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00:00What is this?
00:04Those are the ingredients and supplies for today's home ec class.
00:07Yes, understood. That leads to my next pressing question.
00:11Why are you hanging from the ceiling, Madam Wiz?
00:14Funny story!
00:15Because this failure of a teacher decided to buy not only the wrong ingredients but far too much as well.
00:20Master Vanir, the home ec classes at this school should be teaching simple yet delicious foods like curry and rice and egg dishes.
00:29So where in the name of the old gods and who did all this come from?
00:34Well, I was thinking that pasta would be a fun and easy dish for everyone to cook up.
00:39Then look at how much you purchased. Not one item here is even close to fun and easy to prepare.
00:45But they are high quality.
00:46That is not the point! What an absolute waste of school funding.
00:51That's not completely true. Whatever the school budget couldn't cover, I paid more myself.
00:56Master Vanir, please! No more murder beams! I'm back of you!
01:00Fear not. All will be well. For no one in this world carries malicious intent. He can't even fire murder beams!
01:08Wait, no! Madam Wiz!
01:12I'm not sure if you want to call it a fire!
01:14Oh, no!
01:15I'm okay!
01:16You're okay!
01:18No problem!
01:191, 2, 3, 4, Ysakai Karl 2!
01:201, 2, 3, 4, Ysakai Karl 2!
01:211, 2, 3, 4, Ysakai Karl 2!
01:221, 2, 3, 4, Ysakai Karl 2!
01:23It's it!
01:24It's it!
01:25Every day!
01:26So
01:56向かいます明日へ
01:58ラララララララ 異世界コンチェ 異世界コンチェ 歌いましょ
02:05ラララララララ 異世界コンチェ 声を合わせて
02:10みんなおいで ここは異世界 夢と夢が触れ合う世界
02:17みんなおいで まだ死なない こんなストーリーが待ってる
02:25ワーナー 異世界コンチェ 旨 エアル
02:38今度は動かない こんなストーリーが悪くなる
02:44トリーが一生になる
02:45今度は未だ グレーバル
02:45誰も思って知って
02:46私が少なくて終わらせる
02:47ワールドカッコに入る
02:48ワールドカッコに入る
02:49ワールドカッコに入る
02:50絶対上の世界 アルミックスカメ ワールドカッコに入る
02:52イカッコなんなのに
02:53Why is Madam Wiz just hanging from the ceiling?
02:57Excuse me, frightening little uniformed girl whose mind and body are completely opposite.
03:02Please join the other students so I can split you all into groups.
03:06These ingredients are incredible.
03:08Lady Ray, may I ask you to take the lead?
03:11Of course, just leave everything to me.
03:13I don't know if I can make something you'll enjoy, Miss Lala Tina.
03:16Please stop calling me that.
03:17Oh, how about pervert noble?
03:19I volunteer as tribute for tastings.
03:22Please explain how this works.
03:23You'll do no such thing. That job is mine alone.
03:26You can cook, right, Lilian?
03:28Yes, absolutely.
03:29Loveroo always says how much he enjoys my cooking.
03:32Coming from a shot in like him, I wouldn't take it too seriously.
03:35Don't screw this up like everything else you touch.
03:38Excuse me?
03:39Nick Top coming from a stupid demon.
03:41Let's do our best, okay?
03:43Of course.
03:44All right, everyone.
03:46Let's get started by prepping the water to boil our pasta.
03:49Hey, Madam Wiz.
03:52I can hear movement from inside the bag.
03:54Maybe insects got inside the packaging?
03:57No need to worry.
03:58That's not it at all.
04:01The pasta I bought for today's class is so fresh that it's still alive.
04:05Hold on!
04:07This is alive!
04:08Pasta isn't supposed to be.
04:10Wait a sec.
04:12If it's true that the fresher the ingredients, the better they are.
04:15Looks like the other food will broke her brain again.
04:17Well, sometimes you do cook things while they're still alive.
04:21Cooked while they're still alive?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Like back in our other world, you can easily get yourself killed by letting your guard down
04:27around simple things like cabbage.
04:29What?
04:29Different worlds have different ideas about what's normal is all.
04:34Hold on!
04:35So in your world are pasta, lettuce, and other foods living beings?
04:39Nah.
04:39Our food is just food.
04:42That's good to know.
04:43Hey, Ainz.
04:44What about in your...
04:46Oh.
04:47Never mind.
04:48I bet in his world anything could be alive or kill you.
04:52Hmm?
04:54In you go.
04:59I bet some people might feel guilty about doing this.
05:03It is the strength who decide whether those who are weaker live or die.
05:07That is a fundamental rule.
05:08Right, right.
05:09Our jobs may be difficult, but we've got to ensure that delicious lives are put to good use.
05:14Holy cow.
05:15I'm glad that the both of you are so bold.
05:17My word.
05:18An actual conversation is happening organically.
05:21That's right.
05:22Hey, uh, who are you talking to, Newman?
05:24Oh, that group over there.
05:25So why are you talking to them from over here?
05:29My masterpiece is complete!
05:32And I shall call it...
05:33Explosion Luxury Seafood Pasta!
05:36Oh, heck yeah!
05:38This looks...
05:39crazy good!
05:41Is...
05:41this edible?
05:42Yes, I supervised her, so it should be fine.
05:45Ours is finished as well.
05:46I present to you, Devil Style Chicken Cream Pasta.
05:51Over my dead body!
05:52It's called Goddess Style Chicken Cream Pasta!
05:56Whoa, so you made two different dishes?
05:59No, only one dish.
06:01They're just fighting over what to call it.
06:03Hey, Subaru!
06:04Be right there.
06:07We made something basic but delicious.
