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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 134 -
Monday, 17th November 2025
Monday, 17th November 2025
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01:00Sleep tight, Princess A.
01:30Well, the girls will soon pick up that you're giving me the silent treatment.
01:33Thank them all for talking, Tim. I'm just sick of getting my head bitten off.
01:38Well, I just don't see the pun in dragging it all up again.
01:40Nothing to see here, Sal. Just a bit of grooming. Move on.
01:44Sally, I wasn't groomed. OK, don't you think I'd know?
01:48Oh, Tim. They're clever.
01:52They have a way of normalising things that really aren't OK.
01:57So she was clever and I was stupid?
01:59No, she was manipulative. You were a 14-year-old boy full of hormones.
02:04Yeah, exactly. Young lads fantasise about that sort of stuff.
02:08Well, fantasies are harmless, but she abused you in real life
02:12and now you're back in contact with her again.
02:15Voicemail again?
02:17You pee?
02:19Maybe you're in the shower. I don't know.
02:21I hope you're not, Todd, because if you are, that's at least another 20 minutes.
02:25You are late for the late councillor Drake.
02:27Badly done, sir.
02:30Very formal.
02:31How many times do we have to tell him?
02:33Punctuality is the politeness of kings.
02:34Politeness of kings, I know.
02:36Yeah, a stuck record, are you?
02:37No, no, no. You're an old-school class act.
02:41Well, I'll take that.
02:43And a total stress head.
02:45Yeah, but it's 19 minutes past.
02:47Todd should be here buffing the wheel trims
02:49and fetching the order of service.
02:50I'm the backup CD player. I'm the extension.
02:53It's all right. Right, right, right, right.
02:54You're spinning out. Stop it.
02:57Never should have left him in the pub. Big mistake.
02:59OK, now, I will go to the printers.
03:01You just focus on the tech and the music.
03:05You'll do that?
03:07Yeah.
03:09You are a trooper. Thank you.
03:12It's a day of all days.
03:13To be fair, you know, he might have had an accident.
03:16Alcohol poison.
03:25All my worldly goods.
03:26Oh, I am so going to have a little nosy.
03:30Full disclosure, I've got a Donatello somewhere
03:32and it's an original box, so...
03:34Are we talking about one of them
03:35teenage mutant ninja turtle things?
03:37Hero and a half gal.
03:39Wow, that's sweet, but also a lot sad.
03:42Yeah, I just need to explain to Harry
03:44that Donatello must stay in the box at all times.
03:46Oh, my goodness.
03:47OK, well, I'm sure you'll learn how to play nicely.
03:49You know, I had a little breakthrough with Brody yesterday.
03:53Oh, that's good. How come?
03:55Well, I got him to see that he's been a bit too hard on Sally and Tim.
03:59Look at you, Daddy-o.
04:01Well, it's probably a one-off, but you've got to hear the wind, haven't you?
04:03Oh, absolutely, yeah. I'm going to have it all to come with Harry.
04:06Well, hopefully we've got it all to come, eh?
04:08I like the sound of that.
04:11Um, talking of which, um, Harry and Lily,
04:14they're going into town after school.
04:15Bethany's taking them, so we're going to have the place all to ourselves.
04:18Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
04:19Oh, we've got the place to ourselves now, haven't we?
04:22Wow, I can see how you made a detective.
04:24Mm.
04:26Mm-hm.
04:28Is Megan picking you up after, Skrind?
04:30I'll meet her down by the gym later.
04:31You've certainly a spring in your step.
04:34Thanks again, Nunn, for paying for my sessions.
04:36You're welcome, pet.
04:38There are no pockets in a shroud.
04:41Eh?
04:42It's what they used to bury people in, back in Maggie's day.
04:45Well, good to know.
04:49Laters.
04:50Bye.
04:53You spoil him, ma.
04:54Nana's prerogative.
04:57I've booked a couple of treatments in that salon opposite.
05:01Oh, nice.
05:02And I.
05:04Actually, I was hoping you'd come with.
05:07Am I intrigued?
05:09A girly day out, even if it is on our doorstep.
05:13Oh, well, thank you.
05:15That's really generous.
05:19Oh, dear.
05:20I think one blast on the buzzer would probably be enough.
05:23What time is it?
05:24Er, time you got yourself a new alarm clock.
05:27I didn't hear it.
05:29Quarter to nine.
05:30Yep.
05:31George is going to have a thrombo.
05:33Right, shirt, shower, no shower, shirt.
05:35Is he going mad?
05:37I set my alarm.
05:38It must not...
05:39I need to iron a shirt.
05:41Oh.
05:41Why didn't it go off?
05:42Look, just a post-mortem can wait.
05:45All right, you just give me the shirt.
05:46You go and get a one-minute shower, you reek of ale.
05:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:51Theo must have put the ironing pile in the machine.
05:54All four of my white shirts are in there.
05:56No.
05:57All right, just let me text him.
05:59Hang on.
06:00All right, be with you in ten.
06:03Panic over.
06:04In a blue shirt.
06:05With a dinner medal.
06:07For our biggest funeral ever.
