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Greg Gutfeld Show 11/22/25 FULL END SHOW BREAKING NEWS TRUMP November 22, 2025
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00:00Hey, hey, hey, we got to make this quick.
00:21I got to fly to Argentina before these Epstein files come out.
00:26Happy Wednesday, everyone.
00:27So at the McDonald's Impact Summit yesterday, President Trump praised the Filet-O-Fish but said it needs more tartar sauce.
00:36It's the same thing Joe Biden said as he bit into a pine cone.
00:43Democrat Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett claimed that Lee Zeldin received money from Jeffrey Epstein, but it turns out it wasn't the sex offender.
00:51It was actually a doctor donating to Zeldin's campaign.
00:54This is not to exonerate Zeldin, but to keep Hillary Clinton from hanging the wrong guy.
01:00The U.N. has marked today World Toilet Day, stressing the importance of safe, acceptable, accessible toilets, or as Don Lemon calls it, his chest.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:27Joy Reid claimed she'd freak out if she saw a penis in the ladies' locker room.
01:33Oh, it must have been tough at MSNBC working around all those dickheads.
01:36But she also said when she worked at MSNBC, she'd go to the gym and there'd be someone naked in the locker room who had boobies drooping to their knees.
01:46Well, I thought Brian Stelter worked at CNN.
01:52Going to a new study, owning a cat could double your risk of schizophrenia.
01:56Wow, my cat's been telling me that for years.
01:59Oh, thank you.
02:03What a strange joke to applaud to.
02:07The average American will spend nearly $1,000 on Thanksgiving this year.
02:11Although that's not even half of what some people spend every day for lunch.
02:15And finally, a Swedish man set a Guinness World Record by stuffing 81 matches up his nose.
02:30Even more impressive, you should see where he stuffs the candles.
02:37Do I need to draw a map for you?
02:40All right.
02:40So Congress voted to release the Epstein files, and now the bill is on Trump's desk alongside a Diet Coke, a nameplate that says world's best president, and a photo of his favorite talk show host.
02:55The Senate voted unanimously in the House 427 to 1, which means one guy is having an awkward day.
03:04I think we have a picture of the holdouts.
03:06Now, so unlike Ilhan Omar's wedding pictures, these documents are going to be public.
03:14But what does this vote really mean?
03:17Besides a few people suddenly booking one-way flights to Cuba.
03:22Democrat Rep. Stacey Plaskett may just have given us a preview.
03:26She was caught colluding with Epstein to hurt Trump during a hearing, and she's still on the House Intel Committee.
03:32Well, that's probably a coincidence, like when I'm always clearing my browser history before my wife comes home.
03:40But watch as one lying dope tries to play down her crimes.
03:44They want to give them another headline, which is that they've arraigned a Democratic member for taking a phone call from her constituent, Jeffrey Epstein, in the middle of a hearing.
03:58And, of course, I don't think there's any rule here against taking phone calls in a hearing.
04:05Oh, okay.
04:06So Jeffrey Epstein was her constituent.
04:09That's like calling O.J. your marriage counselor.
04:11But there's more, because the great thing about Dems, their plans for Trump always blow up in their faces.
04:21Or pants.
04:24Like when Schumer was asked why we didn't hear about the files when Biden was in office.
04:29His answer is pure idiot gold.
04:31Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years when President Biden was in office?
04:37Well, that's the question every American is asking.
04:39Not every American, but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is he hiding?
04:46Seems like he answered a totally different question.
04:48You know, like when my writers ask why their paychecks are late, and I reply, this is my pet Doberman, and he bites complainers.
04:55Still, just like the Russian collusion hoax, some think it could spell the end of Trump.
05:03His body language is so extraordinary.
05:07I wonder if this is the event, the kind of singularity or the apex kind of predator, and that is people start fleeing from him.
05:16I think this, I just, I don't know.
05:18I feel like we're going to have President J.D. Vance by the end of 2026.
05:23I get it, but he is the vice president.
05:25You think this ends his presidency prematurely?
05:27Yes.
05:28Wow.
05:28He'll be sick, he'll be that, but, but, but, but, yeah.
05:32I do.
05:32I think he's not going to make it to the end.
05:35My God, those two combined couldn't make one brain.
05:38What did he say?
05:38He said singularity, apex predator in the same sentence?
05:42They don't even mean the same thing, you weirdo.
05:44I'm thinking this prediction will age worse than that Bruce Jenner book, I Will Never Become a Woman.
05:52Okay, he's basing this on body language?
05:55These are the same people who somehow miss Joe Biden's body language.
05:59He'd tumble down two flights of stairs and they'd call it rhythmic gymnastics.
06:05But already the Dems must have regrets.
