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Emmerdale 19 November 2025
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00:30Morning.
00:39Sorry.
00:41You're all right, kid.
00:44Not your fault that's let my own body make a vodka, is it?
00:49How are you shaping up this morning?
00:52So far, so good.
00:55What's in the bag?
00:57Nah.
00:59Ask me no questions.
01:01I'll tell you no lies.
01:09You okay there, April?
01:12Something you can't find?
01:14What?
01:15No, sorry, I'm just looking.
01:19We're not a flaming library.
01:24Just a girl I was looking for.
01:33Made out of your pit then?
01:35Wasn't our choice, did I? You deciding to hoover the whole house?
01:38It needs to be done.
01:39What, at 7am?
01:41Feeling rough, are we?
01:43Never mind the plant I could do with that.
01:45Or a saline drip or something.
01:48It was a good night though, wasn't it?
01:50You know, until Kev ruined the vibe.
01:53I mean, I respect him having the nerve to get up there and tell Robert how he feels.
01:56Hmm.
01:59Be a better world for all his brave.
02:13Hey!
02:15Robert's not here.
02:16I don't know where he is.
02:17No, it's not him that likes to see.
02:20Come to give you this for Harry, it was supposed to be a Christmas present but, you know,
02:25after everything that's happened.
02:34It's really thoughtful of you.
02:36I learned to crochet in prison.
02:39Get me out of trouble.
02:40Anyway, you don't want me wanging on, do you?
02:46I can see you're busy.
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:49I'm trying to get hold of a second-hand drum mower.
02:52I thought I'd get a better deal this time of the year, but the search continues.
02:56I was thinking of asking that Ray guy, you know, the one who Laurel's knocking about with.
03:01This is what he does, isn't it?
03:02Oh, right, er, well, the best I can find online is one for, like, 2,000 quid or something, and we do not have 2,000 pounds.
03:13I can give you two grand if you want.
03:17I mean, I've got a bit put by, and that's what a family's for, innit?
03:25It's not exactly gonna be easy to just forget what happened before.
03:28It's not ideal. I'll give you that.
03:32And we could have done without that complication of you getting arrested in Newcastle.
03:37But we're in this together, right?
03:40And you...
03:42You are a toughie.
03:44You did great at the police station.
03:46You handled those cops like a real pro.
03:49And yes, Mum did have to step in and speak to your granddad.
03:53But she did that and took care of it as promised.
03:56The only thing is, the more complicated it gets, the more it costs to fix.
04:03What does that mean?
04:06What does that mean?
04:08It means you're gonna have to put in some overtime.
04:12Because nothing is for free.
04:13But don't worry about all that today.
04:17Why don't you take the rest of the day off, spend it with the D-man, relax a bit.
04:24Make the most of it and shake off what's happened to you and you move on.
04:29Because you could do anything you put your mind to, April.
04:35I believe in you.
04:37Especially with me and Mum backing you up.
04:39But you have to get it together.
04:41Well, you know what will happen.
04:44Because we are unstoppable.
04:46Because we are unstoppable.
04:56It's very kind.
04:58But there's just no way that I could...
04:59You've got no idea how many hours I've spent in that prison cell listening to your brother tell me all about growing up on a farm.
05:05Call it a loan if it makes you feel better.
05:09Well, the thing is, I just...
05:11I don't know when we'd be in a position to even start paying you back.
05:14Well, I'm not going to be taking it with me where I'm going, am I?
05:17And I wouldn't offer it if I couldn't afford it.
05:21You mean the world to Robert.
05:23He means the world to me.
05:25And...
05:27I'm not taking no for an answer.
05:29I'm not wind your neck in.
05:31It's happening.
05:35It's happening.
05:37It's happening.
05:41It's happening.
05:43It's happening.
05:45It's happening.
05:47It's happening.
05:49It's happening.
05:51It's happening.
05:53It's happening.
05:55What?
05:57Okay, look, don't panic.
05:59I'll speak to him.
06:00I'll put it right.
06:02No, I know.
06:03I know he's a difficult man to say no to.
06:06Yeah, I'll sort it out.
06:07Promise.
06:10Problem.
06:13Kev's offered Vic two grand to help us buy a drum mower for the farm.
06:19Wow. That's generous.
06:21He swears there's no strings attached.
06:23Right, okay.
06:25I mean, come on.
06:26I know it's messy, but where else are we supposed to come up with that kind of money?
