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Emmerdale - Season 54 Episode 217 -
Wednesday 19th November 2025
Wednesday 19th November 2025
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00:28Morning.
00:31Sorry.
00:33You all right, kid?
00:36Not your fault that's let my own body make a bucket, is it?
00:41How are you shaping up this morning?
00:46So far, so good.
00:49What's in the bag?
00:52Nah.
00:53Ask me no questions.
00:55I'll tell you no lies.
00:57You okay there, April?
01:07Something you can't find?
01:09What?
01:10Oh, no.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:12I'm just looking.
01:14Well, we're not a flaming library.
01:17Ah.
01:19Just a girl I was looking for.
01:22You made out of your pit then?
01:29Well, we didn't have a choice, did I?
01:31You deciding to hoover the whole house.
01:32It needs to be done.
01:34What, at 7am?
01:35Feeling rough, are we?
01:37Never mind the plant I could do with that.
01:40Or a saline drip or something.
01:43It was a good night though, wasn't it?
01:45You know, until Kev ruined the vibe.
01:48You know, I mean, I respect him having the nerve to get up there and tell Robert how he feels.
01:52Hmm.
01:53Be a better world for all his brave.
01:56Oh.
01:57Oh.
01:58Oh.
01:59Oh.
02:08Hey!
02:09Er...
02:10Robert's not here.
02:11I don't know where he is.
02:12No, it's not him that I want to see.
02:14I've come to give you this for Harry.
02:17It was supposed to be a Christmas present, but, you know, after everything that's happened.
02:29It's really thoughtful, have you?
02:31I learnt to crochet in prison.
02:33Get me out of trouble.
02:38Anyway, you don't want me wanging on, do you?
02:41I can see you're busy.
02:42Oh, oh, yeah.
02:44I'm trying to get hold of a second-hand drum mower.
02:46I thought I'd get a better deal this time of the year, but the search continues.
02:50I was thinking of asking that Ray guy, you know, the one who Laurel's knocking about with.
02:55This is what he does, isn't it?
02:57Oh, right, er, well, the best I can find online is one for, like, 2,000 quid or something,
03:04and we do not have 2,000 pounds.
03:07I can give you two grand if you want.
03:12I've got a bit put by, and that's what a family's for, innit?
03:20It's not exactly going to be easy to just forget what happened before.
03:24It's not ideal.
03:25I'll give you that.
03:27And we could have done without that complication of you getting arrested in Newcastle.
03:32Yet we're in this together, right?
03:35And you, you are a toughie.
03:39You did great at the police station.
03:41You handled those cops like a real pro.
03:44And yes, Mum, they'd have to step in and speak to your granddad.
03:48But she did that and took care of it as promised.
03:52The only thing is, the more complicated it gets, the more it costs to fix.
04:00What does that mean?
04:01What does that mean?
04:02It means you're going to have to put in some overtime, because nothing is for free.
04:10But don't worry about all that today.
04:12Why don't you take the rest of the day off, spend it with the D-man, relax a bit.
04:19Make the most of it and shake off what's happened to you, and you move on.
04:26Because you could do anything you put your mind to, April.
04:30I believe in you.
04:31Especially with me and Mum backing you up.
04:34But you have to get it together.
04:37Well, you know what will happen.
04:41Because we are unstoppable.
04:43It's very kind, but there's just no way that I could...
04:54You've got no idea how many hours I've spent in that prison cell,
04:58listening to your brother tell me all about growing up on a farm.
05:01Call it alone if it makes you feel better.
05:04Well, the thing is, I just...
05:06I don't know when we'd be in a position to even start paying you back.
05:09Well, I'm not going to be taking it with me where I'm going.
05:11And I wouldn't offer it if I couldn't afford it.
05:16You mean the world to Robert.
05:18He means the world to me.
05:19And...
05:21I'm not taking no for an answer.
05:23I'm not winding heck in.
05:26It's happening.
05:41What?
05:51Okay, look.
05:52Don't panic.
05:53I'll speak to him.
05:54I'll...
05:55I'll put it right.
05:57No, I know.
05:58I know he's a difficult man to say no to.
