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Nobody Walks in LA is the story of two old friends who, faced with decisions that cannot wait, put their lives on pause for a day and do the unthinkable.... walk around Los Angeles.

Putting aside a failing engagement on the one hand and a cross country move on the other - Miles and Becca rediscover not just the streets of Los Angeles, but one another.

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Transcript
00:01:00I'm lost again, quietly feeling small
00:01:05I don't want to bother you
00:01:13Just look what I felt
00:01:17Is the smallest part of the world
00:01:25A louder girl, a girl
00:01:30A louder girl, a louder girl
00:01:36I think I'm aман
00:02:00I'm the one to bother you
00:02:16Louder, tell me
00:02:30Hey
00:02:50Hi
00:02:50Thanks for coming over
00:02:53I need to tap out
00:02:55Yeah, I don't doubt it
00:02:58He's been on a bender since Tuesday
00:03:00Have they talked at all?
00:03:02No, they haven't talked
00:03:03He's just a mess
00:03:04Are his parents here?
00:03:06No, they're out of town
00:03:07You got the place all to yourself
00:03:09Oh, yeah
00:03:10No, I'm not staying inside all day with Captain Morgan
00:03:12It's good to see your face
00:03:16We should hang out more
00:03:18Like the good old days
00:03:20All right
00:03:23Good to see you
00:03:25Yeah, you too
00:03:30Miles?
00:03:51Miles?
00:03:51Miles?
00:03:56Becca
00:04:06What are you doing here?
00:04:09Nice to see you too, Miles
00:04:11It's been forever
00:04:12Yeah, well, you really mastered the art of laying low
00:04:15Well, the last few months have been really crazy for me
00:04:19Is this your old room?
00:04:21It looks different
00:04:22Yeah, my parents turned it into a guest room
00:04:25It's very Hilton-esque
00:04:28Thanks
00:04:29I mean that in like a nice way
00:04:30Like an upscale Hilton
00:04:32You know, not like a Hilton Express
00:04:35Okay, dude, time to get up
00:04:38Ah
00:04:40What are you doing?
00:04:43You look pathetic, so we need to go outside
00:04:45I'm not going anywhere
00:04:47Yeah, you are
00:04:48Because I'm in charge of making sure you don't kill yourself
00:04:51And there's lots of sharp objects and pills everywhere
00:04:56So let's go
00:04:57Becca, I appreciate the love, but I'm not in the mood
00:05:01You got ten minutes
00:05:04I'm not going
00:05:06Yes, you are
00:05:07I'm not
00:05:07Dude, stop feeling sorry for yourself
00:05:09This room fucking stinks and you look like shit
00:05:12So put some pants on and let's go
00:05:14Becca
00:05:15I love you
00:05:17Fuck off
00:05:18You know what you need?
00:05:23For you to leave me alone?
00:05:26You need some happy sad music
00:05:29What?
00:05:30Happy sad music
00:05:31Musically, it's uplifting
00:05:33And lyrically, it makes you want to rip your heart out
00:05:36Makes you feel better about being sad
00:05:37Really, Miles?
00:05:41Unbreak my heart?
00:05:44Here you go
00:05:49Nobody cares for me
00:05:52Nobody cares for me
00:05:55I'm so sad and lonely
00:05:59Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:06:06Get up, get up
00:06:08I'm good, you are wearing pants
00:06:12All the time
00:06:13If you, you'll come be
00:06:16You'll come be
00:06:17Mmm, baby, mine
00:06:21Cause I ain't got nobody
00:06:26Nobody cares for me
00:06:31There's nobody cares for me
00:06:34For me
00:06:39Friends
00:06:40Of me
00:06:40Catへs?
00:06:43A mimosa actually sounds pretty good about now
00:06:47Is this your car?
00:06:48It's funny.
00:06:56Coffee's?
00:06:58Mimosa actually sounds pretty good about now.
00:07:00Is this your car?
00:07:01Yep.
00:07:04You getting in?
00:07:05Nope.
00:07:07Nobody walks anywhere.
00:07:09Exactly.
00:07:10I don't want to walk.
00:07:12Dude, it's five blocks.
00:07:13I'm still hungover from last night.
00:07:15Whiner!
00:07:15Whiner!
00:07:16Are you fucking serious with this parking job?
00:07:21Probably should walk.
00:07:23Wait up.
00:07:27Do you remember the day we met, Miles?
00:07:29I mean, by a vow, I think I'm still hungover from last night.
00:07:32It was the first day of school.
00:07:34Right.
00:07:34Do you remember what we did, Bueller?
00:07:36Oh my God, stop doing that.
00:07:37Bueller.
00:07:38We ditched school, we walked around, we went bowling.
00:07:41Exactly, well, we're going to do the same thing today.
00:07:42Not in the mood to go bowling.
00:07:43No, I'm not talking about going bowling.
00:07:46Well, actually, I could go bowling later.
00:07:47I don't have any stocks with me.
00:07:48That's not the point.
00:07:49What's the point?
00:07:49The point is, we're going to take the day, walk around, and talk our shit out.
00:07:55Our shit?
00:07:57What's your shit?
00:07:57I know my shit.
00:07:59You first.
00:07:59The woman I was planning on spending the rest of my life with just told me she cheated
00:08:05on me, and we're supposed to get married in two weeks, and now I don't know what the
00:08:08fuck I'm going to do.
00:08:09Can you top that?
00:08:11Not this year.
00:08:12Didn't think so.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14What's your shit?
00:08:15My shit.
00:08:18I think I might move to New York.
00:08:21That's crazy.
00:08:22Why?
00:08:22Well, do you remember my friend Aaron?
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25Her and I have been planning this community art gallery since college.
00:08:29We'll sell our own art.
00:08:30We'll sell other people's art.
00:08:31We'll give classes, and we'll do, like, a community art project thing.
00:08:35I don't know.
00:08:36We've been working on it for a long time, and we've both been saving, so now is the time.
00:08:40I think I'm going to do it.
00:08:42You do realize how insane of an idea that is, right?
00:08:46Thanks, Miles.
00:08:47I mean, only the 1% are even spending any money on art, and it's not community art.
00:08:52Where would you even live?
00:08:53You sound like my father.
00:08:54Oh, I'm glad somebody else is on the same page.
00:08:56Oh, and I have to let her know by tomorrow if I'm in or not.
00:08:58This is not the kind of decision you want to rush into.
00:09:01I'm not rushing into it.
00:09:02We've been working on it for over a year.
00:09:04We just found the perfect place, and we have to let them know by tomorrow if we want to do
00:09:08the down payment, so...
00:09:09Yeah, because there's, like, a real lack of run-down commercial space in New York.
00:09:13How?
00:09:13Why do you care if I move to New York?
00:09:15I don't care.
00:09:17I mean, I do.
00:09:18I do.
00:09:19It would be weird not having you here.
00:09:21Sweet.
00:09:23So now I have to figure out my life's course with my cheating fiancée because I'm a slumlord
00:09:27and Brooklyn just said I need my money by tomorrow?
00:09:31What is that?
00:09:33What?
00:09:33What was that accent?
00:09:35It was just slumlord.
00:09:38Yeah, pretty much.
00:09:39Whatever.
00:09:40My head's spinning.
00:09:40I'm going to go to sleep.
00:09:42Wake me up when you know your life's course.
00:09:44What is this?
00:09:45What's happening?
00:09:45This isn't the Miles I know.
00:09:48Miles, you know, I had a really rough week.
00:09:57Do you remember why that day was so awesome, Miles?
00:10:09No.
00:10:11Because it was a day when everything in our lives was about to change and instead of freaking
00:10:15out about new teachers and classes and new friends, we just, we hit pause and we walked
00:10:22around and we talked shit out and we took it all in.
00:10:26We went bowling.
00:10:27We went bowling.
00:10:28We went bowling.
00:10:29We played skee-ball.
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:31God, I miss playing skee-ball.
00:10:32Right?
00:10:33The app's not the, it doesn't even be the same.
00:10:34It's not the same.
00:10:35Life was still there for us 24 hours later.
00:10:37It was.
00:10:38It's a different day, but it's the same situation.
00:10:43I don't know, lady.
00:10:45I'm not feeling it.
00:10:46Come on, do it today.
00:10:47Today.
00:10:48Me and you, today.
00:10:49Come on.
00:10:50Are you in?
00:10:51Are you in?
00:10:52Are you in?
00:10:53Hold on.
00:10:54Come on.
00:10:55What is it?
00:10:57Hi.
00:10:58Miles, honey, I've called Sam's parents and we've set up a powwow for tomorrow evening
00:11:03so we can all just sit down and sort this out together.
00:11:06A powwow?
00:11:07You're not supposed to be back from vacation until next week.
00:11:10Yeah, well that was before we found out that the wedding we've already invested $20,000
00:11:14in might be canceled.
00:11:16Yeah, um, I'm sorry.
00:11:19I just, I don't, I don't know how I feel right now.
00:11:22Miles, this is not just about you anymore.
00:11:25So if you're splitting, we need to remove the emotion.
00:11:28Mom!
00:11:29Money's involved.
00:11:30Seriously?
00:11:31Your father and I are coming back for this, alright?
00:11:34We're a team, we'll work it out together.
00:11:36Alright, mom, mom, I just...
00:11:38No more arguments, alright?
00:11:39No more arguments.
00:11:40We love you.
00:11:41We're here for you.
00:11:42We'll see you tomorrow.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:52Everything okay?
00:11:53Amazing.
