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00:00Every day I'm better than I ever was before
00:07Every day I'm loving, living more and more
00:12Every day holds keys to possibilities galore
00:17Every day is better than before
00:21How you feel depends on who you are
00:26Who you are depends on what you do
00:31What you do is mostly up to you
00:35It's true, you can make a better you
00:40Every day is a new world that I'm here to explore
00:46Every day opportunity knocks at my door
00:50Every day I'm loving, living more and more and more
00:56And every day is better than
00:58Keep on saying yes I can
01:01And every day is better than before
01:04Hey, I need somebody to empty the garbage
01:31Would someone please come and empty the dishwasher
01:41Guess not
01:46Alright, dinner's ready
01:51Well, now I know what to yell if I ever get mugged
02:08Pass the lima beans
02:11Mom, what's the big red circle on the calendar for?
02:15Oh, I don't want your father to forget our wedding anniversary
02:18Oh, come on, Margo, give me a little credit
02:20How can I forget that after nine years?
02:23Ten years
02:24Ten years
02:28Seems like just yesterday you two eloped
02:30You guys eloped?
02:33Yep
02:33Uh-huh
02:33We were gonna have a regular wedding
02:35But, uh, things got out of hand
02:37She means I got out of hand
02:41Mom, you wanted us to get married in a cathedral
02:44With a high mass by an archbishop
02:46So, we're not even Catholic
02:49I'd go to bingo
02:52Admit it, Lucille
02:56You got carried away
02:58She's my only daughter
03:00I always dreamed of giving her a big wedding
03:04Uh-huh
03:04Which is exactly why we eloped
03:06You see, kids
03:07I think that getting married is a commitment of love
03:10Between two people that should be shared quietly
03:12And without fanfare
03:13Yeah, and without the mother of the bride
03:16Mm-hmm
03:16Oh, please, Lucille
03:19They've been married ten years
03:20And maybe it was no frills
03:22But you must admit
03:23It was effective
03:24Listen
03:25Did you kids ever hear about your grandpa's wedding?
03:28No
03:28Tell them, Grandpa
03:30Well, it was a wonderfully frugal affair
03:35My darling Josephine and I went to City Hall on our lunch hour
03:43Luckily, Josephine was working at a donut shop at the time
03:48So, she was already dressed in white
03:50Yeah, and instead of rice, the guest threw powdered sugar
03:56Laugh if you will
04:00Our entire wedding only cost $2.50
04:04I would like to do something special this anniversary
04:11You know, a lot of couples celebrate by renewing their vows
04:16Yeah, they have a ceremony, a reception, and everything
04:20Oh, that would be so romantic, wouldn't it, honey?
04:25How about those Lakers, Dad?
04:27Oh, come on, Tad
04:29Sometimes I feel like I missed out on being a bride
04:32And just once, I would like to be the mother of the bride
04:36You know what we could do?
04:37We could move the furniture out of the living room
04:39And have it right here at home
04:41Come on, Dad
04:42It'll be neat
04:43Yeah, Dad
04:44I didn't go to your first wedding
04:46Thank goodness
04:49Look, Margo and I will take care of everything, Ted
04:54And Curtis, you won't have to do anything but pay for half
04:57Well, I'd be glad to
04:59Here's my $2.50
05:01Please
05:04Please
05:05Please
05:06Please
05:07Okay
05:12Ah, good boy
05:14But please, keep it small
05:15Okay
05:16Wait till I tell the kids at school
05:18My parents are finally getting married
05:20I wouldn't put it exactly that way, darling
05:25Oh, don't get up
05:27The mother of the bride will get it
05:29Dum-dum-da-dum
05:31Dum-dum-da-dum
05:34Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
05:38Hi, Jim. Lucy!
05:42I'm glad to see you. Oh, Lucy!
05:46Oh, what a surprise! My sister is here!
05:50My sister is here! Oh, my name!
05:54And Audrey! Hi, Jim. Oh, hi, sweetheart.
05:58Hi, Audrey. What a surprise! Oh, and there
06:02he is, the cutest little hardware man in Pasadena.
06:06Oh, go on.
