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Emmerdale - Season 54 Episode 216 -
Tuesday 18th November 2025
Tuesday 18th November 2025
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00:00Music
00:26That takes me back
00:28Is it?
00:29Come if you want
00:31Yeah
00:32Don't want an old coffee dodger like me there, do you?
00:34Nah, man
00:35There's loads of pensioners going
00:37There's Mac
00:38Robert
00:39If you wanna come
00:41Come
00:43Actually, yes
00:45Yeah, I will do a top one
00:47What?
00:49In a bit
00:50In a bit
00:55I hope you're having a soft drink
00:56Alcohol and your condition don't mix
00:58As always
01:00If you fancy it, I'm making my stew tonight
01:02Charles is out and I would so enjoy your company
01:06As I would yours
01:08But I've got plans
01:10No problem whatsoever
01:12Enjoy yourself
01:13I will
01:16You're in a lot of trouble
01:18Dad, God, you scared me
01:19You scared me?
01:20Not as much as you scared me these last few days
01:22I'm sorry
01:23Lucy's sister was ill and I didn't wanna leave her chucking her guts up
01:26Well, okay, but there's this thing called texting
01:28Asked your ground and he messaged me, you were back
01:30Kate, sorry, is that why you're mad at me?
01:33What? No, I'm not mad at you, I was just sad you missed Ivy's party
01:36It wasn't the same without you
01:37Well, I got her a present, I'll bring it round later, yeah?
01:42She'll love that
01:43So I was the trip, I mean, did you see much of the uni or?
01:46Yeah, it was alright
01:47That's it, just alright?
01:49I'll bore you with the details later
01:50Have you not got a job to be getting to?
01:52Yes, boss, I just came back from my top, I'll see you later
01:57What's your dad said?
01:59He's just sad that I miss Ivy's birthday
02:02Have you decided yet if you're gonna tell him?
02:05April, if Marlon knew that Cathy had done something like this
02:08I would expect him to let me know
02:10Because us parents, we're looking out for each other's kids
02:13I know
02:15But, but please just don't tell him
02:17Don't you see, love, that's the problem
02:19If you do something else, you might not be as lucky next time
02:23I'm really, really sorry, but he deserves to know
02:35That looked a little fraught
02:37Let me guess, Grandpa won't keep quiet
02:40He's gonna tell my dad
02:42I am so tired of clearing up your mess
02:44If it's not coppers, it's corpses
02:46As I said, I'll deal with it
02:49Show you how to finish your job properly
02:56Please, can I have a lemonade and a cake please?
03:00No, you can have a water and this
03:04I need a wee
03:06Of course you do, well be quick, you've got homework to do
03:08Aw, you're a natural with him, where'd you get it from me dad?
03:11Well, erm, maybe my adoptive dad, but certainly not my biological one
03:17Have you ever met him?
03:19Er, no I haven't, erm, but I do know that Emma, my mum
03:23Had a drunken fling, erm, and then he was sent to prison before I was born
03:28For robbing a bank in Leeds, so
03:30A bit almost boring there, right?
03:33What's Pete doing?
03:36Ah, he's not great to be honest mate
03:38Tell you what, why don't you come to Liverpool, set the party off and we'll take him out and cheer him up
03:43Bye Ross
03:45Well, why did you do that?
03:47Well, cos you should be helping him in there with his homework
03:50You said you were gonna do that
03:52Excuse me, I've got paying customers
03:54Tough!
03:56Speaking of customers, can you sneak me eight beers please?
03:59For what?
04:01Well, I can't turn up to a party empty handed, can I?
04:04Great, so you're ditching me for some drunken teenagers
04:07Correct!
04:09Fine, well, you'll have to pay for them
04:12That's fine, put them on my tab
04:15Thank you!
04:16What's so funny?
04:23Nothing!
04:25No, it's just...
04:27It's Ross and Mackenzie, their bromance
04:29It's ridiculous, but it's quite sweet
04:31Listen, why don't you take Mac out for a beer sometime?