00:11:54So are you in?
00:11:55No.
00:11:56Are you in?
00:11:57Are you in?
00:11:58Are you in?
00:11:59Are you in?
00:12:00Are you in?
00:12:01Are you in?
00:12:02Are you in?
00:12:03Are you in?
00:12:04Are you in?
00:12:05Are you in?
00:12:06Yeah, I'm in.
00:12:07Really?
00:12:08Okay, here are the rules.
00:12:12Really?
00:12:13There's rules?
00:12:14You always do that.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16I decide on something and then you tell me the rules.
00:12:18You need to tell me the rules before I decide on it.
00:12:20Well, you already agreed, so sorry.
00:12:23This is so fucking stupid.
00:12:24What are the rules?
00:12:25Okay, the rules are we do everything the way that we did them in high school.
00:12:29Not wearing cargo shorts.
00:12:30Thank God.
00:12:31No, I mean we didn't drive in high school.
00:12:34We didn't have cars, so there's no driving today.
00:12:36Can we get rides?
00:12:37Did we get rides in high school?
00:12:38That's a loaded question.
00:12:39You got rides in high school.
00:12:42Then yes, we can get rides.
00:12:44Is that it?
00:12:46Uh, no cell phones.
00:12:50Fuck no.
00:12:51Dude, we're not checking them all day.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:53Same time.
00:12:56What about my iPod?
00:12:58Your iPod?
00:12:59Yeah.
00:13:00You have an iPod?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02That's what this is for.
00:13:03I don't keep my music on my iPod.
00:13:04Oh my God.
00:13:05Alright, as much as I'd love to see you rock a boombox on your shoulder all the time,
00:13:09your second iPhone will be fine.
00:13:12Your match.
00:13:17You want to talk about it?
00:13:19No.
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22So what else is going on in your life?
00:13:28Um, she gets home from work on Tuesday night.
00:13:31And uh, I had already had like a suspicion that she had been reading my diary.
00:13:38What?
00:13:40You have a diary?
00:13:41Yeah.
00:13:44Are you trying to make me feel better?
00:13:46I'm sorry.
00:13:47Anyway, I always put the bookmark in the back by the spine and a couple times I saw it in the middle.
00:13:51Wow, Nancy Drew is on the gates.
00:13:55What, were you fighting or something?
00:13:56I mean, most days were cool, but some days it just seemed like she was just kind of like looking right through me.
00:14:01I just didn't think anything had gone that far.
00:14:03Right.
00:14:04So it's weird because she's being dissed.
00:14:05Yeah, yeah, but I just didn't think it had gotten extreme.
00:14:08So what happened?
00:14:10She denied that she read my journal.
00:14:12And I told her she was lying.
00:14:16Wow, that's bold.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:18How did you know she was lying?
00:14:19Because I knew she was lying.
00:14:20And then she just laces into me about how, like, I can't trust her and how fucked up that is that I can't trust the person I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with and that all my insecurities drive her crazy.
00:14:29And then she decides to tell me that she's, that she cheated on me.
00:14:32Oh, holy shit.
00:14:34Yeah, it fucking sucked.
00:14:36I was blown away and I'm like, there's no way you cheated on me.
00:14:38You're lying about that.
00:14:39Well, how did you know that she, wait, how did you know she read your diary?
00:14:42Cause I read her diary.
00:14:45Miles.
00:14:49Alright, let me know if you need something, sweetie.
00:14:50So did she write anything about this guy in the diary?
00:14:53No.
00:14:54Can I get you something to drink?
00:14:55Um, coffee, please.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:57Yeah, and, uh, can I have a coffee and a water?
00:15:00Yep.
00:15:01And a, uh, Diet Coke.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:04And a, um, chocolate milkshake.
00:15:06Okay.
00:15:07And a, um, chocolate milkshake.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11And a mimosa.
00:15:12You could bring them all out as they're ready.
00:15:17So what'd you do when she told you she cheated on you?
00:15:24Freaked out.
00:15:25I mean, it's like all my worst fears coming true.
00:15:29My whole life I just wanted a relationship like my parents.
00:15:32You know, like they fight, they bicker like everybody else.
00:15:35But underneath it all there's like this love and respect and I'm like a,
00:15:39like a genuine friendship and I don't, I don't know if we ever had that.
00:15:46So I left the apartment and, uh, I've been home ever since.
00:15:51And you haven't talked to her?
00:15:53She called, but she didn't leave a message.
00:15:55You can call her back?
00:15:56I don't know if I'm ready to talk to her.
00:15:58Miles!
00:15:59Can I please have my phone back?
00:16:04No, it's against the rules.
00:16:05I'm not gonna look.
00:16:06Trust me, it's for the best.
00:16:08Whatever.
00:16:09It is.
00:16:10You didn't seem too thrilled about whoever it was that you were talking to on the way over here.
00:16:14Who was that?
00:16:15My mom.
00:16:16Oh, no she died.
00:16:17She and my dad are coming home from vacation early tomorrow.
00:16:21And they've already had a talk with Sam's parents and we're having a powwow to talk it out.
00:16:26Wow, that's a thing that's gonna happen?
00:16:28We tried to talk her out of it, but she said a lot of money hadn't been invested in the wedding
00:16:33and it was about more than just me and Sam.
00:16:36Damn, those Jews know how to guilt.
00:16:39Yeah.
00:16:40Oh, perfect timing.
00:16:42Champagne.
00:16:43Morning beverage of life.
00:16:45Cheers.
00:16:46Well, hi.
00:16:47Thanks.
00:16:48Want a coffee?
00:16:49Just tell me who called.
00:16:51No.
00:16:52Trust me, it's better this way.
00:16:54I'm gonna go pee out of my dick.
00:16:56Is there any other way?
00:16:58Out of my butt?
00:16:59It's gross.
00:17:00And unnecessary.
00:17:02Yeah, you wanna come pick me up?
00:17:12Why don't you do that?
00:17:13Where do you live?
00:17:14Well, I have a herpes support group on San Vicente, but I'll be finished around 8 o'clock
00:17:18so you can pick me up there.
00:17:20It's really funny.
00:17:21No, no, you don't have to be worried.
00:17:22I haven't had a breakout in like a week.
00:17:24Valtrex really works, you know?
00:17:26Great, yeah.
00:17:27See what's going on here.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:29Take care.
00:17:30Don't be silly.
00:17:31Protect your willy.
00:17:32Protect your willy.
00:17:37Thanks for brunch, Miles.
00:17:38Thanks for getting me out of the house.
00:17:41So, I have to stop by the gallery to pick up my check.
00:17:44Can you find something there to keep you busy for a minute?
00:17:47Ugh.
00:17:48Art.
00:17:49Sounds depressing.
00:17:52Miles, it's Sam.
00:17:55Your fiancé?
00:17:56Um, look, I really fucked up.
00:18:00Please call me.
00:18:01I don't know why you're not answering my phone calls, but it's really important that we talk.
00:18:06Shhh.
00:18:07Yo.
00:18:08Hey.
00:18:09Good call on the happy sad music, it works.
00:18:12What are you listening to?
00:18:13N-W-A, I ain't the one.
00:18:14Did she do what you had to do?
00:18:15Yeah, my boss is such a bitch.
00:18:16Why?
00:18:17She's cutting like half my shifts.
00:18:18New York's looking good about now.
00:18:19Better every second.
00:18:20What do you think it's called?
00:18:35Fuck you, bitch.
00:18:36Einfisist is just a bitch.
00:18:37Yeah, k-i-w-bflu.
00:18:38But you know, I think here's the book where you're going.
00:18:39You could call on the happy sad music.
00:18:40What are you listening to?
00:18:41N-W-A, I ain't the one.
00:18:42Did she do what you had to do?
00:18:44Yeah, my boss is such a bitch.
00:18:45Why?
00:18:46She's cutting like half my shifts.
00:18:47New York's looking good about now.
00:18:48Better every second.
00:18:50Emphasis on the U.
00:18:51Definitely.
00:18:52Definitely.
00:18:53I mean, it's obvious the artist came home from a vacation, a fancy European castle he took his girl to.
00:19:00She was like a bitch the entire time.
00:19:02They ended up breaking up, and then he came home to America.
00:19:05He painted the castle.
00:19:09It's called So This Is Love, and it is Sleeping Beauty's Castle at Disneyland, which is literally the happiest place on earth.
00:19:20So you're looking at the painting?
00:19:22Mm-hmm.
00:19:23I'm kind of looking beyond the painting at the subtext.
00:19:27Subtext, right, yeah.
00:19:29What about this one?
00:19:33It's a vagina.
00:19:35It's a closed vagina.
00:19:36It's a vagina he's never going to have again.
00:19:38This girl cheated on him.
00:19:40He's left.
00:19:41He's over it.
00:19:42And now it's just a dusty, locked away, closed vag.
00:19:47Uh, this one is called Donna Zione, and it is Michelangelo the day before he starts painting the Sistine Chapel.
00:19:57It represents, you know, possibilities are endless, with an open heart, a masterpiece that you can create with love.
00:20:04I want to see Michelangelo.
00:20:05It's right there in the middle, holding the paint can.
00:20:09Oh, once again, the subtext.
00:20:11Oh, what about this one?
00:20:13We should go.
00:20:13Oh, he's being sarcastic.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:15No, there should be like an exclamation point or like a happy face or something, you know?
00:20:19This is where I hide on my lunch break.
00:20:33Also subjective.
00:20:35Like, who decides what's good art and what's bad art?
