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00:00Every day I'm better than I ever was before
00:07Every day I'm loving, living more and more
00:12Every day holds keys to possibilities galore
00:17Every day is better than before
00:20How you feel depends on who you are
00:26Who you are depends on what you do
00:30What you do is mostly up to you
00:35It's true, you can make a better you
00:40Every day is a new world that I'm eager to explore
00:46Every day opportunity knocks at my door
00:50Every day I'm loving, living more and more and more
00:56And every day is better than
00:58Keep on saying yes I can
01:01And every day is better than before
01:04I'm loving, living more and more
01:09I'm loving, living more and more
01:10Before we go, I'm loving my path
01:12Every day is better than before
01:13I'm loving my path
01:13But even if I go, I'm loving my path
01:18At least when I'm loving my path
01:19And I'm loving my path
01:20I'm loving my path
01:21I think I bet my wonton.
01:47What are you doing up in the middle of the night, anyway?
01:50Oh, well, I had an odd time sleeping, huh?
01:54I'm worried about the business.
01:56Oh, come on now.
01:59I guess we have been losing some customers since hardware.
02:02Heaven opened up their new branch.
02:06Is that what's keeping you up?
02:08No, no, no, no.
02:10I was worried somebody would finish my broccoli and goat cheese casserole.
02:15Trust me.
02:18It would have stayed there all winter.
02:25You know, Curtis.
02:27You really don't have to worry.
02:30M&B hardware can stand a little competition, even from a big chain.
02:35You really think so?
02:36Absolutely.
02:37And always remember, we're in this together.
02:39You have got me for a business partner.
02:42Oh, Lord.
02:52Hi, we didn't know anybody else was up.
02:54Oh, what are you doing up, son?
02:56I'm too worried to sleep.
02:58And I can't sleep because he can't sleep.
03:01So what are you worried about, Ted?
03:03Well, there are 40,000 first-year law students in the United States
03:07and we are all graduating at the same time.
03:09Now, how am I ever going to find a job?
03:11I read in the paper that 72% of all law students flunk the bar exams.
03:19That's good.
03:22Right.
03:23No, wait a minute.
03:24That's bad.
03:25What if I flunk?
03:26No way.
03:28You are the smartest man in the whole McGibbon family.
03:35What's going on?
03:36Becky, what are you doing up?
03:37I can't sleep.
03:38Oh, what's the matter, sweetheart?
03:40Patty and I had a fight.
03:42I'm not going to speak to her for a hundred million years.
03:45Well, by that time, you'll have a lot to catch up on.
03:47Trust me, Becky, you and Patty will make up.
03:51You sure?
03:52Positive.
03:53Best friends fight all the time.
03:56Boy, you and Grandpa must really be best friends.
04:11Hey, it's party time!
04:14Kevin, you too?
04:17It's 1.30 in the morning.
04:19I can't sleep.
04:21So, what are you worried about?
04:23I'm worried Miami Bites will be canceled before I'm old enough to watch it.
04:29Well, as long as we're all up, let's eat.
04:32Oh, thank you.
04:33All right.
04:34Oh, this looks good.
04:37Mmm.
04:38Mmm.
04:39What is it?
04:40My science project.
04:41I'm learning to grow mold.
04:54Things are sure slow around here.
04:57Yeah.
04:59Our business died and went to hardware heaven.
05:02Can I help you?
05:07Can I help you, madam?
05:09Welcome to M&B, home of all your hardware needs.
05:12Today, we have a special, a two-for-one sale.
05:15You buy any two items and I, for one, will be thrilled.
05:17Two-for-one thrilled, Mrs. B.
05:23Uh, what can I do for you, madam?
05:28I'd, uh, I'd like a fly swatter.
05:30One fly swatter coming right up.
05:35There you are.
05:36How much is that?
05:37A dollar sixty-five.
05:38Oh, I can get that at hardware heaven for 99 cents.
05:41Oh.
05:42Well, maybe so, but will they take the time to show you how to use it?
05:48I, I, I don't think so.
05:53No, of course not.
05:57Oh, you're in luck.
05:58There's our demonstration fly now.
06:03Demonstration fly?
06:04Yes, yes, he just works for us.
06:07Yes.
06:08Oh, you're in luck.
06:14Oh!
06:15Oh, my God.
06:45I'm going to hardware heaven!
06:55Attention, everyone!
06:57Our troubles are over!
06:59I have in this box a sure-fire sales promotion!
07:03I knew you wouldn't let us down, Curtis!
07:06What brilliant idea have you come up with?
07:08Promotional potholders!
07:11There we are!
07:12One side our name, on the other
07:14when your home repair problem is too hot to handle!
07:18Ha!
07:20I, um...
