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00:00Okay, so I believe these are the three finalists, Chance, Buddy, and Gunner.
00:09Are you picking out a rescue dog?
00:10No, a baby daddy.
00:14Man, you can order anything online these days.
00:17She's not ordering a person.
00:20She's just interested in their, you know, contributions.
00:25How do you like to open that package by mistake?
00:30Sorry.
00:34Yeah, sorry. I forgot this is serious business.
00:37It is. And your juvenile jokes are making it harder for Gabby to make a decision.
00:42There's just so many to choose from. And they're all so different.
00:46Well, I know one thing they got in common. They all needed a hundred bucks.
00:52That's funny. You're funny.
00:54You're funny.
00:55And, uh, why isn't it juvenile when Emmett makes a joke?
01:01Cause zip it, that's why.
01:04Oh, my God, you still haven't picked a donor yet?
01:07Well, I just don't want to make a mistake.
01:09Okay, what do you like most about the three candidates?
01:12Well, Gunner is from Australia,
01:14and I think it would be so cute if my baby had an accent.
01:17Yeah.
01:19Good day, Mom.
01:23Okay, Gunner's out. What about the other two?
01:26Honestly, my clear favorite is Chance.
01:29Then what's the problem?
01:31It is such a dumb name.
01:33I mean, am I really supposed to take a chance on Chance?
01:37We don't care about his name.
01:39We only care about what's in his jeans, and yes, I heard that.
01:45Look, I don't know why you are getting so upset.
01:48Gabby, we've been doing this for weeks,
01:49and we're no closer to making a decision than when we started.
01:52Well, I am sorry, but this is not at all how I imagined it.
01:56You know, someday my kid's gonna ask me,
01:58Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?
02:00And I'll say, Daddy was mailed to Mommy's house
02:03in a sterile straw packed in dry ice.
02:07Excuse me, I have to go tell Emmett something.
02:12Gabby, I can't pretend to know what you're going through.
02:15And I know it's odd, but trust me, nobody else does.
02:30I need to go tell Emmett something.
02:34All right, Gabby, we've seen everybody.
02:36It's time to make a decision.
02:38Chance.
02:39I picked Chance.
02:40You mean it?
02:41Yes.
02:42Almost.
02:43Maybe.
02:44You know what?
02:44Let's just draw straws.
02:49That was a poor choice of words.
02:53Excuse me, I gotta go tell Emmett something.
02:55Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:02To get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:06But here you'll find a place
03:08That'll surely lift your spirits
03:11You belong in Hatbeef's place
03:15It's okay, sweetie.
03:19We'll figure something out.
03:21Thanks, Daddy.
03:22Hey, what's wrong?
03:23Kimmy had an extra credit assignment
03:25And it's just not coming together.
03:27Sounds like it calls for root beer.
03:30Can I, Dad?
03:31No is what will tell your mom.
03:36Just so you know, Kimmy,
03:37I lived for extra credit when I was your age.
03:40What was it?
03:42Extra paper?
03:43Bonus worksheet?
03:46Reenacting the signing of the Declaration of Independence
03:48With all of your friends?
03:49She was trying to get an entrepreneur
03:52To come and talk to class.
03:53But apparently Beyoncé was busy.
03:56She aims high.
03:58As did Beyoncé.
04:00I don't know.
04:01Maybe I should just lower my expectations.
04:03Maybe.
04:04People definitely told me to do that
04:06When I was your age.
04:08Did you?
04:09No.
04:09I sent 15 emails to German Chancellor Angela Merkel
04:13Until she agreed to a two-minute phone interview
04:15For my school paper.
04:18Really?
04:19Really.
04:20You won't know what you're capable of
04:22Until you try.
04:23So, keep shooting for the stars.
04:26Wow.
04:27Are you busy Tuesday?
04:29Because I'd love it if you'd speak to my class.
04:31In the words of Angela Merkel.
04:33Yeah!
04:36Yay!
04:37That's so sweet of you, Isabella.
04:41Aw.
04:43Understudy to Beyoncé.
04:46Not bad.
