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00:01He who considers too much will perform little.
00:07Luffy will be the king of pirates!
00:09What do you want us to do, Katsura?
00:16I let it get away again.
00:20However, no matter how many times he fails, a man needs to chase what he truly wants.
00:27He should never sacrifice his taste.
00:31Yeah, it's just like choosing to drink commu out of various liquors.
00:43Okay, is everyone present? It's time to get prepped for the new year.
00:48We're cleaning up the entire school. I'm naming it the Big Cleaning Project.
00:53Oh wow, that sounds so cool!
00:54Hey, that doesn't sound special at all.
00:56You see? If you take this project seriously, you might hit the jackpot. It could change your lives.
01:01Our lives don't exaggerate again.
01:03I'm not exaggerating. Look at this.
01:06Gold nuggets found in high schools nationwide?
01:09But it says high schools nationwide, so that means...
01:14It means that our Gintama High School also has a chance.
01:17No, no, no, wait. No deal is ever that good. That article's from that fishy newspaper, right?
01:22They try to get people all stirred up by showing them all these stupid headlines.
01:25I'm being serious. Look closer.
01:27What? Why would a serious financial newspaper cover that?
01:32So we'll be doing some major cleanup and having a treasure hunt at the same time.
01:36But it's a gossip paper after all!
01:39Well, otherwise you guys won't take cleaning the school seriously.
01:43So anyway, this cleaning project means we'll have to go all out.
01:47To start off, let's just do our usual thing.
01:50What?
01:52Let's begin.
01:54The Big Queen Prime!
01:56Freaking lame!
01:57When the heck did you guys come up with that?
01:59Did you guys discuss it without me?
02:01Mr. Genpachi's...
02:04Zany Class Starts!
02:22The Big Queen!
02:27The Big Queen and the Big Queen.
02:29Boom!
02:31The Big Queen!
02:32The Big Queen & the Big Queen.
02:33The Big Queenade!
02:34The Big Queen!
02:35I've been sitting with a big chase.
02:36Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
02:39Oh
03:09Oh
03:39Oh
03:57So now I'll give you your cleaning assignments first up
04:01Cobra you do the home economics rule be sure to remove the heavy oil stains from the gas stoves and then mr
04:06Kenpachi my name's not Cobra it's Katsura. What do you mean remove all the heavy oil stains?
04:11Are you trying to harass me or something? Actually, I'm trying to harass you for real. Listen up mr. Kenpachi
04:17I'll sue you for civil misconduct. All right next
04:21Gorilla male Satan Yamazaki. You'll go clean the boys restroom. Mr
04:25Kenpachi why do we need to clean the restroom because otherwise you just keep pooping your pants
04:30Clean the toilet until it shines pray as hard as you can to the god of poopoo so that you won't poop your pants again
04:35What God of poopoo is that even real?
04:38Yes, and there's also a god of peepee for real a god like that really exists and also a god of weep
04:48You're laughing way too much stop getting hysterical with the peepee and the weep nonsense
04:53Right, I'm sorry heeji cutter god of weep
04:59Okay, next waxing the floor of this classroom is
05:03Kyuubay and tojo yes understood just hang on please why do young master and I have to wax the classroom?
05:10What if the wax splashes on young master's precious feet it could lead to a rash and inflammation
05:16Even a year's supply of that thingy above the curtain that goes worse won't come close to making up for it
05:21How am I supposed to know how many you need in a year mr. Kenpachi I shall do it. Don't you master?
05:27I don't really care who does it
05:29And next pulling weeds at the back of the gym that will be assigned to
05:35Shinpachi kagura dork you three take care of this mr. Kenpachi
05:39I won't allow it too quick. I didn't even say anything
05:43Mr. Kenpachi I have a question too. Why do we have to pull the weeds behind the gym?
05:47Oh, and why is it that the words never disappear from this world the second questions on a whole other level?
