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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 136 -
Friday, 21st November 2025
Friday, 21st November 2025
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00:25Hey.
00:31Peace offering.
00:33Got pastries.
00:35I know you love things that are sweet and buttery.
00:39When did you go out?
00:41A few minutes ago.
00:43Did I hear you?
00:45You were fast asleep in the spare room.
00:47You weren't dreaming of other men, were you?
00:49No.
00:51You sure?
00:53Can't control our dreams, can we?
00:55I'm only interested in one man.
00:57Glad to be here.
00:59Well, you'd best be here because you're a kept man now, aren't you?
01:02I can get another job.
01:04Doubt Georgie's going to give you a glowing reference.
01:06I don't need one.
01:08I can get one fine by myself.
01:11Yeah.
01:13Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
01:15Erm, I'll put the coffers down.
01:18What's all this?
01:32These flowers are for you.
01:34For me?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Call it the beautiful.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:39Why?
01:40Because we both have the day off, and because I love you, and because, well, I don't need
01:46a reason to spoil you rotten, do I?
01:48Exactly.
01:49So I wouldn't argue if I was you.
01:51No.
01:52Oh, that'll be Mum.
01:56I've got the whole day mapped out.
01:59Oh, you do, do you?
02:01Yes, I do.
02:02Yes, I do.
02:03Mm.
02:04Continental breakfast, a little light shopping, then we're going to have a little spa break,
02:08and your dressing for dinner.
02:09Mm.
02:10Sounds fabulous.
02:11Wow, gorgeous flowers.
02:14Aren't they just?
02:15Carla bought them for me.
02:17And here's me thinking you prefer tulips.
02:19Oh, we went on holiday to Amsterdam, so I always bought a tulips.
02:25Tulips?
02:26I love my roses.
02:29Right, I'm ready to go when you are.
02:31When you're shopping, anything nice, you know my size.
02:33Have a lovely day.
02:34Yep.
02:35Okay, bye.
02:36Yep.
02:37Bye.
02:40Sorry.
02:44Come here.
02:50Yeah, everything goes through me now.
02:52Well, you could speak to Debbie, but right now she's on a sun lounger by the pool on holiday.
03:00Oh, you don't need to worry.
03:02She's still in charge, still keeping an eye on all the finances.
03:05And she won't want any nasty surprises when she gets back, so let's stick to the price we agreed.
03:12Pleasure doing business with you two.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah, thanks.
03:16Bye-bye.
03:19Hello, you.
03:20How you doing?
03:21How's Alfie?
03:22Yeah, it's all right.
03:23I've just got to the nursery.
03:24Well, that's good.
03:25Have you, er, heard anything of Kev?
03:28No.
03:29I thought you snubbed me this morning.
03:31Um, Jack's back from his football camp.
03:33They're heading to the cath and Kev ignored me and Jack, he just looked upset.
03:38I know things are tough right now, but they'll get better.
03:41I just, I don't want to be getting into a custody battle with Kev.
03:44And you won't.
03:45Trust me, Kev's mouthing off.
03:48What are you doing for lunch?
03:51I don't know, a fresh-goes meal deal.
03:55Well, you know what?
03:56I've got things running pretty smoothly at the hotel, so I think we can do slightly better than that.
04:01I'm not really in the mood for some posh food in a fancy restaurant.
04:04Well, me neither.
04:05Book and murder a pint and a hot pot.
04:08Come here.
04:15Hey, yeah.
04:16Morning.
04:17How are ya?
04:18Yeah, not too bad.
04:19Dired?
04:20No, I think she's keeping you on your toes.
04:22Yeah, definitely.
04:23I don't know where she gets her energy from.
04:25Hey.
04:26Neither of you fancy a poker night at mine tonight.
04:28There'll be drinks and nibbles.
04:30I can't.
04:31Sorry.
04:32Church business.
04:33Yeah.
04:34And unfortunately, I do not get to do anything exciting anymore.
04:36I'm usually in bed by nine if someone will let me.
04:39No worries.
04:40I didn't get these from the precinct.
04:42This is a top treat.
04:44Well, you have to pay for your treats.
04:46Why?
04:47How much did they cost?
04:48No, not money.
04:49Exercise.
04:50Gotta burn off the calories.
04:52Maybe later.
04:53Might have to keep in shape.
04:55Don't want you looking at other men, do I?
