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00:00Yeah, can I help you?
00:06Yeah, why is the door locked?
00:09Well, because I've changed the locks.
00:11What do you mean you've changed the locks?
00:14This is my house.
00:15No, this is my house.
00:16He paid for the house, me.
00:19Oh, but this is mine and your house.
00:21Actually, technically, it's actually my mother's house.
00:24Because when we have our divorce, this house isn't going to be yours.
00:27So the house is in my mother's name now.
00:29What are you talking about?
00:30What do you mean, divorce?
00:31I mean, you know, we have children together.
00:34We've been married for that time.
00:35Then you also have a Tinder account together, don't you?
00:38No.
00:39What do you mean?
00:40What do you mean, no?
00:40I found you on Tinder.
00:42One of my friends who's got Tinder sent me your profile.
00:49No, that's not...
00:50That must be a mistake.
00:51That's not me.
00:52Well, no, that is you.
00:54It has your name.
00:56It has your name.
00:57No, but...
00:58It has you.
01:01No, but I didn't do that.
01:03I didn't do that.
01:03What do you mean you didn't do that?
01:06I'm telling you.
01:08Somebody...
01:08This is not my Tinder account.
01:10I don't know who did it.
01:12Well, it is your Tinder account.
01:15Because it links to your Instagram.
01:19Somebody must have, like, hacked into my phone.
01:21Oh, come on.
01:22This is really silly.
01:23Can you open the door, please?
01:24Well, actually, no.
01:25That's a lie.
01:26Because when you were asleep, I went on your phone and I found your Tinder account.
01:31On your phone?
01:32Because...
01:33I'm...
01:34You...
01:34I...
01:34I...
01:34I not a lie.
01:35I should go.
01:39Okay.
01:40I get it.
01:44I see where...
01:46go!
01:46Go £53.
01:47I must go.
01:48Cheers.
01:48You...
01:48I just...
01:49You...
01:49I pick...
01:49You...
01:49I...
01:50I, by...
01:50I, by...
01:54This, I see...
01:55I....
01:55I...
01:57...
01:57It's a lie.
01:58I stay...
01:58I take a jet...
01:58You...
01:59I, my...
01:59I...
02:00I'll be...
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