06:10There must be one cuter somewhere.
06:14Look at your bags, Aunt Audrey. Oh, Lucy, I missed you
06:18so. It's so good to see you. Oh, you bet. What are you doing
06:22in town? I thought you were working on a cruise ship. I am, but the engine
06:26broke down. Oh. So, I am shipwrecked here for two weeks. I'll bet
06:30Pasadena's a pretty boring place to a world traveler like you. Oh, Pasadena.
06:34A hundred thousand people,
06:36a dozen stories.
06:38Well, you couldn't have picked a better time to come.
06:42Ted and I are celebrating our tenth anniversary next week.
06:46That's right. We're gonna renew our vows.
06:48Oh, congratulations, kids. Thanks.
06:50Margot's finally going to have the wedding Lucy always dreamed of.
06:56Yes, this is perfect, and I'm so thrilled that you're going to be here.
07:01Well, you know, as the social director on the ship, I plan weddings all the time.
07:05Oh. And I have some marvelous ideas.
07:08Oh, well, thanks, Audrey, but I've got some pretty marvelous ideas of my own.
07:12Oh. Are you ready for this? Now, listen, we fill the room with white daisies.
07:19Mom, that sounds beautiful.
07:21I love it. I love it. But don't you think white tea roses would add a touch of glass?
07:27Oh, well, we couldn't afford white tea roses, Aunt Audrey.
07:31Oh, darling, I know a vendor in the flower market. I can get them for you wholesale.
07:35Really? Mm-hmm.
07:40Oh. I love tea roses.
07:44I love wholesale.
07:47Good. Then it's settled. Now, what about food?
07:51Well, uh, I thought that we'd start with hot hors d'oeuvre, you know, maybe Swedish meatballs.
07:57Oh, darling, nobody but nobody serves Swedish meatballs anymore.
08:02Oh. Not even the Swedes?
08:07How about tiny tacos?
08:09Oh, I'd love tiny tacos.
08:11Well, uh, and speaking of food, Aunt Audrey, we just were sitting down to dinner. Would you like to join us?
08:15Oh, I'd love to.
08:17Right. Come on, kids.
08:18You know, I thought we could release some white doves.
08:21Just trust me, Margo. It'll be a day that you will never forget.
08:26Yeah, doves are dirty birds.
08:29I will turn this room into a bower of flowers, and music will play, and champagne corks will pop.
08:38You just leave it to Audrey.
08:46You just leave it to Audrey.
08:49Audrey!
08:52Hello?
09:09Hello?
09:20Doc Severinsen's agent?
09:25You...
09:26Why should I care that Doc doesn't play weddings and bar mitzvahs?
09:33Oh, yeah, well, same to you, buddy.
09:39You tried to hire Doc Severinsen's band?
09:51A wedding has to have music.
09:53This was supposed to be a simple affair.
09:56Who's going to perform the ceremony?
09:58Johnny Carson?
10:00Is he ordained?
10:03Lucille, this wedding is totally out of hand.
10:06Oh, will you calm down?
10:08I have everything under control.
10:10Under control?
10:12Look at this guest list.
10:14Ron and Nancy Reagan?
10:17Yeah, they won't come, but can you imagine the gift they'll send?
10:22Where are you going to put all these people?
10:24Right here, on folding chairs.
10:25Oh, they'll never fit.
10:27Of course they will.
10:28Well, your cousin Flo won't.
10:31Good old two-chair Flo.
10:34She flows from one chair onto the next.
10:39What do you want me to do, put a weight limit on the guest list?
10:42No, just cut the list in two.
10:45And cut it from your side of the family.
10:48I will not.
10:49No way.
10:49I will not remove a single name from this list.
10:52You don't have to.
10:53Margo already did.
10:55She did?
10:57Yeah, a couple of days ago.
10:59She and Aunt Audrey went through the list and cut it way down.
11:01They did that without me?
11:04Well, I don't think they wanted to bother you at work.
11:07Oh.
11:08Well, did they invite my cousin Florence?
11:10Oh, sure they did.
11:11Of course, that meant they had to cut the Barker twins.