04:57I'm not looking at other men.
05:00Good.
05:01Glad to hear it.
05:03Do you know what?
05:06We should do something after this.
05:08Yeah.
05:09I'm game.
05:10What are you thinking?
05:11Well, why don't we go on a run?
05:13A run?
05:14After what?
05:15I've just eaten.
05:16I can barely walk.
05:17It'll be all right.
05:18You know, just take it easy.
05:19Stretch off.
05:20What are you doing?
05:21You're, like, plying me with pastry and then trying to make me run.
05:24But I've just eaten the same as you.
05:26Well, yeah.
05:27Look, if I tried to run now, I would chuck up before I even got to the end of the road.
05:32All right.
05:33If that's how you feel, I'll go on my own.
05:35Look, why didn't you just wait for a bit and then we could go together after?
05:40No, no, no.
05:41I want some fresh air.
05:42I'm gonna go now.
05:47Hey.
05:48How are things at my sister's hotel?
05:50Um, okay, yeah.
05:51Good.
05:52You okay?
05:53Me?
05:54Yeah, well.
05:55I might be none of my business, but, er, Carl said that you had a bit of a run-in with
05:59Abby yesterday.
06:00Yeah, well, that's my brother.
06:02Love stirring things.
06:03Don't listen to him.
06:05That low life will stab you in the back as soon as I look at you.
06:08Okay.
06:09Hey, I was thinking of having a poker session at mine tonight, if you fancy it.
06:12Oh, mate.
06:13I'm working tonight.
06:14Yeah, sorry.
06:15Oh, okay.
06:16Maybe another time.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Sounds good.
06:19All right, mate.
06:20I'll see you later.
06:21Keep an eye on Carl.
06:22I will.
06:23Oh, hold on now.
06:24Yes, Sarah?
06:25Are you serious?
06:26They're at the factory now?
06:43Union man or league man?
06:45I played Union for a few years.
06:46Oh.
06:47You know, I think it was Will Carling who first drew me to the 15-man game.
06:52Let me guess.
06:53Erm, fly half.
06:56Tight head prop.
06:57Ah, yes.
06:58Yes, I see that now.
07:00It's the, erm, it's the thighs.
07:03Bye.
07:04Oh, goodbye.
07:06You, my friend, are an inspiration to a household.
07:10How so?
07:11This letter-writing to prisoners.
07:13A selfless act that I can only imagine brings untold joy to its recipients.
07:17Not entirely selfless.
07:18I find the process therapeutic.
07:21When I was, erm, in prison, the occasional letter came as a much-needed metaphorical escape from four walls.
07:31Briony Pritchard.
07:32Excuse me?
07:33She sat next to me at primary school.
07:35Oh, she was lovely.
07:37Mousy hair, bright blue eyes, rosy cheeks.
07:40I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter.
07:44Not sure why you're telling me this.
07:46Her parents emigrated to Australia.
07:48They took Briony with them, of course.
07:50Still not sure?
07:52We became pen pals.
07:53Ah, oh, yeah, ah.
07:55Despite being on opposite sides of the planet, we, er, managed to write to each other at least once a month.
07:59We exchanged letters for, I don't know, maybe 20 years.
08:03That's so romantic.
08:04Indeed.
08:05I dared to dream that we might meet again one day, but, erm, our correspondence eventually faded and died.
08:13Oh, dear.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Sad story.
08:16But those letters, so emotional, so full of longing.
08:19But, er, you won't have to worry about that writing to those rufty-tufty criminals.
08:25Well, I'm also corresponding with one of the prisoner's mothers.
08:29Oh, how interesting.
08:31This is nonsense.
08:32It's the old thing.
08:33I know.
08:34I've tried to tell her.
08:35But I don't need this, especially today.
08:36I've got stuff to do.
08:37I understand that, but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter and we have to follow procedure.
08:42Seriously, guys, inside?
08:44Oh, it's coffee break.
08:46Seriously, inside.
08:47Oh, alright, spoiled sport.
08:49Sorry.
08:50It's not your fault.
08:51What's going on?
08:52Well, your colleague here seems to think that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory.
08:57What kind of fraud are we talking about?
08:59Well, that's what I asked and she won't tell me.
09:01I've been asked to take Mrs Connor in for questioning.
09:03Who made the report?
09:04That's what I want to know.
09:05I can't say.
