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00:00Fancy a tea?
00:07Always.
00:08Would you make me one while you're at it?
00:10I'm reading.
00:16What's this one about, then?
00:18Arthur, I haven't marked me place.
00:21Well, she probably dies in the end, anyway.
00:22They all die in the end, you were books.
00:24They do not.
00:28I'm reading.
00:29Not any more.
00:35One, two, three.
00:40Yes!
00:41Best of three.
00:42Since when?
00:43I demand a recount.
00:45Ref, VHS!
00:48Give me VAR, you daft cow.
00:50Come on, fair and square.
00:53I'll get telly on.
00:54You all right?
00:56I won too enthusiastically.
00:58I twinged it.
01:00Old man.
01:02Oi!
01:03My old man.
01:08For your information, the book's about a woman
01:11who finds herself living a life
01:14that everybody says she should want.
01:17Instead, she...
01:18It's a comedy.
01:27I had a few in my head.
01:48Yeah.
01:49But that's still, that's impressive, yeah.
01:50No, I was still on Pac-Man.
01:53Yeah, I was still on Pac-Man.
01:53Yeah, I was still on Pac-Man.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Okay, Carol and I, see if you can catch up here.
01:59There they are.
02:03What channel is it?
02:11You found it every week for the last billion years.
02:14I'm sure you can find it again.
02:16Don't be a bitter loser.
02:17All right, give me the remote.
02:19It's a new girl, moved into number 12.
02:22Well, woman.
02:24God, it's ages since anybody's moved into this street.
02:28She's got a little one.
02:30I didn't notice her husband,
02:31but he could have been one of the lads shifting stuff.
02:34Oh, God, we ought to go over and introduce ourselves.
02:40Introduce them to the neighbourhood.
02:43Yeah.
02:43Oh, because it could be our first place.
02:47It's comforting knowing that your neighbours are,
02:50you know, that they're cronies
02:51and that they're not going to have mad parties
02:53all in the middle of the night.
02:55Or that they've got a weird dog.
02:57Found it.
02:58This is the garbage.
02:59Right, what are you going to buy?
03:02Well, I don't know.
03:02Whatever I said last week.
03:05Last week you said whatever I said last week.
03:07Well, maybe 10,000 weeks ago.
03:09I said something very wise.
03:11Doesn't sound like you.
03:13Well, I'll be trading you in for Carol Vorderman, obviously.
03:17Well, maybe I'll just off you and take the money.
03:22Probably owe half of it to the tax man anyway.
03:26Maybe I'll just leave you.
03:29Take all the cash
03:30and see how long it takes me to get out of this town.
03:35You wouldn't be able to chase me.
03:37You wouldn't be invited.
03:41You probably wouldn't even notice I was gone.
03:44Here comes your first number tonight.
03:49Oh, typical.
03:50Focus on making your tea.
03:52I didn't make myself one.
03:53Yeah, we'll definitely go over tomorrow.
03:56Next up, we've got number 15.
03:56I know they'll be settling in and everything,
03:59but, you know,
04:00it's so bad somebody moving in
04:02instead of people moving out.
04:03Your sixth and final main ball tonight.
04:05Number 21.
04:06Oh, God, it's years.
04:07Here comes the bonus ball.
04:09No, you're so shut up.
04:10Oh, okay, you.
04:11Just because you're champion.
04:13For goodness sake, bloody shut up, Edith.
04:1524, 7, 42, and 21.
04:17With a bonus ball.
04:18We've won.
04:20What?
04:21We've won.
04:23Edith.
04:25Edith.
04:27We've won.
04:28If this is some sort of a prank...
04:30Check the flipping ticket, woman.
04:32We've won.
04:33Oh, my God.
04:34We've won.
04:36Yes!
04:36We've won.
04:37We've bloody won.
04:3814 million pounds!
04:4014 million!
04:42Your shoulder.
04:43Other people might have one or three.
04:45Who cares?
04:46It doesn't matter if there's another three.
04:48We've won.
04:48We've won.
04:49We've won.
04:52Here.
04:53Of course, for some champagne.
04:54We've still got that wedding champagne.
04:55You turn it to me.
04:57We've won!
04:58We've won!
