00:00After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
00:06I needed a running start, but I made it.
00:09My uncle names his dogs Rolex and Swatch.
00:16They're his watchdogs.
00:21How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
00:25Tentacles.
00:26No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, I've got a better one.
00:29I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
00:33It was so destroying.
00:36My neighbour is a 90 year old man with Alzheimer's
00:39and I see him every morning at 9am.
00:41He knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife.
00:44So every day at 9am, I have to tell this poor man
00:47that his wife died 20 years ago.
00:49Now, he could have moved.
00:50I've even thought about not answering the door,
00:52but to be honest, just a look in his eyes and the smile is worth it.
00:59A guy walked into the doctor's office and said to the doctor,
01:05I hurt my arm in several places.
01:08And the doctor said, well, don't go there anymore.
01:11Is that the way it goes?
01:13Yeah, that's it.
01:15No, no, don't go to those places anymore.
01:21I think I messed up.
01:24I agree!
01:25Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:29Hahahaha!
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