07:21I hate to burst your bubble, Curtis,
07:23but I haven't seen promotional potholders
07:26since Wendell Wilkie ran for president.
07:30I like Wilkie.
07:34Customer at 4 o'clock!
07:36Hey, that looks like, uh...
07:37Fred Dunlap, the TV star!
07:39Oh, yeah!
07:40Good morning, everybody!
07:41May I help you, Mr. Dunlap?
07:43Freeze!
07:46I will take care of Mr. Dunlap.
07:49Good morning, sir.
07:50What can I do for you today?
07:52Well, sir, uh...
07:53I have a problem with my dish spitzer.
07:55You see, there's a kink in the whatchamacallit,
07:56and every time I turn it on,
07:57instead of spritzing out the front,
07:58it sorta goes, like...
07:59phst, phst, phst!
08:00out of the sides.
08:01You know what I mean?
08:05Uh...
08:06Uh, allow me.
08:07Uh, allow me.
08:09Does it go...
08:11Or is it spritzing and...
08:13at the same time.
08:17Well, no, it's spritzing and going,
08:18yes.
08:19Oh, well, you're lucky you've got a little spritz left.
08:22Yes, I'm not.
08:24Sometimes, sometimes
08:26turns into
08:28how do I fix it?
08:35Uh...
08:36Allow me.
08:39Obviously,
08:40you need a replacement hose.
08:42I would suggest nylon,
08:44and a few number three clamps.
08:45I'll get them for you, sir.
08:47Okay, thank you.
08:47You know, if I had to call a plumber,
08:49it would cost me a fortune.
08:50Oh, yes?
08:51I'll cut the hose for you, Mr. McGibbon.
08:53Of course you will.
08:57You know, Mr. Dunlap,
08:59I just love your TV show,
09:01Wake Up Pasadena.
09:03It's my favorite program.
09:07It must be exciting
09:08to be a talk show host.
09:10Well, it is, it is, but it's hard work.
09:12Yeah.
09:12I do five shows a week.
09:14No.
09:14Yes.
09:15Sometimes I don't know where
09:16my next guest is coming from.
09:17Oh, really?
09:18Yes.
09:19Oh.
09:19Here you are, Mr. Dunlap.
09:22I wrote out a few simple instructions
09:25as to installing the new hose.
09:27You should have it fixed
09:29in, oh, ten minutes tops.
09:31Thank you very much, sir.
09:32I don't know what I'd do without you.
09:33You know, you are a regular Mr. Fix-It.
09:35Curtis McGibbon is Mr. Fix-It.
09:39What?
09:40Here is your next guest
09:43for Wake Up Pasadena,
09:45Mr. Fix-It.
09:46You know,
09:47that's not a bad idea.
09:49It's a great idea.
09:51Oh, I don't think I'm TV material.
09:55Although a great many people
09:59say I have a strong resemblance
10:01to Mr. Whipple.
10:05I, um, I like it.
10:06I mean, it's folksy.
10:07Oh, yeah.
10:08Mr. McGibbon's as folksy
10:09as you can get.
10:10He sure is.
10:11Okay, let's do it.
10:12I'm gonna talk to my producer.
10:13We'll set it up for next week.
10:14How about that?
10:15Oh, wonderful.
10:16And would you just charge this, please?
10:18Of course.
10:19Yes.
10:19Oh, how great.
10:21Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
10:22How about that?
10:24Congratulations, Mr. McGibbon.
10:25Oh, now everybody will know
10:27what M&B has to offer
10:28that hardware heaven doesn't.
10:31Personal service.
10:33We are going to be great on TV.
10:35Ha-ha!
10:36By joke, I can see it now.
10:37We're gonna...
10:38What do you mean, we?
10:44Well, I just assumed
10:46that I was going to be
10:47on television with you.
10:48Assume this.
10:52Over my dead body.
10:57Why can't I be on TV?
10:59Because when it comes
11:00to home repair,
11:01you are a total
11:02and complete incompetent.
11:05You'll mess things up
11:06and make a fool out of me.
11:08Well, aside from that...
11:10Curtis, please, look.
11:14It's not for me.
11:15It's for our grandchildren.
11:17Would you deny
11:20little Kevin and Becky
11:21the thrill of seeing
11:22their grandmother
11:23on television?
11:25But just look at
11:26those sad little eyes.
11:27They seem to be saying,
11:28let Grandma be on television.
11:31Funny.
11:32In my picture
11:33of Kevin and Becky,
11:35their sad little eyes
11:37seem to be saying,
11:39tell Grandma
11:40to buzz off.
11:41Can you believe
11:46the cost of groceries
11:47nowadays?
11:49Mom, what are you doing
11:50with Curtis' old chair?