04:59Oh, God.
05:00We're going to buy every diamond on the planet.
05:26I don't think we can.
05:27Every diamond in Roughton's store.
05:28Ah.
05:29Come on, anything.
05:30Tell me.
05:31Anything.
05:31Oh, the only word I can think of is...
05:35What?
05:37Satsuma!
05:38Ha, ha, ha!
05:4014 million satsumas for Queen Edith!
05:43I thought you said the taxman would take half.
05:45We'll put the taxman on the payroll.
05:47We'll put the taxman in a frilly maid's outfit, if you like.
05:49Oh, I like.
05:51I would like very much.
05:52Grab the glasses.
05:53Oh, yes, Your Majesty.
05:55Yeah, yeah.
05:56We'll buy the crown jewels.
05:57And we'll buy a massive satsuma tiara for you.
06:00And a new skeleton for me.
06:02Bless us, Christ.
06:03Right.
06:04How do we get into this?
06:06Oh, God.
06:08This is...
06:09Edith.
06:10This is...
06:12We get to live.
06:14Anything we've ever wanted.
06:16Edith.
06:17We get to...
06:18A honeymoon.
06:19Oh, God.
06:20Fifty-seven years later, we'll get a honeymoon to wear products.
06:25Often years old.
06:27In house.
06:28We'll take children to them on land.
06:31Oh, God.
06:32Anything.
06:35Oh, God.
06:38Hey!
06:42We move any slower, Thistle.
06:44Oh, sorry.
06:45$14 million.
06:49Yes!
06:50Anything we want!
06:54Anything we want!
06:57I want a divorce.
07:04Hang on.
07:05Arthur, there is no easy way to say this because...
07:09Bloody million.
07:10I do adore you.
07:12I love you.
07:15Arthur.
07:17I...
07:17I won.
07:21Oh, Christ.
07:23See you.
07:24Yes, see you.
07:25Bye, bye.
07:27More, more, more.
07:29How do you like it?
07:30How do you like it?
07:31More, more, more.
07:32The guys couldn't believe it.
07:35Every single one of them.
07:36Every single one said,
07:38Right, the next round's on me, cheap gits.
07:40So I said,
07:41Yeah, all right.
07:43Can you not dream bigger
07:44than the next round at the lion?
07:48What?
07:50Oh, sorry.
07:53More, more, more.
07:56So, this weekend, hotel.
07:59Definitely the sea.
08:00Definitely more champagne.
08:02Arthur,
08:03don't you think we should just talk about this properly?
08:05I mean, in a way that isn't ridiculous.
08:08In a few days, of course.
08:10But for now,
08:11let's just be a bit outlandish.
08:14Mm.
08:16No.
08:17No, we can't do it like this.
08:19Do what?
08:21Win.
08:23Arthur.
08:25Arthur.
08:28Oh, God.
08:29I don't love you,
08:30but it's complicated.
08:33But you are going to be all right.
08:45Right.
08:46What on earth?
09:04Where's that purple thing?
09:06You know,
09:06the one that makes you look
09:07like a very pretty quality street.
09:10Why are you trashing our room?
09:14Get dressed up.
09:16Outside in and all that.
09:18Oh, come,
09:18just come and sit and talk to me, Arthur.
09:21You look so lovely in purple.
09:23It's a royal colour, you know.
09:24It's like your skin knew
09:25you were designed for finer things.
09:28It's from Peacocks.
09:30Here it is.
09:31Here it is.
09:31Come on, put it on.
09:37No, no, I don't want any more.
10:05You didn't change.
10:06No, I don't want to wear it.
10:07It makes me look like Barney.
10:10Who?
10:11Bloody dinosaur.
10:13Oh.
10:14Listen, I had a thought.
10:15About next week,
10:17we should hire a cook-in
10:18and get some folks round ours.
10:21Frank and James and Brian,
10:22all the wives.
10:23They're all your friends.
10:25Get a table out,
10:26get some booze in,
10:26we'll tell them to put the glad rags on
10:28because we only dress up
10:29to go to funerals.
10:30Arthur, please,
10:31will you just listen to me?
10:32This is important.