04:55Hey.
04:57Are you still mad at me
04:58For taking so long to choose a baby daddy?
05:00I'm not mad at you, Gabby.
05:01I'm just frustrated.
05:03I wish you'd make a decision.
05:04Well, in that case,
05:05I think there is someone that you should meet.
05:08Come on.
05:09Come on.
05:09Come on.
05:12Well, where is this person?
05:14Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
05:18Whoa.
05:18Who's that?
05:21Chance.
05:22Chance, chance.
05:24Like I think a chance on Chance, chance.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Steve found him on the internet
05:29Steve found him on the internet
05:29and then he lured him here
05:30with a coupon for a free hamburger and fries.
05:34You did what?
05:35I know.
05:35I told Steve he didn't need to add the fries,
05:37but he insisted.
05:39I don't care about the fries.
05:40What is he doing here?
05:42Well, if I'm going to choose him,
05:43I need to get to know the man behind the profile.
05:46That's a dumb idea.
05:47I think I want to pick him.
05:48You're a genius.
05:49All that is left is for you to meet him
05:52and give him the final seal of approval.
05:54Why?
05:56Why do you need my opinion?
05:58Because you have good judgment
05:59and I bought a timeshare in my 20s.
06:04Fine.
06:06Well, I like him.
06:07He chews with his mouth closed
06:09and he's a clippopotamus.
06:10That's what we coupon clippers call each other.
06:15Who knew that world was so clever?
06:19Hey, I'm Bobby.
06:20I own this place.
06:22How's things going so far?
06:23Great.
06:23Thanks.
06:24You know, this is like the friendliest bar I've ever been to.
06:26I even met your accountant.
06:30Well, we like to feel that every guest
06:33could be a part of the family.
06:38Sorry, inside joke.
06:40Okay.
06:41Well, it was really nice to meet you.
06:43Well, you know, I'm not in a rush.
06:45Why don't we just chat for a little bit?
06:46How about that?
06:48Oh, um...
06:50Look, I'm flattered,
06:52but I'm not really into women,
06:54you know,
06:55in your demographic.
06:59Oh, no, no, no.
07:01I'm just one of those super friendly type owners.
07:03That's all.
07:04Excuse me.
07:05Did I hear you say you were the owner?
07:06I'm busy.
07:07Tell me about your family.
07:12I think I should maybe leave.
07:14Oh, no, wait.
07:15Don't go.
07:16Uh, I know this seems a little weird.
07:18Oh, no, no, not at all.
07:18I'm only leaving because this is so normal.
07:23I just need ten minutes of your time to get to know you better.
07:27But I don't want that.
07:30I'm gonna come clean with you.
07:31It's very simple.
07:33My friend wants to have a baby,
07:35and she sent me over here
07:36to see if you're as good as your profile.
07:38That's her right there.
07:41My anonymous profile?
07:43So you cyber-stalked and tricked me
07:45just to get me over here?
07:47Yeah, our bad.
07:51But looky there,
07:52you got a free burger.
07:53And fries.
07:56So, um, is everything going okay?
07:59No.
07:59There is no way
08:00I am letting you weirdos have my baby.
08:02I am calling the sperm bank
08:03and putting a stop to this.
08:05Tell your friends about happies.
08:10Yeah, I think we can do better.
08:16Why did you tell him
08:18that I wanted him to be my donor?
08:20When has honesty ever made anything better?
08:23I was just trying to help.
08:27Besides, you have two more finalists.
08:29I can't use them now.
08:30They're second choice.
08:32And my baby deserves the best.
08:35Ugh, how does this happen?
08:38Everybody around here acts crazy,
08:40but I always wind up
08:41looking like the crazy one.
08:42Well, I'm not the crazy one, okay?
08:44Okay?
08:48She's not gonna convince anyone
08:50making that argument.
08:50I don't know what to do, Steve.
08:55I just wish I could pick someone
08:56that I already knew was a good person.
08:59Well, if you need to know the guy,
09:01why don't you pick someone
09:02you already know?
09:04Yeah, well, most people
09:05that I know best work here.