06:09Panic very much on.
06:13Don't worry, Todd.
06:14It'll be fine.
06:15Might be nice.
06:16All right, just look to...
06:17Just get there as soon as you can, all right, love?
06:20See you, mate.
06:21Oh, dear.
06:24That looks healthy.
06:34Yeah, that's the idea.
06:35Up my protein.
06:38Yeah, I get that.
06:40Do you?
06:42Well, from your point of view, yeah.
06:45Right, so we're no further forward than you and me.
06:48I wish I could say the right thing to flick that switch in your brain.
06:52I think it's a bit more complicated than that.
06:54Well, it is and it isn't.
06:55The medical risks may be, but the big question is, is she worth it?
06:59And that one's easy.
07:01For you, and I love you for it, but I'm just not quite there yet.
07:06Well, that sounds promising.
07:09Can you hear the old cogs whirring?
07:12Well, the appointment's 22 hours away.
07:14We're on the clock.
07:15Yeah, I know.
07:18Right, I'm just nipping out.
07:19I need to get some kibble for David.
07:21Okay.
07:22Love you.
07:24Love you.
07:26See ya.
07:37Shouldn't you be at work?
07:38What are you doing?
07:38Oh, great.
07:39My white shirts are ready.
07:41White shi...
07:42Oh, tell me I didn't.
07:43I got confused.
07:44The shirts, the tin lid.
07:46I mean, I forgot to charge my phone.
07:48Slept through the alarm.
07:49Why didn't you wake me up?
07:51You are kidding.
07:52The last thing I said to you is you need to get up.
07:54You've got a big day, and you said I know.
07:56I've got no recollection of that.
07:58You're calling me a liar.
08:00No.
08:01Of course not.
08:01Tried and tried to get you to go to bed, but it weren't happening.
08:06I'm sorry.
08:06Look, look, I've put a bucket there, a pint of water, a couple of paracetamol.
08:10I really am sorry.
08:12All right, this is on me.
08:14You need to get a banana down you, eh?
08:16Bit of potassium.
08:17Do you want me to peel it for you?
08:18I think even I can manage that.
08:21Oh, George is going to have a field day.
08:25George knows you're his biggest ass here.
08:27All right?
08:27When you can be bothered to turn up, that is.
08:32Oh, dear.
08:33Look, have a good day, yeah?
08:34Hey, Roy.
08:42Just got your text.
08:43Is everything all right?
08:44Yes, yes, sir.
08:45I just wanted to give you this outfit.
08:49Oh.
08:52Oh, you're going to die.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Oh.
08:57I thought I could add some other bits for birthday is Christmas.
09:01Roy, you are the kindest, thank you.
09:04Can you stay for a coffee?
09:06Eh, best not.
09:07The nursery you've been on.
09:08He's running a temperature, so they want me to go and pick him up.
09:11And bangles my counselling session.
09:13Oh.
09:14Can't Carl take care of him?
09:16Oh, no, he's at work.
09:18Well, could he ask Debbie?
09:20She wouldn't be grudging the time.
09:22It's her nephew, after all.
09:24Yeah, but I don't think Carl would be too chuffed.
09:28But doesn't he understand that helping out for an hour or so
09:32is beneficial for a new family?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Yeah, you know what?
09:36And even if he doesn't, what's an hour in the great scheme of things?
09:40Oh, quite.
09:41Right, well, I'm going to go and rain on Carl's parade.
09:43Thank you for the pep talk.
09:44And thank you.
09:46See you later.
09:47Pleasure.
09:53You look smashing.
09:57You saved the day.
09:58You're always trying to pick up my part.
10:01Oh, here's Tom.
10:06Is that a blue shirt?
10:07Who's this old burgundy?
10:10A blue shirt.
10:13An hour and 57 minutes late.
10:15In a blue shirt.
10:16Yeah, all right.
10:17Well, look, he's here now, isn't he?
10:18Come on, you just focus on Councillor, er, what's his name?
10:21Drake.
10:22Councillor Drake.
10:23Hmm.
10:23Good of you to remember.
10:25I'm sure this widow will be very moved by your professionalism.
10:28Have you got any, um, backup CD for Jerusalem?
10:32You haven't left?
10:34Well, I'm just trying to help.
10:35Right?
10:35And St. Faith's has never got an extension cable.
10:37Everything's in hand.
10:39Thanks to Christina, dear.
10:41She stepped up while you were rotten in your pit.
10:44Ung over.
10:45Look, I know this isn't even going to touch the sides, but I am so, so sorry, George.
10:53You're not fit for purpose.
10:56I'm standing you down.
10:59Chrissie.
11:00Hop in.
11:02I'm not fit, George.
11:03We undertake to see people out of this world.
11:09We undertake to do a good, respectable job.
11:15Go on, love.
11:20Let's get going, then.
11:22Chop, chop.
11:22So, jojoba oil is really good for moisturising the skin and it can help reduce the appearance of wrinkles.
11:52Do you hear that, Eva?
11:53All is not lost.
11:55I'm treating her.
11:56Yes, you said.