09:06Well, I can.
09:07It's obvious, isn't it?
09:08Well, who would want to spoil our special day?
09:10Can you think of anybody?
09:11I think you should just go with the police officer.
09:14Sure it won't take long?
09:16Excuse me.
09:17Can you move that, please?
09:18No, Kurt.
09:19Stay there.
09:20I only take instructions from Mrs Connor.
09:23Tell him to move the van.
09:25What if I don't?
09:26Are you going to arrest me?
09:38Just finished.
09:39Just started.
09:40Oh, hey.
09:41I just started.
09:42Temple run.
09:43Nothing serious.
09:44Half an hour.
09:45Are you training for the Weatherfield half?
09:46When's that?
09:47January next year.
09:49They put on a 5k, a 10k and a half marathon.
09:51Do you know what?
09:52I wouldn't mind that.
09:53I've done a few marathons and a few halves back in the day.
09:56I can help you set up a training plan if you want.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, do you know what?
10:01Sounds good.
10:02I'll tell you what.
10:03Give me five minutes.
10:04I'll drop my gear at home.
10:05Then I'll join you on your tempo run.
10:06Okay.
10:07I'll see you then.
10:08In a bit, mate.
10:09Sorry, Mrs Connor.
10:10I can't get arrested who'd feed peanut.
10:11Don't worry, it's fine.
10:12Right, let's go.
10:13No, don't touch me.
10:14You need to calm down.
10:39I'm sure we can get this sorted at the station.
10:41I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud.
10:44Then I can get it cleared up in two seconds.
10:45Let's get you in the car.
10:47You know, don't you?
10:48Go on, bring her.
10:49Ask her.
10:50It's ridiculous.
10:51I swear I'm gonna throttle her.
10:52I can do it.
10:53I'm not too.
11:11Hello, Carla.
11:12Hello.
11:13I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers.
11:14We get everywhere.
11:15You might have to wait a bit.
11:16PC Davies is busy.
11:17She won't be too long.
11:18Well, I'll save her the time.
11:19It was Becky.
11:20What's Becky?
11:21Who's been making these allegations up against me.
11:22And I'll tell you for a while, you know.
11:23Right.
11:24Go on then.
11:25What, because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses?
11:26So this is about Lisa's taste in floristry?
11:27I know.
11:28I know, that sounds stupid and doesn't make any sense but it went something like this.
11:45This morning, I made breakfast.
11:47I've only went to...
11:49stupid and don't make any sense but it went something like this this morning i've made
11:53breakfast got flowers i'd arrange a lovely day out for us together okay to spend together with
11:58spa and shopping and favorite restaurant and then in walks the not so dead ex and
12:04she overhears all this and all of a sudden i'm in a police car and i end up here
12:08right i see well i mean let's drop this charade let me go these are serious allegations carla
12:15but she's made them all up i've seen the paperwork they're pretty detailed
12:20now would you say becky's a financial expert well i don't know do i she faked her own death she's
12:24probably capable of everything you got a minute yeah sure um do you want a tea or coffee or anything
12:36no i want to get out of here
12:51how was football camp what's it to you
12:54um as your dad said anything look jack i know things are difficult but i still really care
13:03about you hang on how come you're not at school are you skiving i saw hope earlier i think they've
13:10got like an inset day please leave me alone okay i don't care about you and i don't want to talk to
13:15you hey i know you're having a tough time but we both know that abby loves you and i'm not sure
13:29what you just said is helping either of you hey right about he asked me to pop in said he might have
13:36a job for us i'm afraid not but we'll be back soon oh i'm so sorry issues with the tram slight delay but
13:46inconvenient nonetheless oh ed said that you may have a job for him oh yes yes i'm thinking of starting a
13:53small a book exchange scheme here in the cafe and i wonder if you might construct me a a library box
14:01oh you know roy that was a lovely idea that yeah i think i'll manage that no problem if you could
14:06give me an idea as to the price well actually i think i've got something to do the job with a bit
14:10of upcycling well obviously i'll pay you for your labor do you know what roy see it is my contribution
14:16to an excellent community idea look kit i know we should probably be careful what we're saying here
14:25but i reckon costello could have helped becky set this whole thing up you know i don't trust either of
14:29them you can go what we're done what about the allegations i thought you made plans with lisa
14:36i want to know why one minute you're ready to give me the third degree and the next minute it's all
14:40disappeared and a puff of smoke carlet just go and have a nice time it was becky wasn't it
14:46i can't say i tell you what she should be the one locked up
14:51of course you understand you can't let alia down not if she's booked something
15:04look no worries maybe another time hey all right bye
15:08hey good news what i've cancelled poker night so we can do something i thought
15:16order pizza stick something superhero on telly i'm going out going out where just down the precinct with