05:54Well, I can't stop thinking about I really can't stop thinking about it either
05:58I'm looking at the next issue of from me to you
06:01Oh, that episode was so good. Sookka wrote you a love letter and tried to give it to him, but couldn't do it
06:07Take my feelings from me to you
06:10Hey, I'm not talking about the manga from me to you. Oh
06:14I hope mr. Kenpachi is making his students do a major cleanup of the entire school
06:19He's probably checking TV programs for the New Year holidays in the teachers room. I guess I'll go remind him again just in case
06:27Mmm
06:34He's reading a jump magazine
06:36Yeah, so mr. Kenpachi. What are you doing? I was ready to do a major cleanup and started sorting out all the back issues of jump magazine
06:45But then I got so absorbed in reading these and I couldn't put them down
06:50You're supposed to be a high school teacher. Don't you think spreading junk magazines all over your desk is going too
06:55Oh, I get it now. That was the reason why Luffy went on his journey
06:59That's the first episode of one piece
07:01How freaking old is that issue? And if you're gonna walk off your job as a homeroom teacher, you'll have to give me back your year-end bonus
07:07Okay, fine if I must
07:14That guy is always such a pain in the butt every season. Oh, no shanks your arm
07:20Those idiots better be cleaning up just as I said
07:25Oh
07:27Okay, pay attention everyone
07:30Please look closely at this heavy oil stain
07:35When it gets this dirty the detergent sold in stores won't do any good, but look at this product
07:41Let's use this powerful detergent Brock and jr. From Germany
07:45As you can see all you have to do is wipe it off gently with a sponge like so
07:51Check it out the oil stain comes off instantly
07:56And take a look at this badly burnt frying pan, too. Let's use this Brock and jr. On it. See watch this
08:05Wait what you guys don't want to buy this product Cobra
08:08Why are you slacking off on cleaning and doing a product demo instead and where the hell did you get those shady cleaning products?
08:15Oh, um actually the thing is my uncle works as a distributor
08:19He's not your uncle. He's just a geezer making this anime show
08:24Look look look
08:27Witness the power of centrifugal force
08:29That's amazing Okita
08:30Oh hell, how long you gonna fool around? Just go clean our engine
08:33Fire
08:37What the hell was that you bastard?
08:39I'm sorry
08:40Even Okita makes mistakes with buckets
08:42Stop making up stupid proverbs and saying fire beforehand means you did it on purpose
08:48Are you satisfied now? Just clean up this place already
08:52Well then you should try this too hijikata
08:54The bucket rolling festa
08:56Just say swing the bucket
08:57What the hell is that name?
08:59Besides there's no way I'm not a little kid
09:01Are you scared? Afraid of getting wet?
09:04Hey, why the hell would I be scared?
09:09So sorry hijikata
09:11Even Okita plays with a scrubber
09:14That's quite a unique proverb
09:16I'll show you a scrubber Okita
09:18Now stop you two never forget your bucketmanship
09:23Cut it out already
09:25I knew you idiots would be playing hunger games in here
09:28You should know that I was actually doing the cleaning
09:31Really? You cleaned it until you got drenched with sweat or what?
09:36You'll die
09:38Hey, this is no sweat!
09:40You're the one who got me all wet!
09:43The hell, what's wrong with all of them?
09:46Hey, are you done waxing the floor?
09:49Well, actually, I said that I'd do it but
09:53Let me see
09:58I worked really hard to make the whole floor sparkle
10:01Sparkle? Isn't it more like slimy?
10:05Hold on, what is this?
10:06Is this lubricant?
10:07That's right! It is lubricant!
10:10To make it more slippery, I thought it would be better to use lubricant rather than wax
10:14No, that looks incredibly nasty
10:16People might think that Senior Class Z is a place that gives nasty services
10:20But dude, how are we supposed to even walk on this slimy floor?
10:27Don't you worry about that! See, once you get the hang of it-
10:30Of course you can't walk on it!
10:33Oh well, it's just fine! Just fine!
10:37I can stand up!
10:42Just a moment, I'll be right there
10:44Is this a horror movie? You're like extremely gross right now!