06:01Yeah, I'll sort it out.
06:02Promise.
06:03Problem.
06:04Kev's offered Vic two grand to help us buy a drum mower for the farm.
06:13Wow.
06:14It's generous.
06:15He swears there's no strings attached.
06:18Right, okay.
06:20I mean, come on.
06:21I know it's messy, but where else are we supposed to come up with that kind of money?
06:24And...
06:25If it makes him feel better helping out his mates, then...
06:29Robert, come on.
06:30He just thinks this grand gesture's a game changer.
06:32Why couldn't have been any clearer that we're done?
06:34Except from being there till the end.
06:37I thought you were alright with it.
06:38Yeah, so did I.
06:46Knock, knock.
06:47Why bother knocking if you're gonna let yourself in anyway?
06:53Oh, sorry.
06:55I just thought with us being part of the same Dingle fam, it'll be all me casa, su casa.
07:01When have I ever given you that impression, Liam?
07:04Certainly not right now.
07:06Shall I go?
07:08No, no, sorry.
07:09Come in.
07:11Just caught me at a bad time, so...
07:13Is it because you're missing Ross?
07:14No.
07:15What gave you that impression?
07:17Oh, I don't know.
07:18The way your...
07:19face lit up the moment he suggested you go and visit him in Liverpool.
07:23Yeah, then Charity put a stop to that anyway, so...
07:26At least it's not still bothering you.
07:29Oh, come on.
07:31I know what it's like when your bro's away and you're at a loose end.
07:36I tolerated fam.
07:38Pushing it with bro-man.
07:39Okay, noted.
07:41All I'm trying to say is, you can never have enough friends.
07:43Especially...
07:45ones that come bearing gifts.
07:47Liam, I...
07:49I really appreciate the kindness.
07:50I do.
07:51But...
07:53Let's be honest here.
07:54We've not said more than a couple of words to each other at best.
07:57And why do you think that is?
07:59Because we've got nothing in common besides a tenuous family link.
08:03Hey, I couldn't agree more.
08:04Why don't we make that link less tenuous?
08:08Especially with our respective partners being so close.
08:11And what better way to do that than with a gaming session?
08:15Preferably something without guns or balls.
08:18Oh, hey, stranger.
08:19Haven't seen you for ages.
08:20Don't know you're here.
08:21Well, I just needed a quiet corner to catch up on some emails.
08:22Oh, right, no, I'll leave you to it.
08:23No, please, sit.
08:24Sit.
08:25I'd rather talk to you than Janice, my accountant.
08:26She could talk a glass.
08:27I'd have to soak that one.
08:28I'd have to soak that one.
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:30I thought we could just grab a drink for us.
08:31We're off the bus.
08:32It won't be here for a while, are we?
08:33Yeah.
08:34Yeah, it suits me.
08:35Or we could just go for a walk instead.
08:36It's freezing.
08:37I don't care.
08:38What's the problem?
08:40Listen, I...
08:42I just don't want to spend another day thinking about work.
08:43I don't know.
08:44I don't know.
08:45I don't know.
08:46I don't know.
08:47I don't know.
08:48I don't know.
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
08:51I don't know.
08:52I don't know.
08:53I don't know.
08:54I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
08:56I don't know.
08:57I don't know.
08:58I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
08:59I don't know.
09:00I don't know.
09:01I don't know, but I'm not gonna be thinking about work and debts.
09:03I wanted today to be about us, that's all.
09:04So let's grab a drink, OK?
09:05In the warm.
09:06Wait til the bus comes and...
09:07You know, if Ray tries third wheeling I'll turn on the date.
09:09Whoa!
09:12Oh.
09:13Sorry.
09:14I think I've got most of it there.
09:29Yeah, don't worry.
09:31Honestly, it's just glass.
09:32I'll sort it out.
09:34April?
09:44Why aren't you firing?
09:51I am.
09:52You said that's the trigger.
09:53Why isn't it doing anything?
09:54No, back left is to A and back right is the trigger.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:58You did say something.
09:59Yeah, I did.
10:00Several times.
10:01So much for precision and skill.
10:03My reactions are excellent, actually.