00:20:38We do.
00:20:39Maybe you do, working in that fancy schmancy gallery, not me.
00:20:43No, I meant you decide whether you like it or not.
00:20:47Just because it's in a museum or a gallery, it doesn't mean that it's good or bad.
00:20:52You have to decide if you like it for yourself.
00:20:55Yeah, but it's not about talent.
00:20:57It's like more important to be a good salesman than a good artist.
00:21:00Isn't that true about everything in life?
00:21:03I hope not.
00:21:03I suck at selling myself.
00:21:05No, I don't care.
00:21:10I don't care.
00:21:12Tell that bitch ten mother of yours to get here.
00:21:15I don't get traffic.
00:21:17We know there's traffic in Los Angeles, sweetie.
00:21:19We know that, but I need you here now.
00:21:21Now, I've got a meeting with Zac Efron in ten minutes, baby.
00:21:24No, no, you can't meet him.
00:21:26No, he's too old for you.
00:21:27That's exactly the reason I never want to be good at selling myself.
00:21:30That guy's a complete douche.
00:21:32Yeah, I know.
00:21:32That's why I don't want to live in L.A. anymore.
00:21:34Yeah, but that guy's not from L.A.
00:21:35He's a transplant.
00:21:37People from L.A. are actually cool.
00:21:39There's all these douches that move out here
00:21:41after watching too much Swimming with Sharks and Entourage.
00:21:44They think you have to be a complete asshole to make it in L.A.,
00:21:46but really they're just ruining it for the people
00:21:48who actually have, like, a vision and a decent moral compass.
00:21:53Isn't Sam from L.A.?
00:21:54So?
00:21:58She's really cool, Miles.
00:21:59Have you thought about maybe trying to work it out?
00:22:04It's just a thought.
00:22:06Of course I've thought about it.
00:22:07I've thought about everything.
00:22:08I can't stop thinking.
00:22:09The problem is I don't know what I want.
00:22:11I haven't spoken to her, so I don't know what she wants.
00:22:13And honestly, I don't even know if I care what she wants.
00:22:16I kind of want to know what I want before I talk to her.
00:22:19Makes sense.
00:22:23Well, you can't answer it.
00:22:27I don't want to.
00:22:27Oh, hey, there you are.
00:22:32Back, back.
00:22:33This is Dad.
00:22:34Uh, boy, am I sorry that I screamed at you so much on the phone earlier.
00:22:39I didn't mean to be that loud.
00:22:41I just was a little bit more than surprised that you were suddenly going to move to New York
00:22:44and leave your job here.
00:22:46So anyway, just give me a call back and we can discuss.
00:22:49I'm sorry.
00:22:50It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
00:22:53So, bye.
00:22:59Shouldn't we be a little more low profile?
00:23:03Always a sketcher in every group.
00:23:05What?
00:23:06No, it's like the first rule of smoking weed is every group has somebody who completely
00:23:11bugs out.
00:23:12I knew it wasn't going to be me.
00:23:13I'm just saying, we're not even pretending to hide it.
00:23:15But that's what they expect you to do.
00:23:17You know, like if you're just like walking around public, in the middle of the day smoking
00:23:22weed, no one's going to see it because they're not expecting it.
00:23:24But if you're like, you know, hiding behind a dumpster, like tucked down in some shrub,
00:23:28it looks shady.
00:23:29Plus, it's practically illegal.
00:23:31I can't believe you're a teacher.
00:23:33Believe it.
00:23:37We need a, uh, new mission.
00:23:39How about we go around Los Angeles and we try and find the most beautiful thing we've never
00:23:47seen?
00:23:48Way too upbeat for me right now.
00:23:51Okay, I'll look for the most beautiful thing and you look for the ugliest.
00:23:56Now we're cooking with gas.
00:23:59This is for both of us.
00:24:02Thanks.
00:24:02Just because he can't hear us doesn't mean we can't smell your fart.
00:24:21I actually can't smell it anymore.
00:24:25Just kidding.
00:24:28What's his name?
00:24:29Uh, his name is Eric Abrams, but his friends call him Gay-Brams.
00:24:35Occupation?
00:24:36Oh, he does, uh, valet down at the Biltmore, but he's an aspiring barista.
00:24:42Place of origin?
00:24:44Duh, Florida.
00:24:46Let's check it out.
00:24:48No!
00:24:50Where are you from?
00:24:53Huh?
00:24:53Where are you from?
00:24:54Houston.
00:24:55Oh, that's cool.
00:24:57Is it?
00:24:57Uh, but, yeah.
00:25:01I guess not.
00:25:02Do we have any other questions?
00:25:04What are you listening to?
00:25:07Do you really care?
00:25:09Are they good?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:15Nice fart, by the way.
00:25:17Thank you!
00:25:17Oh, God.
00:25:21It's so gorgeous out today.
00:25:24Are you really ready to move?
00:25:26New York's freezing.
00:25:28Everybody just complains about the weather there.
00:25:30It's like how we complain about traffic.
00:25:31I know, I know, but I've been talking about it forever.
00:25:35I feel like if I don't actually do it, I'm just going to always be a talker.
00:25:38You've got to be smart about it.
00:25:40You can't be like, I have to decide in one day.
00:25:42Damn, Miles, I've been talking about it forever.
00:25:45So then what's the debate about?
00:25:48Honestly, my dad and you guys, you know, my friends.
00:25:53What did your dad say?
00:25:55Oh, same shit you did.
00:25:57What about your savings?
00:25:59Where are you going to live?
00:26:00Blah, blah, blah.
00:26:01It's just...
00:26:02You know, he'd never say it, but he'd be lonely without me.
00:26:07You know, I take care of him.
00:26:08Does he ever get out?
00:26:09Yeah, he's gone on a few dates.
00:26:12I don't know.
00:26:13I think it's hard for him, you know, because it feels like he's cheating on my mom.
00:26:19That sucks.
00:26:21Yeah, it's hard.
00:26:26Sometimes he calls me by her name by accident.
00:26:28It's just...
00:26:29How are you holding up?
00:26:34Depends.
00:26:35Sometimes I wake up and I forget that she's gone.
00:26:43Can we talk about something else?
00:26:46Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:26:48It's totally not proper stoner talk.
00:26:53Ugliest thing in L.A.
00:26:54Let's go.
00:26:54Found it.
00:26:59Ugliest thing I've never seen in L.A.
00:27:01Nickelback in the wheelchair.
00:27:02I wonder how Beck feels about that.
00:27:05He's playing on Friday.
00:27:06Probably the same way Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland feel.
00:27:10They're all rolling over in their graves.
00:27:12They used to run the street back in the day.
00:27:14All the Hollywood bigwigs, they lived around here.
00:27:17My dad grew up around here.
00:27:19Quality time with my dad would be him taking me around all the neighborhoods,
00:27:23explaining the history, the architecture.
00:27:25That, watching Rodgers and Amherstine musicals.
00:27:28You must have tried with all your might not to go gag.
00:27:31Wasn't easy.
00:27:32Still doubt it sometimes.
00:27:34I'm in the car, singing alone to Whitney Houston.
00:27:37Early Whitney?
00:27:39How will I know?
00:27:40I want to dance with somebody.
00:27:41Oh, yeah.
00:27:41You can't not sing along to the late, great Whitney Houston.
00:27:44R.I.P.
00:27:47What was down here?
00:27:48Wasn't it the, uh, the Amst, the...
00:27:50Ambassador.
00:27:51Ambassador and the Coconut Grove, right?
00:27:53They tore those down?
00:27:55Yeah, they built a $600 million high school.
00:27:58$600 million?
00:27:59Yeah, yeah.
00:27:59Let's just tear down a really important piece of L.A. history,
00:28:03lay off thousands of teachers during a Depression,
00:28:06and build a $600 million high school.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:09We love it!
00:28:14Where Bing Crosby first sang,
00:28:16where Marilyn Monroe first signed a contract to become a model,
00:28:19where Robert Kennedy was assassinated,
00:28:21now the most expensive school in the history of America.
00:28:25That building better be able to fly.
00:28:27It's like, how many teachers could you pay for $600 million?
00:28:29Our system is so fucked.
00:28:31But the sloppy joes are off the chain.
00:28:39Whatever.
00:28:40I'm just a cog in the wheel.
00:28:42I stopped practicing law because I actually wanted to try and help people,
00:28:45but sometimes I feel like teaching is no better.
00:28:49What? Your kids love you, Miles.
00:28:51Yeah, but they can't fire the old shitty teachers,
00:28:53which is why I might not have a job next year.
00:28:55These are the same teachers that, like,
00:28:57reen out a kid if they're two seconds late for class,
00:29:00but they won't just pull him aside, have a conversation if he's flunking.
00:29:04You might get laid off?
00:29:05I fired everyone under me, so I would be next.
00:29:08Oh, God.
00:29:10I know it's hard.
00:29:11You gotta stick with it, you know?
00:29:12It's really important that there's teachers who actually care.
00:29:15Yeah, but I don't understand why you would ever get into teaching if you don't like kids.
00:29:20You know what I mean?
00:29:20I feel like sometimes my kids are the only people I believe in.
00:29:25What's up, fag?
00:29:26Fuck you, you little shit.
00:29:28Too bad your girlfriend doesn't know that you're a fag.
00:29:30Too bad I'm not his girlfriend.
00:29:33She does know he's a fag.
00:29:37Couldn't have been my girlfriend for, like, two seconds.
00:29:39Oh, sorry.
00:29:40I could be a girlfriend for two seconds.