15:25my mates oh you never said i thought you were playing poker you didn't cancel for me did you no of
15:32course not look you go have a good time what will you do well don't worry about me i'll see you later
15:42yeah okay see you later
15:46oh that is brilliant what's so funny this one you want to watch yourself young man
16:00eva's spoken for and her fella could lay you out with one punch have you been flirting with her no no
16:09we were just saying how important it is to be diplomatic when you work in hospitality
16:13like not staring at a guy with his head on his nose that's proper tickled me that
16:22you okay not really no well i've just got us drinks do you want to go sit down
16:31seriously are you trying to start a fight i'm not the one flirting with the punters i wasn't flirting
16:36it was just being my normal nice self trying to do my job did i miss them no
16:43why would i be flirting with it when i knew you walking through the door any second it's not that
16:51then what is it
16:54i saw jack in the cafe earlier he hates me so much no he doesn't i could see it in his eyes he's
17:02he's right you know i messed up his life his dad's life it wasn't just you
17:07we both did well yeah but i still feel bad about it
17:15why don't we do something this afternoon everything's on track at the hotel maybe
17:19i mean you can get back to having some fun again i'm not feeling it not after what happened with alpha
17:24yesterday afternoon hey you're a good mother abby i see it every day everyone knows it and deep down kev
17:33does too don't doubt yourself well thank you both very much no worries see you later bye it's a
17:43brilliant idea roy well done well i can't claim all the credit a friend of mine has seen a similar
17:50scheme in a cafe near to where she lives she what like like a lady friend who is she nobody you know
18:00i'll just go and store these till ed has finished the library box
18:08did he justify the question yep i think he did
18:14i've not finished that back in a sec i'll guard it with me life
18:18she's the one that actually killed a man oh tracy oh yeah hang on she killed a man yeah smacked him
18:24on the head with a blunt object who was it she killed a boyfriend of course maybe he deserved it
18:31are you serious so how come she's not in prison uh i don't actually know strange thing is
18:38i quite like her you would what's that supposed to mean
18:42oh ryan can i ask you a question how'd you go about starting a podcast you want to um you want to
18:52start a podcast yeah get this dog training people phone in with questions about the dogs separation
18:58anxiety barking pulling on the lead and i give them advice about how to make it better i could be
19:04sponsored by pet food you know what mate it's almost a good idea that
19:10uh orange and another pint please
19:16look i'm sorry if i was a bit chippy earlier oh don't be daft i've had worse
19:21hey she trying to nip my drink shut up tracy i'm gonna need a drink i'm not judging addiction
19:28is a terrible disease it's easy to fall off the wagon are you two friends honestly
19:34i never know oh she loves me really right do me a favor just keep your distance all right
19:40i like banter as much as you but not today well that's you told
19:48oh dear swain i thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere
19:53yeah i should be look we all know carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing and i don't believe
19:58you have enough evidence to want holding her so she's been released
20:01right so where is she then oh we thought she was with you she was pretty mad when she left
20:09threatening to sort out your ex which would be a shame as a complaint came from an ex-client of
20:14underworld eli merton apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment
20:20carla retaliated by spreading rumors about him and this is his way of getting back at her
20:25and does she know this i'm afraid not
20:32don't stir it i don't think that bear need my help i just don't want to miss it if they kick off
20:39his name was morgan jack russell half-blind 13 years old limping on three paws and still
20:45attacked every dog you saw dog on dog reactivity some dogs are just busted for a fight most often
20:51they're not being properly socialized you know you could be really good at this you know i know
20:56we've had a rough time lately but let's not forget how exciting it was before i should stop
21:02beating myself but problem is i'm dead good at it you deserve to be happy we both do
21:10i know what i said yesterday but i will never give up on alfie oh that's a shame
21:16you'd be so much better off without you what did you just say nothing
21:23why are you even listening to our conversation get a life wind your neck in tracy look i just think
21:30that your boyfriend is getting bored of you banging on about what a tragic life you've got when the
21:35truth is you brought it all on yourself don't let i wind you up no i'm fine you've got to feel sorry
21:41for kevin he is a really good dad quite frankly he's the best parent that lad's got hey since
21:49she's shacked up with a brother poor lad don't stand a chance albert