11:51Well, Curtis will not
11:53let me go on television
11:55with him because he says
11:55I don't know anything
11:56about making home repairs.
11:58Well, this ought to show him.
12:01Well, he's getting the mail.
12:02He'll be right in.
12:03Good.
12:07Curtis?
12:08Yeah?
12:08I fixed your lounge chair.
12:12Oh, you did, did you?
12:14Yes, I did, did I?
12:17Now, look.
12:19See?
12:19Takes a load off your feet.
12:22Takes a load off your mind.
12:26Now for a little
12:28relaxing vibration.
12:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:56Mom, are you all right?
13:13Yeah.
13:21I never felt
13:22so relaxed in my life.
13:24Yeah.
13:26Lucille,
13:29your fate
13:31is sealed.
13:32You are not
13:33going on television
13:35with me.
13:36Oh.
13:40Well, you tried, Mom.
13:42Yeah.
13:42A lot of good
13:52it did me.
13:53A lot of good
13:53it did me.
13:55Mom, can I get you
13:56anything?
13:56You want a cup
13:57of herb tea
13:57or something?
13:59Herb who?
14:02Tea.
14:03No, thank you.
14:05All right.
14:07I'll just sit here
14:09all by myself.
14:10Nobody needs me.
14:15Nobody wants me.
14:17Nobody's listening.
14:21They're all out
14:22of pathetic range.
14:25Becky!
14:26No!
14:27Come on, Becky.
14:29Please!
14:29Forget it.
14:30No way.
14:31Kevin?
14:32Oh, boy.
14:33Oh, boy.
14:34What's the matter?
14:42Oh, nothing.
14:44Oh.
14:49What's the matter
14:50with you?
14:52Oh, nothing.
14:54Oh.
14:55Oh, come on, Kevin.
14:59Obviously,
14:59something's wrong.
15:02Becky and Patty
15:04won't let me
15:04play with them.
15:06Oh, why won't you
15:08let Kevin play
15:09with you?
15:09Because he doesn't
15:10know how to play
15:11kids trivia.
15:12He just gets in the way
15:13and makes a mess.
15:14Oh, now, darling,
15:16darling.
15:18Kevin needs
15:19an older sister
15:20to teach him things.
15:21Just because he
15:22can't do something,
15:23that doesn't mean
15:24that you're going
15:25to exclude him.
15:27But you said
15:28Grandma can't be
15:29on TV with you
15:30because she doesn't
15:30know anything
15:31about home repairs
15:32and she'll make a mess.
15:37Oh, well, yeah.
15:40That has nothing
15:41to do with what
15:42you're...
15:43So?
15:47So?
15:47You're not being
15:48fair either,
15:49are you?
15:49Answer the girl.
15:54Uh, well,
15:56no, I'm not
15:58being fair either.
16:00Okay, Kevin,
16:00you can play with us.
16:02Yippee!
16:04Well?
16:09All right, Lucille.
16:11You can be
16:12on television with me.
16:15Yay!
16:16Way to go, Grandma!
16:18Yeah!
16:18Way to go, Kevin.
16:20Yeah!
16:21Boom!
16:21Boom!
16:23Boom!
16:24Boom!
16:24Boom!
16:32Here you go, Mom.
16:33Thank you, dear.
16:34Is that what you're
16:35going to fix on television
16:36today, Grandpa?
16:38Yes, indeed, Becky.
16:39That's the one.
16:41Grandpa gave your dad
16:42and me that as a wedding gift.
16:44Ha, ha, ha.
16:45And they got married anyway.
16:46Grandma?
16:50Grandma?
16:51Hmm?
16:51When you go on television
16:53today,
16:53will you say hello
16:54to Kevin and me?
16:56Yeah!
16:56Ha, ha, I'd love to,
16:57but I think that's
16:59against the rules.
17:00Okay.
17:01I understand.
17:02I'll tell you what.
17:03Why don't we make up
17:03a secret signal
17:04that means hello?
17:06That way I can say
17:07hello to you and Kevin
17:07and nobody else
17:08in the whole world
17:09will know.
17:10I got it.
17:11Do this, Grandma.
17:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:22Kids.
17:23Ha, ha, ha.
17:25Well, now,
17:25that's really
17:26a good idea, Kevin,
17:27but maybe we should
17:28try something
17:28that's a little
17:29more secret.
17:30Why don't we do
17:31what Carol Burnett does
17:32when she says hello
17:33to her grandmother?
17:34She just does this.
17:36She pulls on her ear.
17:36Wow, that's awesome.
17:38Awesome.
17:41Okay, don't forget now.
17:42That's what I'll be doing for you.
17:43It's getting late.
17:44Shouldn't you guys be going?
17:46Yeah.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:48Showtime.
