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00:30hey peace offering got pastries know you love things that are sweet and
00:42buttery when did you go out a few minutes ago
00:47I hear you yeah you're fast asleep in the spare room you weren't dreaming of
00:52other men were you no you sure can't control our dreams can we I am only
01:00interested in one man glad to hear it well you best be here because you're a
01:06kept man now aren't you I can get another job don't George is gonna give
01:10you a glowing reference I don't need one I can get on fine by myself yeah yeah
01:18of course you can and I'll put the cost on what's all this these flowers are for
01:38you me yeah color the beautiful mm-hmm why because we both have day off and
01:47because I love you and because I don't need a reason to spoil you wrong do I
01:53exactly so I wouldn't argue if I was you no oh that'll be mom thank you I've got the
02:01whole day mapped out oh you do do yeah yes I do yes I do
02:08continental breakfast a little light shopping we're gonna have a little spa
02:12break and we are dressing for dinner oh sounds fabulous wow gorgeous flowers
02:19aren't they just Carl bought them for me and here's me thinking you prefer tulips oh we
02:25went on holiday to Amsterdam so I always bought a tulips
02:30tulips I love my roses thank you but I'm ready to go when you are when you're
02:36shopping anything nice you you know my size have a lovely day yep okay bye bye bye
02:41sorry
02:46come here
02:49yeah everything goes through me now
02:56well you could speak to Debbie but right now she's on a sun lounger by the pool on holiday
03:03oh you don't need to worry she's still in charge still keep an eye on all the finances
03:09and she won't want any nasty surprises when she gets back so let's stick to the price we agreed
03:14pleasure doing business with you too yeah yeah thanks bye bye
03:21hello you how you doing how's Alfie yeah it's all right I've just got to my nursery
03:29oh that's good have you heard anything of Kev no I thought he snubbed me this morning
03:36um Jack's back from his football camp they're heading to the
03:39cath and Kev ignored me and Jack he just looked upset I know things are tough right now but they'll
03:45get better I just I don't want to be getting into a custody battle with Kev and you won't
03:51trust me Kev's mouthing off what are you doing for lunch
03:56I don't know a fresh goes meal deal well you know what got things running pretty smoothly at the
04:03hotel so I think we can do slightly better than that I'm not really in the mood for some posh
04:08food in a fancy restaurant well me neither book and made her a pint and a hot pot come here
04:13hey yeah morning how are you yeah not too bad tired no that's just keeping you on your toes yeah
04:27definitely don't know where she gets her energy from hey either of you fancy a poker night at mine
04:32tonight there'll be drinks and nibbles I can't sorry church business yeah and unfortunately I do
04:38not get to do anything exciting anymore I'm usually in bed by nine if someone will let me no worries
04:44didn't get these from the precinct this is a top treat well you have to pay for your treats
04:50why how much did they cast no not money exercise gotta burn off the calories maybe later I'll have to keep in shape
04:59not when you're looking at other men do I'm not looking at other men good glad to hear it
05:07do you know what we should do something after this yeah I'm game what you thinking well why don't we go on a run
05:17a run after what I've just eaten I can barely walk it'll be all right you know just take it easy stretch
05:24off what are you doing you like flying me with pastry and then trying to make me run but I've just
05:30eaten the same as you oh yeah look if I tried to run now I would chuck up before I even got to the end
05:36of the road all right that's how you feel I'll go on me on look why didn't you just wait for a bit
05:42and then we could go together after no no I don't I want some fresh air I'm gonna go now
05:48hey how are things at my sister's hotel um okay yeah good you okay me yeah well I might be none of
06:01my business but uh Carl said that you had a bit of a run-in with Abby yesterday yeah well that's my
06:06brother loves stirring things don't listen to him that low life will stab you in the back as soon
06:12as look at you okay hey I was thinking of having a poker session at mine tonight if you fancy it oh
06:17mate I'm working tonight yeah sorry oh okay maybe another time yeah sounds good all right I'll see you
06:24keep an eye on Cal I will yes Sarah you serious they're at the factory now union man or league man I
06:49played union for a few years you know I think it was will carling who first drew me to the 15 man
06:55game let me guess um fly half tight head prop ah yes yes I I see that now it's the um it's the thighs