22:11you
22:20you
22:20bitch pipe down tracy are you just going to stand there catching flies no she was winding me up
22:26what are you telling me not my monkey not my circus abby out
22:31i'm gonna finish my pint i'll catch all you later and you tracy bad what have i done you heard her on
22:41your bikes typical leave it to the fella to sort it out she should be on a leash i think that was a
22:49clever continuation of a bitch remark thanks for clearing it up well that's half the punters cleared
22:57out in one fell swoop i may as well take me break what you're a joke do you know that you can get a
23:06job get a fella walk around as if you're almost normal but scratch the surface and you're still the
23:11same selfish druggie that
23:14so
23:25no of course not it was a made-up report
23:28sarah can i call you back okay love bye bye bye
23:33got your message yeah
23:36i know it was you i'm gonna need a bit more info than that this little made-up fraud charge you did
23:44you really think that's how you're gonna get lisa back to you by these childish games
23:48no idea what you're on about you are such a conniving
23:51get off me stop what i'm gonna get nicked you might as well be worth it oh do you want to hit me
23:56it was eli
24:00what costello just confirmed it
24:06eli yeah
24:07he couldn't have been
24:09i mean last time we spoke we were absolutely fine i'd give him 40 off and uh
24:17oh
24:17what
24:20i kind of had lunch with a
24:22old mate of his the other day and um
24:25and
24:27kind of slagged him off a bit
24:29a bit well a bit of a lot but not enough to make him go this mental i mean
24:33mystery solved then i'll leave you to it looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out
24:39i hardly touched it yeah just like you never slagged off eli
24:48what are you still doing here tracy
25:01did you get a kick watching someone fall apart
25:03if there's no on the telly yeah
25:11like you're blowing to me like
25:12you're blowing
25:13it's a black walk
25:14easy is it really yeah yeah
25:16face tells a different story
25:18right let's have a look do you know what not great but not bad
25:21you'll improve i'm talking about you like hey if you're serious about doing this half marathon
25:27this won't be a one-off oh right well i hope not i'll tell you what let me tell you a quick selfie
25:31because that way if i post about it i won't pull out all right
25:35look at that two handsome men hey there you go take another one work the angles gorgeous there
25:40you go champion none of this is any fun if you actually get upset yeah
25:50it's got some chuddy in it but other than that it's quite clean
25:54classy i think we left classy behind don't you when you lamp me in the pub
25:58well it's been one of them weeks i'm a good listener you're a terrible listener oh yeah i am
26:06aren't i who am i thinking of
26:10all right well let's see
26:13kevin hates me thinks i'm an unfit mother jack hates me and all so that's an extra little bonus
26:19i'm out of a job car clearly thinks i'm mad and i'm starting to believe i've absolutely no idea what i'm
26:24doing well i think you're gonna have to look on the bright side
26:32what bright side at least you're not fizz
26:35that's well tight or toya oh can you imagine being toya with a placards and a floral blouses and
26:43vegetarian options
26:45hey you're not like any of the boring wives around here at least you've got something about
26:51you well the abbey i used to be friends with did
27:00that is a beautiful bit of craftsmanship that is
27:04are you handy brian only in so much as um i live around the corner
27:09right you might have refused payment but you're getting a free lunch no arguments
27:14oh well no i'll put them in
27:18what do i get a free brew i mean it's a sliding scale how about if i alphabeticize them a biscuit
27:25oh fair dues right what do you fancy oh um i'll just have a tuna salad i'm trying to be good
27:32oh shall we throw caution into the wind and add a baked potato oh go on then go crazy so was this
27:38your idea then girls no not us a mysterious lady friend of roy's lady friend yeah we were all lady
27:48friend when roy mentioned it earlier roy mentioned about um writing to some lad in prison and his
27:55mother got in contact say how much she appreciated it might be her oh done great oh thank you it's
28:03very kind i'm surprised that you're giving your books away well hayley was a big fan of the who
28:09done it and i've read them all over the years when i've been unable to sleep i realize that since i
28:16know the identity of the perpetrators there's little point in holding on to them
28:21hmm makes sense i'm uh alphabeticizing and sorting according to the genre i suppose
28:31why didn't you mention this lady friend to me
28:41i'm here for the gossip me
28:45oh look look look look the back the back
28:49i thought you said eva had parted him she did it was very dramatic fingers crossed for the second
28:53round i can't believe we missed the first round do you know what it's like it's like a pound shot
28:58colleen rooney versus rebecca vardy are you sure this is a good idea do you think you're gonna get
