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00:00I'm going to a meeting for people like me.
00:07I'm here to support my best friend Barbara.
00:09Aren't any of you angry?
00:10This group isn't about fixing the system.
00:13I think that I really like you, Brew.
00:15No, dude.
00:18Why don't you try standing for something for once?
00:20Like, use your fucking voice.
00:22Mum, I think I want to come home.
00:24The archaeology students doing a dig.
00:26They've dug up spray-painting masks, wrapped in a drop sheet.
00:28Who are you to judge me?
00:30What have you done?
00:31Who do you think took down the biggest predator on campus?
00:34What have you done, Seth?
00:58Hey, you're meant to be protecting students.
01:19Kill all men!
01:24Just ask me out.
01:25I might say yes.
01:27You never know.
01:29Where are you taking me, bitch?
01:30Call my father.
01:32Call my father, you dumb fuck!
01:34Call my father.
01:56Hello?
01:56Hello?
01:59Shep. Hey, if you're still on the campus,
02:02can you check out the art quad?
02:04We think one of the security cameras is down.
02:09Really?
02:10And don't forget, it's Tom's birthday drinks tonight.
02:12Love to see you there.
02:13Okay, yeah, I'll try and swing by.
02:16Tom's been asking about ya.
02:18Sure thing.
02:26Hey, Tank.
02:28Hi, Tame.
02:58Why aren't we dancing?
03:28This is Ivy Shepherd, leave a message.
03:39Shep, I won't stop calling.
03:41I understand better than anyone what it's like when you care too much.
03:44When it becomes all you can see.
03:46Just call me back.
03:48I want to help.
03:51Hi, police.
03:53Which one of you spoke to my colleague who picked up the evidence late last night?
03:57I spoke to her.
03:58She was wearing a badge though.
04:00Me?
04:01Are you sure you're a cop?
04:05Fuck.
04:06Um, my name is Detective Roach.
04:09Are you all called Detective Roach?
04:11Listen, do you know who I am?
04:14They made a TV show about me.
04:16I haven't heard of you.
04:18Well, I've been away and now I'm back.
04:20So tell me what my colleague collected or I'll have you up for obstructing a police investigation.
04:25It was just paint stuff.
04:27And a bracelet.
04:28It had a name on it.
04:30Barbara.
04:33Right.
04:34Shep.
04:35I'm gonna find you.
04:36And we can talk this out.
04:37But please, just don't hurt anybody else.
04:41Rory.
04:42What the fuck?
04:43I, um, I just came to say that I think I'm gonna give today...
05:03Amiss?
05:04No, no, no.
05:05No, no, no.
05:06Heh.
05:07You can't do that.
05:08Right?
05:09It's tradition.
05:10If we don't all participate, then the team will be cursed.
05:12Do you want us all to be cursed?
05:14No.
05:15I just don't think...
05:16Then go put your fucking suit on.
05:17Right now.
05:18The rest of the team's almost here.
05:24Stick with it, Rory.
05:33Oh, goodbye, Nicole.
05:34My jumper.
05:35Oh.
05:36I have something for you.
05:37It was meant to be for your birthday, but...
05:38Not really a gift, is it?
05:39Returning something you stole.
05:40You kept me up all night making those.
05:41You're just gonna throw them out?
05:42No.
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06:35Malware, baby girl. I put it on her phone when I gave her my bank details.
06:40Aren't you going to help me? I'm trying to find your lover friend.
06:44I don't have any friends.
06:59Ladies, can I please have your attention?
07:01Thank you for your patience, Prue. This was extremely regrettable behaviour and action has been taken.
07:08So, that arsehole is in jail?
07:11His parents and I have agreed that therapy is the best course of action.
07:15He held her hostage in a room and was violent.
07:18You have to understand that the past few weeks have presented an extremely traumatic environment for these boys.
07:24I ask that you show Jared some compassion.
07:27Now, you'll receive comms about this imminently, but we are asking that all women stay off campus or in their rooms for the next 48 hours.
07:35You can't be serious.
07:36The Federation games present a unique threat matrix for the killer.
07:40Then cancel the fucking games.
07:42Thank you for your cooperation.
07:46She can't cancel women.
07:48This is against our basic human rights.
07:50We should sue the university.