11:13Well, let's see what else I have to do.
11:17I have to order champagne.
11:19No, Aunt Audrey already did that.
11:22Oh.
11:23Yeah, she got a great price, too.
11:25She's dating some guy who owns a winery up in the Napa Valley.
11:28Hmm.
11:29Ernest, Julio, or both?
11:33That's a good one, Mom.
11:35Yeah.
11:36Boy, I don't know how we could have done this wedding without Aunt Audrey.
11:40Ernest or Julio?
11:43Your sister Audrey is really something.
11:47She's clever, effective, tasteful, and a total Budinsky.
11:51Yeah, well, thank you very much, Curtis.
11:54The last thing I need to hear is somebody else singing the praises of my sister Audrey.
12:03Did you say Budinsky?
12:06With a capital BUT.
12:08Oh, bless you, Curtis.
12:10Bless you.
12:11Finally, someone understands how I feel all my life.
12:17I dreamed of planning a wedding with my daughter,
12:19and Audrey comes in and takes over the whole thing.
12:22Well, what are you going to do about it?
12:26Well, I've got just one thing that I think maybe might be Budinsky-proof.
12:31Ooh, you have piqued my interest.
12:34Now, this is a big secret.
12:35My wedding gown.
12:46Why, it's beautiful.
12:48Yeah.
12:48To save money.
12:49You see, Margo's planning to wear her white suit, and I'm going to offer my gown instead.
12:54What a lovely gesture.
12:56Yeah, when Margo was little, she found my dress in the attic, and she called it the most beautiful dress in the world.
13:04You see, when she was little, she talked a lot like Elmer Fudd.
13:07Well, she's going to love it.
13:13Yeah, well, I want it to be a real surprise.
13:16Ooh.
13:22Oh, Lucy, I'm so glad you're here.
13:24The most wonderful thing has happened.
13:27They fixed your boat.
13:28No, Grandma.
13:33No.
13:34Aunt Audrey bought Mom a wedding present.
13:36Yeah, we were on our way home from the supermarket when we happened to see this in a store window.
13:41A wedding gown.
13:43Isn't that the most beautiful dress in the world?
13:48Yes, it is, Margo.
13:51It's the most beautiful dress in the world.
13:54Lucy, Lucy, what?
13:55Yeah, well, never mind, Curtis.
13:56Audrey, Audrey, you've done it again.
14:06Lord that, Audrey.
14:08I'd like to whip her egg whites.
14:13Lucy.
14:14What do you want?
14:16What am I going to do?
14:18I can't button this shirt.
14:20It's Saturday night.
14:21All the stores are closed.
14:22I can't get another shirt for the wedding tomorrow.
14:26Turn around to the light.
14:28What?
14:37Put your coat on.
14:46There.
14:47Now, you keep the coat on, no one will notice.
14:49Button your shirt and you'll have air conditioning besides.
14:51Lucy, the way your mind works scares me.
15:05Something smells awfully good around here.
15:08Oh, my.
15:09Can I help?
15:10You're doing a wonderful job.
15:13But don't you think you're putting the roses a little too close together?
15:15I mean, do you really think that this one belongs here?
15:24Yes, I do.
15:29I don't know.
15:30You sure it belongs there?
15:34Well, possibly it belongs right there.
15:38Lucy, I have this hunch that something is bothering you.
15:53You want to know what's bothering me?
15:55I'll tell you what's bothering me.
15:58In grammar school, the day I finally got an A on a spelling test,
16:02you got the starring role in the school play.
16:06I played a petunia.
16:08Yeah, but you were brilliant.
16:11Let me get this straight.
16:13This is for something that I did in the third grade?
16:17No.
16:18That is for what you did this past week.
16:21What are you talking about?
16:23All my life you've upstaged me, Audrey.
16:26Here I was, the mother of the bride.
16:28Margo and I were going to plan the whole thing together.
16:30Then you showed up and ruined everything.
16:33I was only trying to help.
16:35I was only trying to help.
16:38You were trying to take over.
16:41You always have to do everything better than I do.
16:44Oh, that's ridiculous.