29:05any sympathy at home with that gorilla carl and if i'm the poor sap whose shoulder you're gonna cry on
29:12i need a drink i asked you two to leave abby really needs to talk she's going through something
29:19right now all right tris you tell the world why don't you eva have you never heard of female
29:24solidarity i have got this thank you we're supposed to be charming the locals not slinging them out
29:30what would you like ladies oh thank you maggie you're a real breath of fresh air oh do you know
29:37i'm going on my break sorry about that she's not a people person i'll bring your drinks over great
29:46uh red wine and alaban orange thanks thanks go on well that was a bit of a let down wasn't it
29:55well we already had carla carted off by the police what more action do you need i need all i can get
30:00these days carl said it was made up report i don't know what's going on with her these days
30:05she hardly comes into work at all yeah and when she does she can't make a decision honestly you'd be
30:09glad you're in packing people think it's dead simple but there's seven different types of
30:12sticky tape for a start it's a minefield what if he does try and go through with it do you seriously
30:21think that social services are going to give custody of alfie to kevin from what i've heard he's
30:27turned number 13 into some sort of poker den what's alfie gonna do deal out the cards wearing a little
30:33visor yeah but with my past there could be a chance that the courts could side with it oh pull
30:39yourself together alfie isn't even kevin's kid trust me all of this is because he's hurting that's all
30:48i hope so if i lost alfie i really would have nothing left to live for
30:52what's all this about you doing a half marathon well it's just something me and james decided on our
31:03run today why you look very pally in this photo
31:09not as pally as you and pete were yesterday right so that's what this is about it's just a run todd
31:15a date weekend get over yourself i'm gonna go and get dressed
31:26hey it's all right thanks for coming yeah well the highlight of my day so far has been tracing
31:31abby's scrapping at the pub so i'm hoping you can beat that sorry i missed it couldn't my day get any
31:36worse using humor as a deflection noted you were more fun before you had therapy you know
31:42you all right yeah i need it uh just a coffee for me please and what's going on over there
31:49you've put jack carouac's on the road in the travel station it's about travel it's a novel
31:59based on his own travels with fictionalized characters i thought it'd keep him busy but
32:05it's already more trouble than it's worth hey if you two aren't going to play nicely i'll have to
32:11take your toys off you books are not toys i'm just trying to inject a bit of levity into the
32:15situation roy oh yeah right unnoted
32:23so i was convinced it was picking her and she's rubbing it right and lisa comes in
32:28sees me sees her and then who looks like the nutcase and where's lisa now well that's just it
32:34becky played the blind i mean she came over all reasonable and oh i just thought about uma
32:39thurman and kill build inside so she went off lisa folder well to be fair it wasn't becky who made
32:46the fraud report which kind of does make you look like the unreasonable one she will have had
32:52something to do with it i'm being gaslit ryan maybe what do you mean oh thanks for the support no
32:59right okay if it is this eli then maybe she's just taking advantage of it i mean she's definitely
33:04manipulating you either way thank you but okay after my acid attack i was convinced that when
33:10people were looking at me they were looking at me scars right then after a little bit
33:15i realized you know maybe they're not looking at me scars maybe that's just because that's what i was
33:19focused on maybe they're looking at me for another reason maybe they fancy me you can help
33:24i thought you were one of those boomer shopping spa day things just to change your plan what are you
33:32up to we could stretch for lunch if you want i was gonna go into town to get some new trainers the
33:37souls come away from this one but i am skint as per oh well played it's because i'm my favorite child
33:48wow and some of this lunch would have been cheaper thank you tell mama i'll see you later
33:54well do love you unbelievable what do you think it's doing to betsy's head eh all this
34:02especially with that mum in her ear all the time sounds to me like you're playing right into becky's
34:08hand it just makes me so mad ryan honestly it's just sniffing around lisa all the time with that
34:15smug stupid little face and her face is falling for it lisa loves you
34:19what do you think it's going to be a carla lisa's going to choose you every time and where is she then
34:33i've been looking for you everywhere
34:41you're transferring your phone you know you're a copper didn't want to make it too easy for you
34:52but looking at those photos from that holiday we had in istanbul
34:56becky this has got to stop what me loving you all of it
35:10all right
35:28housekeepers day off
35:32Have you come to kick off her boat, have we?