11:58That's very generous.
11:59Well, she is very generous.
12:00I'll give her that.
12:01I saw the girl looking at her crow's feet.
12:04I said to myself, Maggie, I said, throw money at that.
12:07You are stunning.
12:08You are stunning.
12:09Oh, stop it.
12:10Anyway, it's lovely having a mother-in-law and a daughter-in-law in the salon.
12:15Oh, they're not married.
12:17Oh, yes.
12:18Well, you know what I mean.
12:19OK, well, next we're going to do a nice relaxing hand massage, geranium oil and arnica.
12:25You better slather that on both of us.
12:28Hands and necks, they're the giveaways.
12:30And you never know when some handsome toy boy might sweep me off my feet and set me gently into my stairlift.
12:41Right, you can order what you want as long as it's not more than three quid each.
12:44Well, I was thinking 275, actually.
12:46I'll tell you what, I'll split you the difference.
12:48Three quid.
12:49Why don't you treat yourself and have a breadstick?
12:51Ah, hilarious.
12:52See?
12:53I'm not mad with each other any more.
12:55Oh, no, you don't have to worry about us.
12:57No.
12:58Worrying's our job.
12:59We worry about you three.
13:00Oh, I think I'm going to be sick.
13:01Well, it is Chief Broder's job to be a bit sulk, ain't it?
13:04He does it so well.
13:05That's annual, yeah, that's done, yeah.
13:19Look at you two being all professional.
13:21That's us.
13:22Well, me, anyway.
13:24He thinks he's funny.
13:25He knows it, for a fact.
13:27Noted.
13:28In other news, poor old Alfie's not well, so one of you needs to pick him up from nursery.
13:33And here's a clue.
13:35It's not you.
13:37Don't look at me.
13:38I'm working.
13:39Well, I've got that thing that I can't get out of.
13:42Oh, that therapy thing.
13:44All right, gob.
13:45Hey.
13:46No judgment here.
13:48Plus, I'm not even listening.
13:52Sorry, I didn't realise it was a state secret.
13:54Well, such a heartfelt apology.
13:56Can I have someone else pick him up?
13:57No.
13:58You've drawn the short straw.
14:01Okay.
14:03And I've told the nursery you're on your way, so...
14:13You'll get a crick neck.
14:15Yeah, well, I thought I saw somebody I know.
14:18Liar.
14:21Oh, got an eyelash.
14:23Oh, let me see.
14:24Oh, no, it's fine.
14:26Will you stop it?
14:27Seventeen, eighteen tops?
14:30It's none of our business, is it?
14:34How's your coat?
14:35Floats your night away in all right?
14:36Shit.
14:37Wicked.
14:39Right.
14:40Back in a sec.
14:41Where are you going?
14:42To stick my head above the parapet, cos somebody has to.
14:45Please don't.
14:46Don't what?
14:47Rock the boat?
14:48Do the right thing?
14:49Go stick in your size nines in other people's business.
14:53What's she doing?
14:54What?
14:55Oh, nothing.
14:56Enjoy any lunch?
14:57Enjoy any cat.
14:59Come here.
15:00Rory is my nephew, actually.
15:03Not that it's any of your business.
15:06Hello, Rory.
15:07Look, I'm really sorry to interrupt your lunch.
15:10It's just I'm a bit worried about you.
15:12I'm fine.
15:14Well, is she your auntie?
15:16Cos she can tell me the truth.
15:17Yes.
15:19Stop giving her a hard time.
15:22Who's she?
15:24She is absolutely nobody.
15:27Come on, let's go.
15:28I'm...
15:29Oh, what? You're embarrassed?
15:31I think there are far worse things in life than embarrassment, don't you?
15:37I'll play on the way out. You go wait in the car.
15:49I don't know what I was thinking. I thought I was doing you a favour.
15:52It's okay. I shouldn't have got wrecked.
15:54Well, that was my fault and all.
15:56I still play the blame game.
16:00I thought these, um, these bells and whistles funerals went on and on.
16:04Yeah, they do.
16:06George stood me down.
16:08You what?
16:09What, he didn't let you go?
16:11Don't blame him.
16:13But you're a partner.
16:15Junior partner.
16:16But you're still a partner. You're not a work experience.
16:19You are brilliant at what you do.
16:22Yeah. I mean, I am pretty good.
16:25Well, normally.
16:27That just stood me down.
16:29You listen to yourself.
16:31So what? You turned up a bit late.
16:33I mean, you came in good faith.
16:35Looking the best you could.
16:37I mean, George should be judging this on aggregate.
16:39You know, credit in the bank of goodwill.
16:42I love that you've got me back.
16:44Yeah, look, you need to stick up for yourself.
16:47Yeah.
16:49Look, he knows this is out of character, right?
16:51Well, yeah, I mean, very much so.
16:53Unheard of.
16:54Well, you deserve better.
16:56You do.
16:58Don't just roll over and die, Todd.
17:01Right.
17:02See you later.
17:07I'm afraid we've no sausage rolls left.
17:10Oh, you're happy with soup, aren't you, Alfie lad?