06:07Obama official Larry Summers says he's leaving the public eye after emails revealed he took advice from Epstein on picking up chicks.
06:15What's next for him, getting travel tips from the 9-11 hijackers?
06:21I knew it would hit.
06:23Hakeem Jeffries now must explain why he begged for money from Epstein after being convicted as a sex offender.
06:28And Jasmine Crockett actually claimed Lee Zeldin received money from Jeffrey Epstein, neglecting to point out it's a different Jeffrey Epstein.
06:36But Crockett's deliberate error points out the risk of this document dump.
06:40It's not about the emails, it's about what the Dems and the media will do with them, as they happily put the guiltless in the crosshairs.
06:46People will be punished for their proximity, like a small village when Joy Behar does a cannonball.
06:52Now, I bet you're wondering, am I in these emails?
07:07To be fully transparent, I guess I should tell you I am.
07:10But I want you to see them here first, so you don't get surprised and are disgusted and you lose your trust in me.
07:17So here's the first one.
07:19Hey, Jeffrey, you know, I think this sex trafficking ring is bad.
07:24B-A-D.
07:27And those aren't my cuff links you found in the hot tub.
07:32Here's another one.
07:33Jeffrey, yeah, I'll take a rain check coming to your island.
07:37I'm busy teaching piano lessons to sick orphans.
07:41I apologize for these.
07:43The last one.
07:44Jeffrey, I am not interested in your little romps.
07:48As always, I only have eyes for my faithful wife of 20 years, who I call my guiding light.
07:54She's my everything.
07:56And that wasn't me who clogged the toilet on the Lolita Express.
08:02So.
08:05Pretty sure that's all there is.
08:09But if this were.
08:09Yeah, for today.
08:10If this were a real Trump scandal, you would have gotten him already.
08:15It's the Dems who should worry.
08:17And do you think the Dems or the media hold any credibility after the Joe Biden cover up or the collusion hoax, which flooded the zone with absurd rumors?
08:25The media ate it up, telling us daily that the walls are closing in and it turned out to be nothing.
08:31So remember who you're dealing with.
08:32It's why people elected Trump, the most transparent president in history.
08:35He holds more press conferences than James Carville shed skins.
08:41Trump made releasing these files part of his campaign.
08:44And one thing is clear.
08:45The public wants sunlight, which could mean a rainy day for Democrats.
08:49Democrats.
08:50Let's welcome tonight.
08:52Here he is.
08:54This deal is so sharp she moonlights as a Guinsoo knife.
08:58Host of the Sage Steel Show, Sage Steel.
09:04Kids are always pointing at him and saying, that's him, mommy.
09:08Host of Jim Norton Can't Save You, comedian Jim Norton.
09:10She battles online vipers while changing dirty diapers.
09:17New York Times bestselling author and punk series get driven or captain.
09:22And his handshake comes with a medical waiver.
09:25Former NWA world champion and host of the Planet Iris podcast, Iris.
09:34Sage, awesome to see you.
09:35And congratulations.
09:36You just got married.
09:37Yes, I did.
09:38How long are you married now?
09:44Two and a half months.
09:45So far, so good.
09:48Yeah.
09:48The shine has already worn off.
09:51When it's round two, the shine stays.
09:52Oh, gotcha.
09:53Gotcha.
09:54So what do you make of this scandal?
09:56Do you think it's...
09:57I feel like the dog not barking is the Democrats because we've known Trump for 10 years now and
10:02nothing's come out.
10:03That is the part that literally cracks me up.
10:06Because if you don't laugh sometimes, you cry, you swear, you do inappropriate things.
10:11If your mother's watching Gutfeld like this, you...
10:13I mean, it is comical to think about that.
10:15I think what this is continuing to prove is the hypocrisy, right?
10:20Because where were you?
10:21Everybody says this.
10:22Where were you for the last four years of Joe Biden?
10:25You were silent.
10:26And then all of a sudden, Trump's back in office.
10:29Bing, bang, bang.
10:30We have to make sure that we hang him by his toenails and whatever else we're willing to
10:33hang him by to make sure that he is the one while having no accountability.
10:36Here's the thing that I want people to remember.
10:38When everybody is talking about Joe Biden and all the Democrats are now bitching and
10:44moaning about this, what happened?
10:46I mean, this is the same president that did know cocaine was in the White House, right?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Allegedly, didn't know.
10:52This is the same president.
10:53I mean, we know he's had some issues.
10:55I know exactly where the files are.
10:57You know where they are?
10:58You guys know where they are?
11:01The files in Joe Biden's garage?
11:03I mean, I'm sure, absolutely.
11:05He knows they're there.
11:06He just forgot.
