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00:00Every day I'm better than I ever was before
00:07Every day I'm loving, living more and more
00:12Every day holds keys to possibilities galore
00:17Every day is better than before
00:20How you feel depends on who you are
00:26Who you are depends on what you do
00:30What you do is mostly up to you
00:35It's true, you can make a better you
00:40Every day is a new world that I'm through to explore
00:46Every day opportunity knocks at my door
00:50Every day I'm loving, living more and more and more
00:56And every day is better than
00:58Keep on saying yes I can
01:01And every day is better than before
01:04You must remember to fix that
01:12You must remember to fix that
01:18And every day is better than before
01:20You must remember to fix it
01:21You must remember to fix it
01:23You must remember to fix it
01:24You must remember to fix it
01:25Well, good, you found some more seed packages, good.
01:45How much longer are we going to do inventory?
01:49We've been counting seeds for hours.
01:52So?
01:55One butternut squash.
01:58One butternut squash.
02:01Six Dapper Dan zucchinis.
02:03Six Dapper Dan zucchinis.
02:06Three Snappy Boy radishes.
02:09Three Snappy Boy radishes.
02:12Oh, Curtis, I can't count anymore.
02:13I close my eyes and all I see is vegetables.
02:15My whole head is full of vegetables.
02:17You're telling me?
02:21Mr. McGibbon, we need to order another lawnmower.
02:23All right, I'll make a note of it, Leonard.
02:26Why do we have to take inventory anyway?
02:29So we'll know what we have on the shelves.
02:31Then we will know what to reorder.
02:34All right.
02:35Have you counted this leaf blower yet?
02:38Uh, no, I'm fixing that for a customer.
02:40It has a bad switch.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh.
03:00All right, Brazil.
03:02We'll have to count them all over again.
03:05Veggie time.
03:06One butternut squash.
03:21Look at this.
03:22There's water spots all over everything.
03:25I'm sorry, Ted.
03:27We'll just have to move to another town and change our names.
03:30That's cute.
03:32Cute.
03:33Hi.
03:34Hi.
03:35Hi, hi.
03:36Has two eyes.
03:40What's going on?
03:42And one, what's going on?
03:44Lucy is suffering from inventory burnout.
03:48Oh, two tomatoes and six pieces of carrots and one head of lettuce and one snappy boy radish.
04:02What's in here?
04:03Oh, no, look.
04:04What is it?
04:04It's rice.
04:05Oh.
04:10Now your planet's going to get it.
04:12Die, alien dogs.
04:17Okay.
04:17Dinner will be ready in ten minutes.
04:19Oh, good.
04:20How did you finally get the inventory done?
04:22We would have, but we were hit by Hurricane Lucy.
04:27Come on, you two.
04:29Inventory's a dull, boring job no matter how you do it.
04:32Not to me.
04:34Oh, and what kind of inventory do you keep, Becky?
04:37Well, I have all my Barbie doll clothes listed on the computer.
04:40Watch this.
04:46246 items.
04:47That includes a string bikini, designer jeans, and a shirt with a teeny little alligator on it.
04:54How does this thing work?
04:57It's easy.
04:58Say Barbie and Ken are going out for the evening,
05:00and Barbie's wearing her red taffeta evening gown with the off-the-shoulder top.
05:05Hmm.
05:08Barbie isn't exactly playing hard to get.
05:12To figure out what shoes go with that outfit, I punch it up.
05:18And there's a list of 11 pairs of shoes that match.
05:21Well, that's wonderful.
05:25Curtis, you know what this means.
05:27Yes.
05:28If Ken marries Barbie, he'll have to have two jobs to keep her in pumps.
05:35No, it means we should use a computer in the store.
05:37Oh, they cost a fortune.
05:39Well, you could lease it.
05:41We don't need one.
05:42But if we don't get a computer, you're going to have to do inventory with me every year for the rest of your life.
05:48I wonder if that computer store is still open.
05:54360, 61, 62, 63.
05:57363 toggle bolts.
06:03Okay, and the good news is we finished.
06:06Bye-bye, old-fashioned inventory.
06:10What are you doing with my registers?
06:14Ah, well, we don't need them anymore, Curtis.
06:17You'll be glad to know that the entire store is right in here.
06:21Oh, now all we need are teensy-weensy little customers to go in there and buy things.