07:07you my friend are an inspiration to household household this letter writing to prisoners a selfless act
07:18that I can only imagine brings untold joy to its recipients well not entirely selfless I find the process
07:24therapeutic when I was uh in prison the occasional letter came as a much needed metaphorical escape from
07:34four walls briny Pritchard excuse me she sat next to me at primary school oh she was lovely mousy hair
07:42bright blue eyes rosy cheeks I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter
07:48not sure why you're telling me this her parents emigrated to Australia they took briny with them
07:54of course still not sure we became pen pals ah oh yeah despite being on opposite sides of the planet
08:01we uh managed to write to each other at least once a month we exchanged letters for I don't know maybe
08:0620 years that's so romantic indeed I dared to dream that we might meet again one day but um
08:14our correspondence eventually faded and died oh dear yeah sad story yeah but those letters so emotional
08:22so full of longing but uh you won't have to worry about that writing to those
08:28roughy tufty criminals well I'm also corresponding with one of the prisoners mothers oh how interesting
08:36this is nonsense the old thing I know I've tried to tell her but I don't need this especially today
08:41I've got stuff to do I understand that but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter and we have to follow
08:46the procedure seriously guys inside oh it's coffee break seriously inside oh all right
08:53spoiled sport sorry it's not your fault what's going on well your colleague here seems to think
08:59that there's been a report of fraudulent activity in my factory what kind of fraud are we talking
09:03about well that's what I asked and she won't tell me I've been asked to take mrs. Connor in for
09:07questioning who made the report that's what I want to know I can't say well I can it's obvious isn't it
09:12well who would want to spoil our special day can you think of anybody I think you should just go
09:17with the police officer sure it won't take long excuse me can you move that please no Kurt stay there
09:24I only take instructions from mrs. Connor tell him to move the van what if I don't are you going to arrest me
09:42just finished just started oh hey oh just started tempo run nothing serious off an hour you train for the
09:50Weatherfield off when's that January next year they put on a 5k a 10k and a half marathon
09:56you know what I wouldn't mind though a few marathons and a few laughs back in the day I can help you
10:02set up a training plan if you want yeah yeah do you know it sounds good I tell you what give me five
10:07minutes so drop my gear at home then I'll join you on your tempo run okay I'll see you then in a bit mate
10:12in a bit
10:13sorry mrs. Connor I can't get arrested
10:37feed peanut
10:38don't worry it's fine right let's go no don't touch me you need to calm down I'm sure we can get this
10:45sorted at the station I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud then I can get it cleared
10:49up in two seconds let's get you in the car you know don't you go on bring it ask her it's ridiculous
10:55I swear I'm gonna throttle it I can do it I'm not too thank you
11:00hello Carla hello I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers we go everywhere
11:28yeah you might have to wait a bit PC Davis is busy she won't be too long well I'll save her the time it was Becky
11:35what's Becky who's been making these allegations up against me and I'll tell you for why you know
11:40right go on then
11:43what because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses
11:49so this is about Lisa's taste in floristure
11:52I know I know that sounds stupid and doesn't make any sense but it went something like this
11:56this morning I've made breakfast got flowers I'd arrange a lovely day out for us together
12:01okay to spend together with spa and shopping and favorite restaurant and then in walks the
12:07not so dead ex and she overhears all this and all of a sudden I'm in a police car and I end up here
12:12right I see well I mean let's drop this charade let me go
12:17these are serious allegations Carla but she's made them all up I've seen the paperwork they're pretty
12:23detailed now would you say Becky's a financial expert well I don't know do I she faked her own
12:28death she probably capable of everything you got a minute yeah sure um do you want a tea or coffee
12:41or anything no I want to get out of here
12:43how was football camp what's it to you
12:59as your dad said anything
13:02look Jack I know things are difficult but
13:06I still really care about you
13:09hang on how come you're not at school are you skiving
13:12I saw Hope earlier I think they've got like an inset day