11:07And he forgot to tell us.
11:08That's all it is at this point.
11:09So literally, go digging to the man that was in the commander-in-chief for the last four
11:14years who chose to ignore it during those years.
11:17Just saying.
11:17Yeah, you know, Jim, is this the last time we're going to see you on this show?
11:22Greg, I mean, it doesn't look good.
11:26You know what's great, though?
11:27Jim Norton is such a common name.
11:30There's got to be like three or four hundred of them in the United States.
11:33Absolutely.
11:34And only a few of us would go over there.
11:36I would always hate that because I'd get to the door.
11:38They'd say, Jim Norton's already here.
11:40I'd go, Jeff.
11:41And he would invite me.
11:42He loved it when you said that.
11:44He was a fun guy.
11:44What a dystopian world.
11:46When a congressman can't go to Epstein's house and kick his feet up, we really are in a
11:51dictatorship.
11:52Yes.
11:53But it's funny to me.
11:54To me, the politics here are just so not important.
11:57Like, there's not Republican pedos or Democratic pedos.
12:03Like, I mean, do you really think that they break down by party lines?
12:07People who have sex with kids?
12:09I mean, no one's like, I'm a pedophile.
12:12I better run as a Democrat.
12:14It's just not.
12:15Don't isolate that, by the way.
12:18You can't talk in sound bites.
12:19And I just said I'm a pedophile.
12:21Wait.
12:21No, I'm not.
12:22I'm not.
12:23But trust me, I dread seeing a kid on a plane.
12:25I can't imagine checking into a hotel together.
12:27But I don't think party has anything to do with it.
12:37Maybe the way they handle it, guess, like who they go after.
12:40Sure.
12:40The problem that the Dems have is that he's a Democrat.
12:44Epstein gave so much money to them.
12:47So they didn't think far enough ahead going after Trump on this.
12:50Because if he's giving all that money to Dems, there's the likelihood there's more correspondence there.
12:57What say you, Kat?
12:57Do you think we're going to see anything?
12:59Is this all smoke and no fire?
13:01No.
13:01There's nothing good is going to be in it anymore.
13:04Like, nothing juicy is going to be in it anymore.
13:06I think that it actually will be bipartisan in terms of being ultimately underwhelmed by this.
13:13Yes.
13:13And that's because they're giving it to us, right?
13:16That's like when someone's like, you can go through my phone.
13:18That means they've already deleted it all.
13:20Right.
13:21It's like the JFK stuff.
13:22It's like the UFO stuff.
13:24It's like all the stuff.
13:25It's like everything that's ever come out of the government.
13:27They're like, here's the files.
13:28And we're all like, the files.
13:30And then they suck.
13:31Yeah.
13:31It's every single time.
13:35We were promised so much with the JFK stuff.
13:42And then when we did, what did we get?
13:43Tyrus, do you remember anything we got from that?
13:45I think everyone thought the driver did it.
13:47I think that was like the best we could come up with because there was, you're right.
13:53It's anytime anything's been redacted, that means they just, listen, we're going to delete
13:58all the important, shred all the important stuff.
14:00And then we're just going to randomly put black lines on other stuff to make everyone think
14:05this is important.
14:06Yeah.
14:07You know, because whatever they had, and I feel like we keep saying this over and over
14:14again, you have been trying for a decade to get rid of President Trump by any means necessary.
14:21Hook, crook.
14:22If you were to tell me all this time, all you had to do was get one email from him and
14:30Epstein from a file you've had for 12 years, you should be embarrassed.
14:36Like all the stuff you made up, all the things, all the money wasted, dossiers and rushing
14:42this and that and fake this and that.
14:45And all the time there was an email between him and Epstein.
14:49What could possibly be in that sentence that would just get everyone to go, got him coach.
14:54Yeah.
14:55Get out.
14:56Like you have nothing.
14:57If you, the, the ugliness of this is, is that the victims were dragged through the
15:03mud instead of getting their justice because they thought, they just hoped to drag them
15:08through the, maybe we could sensationalize one thing in an email with President Trump
15:14enough to get him out.
15:16Yeah.
15:16So they were just fine with ruining all these young women's lives instead of arresting the
15:21creepy bastards who did this, regardless of what size check they wrote to either party.
15:26That's the ugly thing.
15:27And you, if you rip the Democrat and Republican thing out and just, let's just arrest the
15:31pedophiles today, I don't, I don't think the American people would have a problem with
15:35that.
15:35Yeah.
15:35Yeah.
15:36All right.
15:37Oh, no.
15:39It's cancel culture strikes again.
15:48A story in five words.
15:51Actress canceled over Fuente's interview.
15:58Jim, this is a provocative story about the First Amendment.