17:13You know?
17:14Yeah.
17:15Went to the same child school as his mum.
17:21Hey, Alfie.
17:23What've you been up to?
17:25Me?
17:26Alfie?
17:27Alfie, if you're not going to finish that, we're going, OK?
17:32Alfie, I've got to get to work.
17:33Will you grab your bag, please?
17:34No.
17:37Chariot Square.
17:38For some reason, they think I can be in two places at once.
17:41Child care can be a juggling act.
17:44Kev, would you mind him for a couple of hours, please?
17:48Yeah.
17:49Not for you, though.
17:51Noted.
17:52Hey, you want to hang out, Alfie?
17:54Oh, you'd better check with Abby first.
17:55I make my own decisions, thank you very much.
17:58See you later, mate.
17:59All right.
18:01Hey.
18:03You enjoying that, Alfie?
18:05Oh, girls are just touching up the lip balm.
18:07You mean, playing with hand drives?
18:08Oh, yeah.
18:09My two used to do that as well.
18:12Were you dead stripped?
18:14Oh, really?
18:15I mean, I was all over the shop, but it's harder now, you know, with mobile phones and social media and cyber bullying and all that.
18:23Yeah, I suppose.
18:26Ooh.
18:27The silent treatment.
18:29Tim's go-to defence mechanism.
18:32Don't be dragging Brody into it, love.
18:35You're the one making a scene, Tim.
18:37All right, you two. Be nice or I'll be straight to bed.
18:39Is that your ex, mate?
18:44You can't help it, can you?
18:46I'm just joking.
18:47Well, don't.
18:49Learn some respect.
18:51It's all right, Brody. Honestly, it doesn't mean it.
18:56Don't speak for me.
18:58Erm, well...
19:01Cheers for them, Sally.
19:07Well, I am done for, Doris.
19:11I'll get you some black patent loafers.
19:13A nice cushioned insole.
19:15You wait till I'm 90, thank you.
19:18Oh.
19:22How was it?
19:26Respectful.
19:28It went very well for you.
19:30No thanks to me, eh?
19:35Couldn't have done it without you, Chrissie.
19:37Ah, you know what?
19:38A nice three-course meal and a posh red is all the thanks I require.
19:42Least I can do.
19:45Councillor Drake got the send-off he deserves.
19:48We pulled it out of the fire, kiddo.
19:50Thee and me.
19:52I've said that I'm sorry.
19:55Yeah, well, talk's cheap, innit?
19:58Yeah.
20:00Cancer collection.
20:02Stick it in the safe, will you?
20:07Was the mayor there, then?
20:09In all the regalia?
20:10Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:11Full chain and ermine and the gazette photographer was there and the journalist from the Evening Times was there and...
20:22Not even listening to you.
20:24I am.
20:27No point in feigning interest now, Todd.
20:29Where were you at half past seven this morning?
20:32Day late and a dollar short.
20:34Dinner medals down your shirt.
20:36Your blue shirt.
20:37Oh, bring back the death penalty.
20:38Oh, that's the ticket, Mr. Facetious.
20:41When you're in the wrong, go for backchat.
20:44I... I overslept.
20:46I'm sorry.
20:47Very sorry.
20:48You got hammered the night before a very important funeral.
20:51Shuttleworths was in the spotlight.
20:54If it hadn't been for Christina here, Shuttleworths would have been found wanting.
20:57Oh, you love to pontificate, don't you?
20:59Well, I've got plenty of ammo, haven't I?
21:01I mean, your antics this morning.
21:02That was just the tip of the iceberg.
21:04Oh, really?
21:06Detail is everything in this game.
21:09Since your love life picked up, your pride in your work, well, that's fallen off a cliff, hasn't it?
21:13That is rubbish.
21:15I tried to give you a steer.
21:17It's a big day, Todd.
21:18Don't get bladdered, Todd.
21:20I need your ship shape and Bristol fashion, Todd.
21:23Oh, no, I won't, George. Honest, George.
21:24This is my last one, George. I promise you, George.
21:28You play me for a fool.
21:30You've taken advantage of the ties that bind.
21:32Well, that used to bind.
21:34Right, love, come on now.
21:36Come on, you made your point.
21:38Look, fundamentally, you two are pals, aren't you?
21:42Pals?
21:43He talks to me like I'm a six-year-old.
21:45I speak as a find.
21:46Oh, wordplay. So clever.
21:48You let me down!
21:49Bore off.
21:51Bore off?
21:52Bore off? Have you heard this?
21:53She's six inches away from you.
21:55Be a bit worrying if she didn't.
21:56Oh, I can... Captain...
21:58Captain Facetious.
21:59Yeah, yeah, very good.
22:00You want to tell this stand-up?
22:01You need some new material.
22:03Get out.
22:05Go on, get out of me sight!
22:06Do you not think you ought to go after him?
22:07After that mouthful?
22:08Well, you gave him some back.
22:09Hmm.
22:10I'd have given him the old flaming lot had he stayed any longer.
22:11All right, well...
