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00:00Welcome to the House of Tortures.
00:10So, our four previews for the night.
00:15Over and done with, and from here on out,
00:19four matches we'll see B-Block in World Tag League 2025 get underway.
00:30Red Narendra and Sonata represented House of Tortures.
00:43Sonata, two times, a World Tag League winner
00:49and twice converted the World Tag League trophies into IWGP Tag Team Championship wins.
00:55That was alongside IWL though, IWL teaming with Don Fale here in this tournament.
01:01And now we have Sonata and Ren Narendra on paper,
01:07two, well, used to be classical wrestlers.
01:11Two men that are fond of but enjoy inflicting pain.
01:16Two men that are fond of but enjoy inflicting pain.
01:24And two men that now enjoy taking a lot of shortcut.
01:29Here and there.
01:32Let's see what they can do together.
01:35A lot of mystery, even in his few entries into World Tag League thus far.
01:40Second entry into World Tag League for this team.
01:45Lance Archer, Alexeyn, Monster Sauce.
01:49Making their way into World Tag League.
01:51We're going to have to clear the decks of Young Lions.
01:53We've cleared the decks here on the English announce table.
01:57Welcoming Drew Maloney to the desk.
01:58Yeah, I'm just in time to see my favourite guy here.
02:06Which one?
02:08You have a guess.
02:09Who put nine stitches in my head?
02:11Snaples actually, Chris.
02:12Well, yeah, well, there you go.
02:13Well, you've got a little comeback at King of Pro Wrestling.
02:16I can't wait to watch Big Lance and Source tear this motherfucker off.
02:26Ten seconds in and we've already got to the network.
02:29Well, I heard we've got different sponsors and different networks now.
02:31And I can't let one fly.
02:32The big lad told me that.
02:33I don't know where he is, but the big boy told me it was cool.
02:35Alright.
02:41What do you reckon?
02:42You reckon me and Shingo need to get matching hair colours too?
02:44Wouldn't be a bad idea.
02:46We're getting around pretty well, huh?
02:47Maybe that's the next step.
02:48I don't want to rush things.
02:55Undefeated on the two of us far, congratulations.
02:57Thank you very much.
02:58That's going to roll through all the way, baby.
03:00But Shingo's birthday yesterday, that man is feeling good.
03:03Guess how many years old he is?
03:04The same calibre as I am, baby.
03:06He's 44 years old.
03:07Hell of a partner.
03:08Hell of a partner.
03:09Here we go, baby!
03:10Get on!
03:11Yeah, so I imagine there was more sauce last night than Alex Zane.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Check, check, check.
03:18You could say that.
03:19You could say that.
03:20But you know Shingo, bro.
03:21He's got some high spirit.
03:22He was at Brighton early.
03:23Bring your ass on.
03:24Let's go.
03:25I don't want to keep things too light.
03:27I'm trying to see a murder take place.
03:29Oh, it's going to be Ren'Archer that he is first in for this one.
03:35I got it.
03:36Hey.
03:37And we'll leave it all to Lance Archer.
03:40Let's go!
03:41Let's bring your ass on.
03:42To get us underway.
03:44Are you surprised with how you've gotten along with Shingo Takagi?
03:48Is it just one of those things where violence brings people closer together?
03:51You beat the hell out of someone all year and then...
03:53Yeah.
03:54I think so.
03:55And I think that my heavyweight debut was obviously against Shingo.
03:58And we've had a series of matches this year.
04:00I think he's got to...
04:01You know, the people in the crowd, a lot of people in the back have seen me grow.
04:04Seen me perform.
04:05Seen me live up to expectations, exceed expectations.
04:08He's felt it firsthand.
04:10And I think we already had a bit of respect going back to that last G1 match we had.
04:14And the chips fell in place and it just kind of makes sense.
04:19As expected.
04:20Now he turns to the eyes of Lance Archer.
04:22But you're a high cost and a big man.
04:28Shuji Ishikawa a big man coming up next for you.
04:30Oh my god.
04:31Dude.
04:32There's a reason I'm a step late out of here.
04:35What the fuck?
04:36What business does he have jumping off any type of rope with both his feet onto anyone's chest?