10:33Now, they'll want to know
10:34what we're going to spend it on,
10:36so I reckon we should send
10:37a chunk to charity
10:38so we can say we have.
10:40Apparently,
10:40they give you the choice
10:41to whether to go public or not.
10:41Can you even hear me?
10:43The biggest question of all.
10:46To Rortenstall
10:46or not to Rortenstall?
10:48Now,
10:48I know you think
10:51I'm a small town boy
10:52and I am,
10:53proudly,
10:54but
10:54perhaps this should be our base
10:56and we should get somewhere else,
10:59somewhere classy
10:59with sunshine.
11:01Oh,
11:01and a waitrose.
11:02Will you just bloody listen to me
11:04for once,
11:05Arthur?
11:06No,
11:07look,
11:07look,
11:08love,
11:08I know it's inconceivable.
11:11Look,
11:12I know,
11:12just let your brain hear it.
11:15We won
11:17and we deserve it,
11:19eh?
11:21Arthur,
11:22I want a divorce.
11:30What?
11:36Hiya,
11:37I'm Jade,
11:38I'm just moving in across the road.
11:39Oh,
11:40hi Jade,
11:41I'm Edith
11:41and this is Arthur Thistle.
11:43Hi,
11:44look,
11:45I am sorry
11:45to come to you
11:46with an immediate ask,
11:47but do you happen to have
11:48any, like,
11:49sturdy bags?
11:51My movies have gone
11:51and I'm just realising
11:53that boxes don't have handles
11:54and I don't have biceps.
11:56I just don't want to introduce myself
11:57to the road
11:58with all my crap
11:58clogging up the path,
11:59so...
12:00Oh my God,
12:00sorry,
12:01that's Hayley.
12:02No worry at all,
12:03come on in.
12:04Okay.
12:05It's all right.
12:06Hayley.
12:10Can we make you a tea?
12:12Oh,
12:12that's lovely,
12:13but honestly,
12:14I'm like 90% tea
12:15at this point,
12:15so...
12:16Can I have a lemonade?
12:17Hayley,
12:17Manners.
12:18I'm sure I've got a bottle
12:20hidden in the bottom
12:20of the cupboard.
12:21That's really nice,
12:22but you don't have to.
12:23No,
12:23it's no bother.
12:25Hayley,
12:26what do you say?
12:27Can I have ice?
12:29Not that.
12:30She knows what she likes.
12:31I promise I have taught her,
12:32please and thank you.
12:33She's just...
12:35So,
12:36is it just the two of you
12:38moving in then,
12:39if that's not a rude question?
12:40It is,
12:41yeah.
12:42It just does,
12:43not rude.
12:44My mum lives up here,
12:46so it's just nice
12:48to have a bit more support,
12:50you know?
12:50A bit more time with Nana.
12:52Free labour.
12:54Your accent,
12:55Derby?
12:56Nearly.
12:57Newark,
12:58Nottingham-ish.
12:59Yeah,
12:59but I was born around here,
13:00just moved away
13:01when I was quite young.
13:01Oh,
13:02well,
13:02welcome back.
13:04There you are.
13:06So,
13:07has it just been the two of you
13:08from the beginning then?
13:09Hmm,
13:09from the start.
13:11That's tough.
13:12Not really.
13:14Well,
13:14it can be,
13:14yeah,
13:15but,
13:15but,
13:15you know,
13:16not any harder than
13:17any other life.
13:19Her dad's a complete
13:20oxygen bandit,
13:21so,
13:22you know,
13:22kind of lad they put
13:23instructions on shampoo for,
13:24so that wasn't a huge loss.
13:26And I don't know,
13:27I just,
13:27I think we'd make a good pair,
13:28eh,
13:28but,
13:30yeah.
13:31So,
13:31I mean,
13:31like,
13:32it can be hard,
13:33you know,
13:33hence us moving back here,
13:35but,
13:36it would have been harder
13:37if we stayed.
13:38Just got to keep making moves.
13:41Full grey gardens.
13:43Are you,
13:44sorry,
13:44are you celebrating?
13:46What's the occasion?
13:46Oh,
13:47no occasion,
13:47no.
13:48Oh,
13:49right,
13:49didn't realise that's how
13:50we were living up here
13:51in Lancashire.