06:09Japanese-style mayonnaise pasta.
06:12To make it fancier, we threw in three different types of fish eggs.
06:15That sounds like a dish that would be yummy but ends up as dubious food.
06:19We made...
06:20something...
06:21ordinary.
06:22Ordinary pasta dishes don't often have sea urchin roe and black truffles.
06:26Pardon me, Tanya.
06:28Hmm?
06:28Were you happy with my assistance?
06:30Yes.
06:31Having you chill the pasta ahead of time really helped out.
06:34As well as you tasting while we cooked since Shao Tier couldn't.
06:37It is not my fault that you picked an undead like me to be the meal's taste tester!
06:41I'm sorry.
06:42I should have known better.
06:43I'll remember next time.
06:44Amazing, Kazuma.
06:46You have shown such incredible skill.
06:49Really?
06:49You mean it?
06:50I was so wrong to misconstrue your skill level, Kazuma.
06:54Ah, you guys are too much.
06:56It looks so good!
06:57I can't wait to dig in!
06:58Adequate.
06:59Now give me a plate so we can move on.
07:01How do you have worse manners than a giant buck and the devil himself?!
07:06Alright, class.
07:07Now that we're done cooking, it's time to dig in.
07:10Please start by tasting your own dishes.
07:12Then you may go around to your classmates' tables and sample their dishes.
07:16Yes.
07:17With that said, all together now!
07:18Thank you for the food!
07:19I suppose.
07:20Ow.
07:21I gotta say, having watched this pasta squirm around, it's become quite difficult to eat.
07:30Don't worry about it.
07:31They're all dead now, so it's totally safe to eat.
07:34True, I guess.
07:35But still.
07:36Huh?
07:37Then why are they still moving?
07:40It's just your imagination.
07:42Would I feed you uncooked food?
07:43Uh, I mean, no, but...
07:44This pasta's dead.
07:45And if dead pasta started moving, then that would make this zombie pasta.
07:51Look at that.
07:52Seems like we do have zombie pasta on our hands.
07:58Mr. Ainz?
07:59Yes, Lady Ren?
08:00Zombies are quite disgusting, aren't they?
08:01Well, they are undead, much like myself.
08:05But yes, we are quite disgusting.
08:06What is that?
08:07What is that?
08:08What is that?
08:09What is that?
08:10What is that?
08:11What is it?
08:12What is it?
08:13Mr. Ainz?
08:15Yes, Lady Ren?
08:17Zombies are quite disgusting, aren't they?
08:20Well, they are undead, much like myself.
08:24But yes, we are quite disgusting.
08:28What is that? What is that? What is it? What is it? What is it?
08:32Hey, Albedo, how are you still so calm? We're under attack.
08:36There's nothing to worry about.
08:38You see, since we're dealing with zombies, the first one they'll go after is our weakest link.
08:51Run! I'm lost!
08:56Must I fix everything?
08:57Newman, take care of the one attacking darkness and protect anyone else you can!
09:02Sir, yes, sir!
09:03Please, let me down!
09:06Miss Lalitina, I'm here!
09:08I said don't call me down!
09:10Follow me, everyone!
09:11Okay!
09:12We should follow them, I suppose.
09:14Here we go!
09:16It's okay, just quit it!
09:18What is happening?
09:20Why would Plasta turn into a zombie after you boil it?
09:23This is a nightmare!
09:24We are to even let him lose it!
09:27Lady Ren, that's...
09:29A cooking utensil.
09:30A cooking utensil?
09:32Yes, a cooking utensil!
09:33Let's take care of this monster for us!
09:36That's what I'm talking about!
09:37That's what we're doing!
09:38That was great!
09:38No, sir, little farty!
09:40Blah!
09:41Blah!
09:42Blah!
09:45Blah!
09:47Blah!
09:48Blah!
09:53Blah!
09:53Blah!
09:55Blah!
09:55Blah!
09:56Blah!
09:56Blah!
09:57Blah!
09:57I'm having trouble distinguishing the differences between what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing.
10:10Ma'am, I don't believe you're one of the judge in this situation.
10:13And what is that supposed to mean?
10:16What a weak and inferior foe.
10:18Likely due to our pasta lacking anything to make it special.
10:22Just like Kazuma.
10:23Didn't you just compliment me and my pasta before all this?
10:26All right, Kaz.
10:39Once cleaning is complete and the trash is thrown out, that will conclude our class for the day.
10:45Cleaning would have been easier with normal pasta.
10:48You got that right.
10:50Here's a question no one asked.
10:52Why'd the pasta turn into zombies anyway?
10:54Hmm, well, perhaps...
10:59Just as expected from a supreme being.
11:03Hmm?
11:04What?
11:05My lord, truly masterful detective skills is always, sire.
11:10What?
11:10But I didn't even say anything!
11:12Hold on!
11:13No?
11:14Why does he always do this?
11:16He's just not this.
11:17But the altitude helps with my digestion, I suppose.
11:20Hey, Rem.
11:21Are you doing all right?
11:23Yes.
11:23All this gluttony has made me sleepy.
11:26I'll be just fine.
11:27All right.
11:28We're almost done here.
11:30And another nail, Mr. Horsey Longface.
11:32Now you're saying that just to hurt me?
11:34Hey, since nobody had bothered to ask, how long does Madam Wiz have to stay tight up there?
11:38Someone should get me down by the end of class.
11:41Well, sounds like we should hurry and finish cleaning then.
11:44That sounds great.
11:45Let's do it.
11:48Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
11:51Would you knock it off?
11:52Stop trying to eat the zombie pasta corpse!
11:55Stop trying to eat the zombie pasta corpse!
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