04:35I don't think we've got much in common
04:38But it's a nice idea
04:40Anyway
04:42Can I crack on?
04:43Yes
04:50You alright lads?
04:52Yeah, did you want a drink?
04:54What have you got?
04:55I've got beer, vodka, wine
04:57Oh, and this blue thing Vinny found
04:59It could be anti-freeze, but it could be fun
05:01I've all my two mates, me, Jack and Daniel
05:04Now you talk
05:06Oh, are you two doing karaoke?
05:08So is Sarah going full fairytale, you know?
05:10Church, dress the whole shebang?
05:11Mm-hmm
05:12Yep
05:13I'm going to have to save like mad to feed your whole family
05:15If it was down to me, we'd elope
05:17Yeah, we'll do that an hour lot, we'll have you
05:19I know they've been talking about outfits, you know, in group chat, are they?
05:22Yeah, I've seen the chat
05:23Has anyone got a gun?
05:24It's not worth shooting yourself over, mate
05:26To rob a bank
05:27Oh!
05:30Come on, Cammy!
05:32You're in trouble
05:33Most of the region with you
05:35Why?
05:36You said no parties till he's back
05:38To who?
05:39Him
05:41Cammy, you lied to me
05:43Are you having fun?
05:44Maybe
05:45Then stop moaning, Grandad
05:47Hey!
05:49It's a stag do, is it?
05:51Well, I think we've got to invite the ladies
05:53No, no, no
05:54I've invited Jess, Ava, Zoe from the Tire Shop, the two Charlies, oh, and three birds was kind of fixed yesterday
06:01Did they miss anything?
06:03No, it's just getting started
06:05Right, listen up, Cammy, we'll pick the songs, no arguments
06:08Right, you sing, what are you giving?
06:10Right, first up, we have got
06:13Billy!
06:15Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy
06:45Hi, hi. Oh, sorry. I've just been a wrangling with the dishwasher. I thought I'd better
07:12make good on my promise since I so shamelessly abandoned you after our drink, so here I am.
07:18Can I take you for a coffee? Oh, you know what? There is nothing that I would like more than
07:23a catch-up, seriously, but I just need to nip and see someone. Are you free tomorrow?
07:27Are you okay? You seem a bit frazzled. No, I'm fine, yeah. You're clearly not. Tell me what's
07:34bothering you. Celia, everything's such a mess. I don't know where to start. I find the beginning
07:44a good place.
07:51Are you enjoying yourself? Yeah, just as long as we don't have a repeat of yesterday. I'm
08:10all groovy, baby. Just here for the good vibes, innit? Cheers. Cheers. This is going
08:20to be a bit weird now when we get off. Don't. I'll go talk to him. Doctors won't be happy.
08:32Doctors can do one, but thank you for your concern. I didn't think this was your scene. I wouldn't
08:38have thought it was yours either, but tell it. There you are. Woo! I know these losers.
08:43Yeah, well, I know some of them too. There's you, Aaron, Scottish kid. That's never it.
08:49Yes. That's what I said. We should have had karaoke at our vow renewal. You know, that doesn't
08:56seem very you either. But fun. That could be fun. What is me? Drinking, fighting. I didn't
09:06say that. You didn't have to. I can be fun. I am fun. Fun wants to be me.
09:17Oh! Oh, lad! Here come the babes.
09:22Can you please turn the volume down? I can hear it across the street. Oh, Cammy, you
09:31want to tell your new girlfriend to lighten up a little bit?
09:35I can hear it across the street. If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad
09:48today? If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours this way? If you are not mine,
10:00then why does your heart return my call? If you are not mine, would I have the strength
10:13to stand at all? I never know what the future brings, but know you're here with me now. And
10:23you'll make it through. And I hope you are the one I share my life with.
10:32Why haven't you said anything already? Well, because April's freaking out that they're
10:37going to disown her this time. I'm not surprised. As you said, she's been through
10:41a lot recently. She's only just managed to patch things up with them, yes? Yeah.