16:01Are you interested?
16:02I, Greg, I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for more.
16:05Okay.
16:05Dasha Negrosova, an actress on Succession and co-host of the Red Scare podcast, has been
16:13dropped by her talent agency and replaced in an upcoming movie for interviewing Nick Fuentes
16:18like a couple of months ago.
16:20He's this controversial right-wing political commentator.
16:22But the real story here for me is that Dasha was targeted by like this bitter failed actor
16:28who's been stalking her for years to destroy her career.
16:31His name's Jonathan Daniel Brown.
16:33He repeatedly contacted her agency and movie producers because he didn't like the guests
16:38on her podcast.
16:39And Gers and the movie company folded to one guy.
16:46That just pisses me off.
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Does it piss you off?
16:50I mean, does anybody take, when Hollywood stands up morally, does anybody listen anymore?
16:56Like, I mean, these are the same people that applauded Will Smith when he slapped Chris
17:01like there's zero real morality with any of these guys.
17:04So the fact that they're making a stand and we won't, I'm so sick of hearing about Nick
17:08Fuentes, I don't care what he says.
17:10Yes.
17:10Like, I don't care.
17:12It's none, and I say, I say it's none of my business, not meaning about him.
17:16It's literally none of, I'm, my business has nothing to do with that.
17:20No, I like, I'm a big boy.
17:22I make my own decisions on, on world views.
17:24He doesn't influence me at all.
17:25If he influences you, it's not because he's great.
17:28It's because you're stupid and weak and can't do your own research.
17:30Yes.
17:31Like, that's the problem.
17:34Yeah.
17:34I have no fears of being influenced by bad people.
17:39I try to influence them.
17:40And if that doesn't work, then I just hit them in the face.
17:43No, Kat, uh, I sent this to you last night.
17:46I was like, can you believe this story?
17:48It's like, who cares who she interviewed?
17:50What is up with this guy?
17:51And how could Gersh, a talent agency, even drop her?
17:56This is disgusting.
17:57This guy was, like you said, stalking her essentially for years, obsessed with her.
18:03He's a creep and his comments on this, where he was like, oh, I could not sit silently by.
18:10Listen up.
18:11I don't believe you.
18:13It is not about that.
18:15You are not doing this for some greater good.
18:18You're doing this because you're, some combination of being disappointed in yourself and being triggered
18:22by her for some reason.
18:24There's something very strange and pathological that has to occur in your brain to spend that
18:30much time.
18:31I mean, the world is full of activities.
18:33It's full of food.
18:35It's full of people and substances to enjoy.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Of all the world has to offer, you're going to spend that much time trying to get this
18:44person fired?
18:45Yeah.
18:46You are a loser.
18:47You're a creep.
18:48You're a weirdo.
18:49And you are not.
18:50The fact that you think yourself a hero for this makes you even sicker than all that.
18:55Yeah, he's a, he used to be an actor or he got, and then he was a director and then he
19:00got fired.
19:01Yeah.
19:02I just think, I just assume he's maybe a 40 year old virgin.
19:05Yeah.
19:06I think, I think he's lying to everyone when he said, I couldn't sit silently.
19:10Yeah.
19:11You spend most of your adult life sitting silently watching people through windows and holes.
19:15Like you were, you're, you're, you're, you're a praying mantis when it comes to, that's all
19:23you've done is you've watched you little troll.
19:26The fact, the only way I can think this is any way plausible because right now he would
19:33have on his little troll king crown for the day because he accomplished his mission.
19:38The only thing I would think is that maybe she was something else that we didn't know
19:44about that the acting agency was like, look, we got to get rid of this person, right?
19:48She's so popular, but it's gotta be one thing.
19:51And then Johnson from accounting as well, we don't get that creepy guy who calls every
19:55week about it.
19:56Do we want to run with that one?
19:58Cause if you take all his calls over the last year, that's almost 3000.
20:03Yes.
20:03We just say some people.
20:05Yeah.
20:05And we get a bunch of complaints to get rid of her.
20:07So maybe she did something on the other side of it, but there is no way, no way that
20:11kill me junior over here is responsible for posting.
20:18Oh, cause you see it too.
20:21Oh, I don't want to laugh.
20:23Cause it looks just like him.
20:26Yeah.
20:27Except this guy's not a Fox and he's friendless.
20:32I don't know if that made sense, Sage, but I gotta tell you.
20:35See, yeah, he looks like him.
20:37Yeah.
20:37That's what I, yeah.
20:38It is kind of interesting that she wasn't canceled for who she was.
20:43She was canceled for who she had on the show.
20:48So you could be, so it's, it's this, um, it's canceled by extension.