35:34No, actually. I've come to fight her corner.
35:38She's really upset.
35:39She burst into tears after you stormed off.
35:42Well, sit down.
35:44No, I won't, Tar.
35:48Listen, Kev.
35:50I've known you my whole life.
35:52And I know we're not exactly bezzy mates or out,
35:55but you're not a cruel person.
35:58She's told me you're threatening to take Alfie off her.
36:01Come on. I was just trying to shock her into coming to her senses,
36:05sorting herself out, gallivanting with Carl,
36:09ignoring calls from the nursery.
36:11What, and you thought threatening to take a kid away
36:13was the best way to go about it?
36:14Well, someone's got to get through to her.
36:16Probably not that way.
36:17Probably not.
36:19You've seen the state of this place.
36:20I can barely look after myself these days, let alone a toddler.
36:25I could have easily kicked off when Carla went for me.
36:28You've reported her.
36:29I know.
36:30Is she always like that?
36:31Firing potshots at random people, flying off the handle?
36:34I think when we're being stalked.
36:39You think that's what I'm doing?
36:41Stalking you?
36:42Well, whatever it is, it's got to stop.
36:47Wait, Becky.
36:49Becky!
36:49I'm sorry about what I said before.
37:07I think the half marathon's a really good idea.
37:09I'm sorry about what I said before.
37:11Even if I'd be training with a fit PT like James?
37:13They're all fit, aren't they?
37:14Won't get many clients if they weren't.
37:16Well, there's no need to get jealous.
37:17As the great walrus of love Barry White wrote.
37:21What?
37:22I love you just the way you are.
37:24It was, er, Billy Joel wrote it.
37:25Er, Barry White just covered it.
37:27You're all right, little Noah, all you, aren't you?
37:29Good job.
37:29I love every little lump and bug bug.
37:31You get off.
37:32I'm only messing about.
37:33Well, I'll tell you what, why don't you do this half marathon with me, eh?
37:38We don't want you getting a spare tyre.
37:39That's a hard no.
37:41It's my idea of hell.
37:42You wanted to go for a run this afternoon?
37:44Yeah, I'll go for a run.
37:45I just don't want to do it next to a bunch of people dressed as cartoon animals.
37:49Anyway, you don't want to go for a run with me now, do you?
37:51You've just been with James.
37:52Oh, no, no.
37:52I need the practice.
37:54Come on, put your running gear on, yeah?
37:56Let's just do a quick 5K.
37:58Hmm?
38:03You can't stay away from me today.
38:10I've, er, been to see Kevin.
38:12Eh?
38:12Er, what's she doing here?
38:14I'm doing Abby a favour.
38:16Well, that's a laugh.
38:17It wasn't long since you were blackmailing us both.
38:20He didn't mean it about Alfie.
38:22He only said that to try and shock you into taking better care of him.
38:25I am doing me best.
38:26Don't tell me that.
38:28Tell him.
38:29Anyway, he's dropped the whole idea.
38:30Not that he had any intention of going through with it in the first place.
38:35No need to thank me.
38:37Thank you?
38:37I could kiss you.
38:39Er, no, Tar.
38:41I know where you've been.
38:44Bye.
38:49This might be the kick up the backside that I needed.
38:53Where are you going now?
38:54I'm going to get Alfie.
38:55From now on, everything's going to be different.
38:58Me, you and him, we're going to be a proper little family.
39:01Mmm.
39:08Terrific.
39:11How about a couple of knock-knock jokes, eh?
39:13Listen, you're fine.
39:15I just feel a bit meh.
39:16Maybe a dirty limerick?
39:18Oh, that brings back memories.
39:20Eh?
39:20My Auntie Janine had a summer cottage there.
39:23Where?
39:24Limerick.
39:24What were you talking about?
39:29She managed to do in two seconds what I failed to do in half an hour.
39:32Maggie, there's no tonic.
39:34You know where they are?
39:35Blimey, look at the state of you.