09:07And Dakota's already got a bunch of kids.
09:09And I can't use any of our regulars.
09:11I know how much they drink.
09:16Hello?
09:17You never asked me.
09:18Well, that's because
09:19I didn't think you would.
09:21No, I never would.
09:22But it's nice to be asked.
09:28You know, actually,
09:29you know who'd be best?
09:31Emmett.
09:32He's tall, he's handsome,
09:33hair loss skips a generation.
09:36You know, plus, you know,
09:37his combed jeans would even out,
09:39you know, all of this.
09:42Too bad he's too old.
09:43Oh, he's not too old.
09:45Al Pacino had a kid at 83.
09:47Yeah, and Al Pacino's
09:48the one in the stroller.
09:49Don't be ridiculous.
09:52Men don't lose their fertility
09:54or their looks.
09:56That's how you know
09:56God is a man.
10:00Tell me the truth.
10:02Am I a bad friend?
10:03No, you're the best friend
10:05anybody could ever have.
10:07Except for maybe
10:07Willy Wonka.
10:10I'm serious.
10:11I'd do anything for Gabby.
10:14But when she finally
10:15makes a decision,
10:16I immediately blow it.
10:17Willy Wonka drowned
10:19a kid in chocolate.
10:23What?
10:24Well, she's nervous.
10:26Having a baby's the biggest
10:27thing a person could do.
10:29I didn't know you felt that way.
10:31Well, sure I do.
10:32Why wouldn't I?
10:35Look, I'm sorry you felt lousy.
10:38If it'll help,
10:39why don't you just punch me?
10:43What good would that do?
10:45Always help my brother.
10:46Bobby, hit me.
10:50I mean...
10:52All right, I'll tell you what.
10:59Okay, just...
11:01Ew.
11:04What is it, Steve?
11:05I just wanted to give Emmett
11:06a quick heads up.
11:08This is unlikely to happen,
11:09but it's Gabby,
11:10so it could.
11:11Uh-oh.
11:12What's the problem?
11:12She might want your seed
11:14to grow a baby.
11:17What?
11:20Oh, that's a good one, Steve.
11:22No, I'm serious.
11:24She was saying how
11:24there was no reason
11:25Emmett couldn't do this
11:26and compared him to
11:27Al Pacino in a stroller,
11:28so kind of a compliment.
11:31Anyway,
11:31I'm gonna go
11:32wash my eyes out.
11:36Huh.
11:37Are you nervous
11:46about talking to the kids?
11:48Nervous?
11:49Nah.
11:51I'm looking forward
11:52to inspiring young minds.
11:55You know,
11:56filling them with my knowledge.
11:59That's nice.
12:00I'd be nervous.
12:04Hi, Dad.
12:05Hi, Miss Sanchez.
12:06We're ready.
12:10Good luck.
12:15Hi, everybody.
12:16Class, let's welcome our guest.
12:18Hi, Miss Sanchez.
12:20Welcome, Miss Sanchez.
12:21Thank you for doing this interview.
12:23It's my pleasure.
12:24And you can call me Isabella.
12:26Thank you, Isabella.
12:27Now, before we start,
12:30I just want to say
12:31I am so pleased
12:34to be here with you all.
12:35I want you to know
12:36that I once sat
12:37exactly where you're sitting.
12:40So when you look at me,
12:42don't just think
12:43of what I've done.
12:45Think
12:46of where I've come from.
12:50That's so wonderful.
12:53What made you first
12:54want to start your own business?
12:55Well, actually,
12:56the business was started
12:57before I came on board.
12:58Oh, so you worked
12:59your way up.
13:00Yeah, you could say that.
13:02But it wouldn't be true.
13:05See, what had happened
13:06was I woke up one morning
13:07and checked my email
13:08and my dad had left me a tavern.
13:10And you were ready
13:11to step up to the plate.
13:13Yes.
13:14Yes.
13:14A great definition
13:15of luck
13:16is when
13:17preparation
13:18meets
13:19opportunity.
13:22And you were prepared
13:23because you went
13:24to business school.