22:12Maybe it's best to let him cool off, but come on, when he comes back to apologise, try to be nice.
22:14Nice?
22:15I'm washing my hands of him.
22:16Oh, come on!
22:17Oh, come on!
22:18You don't mean that!
22:19He was just a...
22:20Just a row while he was hung over.
22:21Don't...
22:22Don't...
22:23Do you not think you ought to go after him?
22:28After that mouthful?
22:29Well, you gave him some back.
22:31Hmm.
22:32I'd have given him the old flaming lot had he stayed any longer.
22:35All right, well...
22:36Maybe it's best to let him cool off, but come on, when he comes back to apologise, try to be nice.
22:41Nice?
22:42I'm washing my hands of him.
22:43Oh, come on!
22:44You don't mean that!
22:46He was just a...
22:48Just a row while he was hung over.
22:49Don't blow it out of all proportion.
22:52I told him time and time again how important that service was, and he...
22:55He just went out of his way to mess things up.
22:57He's always been self-centred.
22:58Oh, come on, aren't we all?
23:01Is it really worth losing him over, eh?
23:04I'm not the one who's in the wrong here, Chrissie.
23:06I'm not saying you are.
23:07I'm just saying...
23:08Be the bigger person.
23:13Oh, dear me.
23:15Well, if I can't get you to reconsider, can I at least get you to buy me that drink you promised me?
23:19Agro's kick-started a bit of a headache.
23:22Shouldn't you take some tablets?
23:23Not unless it tastes like the mole, bet you'd promise me. No, I can't.
23:27Come on.
23:29Shanice, I don't think you should have your elbows on the table, love.
23:32Yeah.
23:33I think it's a bit late for table manners, aren't you?
23:35I'm not the one who made Brodie leave.
23:37You're the one that stormed over to Trisha making her right fuss, pounding the odds.
23:41No, it feels like a normal dinner. Mum and Dad always fight.
23:44Hey, look, we're not fighting. It's...
23:47Why don't we choose a pudding, eh?
23:49Oh, is that a bad idea after the dentist?
23:51No, it should be mandatory.
23:53I don't think we'll serve humble pie.
23:54Oh, Tim, will you just stop it?
23:58Did I ask you a question?
23:59Yeah, go for it.
24:01How come you and your mum have got different accents?
24:04Or is it I'm too drunk when I'm in here?
24:07That, David, is a long story.
24:08But the short one is she moved up to Belfast from Galway when she married my dad.
24:13Ah, so no smooth accent for you then.
24:17Name's smooth enough as it is, mate.
24:18Oi.
24:23I thought you were going shop.
24:25Well, yeah, I did.
24:27But I was having a walk and I needed a refreshment.
24:31That better be non-alcoholic.
24:33Full fat, why?
24:35What is the point of us going all healthy if you're in here necking beers?
24:39It's uno bottle singular.
24:42It's full of sugar.
24:43Yeah, and it's glorious.
24:45I can cut them off if you like.
24:46Yes, please.
24:48No.
24:49Can I at least enjoy this one then?
24:51No.
24:52I've got a butternut squash salad waiting at home.
24:54Well, it's not like it's getting cold.
24:56It was lovingly prepared.
24:57Do you know, I think it's brilliant what you're doing.
25:00Eating healthy during pregnancy.
25:01If that was Eva, I'd support her 100%.
25:04Thank you, Ben.
25:06It's a private conversation.
25:07In a public place.
25:09Here, be careful flashing those scan photos around.
25:11You'll be giving Eva ideas.
25:12She'll be wanting all the details.
25:13Right.
25:15You can finish that.
25:16But that's the last.
25:17Right.
25:20Hello, Ben.
25:21You all right?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Hello.
25:24Oh, Audrey.
25:25I'll see you at home.
25:26All right.
25:27I want you to plant yourself in that booth and the wine will be flowing shortly.
25:31Oh, thank you so much.
25:32If only all my customers offered me a drink on the house, eh?
25:38The Glam Squad returns.
25:39How was it?
25:40Yeah.
25:41It was really lovely.
25:42I feel pampered and relaxed.
25:44But I have to say, the best part was spending some time with you, Eva.
25:49Oh.
25:50Really?
25:51I mean it.
25:52We're all so busy day to day to take some time out to have a few moments to relax together.
25:58It's just what the doctor ordered.
26:00Oh, thank you.
26:01I had a lovely time too.
26:03And look at her face now, Ben.
26:06Isn't it glowing?
26:09Ben, I am going to sit with my new friend and you will deliver a bottle of wine.
26:13A very special one.
26:15This particular bottle has no bottom.
26:19I'm sure we can do that.
26:22All right.
26:23Spill the beans.
26:24How was it really?
26:25No, I wasn't like it.
26:26I honestly had a really lovely time.
26:28I mean, clearly she's had a bang to the head.
26:31But fingers crossed it'll last.
26:32Or maybe you've ground her down.
26:34My money was on the other way around.
26:37Hmm.
26:38We'll see.
26:39But I do think that bonding over Will's been really good for us.
26:42Right.
26:43Go, you light some candles, jump in the bath and I'll look after the kids.