06:28And if it makes him feel better, helping out his mates, then...
06:33Robert, come on.
06:35He just thinks this grand gesture's a game changer.
06:37Well, I couldn't have been any clearer that we're done.
06:40Except from being there till the end.
06:42I thought you were alright with it.
06:43Yeah, so did I.
06:51Knock, knock.
06:55Why bother knocking if you're gonna let yourself in anyway?
06:58Oh, sorry.
06:59I just thought with us being part of the same Dingle fam, it'll be all me casa, su casa.
07:05When have I ever given you that impression, Liam?
07:09Certainly not right now.
07:11Shall I go?
07:12No, no, sorry.
07:14Come in.
07:16Just caught me at a bad time, so...
07:18Is it because you're missing Ross?
07:20No.
07:21What gave you that impression?
07:22Oh, I don't know.
07:24The way your face lit up the moment he suggested you go and visit him in Liverpool.
07:28Yeah, then Charity put a stop to that anyway, so...
07:31At least it's not still bothering you.
07:34Oh, come on.
07:36I know what it's like when your bro's away and you're at a loose end.
07:39I tolerated fam.
07:42Pushing it with bro, man.
07:44Okay, noted.
07:46All I'm trying to say is, you can never have enough friends.
07:49Especially...
07:50Ones that come bearing gifts.
07:52Liam, I...
07:54I really appreciate the kindness, I do.
07:57But...
07:59Let's be honest here, we've not said more than a couple of words to each other, at best.
08:03And why do you think that is?
08:05Because we've got nothing in common besides a tenuous family link.
08:07Hey, I couldn't agree more.
08:10But why don't we make that link less tenuous?
08:13Especially with our respective partners being so close.
08:16And what better way to do that than with a gaming session?
08:20Preferably something without guns or balls.
08:26Oh, hey, stranger.
08:28Haven't seen you for ages.
08:30Didn't know you were here.
08:31I just needed a quiet corner to catch up on some emails.
08:33Oh, right, no, I'll leave you to it.
08:34No, please, sit.
08:36Sit.
08:37I'd rather talk to you than Janice, my accountant.
08:40She could talk a glass either, so, that one.
08:41I thought we could just grab a drink for us to work for the bus, it won't be here for a while anyway.
08:47Yeah, yeah, it suits me.
08:49Or we could just go for a walk instead.
08:51It's freezing.
08:53I don't care.
08:55What's the problem?
08:56Listen, I just don't want to spend another day thinking about work and debts.
09:04I wanted today to be about us, that's all.
09:07So let's grab a drink, okay, in the warm, wait till the bus comes in.
09:11You know, if Ray tries third wheeling, I'll turn on a date.
09:15Whoa!
09:17Oh, sorry.
09:18No, it's mine!
09:19I've got room.
09:33I think I've got most of it there.
09:35Yeah, yeah, don't worry, honestly, it's just glass.
09:37I'll, erm, I'll sort it out.
09:39April?
09:49Why aren't you firing?
09:50I am!
09:51You said that's the trigger, why isn't I doing anything?
09:53No, back left is to A and back right is the trigger.
09:57Oh, yeah, you did say so.
09:58Yeah, I did.
09:59Several times.
10:01So much for precision and skill.
10:03My reactions are excellent, actually.
10:05You'll see, once I get to grips with this.
10:08And we're dead.
10:10Again.
10:12That dirty warlock.
10:14Oh, no.
10:16And we're dead.
10:17Again.
10:18That dirty warlock.
10:20Ross would have got him.
10:21Ross would have got him.
10:23You heard yourself.
10:25He's had about 12.
10:27I'm sorry, mate, but you're a doctor.
10:30I don't understand how wrapping your head around this is so difficult.
10:35At least when Ross and I play, we don't need to...
10:37Oh, brilliant.
10:38Is this going to be another monologue about how great Ross is?
10:41We've only had three in the last hour.
10:42Your jealousy's not a great look.
10:44Nor is neediness.
10:45Your man crush is bouldering on needy.
10:49Coming from you, really?
10:51Oh, please be my friend, Cain.
10:53People will think I'm boring otherwise.
10:58Okay, I think we're done here.
10:59I was done the second you arrived.
11:13You know, I came here with a genuine offer of friendship, which is pretty thin on the ground from where I'm standing at the moment.
11:21I'm beginning to see why.
11:24I'll see myself out.
11:25So, er, how's he doing after last night's karaoke catastrophe?
