00:01My uncle names his dogs Rolex and Swatch.
00:06They're his watchdogs.
00:09My neighbour is a 90 year old man with Alzheimer's
00:13and I see him every morning at 9am.
00:14He knocks on my door and asks if I've seen his wife.
00:17So every day at 9am I have to tell this poor man
00:20that his wife died 20 years ago.
00:22Now he could have moved.
00:24I've even thought about not answering the door
00:25but to be honest just a look in his eyes
00:28and the smile is worth it.
00:30A guy walked into the doctor's office
00:32and said to the doctor
00:35I hurt my arm in several places
00:38and the doctor said
00:40well don't go there anymore.
00:42Is that the way it goes?
00:44Yeah that's it.
00:49No don't go to those places anymore.
00:53I think I messed up.
00:55HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHArijE
00:58akkor
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