00:29:42Whatever, I take it back.
00:29:46Fuck kids, too.
00:29:47Yeah, fuck kids.
00:29:49Man, you held your own, though.
00:29:52I have bad news.
00:29:54Even though Nickelback at the Wiltern is hideous,
00:29:57it can't be used for the ugliest thing in Los Angeles.
00:30:00Why not?
00:30:01Because you've seen a hundred shitty bands at the Wiltern.
00:30:03It has to be something you've never seen before.
00:30:05It sucks.
00:30:07Game still.
00:30:07It's weird.
00:30:14How many people do you think live on the street
00:30:16have any idea what kind of crazy shit used to go down here?
00:30:19Not a lot.
00:30:21It's like this entire area has had its history completely erased.
00:30:24Does anybody care?
00:30:26Jesus, smile.
00:30:27Yes, people care.
00:30:29Do the people of Koreatown care?
00:30:30No, probably not.
00:30:31The people of Koreatown are worried about putting food on the table.
00:30:34And chief rent.
00:30:36Koreans and Mexicans don't care about history and culture?
00:30:39Wow.
00:30:40Nothing worse than a well-intentioned white person.
00:30:44I'm just saying not everyone in L.A. grew up with a dad who was trying to turn them gay.
00:30:48You know, I'm just saying, why make history if no one's going to remember it?
00:30:52Do you need a hug?
00:30:54I feel like you need a hug.
00:30:55I do.
00:30:55A hug would be nice.
00:30:56Miles, it's not up to you or I to save history today.
00:31:04Leave that up to the L.A. Conservancy.
00:31:05They can be pissed about it.
00:31:07We've got too much on our plates.
00:31:12I'm a member of the L.A. Conservancy.
00:31:14Oh, of course you are.
00:31:16Eric is calling.
00:31:42Interesting.
00:31:45I'll let you answer if you let me check my messages.
00:31:47No phones today.
00:31:49Who is he?
00:31:50Just a guy that I was seeing.
00:31:53What happened?
00:31:55Nothing.
00:31:56Um, I don't know, I kind of flaked on him a few times and he was really nice about it
00:32:01and said that I didn't seem that into it and I should give him a call when I wanted to rock.
00:32:06He actually told you to call him when you wanted to rock?
00:32:09Mm-hmm.
00:32:09That's awesome.
00:32:10Did you call him?
00:32:11No, I respect the move, though.
00:32:14I respect the move.
00:32:14I would have called him and told him when I wanted to rock.
00:32:16It's all about the timing, you know?
00:32:19Sometimes if things are a few months earlier or a few months later, everything could turn
00:32:23out differently.
00:32:24But if the timing's off, then the timing's off.
00:32:27Did you see Jeremy this morning?
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:30I saw him for a minute.
00:32:31How'd that go?
00:32:32Oh, God.
00:32:34We're fine.
00:32:35Whatever.
00:32:36It's cool.
00:32:36He still talks about you a lot.
00:32:40Oh, good for him.
00:32:43This morning he said, we should hang out at like cold times.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:48You're not still interested, are you?
00:32:50The guy who cheated on me?
00:32:52Yeah, I can't wait to have his babies.
00:32:54How'd you forgive him?
00:32:56The first time?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:32:57The first time, I pretended like it never happened.
00:33:02Yikes.
00:33:02That's hard.
00:33:04The second time, I dumped his ass and had sex with someone with a much bigger dick.
00:33:10So I have to find a woman with like a much bigger vagina.
00:33:13Yeah.
00:33:14Opposite.
00:33:14It doesn't work.
00:33:15Tighter.
00:33:16That's what I was going to say.
00:33:17Tighter is more revenge.
00:33:20The tighter, the better.
00:33:22Stop.
00:33:23There we go.
00:33:23Hey, he doesn't know that you're the one who told me that he was cheating on me, right?
00:33:31God, no.
00:33:31I hope not.
00:33:32I mean, I never told him.
00:33:34I don't remember what I said.
00:33:35Oh, I said I could see it in your eyes.
00:33:38I just stared at him and said it like four times until he started to cry.
00:33:42He thinks I have the SP.
00:33:44He totally does.
00:33:45That's it.
00:33:46He keeps telling me that he knows that you know that he's thinking about you and that when
00:33:50you're ready, you're going to come back.
00:33:52Stop it.
00:33:52Yeah.
00:33:53Cool.
00:33:56Any other guys?
00:34:26Any other guys in your life, other than rockin' Eric?
00:34:29No, not really.
00:34:31You know, relationships are hard.
00:34:34Tell me about it. Women are crazy.
00:34:36Not what I meant.
00:34:38Oh, well, it's true.
00:34:40Nice. What did you mean, Becca?
00:34:42Oh, thank you, Miles.
00:34:44What I meant was, I'm super picky, you know?
00:34:48And I know pretty quickly if I'm interested in someone or not.
00:34:51And if I'm not, I don't want to waste their time.
00:34:53Or mine.
00:34:54Too many people get into a relationship because it's convenient.
00:34:58Or they're lonely.
00:34:59And I don't want that to be me.
00:35:01So you knew that you weren't a Derek?
00:35:03No. No, not necessarily.
00:35:05So you're not really giving yourself a chance.
00:35:07Yes, Miles, I'm giving myself a chance.
00:35:09I'm sure you have a guy who says the most awesome thing ever.
00:35:12Call me when you want to rock.
00:35:14And you don't call him.
00:35:15He obviously likes you.
00:35:16And this is the same guy you just said two seconds ago.
00:35:19You didn't know if you liked him or not.
00:35:20So how's that giving yourself a chance?
00:35:22I don't know, Miles.
00:35:23No, I'm kind of wild on my plate right now.
00:35:26I'm moving to New York, maybe, and I'm dealing with my dad.
00:35:28I just feel like I went from taking care of my mom to taking care of my dad.
00:35:32And I don't have the time or energy to take care of somebody else right now.
00:35:35A relationship shouldn't be about taking care of somebody else.
00:35:38It should be about the two of you taking care of each other.
00:35:41Really?
00:35:42Relationship advice?
00:35:44Yeah, I guess I should talk.
00:35:47I hear what you're saying.
00:35:48I get it.
00:35:49It's just...
00:35:50I don't know.
00:35:51A relationship seems...
00:35:53daunting.
00:35:54I haven't been single in a while.
00:35:55That seems daunting.
00:35:57Do me a favor.
00:35:58If you get back together with Sam, just...
00:36:01don't do it because you're afraid of being alone.
00:36:04I mean, you just turned 30.
00:36:05Your value is going way up.
00:36:06My family went in the opposite direction.
00:36:14Your aura's off.
00:36:16Yeah, I've had kind of like a rough week, so...
00:36:20Not you.
00:36:21Her.
00:36:22Oh, you're talking about her.
00:36:23I agree.
00:36:24What's wrong with my aura?
00:36:26Beats.
00:36:27What?
00:36:28Beats.
00:36:29You need to eat more beats.
00:36:31They're magical.
00:36:33Beats.
00:36:34Beats.
00:36:36What about mine?
00:36:37You're cool, man.
00:36:40Good vibes.
00:36:41Thanks, Billy.
00:36:42Thanks, man.
00:36:43Ugh.
00:36:44He's the expert.
00:36:46Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:36:49Beats.
00:36:50Beats.
00:36:57Where are we headed?
00:36:59Beats store, obviously.
00:37:01Love me.
00:37:07Where'd you go?
00:37:09It's weird.
00:37:10It's like...
00:37:12She was the one.
00:37:13She was the one.
00:37:14She was the one I was going to spend the most of my life with.
00:37:16A couple weeks ago, everything was fine.
00:37:18And now...
00:37:19It's not like I think there's one person out of six billion that I could be happy with,
00:37:26but there's not a lot of girls out there that aren't crazy.
00:37:29Everybody's crazy.
00:37:30Everybody's crazy, Miles.
00:37:31People who aren't a little bit crazy are boring.
00:37:32You just have to find someone who's your type of baby.
00:37:33Sam was my kind of crazy.
00:37:34How so?
00:37:35She could, like, shotgun a beer faster than I could.
00:37:36She could speak intelligently about every proposition in the upcoming election.
00:37:50She knew every word to regulate her.
00:37:53She makes me laugh.
00:37:55So the question is then...
00:37:57Can you still trust her?
00:37:59I don't know.
00:38:00It's what you gotta figure out.
00:38:01I'm pathetic.
00:38:02Why?
00:38:03I read her fucking diary.
00:38:04Like, how sad is that?
00:38:05If I just didn't do that, everything would be fine right now.
00:38:07It's not your finest moment, Miles, but you've all done stupid things.
00:38:14I mean, you had a feeling that something was wrong, and you're right.
00:38:18You've got to give her credit.
00:38:19She puts up a lot of my shit.
00:38:20I've got to give her credit.
00:38:22She puts up a lot of my shit.
00:38:24You know?
00:38:25Of course.
00:38:26It's okay.
00:38:27I'm a bad dog.
00:38:28I have to ask her to ask her.
00:38:29Ah, look.
00:38:30I'm not.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Why?
00:38:33I gotta give her credit. She puts up a lot of my shit. I'm not clean. I got wasted with the boys. I come home, I wake her up for sex. I sweat profusely. I've got hair.
00:38:44Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're literally describing every non-homosexual man there is, so let's not give her props for liking men.
00:38:49Yeah, but she's like...