13:16just leave me alone okay I don't care about you and I don't want to talk to you
13:20hey I know you're having a tough time but we both know that Abby loves you
13:33and I'm not sure what you just said he's helping either of you eh
13:36right about he asked me to pop in said he might have a job for us
13:42I'm afraid not but we'll be back soon
13:44I'm so sorry
13:48issues with the tram slight delay but inconvenient nonetheless
13:53oh Ed said that you may have a job for him
13:55oh yes yes I'm thinking of starting a small
13:58a book exchange scheme here in the cafe and I wonder if you might construct me a
14:04a library box
14:06oh you know Roy that was a lovely idea now
14:08yeah I think I can manage that no problem
14:10if you could give me an idea as to the price
14:13well actually I think I've got something to do the job with a bit of upcycling
14:16well obviously I'll pay you for your labour
14:19do you know what Roy see it is my contribution to an excellent community idea
14:23look Kit I know we should probably be careful what we're saying here but I reckon Costello
14:31could have helped Becky set this whole thing up
14:33you know I don't trust either of them
14:34you can go
14:35what
14:36we're done
14:38what about the allegations
14:39I thought you made plans with Lisa
14:41I want to know why one minute you're ready to give me the third degree
14:44and the next minute it's all disappeared in a puff of smoke
14:46Carla just go and have a nice time
14:48it was Becky wasn't it
14:50I can't say
14:52I tell you what
14:55she should be the one locked up
14:56of course they understand
15:04you can't let Alia down
15:06not if she's booked something
15:08look no worries
15:10maybe another time eh
15:11alright bye
15:13hey
15:16good news
15:17what
15:17I've cancelled poker night so we can do something I thought
15:20order pizza stick something
15:23superhero on cellar
15:24I'm going out
15:26going out where
15:28just down the precinct with my mates
15:30oh
15:31you never said
15:32I thought you were playing poker
15:34you didn't cancel for me did you
15:36no
15:37of course not
15:38look you go
15:39have a good time
15:40what will you do
15:43well don't worry about me
15:44I'll see you later
15:46yeah
15:48okay
15:50see you later
15:51oh that is brilliant
16:00what's so funny
16:02this one
16:03you want to watch yourself young man
16:05Eva's spoken for
16:06and her fella could lay you out with one punch
16:09have you been flirting with her
16:11no
16:12no
16:12we were just saying
16:15how important it is
16:16to be diplomatic
16:17when you work in hospitality
16:18like not staring at a guy
16:21with his head on his nose
16:22that's proper tickled me that
16:25you okay
16:27not really no
16:28well I've just got us drinks
16:30do you want to go sit down
16:32seriously are you trying to start a fight
16:38I'm not the one flirting with the punters
16:40I wasn't flirting
16:41I was just being my normal nice self
16:43trying to do my job
16:44did I miss him
16:45no
16:45why would I be flirting with it
16:52when I knew you were walking through the door any second
16:54it's not that
16:55then what is it
16:57I saw Jack in the cafe earlier
17:01he hates me so much
17:03no he doesn't
17:04I could see it in his eyes
17:06he's right you know
17:08I messed up his life
17:10his dad's life
17:11it wasn't just you
17:12we both did
17:15well yeah
17:16but I still feel bad about it
17:18why don't we do something this afternoon
17:21everything's on track at the hotel
17:23maybe me and you can
17:25get back driving some fun again
17:27I'm not feeling it
17:28not after what happened with Alfie yesterday afternoon
17:30hey
17:31you're a good mother Abby
17:33I see it every day
17:35everyone knows it
17:36and deep down Kev does too
17:38don't doubt he's off
17:40well thank you both very much
17:45no worries
17:45see you later
17:46bye
17:46see you
17:47bye
17:47it's a brilliant idea Roy
17:49well done
17:49well I can't claim all the credit
17:52a friend of mine
17:53has seen a similar scheme
17:55in a cafe near to where she lives
17:57she?
17:59what like
18:00like a lady friend
18:02who is she?
18:04nobody you know
18:05I'll just go and store these
18:08till Ed has finished the library books
18:10did he justify the question?
18:16yep
18:16I think he did
18:17I've not finished that
18:20back in a sec
18:21I'll guard it with me life
18:22she's the one that actually killed a man
18:25Tracy
18:26oh yeah
18:27hang on she killed a man?
18:28yeah
18:28smacked him on the head with a blunt object
18:30who was it she killed?
18:32a boyfriend
18:32of course maybe he deserved it
18:36are you serious?
18:37so how come she's not in prison?
18:39er
18:39I don't actually know
18:41strange thing is
18:43I quite like her
18:44you would
18:45what's that supposed to mean?
18:49well Ryan
18:50can I ask you a question?
18:52what?