13:51No,
13:52no,
13:52we,
13:53we saw you moving in,
13:55and,
13:55you,
13:56you were celebrating me
13:57moving in?
13:58Sort of.
14:00It made us think about
14:01when we moved in.
14:03Oh,
14:03no,
14:03we got all nostalgic.
14:05That's our wedding champagne.
14:06Oh,
14:07that's lovely.
14:08When,
14:08when was that?
14:0953 years ago,
14:10next month.
14:12Wow.
14:13Well,
14:13congratulations.
14:15Yeah,
14:15that explains the,
14:16um,
14:17well,
14:17we will leave you to celebrate,
14:19er,
14:20if I get...
14:20Oh,
14:21the bags,
14:21sorry.
14:22Right,
14:23shall we try this again then?
14:24What do we say,
14:24Kayleigh?
14:25Thank you a lot,
14:26very much.
14:27Very well.
14:28Thank you a lot,
14:30very much.
14:32Absolutely.
14:33I'll get these back to you as soon as we do.
14:34No rush.
14:35Come on,
14:35you.
14:35See you.
14:36Thanks.
14:36Cheers.
14:38Cheers.
14:39Bye-bye, Jane.
14:40Arthur,
14:52I'm,
14:53I'm truly sorry.
14:56I didn't mean it to come out like that.
14:58It's not happening.
15:01You don't get a choice.
15:05There's a way of doing this.
15:07We're not doing this.
15:08But we are.
15:12And all I'm saying is,
15:14we try civility and calmness.
15:18You want me to be calm?
15:19We've just won the bloody lottery.
15:21Not about the money.
15:23What?
15:23We can split it.
15:24Not about the money.
15:2550-50.
15:32Is there somebody else?
15:34Oh.
15:36Of course not.
15:38Running off into the sunset with some prat called Fabio.
15:42Who the hell is Fabio?
15:43You tell me.
15:44Oh, God.
15:45Of course there's not somebody else.
15:48I've just been,
15:49oh, God,
15:51frotting.
15:52Oh, God.
15:52I'm frotting.
15:52Why didn't you talk to me?
16:00Why didn't you talk to me?
16:00Why didn't you talk to me?
16:01Okay?
16:16Okay?
16:17Okay.
16:17Okay.
16:21you want me to talk to you
16:32about my feelings
16:34is that what you want
16:35is that what you think I should do
16:36well open that goddamn door
16:39it's not here
16:46where did you put it
16:47that room should not exist
16:49I never wanted to keep it
16:52all this time
16:53walking past that lock
16:54like sodding guards
16:57you kept us prisoner here
17:00I never kept you anything
17:01you put the lock on the door
17:03well what was I supposed to do
17:05listen we're talking about this
17:07and you were realising
17:08that you're being stupid
17:10oh excuse me
17:12after 50 years of monosyllabic grunts
17:16if I don't try and talk on your terms
17:19give over
17:20Arthur this is the most
17:22you have ever spoken in years
17:24you have said more words today
17:27than ever
17:28ever
17:28because I'm happy
17:31oh so what were you before then
17:33well look
17:35happy you
17:36don't eat it
17:38I was happy you were happy
17:39if you'd just keep still for a second
17:41all we do is bloody stand still
17:43that's not true
17:44it's not true
17:45Arthur
17:46I am currently searching for a key
17:49to a room in my house
17:51that has been locked for 50 years
17:53well if that's not standing very sodding still
17:58I don't know what is
17:59years and years of pretending it's not there
18:02trying to train your eyes not to see it
18:0550 years of not even talking about
18:08no
18:09you don't want to listen
18:14you do not want to understand
18:16nothing to understand
18:18you've lost your mind
18:19it'll come back to you
18:21oh so where have all your new words gone
18:23would it have made any difference if we'd spoke
18:26then
18:27eh
18:28would you still be leaving now
18:31well I don't know how to answer that
18:33no
18:33because the answer's no
18:35because we didn't
18:37you should have left then
18:44that's an awful thing to say
18:48that was the worst feeling
18:50that
18:51a person could feel
18:53agreed
18:55of course
18:57agreed yes but
18:59but today when those numbers came out
19:01it was the opposite
19:02it was all good
19:04how many years have we waited
19:06to feel all good
19:07it's a lovely life
19:10but yes
19:12a life of worry
19:13and a life of bargain hunting