00:38:50Miles, you're amazing. Whoever you choose is going to be incredibly lucky, whether it's Sam or not. You're smart, you're confident, you're really good with kids and animals.
00:39:01You're an incessantly positive person. You have an amazing outlook on life, although maybe not the last three days.
00:39:08You're, uh, what else? You're hilarious and you're sweet and you're so talented.
00:39:14Keep going. This is great. I'm enjoying this.
00:39:17I don't know. I'm just saying. Stop being such a bitch.
00:39:31I'm actually surprised we never... hooked up.
00:39:44Whee!
00:39:45Sorry, I mean, I don't want to make it awkward.
00:39:47What did you mean to make it?
00:39:48I just mean, like, considering all the drunken nights we've spent together in the last 15 years, you'd think, you know, maybe something like that could have happened.
00:39:56We proved when Harry met Sally wrong. Go us.
00:39:59Fist bump.
00:40:00Hey.
00:40:00We did kiss one time, though.
00:40:07I mean, it wasn't a big deal. You were black out.
00:40:11It was the summer before senior year when we went up to Santa Barbara for the Flaming Lips store.
00:40:17Jeremy and Nicole went back into the bedroom to smoke pot and you said,
00:40:21If I smoke pot, I'm going to throw up all over the world.
00:40:24So, I stayed out on the balcony with you and then you looked at me and you gave me that same shit-eating grin that you're doing right now.
00:40:33And you said, if we kissed, then neither of us would ever throw up again for our entire lives.
00:40:42And then you kissed me.
00:40:44Wish I had been right.
00:40:45Oh, my God. Me too. You threw up everywhere.
00:40:48Over the balcony of that woman who was a few stories down.
00:40:52Oh, man. She was so pissed.
00:40:53Then I passed out and you went back into the hotel and to Jeremy's room and you guys started dating after that.
00:40:59Yeah. Crazy night.
00:41:02Can I tell you something?
00:41:03Always.
00:41:05I wasn't blacked out.
00:41:08Dude, you were fucking gone.
00:41:11But I wasn't blacked out.
00:41:13You shit.
00:41:14I had a crush on you.
00:41:17What?
00:41:18You were dating Nicole.
00:41:22Yeah, but that train was coming to its last stop, you know?
00:41:25It broke up like four days later.
00:41:29Why didn't you ever say anything?
00:41:30I was nervous.
00:41:32No, Miles. You are not a nervous guy.
00:41:34It's weird to take something from the friend zone into the romantic zone.
00:41:38All right, well, good to know that that doesn't bother you anymore.
00:41:41It was like a bunch of years ago, you know?
00:41:53I'm over it now.
00:41:55You remember that time, um, it was like a few days before that trip where you came over to my house?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, and it made you that bean dip and you said you had something important to tell me.
00:42:06I told you that I had a crush on Jeremy.
00:42:10I thought you were going to tell me you had a crush on me.
00:42:14Miles.
00:42:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:17Oh, my God.
00:42:17That was like 13 years ago.
00:42:19I'm over it.
00:42:20You always treated me like I was your little sister.
00:42:22It used to give me noogies.
00:42:23Yeah, it was total friend zone back then, you know?
00:42:26But you grew on me.
00:42:28Yeah.
00:42:30When did you start liking me?
00:42:33Middle of junior year.
00:42:34Went to your house.
00:42:35I knocked on the door.
00:42:36No one came to the door.
00:42:37So I just kind of walked around and looked in your window.
00:42:40And I saw you just painting and listening to music.
00:42:43And I just, um, watched you for like an hour and a half.
00:42:51Creep!
00:42:52Taxi!
00:42:53Hilarious.
00:42:55Wow.
00:42:57Crazy.
00:42:59That is crazy.
00:43:02I had a crush on you since, like, the day I met you until I started dating Jeremy.
00:43:08No, ma'am.
00:43:09Way?
00:43:10Of course I had a crush on you.
00:43:11I've always had a crush on you.
00:43:13Oh, way.
00:43:14Miles, I was the new girl and you were the dorky, funny guy who made me feel at home, like, right away.
00:43:20What wasn't there to like?
00:43:21I'm not disagreeing with you other than the dorky part.
00:43:24That's crazy.
00:43:26I mean, I never knew.
00:43:27I wasn't going to tell you.
00:43:30Crazy.
00:43:31Yeah, that's what I mean.
00:43:32If our timing was a little different, who knows?
00:43:36Yeah, you could have been the one cheating on me.
00:43:38I could have been walking around with Sam all day.
00:43:41Shut up.
00:43:45In the world of affairs, we live in our own age.
00:43:49In books, we live in all ages.
00:43:51L.A. Central Library.
00:43:55Actually, I just named it the Richard Reardon Library.
00:43:59Could have called it the Ray Bradbury Central Library.
00:44:02I mean, he spent his entire teenage years teaching himself to write in here.
00:44:07Fahrenheit 451 versus an old balding ex-mayor.
00:44:11Tough decision.
00:44:12I like the L.A. Central Library best.
00:44:16So do I.
00:44:17Reardon's not even dead yet.
00:44:18You shouldn't be able to have a building named after you unless you're dead.
00:44:21What if you're super awesome?
00:44:23Well, then you would know you're super awesome, and you don't need a fucking building to tell you that.
00:44:27I think I need a building to tell me that.
00:44:30For you, I shall make an exception.
00:44:32We're not quite a wild window
00:44:54Open to the aching hot sun
00:44:59Where the heat warms are our eyelids
00:45:03And our skin is smelt into woes
00:45:08We're not quite an enraging winter
00:45:11There's no smell where I come from
00:45:16The stars pan over our foreheads
00:45:20And our palms are wet and low
00:45:24No, you're not here and me
00:45:28No, you're not here and me
00:45:32Just by your face and burn it
00:45:38Just by your face and burn it
00:45:42No, you're not here and me
00:45:53No, you're not here and me
00:45:57Despite your face and burn it
00:46:01Despite all your face and burn it
00:46:05I love all the light posts in L.A.
00:46:09Yeah, they're pretty sweet
00:46:10They're so charming, you know?
00:46:13Each one's so different and cool
00:46:14I never really noticed
00:46:15You should start noticing
00:46:17Oh, okay, I think I will
00:46:19Can't use it as your most beautiful thing though, right?
00:46:21You've already seen it
00:46:22I didn't say it was my most beautiful thing
00:46:23Alright, just saying
00:46:25Just saying, maybe you should take care of yourself
00:46:27And find your ugliest thing
00:46:29Okay, I think I will
00:46:30You're pretty ugly
00:46:31Nice
00:46:32Could be that
00:46:33You're uglier
00:46:34Oh
00:46:35Oh, burn
00:46:36Ladies and gentlemen
00:46:38It's a beautiful day for a beautiful day
00:46:41What?
00:46:42How you doing, sir?
00:46:44Sit over here in the mezzanine?
00:46:45Come on
00:46:46Who wants to dance?
00:46:48Who wants to dance?
00:46:50You want to dance, sir?
00:46:51Come on
00:46:52Come on
00:46:52Bring it back
00:46:53Bring it back
00:46:54Great seats
00:46:57Here we go
00:46:59There we go
00:47:00Oh
00:47:01Improvised dance party
00:47:03He's good, actually
00:47:03He's really good
00:47:05Give it up
00:47:06Oh, you like men, you like women
00:47:08I'm looking for some ladies
00:47:09But I don't care
00:47:10I don't care
00:47:11Who's going down on me anymore
00:47:13I used to care
00:47:14Not anymore
00:47:14I use my imagination
00:47:15I just imagine
00:47:17It's a 20-year-old girl
00:47:18That I met in Temecula
00:47:20And then it's
00:47:21Boom
00:47:22She's on your cock
00:47:24Boom
00:47:24Even though it's a guy
00:47:26Even though it's a guy
00:47:27It don't matter
00:47:28Is he coming?
00:47:30Is he coming over here?
00:47:30Is he coming?
00:47:31Yeah
00:47:31And he's here
00:47:34Oh, this week?
00:47:35Yeah
00:47:35What time is he?
00:47:36Oh, I don't know
00:47:38Maybe like 4.30
00:47:39I'm late
00:47:42Should we go?
00:47:51Should we follow him?
00:47:51Yeah, we should go
00:47:52Good with families and children
00:48:10Bad with parking meters
00:48:12That's the ugliest thing in our life
00:48:38More sad than ugly
00:48:41Let's go
00:48:54Sad though, you know
00:49:04None of us are really that far from sleeping on the street
00:49:06Speak for yourself
00:49:08Speak for yourself
00:49:08I'm not conversing with a parking meter
00:49:09You've never talked to an inanimate object?
00:49:13We all hear voices in our head, Miles
00:49:14Crazy people just say what they hear out loud
00:49:17We're trying to keep it quiet
00:49:18Wow
00:49:19I was not expecting you to say something so profound
00:49:22I actually need a moment to process that
00:49:24Take your time
00:49:25Another difference is they smell
00:49:27Did you not smell yourself this morning?
00:49:30Have a little compassion
00:49:32My feet hurts
00:49:37Aw, poor baby
00:49:39Come on, come on
00:49:42Come on
00:49:43See how compassionate I'm being?
00:49:51Where are we going, you know?
00:49:52No
00:49:56I don't
00:49:57But I kind of like that
00:49:58Yeah, me too
00:50:00I guess
00:50:00It's nice
00:50:01Being able to just like enjoy the journey
00:50:03Not worry about the destination
00:50:05We should put that on a t-shirt
00:50:06We should
00:50:08It's easier said than done
00:50:10No, I think we could if we wanted to
00:50:12Yeah?