06:29How is this going to save us time?
06:32You have to enter the entire inventory into it.
06:36But we never have to do it again.
06:38The computer's hooked up to the cash register.
06:40Whenever somebody buys something, it automatically subtracts it from the inventory.
06:46It can do all that?
06:47Oh, yeah, you got to see that baby in action, Chief.
06:50Oh.
06:50Yeah, look, a customer comes in, makes a purchase, and then beep, beep, beep, and it's all done.
06:59Really?
06:59Yeah, watch your register.
07:05Lucille, really?
07:09Lucille, will you?
07:12All right, all right, I got it.
07:14I got it.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:21I just couldn't help that.
07:22Yeah, good morning, everybody.
07:24Oh, hi, Stanley.
07:27How are you?
07:27Hello, Stanley.
07:28Oh, well, now, what have we here?
07:32M&B hardware has entered the computer age.
07:36Oh, smooth move, Curtis.
07:38That's the way to get the jump on the competition.
07:40Well, you know me, always keeping up with the times.
07:44Yeah, he's almost up to 1956.
07:50All right, Stanley, I'll give you our order, then we'll get down to the real business, our
07:57chess game.
07:58Oh, Curtis, you are a glutton for punishment.
08:02Here we are.
08:03All right, now, what can I do for you?
08:07Well, I need one of those Chadwick lawnmowers, all right?
08:11No, we don't.
08:12It's on its way.
08:14It is?
08:15Yeah, we ordered it directly from the warehouse, you know, on the new computer.
08:19You're ordering by computer, too?
08:22Curtis, I'll lose my commission.
08:24I'm sorry, Stanley, but computers are more efficient.
08:26They don't make mistakes like people do, you know, nothing personal.
08:31I'm not taking it personally.
08:33Why should I take it personally?
08:37I don't have to eat.
08:41Oh, Lucille, this is a fine way to treat someone I've done business with for 30 years.
08:48No, no, don't blame her, Curtis.
08:50You're not the first store to computerize.
08:53It's been happening more and more.
08:55Oh, but I hate it, Stanley.
08:57The day of the human being is over.
09:00It's disappearing.
09:01We're on the brink of extinction, like the black-footed ferret.
09:08I never thought of myself exactly like that.
09:12Well, you should.
09:13Gone is gone, no matter whether you're killed off by a computer or a gopher snake.
09:20Oh, Curtis, you've been watching Wild Kingdom too much.
09:26Well, I guess this is goodbye, Curtis.
09:29Well, I'm going to miss you, Stanley.
09:32You were a good chess partner.
09:34Well, we've been through a lot together, from the pot-bellied stove to the microwave, then back to the pot-belly.
09:43I'm going to miss you, Curtis.
09:49I'm sorry, Stanley.
09:54I loathe this thing.
09:58Now, look, Curtis, change his heart on everybody.
10:00Just relax and let Mr. Computer become your friend.
10:04I don't want to relax.
10:06I'm happy being rigid.
10:13Come on, you really should get to know him better.
10:16The man at the computer store wrote down some instructions on these cards.
10:20And I'm going to put them right up here, where you can see them.
10:24Now, would you use these little refrigerator magnets?
10:29What do you want, the tiny broccolis or the little weenies?
10:31The term weenie seems to fit this situation.
10:41Okay.
10:42Now, the first one says, press power switch on.
10:46See?
10:48This says, wait for your program to appear.
10:52And this is, never place a magnet within a foot of the computer.
10:56Lucille, Lucille.
11:12Why can't you stick a magnet to the computer?
11:17Well, uh, I don't, uh, maybe it says on the card, maybe it said something I didn't.
11:23Oh, yeah, there's a little, yeah.
11:27Magnets will erase all the data you have entered.
11:32And just what does that mean?
11:39Well, it means that, uh, that it would wipe out all the information in the computer.
11:45But I'm sure they don't mean weenie magnets.
11:49They mean grown-up magnets, you know.
11:53Wipe out everything?
11:57You have lost our entire inventory?
12:01No, everything's fine.
12:03I'll print it out and you'll see.
12:05Oh?
12:05All right, all right.
12:14Without what?
12:15These pages are blank.
12:17Blank!
12:19Oh, don't tell me if I thought I could...
12:22Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
12:24Oh, no, Lucille, Lucille.