10:48Take care of the rest, okay?
10:50I guess it's nice to have a day like this
11:00Before I know it, it won't even be cold anymore
11:04The scent of the soil is-
11:06Ow!
11:07Ow!
11:08I might have run over Four Eyes while he was saying some corny stuff
11:12You might have run over! You surely did run over me!
11:15And don't be so naughty, Kagura!
11:16Look there, Hasegawa's taking his job seriously!
11:19Oh wow, it's really bushy
11:21Have they grown that much over there?
11:23Oh yes, these are just too thick!
11:28Hey wait, you're talking about hairs?
11:30Hey Chief, will you please let me see how bushy it is?
11:33Don't look at this crap!
11:34Are you kidding me? First the lubricant and now a porn mag?
11:37Oh, Mr. Genpachi, look, it's not what you think, this is-
11:40Sir, this here is one piece of Vice Chief Shinpachi's precious porn collection!
11:43Hey, that's not true! Don't you dare spread fake news!
11:46Yeah, I don't care, whatever
11:48Just finish pulling up all these weeds, would ya?
11:51It's so obvious you're gonna read that later
11:54But Mr. Genpachi, doing this with only the three of us is too much!
11:58But Sadaharu's here too
11:59He can't even grab grass with those paws!
12:02You hear that?
12:03I really wanna pull weed's wolf!
12:05He said that!
12:09Look over there!
12:10It looks like he's digging something out!
12:12What is that?
12:14Maybe it's a water bottle?
12:17Hey guys, can this possibly be that thingy?
12:21The treasure Mr. Genpachi told us about this morning!
12:24Whoa!
12:26A gold nugget?
12:27A gold nugget?
12:36So this is...
12:37A gold nugget?
12:40It's mine!
12:41It's mine!
12:42Hang on guys!
12:43Huh?
12:44If it's gold, he's the one who found it!
12:46But he's a dog!
12:48Just shut up, dork!
12:49You know dogs eat food and stuff, they can get pretty expensive!
12:51So I'll keep the gold for now!
12:53You're just trying to keep it all for yourself!
12:55Well then, as your homeroom teacher, I should take it!
12:57Don't start acting like a homeroom teacher now!
12:59Um, um, hey guys!
13:00Huh?
13:01What is it?
13:02This here...
13:03It can't possibly be an...
13:04Unexploded bomb, right?
13:09No, no, no!
13:10No way that's possible!
13:12Stop kidding around!
13:13Yeah, they're right!
13:18This article about the gold nugget was from the Nugen Post.
13:21Bombs from the past sound more likely, don't you think-
13:23Hey!
13:24Don't leave me alone with it!
13:25Sanaharu!
13:26You better come over here now!
13:29God!
13:30We don't want that!
13:31Stop it!
13:37So, what do we do next, Mr. Genpachi?
13:40Calm down.
13:41We only have one choice.
13:42Call the police.
13:43Hello, police?
13:44Hey, maybe you should calm down!
13:47Ah, thank you for waiting.
13:49I'm Haji, the assistant inspector from the Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team.
13:53Oh, hey.
13:54Are you really gonna work alone?
13:56Don't you worry.
13:57My boss is going to arrive anytime soon.
14:03Sorry to keep you waiting.
14:05Big bro!
14:06Oops!
14:07No, I meant inspector.
14:08Thank you for coming.
14:09I'm Haji Kozenigata from the Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team.
14:13Inspector, hurry!
14:14It's over there!
14:16Before I get to work, I have something of a ritual to observe.
14:22It is because I have always stuck to this ritual that I've been able to survive to this day.
14:30Barkeeper, another comm you.
14:32On the rocks, please.
14:35Excuse me.
14:36I'm no barkeeper.
14:37I'm a teacher.
14:38What the hell is this fake hard-boiled geezer doing here?
14:41My hopes for him are already below zero.
14:43No, barkeeper.
14:44When there's a break in your usual routine, it is always a bad omen for the future.
14:53Haji!
14:54Blockade!