00:50:12Yeah, like in Italy
00:50:13When I was living there
00:50:14Those people know how to live
00:50:15Tell me
00:50:16Priorities are completely different
00:50:18It starts out with family
00:50:19Then health
00:50:20Then work
00:50:21Here it's complete opposite
00:50:23Okay, so if we were living today
00:50:25Based solely on Italian principles
00:50:27What would today be like?
00:50:28That's a good question
00:50:29We'd move back in with our parents
00:50:31Okay
00:50:31We'd watch a lot more soccer
00:50:33We'd dress more fashionably
00:50:34Speak for yourself
00:50:35We would start using olive oil
00:50:37Instead of butter
00:50:38Drink more red wine
00:50:39Yeah
00:50:40You know, just generally have more fun
00:50:41Yeah, that sounds awesome
00:50:43Right?
00:50:43Si, si
00:50:44Si
00:50:44I gotta move in with your parents though
00:51:14You ready to give all this up for New York?
00:51:39You know, this place is amazing
00:51:41It's like the OG food court
00:51:43It's the best
00:51:44This whole street's the best
00:51:45Oh, Broadway?
00:51:46Yeah
00:51:46You can buy stuff on Broadway
00:51:48For the same price they sell it for Mexico
00:51:50Really?
00:51:51Yeah, three hats, ten bucks
00:51:53They made a flower?
00:51:55Corn, actually
00:51:56This whole place used to be
00:51:58Carne asada, pig heads
00:52:00Butcher shops
00:52:01Now there's like a hipster juice bar
00:52:03I hate hipsters
00:52:04Hate is a strong word, Miles
00:52:07Don't give me your bullshit compassion
00:52:09These hipsters come in
00:52:11And they like take over our authentic L.A.
00:52:13Now there's a Urban Outfitters
00:52:15And an Ace Hotel
00:52:15On Broadway
00:52:16Would you rather the property sits empty
00:52:19In languages?
00:52:20No
00:52:20But they just think they're so fucking cool
00:52:23You think they're so fucking cool?
00:52:25Yeah, but I can just be cool
00:52:26By like showing people I'm cool
00:52:28I don't need like a fucking mustache
00:52:31Never, Miles
00:52:32Because you have a uniform the same as everybody else
00:52:34Do I?
00:52:36Yeah
00:52:36You shop at Penguin
00:52:38You wear lucky jeans
00:52:39You like ball caps
00:52:40You wear white t-shirts
00:52:41I can name three guys to dress just like you
00:52:42Please don't
00:52:43I'm just saying
00:52:45You're not special
00:52:45Wow
00:52:47Single tier
00:52:48Rolling down my cheek
00:52:49For the next three hours
00:52:50People who wear one uniform
00:52:52They love to look down on
00:52:53People who wear another uniform
00:52:54It's just the human race
00:52:56I know really cool hipsters
00:52:57And I know super douche hipsters
00:52:59I know really cool guys that dress like you
00:53:00And I know super douche hipsters that dress like you
00:53:03That's the cool thing about LA
00:53:04You know, it's like
00:53:05No matter what your uniform is
00:53:07There's a neighborhood for you
00:53:08Yeah, but some uniforms still suck
00:53:10Like what?
00:53:11A Nazi uniform?
00:53:13I don't know
00:53:15I guess I've never met a cool Nazi
00:53:17But there's still time
00:53:19You like to push my buttons
00:53:21What's your uniform, Miss Know-It-All?
00:53:24I don't have a uniform
00:53:27There's still a uniform
00:53:30Oh
00:53:32A Nazi uniform
00:53:34There's still a uniform
00:53:34no no no no
00:53:36no no no
00:53:37No, no, no, no.
00:54:07No, no, no, no.
00:54:37No, no, no, no.
00:55:07No, no, no, no.
00:55:08Daydream lovin'?
00:55:09Spoonful?
00:55:10There's more.
00:55:14Patience?
00:55:15Guns N' Roses?
00:55:16Genius.
00:55:17No, there's more, there's more.
00:55:18There's, uh, what's the one that do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do?
00:55:22Oh, yeah, that one, right.
00:55:23Uh-huh.
00:55:24I hate you.
00:55:25No, you don't.
00:55:26No, I do, kinda hate you.
00:55:27No, you love me.
00:55:28Mmm, pretty sure I hate you.
00:55:29By the way, I've seen a lot of beautiful things in Los Angeles today.
00:55:30When are we crowning a champion?
00:55:31Oh, I saw the most beautiful thing, like, an hour ago.
00:55:33You didn't show me anything.
00:55:34No, it wasn't part of the rules.
00:55:35I said you had to find it.
00:55:36You assumed that we had to share it with each other.
00:55:37That's so lame.
00:55:38Of course we have to share it with each other.
00:55:40You're just, you didn't see anything.
00:55:41Yes, I did.
00:55:42What'd you see?
00:55:43Not sure if I want to tell you.
00:55:44You didn't see shit.
00:55:45I saw an older lady sitting in a flimsy folding chair in the middle of the sidewalk knitting
00:55:50herself a scarf.
00:55:51And what?
00:55:52I saw, you know, a scarf, and you're not a scarf.
00:55:54I saw the most beautiful thing, like, an hour ago.
00:55:55You didn't show me anything.
00:55:56No, it wasn't part of the rules.
00:55:57You said you had to find it.
00:55:58You assumed that we had to share it with each other.
00:56:00That's so lame.
00:56:01Of course we have to share it with each other.
00:56:02You're just, you didn't see anything.
00:56:03Yes, I did.
00:56:04What'd you see?
00:56:05Not sure if I want to tell you.
00:56:06You didn't see shit.
00:56:07I saw an older lady sitting in a flimsy folding chair in the middle of the sidewalk knitting herself a
00:56:11And?
00:56:12And?
00:56:13You wonder why I don't want to tell you anything.
00:56:16I'm listening.
00:56:17She was just sitting there, not waiting for anything.
00:56:22Not the bus, not the metro.
00:56:24She was just sitting, knitting, doing her thing.
00:56:29Why is that beautiful?
00:56:32I thought it was peaceful.
00:56:34How's that?
00:56:35She was just doing something for herself.
00:56:38She was doing something to bring herself some peace.
00:56:41I thought it was beautiful.
00:56:42I get it.
00:56:43I get it.
00:56:44I mean, I don't think it wins the day.
00:56:45But I get it.
00:56:47You ever see a PBR tall boy in a can?
00:56:48Only an infant.
00:56:49This is a thing of beauty.
00:56:50Cheers.
00:56:51How are your folks?
00:56:52They're great.
00:56:53Yeah, they've been up at my aunt's house in San Francisco.
00:57:06Oh, that's so cool.
00:57:07They're always doing fun stuff.
00:57:08Yeah, they literally had a water fight the other day.
00:57:09That's so awesome.
00:57:10Yeah, the relationship kind of simultaneously makes me feel like a failure in love, but
00:57:13also that, you know, there's hope that someday I'll have what they have.
00:57:18You will.
00:57:19It's all gonna work out.
00:57:20Will it?
00:57:21I think it will.
00:57:22I think it will.
00:57:23But that means there's a chance that it doesn't work out, right?
00:57:24I mean, that's a possibility.
00:57:25Yes, there's a possibility that it won't work out.
00:57:26It's weird.
00:57:27It's like when we tell people it will all work out, how do we know?
00:57:31that someday i'll have what they have you will it's all gonna work out will it i think it will
00:57:39i mean there's a chance that it doesn't work out right i mean that's that's that's a possibility
00:57:43yes there's a possibility that it won't work out it's weird it's like when we tell people it'll
00:57:48all work out how do how do we know we don't we just lie to them and make them feel better about
00:57:54it but i'm not talking about the situation i'm talking about you because i know you you're a
00:57:59survivor she's gonna get thrown at us our whole lives gotta deal with it you take it in you laugh
00:58:07you cry you learn what you can and you move on is that the lamp from christmas story that is the most
00:58:21beautiful thing in l.a okay that could be your most beautiful thing and it's so much better than your
00:58:26most beautiful thing oh whatever
00:58:34what am i gonna do miles what am i gonna do
00:58:41waterfall
00:58:44what did you just say waterfall oh man i haven't done a waterfall i feel like we need a waterfall
00:58:50really i'm prepared to go against everything tlc taught me and start chasing me some water
00:58:55balls
00:59:02oh
00:59:04Oh, my people, I'll have to stand looking for a better life
00:59:08Oh, my people, I'll have to put up and walk out the line
00:59:13Oh, my people, I'll have to stand until we're all right
00:59:17Oh, my people, I'll have to
00:59:19I need freedom, I need a mission, I need a path
00:59:27I need comfort, I need a life I've never had any much more
00:59:32I need a mission, I need a mission, I've got a mission
00:59:38I need a life I've never had any much more
00:59:41Watch this body
00:59:44Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:59:50Let me help you guys out here with these
00:59:52Don't touch me, bro
00:59:53Don't touch me, bro
00:59:55Sam's calling, you wanna answer it?
01:00:01Nah, fuck it.
01:00:03You sure?
01:00:03Yeah.
01:00:08Why don't we skip anymore?
01:00:09Oh, guys, don't skip.
01:00:10Guys, don't skip, okay?
01:00:11We freestyle walk.
01:00:13We freestyle walk?
01:00:14Yeah, freestyle walk.
01:00:15Check it.
01:00:15Look at this.