12:27Give me back my inventory.
12:31What's going on?
12:33Well, the inventory's gone.
12:36I can't believe three little weenies did all this.
12:41This infernal machine is ruining my life.
12:45I lost my chest partner.
12:47I've lost my inventory.
12:50Is there any way I could stick you in there?
12:55Oh, Curtis, look, I understand you're upset,
12:57but not everything's gone wrong.
12:59I did use the computer to order a lawnmower.
13:05It'll be delivered tomorrow.
13:07Oh, wonderful.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Besides, we can put the inventory in the computer again.
13:14Huh?
13:14Yeah, Leonard, go get the old inventory sheets out of the trash.
13:18Yeah.
13:19It's too late.
13:20What do you mean it's too late?
13:21Well, I got out back, the truck was there,
13:22and they took it away.
13:24You gave our trash to the trash man?
13:33Seemed like the thing to do.
13:37Well, Lucille, I hope you are happy.
13:41Thanks to you, we have to count everything all over again.
13:46Leonard!
13:46One toggle ball.
13:54Two toggle balls.
13:56One toggle ball.
13:57One toggle ball.
13:58One toggle ball.
14:16One toggle ball.
14:18One toggle ball.
14:20One toggle ball.
14:22Is it possible they breed?
14:27Leonard!
14:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:31Good morning.
14:32They delivered the lawnmowers.
14:34No kidding.
14:36The rest of them are out back and in the parking lot.
14:40But I only ordered one.
14:42I tried to stop them,
14:43but they said that you ordered a hundred and eleven.
14:47Lucille, could this have anything to do with our friend, Mr. Computer?
14:52No way, no way.
14:53No way.
14:54When Mr. Computer asked me how many lawnmowers I wanted,
14:58I pressed the one button once.
15:01Just like that.
15:05And right here on the screen, it says one.
15:09111.
15:10See, that's what you did.
15:12You pressed the key too long, and it typed out three ones instead of one one.
15:16Oh.
15:17But they gave us a discount for ordering so many.
15:21Well, that's good news, isn't it?
15:25I didn't think so.
15:27No, that's not good news.
15:28All right, let me see that.
15:30This is obviously a mistake.
15:31I'm sure the company will take them all back.
15:33I'm afraid not, boss.
15:34It says right here, all sales final.
15:37That's ridiculous.
15:38Four thousand one hundred ninety-two dollars and sixty-seven cents.
15:45I'm not going to pay this bill.
15:47You already did.
15:48What?
15:50See, Chief, your computer's floppy disk has an automatic payment module
15:54that wires an immediate cash transfer when you modem in the order.
15:58Speak English!
16:01Stop for it!
16:02Yes.
16:02Well, Lucille, you and this motley bag of microchips have really screwed up.
16:15Now, look, Curtis, I got an idea.
16:17I'll notify the bank and tell them to stop payment.
16:19Mr. Computer will straighten it all out.
16:22Well, he'd better.
16:24Or his disk is going to be a lot floppier than it is now.
16:28Uh.
16:41Uh.
16:42Oh.
16:43What is it?
16:44What is it?
16:45Oh, look, look, look.
16:47Oh, big sale at Niedermeyers.
16:49I know about that.
16:50Not that, not that.
16:52I'm dead.
16:55You're not dead.
16:56You're just not a lot of fun.
16:57Will you see for yourself
17:02I'm in the obituary
17:03Oh
17:08Curtis McGibbon
17:10Pasadena merchant
17:11Beloved and devoted
17:13Father and grandfather
17:14It's a nice write-up, Curtis
17:16What do I have to say?
17:19Well
17:20It's obviously a mistake
17:22You're standing right here
17:24I can pinch you
17:25Some people have no respect
17:28For the departed
17:29No
17:32Yeah
17:36Flowers for the McGibbon family
17:38Wonder who these are from
17:41The Pasadena Chamber of Commerce
17:43Sorry to hear about old man McGibbon
17:45I'm old man McGibbon
17:48Gee
17:49And you look so lifelike
17:51Well
17:55I am going down to that newspaper
17:58And when I am through talking
18:00They will know who's dead
18:02And who is alive
18:04George
18:05Hey
18:07Don't you think you should get dressed first?