13:26No.
13:27Actually,
13:28I studied psychology.
13:30Oh, so you're also
13:31a psychologist.
13:32No.
13:32But I did get into
13:36Stanford graduate school.
13:38Stanford?
13:39Wow, that must have
13:39been so stimulating.
13:41I assume it is.
13:44But I haven't gone yet
13:45because I took a gap year
13:46two years ago.
13:49Oh, is it getting
13:50hot in here?
13:52Look, I'm trying
13:53to make you look good,
13:54but you've got to
13:54work with me.
13:57Well, there is more
13:59to life than your career.
14:00You know, one of the
14:01hardest things to achieve
14:01is a successful
14:02work-life balance, right?
14:05Yeah.
14:05That's right.
14:06So tell us about
14:07your social life.
14:08Do you have a husband?
14:09No.
14:11A boyfriend?
14:13No.
14:15What do you do
14:16after work?
14:17Well, most nights
14:18I go home.
14:19Is it too much
14:20to hope you own
14:21your own home?
14:23No, it's my sister's.
14:27But I do have
14:29my own bathroom.
14:31Yeah.
14:37Hey.
14:38Hey.
14:41Look, Bobby,
14:41about what Steve said.
14:43Yeah.
14:44Oh, hey, Emmett.
14:45Looking good.
14:46Those new pants?
14:47No.
14:50I mean, yes,
14:50they are,
14:51but, you know,
14:52I'm returning them.
14:53I'm returning them.
14:53Geez,
14:57learn to take
14:58a compliment.
15:01Yeah,
15:02you got him there.
15:03That man cannot
15:04take a compliment.
15:06That's one of his
15:06many, many
15:07genetic flaws.
15:10Why are you
15:11putting down Emmett?
15:12Oh, it's not his fault.
15:13It's just bad breeding.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Let's just say
15:17that Emmett's family tree
15:18is more like
15:18the crazy bush.
15:19Thank you so much
15:23for helping, Kimmy.
15:23She really appreciated it.
15:25It was my pleasure.
15:29Give me anything,
15:30I don't care.
15:31As long as it makes me
15:32forget everything
15:32since I woke up
15:33this morning.
15:36Oh, that's right.
15:37You were with
15:3811-year-olds today.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Give her the good rum.
15:41Yeah.
15:43You know,
15:43the 11-year-old girl
15:44that lives next door to me
15:45told me that I looked
15:46like an emotional eater.
15:51No, no.
15:52Kimmy was
15:52perfectly nice.
15:55And yet,
15:55somehow,
15:56she still managed
15:57to reach into my soul
15:58and go...
16:00They're just kids, Isabella.
16:03Don't take them
16:04so seriously.
16:05No,
16:06I'm gonna.
16:07She made me face
16:07some uncomfortable
16:08truths about myself.
16:09Oh,
16:10uncomfortable truths
16:11are my least favorite ones.
16:14You know,
16:14ever since I found out
16:15about Happy,
16:16I've been letting
16:16circumstances run my life.
16:19I think it's
16:19finally time
16:20I took charge of it myself.
16:21Well,
16:21that's a very healthy attitude.
16:24Yeah.
16:25Tough issues
16:25don't get settled
16:26by ignoring them.
16:29Very true.
16:30Yeah.
16:32Wait,
16:32where are you going?
16:34I'm gonna go
16:35talk to Emmett.
16:38Hey,
16:39Hey.
16:41Okay,
16:41one of us
16:42is gonna have
16:42to address this.
16:44Now,
16:45if you wanna be
16:45the father
16:46of Gabby's baby,
16:47I don't have a...
16:48I don't wanna do that.
16:49Oh,
16:49thank God.
16:50What in the world
16:53would you think that for?
16:54You were the one
16:55that was going on
16:56about how
16:56having a baby
16:57is the most important
16:58thing a person
16:59could do.
17:00It was one sentence.
17:03I know it was
17:04one sentence,
17:05but you only do
17:05about three of them
17:06a day.
17:07I was afraid
17:09you wanted me to.