10:47She must be desperate to cling on to that bit of peace. Are you worried that she might try
10:58to run away again? Yeah, I am, yeah. And Marlon's on constant high alert. I bet he is. I bet
11:05they all are. Thing is, she's just finding her feet. She'll be vulnerable. Fragile. But she said
11:15she didn't take any of the drugs, yes? Yeah. Well, that counts for a lot. There's a big difference
11:22between a mistake and a catastrophe. Yeah, that's true.
11:30If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am? Is there any way
11:37that I can stay?
11:42Please just take me back, Robert. This doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry, Kev. Why don't
12:02you try? If I could turn back time. Do you think that this is funny? You need a strong
12:09cup of coffee and something to soak up all that alcohol. Come on home.
12:25Maybe I should go and help. Just leave it. It'll only make it worse.
12:32If you were me, would you tell them? Oh, my Bob. Only you can decide that. But once you say those words, you can never take them back.
13:01And if she did run away again, she might... You were the one person she trusted. Surely that's worth more than anything.
13:16I'm sorry, you look more worried now than you did before. I did not mean to make this harder for you.
13:22No, no. You've actually helped me make a decision. Which is?
13:37He's not in a good way. He's heartbroken. Oh, they don't. Don't worry thinking I'm a bigger pillock than he already does.
13:46Mind your language, Kevin. You're still in my house and the Lord hears everything. Talk to him and be honest. I'll be in the kitchen.
13:53Sorry if I embarrassed you. It's fine.
14:10I meant what I said, though. Well, it's the best day of my life. Yeah, I know.
14:17Then what's changed?
14:19Kev, I told you, I do care about you.
14:25So you'll stand by me now? I'll stand by my promise. I'll be there till the end.
14:34I think I need the kit. Sounds like a good idea.
14:40See you tomorrow, though, yeah?
14:44Yeah. OK.
14:56What did he say?
14:59He said he'd be there till the end.
15:01That's not the same as being in love with you.
15:05You don't know what we had.
15:07I know your heart's wide open and I admire you for that.
15:11But hope deferred maketh the heart sick.
15:14Love can be cruel if it's not returned.
15:30Didn't realise you had asthma.
15:33No, I don't. I'm just struggling a bit, that's all.
15:37Do you fancy a pint?
15:38Oh, yes, please.
15:43May I help?
15:44Yes.
15:45I am wondering what to get Mac for Christmas.
15:48Oh.
15:49How about a watch?
15:50Love a new watch.
15:52Yeah, it's a good idea. He does like watches.
15:54I was thinking about buying him a season ticket to Leeds.
15:57You know?
15:58Maybe you could both go together.
16:00Yes!
16:01Drink beer, do some chanting, cry on each other's shoulders when they lose.
16:05Not really much of a football fan.
16:07Well, I want monster trucks. He loves monster trucks.
16:10Trudy, I'm getting the sense that you're trying to force a friendship between me and your husband.
16:16Oh, force is a bit of a strong word.
16:19OK, look, between you and me, he doesn't have very many friends.
16:24Really?
16:25What about Aaron?
16:27No, they've drifted apart a bit.
16:30I mean, what about him and Ross? They seem inseparable.
16:33Well, no, he can't just rely on Ross to be friends, can he?
16:36I want him to have different people around him.
16:38You know, people who aren't just all surface.
16:41Who you can have a laugh with.
16:42You thought of me?
16:44Yes, I did, Liam.
16:45You're very funny, you're a very decent bloke, and...
16:48Hey, this could win you points with Chas.
16:51Points?
16:52Oh, come on, imagine her face when she sees you making friends with her.
16:56Her favourite cousin's fella.
16:59I don't know.
17:00Oh, believe me.
17:01This is brilliant.
17:02Opposites attract.
17:04And you love Bounce.
17:05Matt loves Bounce.
17:07Go on, then.
17:08I'll take him for a pint.
17:09Oh, thank you.
17:10I'll tell you what.
17:11One better.
17:12Come round to ours tomorrow night.
17:13With some beers.
17:14Bish-bash-bosh.