20:52If you have somebody on your show that is disagreeable to this like jerk, he's going to come after you.
20:58Oh yeah.
20:58Well, and you hear this thing so much more lately about platforming.
21:02Yes.
21:02Why are you platforming them?
21:05Remember that little thing called the first amendment.
21:08I know a lot of you people on the left don't like it or only want to use it when it's convenient for you, but this matters as well.
21:13By the way, when you look up Gersh, Gersh, whatever it is, the, it's another talent agency out in Hollywood.
21:18They, I looked up, they canceled James Woods a few years back and guess what happened to James Woods?
21:23He came to the dark side.
21:25Yeah.
21:25With us.
21:26Common sense, you know?
21:27And by the way, do it, Tucker Carlson also interviewed Fuentes, Patrick, but David interviewed Fuentes.
21:34Maybe there's some clues here, right?
21:36Because they're, no matter what you think of them and Fuentes, they're independent now.
21:40They're doing their own thing.
21:41So I hope Dasha takes a hint, gets the hell out of Hollywood and comes to a place where people are okay with who you platform.
21:51It is called first amendment.
21:52It's called freedom of speech.
21:53Just like James.
21:54Come join the dark side.
21:55Yeah.
21:55You know what the, uh, we have to be honest about human nature.
22:01If you asked who was a better person, Gandhi or Ted Bundy, Bundy, people would say Gandhi, but who would you want to see on a Netflix documentary?
22:10Ted Bundy, because that's what, human nature likes dark, weird characters.
22:14Yeah, Greg, I, I had a passenger seat I needed removed from my Volkswagen.
22:18I'm not calling Gandhi for that.
22:19I'm calling Teddy B.
22:21Teddy B would know how to do that.
22:23That's not the point that I was making, but it's a point I will take because we're out of time.
22:31Up next, Dancing Idiots Fight Climate Change.
22:36Television near you, it's time for Cringe Theater.
22:45Climate tools dance like fools.
22:48They dance for climate superstition while Canadians wait a month for a physician.
22:52Canadian doctors got down with a beat at an anti-fossil fuel hip-hop jam session at a U.N. climate meeting in Brazil this week.
23:02Roll it, Sven.
23:03I don't know about you, but I've seen better moves from people being attacked by bees.
23:32Let's see what happens when a white rapper comes out.
23:37Fossil fuels are giving the planet an infection.
23:41An infection, that's how it is, though.
23:43Pump, do, kick, oil applies like a free throw.
23:46Yeah, because our lungs are getting filthy.
23:48And fossil fuels are making us unhealthy.
23:51The oil and gas needs to come to an end.
23:53We gotta do it from here to Canada, yeah.
23:57We can all switch to electric vehicles.
24:00We can make it positive instead of making it awkward.
24:03Stop oil, take it from Canadian doctors.
24:06Man, where are the drive-bys when you need them?
24:13I kid, that rapper is so bad, no one would bother shooting him.
24:18Tyrus!
24:19I go to you as the connoisseur of hip-hop.
24:23Nah.
24:24I'm a country-western man after that.
24:25My favorite part is the poor bastard who thought he needed to record this moment on his phone.
24:32Yeah.
24:33Look at him.
24:34Like, I would not tell anyone there.
24:36If that was a concert and four people showed up, I would have left.
24:40I would not have sang.
24:41This is why rap is dead.
24:44The things like this killed it.
24:46Somebody came up and said there was a good idea.
24:48We really need to get people's awareness of fossil fuels, so let's use an electric microphone.
24:54Let's...
24:55They just don't...
24:59Why?
24:59Like, the lungs?
25:00What was the lungs?
25:01What was the point of the lungs?
25:03What...
25:04Was it...
25:05What is that?
25:05The air we breathe?
25:06This looks like some kind of serial killer thing.
25:08Like, I don't think...
25:09No one ever...
25:10I...
25:10They're with us.
25:11I feel like they're just throwing out there.
25:16Just to see...
25:16They don't have the science.
25:17Just to see...
25:19Will they talk about this or not?
25:21Yes.
25:22Let's find some off-key singers.
25:25Hey, we got those lungs from last Halloween.
25:27Put them in.
25:29You know what?
25:30And let's do it in Brazil.
25:32Yeah, man.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Brazil.
25:34They flew there.
25:36You know, Kat, my favorite part...
25:37And I think it's your favorite part, too.
25:39Uh-huh.
25:39Nothing better than a white chick doing this with her hands up.
25:42Don't you love that?
25:43Honestly, I see this.
25:45I'm like, let them have their fun.
25:47Yeah.
25:47You know, this is like...
25:48This is like...
25:49Looks like they don't probably do a lot of stuff.