18:53how'd you go about starting a podcast?
18:55you wanna
18:56er
18:56you wanna start a podcast?
18:57yeah
18:58get this
18:59dog training
19:00people phone in with questions about the dogs
19:02separation anxiety
19:03barking
19:04pulling on the lead
19:06and I give them advice about how to make it better
19:08I could be sponsored by pet food
19:10you know what mate
19:11it's almost a good idea that
19:12er
19:15orange and another pint please
19:16look I'm sorry if I was a bit chippy earlier
19:23oh don't be daft
19:24I've had worse
19:25hey
19:27she trying to nip my drink
19:28oh shut up Tracy
19:30I ain't gonna hear your drink
19:31I'm not judging
19:32addiction is a terrible disease
19:34it's easy to fall off the wagon
19:36are you two friends?
19:38honestly
19:38I never know
19:39oh she loves me really
19:42right do me a favour
19:43just keep your distance alright?
19:45I like banter as much as you
19:46but not today
19:47well
19:48that's you told
19:50oh dear Swain
19:54I thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere
19:56hmm
19:58yeah I should be
19:59look
20:00we all know Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing
20:02and I don't believe you have enough evidence to want holding her
20:05so I think
20:05she's been released
20:06right
20:08so where is she then?
20:11oh we thought she was with you
20:12she was pretty mad when she left
20:14threatening to sort out your ex
20:16which would be a shame
20:17as a complaint came from an ex-client of Underworld
20:20Eli Merton
20:21apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment
20:25Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him
20:28and this is his way of getting back at her
20:30and does she know this?
20:33I'm afraid not
20:34don't stir it
20:38I don't think that pair need my help
20:41I just don't want to miss it if they kick off
20:43his name was Morgan
20:45Jack Russell
20:46half blind
20:4713 years old
20:49limping on three paws
20:50and still attacked every dog he saw
20:51dog on dog reactivity
20:53some dogs are just busted for a fight
20:55most often
20:56they're not being properly socialised
20:57you know what
20:58you could be really good at this
20:59you know
20:59I know we've had a rough time lately
21:02but
21:03let's not forget how exciting it was before
21:05I should stop beating myself
21:07but the problem is
21:08I'm dead good at it
21:10you deserve to be happy
21:11we both do
21:13I know what I said yesterday
21:16but I will never give up on Alfie
21:19oh that's a shame
21:21you'd be so much better off without you
21:24what did you just say?
21:26nothing
21:26why are you even listening to our conversation?
21:31get a life
21:32wind your neck in Tracy
21:33look I just think that your boyfriend
21:36is getting bored of you
21:38banging on about what a tragic life you've got
21:40when the truth is
21:41you brought it all on yourself
21:42don't let her wind you up
21:44no I'm fine
21:45you've got to feel sorry for Kevin
21:47he is a really good dad
21:49quite frankly
21:50he's the best parent that lad's got
21:52hey
21:53since she shacked up with her brother
21:55poor lad don't stand a chance
21:56I'll be
21:59you bitch
22:26pipe down Tracy
22:27are you just going to stand there catching flies?
22:30no
22:30she was winding me up
22:31what are you telling me?
22:33not my monkey
22:34not my circus
22:35Abbey out
22:36I'm going to finish me pint
22:41I'll catch you over you later
22:42and you Tracy
22:43you're bad
22:44what have I done?
22:46you heard her on your bikes
22:47typical
22:49leave it to the fella to sort it out
22:51she should be on a leash
22:53I think that was a clever continuation of a bitch remark
22:56thanks for clearing that up to
22:58well that's half the punters cleared out in one fell swoop
23:03I may as well take me break
23:05what?
23:07you're a joke
23:08do you know that?
23:10you can get a job
23:11get a fella
23:11walk around as if you're almost normal
23:14but scratch the surface
23:16and you're still the same
23:17selfish druggie that
23:19no of course not
23:31it was a made up report
23:32Sarah
23:33can I call you back?
23:36okay love
23:37bye bye
23:38got your message?
23:40yeah
23:40I know it was you
23:42I'm going to need a bit more info than that
23:45this little made up fraud charge you did
23:47you really think that's how you're going to get Lisa back to you
23:51by these childish games?
23:53no idea what you're on about
23:54you are such a conniving
23:56stop
23:57what?