10:05You'll see once I get to grips with this.
10:11And we're dead.
10:12Again.
10:13Dirty warlock.
10:14Ross would have got him.
10:16Ross would have got him.
10:17You heard yourself.
10:19He's had about 12.
10:21I'm sorry, mate, but you're a doctor.
10:24I don't understand how wrapping your head around this is so difficult.
10:29At least when Ross and I play, we don't need to...
10:32Oh, brilliant.
10:33Is this going to be another monologue about how great Ross is?
10:36We've only had three in the last hour.
10:38You know, jealousy's not a great look.
10:39Nor is neediness.
10:40Your man crush is bouldering on needy.
10:42Coming from you, really?
10:45Oh, please be my friend, Cain.
10:48People will think I'm boring otherwise.
10:50Okay.
10:51I think we're done here.
10:52I was done the second you arrived.
10:53You know, I came here with a genuine offer of friendship, which is pretty thin on the ground from where I'm standing at the moment.
11:02I'm beginning to see why.
11:03I'll see myself out.
11:04So, er, how's he doing after last night's karaoke catastrophe?
11:05I don't know, not great.
11:06Oh, er, maybe.
11:07I don't know.
11:08I don't know.
11:09I don't know.
11:10Maybe I'll track some ex sausages on his breakfast to cheer him up.
11:13Don't tell Nicola.
11:14I won't say anything about any sausage.
11:15Oh.
11:16Cheers.
11:17Cheers.
11:18That's good.
11:19I hear you had a lively evening.
11:20That's one way of pointing.
11:21A record of all the drinks.
11:23Hopefully.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Everybody isn'tliyorly.
11:27Well, she's good for being made.
11:30So, er, how's he doing after last night's karaoke catastrophe?
11:33I don't know.
11:34Not great.
11:35Er, maybe I'll track some ex sausages on his breakfast to cheer him up.
11:38Don't tell Nicola.
11:39I won't say anything about any sausage.
11:41Oh.
11:43Cheers.
11:44That's good.
11:47Well, you had a lively evening.
11:49That's one way of putting it, yeah. But, you know, we're all still standing.
11:52More or less.
11:56You were downstairs to all the hours.
11:59I bet I didn't wake you, cluttering about. First thing.
12:04Claudia filled you in unless, yeah?
12:06She's worried about you, that's all, man.
12:09She doesn't want you to go through any more heartache.
12:12Neither do I.
12:13Come to something when your 73-year-old mother's got a better social life than you.
12:19Yeah, well, you debated it, Charlie.
12:21Not your vibe.
12:24I'll leave you to it.
12:26There you go.
12:30Oh, you can't drink from that. It's chipped. It's, er, dangerous.
12:44Mr. Miyagi taught me. No, not fear.
12:48Cri, kid.
12:50Stone-cold classic.
12:51Absolute cinematic masterpiece.
12:54Can I have a word?
12:56Erm, I'll leave you to her.
13:00I just spoke to Victoria.
13:02We can't accept that money.
13:04It's not just your decision, though, is it?
13:09I know why you're doing this.
13:11No, you don't.
13:12It won't change anything.
13:13Mind getting that money out of the goodness of my heart, and...
13:17Yeah, I...
13:21Maybe it is a way of apologising about last night.
13:23I didn't mean to embarrass you, and I...
13:25I certainly didn't mean to embarrass myself.
13:28But you're in...
13:30You're in trouble, and I can help, so why wouldn't I?
13:33So, you know...
13:35Stop bleating.
13:36Let me enjoy my breakfast.
13:39We'll pay you back.
13:40Okay.
13:41See if it makes you feel any better, yeah?
13:54I...
13:54Thank you for the breakfast.
13:56You've barely touched it.
13:58What if it's the bee?
14:01See you later, kid.
14:02Bye.
14:02Bye.
14:07Oh, I see.
14:08Drunk all your beers, and now you want some freebies.
14:11Only if I can pull them directly over Mackenzie's head.
14:15Why, what's he done?
14:17Well, apart from being an impossible, petulant man-child with a sarcastic streak that gets boring very quickly.