17:11You said you'd do
17:11anything for Gabby.
17:13I would do
17:13anything for Gabby,
17:15but there's plenty
17:15I don't want you
17:16to do.
17:19Go here.
17:20I absolutely
17:25am crazy
17:26about you.
17:27I don't wanna do
17:28anything that would
17:29jeopardize this.
17:31Okay,
17:31great.
17:32But what is this?
17:34Bobby,
17:35this is a magical
17:36time in a relationship
17:37where you're allowed
17:40to tell me
17:40not to impregnate
17:41other women.
17:41I should go
17:51talk to Gabby.
17:52You know what?
17:52Let me do that.
17:54I may have
17:54something to offer.
17:57You're only
17:57offering words,
17:58right?
18:00We'll see how it goes.
18:08Oh, hey.
18:09Well, listen,
18:10I need to talk to you.
18:11Is it about the pants?
18:13It was a compliment.
18:18Look,
18:19if I'm wrong,
18:20and I'm pretty sure
18:21I am,
18:22saying this is gonna
18:24be embarrassing
18:25as hell.
18:26What are you
18:27talking about?
18:29I can't be
18:30your donor.
18:37Oh, my God!
18:39Okay,
18:41okay,
18:42Emmett,
18:42I mean,
18:43how would that
18:44even work?
18:45I mean,
18:45you and I
18:46would have a baby
18:47together while you're
18:47dating my best friend?
18:49I mean,
18:50I like country songs.
18:51I don't want to be one.
18:57Okay,
18:58I'm sorry.
18:58I'm sorry.
18:59I didn't mean to laugh.
19:00So what exactly
19:02is your plan
19:02at this point?
19:03I don't know,
19:04okay?
19:06I think I'm just gonna
19:07put this whole
19:08pregnancy thing
19:09on hold
19:09until I can get
19:10some clarity.
19:11Well,
19:11clarity takes time,
19:12Gabby,
19:13and excuse me
19:14for saying this,
19:15but it's not
19:16something that you
19:16have a lot of
19:17right now.
19:19This isn't an easy
19:20decision to make.
19:21I understand totally.
19:23It wasn't an easy
19:24decision when I made it.
19:26What?
19:27I mean,
19:28you thought about
19:29having kids?
19:30Sure.
19:31I mean,
19:31I still wonder
19:32once in a while
19:34what it'd be like
19:34to have a
19:35Emmett Jr.
19:37to take fishing,
19:38you know?
19:39Aw.
19:39Or a little
19:41Emily standing
19:42on my shoes
19:43while I teach her
19:44how to dance.
19:46Yeah.
19:48But I made
19:49the decision
19:49not to.
19:50And
19:51on the whole,
19:53do you think
19:53it was the right choice?
19:55Hell,
19:56I don't know.
19:57I think so,
19:58but who knows?
19:59Point is,
20:00it was my choice.
20:01If you put off
20:02the decision
20:03much longer,
20:04choice will be
20:06made for you,
20:06Gabby.
20:06Hey,
20:09Emmett?
20:13Do you think
20:14I'd be a good mom?
20:17I think you'd
20:18make a hell
20:19of a mom,
20:19Gabby.
20:25I don't hear
20:26any words.
20:31Okay,
20:31Gabby,
20:32show us
20:32who you picked.
20:33Okay,
20:34my baby daddy
20:35is going to be
20:36Luigi.
20:38Aw,
20:39he's adorable.
20:43Yes.
20:45Oh.
20:46Oh,
20:46he's got such
20:47kind eyes
20:48and that chin
20:48would look so
20:49cute on a baby.
20:52Oh.
20:53Great
20:53baby chin.
20:55Great earlobes.
20:58All that's left
20:59is for me
21:00to enter
21:00my credit card
21:01number
21:01and Luigi's
21:03DNA
21:03will be on its
21:04way to my
21:05house.
21:07And
21:07done.
21:08Yay!
21:09I'm so proud of you,
21:10honey.
21:12Wow.
21:13I just made a baby.
21:16Come in.
21:16I like to cuddle after.
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