14:55Got it, inspector!
14:56Mr. Genpachi, we finished cleaning the restroom.
14:58And I was able to escape from the classroom.
15:00What?!
15:01There's no entry here, so you can't come inside.
15:04It should be reversed!
15:05We're trying to dispose of an unexploded bomb.
15:07But I see you've already set your foot in this place.
15:09Now we're all in the same boat.
15:11An unexploded bomb?!
15:14Now tell me where the bomb is.
15:16Right over there.
15:17It's that one.
15:18You damn fool!
15:20This is the very place we handle bombs!
15:23It's outrageous of you to smoke!
15:25I'm so sorry!
15:29An ordinary citizen sometimes gets in the way of completing the mission.
15:33Thus, it's important to use a bit of abusive language and reprimand them.
15:38Of course, I always make a follow-up after that.
15:42I apologize for punching you.
15:44When my work is all finished here, you can continue to smoke as much as you like.
15:52The heck you just smoked too?!
15:54Stop wasting time and dispose of the freakin' bomb!
16:00Hmm...
16:01So is that it?
16:02Is it really an unexploded bomb?
16:04Oh yeah.
16:05What's more, it's a significantly lethal one.
16:08But what is it even doing here?
16:10Well, I've heard of stories.
16:12Many old bombs have been found around here.
16:14Recently, I too unintentionally exploded in a second.
16:18No one wants to hear about your thing exploding!
16:24Let's go back to the bar and make a new plan.
16:27There's no such thing as bars around here.
16:29Only cafeterias.
16:30That'll do.
16:31This counter kind of reminds me of a bar.
16:35How is it even close?!
16:36Just get to work already!
16:38Come to think of it, don't the Explosive Ordnance Disposal teams arrive riding in armored cars?
16:43There's none of that today.
16:45I'm afraid they're off to other places today.
16:48So bombs have been found in other places?
16:51No.
16:52They've all been roped into doing a photo shoot for some magazine and there's none left.
16:56A photo shoot?!
16:57And how are you gonna dispose of a bomb without specialized vehicles?!
17:00Oh please, don't worry about it.
17:02My big bro here, rather than stopping bombs from exploding, usually rushes to the scene after they've exploded.
17:08So he's never even made it there in time?!
17:10Don't you worry, I've got tons of knowledge right here.
17:14A bomb is much less likely to explode after it's been cooled down first.
17:18We could cool it and then transport it to a safer place.
17:21He is correct.
17:23Once bombs are cooled, they can take a lot of time before they're able to function.
17:26Just stop talking about your sex life, please.
17:28Alright Haji, go to the store and buy as many cooling patches as you can!
17:32Sir!
17:33Cooling patches clearly won't do anything even if you're not a pro!
17:36Then go get me ice packs!
17:38Those won't work either!
17:39Why don't you try to use my lubricant?
17:41Hey!
17:43I thought it would be better to use lubricant rather than patches in terms of cooling things off.
17:48I'm very sorry.
17:49Bastard!
17:50This is not the time to be fighting!
17:52We have to deal with the bomb first!
17:54True, an unexploded bomb means trouble.
17:57I too unintentionally exploded three days ago.
18:02Heck, you too?!
18:04Come here.
18:05We don't have any choice but to carry that bomb outside with our own hands!
18:09And so now, one of you will-
18:11Hey!
18:12Stop trying to make our students do it!
18:14Enough is enough!
18:15We want another bomb disposal team!
18:17How humiliating!
18:18From the day I started this job until today, has anyone ever asked for another team?
18:23Not once has that ever happened to me!
18:26Who the hell are you supposed to be?!
18:28You're not even a fake hard-boiled geezer anymore!
18:30Oh no!
18:31Stop, Sanaharu!
18:32Huh?
18:33Come back here, Sanaharu!
18:37Sanaharu!
18:38Don't shake it!
18:39Don't shake it!
18:40Oh no!
18:41It'll explode!
18:42I wanna survive!
18:43I wanna survive!