26:46Amazing.
26:47Erm, are you going to be all right with them two?
26:49You've tamed her.
26:50I'll be fine.
26:55Oh, I can see why you're selling it.
26:56You are.
26:57Well, it don't scream sexy, does it?
26:59I'd always, I don't know, pictured you more in a soft top four by four.
27:03You know, like the one at the end of Back to the Future.
27:05Yeah, whatever.
27:07What's going to you?
27:08I was only pulling your leg.
27:09Haven't you got some brother to be sleeping with?
27:12Excuse me?
27:13Had enough banter for you?
27:15Have we got a problem here?
27:16Well, if you keep your thoughts to yourself now.
27:19Good luck selling that.
27:20I hope you get rinsed for it.
27:39Listen, I know you like this show, but I'm out.
27:41I can't watch a riot with four people.
27:43It's not enough.
27:44With what?
27:45Well, it takes 12 people to legally riot.
27:47It's not factually correct.
27:49Well, you're not a plat,
27:50cos it only takes a couple of us to kick off.
27:52Well, does it?
27:53You know, I've reached for my riot girl
27:55and more and more and more.
27:56I bet you have.
27:58Oh, you wait till Christmas Day.
28:00Do a good impression of civil war.
28:03Is Kit in?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Oh, sound.
28:07Been OK?
28:08Well, it is now.
28:09Dipped from some meal with Sally and Tim.
28:11Tim was being well, Mardy,
28:13and I've left the girls learning which thought does what, you know.
28:16Can I get your drink?
28:19Oh, a brew would be nice.
28:21And I don't suppose you have any food, do you?
28:24I think I've got some oven chips in the freezer.
28:27Oh!
28:28Well, I can egg on that one with your mates for life.
28:31Oh, Sarah, do you have any footy channels?
28:33I'm gagging to see the highlights.
28:35What?
28:40Oh, by the way, I've done your shirts,
28:42but I've not ironed them because I know your specific weight.
28:44Thanks.
28:48Something's happened, hasn't it?
28:52Me and George have had a row.
28:55A small one?
28:57Pretty sizeable.
28:59How did you leave it?
29:00I mean, should you go and see him, or...?
29:05Until we both calm down.
29:08Well...
29:10Why don't we go for a run, so you can clear your head?
29:13A run?
29:15I was thinking more of a box set,
29:16and don't worry, I won't do the whole crisps thing.
29:18No, no, no, no, no.
29:19It's the worst thing you can do.
29:21You sit and fester.
29:22Look, come on.
29:23Let's get changed,
29:24and let's clear out that negative energy, eh?
29:26Hopefully we'll see you in the salon again soon.
29:35Oh, I don't mean that'll happen.
29:38The together bit.
29:39You'll see me, regular as clockwork,
29:41but I won't pay for her again.
29:44Really?
29:45It seems like you get on dead well.
29:47Keep your friends close,
29:49and your son's latest mistake firmly where you can see her.
29:53What Ben sees in her?
29:56I'll never know.
29:57I stopped saying that to our gal after the third wedding.
30:03God loves a trier.
30:06Right, I'm off.
30:07Anti-duties.
30:08See you later.
30:09Bye.
30:10Isn't she beautiful?
30:12She got all your good genes, Audrey.
30:15Oh.
30:18Um...
30:20People don't normally ask me that.
30:22What would I do if I wasn't an undertaker?
30:25Well, it'd have to be something to do with people,
30:28because I'm a people person.
30:30Says the fella who works with the dead.
30:37You need to sort it out with Todd.
30:39Can we just forget about that?
30:40When you were with Eileen,
30:42did you used to fake your feelings for him?
30:45No.
30:46Of course not.
30:47No.
30:48So I'm sure that he started to feel like a son.
30:52And you don't walk away from your family.
30:57There's your mummy, look.
30:58Hey, Spud.
31:01Well, he seems brighter.
31:03Yeah, it's amazing what a chocolate milkshake can do,
31:05and being with a responsible adult.
31:08What do you mean by that?
31:10Oh, next time you palm him off,
31:13do us all a favour, eh?
31:14And, er, don't let it be calm.
31:16I didn't palm him off.
31:18He must have had something better to do, I expect.
31:21He didn't say what.
31:23He asked you to take him?
31:24Wasn't much of a ask, more of, I'm off.
31:28I don't care what you two get up to in your spare time,
31:31but Alfie's got to be a priority.
31:33He is, Kevin.
31:34I had no part in this.
31:35I needed to be somewhere,
31:36and I trusted Carl to look after him.
31:37Yeah, well, that's your problem.
31:39Trusting him with anything.
31:41So, er...
31:43How's he been?
31:44Fine.
31:45I had Carl Paul ready,
31:46but whatever it was,
31:47he seems to have got over it.
31:50I had therapy.
31:51I wasn't just abandoning him.
31:52Well, like I say,
31:53I don't care about anything.
31:55Just him.
31:56And you think I don't?
31:57Right.
31:58Bye, Alfie.
31:59Yeah.
32:00You have a good day.