04:41I'm not one for banning moves.
04:42I like to be a man about things.
04:43But that...
04:44A lot of people have tried to ban the Driller Killer.
04:46But do you think you can get that on Shuji Ishikawa?
04:49Dude.
04:50Dude.
04:51Do I think I can.
04:52I could drop him with that.
04:53I've had Hartley Jackson up there.
04:54There's no one I've tried to get that on that hasn't at least gone up through him.
04:58So I don't want him to count on his height and his size too much.
05:01He's eligible to get his netball cameras like anybody else.
05:04Alex Zane for some reason started his career in here in New Japan Pro Wrestling as a junior heavyweight.
05:09Certainly considerable size.
05:11Got up in the mush over in Narita right there.
05:14Their second time here in this tournament.
05:16They took a year away last year as Alex Zane teamed with Yusuke Tabuchi.
05:26And Sonata.
05:27Why do we even bring Sonata out here, bro?
05:29He's not been legal.
05:30I'm sure there's been full tours where this guy's never been the legal man.
05:34I'm sure we've done month-long tours where this guy has never ever been the legal man.
05:38That might be a challenge to have.
05:40Come on, Zane. Get your ass up, don't you?
05:45I want to see Lance Archer lose his mind on these guys, bro.
05:48I know he's happy to be back.
05:50He's been like, like you said, over a year, maybe a little more since Lance Archer's been in Japan.
05:55But I want to kind of, I want him to stop celebrating that just for a second and get his mind on some murder,
06:00because he's dealing with some real assholes.
06:02It's something that he's going to have to do.
06:04Seven league matches for each of these teams.
06:06Two points for a win.
06:08You have to be the top two-point scorers to make their way into the semifinals.
06:13Sonata, I mean, usually we say cut the ring in half, but I mean, here we're cutting the ringside area in half.
06:19He needs to cut Sonata in half, bro.
06:21With the smallest knife he can find, so it takes a little longer and it hurts a little more.
06:25See, I'm glad I'm not in this block, because this is a match that I'll probably just get thrown out straight away.
06:32We'd probably have to take a DQ.
06:34Now he turned to the cover, gets two, and...
06:40Get your eyes on that, Kente. He's pinned him by the Adam's apple, though.
06:46Pinned him by the Adam's apple, though.
06:48There was one spot at a time, I think Rin Narita and Sonata both had that, well, I suppose, classical flair,
06:53and that made them fan favorites.
06:55And now they have classical flair as, well, two of the most hated here in New Japan, bro.
07:00And I think every sort of classic trick in the book, pulling the referee away, low blows, into the guardrails, holding the throat.
07:08But to me, that just seems, that just screams that they're quitters.
07:12You had all that ability, you had all this classical training, you had great senpires.
07:16That was showing that you can do things the right way.
07:18Sonata was the world champion doing things the right way.
07:21That's a low road, you quit, you quit.
07:23You couldn't keep up with doing things the right way, you quit.
07:26You're a loser.
07:29Yeah, I think part of, well, wait a second, Narita's got a chair and just gonna further...
07:34Yeah, but look, Lance Archer, he's starting to go where I want him to go now, but...
07:37He is Stuart.
07:39There's no doubt about it.
07:42There is, as we said, Sonata, a two-time All-Tag League winner.
07:47Two-time, won the IWGP Tag Team Championships at Wrestle Kingdom.
07:50One of those times was against Lance Archer and Davey Boy Smith Jr. in the Tokyo Dive.
07:58I'm starting to think we could get a sanction where House of Torture matches have two referees.
08:03It might not be a bad idea.
08:06That's something, you know, at least we need to have VIR around here or something.
08:12Yeah, good job, Narita. I'm sure that really hurt him.
08:16No, he definitely did.
08:18Oh, wait.
08:20I don't think that hurt him either.
08:22No, he's pushed him off is what he's done, but Narita typically thinking two or three steps ahead.
08:30Now the referee is drawn and that's gonna allow more cheating coming in from the other side.
08:35At least, some would argue you might have to respect the intelligence.
08:43Is it intelligence when you're playing out of a dirty playbook though?