23:58I'm going to get a niche
23:59it might as well be worth it
24:00oh do you want to hit me?
24:01it was Eli
24:02what?
24:06Costello just confirmed it
24:07Eli?
24:12yeah
24:12he couldn't have been
24:14and
24:16last time we spoke we were absolutely fine
24:18I gave him 40% off
24:19and
24:19oh
24:22what?
24:25I kind of had lunch with a
24:26old mate of his
24:28the other day
24:29and
24:29and?
24:32kind of slagged him off a bit
24:34a bit?
24:35well a bit of a lot
24:36but not enough to make him go this mental
24:37I mean
24:38mystery solved then
24:39I'll leave you to it
24:42looks like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out
24:45I hardly touched it
24:51yeah
24:52just like you never slagged off Eli
24:53what are you still doing here Tracey?
25:06did you get a kick watching someone fall apart?
25:08if there's an out on the telly
25:10yeah
25:10look like you're blowing to me
25:17he's blowing
25:18he's a black walk
25:19easy
25:20is he really?
25:21yeah
25:21yeah
25:21he tells a different story
25:22right let's have a look
25:24do you know what?
25:25not great but not bad
25:26you'll improve
25:27I was talking about you lad
25:28hey
25:29if you're serious about doing this half marathon
25:31this won't be a one off
25:33oh right
25:33well I hope not
25:34well tell you what
25:34let me take a quick selfie
25:36because that way
25:37if I post about it
25:38I won't pull out
25:38alright
25:39look at that
25:40two handsome men eh
25:41there you go
25:42take another one
25:43work the angles
25:44gorgeous
25:45there you go
25:45champion
25:46none of this is any fun
25:49if you actually get upset
25:50yeah
25:52it's got some chuddy in it
25:56but other than that
25:57it's quite clean
25:58classy
25:59I think we left classy behind
26:01don't you
26:02when you lamped me in the pub
26:03well it's been one of them weeks
26:05I'm a good listener
26:07you're a terrible listener
26:10oh yeah
26:11I am
26:11aren't I
26:12who am I thinking of
26:13alright well let's see
26:16Kevin hates me
26:19thinks I'm an unfit mother
26:20Jack hates me
26:22and also that's an extra little bonus
26:23I'm out of a job
26:25Carl clearly thinks I'm mad
26:26and I'm starting to believe
26:28I've absolutely no idea what I'm doing
26:29hmm
26:31well
26:33I think you're gonna have to look
26:34on the bright side
26:35what bright side
26:38at least you're not fizz
26:39that's well tight
26:41or toya
26:42oh
26:42can you imagine being toya
26:45with her placards
26:47and her floral blouses
26:48and vegetarian options
26:50hey
26:52you're not like any of the boring wives
26:54around here
26:55at least you've got something about you
26:57well the abbey I used to be friends with did
27:00that is a beautiful bit of craftsmanship that is
27:08are you handy Brian
27:10only in so much as
27:12I live around the corner
27:14right you might have refused payment
27:16but you're getting a free lunch
27:17no arguments
27:18I'll put them in
27:22what do I get
27:24a free brew
27:25I mean it's a sliding scale
27:26how about if I
27:28alphabetisize them
27:29a biscuit
27:30oh
27:30fair dues
27:31right what do you fancy
27:33oh
27:34I'll just have a tuna salad
27:36I'm trying to be good
27:37ooh
27:37shall we throw caution into the wind
27:39and add a baked potato
27:40oh go on then go crazy
27:42so was this your idea then girls
27:44no
27:45not us
27:46a mysterious lady friend of Roy's
27:49lady friend
27:51yeah we were all lady friend
27:53when Roy mentioned it earlier
27:55Roy mentioned about
27:57writing to
27:58some lad in prison
27:59and his mother got in contact
28:01to say how much she appreciated it
28:03might be her
28:04all done Roy
28:06oh thank you
28:07it's very kind
28:09I'm surprised that you're giving your books away
28:12well Hayley was a big fan of the whodunits
28:15and I've read them all
28:16over the years
28:17when I've been unable to sleep
28:19I realise that since I know
28:22the identity of the perpetrators
28:24there's little point in holding on to them
28:26hmm
28:26makes sense
28:27I'm er
28:28alphabeticising
28:30er
28:30and sorting according to the genre
28:32I suppose
28:33why didn't you mention this lady friend to me
28:38I'm there for the gossip mate
28:47oh look look look look