39:42What if you come in for?
39:44A drink or a defibrillator?
39:46It's about 5K.
39:47Oh, come on, please.
39:48We've just done once around the red rack.
39:50It's a big rack.
39:51And so are you, but I don't go on about it.
39:53I need a lager.
39:55Too right.
39:56You've a look of John Mills and Ice Cold and Alex.
40:00I'll tell you what, will you make that too, please?
40:01And do you want to drink, girls?
40:03Oh, go on.
40:03I'll have a G&T.
40:04I'm feeling fancy.
40:05Oh, yeah.
40:06Same for me, thanks.
40:06Get a shift on those tannics, Eva.
40:08I don't like to keep my customers waiting.
40:12Excuse me.
40:16So, um, what is all this in aid of?
40:18Getting fit.
40:20Well, you wouldn't catch me in a gym.
40:22People have heart attacks in gyms.
40:24When have you been near a gym ever?
40:26Exactly.
40:27And I'm strong as an axe.
40:29I mean, it's being with him.
40:31I've just realised that I can't rely solely on my sparkling personality anymore.
40:34Oh, he's trying to talk me into signing up for a half-marathon, really.
40:38Well, I mean, talk is cheap.
40:40We're both entered.
40:42What?
40:43Yeah.
40:44You know, I signed up online and, er,
40:46the best thing is we're raising money for an M&D charity.
40:48Oh.
40:49And, see him.
40:50Oh, that is so wonderful.
40:52Oh, I could hug you, but I've just washed my hair.
40:55Well, you're always saying you want to do more for him
40:56after they were so brilliant with Paul.
40:58So, you know, two birds, one stun,
41:00and the best bit is now you can't get out of it.
41:02HE CHUCKLES
41:03HE CHUCKLES
41:04HE CHUCKLES
41:05HE CHUCKLES
41:06HE CHUCKLES
41:07HE CHUCKLES
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41:08HE CHUCKLES
41:08HE CHUCKLES
41:09Hey.
41:10Hey.
41:10I did text you.
41:11I was going to get cracking on with some dinner,
41:13but there's very little to work with.
41:15Which is why I picked something up.
41:17I thought we'd go healthy.
41:20Oh.
41:21Then I decided that was a terrible idea,
41:23so it was dirty burgers and posh wine.
41:25Hmm.
41:26Result.
41:27HE CHUCKLES
41:27HE CHUCKLES
41:28HE CHUCKLES
41:29HE CHUCKLES
41:29HE CHUCKLES
41:30HE CHUCKLES
41:31HE CHUCKLES
41:32HE CHUCKLES
41:32Look, I, er...
41:34I thought you'd be mad at me, you know,
41:36for going after her,
41:37but I just don't want to cause any more trouble for us, Carla.
41:39I know, I know you'd be mad at me
41:41because I went off at her, but...
41:43I don't know.
41:44I think that's what she wants,
41:47to wind me up and push my buttons.
41:50Yeah, well, I told her to leave us alone.
41:52Did you?
41:54Yeah.
41:54I'm really sorry I let it ruin today for us.
42:00No, you didn't.
42:03You didn't.
42:06Anyway, you've salvaged it with dirty burgers and wine.
42:11I just need to keep telling myself that this situation is not going to be forever.
42:16She's going to be gone soon.
42:17And I just need to keep a lid on this awful temper of mine.
42:21But I'm telling you, babe, it ain't easy.
42:24Come here.
42:41Sir's now demanding a bubble bath, so there might be some time.
42:45No worries.
42:54Yes, mate, it's Carl.
43:08Well, that's why I'm calling.
43:09Listen, I'm missing Deutschland.
43:13Yeah, things haven't really worked out here.
43:16So if you can keep an eye out for any little flats somewhere central.
43:22Are you serious?
43:24You still live in the same place?
43:27Mate, that would really help till I find somewhere.
43:31No.
43:32No, um...
43:32It would just be me.
43:35Flying solo.
43:38All right, cheers, mate.
43:39Walter.
43:44You still live in the same place.
43:46Bye.
43:46Bye.
43:48Bye.
43:50Bye.
43:53Bye.
43:54Bye.
43:55Bye.
43:55Bye.
43:56Bye.
43:57Bye.
43:57Bye.
43:58Bye.
43:58Bye.
44:00Bye.
44:01Bye.
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