14:24Hang on, you might want to dial back the whole character assassination of my husband.
14:27Well, I'm sorry.
14:29I-I really made an effort, and he just threw it back in my face for, what, not being Ross.
14:34Okay, look, I know Matt can be a real pain in the backside, but he's also really good at realising when he's been an idiot, and apologising, with a slight push in that direction.
14:44Charity.
14:45Look, he just needs to get to know you better.
14:47Okay?
14:47And then he can stop pining for Ross, and it'll be all lads, lads, lads, with you!
14:51Cos that's what you want, isn't it?
14:53With someone I have a connection with, and that someone is not Mackenzie.
14:58Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to lie down in a very dark, very silent room.
15:05We're in no position to turn down that kind of money, so it makes it even harder to say no.
15:14Robert, it's madness.
15:15Nobody lends anyone that kind of money with no strings attached.
15:18Especially not Ed the ball Kev.
15:19Can we just, can we stop talking about him?
15:24Focus on us.
15:28Oh, yeah?
15:28Hmm.
15:31Well, you got a problem with that?
15:32Nothing that can't be-
15:35Okay.
15:39Oi!
15:41I gave you, I gave you that key for emergencies.
15:45You want to be thankful it's not his husband walking in?
15:48I mean, you are technically still married, aren't you?
15:52You know that I am.
15:53It's a psycho-armed robber with a very, very, very short fuse.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Look, it was just a stupid, momentary lapse of judgement.
16:03That's all it was.
16:05He's very right, there's nothing going on.
16:07You don't need to make a big deal out of it.
16:09Well, I'm not sure that Kev would say it that way.
16:12Seriously, Mum, it was just a moment.
16:16Right, fine. Well, no-one will be hearing it from my lips.
16:21Apart from anything else, I want you alive.
16:24Seriously, you two.
16:26He is dangerous and he is unpredictable.
16:29This stops now, alright? Do you hear me?
16:32No more!
16:33I can deal with Kev, but I'm just getting bored of this...
16:44...sneaky round.
16:45I know.
16:48I know.
16:50I know.
16:51Well, then get it sorted, Robert.
16:53For it blows up in both our faces.
16:54Hey, mate.
17:09Oh!
17:13How did you get back here?
17:14Just...
17:15...slip through.
17:16While charity was collecting glasses.
17:19What are you doing sitting here in the gloom?
17:21Just trying to get a bit of peace and quiet.
17:24Listening to a...
17:26...true crime podcast.
17:28Bit of curtain short.
17:30That's the ambience.
17:32Look, I've had a real day of it.
17:33See if you've come here to threaten me again.
17:36No.
17:38I'm just here to share some very good news.
17:40I'm lending Victoria two grand for some farm equipment that they need for next summer.
17:49Erm...
17:50It's perfect.
17:52Well...
17:53...would be if I had the money, but...
17:55...you know...
17:56...details.
17:57Well, if you don't have the money...
17:59...I failed to see what...
18:01Come along, Doctor.
18:03I had you down as a man of vision.
18:05Picture the scene.
18:06Victoria's grateful.
18:07Robert's grateful.
18:08Bang.
18:09Then...
18:10...you come bowling in...
18:11...tell them that I've been misdiagnosed and I'm not dying...
18:13...and then we all live happily ever after.
18:16Kevin...
18:17...I'm not sure this is the best idea.
18:18Shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:19Just...
18:20...relax.
18:22It's all in hand.
18:23I'll get the money, I've...
18:24...got a master plan.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:26I didn't think I'd react like that.
18:27I just...
18:28I just lost it.
18:29You've got to keep it together.
18:30Cos if you keep pranging out left, right and centre...
18:31...things are gonna go pear shaped pretty quick.
18:32I know.
18:33I know I get it.
18:34Hmm.
18:35Hmm.
18:36He'd hate me if he knew what I'd done.
18:37He's not gonna hate you.
18:38Because you're not gonna tell him.
18:39He's not gonna hate you.
18:40Because you're not gonna tell him.
18:41I still just hate lying to him, right.
18:42Well...
18:43...well...
18:44...you better get comfy with it.