32:09The person you're calling is unable to take your phone.
32:11Please leave your message onto the phone.
32:13You abandon me son.
32:14The least you can do is pick the phone up.
32:18Hey, darling.
32:19Shall we go home?
32:20Come on in.
32:21Let's see.
32:22Good.
32:23Look.
32:24Get this down here.
32:25Help speed up your metabolism.
32:26Is this really necessary?
32:27Yeah.
32:28Look, don't be that guy bails at the first sign of hard work.
32:30I just don't think running's my thing.
32:31Hmm.
32:32Of course it is.
32:33Can't really defend your levels of fitness if you're bailing after 5K.
32:34Look.
32:35I was so happy to finally think I'd found a winner.
32:36I can't even do it.
32:37If he had a good time, don't be that good.
32:38If he didn't cheat, you can't.
32:39I can't even get a good time.
32:40If he didn't get a good time, you want to be that good?
32:41Yeah.
32:42I'm sorry.
32:43Can't say...
32:44That's it.
32:45Good.
32:47Look...
32:48Get this down here.
32:49That will speed up your metabolism.
32:50It's really necessary.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Look, don't be that guy at Bail's at the first sign of hard work.
32:54I just don't think running's my thing.
32:55Of course it is.
32:57Can't really defend your levels of fitness if you're bailing after 5K.
33:00Look, I was so happy to finally think I'd found a boyfriend
33:04who wanted to, you know, grow and get better.
33:07I thought it might have been your exes holding you back,
33:10but turns out you might just be lazy.
33:11Look, can we not just drop it, all right?
33:13I can't cope with a deep analysis of my failings, all right?
33:16Not today.
33:17Well, that's your problem.
33:18You need to flip your mindset, take back control,
33:20otherwise you get into a negative spiral.
33:22I don't think that's fair.
33:23Oh, come on, Tom, be honest with yourself.
33:25I see it all the time.
33:27The slightest thing sets you down off the edge, and down you go.
33:30Look, I love you, but it's exhausting to watch.
33:33Look, we don't have to talk about it if you don't want, it's fine.
33:35If you don't want to, all right?
33:36I'll go for a shower.
33:49Hiya, thanks for picking up.
33:51Yeah, I, um, think we need to talk.
33:55Look, I'm sorry for what I did.
33:58I just...
33:59Well, I wasn't expecting to see her.
34:01I couldn't help it.
34:02I just don't like the way she's popping up in our lives all the time.
34:06I just want to forget about it, love.
34:08Tim, you do need to talk about it.
34:11Otherwise, you're just going to take it out on the wrong people.
34:14Like Brody, he wasn't to know.
34:16And you were just as shocked as I was to see her, especially with a young boy.
34:21We need more milk.
34:26Tim, don't leave mid-conversation.
34:28This isn't a conversation, love.
34:30Do you need anything?
34:31Oh, you're home early, aren't you?
34:42Can you keep your voice down, Alfie's having a nap?
34:44And I'd rather an explanation as to what exactly you think you're playing at.
34:48I asked you to watch him.
34:49Oh, yeah, how is he?
34:51How is he?
34:51You should know you were meant to be here.
34:55Me or Kev, what does it matter?
34:57It matters because I asked you, and it's not often I do.
35:01Why are you getting upset?
35:03It's hard enough as it is leaving him.
35:06And then Kev used it as yet another thing to have a go at me about.
35:09It's not my fault.
35:10Shall we try this again and you sound like you actually care?
35:16You let me down.
35:18Alfie isn't just something you can pass off.
35:20I didn't.
35:22Abby, everything's manic at the hotel right now.
35:24So I'm trying to keep on top of it for Debbie.
35:26I bumped into Kevin.
35:27He practically bit me hand off trying to spend some time with him.
35:29So you did ask him to do it?
35:31Yeah, I did.
35:32But I could see that he was hoping I would.
35:35Abby, he's me brother.
35:36I do have some compassion.
35:38And it meant that I could cover for Debbie, you could do your therapy,
35:42and Kevin got to spend some time with Alfie.
35:45Everyone was meant to be happy.
35:47I thought you were shirking.
35:48Why would I do that when I've looked after him before?
35:54Or could it be that my dear brother Kevin's trying to stir the pot a bit?
35:59Hmm?
35:59Come on.
36:03How is he?
36:05Yeah, he's...
36:07He seems all right.
36:08I think he's probably just a false alarm.
36:10Oh, I'm sorry.
36:15I'm so sorry.
36:17I love you.
36:25You looking for me?
36:27Oh, hi.
36:29Er, no.
36:30No, but...
36:31It was your wife.
36:33Really.
36:33A mouthful she gave me.
36:36I just...
36:37And I didn't know what to say to my nephew.
36:39I just...
36:39So you thought you'd come and kick off?
36:42She can't go round implying things like that.
36:46It...
36:46It's not right.
36:48And it could get me into a lot of trouble.
36:50Well, what she says is up to her, isn't it?
36:52Not when she's implying that I did something wrong,
36:55because I didn't.
36:56I did...