19:15but
19:17you want to leave now
19:20I'd have understood if you'd left then
19:23I'd have hated it
19:24but I'd have und-
19:25not now
19:26it's not now
19:29we should let it be all good
19:32Arthur
19:36it was never all good
19:39it happened
19:42but today
19:44something new happened
19:47something different
19:50and
19:52why not
19:54why not
19:55do something
19:58different
19:59now
19:59why not
20:02all these years
20:05of worrying about you
20:06trying to keep you afloat
20:07keeping you
20:08with all this money
20:10you will be fine
20:11I thought it wasn't about the money
20:12oh god
20:13I just want to be in the real world
20:15sounds like a sodding greeting card now
20:19didn't listen then
20:25won't listen now
20:27we could try doing something different
20:37try and understand each other
20:39I can't understand a mad woman
20:41it's just I'm ready
20:44I think I've been ready for a long time
20:47it's not about the money
20:49it's not about you
20:51I am the one you're leaving
20:54oh
20:55shit
20:57I've been a good husband
21:03I've done
21:03everything right
21:04I've loved you
21:05I've never hit you
21:06kept you safe
21:08still isn't safe
21:12I could draw a map of Rortenstall
21:18every house
21:20every road
21:21every person who ever lived or died on that road
21:24every pothole
21:25every alley
21:25small town for small people
21:29but I don't blame you for that
21:33it's
21:33we get old
21:35people
21:35stop noticing you
21:38they stop asking you to participate
21:40but god Arthur
21:43we have been so old for so long
21:48well I've never thought of you as old
21:52really I never have
21:55always thought of you still as that
21:58wild girl on our first date
22:01I have to put my birthday
22:07on the calendar every year
22:10like you can remember our first date
22:13Blackpool
22:13oh
22:15Blackpool and you say we never travelled
22:23yeah I was so nervous
22:27you never were
22:29I was
22:30because
22:30I hate roller coasters
22:32and you were set on the Big Dipper
22:33you should have said
22:35what were I going to do
22:36stand at the bottom
22:37holding your bag
22:38well
22:38maybe I'd have
22:39liked you watching me
22:41being all brave
22:42oh I watched you
22:43I didn't want you looking at me
22:45white as a sheet
22:46holding in a sick
22:48that's why I didn't kiss you
22:50and I suggested that restaurant
22:54because I'd asked the lads at the site
22:56where to take a nice girl for dinner
22:59like those lads knew any nice girls
23:02and you waved that aside and said
23:06no
23:06you wanted fish and chips
23:08and a walk on the seafront
23:09and I
23:11I thought
23:12I want to grow old with her
23:14my Lancashire lass
23:17we did
23:20grew old together
23:22in Lancashire
23:24yeah
23:25but what now Arthur
23:30well go on then
23:34we'll cash up
23:37seven million each
23:38we'll divorce
23:39and what then
23:42what's your big bountiful life
23:44going to be then
23:44study
23:48what
23:50psychology
23:53I've always found that interesting
23:55media
23:57waves of feminism
24:00that I've missed
24:00or
24:01miss me
24:02I'd go to London
24:05I'd go and see shows
24:07not musicals
24:09plays
24:09I want to see lots
24:11of different plays
24:12and I'd like to see plays
24:14in languages
24:14that I didn't understand
24:16and I'd be sitting
24:17in the best seats
24:17eating food
24:18that has to be
24:19explained to me
24:21and I'd
24:25I'd buy a house
24:27no bungalow
24:29no no
24:30a cottage
24:32by the sea
24:33and the local
24:35kids would think
24:36I was a mad bat
24:38or a witch
24:38and I'd live alone
24:40and
24:41I'd sit
24:44watching the waves
24:46it's
24:48it's
24:4814 million
24:49for Christ's sake
24:50go for a yoga retreat
24:51and then come and meet me
24:52at the yacht
24:53I'll tear it up
25:05I'll rip it into shreds
25:06and you can watch
25:07no you won't
25:08you won't
25:10you never do anything
25:13I'll rip it into
25:43have you blamed me
26:07I'll rip it into
26:37Do you remember painting this?