17:51Don't forget to smile, Dad.
17:52Oh, no, no, I won't.
17:54I'll be looking bright and chipper.
17:56Hey, hey, hey, you're forgetting your tools and everything.
17:59I am Mr. Fix-It.
18:01You are the assistant.
18:06All right, here we go.
18:10In five, four, three, two.
18:15Okay, welcome back to Wake Up Pasadena.
18:19Now, today, our first guest is going to come out,
18:21and he's going to tell us how to repair things ourselves
18:23and save ourselves a bundle.
18:26You'll see.
18:27Welcome, please, Mr. Fix-It.
18:36Well, hi there, Mr. Fix-It.
18:40Hello, Fred.
18:41Fred.
18:41Fred?
18:48And is this the lovely Mrs. Fix-It?
18:50Actually, I'm his business partner, Lucy Barker.
18:53I'm the bee in M&B Hardware.
18:56That's M&B Hardware, 7207 Hill Street,
18:59Pasadena, California, 911...
19:00Well, we get the idea, Mrs. Barker.
19:04Zero six.
19:08Well, what are you going to show us today, Mr. Fix-It?
19:11With a few simple repairs,
19:13this lamp could easily be put into working order.
19:17I see.
19:18Now, what do we have to do to it?
19:20Oh, well, we have to replace the broken switch
19:24and glue this part back onto the lamp itself.
19:33All you need are a few simple tools.
19:36First, the screwdriver.
19:38Uh, the screwdriver.
19:42And then, of course, the new switch.
19:44The new switch.
19:45And, finally, the strongest adhesive on the market,
19:54a wacky glue.
19:55The wacky glue.
19:59This is all very interesting, but we're running a little late.
20:02Do you think we could move it along?
20:03Oh, yes.
20:03You go on to the next step, Mr. Fix-It.
20:05Your trusty assistant will fix...
20:07I'll fix the switch.
20:08Oh.
20:08All right, now we'll check the plug
20:12to see if there are any frayed wires.
20:16No frayed wires on that.
20:17This is fine.
20:18Now, it is time to repair the lamp itself.
20:23If my assistant would apply the wacky glue.
20:28Right.
20:28Yes.
20:30And for proper adhesion,
20:32it is important to put glue on both pieces.
20:36Right, right, right.
20:37Uh, but please,
20:38be conservative.
20:41Yes, sir.
20:41You may not believe this,
20:43but the most common mistake people make
20:45is to use too much glue.
20:48Yeah, that's right.
20:48And that is sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.
20:54Yes, sir.
20:55Now, be sloppy.
20:55So, Mrs. Barker,
20:56why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?
20:59Ah, well, I...
21:00I have a lovely daughter, Margot,
21:04and a lovely son-in-law, Ted,
21:06and two lovely grandchildren,
21:08Becky and Kevin.
21:11Hi, this is me.
21:13Well, Mr. Fix-It,
21:30that looks pretty good, I must say.
21:32Oh, yes, indeed, yes.
21:34The instant wacky glue makes contact,
21:37it's impossible to pry it loose.
21:39Well, that looks as good as new.
21:44Which wasn't too good to begin with.
21:54What are you doing?
21:56I glued my fingers to my ear.
21:59Why?
22:00I put too much on,
22:04and I just wiped it off like that.
22:07Oh, all right.
22:08Well, let me help you.
22:11Ow!
22:12Let go.
22:13Can't let go.
22:15I'm stuck, too.
22:18Well, Mr. Fix-It,
22:19I want to thank you very much
22:21for being here today.
22:22This was a great pleasure.
22:23It really was.
22:24And you, too, Mrs. Barker.
22:25This was just wonderful, okay?
22:31Well, what do you know?
22:33It looks like we're stuck.
22:35Yeah, I guess that's why
22:36they call it wacky glue, huh, friend?
22:38Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:40Here, here.
22:41Let me give you a hand.
22:42Here, let's get that.
22:45Uh-oh.
22:46I'll tell you what, let's do.
22:47Why don't we just move over
22:49to the couch,
22:49and maybe we can introduce
22:51our next segment.
22:52Good idea.
22:52Well, now, now, now, now.
22:55Wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
22:57We didn't show them
22:58that the lamp works.
22:59No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:01This segment is over.
23:04Not yet it isn't.
23:08Now, this is important.
23:10I want everyone to know
23:11that at M&B Hardware,
23:13the job gets done.
23:15Uh, plug in the lamp, Mr. Fix-It.
23:20Oh.
23:21Now, uh, don't, don't, don't forget, folks.
23:44If this happens to you,
23:46if this happens to you,
23:47you can get new fuses
23:48at M&B Hardware,
23:497207 Hill Street,
23:51Pasadena, California,
23:5391106.
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