25:52They are doctors, though.
25:53This is their big day out.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Yes.
25:55Yes.
25:56Look at them.
25:57They're having a good day.
25:58Like, do I want them influencing policy?
26:00I don't care.
26:00It's Canada.
26:01Yeah.
26:02You know, it's like they were at a conference.
26:03This is one of those things where they met, like, in the day.
26:05They're probably all having sex after.
26:06Oh, man.
26:12Why?
26:13Well, I mean, I don't know.
26:15I'm just saying that, I mean, probably a few of them are hooking up after the event.
26:21Because now the guy is making a videotape to all his troll buddies at home.
26:24Like, I'm sleeping with all of them, bro.
26:27Oh, my God.
26:28Kat!
26:29What?
26:30Kat!
26:30I call it like I see it.
26:32Yeah, you call, you literally call balls and strikes.
26:37I think they have to do this because the science is no longer being respected.
26:43All the climate models are falling apart.
26:45They have to keep revising their predictions.
26:48The world's still here.
26:49Follow the science.
26:50Yeah.
26:51Isn't that the hashtag that they taught us during the summer of love in 2020?
26:55Yeah.
26:55I mean, wasn't it just a week ago that they were dancing at, like, an ice facility?
26:59Yes.
27:00So, this is a pattern.
27:02This is a trend.
27:03Mm-hmm.
27:04They're making everything into a musical.
27:06Yes, that is.
27:07Like, West Side Story, Fannie Willis, Nathan Weed.
27:11Yes, it's true.
27:12It's the same thing.
27:13Can we just bring Cardi B back?
27:14Can we just be...
27:15Now I would take Cardi B back at the DNC or one of Kamala's rallies.
27:19I would take that as gross and disgusting and inappropriate as that was over the girl,
27:25the...
27:25I'm sorry, the white girl throwing the gang signs.
27:29Like, it just...
27:30It didn't...
27:30It didn't hit home for...
27:33Yes, yes.
27:34Jim, were you excited by this?
27:39Greg, I'm glad everybody's having fun, but I happen to enjoy rapping doctors.
27:45You're like the expert at it.
27:47I am, and I never wanted a colonoscopy until a doctor...
27:51He rhymed romancer with colon cancer.
27:55And I said, I'm going to go in for a test.
27:57Yeah, I thought this was a lot of fun, just a woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton jumping
28:00up and down.
28:01Yes!
28:02It's just silly.
28:03And you pointed out they flew to Brazil.
28:06Yeah.
28:06Like, it was like when Bernie and AOC were going around talking about climate change flying
28:09private.
28:10Yeah.
28:10It's like, shut up.
28:11Yeah.
28:12They're doing the same thing I would want to do, but I'm not pretending that I'm not
28:14doing it.
28:15Yes, exactly.
28:16I'm talking about cheating on my wife.
28:18All right.
28:19Coming up, Joy Reid's anti-Dong rant.
28:22Yeah!
28:23Moment of joy.
28:26Joy will give you the boot if you whip out the skin flute.
28:38During a...
28:39I tried to rush through that, but I had to stop.
28:46During a conversation about a trans-identifying dude inside an LA women's locker room, Joy Reid
28:51admitted she doesn't want to see male genitalia in women's safe spaces either.
28:54Roll it, Pat!
28:56I would be disturbed.
28:57I'm telling you, I would be alarmed.
28:59I'm alarmed enough when I see a woman with her dangling boobies.
29:03Yeah.
29:04If I saw a penis in the ladies' locker room, I would freak out too.
29:09This is just, I mean, this is nothing against trans-anybody.
29:14What it's saying is, if I turn around and I see a pee-pee, a penis in front of me inside
29:21of the room, I would probably go to management and say, wait a minute, why is there somebody,
29:25a naked man in this room?
29:27Yeah.
29:27But then what happens then, Joy?
29:30You ask, hey, why is there a naked man in the locker room?
29:32And then they say, that's not a man, it's a woman.
29:34What do you do next?
29:36That's the problem.
29:37You just ran head first into the problem parents have been raging about for the last
29:41few years, and now you speak up?
29:43I guess you don't like trans ideology when the balls are in your court.
29:55How about that for wordplay, cats?
29:59It was wordplay, where the words play.
30:04That's why you're over there and I'm over here.
30:06Yeah.
30:07One day you'll be sitting here, but you'll have to master the wordplay with balls.
30:11Why are you, like, crawling over here?
30:17What do you think?
30:18Do you think that she always felt this way and she just kept it under wraps?
30:23Or, uh, I don't know.
30:26Yeah, especially because, I mean, that story from that locker room you're talking about,
30:30that's a person not even trying to look like a woman.