01:00:17Oh!
01:00:19You like that?
01:00:20Wow, bravo.
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:22Bravo, yeah, I see.
01:00:24Not any woman could do a sport like that.
01:00:26It takes the strength, right?
01:00:28Oh, yeah, I know.
01:00:28I've been working on my leg muscles for years.
01:00:30Luckily, I am not any woman.
01:00:32Wait, are you gonna...
01:00:33Are you gonna...
01:00:33Do it at your own risk.
01:00:36I can't promise you're not gonna get seriously injured.
01:00:38All right, ready?
01:00:38Oh, God.
01:00:40Oh!
01:00:43Toe tap?
01:00:44Just the toe tap.
01:00:45That's amateur hour.
01:00:46Wow, I didn't see you do it.
01:00:48I didn't want to show you anything you couldn't handle.
01:00:50Oh, oh, anything I can handle, right?
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:53All right, why don't you show me something I can't handle?
01:00:55Wait, you want to see something you can't handle?
01:00:56Yeah.
01:00:56Back up a little bit.
01:00:57Oh, excuse me.
01:01:00Oh!
01:01:01Oh, why did you...
01:01:02Oh, my nuts!
01:01:04Oh, fuck you, meter!
01:01:06Fuck you.
01:01:07Now who's yelling at the parking meters?
01:01:10Are you all right?
01:01:11Oh, that hurt my nuts.
01:01:14What is this?
01:01:15What is happening?
01:01:16This is awesome.
01:01:17This is Arwalk.
01:01:18Wait, the vice mayor of L.A. has never been to Arwalk?
01:01:21I've always wanted to come down to Arwalk.
01:01:23I've just never made it.
01:01:24This is awesome.
01:01:25You're welcome.
01:01:25Have you ever had anything show here?
01:01:27Nope.
01:01:28Oh, so you're going to move to New York to open up a gallery where you can just do it here?
01:01:31Well, there's the dilemma.
01:01:33What's the dilemma?
01:01:34Well, imagine this, but every day, not just once a month.
01:01:39Oh, yeah, but this...
01:01:39That is New York.
01:01:40This could be every day.
01:01:42This could be every day.
01:01:43It would just take a little bit of time, you know?
01:01:44But you would be part of something.
01:01:46Yeah!
01:01:47Yeah!
01:01:47Yeah!
01:01:48We need a soundtrack.
01:01:50You got the iPod, DJ.
01:01:52It's Hannah.
01:01:53Turn it up!
01:01:53Make sure that you'll find yourself tonight.
01:02:00Grab a coat like a suit and a tie.
01:02:03Plenty of lace on the bus to your ocean.
01:02:08Making sure that your hair is done first.
01:02:13In your heart, in your mind.
01:02:17You're alone, she went so far along
01:02:21To find this tonight
01:02:23She would go tonight
01:02:27I'd fall asleep when you'd watch us dreaming
01:02:33She would fight for me to say goodbye
01:02:38I'm home, I'm home, I'm home
01:02:40She's tired
01:02:41You following me?
01:02:45Oh my gosh, hi!
01:02:47What are you doing here?
01:02:48What am I doing here?
01:02:50These are my photos
01:02:50No way!
01:02:52Oh, these are beautiful
01:02:53Thanks, yeah, I called you earlier to invite you out
01:02:57I'm glad you decided you want to rock
01:02:59Yeah, I'm glad I'm here too, actually
01:03:02I'm here with Miles, my oldest friend from high school, Miles
01:03:08Pleasure to meet you, Miles
01:03:10Miles!
01:03:11Hey, hey, nice to meet you, man
01:03:13Really cool work
01:03:14Yeah, thanks
01:03:15I'm gonna go to the bathroom if you guys want something to drink
01:03:19Uh, wine?
01:03:21Yeah, none for me
01:03:22No drinking on the job
01:03:23Uh, when did you take these?
01:03:30When did you get so sexy?
01:03:31Uh, when did you start?
01:03:33ездor Jess
01:04:50I had no idea this stuff was so good.
01:04:53Loved it.
01:04:55Cool.
01:04:56I wish we could just get on the trolley and go home.
01:05:10The trolley used to run all the way from downtown to the beach.
01:05:12Yeah, relax, Miles.
01:05:13I saw Roger Rabbit, too.
01:05:14What is that?
01:05:15Oh, that is the new-ish Catholic Church.
01:05:21That's it?
01:05:22That's it.
01:05:23Jesus, that's ugly.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:25It's not that bad.
01:05:27Is Catholic architecture supposed to make you feel, like, closer to God or something?
01:05:31Yeah, I think that was the original intention in the Middle Ages, yeah.
01:05:34Makes me want to feel closer to Home Depot.
01:05:36Did they even finish sanding it?
01:05:37Be nice.
01:05:38I read that it's gorgeous inside.
01:05:40Be nice?
01:05:41You think I should be nice to the Catholic Church?
01:05:43I don't have to be nice to the Catholic Church.
01:05:44They're basically the biggest organized crime scene to get on the planet.
01:05:48They're worse than FIFA.
01:05:50You're just shitting on the architecture because it's a Catholic Church.
01:05:52No, no.
01:05:53It's also ugly.
01:06:21I thought it was peaceful in there.
01:06:22You know, I mean, I agree.
01:06:26The outside kind of...
01:06:28It's weird, but I liked it inside.
01:06:31It's so ugly.
01:06:34I don't mind it not being so flashy on the outside, you know?
01:06:39I think that's what true religion is.
01:06:40You don't have to flaunt it on the outside.
01:06:42You just be beautiful on the inside.
01:06:43Right, because that's the Catholic Church's MO, not flaunting it.
01:06:47I think in this case, yeah.
01:06:48That's the way it is.
01:06:49I want to get something from the gift shop.
01:06:56Do you want a drink?
01:06:58Gift shop?
01:06:59Yeah, it's a perfect example of how the Catholic Church really cares about people's inner spirituality.
01:07:04Jesus smiles.
01:07:06My thoughts exactly.
01:07:08You're being a dick.
01:07:10I'm sorry.
01:07:11Did you want to buy, like, a $4 bottle of water?
01:07:13You want to buy, like, a $300 chintzy cross?
01:07:16Fucking go for it.
01:07:17They buy that shit on Broadway.
01:07:18That's what organized religion does.
01:07:19They buy it over there, and they bring it in here.
01:07:21They mark it up.
01:07:22They sell it to suckers.
01:07:23Don't get mad at me because I buy my shit on Broadway.
01:07:25I'm mad at you because you're being completely insensitive and close-minded.
01:07:29Since when did you become a fucking apologist for the organization that caused more wars than anybody else in the history of the world and fucking protects pedophiles?
01:07:37I'm not an apologist, Miles.
01:07:38Have you ever heard of Mother Teresa?
01:07:41Because she was Catholic and she's fucking cool.
01:07:42Oh, my God.
01:07:43How can you buy into the Catholic Church's line of BS?
01:07:47When did you become so religious?
01:07:49I'm not religious, Miles, but I respect other people who are.
01:07:53It's called respecting other people's beliefs and opinions even if they're different from yours.
01:07:56Yeah, but you have to be a fucking moron to buy into their line of BS.
01:07:59You know what?
01:07:59If your bullshit meter is, like, that faulty, then maybe you should just start rethinking everything because I don't think you're going to survive in New York.
01:08:07Like, if you could get duped by a bunch of 70-year-old white guys in Rome, I don't think any New Yorker is going to pay shit for your art.
01:08:13Maybe you should rethink everything, Miles.
01:08:18Because you know everything there is to know about L.A., right?
01:08:20But you don't know shit about yourself.
01:08:23Well, my fiancé is cheating on me.
01:08:26I hate being a teacher.
01:08:27I'm going to go cry in my mom's bed for three days.
01:08:29You know what?
01:08:30I don't have that.
01:08:32I don't have mommy's shoulder to cry on.
01:08:35Do you ever hear me complaining about life, ever?
01:08:37No, because I'm too busy fucking taking care of everybody else, Miles.
01:08:40I take care of my mom, and then I took care of my dad, and now I'm here fucking taking care of you.
01:08:44When do I ever have time to take care of myself?
01:08:48And yeah, I might go to New York, and I might fucking fall on my ass, but you know what?
01:08:51At least I'll know that I fucking tried.
01:08:53I can look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and say, at least I'm not a giant fucking pussy like Miles.
01:08:57At least I fucking tried.
01:09:01I didn't fucking ask for you to come today.
01:09:05I didn't ask for any of this.
01:09:07Miles.
01:09:07No, game's over.
01:09:10Fuck it.
01:09:11Miles.
01:09:13Fuck off.
01:09:16Please, can we just go, please, together?
01:09:19I can't get you off my own.
01:09:33I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:42I can't get you off my mind.
01:09:51I can't get you off my mind.
01:10:00Give me my phone.
01:10:04No.
01:10:05Becca, give me my phone.
01:10:06Game's over.
01:10:06Now you want to talk to her?
01:10:09You did not just do that.
01:10:11You did not just throw my phone into the lake.
01:10:12Go fish it out and see.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:16No, no, no, no, no, don't.
01:10:20You're going to feel like shit for that.
01:10:22You know what?
01:10:23It's impossible to feel any shittier than you're making me feel right now.
01:10:27Last thing I wanted to do was burden anybody with my problems, okay?
01:10:30Remember, you came to me today.
01:10:32I didn't ask for you, I didn't ask for this day, and I'm still not asking for it.