36:57I didn't do anything bad to you, did I?
37:03Well, she said it now.
37:04I doubt she'll say it again.
37:06Right.
37:07Well...
37:08Well, good.
37:10And...
37:11I know she is bound to think the worst of me, but...
37:15We know what it was.
37:20Yeah, well...
37:21I'm not giving it much thought, to be honest.
37:24Well, then.
37:25And...
37:27Look, I...
37:28I'm glad to see everything's turned out so well for you.
37:32Genuinely, I am so.
37:35You, um...
37:37Take care of yourself.
37:39All right?
37:44Oh, God.
37:44Oh, God.
37:52Hey.
37:52You still want to curl up and watch a box, sir?
37:55I honestly don't mind.
37:57I know I was hard on you before.
37:59Can we just leave it for today?
38:00No, Todd.
38:01You need to break these cycles.
38:03A cycle?
38:05I had an argument.
38:07I'm allowed to be angry.
38:09Just let me get over it.
38:10Yeah, but you don't, though.
38:11And then I'm the one who has to deal with it.
38:13Your mood pulls mine down.
38:15What do you want from me?
38:18You clearly haven't understood a word I've just said, have you?
38:20I'm the issue, apparently.
38:22My mood is bleeding onto you.
38:24This isn't about me.
38:26Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe you don't want my advice,
38:29and maybe I'm supposed to just let you wallow.
38:32I don't know, but you can't tell me that this is healthy behaviour.
38:34It's me.
38:39Can I come up?
38:41You've got to get rid of him.
38:42I can't deal with him.
38:43Not now.
38:44You're going to have to, because I'm the one who called him.
38:47If you won't take control of your behaviour,
38:50I guess I have to.
38:56Mmm.
38:58What's this?
39:01Lion's mane.
39:02What's that when it's at home?
39:04It's a mushroom powder.
39:06It's for mental clarity.
39:08And that one's just for you.
39:11Mushrooms?
39:12I'm not going to be wearing tie-dye T-shirts, am I?
39:16Singing Kumbaya with me guitar around campfire.
39:18It's not that kind of mushroom.
39:20No, you have one pill in your tea every day.
39:22Oh.
39:2340 quid!
39:25Well, yeah, it's going to last us a whole month.
39:28I bet.
39:30No wonder you want me to give up the booze.
39:31I can't bloomin' afford it.
39:33I'm in the wrong game, aren't I?
39:34I mean, dogs should be up red wreck foraging.
39:3835 quid we charge.
39:40Weatherfield, Maine.
39:42Well, good health costs money.
39:44Yeah, I bet.
39:46Still, don't need to set up a crowdfunding campaign, do we?
39:49Oh, speaking of which, talking to folk, giving and all what, I did have a bit of a thought.
39:59Don't you think now is a good time to start telling people what's been going on?
40:03No, David.
40:04Just hear me out.
40:07I don't mean, like, broadcast it.
40:09I just meant to those that are closest, you know?
40:12I just don't want to be treated any differently.
40:15And I get that, but I'm saying maybe we need to be.
40:18I mean, if we don't tell people what's been going on, how else are they going to know to offer a bit of help and support?
40:26That's all.
40:28So just think about it, okay?
40:30I'll, er, leave you two to chat.
40:42I'm glad Theo called me to come round.
40:45That makes one of us.
40:46I, er, walked past a few times, but I didn't pluck up the courage to ring.
41:04I don't like what was said or how it ended.
41:10I want you to know that I'm sorry.
41:16You were right.
41:21I messed up.
41:23But the benefit of the doubt might have been nice.
41:26It's not like I drop the ball very often.
41:28I know.
41:31And it got me thinking.
41:34Well, I say that.
41:36Christina got me thinking.
41:41The first thing I should have done was ask if you were okay.
41:44You've got a new mental health policy at work that I don't know about.
41:48No.
41:51But she's right.
41:54You know, with your mum gone,
41:56I should have asked first and shouted later.
42:02If at all.
42:06So is there?
42:09Anything else I should know about?
42:11No.
42:14Everything's fine.
42:24You sure?
42:27Because you really don't seem yourself.
42:31You'd know, would you?
42:33Five minutes you've been here, you're trying to be my father figure.
42:36I just need some peace.
42:42Where's this coming from?
42:45This isn't you.
42:47Who do you want me to be then?
42:49Eh?
42:50Tell me.
42:51What am I supposed to be saying or doing or thinking?
42:54Tell me.
42:55Because I don't know what you expect from one minute to the next.
42:58Your constant judgment.
43:00I am always failing, no matter how hard I try to reach your impossible standards.
43:07All right?
43:07I am human.
43:08I have got limits.
43:09I am not a bad person.
43:14I'm not.
43:16Todd.
43:17Get out.
43:20Come on, mate.
43:21I don't want your job.
43:22I don't want your pity.
43:23All right?
43:23I quit.
43:24Get out.
43:24Get out.
43:25Get out, George.
43:26Go.
43:27Go.
43:27Go.
43:28You self-centered, pathetic little man.
43:58Go.
43:59Go.
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