18:45Because if you breathe a word about Callum...
18:46...it will be the last word you say.
18:47Yeah, it's fine.
18:48I get it.
18:49Hmm.
18:50You've got to keep it together.
18:51Cos if you keep pranging out left, right and centre...
18:52...things are gonna go pear shaped pretty quick.
18:53I know.
18:54I know I get it.
18:55Hmm.
18:56He'd hate me if he knew what I'd done.
18:57He's not gonna hate you.
18:58Because you're not gonna tell him.
18:59I still just hate lying to him.
19:00Right.
19:01Well...
19:03You better get comfy with it.
19:04Because if you breathe a word about Callum...
19:06...it will be the last word you say.
19:08Yeah, it's fine.
19:09I get it.
19:10I did it and I'm carrying it alone.
19:12But you're not alone though, are you?
19:14You can always talk to me.
19:16That's what I'm here for.
19:17Talk to me...
19:18...and only me.
19:21Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
19:23Because we don't need this to be any more complicated...
19:25...than it already is.
19:28Okay?
19:30That's it.
19:31Good girl.
19:32Okay?
19:33It's gonna be alright.
19:34I promise you.
19:39Oh!
19:44God, you made me jump.
19:45Really?
19:46Why?
19:47What have you been up to?
19:48Oh, nothing.
19:49Nothing much to report.
19:52Not even about you and Matt?
19:54Oh, yeah.
19:55That was a non-start, wasn't it?
19:56Oh, right.
19:57Never mind.
19:58Charity will be pleased that you tried.
19:59That's sweet of you.
20:00Yeah, so I just came back to make some lunch and then I've just been...
20:05...listening to my true crime podcasts.
20:08Scared yourself silly.
20:10A lot of scary people about.
20:13Are they?
20:15No, no.
20:16Not particularly.
20:17No, just life's rich tapestry.
20:19You know, I just feel like I've been pulled in every direction.
20:24What about you?
20:25You, er...
20:26What have you been up to?
20:27Oh!
20:28Nothing much, you know.
20:29Same all, same all.
20:30Nothing to write home about.
20:32All quiet on the western front, then?
20:34Yeah, if you say so.
20:36Evening?
20:37No.
20:38What's all this, then?
20:39Dirty laundry.
20:40Same powers up, didn't it?
20:41Yeah.
20:42The struggle is real, man.
20:43I could pay you extra for the lucky if you want.
20:44It's fine.
20:45Honestly, Kev.
20:46Check with Mum, though, when she gets back.
20:47She can be a bit territorial when it comes to radiated space.
20:48She'll have her next four washes mapped out like an SAS mission.
20:49No worries.
20:50No worries.
20:51I don't respect anyone with a plan.
20:52I don't respect anyone with a plan.
20:53No worries.
20:54I don't respect anyone with a plan.
20:55All right.
20:56What's all this, then?
20:57What's all this, then?
20:58Dirty laundry.
20:59Same powers up, didn't it?
21:00Yeah.
21:01The struggle is real, man.
21:02I could pay you extra for the lucky if you want.
21:03It's fine.
21:04Honestly, Kev.
21:05Check with Mum, though, when she gets back.
21:06She can be a bit territorial when it comes to radiated space.
21:09She'll have her next four washes mapped out like an SAS mission.
21:12No worries.
21:13I don't respect anyone with a plan.
21:43You think he'll be full of that in her new journey?
21:44You've never told anyone with a plan.
21:45Please kiss us.
21:46No worries.
21:47You know, it's the best thing to do in her own life.
21:48I mean, she's the best thing to do in her old-class country.
21:49It's the best thing to do in her own life.
21:50Which would do that in all of her own movies?
21:51You're a part of the world when she's a concerned person.
21:52Ever since I was so shitted, she's a nightmare, she's a nightmare.
21:53And she's a nightmare, because, you know, she's a nightmare.
21:54I don't know.
21:59But she's a nightmare.
22:00She's a nightmare.
22:01She's a nightmare.
22:02Tierten.
22:03For the world to death.
22:05She wasn't a nightmare.
22:06You're a nightmare.
22:07It's a nightmare.
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