07:51We should smash her fucking office.
07:53What do you think, Prue?
07:58I think I might go home for a bit.
08:01Maybe, uh, we should all do the same.
08:16Stop! Thief!
08:17No, I'm kidding.
08:23So, you're going somewhere?
08:24Home.
08:27Cool.
08:30Hey, you know what?
08:30You should come check out my exhibition.
08:33Yeah?
08:37Behold, my masterpieces.
08:39Oh, no, not the murders, obviously.
08:45The art.
08:47Yeah, see, I've been documenting, reframing, reworking, resplicing and creating conversations.
08:54What are you doing?
09:02Oh, come on.
09:04I mean, look, it was unethical before when we were teacher-student, but now, I mean...
09:08This isn't your work.
09:12Um...
09:13This is my art.
09:15I made the Kinal Man sculpture.
09:19Okay.
09:20I mean, I guess in a way we all did.
09:22The environment on campus created...
09:24No, no.
09:25Literally.
09:26This is my art.
09:28Mine and Barbara's.
09:30Oh, come on.
09:33Elise, you don't have to impress me.
09:35I mean, we both know that you can never create something like this.
09:42You laud it over students because women your own age think you're ridiculous.
09:47You're a phony and you're a hypocrite and you chase the light and talent in everyone else
09:51because you are an irrelevant insect who doesn't have any of his own.
09:56You pretend to be this feminist and co-op women's art, but really, you've got nothing to say.
10:00Your own work is derivative, it's mediocre, and it's cowardly.
10:03And I always had something to say.
10:05I always stood for something.
10:06So, so screw you, Barbara.
10:11What?
10:13Attention.
10:14Female students are to return to their dormitories for need.
10:19Change my mind.
10:20I decided I need to speak to Barbara.
10:22Okay, cookie Brit.
10:23She's in here.
10:28Hello?
10:30Tegan and Sarah.
10:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:33Phoenix is creepy.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:40Oh, what happened?
10:46Shepard's the killer.
10:48Turns out if you deal with sexual violence day in and day out,
10:52one day you might just snap and...
10:54And you're Lyle?
10:56And Scott?
10:57And Ivan?
10:58But why Ivan?
10:59I don't know.
11:00She didn't exactly talk things out before she tasered me.
11:03She did what?
11:04She hates me because of what happened with Maya.
11:07Oh.
11:08Hey.
11:08You...
11:09You're leaving?
11:10Yeah, yeah.
11:11I decided to...
11:12No, no.
11:13You can't leave.
11:14I need you.
11:15Well, I've come here to tell you that I don't need you.
11:19Please.
11:19I've had an epiphany and I think you might be bad for me.
11:21Please.
11:21Why can't we just go to the cops?
11:25Because she is the cops.
11:27I really think I can reason with her.
11:30In a way, I kind of understand why she did it.
11:33You understand why she tasered you, killed three men, and cut their dicks off?
11:40We'll talk.
11:41Not so fast.
11:42I need my post.
11:44Jenny?
11:45I'm going to make you a deal, okay?
11:46I will give you my phone and my passwords, but you have to help us first.
11:51Uh-oh.
11:54We need to get in there.
11:56How do we even know if she's in there?
11:57We don't, but we need to find her or find out where she is.
12:03Jenny?
12:04We're going to need some kind of distraction.
12:09Not now!
12:15Hey, no women on campus.
12:17What are you doing?
12:18They're back to your room.
12:20Back.
12:21Okay, we're doing this bar.
12:22Yep.
12:22Yes.
12:23Oi!
12:36Oh, over here.
12:37Boom, like a bomb.
12:45Wait, why is it on a plate?
12:49Because she's going to blow up the football team.
12:51What?
12:52Oh, God, every year they have this gross lunch ritual the day before the big game.
12:56All the jocks in one room.
12:57It's the, um, the captain's luncheon.
12:59What the hell is the captain's luncheon?
13:01Welcome, gentlemen, to the captain's luncheon.
13:06On this day in 1890, Bobby Bayonet Jones, the very first buck captain, held his sacred
13:13lunch in this very space.
13:15Guys, we honor him with our first course.
13:20What is it?
13:21I can't tell you that, bud.
13:23They're round, and each kangaroo has two of them, right?
13:26What about girl kangaroos?