16:45No, it's not.
16:46In high school, I was all excited
16:48because I was going to play saxophone in the Rose Parade.
16:51Well, you did very well.
16:52Well, thank you.
16:53But what did you do?
16:54You ran right out and got yourself chosen a Rose Princess.
16:58So I rode on a float.
17:02I got stuck marching behind Cowboy Pistol Pete
17:05with his prancing palominos.
17:10So?
17:11So, who do you think Daddy took all the pictures of?
17:14You up on your float or me down on the street going like this?
17:17Lucy, do you know what your problem is?
17:27You're jealous.
17:31Well, you are pushy and selfish.
17:33Everything I do, you have to do better.
17:36Oh, really?
17:52Well, now I am going to do something else better than you.
17:57Not bad.
18:09Not bad.
18:15Oh, don't.
18:16Excuse me.
18:34Oh, no.
18:34Oh, no.
18:35Oh, no.
18:38Oh, no.
18:40Oh, no.
18:45Oh, no.
18:46Oh!
19:16Cousin Florence!
19:21Little Teddy!
19:23Oh, I could just eat you up!
19:25No, it's okay. It's okay.
19:27Easy. Easy, Flo. Easy, easy.
19:31Follow me, and I'll show you your two seats.
19:34Show you two your seats.
19:37Seat! Seat!
19:40Hello, Reverend Hackett.
19:46So nice of you to come.
19:49You look great, Mom.
19:52Oh, thank you, darling. Thank you, thank you.
19:55Cousin Florence! Oh, I'm so glad you could come.
19:59Oh, I'm so glad to see you. Hello. Hello.
20:12Okay, time to get a picture of the two sisters together.
20:15Come on. Right over by the flowers. It'll be great.
20:18Okay. A little closer together.
20:22Just a little bit closer together.
20:25Together. A little closer.
20:27Good. And big smiles.
20:32Bigger!
20:33You can do better than that. Come on, big.
20:35Oh, Leonard, take the stupid picture.
20:39Thank you, Mrs. Bean.
20:42Lucy.
20:43We have to stop this nonsense.
20:46Maybe I was wrong. Maybe I was butting in.
20:50Maybe.
20:51Okay, I was. A little.
20:54Okay. Maybe I was overreacting. A little.
20:59Then we were both wrong.
21:02A little.
21:05Audrey, you were right last night. I have always been jealous of you.
21:10Of course, you wouldn't. You just wouldn't even understand about jealousy.
21:15Lucy. I am the one who is jealous of you.
21:19Me.
21:21That's right.
21:22I mean, I have an interesting job and I do get to travel a lot.
21:27But I have never had a husband or a family.
21:31And when I came here the other day, something really hit home.
21:36I'll never have a daughter to marry off.
21:41Oh. Oh, Audrey.
21:44I'm so sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
21:47Oh, of course I can.
21:50Well, you're the only sister I've got.
21:53Thank God.
22:01She's coming. Yes.
22:02Here she comes.
22:17There she is.
22:27There she is.
22:48You're wearing my wedding gown.
22:54It was Aunt Audrey's idea.
22:57Curtis told me.
23:00After all, you are the mother of the bride.
23:04Oh.
23:05It's just as I remember it, Mom.
23:07The most beautiful dress in the world.
23:11Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
23:17Thank you, Audrey.
23:23You've always got a family right here.
23:27Dearly beloved,
23:29we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
23:32in holy matrimony.
23:34Who gives this woman?
23:35I do.
23:40This is fun.
23:42Let's get married every year.
23:43Oh, thank you.
23:46Kevin.
23:48Do you, Ted, take Margo to be thy witted wife?
23:51To have and to hold from this day forward.
23:54For better, for worse.
23:56For richer, for poorer.
23:57In sickness and in health.
24:13For worse.
24:14For worse.
24:16For worse.
24:17Or worse.
24:18For worse.
24:19To have and to hold from her.
24:21We will follow.
24:23We will be the least one.
24:25To have and to feed from her mother.
24:27Of course.
24:29We will be the best.
24:32To have and to be the best.
24:34To have and to hide the ashes.
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