18:44I wanna survive!
18:45I wanna survive!
18:46I wanna survive!
18:57Oh-
18:59What?
19:03Hey!
19:04This might not be a bomb after all!
19:06Is it some kind of container?
19:08Tell us, disposal team!
19:09I didn't expect this.
19:11What looked like a bomb turned out to be not a bomb at all.
19:14However, even a pro makes mistakes sometimes.
19:17That's why this job can be so very interesting.
19:22Oh, son of a lie, you lame excuse!
19:26Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen!
19:28It's Spencer!
19:29Geez!
19:30Oh, there's paper inside it.
19:32Hm?
19:33Finally!
19:34The map of the buried gold!
19:35It looks like a letter.
19:36A letter?
19:37What?
19:38It says,
19:39As I'm not good with words,
19:41I can only express my feelings for you in this way.
19:44Just by staring at you from afar.
19:47I turn into a baby who doesn't know how to speak.
19:50I become completely at a loss for words.
19:53Hm?
19:54Hold on!
19:55This is a love letter!
19:56And it's so freaking lame.
19:57Who the hell wrote it?
19:59A man who has had a little fever ever since I first met you?
20:02So this is a time capsule then.
20:05He put his love letter that he couldn't deliver in sign.
20:08He wanted to keep his memory of high school locked in it.
20:11He is simply a man in love.
20:17I finally found you, Mr. Genpachi!
20:20Why is your classroom so slippery?
20:22Hm?
20:23Ah!
20:24Hey!
20:25You shouldn't open that without my permission!
20:26That was my time capsule!
20:28Are you serious?
20:29Wait!
20:30Principal!
20:31You wrote this love letter?
20:32Yeah.
20:33I mean, I did write it.
20:35But then I just didn't have the courage to deliver it.
20:38I can't believe I was touched.
20:41Stop acting so shy.
20:42You're just Hata.
20:43And you look like a freaking mug fish too.
20:45A man in love?
20:46Don't make me laugh.
20:47Hey, you guys are so heartless.
20:49Anyway, you guys need to bury this time capsule back in the ground again.
20:53It's such a precious memory for me.
20:55Mr. Genpachi!
20:56Sonoharu just dug out another time capsule!
20:59Look!
21:00Good grief.
21:01How many were buried underground at this school?
21:03Whose is it now?
21:04Let's open it.
21:05You can't do that, Mr. Genpachi.
21:07The very person who buried the time capsule is supposed to open it.
21:10Why is it so freaking tight?
21:12Hey, there's no way I can open this.
21:14Doesn't it say how to open it somewhere?
21:15Um, are you guys even listening to me?
21:17Give me a sec.
21:18I can't make out what it says since it's rusty.
21:20It looks like it says military right here.
21:26I can't do it.
21:27I can't do it.
21:28I can't do it.
21:29I can't do it.
21:30I can't do it.
21:31I can't do it.
21:32I can't do it.
21:33I can't do it.
21:34Ah.
21:35We survived the blast somehow.
21:36Geez.
21:37The typical rules in the anime world helped us.
21:38That's right!
21:39Because nobody ever dies from explosions in comedy anime!
21:41Hey guys, but what about the gym?
21:43The whole gym was destroyed.
21:44What are you gonna do about it?
21:45We'll include it as part of a major cleanup.
21:47A major cleanup, my ass!
21:49We're deep in the red!
21:50Hey!
21:51You have something to say to me!
21:52Say to me!
21:53There's something in the back.
21:54Huh?
21:55Hey nurse, calm you on the rocks.
21:59The heck?
22:00You wound up getting injured too?
22:02ermeeter 2?!
22:03Yes!
22:16The chime sound would tell us the Pan Movie Season 1 day while we were caught!
22:19Twinkろっか 扉の先で見つけた
22:27真剣な顔で足拭ってた姿に
22:32Ah 目が離れない
22:38不甘い僕には 君以外いないよって
22:43In the me
23:06See you next time.
23:36See you next time.
24:06See you next time.
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