17:15You will be best buddies by bedtime.
17:18What can I get you?
17:19Seven tequila shots, please.
17:20Eh, two pints.
17:21How come the pot you ended?
17:23They've kind of killed the vibe, didn't they?
17:25How was he?
17:26Full of self-pity.
17:28Has he got the message now?
17:30Definitely his swan song rather than his comeback tour.
17:35He knows where he stands with me.
17:37Oh, God.
17:38Sorry.
17:39I didn't mean to scare you.
17:40I just...
17:41I lost me jacket.
17:42Well, make sure you knock next time, please.
17:43Well, I did, but...
17:44Here's your jacket.
17:45Here's your jacket.
17:49You look like I feel.
17:50You all right?
17:51You all right?
17:52You all right?
17:53You all right?
17:54You all right?
17:55You all right?
17:56I'm sorry.
17:57I didn't mean to scare you.
17:58I just...
17:59I lost me jacket.
18:00Well, make sure you knock next time, please.
18:01Well, I did, but...
18:02Here's your jacket.
18:03Here's your jacket.
18:05You look like I feel.
18:06You all right?
18:07Yeah.
18:08It's just stuff.
18:09What kind of stuff?
18:10Rubbish.
18:11My head's full.
18:12Like, staticky.
18:13And...
18:14...and...
18:15...and...
18:16...and...
18:17...and...
18:18...and...
18:19...and...
18:20...and...
18:21...and...
18:22...and...
18:23...it's just stuff.
18:24What kind of stuff?
18:26Rubbish.
18:27My...
18:28My head's full.
18:29Like, staticky.
18:30And...
18:31...and...
18:32...somebody's wish I had an off switch.
18:38I...
18:39I showed you that, didn't I?
18:41Hmm?
18:42I thought you said it helps when you're angry.
18:43Well, yeah, it does, but...
18:45It's not just that.
18:47It's...
18:48Yeah.
18:49But, um...
18:53You know, whenever your head goes, just...
18:55...snap it, and...
18:57...and...
18:58...just...
18:59...reminds you that you're here, and not...
19:01...wherever you...
19:03Just...
19:04...just...
19:05...trust me.
19:06It works.
19:08Leave it to it, kid.
19:09Erm, I...
19:10...I thought it was sweet.
19:11Erm...
19:12...early, you know, the...
19:13...the singing.
19:14It's a bit off-key, but...
19:17...it did mean something once.
19:20Sounds like it still does.
19:23I think that was probably my last shot.
19:28I don't think you should give up.
19:31You believed in your vows, didn't you?
19:33Yeah.
19:35Every word.
19:39Don't just chuck it away cos it got hard.
19:43Love's worth fighting for.
19:45Shh.
19:49You know what, kid?
19:52You're up and gone.
19:56And I take till death do us part very seriously.
19:58Thank you for listening to a panicky middle-aged, but very witty man.
20:20Any time.
20:21Maybe we could go out for another drink soon?
20:24That would be lovely.
20:26I'll let you know.
20:28I...
20:29Hello.
20:30Hi.
20:32Just a sec.
20:37Just so you know, I've decided...
20:40...not to tell your dad and Rona.
20:43Thank you so much, Grandad.
20:46But it must never happen again.
20:48Do you understand?
20:49Yeah. Yeah, totally.
20:52Celia's just about to go.
20:53I've got a couple of jobs to do.
20:55How do you fancy watching a film together later?
20:58I'd like that, yeah.
21:01Celia.
21:03I'm sorry I've taken up so much of your time.
21:06You're welcome.
21:08Right, well, no rest of the wicked.
21:10Bye.
21:12Bye.
21:13I'm sorry.
21:14How many times have you said that to me?
21:15Actions speak louder than words.
21:16You won't happen again.
21:17That's true.
21:18Because you have just used up your final chance.
21:20Who?
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22How many times have you said that to me?
21:24Actions speak louder than words.
21:27You won't happen again.
21:28That's true.
21:30Because you have just used up your final chance.
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