30:32No, that was a psychopath dude.
30:35I mean, not even trying.
30:37And it was funny the way she said it, like, you know, I don't want, like, I'd freak out
30:42if I saw a penis as if she was making, like, a super, maybe hot take or controversial take.
30:46Like, yeah, I feel like any time you're not expecting to see a penis, and then you, and then you do.
30:55Yeah, yes.
30:57It does affect your day.
30:59Yes.
30:59Jim, I suppose you can apply what Kat's saying, not just to the locker room, but supermarkets.
31:12Absolutely.
31:12Busters.
31:13Anywhere.
31:14Subways.
31:14Does this, uh, put a damper on your recreational activities?
31:19Well, I mean, I'm sorry to hear that it's disturbing if people are not expecting it.
31:23I always thought, like, what a gift I'm presenting.
31:24Uh, yeah, I mean, I kind of get what Joy Reid is saying, and I hate to say that, because
31:32I really don't like her, but she's not wrong.
31:33I mean, I think that she'd be shocked.
31:35If she saw a flaccid penis, I'm sure she wouldn't be shocked.
31:38I'm sure if she saw one that was standing up, she'd probably go, why, did they do that?
31:48Amazing.
31:51Sage, aren't you happy that you're here tonight to talk about this?
31:54I have missed you so much.
31:57And then I'm like, you sent me next to this one.
32:02I love this story because the hypocrisy just continues from this woman.
32:07Can we call her a woman?
32:08I don't know how she identifies today.
32:10But at the end of the day, yeah, like, we all agree that's what we've been saying from day one.
32:17This is the same woman who, again, I call her a woman.
32:19That's generous, Joy Reid.
32:21The same person who criticized Caitlyn Jenner, who Caitlyn Jenner, who used to be Bruce Jenner,
32:28says, no, boys don't belong, men don't belong in our locker room.
32:31She criticized him for that take.
32:33She crushed Riley Gaines for all these years for saying that six-foot-four-inch man that
32:39was in my locker room fully intact didn't belong there.
32:41She crushed Riley for that.
32:42How about the high school girl in North Carolina who is still suffering symptoms because a guy
32:48smashed her in the head with a volleyball?
32:50Like, these are all basic, basic things.
32:52Here's maybe the difference.
32:54Here's why she's all of a sudden jumping on this little bandwagon.
32:57It's interesting.
32:59Tish, the woman who stood up and got kicked out of the gym, lesbian, black woman, checks
33:05all Joy's boxes.
33:06So, therefore, it's okay to stand up for this.
33:09The most important box is love.
33:15Tyrus, it is, Sage is right, though.
33:17It was like this intersectional, what do you call it, smash-up derby.
33:23It's like there are two coming, you got the guy who says he's a woman, but you got the
33:27black lesbian, and Troy had to go, which car am I in?
33:31And it's disingenuous.
33:34And it's wrong.
33:35And I hate when one of my biggest pet peeves is people who talk about things they know
33:40nothing about.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Like, you've never experienced it, you've never been in a room with it.
33:45So, what right does she have to sit there and talk about how unsettling it would be to
33:50have a penis in the room with you when you've never been in a room with one?
33:53You have no idea.
33:56And let's, not to mention, let's just not be so sure the penis is real excited about this.
34:03I mean, think about it.
34:04You cooped up all day.
34:07All of a sudden, this is your big reveal.
34:10You're out in the open world, and it's Joy f***ing Reed looking at you.
34:18The Audi would be an innie real quick.
34:21I just think it's not fair for her to, she talked about the male organ like 40-year-old
34:28virgin talked about boobs, like sandbags.
34:31It just was uncomfortable.
34:32You had no idea.
34:33Even the way she did, she was like, yeah, and this, and it's like this, and if I saw
34:36it, I was like, you've never seen it.
34:38So, talk about what you know, not what you don't know.
34:42I think we can all take that to heart.
34:44Or not.
34:45Up next, cats drive you nuts.
34:58Cats really make you crazy.
35:01I guess I'm going to have to go to you, Kat, because you're the only cat owner here.
35:05And it's a tough question for you, but I'm going to tell you about this review of multiple
35:08studies.
35:09All right.
35:09Claims that owning a cat may double the risk of developing schizophrenia and schizophrenia-related
35:15disorders.
35:17However, the odds of getting schizophrenia are 1%.
35:20That seems kind of high.
35:21So, owning a cat will make it about 2%.
35:24Here's the question for you is, how can you tell?
35:28Well, because this is all related back to that parasite.
35:31Mm-hmm.
35:32And Sheens doesn't have this parasite.
35:34Yeah.
35:35Like, the one thing he doesn't have.