28:52the back
28:52the back
28:53I thought it said Eva had parted him
28:55she did
28:56it was very dramatic
28:57fingers crossed for the second round
28:59I can't believe we missed the first round
29:00do you know what it's like
29:02it's like a pound shot
29:03Colleen Rooney versus
29:04Rebecca Vardy
29:06are you sure this is a good idea
29:09do you think you're going to get any sympathy at home
29:11with that gorilla Carl
29:13and if I'm the poor sap who showed you
29:16you're going to cry on
29:17I need a drink
29:18I asked you two to leave
29:20Abby really needs to talk
29:22she's going through something right now
29:24all right Tracy
29:25tell the world why don't you
29:27Eva
29:27have you never heard of female solidarity
29:29I have got this
29:31thank you
29:32we're supposed to be charming the locals
29:33not slinging them out
29:35what would you like ladies
29:37aww thank you Maggie
29:38you're a real breath of fresh air
29:41aww do you know what
29:42I'm going on my break
29:43sorry about that
29:46she's not a people person
29:48I'll bring your drinks over
29:50great
29:51er red wine and
29:52an alaban orange
29:53thanks
29:54thanks
29:54go on
29:55well that was a bit of a let down wasn't it
30:00well we already had Carla carted off by the police
30:03what more action do you need
30:04I need all I can get these days
30:06Carla said it was a made up report
30:08I don't know what's going on with her these days
30:09she hardly comes into work at all
30:11yeah and when she does she can't make a decision
30:13honestly you'd be glad you're in packing
30:14people think it's dead simple
30:16but there's seven different types of sticky tape for a start
30:18it's a minefield
30:19what if he does try and go through with it
30:25do you seriously think that social services are going to give custody of Alfie to Kevin
30:30from what I've heard
30:32he's turned number 13 into some sort of poker den
30:35what's Alfie going to do
30:36deal out the cards wearing a little visor
30:38yeah but with my past
30:40there could be a chance that the courts could side with him
30:43oh pull yourself together
30:45Alfie isn't even Kevin's kid
30:48trust me
30:49all of this is because he's hurting
30:51that's all
30:52I hope so
30:53if I lost Alfie I really would have nothing left to live for
30:57what's all this about you doing a half marathon
31:05well it's just something me and James decided on our run today
31:08why
31:08you look very pally in this photo
31:10not as pally as you and Pete were yesterday
31:15right so that's what this is about
31:19it's just a run Todd
31:20I dare you weekend
31:21get over yourself
31:22right I'm going to go and get dressed
31:24thanks for coming
31:33yeah well the highlight of my day so far
31:35has been Tracy and Abby's scrapping at the pub
31:38so I'm hoping you can beat that
31:39sorry I missed it
31:40couldn't my day get any worse
31:41using humour as a deflection
31:43noted
31:44you were more fun before you had therapy you know
31:47you alright
31:48yeah I need it
31:49just a coffee for me please
31:51what's going on over there
31:53you've put Jack Kerouac's on the road in the travel station
31:58it's about travel
32:00it's a novel
32:02based on his own travels
32:06with fictionalised characters
32:08I thought it'd keep him busy but it's already more trouble than it's worth
32:11hey
32:12if you two aren't going to play nicely
32:15I'll have to take your toys off you
32:17books are not toys Nina
32:18I'm just trying to inject a bit of levity into the situation Roy
32:21oh
32:22oh right
32:24unnoted
32:25so I was convinced it was Becky and Ian's rubbing it right
32:31and Lisa comes in
32:32sees me
32:34sees her
32:35and then
32:35who looks like the look case
32:37and where's Lisa now?
32:38well that's just it
32:39Becky
32:40played the blind
32:41I mean she came over all reasonable
32:42and I just looked like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill didn't I
32:46so
32:46she went off
32:48Lisa folder
32:49well to be fair
32:49it wasn't Becky who made the fraud report
32:51which
32:53kind of does make you look like the unreasonable one
32:57she will have had something to do with it
32:58I'm being gaslit Ryan
33:00maybe
33:01what do you mean?