13:27Set the fuck up, Tom?
13:28Shit.
13:29What if we don't want to eat it?
13:31Then you're off the fucking team, Rory.
13:34All right, boys.
13:35Who's ready to dig in?
13:36Oh, shit.
13:46I forgot there's no women allowed on campus today.
13:49This is insane.
13:51It's so obnoxious.
13:52Why would she use a bomb?
13:53All the other murders have been stabbings.
13:54Maybe she wants to take things to the next level.
13:56Like, what's a stronger message than blowing up a decades-old man ritual?
14:00I should find my bag.
14:01I need to catch my flight.
14:02No, Elise, okay.
14:03If we go in there and there's no bomb, you can go straight to the airport, okay?
14:06Come on, let's try the back way.
14:14Hey, hey, Barbara?
14:15Oh, and...
14:16Elise!
14:18Okay, listen, we need to get into the ceremony.
14:21Oh, my God, no way.
14:22This is really special for the boys.
14:24Just because you're out, hun, doesn't mean you're going to screw up our spots.
14:27Debbie, it's a long story, but we think they're in danger.
14:31Of what?
14:32They're not seeing your latest seejuds' performance?
14:35Yeah, we think they're fine.
14:35Okay, just let them go through, Debbie.
14:37Gosh, for once in your life, just stop being such a bitch.
14:45Okay, I think I have a plan.
14:51And now, after our delectable feast, my own special, the cure.
14:55Anywhere on the table, thanks, girls.
14:59The last buck to finish his balls and chaser will be name the team bitch and receive the punishment he deserves.
15:06What was that, Rory, mate?
15:16I said no.
15:17I said no.
15:17I'm not eating it.
15:18You have to.
15:19How many times have I told you it's fucking tradition, mate?
15:22Maybe there's something wrong with our traditions.
15:23I don't want to drop my pants at midnight.
15:26And I don't want to drink a cup of your cum.
15:29And the way we treat women, it's not right.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:33You've been fucked in the head since Scott died.
15:35Maybe it's made me right.
15:37I've realised that Scott wasn't a nice guy.
15:40I understand why they wrote, kill all men on all the bodies.
15:44What the fuck, Rory?
15:44It's a metaphor, right?
15:46Maybe we should kill all this dumb shit that we do.
15:50Well, boys, I think we just found our team bitch.
15:55Bitch.
15:57Bitch.
15:58Bitch.
15:59Bitch.
16:00Bitch.
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16:16Bitch.
16:17There's a fucking bomb.
16:19Barbara?
16:20Girls, if you want to be in here, for God's sake, put on a red dress.
16:24Lads, there's a bomb.
16:25We just said that.
16:27Fuck, what do we do?
16:28Why didn't someone tell us?
16:29No, no, everyone, stop.
16:31She's just part of it.
16:32Why don't we all just leave?
16:34It's just part of it.
16:35Just wait!
16:41Barbara, Barbara, wait!
16:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:43I just wanted to tell you that the system is broken,
16:45and I'm gonna do everything I can from now on to fix it.
16:49Look, I...
16:51I know that we've never really been I love you people, but...
16:55I love you, Barbara.
16:59Um...
17:00I'm not really in the headspace to love anyone right now.
17:05But that was the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for me,
17:10so maybe we can talk next semester?
17:12Okay.
17:13Barbara, Barbara, it's Shep.
17:16Look, we should catch her around the back.
17:17Wait, let's get these off. Come on.
17:20See you next semester, then.
17:23There's a bomb, Rory.
17:26Okay, come on, guys, hurry.
17:27Can we find that power out?
17:28Yeah, okay, quick.
17:29Get in positions, everybody.
17:30Okay, I'm laying the text.
17:31Wait.
17:32Wait, which one was here?
17:33I'm gonna hurry up.
17:34Laying the text over the images now.
17:36Come on.
17:37Vice-Chancellor.
17:38We have a problem.
17:39Freezing.
17:40Help's so good.
17:41I love it.
17:42It looks amazing.
17:43What the hell?
17:44You just fuck yes.
17:45That's what they are.
17:47How are you going with the text?
17:49Pretty good.
17:51Yeah.
17:52I know.
17:54Okay, let's go.
17:55Hurry, Elise.