01:10:48Miles, it's me.
01:10:50Look, I cheated, but I didn't have sex with anyone.
01:10:56We just got drunk at a bar and made out with some guy.
01:10:58I don't even know.
01:10:59It was really stupid, and I was really drunk, and I'm so sorry.
01:11:05I know we can work this out.
01:11:09Call me back, please.
01:11:10I love you so much.
01:11:12I...
01:11:12There's something that I never...
01:11:32I've never told anyone, but...
01:11:39My mom wasn't very religious, you know?
01:11:42But at the end of the last few months, right before she died, she started talking to a priest.
01:11:56And although she was at her weakest from the chemotherapy, and she was in so much pain,
01:12:06and she was withering away before my eyes.
01:12:12It's just...
01:12:13It's the only thing that gave her a sense of hope.
01:12:22So maybe it's bullshit, Miles.
01:12:24Maybe it's bullshit.
01:12:24I don't know.
01:12:25But...
01:12:26It made her feel better about dying.
01:12:34And for that, I will always be grateful.
01:12:36I'm sorry.
01:12:37I'm sorry.
01:12:40I'm sorry about everything I said.
01:12:52Sam wanted to get married at that church.
01:12:55I said no.
01:12:56Well, we've bussed, we've walked, we've subwayed all over the city.
01:13:09You know one thing we haven't done?
01:13:10What?
01:13:11Paddleboat.
01:13:12Paddleboat.
01:13:13Paddleboat.
01:13:15How nice is this?
01:13:16My dad grew up right around here.
01:13:19Where?
01:13:20Angelino Heights.
01:13:21Oh, yeah?
01:13:22Yeah.
01:13:23Where the house from Charmed is.
01:13:27You watch Charmed?
01:13:37Ah, Angelino Heights.
01:13:39I've got porch envy already.
01:13:40Porch envy?
01:13:41Yeah, I love porches.
01:13:42Since when?
01:13:43Remember my apartment in college?
01:13:442414?
01:13:45Great porch.
01:13:46People would just stop by, barbecue, drink beers.
01:13:49Porches bring people together.
01:13:50Interesting.
01:13:52My dad grew up right around this corner.
01:13:54Want to check it out?
01:13:55Yeah.
01:14:01Oh, this looks like a cool party.
01:14:03Sounds like they have a band.
01:14:04Come on.
01:14:05My dad's house is a couple down.
01:14:06Let's go to your dad.
01:14:07Let's go dance.
01:14:08We don't know anybody in there.
01:14:09So?
01:14:10Hipsters.
01:14:11Come on.
01:14:12Sounds like robot gangbang.
01:14:40From one to the other.
01:14:41This hip is fucking rock.
01:14:42From one to the other.
01:14:54Holy shit.
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Houston.
01:14:57oh
01:14:59Houston
01:15:01it's Houston
01:15:03holy shit
01:15:09so take your things
01:15:11and run all the time
01:15:13Houston
01:15:15do you remember us
01:15:17from the bus
01:15:19oh
01:15:21yeah
01:15:23sorry I was being a dick
01:15:25I just had to take a shit
01:15:27oh yes it's all good now
01:15:29yeah so uh
01:15:31did you guys know here
01:15:33you
01:15:35yeah
01:15:49yeah
01:15:51oh my god
01:15:53thank you
01:15:55it's so soft
01:15:57wow
01:15:59it smells like cotton candy
01:16:01I love it
01:16:03can we make out?
01:16:05maybe later
01:16:07I'm glad you're winning your best man
01:16:09I hope you weren't planning on talking your friend much tonight
01:16:11it's like both on love
01:16:13I'm Sarah
01:16:15I'm Miles
01:16:17I kinda got that
01:16:19you better make sure
01:16:21you're spending time
01:16:23spending time
01:16:25that you'll be great
01:16:27in the way
01:16:29you make it seem like one
01:16:31to be great
01:16:33it's like
01:16:35why
01:16:53Sarah's gonna show me what the drinks are
01:16:55you want one?
01:16:57Yeah, get him the one.
01:16:58I'll be right back.
01:17:10So you're really from here?
01:17:12Yeah, born and raised.
01:17:14Wow, I don't think I've ever actually met someone from L.A.
01:17:18My dad grew up a couple houses down.
01:17:19That's actually why I was walking by.
01:17:22Thanks for the beer, Miles.
01:17:23Becca, fuck, sorry.
01:17:25Oh, I'll go grab you one.
01:17:27Oh, thanks.
01:17:32Day.
01:17:38How do you know if you actually know someone?
01:17:43I think you just kind of know.
01:17:48Isn't it kind of terrifying to think that you think you might know someone, but you really don't?
01:17:53What if we come up with a test?
01:17:57Is that possible?
01:17:58So you'll know, like, full proof.
01:17:59Is that possible?
01:18:00No.
01:18:02Okay, how about this?
01:18:03What color are my eyes?
01:18:04Becca.
01:18:06Miles, what color are my eyes?
01:18:08I'm like a dude.
01:18:08I don't know my mom's eye color.
01:18:10It's like 15 years.
01:18:11Dude, what color are my eyes?
01:18:13It's a trick question.
01:18:15How so?
01:18:16Because your eyes change color with the light.
01:18:24Yeah.
01:18:26God, I was worried for a second.
01:18:28Why?
01:18:28I don't know.
01:18:29Maybe your eyes didn't change color with the light?
01:18:30Oh, you're dark.
01:18:34Next night tonight, make me feel happy to be alive.
01:18:38Like, if we could just look out into the stars, and as the smoke clears, and we see everything
01:18:42that's going on.
01:18:44Chaco Tuesday, roll out.
01:18:47Oh, yeah.
01:18:48What is that?
01:18:49Midnight bike ride around LA.
01:18:51It gets kind of crazy.
01:18:52Oh, that sounds fun.
01:18:54I got a couple bikes if you guys want to join.
01:18:58Yeah.
01:18:58One, two, three.
01:19:00Oh, yeah.
01:19:01Oh, yeah.
01:19:03Hey.
01:19:05Hey.
01:19:06Oh.
01:19:07Hey.
01:19:08Hey.
01:19:09Wake up kids.
01:19:11We got the dreamer's disease.
01:19:14Age 14.
01:19:16They got you down on your knees.
01:19:18So polite.
01:19:20We're busy still saying please.
01:19:23But when the night is falling, you cannot find the light, light.
01:19:34You feel your dreams are dying, hold tight.
01:19:41You got the music in you.
01:19:43Don't let go.
01:19:45You got the music in you.
01:19:48One dance left.
01:19:50This world is gonna pull through.
01:19:51Don't give up.
01:19:54You got a reason to live.
01:19:56Can't forget.
01:19:58We only get what we get.
01:20:05This whole damn world can fall apart.
01:20:09It'll be okay.
01:20:11Follow your heart.
01:20:13You're in harm's way.
01:20:15I'm right behind.
01:20:17Now say you're mine.
01:20:21I'm dead.
01:20:37Oh.
01:20:39My legs are like, what the hell are you doing?
01:20:41All of LA's light poles, all in one place, just for you.
01:20:56I woke up this morning.
01:20:57I had no idea today would be like this.
01:20:59Me neither.
01:21:01Honestly, I just thought we were gonna bowl and play Area 51.
01:21:04Just don't have time.
01:21:05It's one.
01:21:07Brain check.
01:21:08Is life still on pause or do we have to hit play?
01:21:18I think we have a few minutes left on pause.
01:21:22I think you should go to New York.
01:21:24Start a gallery.
01:21:27Just do it.
01:21:31Really?
01:21:31Yeah.
01:21:33Really?
01:21:34Yeah.
01:21:34Yeah.
01:21:35Yeah.
01:21:36What are you gonna do?
01:21:54A little swing.
01:22:02Shit.
01:22:02Shit.
01:22:02Anything.
01:22:12Yeah.
01:22:15It's up.
01:22:16Yeah.
01:22:20— That's right.
01:22:25Yeah.
01:22:26Yeah.
01:22:29Yeah.
01:22:29Yeah.
01:22:30Yeah.
01:22:31Yeah.
01:22:31What are you going to do?
01:22:57We got to get together with Sam and just figure out if there's anything still there.
01:23:04What about the family meeting?
01:23:06No, pal.
01:23:08Calling my mom and saying this is about me and Sam and this is nobody else's business.
01:23:14Good for you.
01:23:18Hey, you're probably going to need this.
01:23:23What is that? I saw you throw that in the lake.
01:23:27It was my compact.
01:23:30I don't have a compact. I threw your phone in the lake.
01:23:33I told you you were going to feel like shit.
01:23:36It's just a phone.
01:23:42Besides, at least now you're even.
01:23:45What's that supposed to mean?
01:23:47Sam left a couple voicemails. She didn't have sex with that guy. They just kissed.
01:23:50You checked my voicemail?
01:23:52At least you have your phone.
01:23:55Look, I'm not saying that you should get back together, but at least now you're even.
01:24:01You really are... something.
01:24:05Well, if you're ever in New York, you can always crash on the couch.
01:24:08Couch?
01:24:09Yeah, buster couch.
01:24:11Makes you think you're going to have room for a couch.
01:24:14Yeah, buster.
01:24:17Let's go to the couch.
01:24:18You may be平c and drama.
01:24:20Yeah, buster.
01:24:22My hands don't take your time.
01:24:23How would you rate the couch?
01:24:25How am I everyone who leads theola current?
01:24:38When critical of tying jug and digging up the couch in the sky.
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