08:47You know.
08:48You know.
08:49Is it ring like you're these guys just assholes, you know?
08:53Some of the best picks of dirty ones as Alex Zane now looks to make the tag and does to Lance Archer.
09:03I don't care if everybody does, I just need one person in this ring to die.
09:09Well, you could take two for the price of one, but there's one particular that I really want dead.
09:13I thought I'd done it myself, clearly not.
09:15That boot just driving right now to down out of the corner.
09:19Well, I think we're going to have two deaths for the price of one.
09:29He's having fun with it now.
09:31That's Archer.
09:32He's having fun now.
09:33And the Dan Carlos family over at AEW.
09:36That was a forever close line I could get behind.
09:39Spinebuster to in Narita.
09:45Not by the scruff of the neck, Narita made his World Tag League debut two years ago alongside Shota Umino.
09:51And then, well, promptly turned his back on Umino.
09:54Enjoying House of Torture blackout.
10:00And Narita gets three.
10:05Again, a smart play.
10:07And when you've got a man like Lance Archer in there with you,
10:10you're going to have to have something underhanded to make progress.
10:14Dude, Sonata could be in there with that title that keeps waving at me on comms,
10:20and he would do these same things.
10:22He's got nothing to do with this man being big.
10:23He just doesn't know how to do things like a man.
10:29That might be the first wrestling move he's done all year, Chris.
10:31Yeah, bud, there you go.
10:32That's true.
10:33Well, low bridge as well.
10:35And...
10:37Okay, there's only so far you're going to get, man.
10:39It's certainly not a typical wrestling move.
10:41It's all in force for Sonata.
10:45And one wonders whether he'll make use of that later on.
10:48But Sonata up top, eh?
10:51There's times, Julia, where Sonata can't resist.
10:54And sometimes you see little flares of the old Sonata.
10:58Unfortunately, it seems to me he's more successful doing stuff like that.
11:07Yeah, well, here it comes.
11:17Team you've heard, and...
11:22I don't know exactly what I enjoy, but there goes the guitar flying.
11:25Here comes Sonata, wait a second.
11:29See, here's what I mean, we need a second ref, because here we go.
11:40Now it all unfolds, here we go.
11:41Yeah, well, Yoshinobu Kanemaru is a licensed referee, so be careful what you wish for.
11:45Licensed by who, bro?
11:47Licensed by who?
11:48You can get down a pack of cigarettes, where do you get a license?
11:57He revoked his wrestling license too.
12:00I think it's where Alex Saint got ordained from.
12:03Black Hole Sland takes out the narrator.
12:11Sonata will defeat her all over the ropes.
12:15Have a little peek, dude.
12:21Nothing that matters.
12:22Up you go.
12:23Good night.
12:26You can do that again if you want to, Lance.
12:28Nobody's going to stop you.
12:29I think they have some follow-up planned.
12:38Let's eat.
12:41The table's set.
12:43Aw, Sanata squashed black out from Lance.
12:46Archer, there's the cover.
12:48And that is it.
12:49What a shame.
12:50Two points!
12:52Two points!
12:53Two points!
12:54Archer!
12:55Two on the board for Archer and Zane.
12:58It's on the board for Archer and Zayn.
13:09Yeah, that's a team that would have to team up pretty damn good when she got to go to
13:15Andrew Maloney in the point of four perhaps.
13:18Yeah, maybe we all have to get some red dyeing out here.
13:21I would like to see more of both of these two here.
13:27They were on my first middle of doors in New Japan.
13:29We came back for it all.
13:31We need everybody in the B-block.
13:33You know Chris Bravo TV?
13:37Yeah, yeah.
13:38Shout out Bravo TV.
13:40The sauce will consumers all.
13:43Yeah.
13:44What?
13:57All right, so Archer and Zayn are on the board.
13:59Callan Newman and Guido Khan, there's an interesting team.
14:02We'll talk more about it in just a second.
14:04They're coming up Tuesday night in Fukushima.
14:07Big Palette.
14:08Zayn and Archer on the board here in World Tag.
14:11All right, let's see.
14:12Oh no!
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