17:56Live stream, bitches.
17:58Do it now.
18:13Do it now.
18:14What do you want me to do?
18:30Vice-Chancellor.
18:33Thank God you're here.
18:34Can you get the Vice-Chancellor some water?
18:36Fuck off, Johnson.
18:37Look at this.
18:38150k views, hell.
18:42It's from Barbara's account.
18:47It's on Barbara's account.
19:11Barbara, wait!
19:12I can't believe I'm doing this again.
19:14Doing what?
19:15Doing what you say. You don't even like me.
19:18Are you serious, Elise?
19:19You think I'm a joke?
19:20You think I'm a stalker?
19:21You think I don't have a voice?
19:23Okay.
19:24I shouldn't have said that.
19:26Of course you have a voice.
19:28You're just different.
19:30That's why...
19:32I love you.
19:34I thought you weren't in the headspace for I love you.
19:38I guess I can make an exception for my best friend.
19:45Let's finish what we started.
19:50Hell yeah.
19:59Shepard!
20:01Don't come any closer.
20:03It's over now.
20:04Just put the gun down.
20:06No.
20:07I get it.
20:08I get it.
20:09I get it.
20:10The system's broken.
20:11You're right.
20:12But if we use violence, it makes us just like them.
20:14Maybe that's what we need.
20:17An eye for an eye.
20:19Makes the whole world blind.
20:21I don't know who you are.
20:23What are you doing in this room?
20:24Ivan was innocent.
20:25What is wrong with you?
20:27I know that.
20:28You don't think I fucking know that?
20:31Shep, it's me.
20:33The way the murders changed.
20:35Your reaction to Ivan's death.
20:37You lost control, didn't you?
20:39And there was someone working with you.
20:42What are you doing, Lyle?
20:47Nothing, officer.
20:50Dropping off a gift for my friends.
20:52The women's therapy room.
20:54Is that?
20:55Yeah.
20:56I've been working on it for a while.
20:58Hope they appreciate it.
21:01You have eight sexual harassment complaints against you, Lyle.
21:06That's a lot.
21:07Apparently, consent is a spectrum, nowadays.
21:11No stress.
21:12I have recordings of those women saying yes.
21:14Do those women know you have intimate recordings of them?
21:37I'm a big fan of your work.
21:39I must warn you, I am streaming to the cloud, and I'm very lax with security.
21:43Give me the phone, and we can talk.
21:45That's not going to happen, but I'd love to help you pick your next victim.
21:52No.
21:53No fucking way.
21:55Shepard, just give me the gun.
21:57I can't do that.
21:59If I give you the gun, he'll just keep going.
22:01What? Who will?
22:03Somebody took it over.
22:05I don't know who he is.
22:07I don't even know his name.
22:11Ivan was innocent.
22:13Who the fuck are you?
22:15That's not your concern.
22:17I want to take things in a different direction.
22:32Robert, it's Shep.
22:35I stopped the bomb, but he's still out there.
22:37What are you talking about? Who?
22:39Don't you get it? We're the same.
22:41We both just wanted to do some good, right?
22:45We both just tried to make a statement, and then somebody took it.
22:49Shepard!
22:51Oh my God!
22:53Oh my God!
22:55Shepard!
22:56Shepard!
22:58Shepard!
23:00Shepard!
23:01I just...
23:02want...
23:03Oh my God!
23:04No, no, no, no, no!
23:05Oh my God!
23:06Just tell us who he is!
23:07He's losing my life!
23:08I'm sorry.
23:09Tell us his name!
23:10My hands!
23:12Show me your fucking hands!
23:14I know it was you, Barbara.
23:16I know you were working with her.
23:18We... we... we know how this looks.
23:20We... we... we know how this looks.
23:24Ah!
23:25Meet your maker, meet your maker.
23:27First they love you, then they try to imitate ya.
23:29Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
23:31Na, na, na, na, na, na.
23:33Meet your maker, meet your maker.
23:35Watch your back for they try to duplicate ya.
23:37Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
23:40Na, na, na, na, na.
23:42Who mad?
23:43Who bad?
23:44Well get to stepping, this a fool band.
23:45Up front, I'm independent, in the back line.
23:47Got a crew, a hundred vendors, I'm a high ticket.
23:49First class, go back and...
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