26:52Of course.
26:56I know we did, but it's a little bit...
26:59So, have you?
27:05What?
27:05Blame me all this time. Is that what this is?
27:12No. Not at all.
27:16Because you barely looked at me.
27:22I could hardly look at anything.
27:26I could hardly lift my head up.
27:29I couldn't acknowledge another day in a house with a room that was locked.
27:35Oh, no.
27:41No.
27:47I thought you blamed me.
27:48How?
27:52Because I wasn't here.
27:57The one night high.
28:02The one time high.
28:06Anyway.
28:07That's how it felt.
28:10Well, I didn't.
28:11Well, that's how it felt.
28:13And how would I know the difference?
28:14Because we never spoke about it.
28:16I was speaking about it now.
28:26Good job we didn't rush the conversation.
28:29It's only taken 50 years.
28:31And the win on the sodding lottery.
28:33And she was so...
28:36She was so...
28:39I was happy.
28:44Because...
28:45She was sleeping.
28:47I thought, finally, she's over it.
28:54All those nights.
28:57No silence.
28:58No sleep.
29:00Finally done.
29:02Bags under our eyes.
29:03Finally gone.
29:04And, uh...
29:07I even came in here...
29:12To see her.
29:16And, uh...
29:19I thought...
29:20My angel...
29:23Sleeping so sound.
29:26Finally.
29:26Because she did.
29:31She was so peaceful.
29:36And I thought...
29:38I can't wait to tell Edith...
29:40That she slept the whole night through.
29:41I thought she was going to be proper proud of me.
29:44Getting our...
29:45Our girl.
29:49To sleep the whole night through.
29:52And then somewhere in the night...
29:54It was just too quiet.
30:03I'm sorry I locked the room.
30:05I am...
30:06I just thought...
30:07I thought it...
30:09I thought we'd decided that...
30:11It was best.
30:13I don't think I've decided one thing in the whole of my life.
30:19What are you talking about?
30:21Oh.
30:22Come on.
30:24If I'd have made any decisions...
30:28This...
30:29Or if you and I had made choices...
30:31This room wouldn't exist.
30:35It...
30:35It...
30:35It would have been a...
30:37It would have been a...
30:41A library or a sewing room or a guest room or...
30:43And we'd have tried again.
30:47We'd have made that choice to try again.
30:52Move forward.
30:54We could have adopted.
30:56We could have had IVF.
30:59IVF?
31:00That was barely about.
31:02Not immediately.
31:03But...
31:04What I'm saying is down the line.
31:06We could have...
31:07We could have left.
31:09I could have worked.
31:11You could have found things.
31:13Hobbies.
31:14Well, if...
31:15If you had...
31:16If I had...
31:17Would that make you want to be here more?
31:19Oh, Christy, don't listen to me.
31:20I'm saying do not tell me that I made a decision to do this.
31:38I have stood still for 50 years while the world turned and grew.
31:48And forgot about me.
31:50And you!
31:54You don't end up...
31:56In a house with a room like this.
32:00I...
32:03You don't end up...
32:05Like this.
32:07By making bad decisions.
32:10You end up this way by making none!
32:20You'd be leaving her behind too.
32:23She isn't here.
32:27Erin hasn't been here for 50 years.
32:31If I leave...
32:36And you stay...
32:38It will be just...
32:40You.
32:41She...
32:42Is not...
32:44Here.
32:45It will be just...
32:47You!
32:48Is this what you want?
32:49It is what you want!
33:03It is...
33:06Is this what it...
33:07Is this what it...
33:08It is what you want!
33:09It is.
33:10Is this what it...
33:12It is!
33:13In this one it...
33:14Joe!
33:16Oh, Christy...
33:17For God's sake!
33:19Arthur, Arthur.
33:20I need you!
33:21Arthur!
33:22Arthur, okay Arthur, I need you, but I need me too.
33:42Hey, come back here. Edith, what on earth got into you?
33:46You need you.
33:48Get off me. Get off me.