35:38Tell me about this parasite.
35:39It's like toxo.
35:40Oh, Sheens!
35:41You got a picture of Sheens?
35:43Oh, yeah.
35:44There he is on my wedding day.
35:46Oh.
35:47He's a ring bearer.
35:48Oh, thanks, everyone.
35:50Yeah.
35:50He has pretty much everything else, though, honestly.
35:53I don't know if I should say this, but he has got so many health issues right now that
35:56I'm a little worried that the pet insurance company may have him assassinated.
36:03Your cat has a heart condition and herpes.
36:06Herpes and also kidney issues and IBD.
36:11But he's, like, on a bunch of medication.
36:12He's very stable and still enjoying his little life.
36:14Which means he could be a viable candidate for the cat.
36:16Yeah, he is.
36:17Yeah.
36:18In 28.
36:19He's almost as healthy as Joe Biden.
36:21Sage, you don't own cats, do you?
36:27No.
36:28Do you think this is a correlation?
36:30Could it just be crazy people like cats?
36:35Yes.
36:38But, but, here's the thing.
36:40You're my exception with everything, cat.
36:43Oh, you don't, you don't have to say that.
36:46It's okay.
36:46No.
36:47It's funny.
36:48I was thinking, gosh, I really hope no one on the set owns cats.
36:50And, of course, I follow you.
36:51And, of course, it's you.
36:52I, I did.
36:53I always had the thing that, well, she owned cats, owns cats.
36:56She's a crazy person.
36:57Like, it's, it's just one plus one equals two.
36:59I have one singular cat.
37:01Just one.
37:01It's when, if you have more than four cats, Tyrus, you were an animal expert.
37:06You probably know more about this topic than any of us.
37:09Well, um.
37:10You own giant cats.
37:12Well, I don't.
37:13No one owns a cat.
37:15Right.
37:16A cat just.
37:16A cat owns you.
37:17It sticks around until the next, the next thing comes around.
37:20But, uh, they've never actually been domesticated.
37:22They just kind of showed up one day and figured out, hey, humans fall for this dumbass sound
37:26called meow.
37:27Yep.
37:28And, uh, they start, no, for real.
37:29Just look it up.
37:30And they're just like, meow.
37:31They feed me.
37:31These guys are morons.
37:32I can, I can do this.
37:33And then the cat's like, ooh, the crazy ones will even do more weird s*** for me.
37:37So, I think it's the cats that choose the crazy ones.
37:41Because they're like, I can get them to do all kinds of stuff.
37:44Oh, yeah.
37:44And no one will ever blame me.
37:45They'll blame them because they're bad s*** crazy.
37:47Sheen's drinks water out of a fountain.
37:50Yes.
37:50Yeah.
37:50That's beautiful.
37:51Yeah.
37:52Yeah.
37:52My, um, my wife and daughter, they have Mancun cats.
37:55Yeah.
37:55Yeah.
37:56But they're always plotting.
37:57They're always plotting.
37:59They're not like a dog.
37:59Like a dog.
38:00If someone breaks in the house, a dog will, like, run to the front and, you know, catch a bullet
38:03to defend you.
38:04Yeah.
38:04Someone breaks in the house, your cat's like, oh, this is getting interesting.
38:06How's this going to unfold out?
38:11Oh.
38:11Jim.
38:12I'll eat the loser's face.
38:15Jim, you've been known in certain circles as an animal lover.
38:19Thank you very much, Greg.
38:20I am.
38:21But you also like cats.
38:23I do like cats, yes.
38:24And you had a cat.
38:25I had a cat many years ago.
38:27He passed away.
38:28I know, I'm over it now.
38:31But it was, the parasite you're talking about, the way that it gets passed is through their
38:35little turds.
38:38Really?
38:38Yes.
38:39That's how it's.
38:40And they make such lovely hors d'oeuvres out of the litter box.
38:42And that's probably how, I didn't mean it.
38:47I don't know how you get it from.
38:48Maybe you're touching it and you get it in your mouth.
38:51But yeah, I enjoy having it.
38:53I have a dog down, which I like better.
38:54It's a respiratory thing.
38:55The herpes thing, I can tell you how the cats get back.
38:56Yeah, he's still a virgin.
39:00I would like to see Valtrex commercials for cats.
39:04You know, an older cat driving down the highway.
39:07Don't let herpes interfere with your feline romance.
39:12He pulls, the cat pulls over, it gets out.
39:15Yeah, it takes his glasses off.
39:16No, it's not mine.
39:17It's for the cat.
39:17And he would say, he would go, meow.
39:27Damn cats and these herpes.
39:29Oh my God, this show went off the rails.
39:32All right, we'll be right back.
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