33:02well thanks for the support
33:03no right
33:04okay if it is this Eli
33:05then
33:06maybe she's just taking advantage of it
33:08I mean she's definitely manipulating you either way
33:10thank you
33:11but
33:11okay after my acid attack
33:13I was convinced that
33:15when people were looking at me
33:16they were looking at me scars
33:17right
33:18then after a little bit
33:19I realised
33:20you know
33:21maybe they're not looking at me scars
33:23maybe that's just because that's what I was focused on
33:25maybe they're looking at me for another reason
33:27maybe they fancy me
33:28you can help
33:29I thought you were mum one of those
33:32boomer shopping spa day things
33:34just to change your plan
33:36what are you up to?
33:38we could stretch for lunch if you want
33:39I was going to go into town to get some new trainers
33:41the soul's come away from this one
33:43but I am skint as a pair
33:45oh well played
33:51it's because I'm a favourite child
33:53wow
33:53and some of this
33:54lunch would have been cheaper
33:56thank you
33:57tell mum I'll see you later
33:59well dear love you
34:00unbelievable
34:01what do you think it's doing to Betsy's head eh
34:06all this
34:07especially with that mum
34:09in her ear all the time
34:10sounds to me like you're playing right into Becky's hand
34:13she just makes me so mad Ryan
34:15honestly it's just sniffing around Lisa all the time
34:20with that smug stupid little face
34:21and her face is falling for it
34:23Lisa loves you
34:24Carla
34:25Lisa's going to choose you
34:27every time
34:28where is she then?
34:44been looking for you everywhere
34:46you're transferring your phone you know
34:51you're a copper
34:52didn't want to make it too easy for you
34:55been looking at those photos
34:58from that holiday we had in Istanbul
35:01Becky this has got to stop
35:04what me loving you
35:05all of it
35:07housekeeper's day off
35:36have you come to kick off about Abbey?
35:39no actually
35:40I've come to fight her corner
35:42she's really upset
35:44she burst into tears after you stormed off
35:47now
35:48sit down
35:49no I won't tell
35:51listen
35:53Kev
35:54I've known you my whole life
35:57and I know we're not exactly
35:58busy mates or out
36:00but you're not a cruel person
36:02she's told me you're threatening
36:04to take Alfie off her
36:06I was just trying to
36:07shock her into coming to her senses
36:10sorting herself out
36:12gallivanting with Carl
36:13ignoring calls from the nursery
36:15what and you thought threatening to take a kid away
36:18was the best way to go about it
36:19well someone's got to get through to her
36:21probably not that way
36:22probably not
36:23you've seen the state of this place
36:25I can barely look after myself these days
36:27let alone a toddler
36:29I could have easily kicked off
36:32when Carla went for me
36:33it reported her
36:34I know
36:35is she always like that
36:36firing pot shots at random people
36:38flying off the handle
36:39I think when we're being stalked
36:41you think that's what I'm doing
36:45stalking you
36:47well whatever it is
36:48it's got to stop
36:49wait Becky
36:53Becky
36:54I'm sorry about what I said before
37:12I think the half marathon's a really good idea
37:14yeah
37:15even if I'll be training with a fit PT like James
37:18they're all fit aren't they
37:19won't get many clients if they weren't
37:21no there's no need to get jealous
37:22as the er
37:24great walrus of love
37:26Barry White wrote
37:27I love you just the way you are
37:28actually it was er
37:29Billy Joel wrote it
37:30er
37:31Barry White just covered it
37:32you're right little know it all you aren't you
37:34good job I love every little lump
37:35and blub blub
37:36get off
37:36I'm only messing about
37:38I'll tell you what
37:40why don't you
37:41do this half marathon with me
37:42eh
37:43we don't want you getting a spare tyre
37:44that's a hard no
37:45er
37:46it's my idea of hell
37:47you wanted to go for a run this afternoon
37:49yeah I'll go for a run
37:50I just don't want to do it next to a bunch of people dressed as cartoon animals
37:53anyway you don't want to go for a run with me now do you
37:55you've just been with James
37:56oh no no
37:57I need the practice
37:58come on put your running gear on
38:00yeah let's just look at 5k
38:02hmm
38:03hey
38:10you can't stay away from me today
38:13I've er
38:15been to see Kevin
38:16er
38:17what's she doing here
38:18I'm doing Abby a favour
38:21well that's her laugh
38:22it wasn't long since you were blackmailing us both
38:24he didn't mean it about Alfie
38:26he only said that to try and shock you
38:28into taking better care of him
38:30I am doing me best
38:31don't tell me that
38:32tell him
38:33anyway he's dropped the whole idea
38:35not that he had any intention of going through with it in the first place
38:39no need to thank me
38:41thank you
38:42I could kiss you
38:43er no Tar
38:44I know where you've been
38:47bye
38:50this
38:54might be the kick up the backside that I needed
38:57where are you going now?