18:11I guess so
18:12I'll get it
18:15Oh Leonard
18:20I came here the minute I read about Mr. McGibbon
18:25Oh Leonard
18:26He had so much to live for
18:29Leonard, listen
18:30He was like a father to me
18:31I'm gonna miss that old goat
18:33Yeah
18:34The grouchy way he used to say good morning
18:38And the way he used to yell at me
18:40Remember
18:40It's like I can hear him now
18:52I feel like
18:52You idiot
18:54You're alive
18:57You're alive
18:58He's alive
18:59You're alive
19:00You're alive
19:00You're alive
19:01You're alive
19:01You're me
19:02Oh
19:02Oh
19:03I gotta go to Torrance and tell my mother
19:04Oh
19:05She's gonna be disappointed, you know
19:07She was hoping I could have your blue serge suit
19:09Well, I'm going
19:20Curtis
19:21I have a friend down at the newspaper
19:23And I'm gonna call her and straighten this whole thing out
19:26This is silly
19:27The nerve of Leonard's mother
19:28Yeah
19:29I was planning on being buried in that blue serge suit
19:35Oh, hello, Carol
19:37Lucy
19:39Yeah, listen
19:40About Curtis
19:41No, you don't understand
19:44He's not dead
19:46I am facing up to reality
19:49I'm telling you
19:50He's still with us
19:51No, not just in spirit
19:54He's here in the grumpy flesh
19:56All right
19:59Carol
19:59Where did you get your information?
20:01Well, they'll just have to straighten it out
20:06All right
20:07I'll talk to you later
20:07Well?
20:09Somebody at the bank told them that you passed away
20:12Where could they get an idea like that?
20:16Don't look at me
20:16Only contact I've had with the bank is by computer
20:19I told them to stop payment for all those lawnmowers
20:24I have the printout sheet right here
20:26Oh?
20:27Yeah, see
20:28Stop payment order on check number 2057 payable to CM
20:32C-M?
20:34Yeah, Chadwick Mowers
20:36See, that's computer talk
20:37They abbreviate everything, yeah
20:38Oh
20:39Reason for cancellation of order
20:41CM decreased
20:42Chadwick Mowers decreased
20:44This doesn't say decreased
20:48You typed deceased
20:51CM deceased
20:57And the bank thought CM stood for Curtis McGibber
21:01You're the one who said I was deceased
21:05You're the one who said I was dead
21:07I think I'll eat some breakfast
21:09Listen to me
21:11I don't have to, you're dead
21:13I want to thank you, Stanley
21:21For convincing your company
21:23To take back all those lawnmowers
21:25I didn't want to get written out of your will
21:28You know, it's an eerie feeling
21:31Reading your name in the obituary column
21:34You know, there were moments
21:36When I began to miss me
21:39Hi
21:43Oh
21:44Hello, Lucy
21:45Well
21:46I returned it, Curtis
21:49M&B hardware is no longer computerized
21:53Oh, thank goodness
21:55And I straightened it out with the bank
21:57You should be alive by next Wednesday
22:00And the newspaper
22:03Are they going to print a retraction?
22:06Oh, better than that
22:07They're going to put you in the birth announcements
22:09Yeah, 205 pound bouncing baby boy
22:14Stanley, I owe you an apology
22:19I was wrong to think that we could do business
22:22Without people like you
22:23That's okay, Mrs. Barker
22:25Are you sure you're not going to miss your computer?
22:28Oh, no, no
22:28Computers are all wrong for us
22:31M&B is a small, personal business
22:34But
22:35I did find what this store really needs
22:38Wait right there
22:41Come in, Rupert
22:43He can carry boxes, stock shelves
22:57He can even dust
22:59Hey, wait a minute
23:00That's my job
23:01Nothing personal, Leonard
23:02Nothing personal
23:03Curtis, meet Rupert
23:06How do you do, Curtis?
23:11Shake hands with him
23:13Uh, I'm fine
23:15Thank you very much
23:16Get him out of here
23:24But, why, Curtis
23:26Rupert
23:28Get out
23:29Okay
23:30Rupert
23:33Rupert, don't listen to him
23:35For the last time
23:36Get out
23:37Oh, yeah
23:40Make me
23:42Oh, oh, well
23:45Now
23:45Hold on
23:46Make me
23:47Rupert
23:49Shows
23:51Pardon?
23:53Wen
23:53Fsh
23:59Unt routes
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