33:50You can have anything you want with me, Foxy.
33:52Bloody Amelia, just give me the ticket back.
33:54No, get off me.
33:56Don't tell me about that.
33:58Give it back to me.
34:00I don't wanna hurt you.
34:10Well?
34:12Who's gonna stab me then?
34:14Are you gonna whack me over the head with a frying pan?
34:18Bloody hell.
34:22I thought you were gonna kill me.
34:30I thought I was gonna kill you.
34:32Well, you'd say it off me if we won.
34:34So?
34:36So?
34:40So?
34:42So, we sleep on it?
34:46No.
34:48No.
34:50Come on.
34:52Come on.
34:54I don't understand.
34:56I don't understand.
34:58Rock, paper, scissors.
35:00Arthur, we can go back to bashing each other till one of us trips and dies on our own trouser leg.
35:10Or we can go back to talking about everything and nothing.
35:14Or we can play rock, paper, scissors.
35:18Or?
35:19No, Arthur.
35:20No, Arthur.
35:21There are no other options.
35:22If you win?
35:2350-50.
35:2450-50.
35:2550-50.
35:2650-50.
35:27If I win?
35:29Or we can play, rock, paper, scissors.
35:34Or...
35:35No, Arthur.
35:37There are no other options.
35:41If you win?
35:4450-50.
35:47If I win?
35:49If you win, you get the lot.
35:51And you stay?
35:53You've got great odds.
35:59Good track record.
36:01I'll go.
36:07One.
36:09Two.
36:11Three.
36:23Oh.
36:25Hello, Jade.
36:27Are you okay?
36:28Yeah, Kayleigh.
36:29Stole your tumbler.
36:30Wanted to give it back.
36:31Oh.
36:32Are you alright?
36:35Oh.
36:36Sorry.
36:37Yes.
36:38Yes.
36:39It's just been a bit of an odd evening.
36:43Well, I will leave you to your odd evening.
36:47Jade?
36:48Yeah?
36:50Can I ask you a question?
36:51Yeah, of course.
36:54Um...
36:56What's next for you?
36:59Next for you in your life?
37:01Are you excited about what's next?
37:05I mean...
37:06Kayleigh started a new school.
37:08So that means a new friend.
37:10Soon enough, I will be desperately boring.
37:14And...
37:15And I don't think I mind.
37:17I'm excited to get myself back.
37:20I'm not naive enough to think that there are not
37:22other people my age who are living different,
37:25more visibly fun lives.
37:27But don't get me wrong.
37:28You know, I didn't imagine that I would be back
37:30where I was born with a daughter and...
37:34But it's never boring.
37:35So where is little one now?
37:39Oh, God knows.
37:40Climbing up a lamppost.
37:41A child.
37:42Feral.
37:43At least I got that right.
37:44Like, every time she runs, she runs as fast as she can.
37:49I don't think I ever did that when I was a kid.
37:52That was for boys.
37:53We were...
37:54You know, we had...
37:55Skip.
37:56Like, all delicate.
37:57But...
37:58But she runs.
38:00Like...
38:01She Usain Bolt runs.
38:05I'm just trying to follow her lead.
38:09What's next for you?
38:10Oh, um...
38:13I don't think anybody's ever asked without since.
38:23Anyway, thank you so much for this.
38:27Feel good?
38:28Anytime.
38:40I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, Edith.
38:54I did it because I love you.
38:55And if the choice is you and struggle or wealth,
38:57and...
38:58I'm sorry you wanted me to do something.
39:03And there's no other way.
39:04There's no other...
39:07Oh...
39:10I have to make you another tea.
39:13What?
39:18It's gone cold.
39:20Do you want another one?
39:21I'm so sorry, I'm sure it's all traceable.
39:26I'm so sorry.
39:27Do you want another one?
39:28I can't.
39:29I can't.
39:40I can't.
39:41don't worry.
39:45I'll pause.
39:47I can't.
39:48You're too bad.
39:50I can't.
39:51Aw.
39:56Once, I'll pause.
39:58We can talk some more.
40:01Yes, please.
40:02We can maybe make that room into a room.
40:03I'm into it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
40:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:43Are you alright?
41:45You were right.
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