38:59I'm going to get Alfie
39:00from now on everything's going to be different
39:02me you and him
39:03we're going to be a proper little family
39:05terrific
39:13how about a couple of knock-knock jokes eh?
39:18listen
39:18you're fine
39:19I just
39:20feel a bit meh
39:21maybe a dirty limerick?
39:23oh
39:23that brings back memories
39:24eh?
39:25my auntie Janine had a summer cottage there
39:28where?
39:29limerick
39:29what were you talking about?
39:32she managed to do in two seconds
39:36what I failed to do in half an hour
39:37Maggie
39:38there's no tonic
39:39you know where they are?
39:45blimey
39:45look at the state of you
39:47hmm
39:47what have you come in for?
39:49a drink
39:49or a defibrillator?
39:515k
39:52oh come on
39:53please
39:53we've just done once around the red rack
39:55it's a big rack
39:56and so are you
39:57but I don't go on about it
39:58need a lager
39:59too right
40:01you've a look of John Mills
40:02and Ice Cold and Alex
40:04I'll tell you what
40:05will you make that too please?
40:06do you want a drink girls?
40:08oh go on
40:08I'll have a G&T
40:09I'm feeling fancy
40:10oh yeah
40:10same for me thanks
40:11get a shift on those tannics Eva
40:13I don't like to keep my customers waiting
40:15excuse me
40:18oh so um
40:21what is all this in aid of?
40:23getting fit
40:24well you wouldn't catch me in a gym
40:26people have heart attacks in gyms
40:29when have you been near a gym ever?
40:31exactly
40:31and I'm strong as an axe
40:33yeah
40:34it needs to be with him
40:35I've just realised that I can't rely solely on my sparkling personality anymore
40:39he's trying to talk me into signing up for a half marathon
40:42well I mean talk is cheap
40:45we're both entered
40:46what?
40:48yeah
40:48you know I signed up online
40:50and the best thing is we're raising money for an M&D charity
40:53oh
40:54see you
40:55oh that is so wonderful
40:56oh I could hug you but I've just washed my hair
41:00well you're always saying you want to do more for them after they were so brilliant with Paul
41:03so you know
41:04two birds
41:04one stunt
41:05and the best bit is now you can't get out of it
41:07hey
41:14hey
41:15I did text you I was going to get cracking on with some dinner but there's very little to work with
41:20which is why I picked something up
41:22I thought we'd go healthy
41:23oh
41:25then I decided that was a terrible idea so it was dirty burgers and posh wine
41:30hmm
41:31result
41:32hey
41:34hey
41:35look
41:37I uh
41:39I thought you'd be mad at me you know for going after her
41:42but I just don't want to cause any more trouble for us Carla
41:44I know I thought you'd be mad at me because I went off at her but
41:48I don't know
41:49I think that's what she wants
41:52I mean to wind me up and push my buttons
41:54yeah well I told her to leave us alone
41:56did you?
41:59yeah
41:59I'm really sorry I let her ruin today for us
42:04no you didn't
42:06you didn't
42:09anyway you've salvaged it with dirty burgers and wine
42:13I just need to keep telling myself that
42:18this situation is not going to be forever
42:20she's going to be gone soon and
42:22I just need to keep a lid on this awful temporary line
42:25but I'm telling you baby it ain't easy
42:28come here
42:43sirs are now demanding a bubble bath so
42:48there might be some time
42:50no worries
42:51yes mate
43:11it's Carl
43:11well that's why I'm calling
43:14I'm missing Deutschland
43:17yeah things haven't really worked out here
43:20so if you can keep an eye out for any little flats
43:24somewhere central
43:25are you serious?
43:29do you still live in the same place?
43:32mate that would really help till I find somewhere
43:34no
43:36no
43:37it'll just be me
43:39flying solo
43:41alright cheers mate
43:44thank you
43:53no
43:54no
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