11:38I dunno, not great.
11:40Oh, er, maybe I'll chuck some extra sausages on his breakfast to cheer him up.
11:44Don't tell Nicola.
11:45I won't say anything about any sausage.
11:46Oh.
11:48Cheers.
11:49That's good.
11:52I hear you had a lively evening.
11:54That's one way of pointing it, yeah.
11:55But, you know, we're all still standing.
11:57More or less.
12:01You were dastards to all hours.
12:04I hope I didn't wake you cluttering about.
12:07First thing.
12:09Claudia filled you in on her show.
12:11She's worried about you, that's all, man.
12:14She doesn't want you to go through any more heartache.
12:17Neither do I.
12:20Come to something when your 73-year-old mother's got a better social life than you.
12:24Yeah, well, you debated it, Charlie.
12:26Not your vibe.
12:29I'll leave you to it.
12:31There you go.
12:35Oh, er, you can't drink from that.
12:36It's chipped.
12:37It's, er, dangerous.
12:41Mr. Miyagi taught me.
12:51No, not fear.
12:53Cri, kid.
12:55Stone-cold classic.
12:56Absolute cinematic masterpiece.
12:58Can I have a word?
13:01Erm, I'll leave you to her.
13:05I just spoke to Victoria.
13:07We can't accept that money.
13:09It's not just your decision, though, is it?
13:14I know why you're doing this.
13:16No, you don't.
13:17It won't change anything.
13:18Mind hitting that money out the goodness of my heart, and...
13:22Yeah, I...
13:25Maybe it is a way of apologising about last night.
13:28I didn't mean to embarrass you.
13:29Yeah, I certainly didn't mean to embarrass myself.
13:33But you're in...
13:35You're in trouble, and I can help, so why wouldn't I?
13:38So, you know, stop bleating.
13:41Let me enjoy my breakfast.
13:44We'll pay you back.
13:45OK.
13:46See if it makes you feel any better, yeah?
13:59I...
14:00Thank you for the breakfast.
14:02You've barely touched it.
14:04Waces to be.
14:06See you later, kid.
14:07Bye.
14:12Oh, I see.
14:14Drunk all your beers, and now you want some freebies.
14:17Only if I can pour them directly over Mackenzie's head.
14:21Why? What's he done?
14:23Well, apart from being an impossible, petulant man-child
14:26with a sarcastic streak that gets pouring very quickly.
14:29Hang on, you might want to dial back the whole character assassination
14:32of my husband.
14:33Well, I'm sorry.
14:35I really made an effort, and he just threw it back in my face
14:38for, what, not being Ross?
14:40OK, look, I know Matt can be a real pain in the backside,
14:43but he's also really good at realising when he's been an idiot
14:46and apologising with a slight push in that direction.
14:49Charity.
14:50Look, he just needs to get to know you better, OK?
14:53And then he can stop pining for Ross,
14:55and it'll be all lads, lads, lads with you!
14:57Cos that's what you want, isn't it?
14:59With someone I have a connection with,
15:00and that someone is not Mackenzie.
15:04Now, if you'll excuse me,
15:06I'm going to lie down
15:08in a very dark, very silent room.
15:14We're in no position to turn down that kind of money,
15:17so it makes it even harder to say no.
15:19Robert, it's madness.
15:20Nobody lends anyone that kind of money with no strings attached.
15:23Especially not Ed the Ball Kev.
15:24Can we just, can we stop talking about him?
15:29Focus on us.
15:33Oh, yeah?
15:36Well, you got a problem with that?
15:38Nothing that can't be...
15:40OK.
15:44Oi!
15:45I gave you...
15:47I gave you that key for emergencies.
15:50You want to be thankful it's not his husband walking in?
15:53I mean, you are technically still married, aren't you?
15:56You know that I am.
15:58It's a psycho armed robber with a very, very, very short fuse.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Look, it was just a stupid...
16:06momentary lapse of judgement.
16:08That's all it was.
16:10He's very right. There's nothing going on.
16:12You don't need to make a big deal out of it.
16:14I'm not sure that Kev would say it that way.
16:17Seriously, Mum, it was...
16:19it was just a moment.
16:23Right, fine. Well, no-one will be hearing it from my libs.
16:26Apart from anything else, I want you alive.
16:29Seriously, you two.
16:31He is dangerous and he is unpredictable.
16:34This stops now, alright? Do you hear me?
16:37No more!
16:46I can deal with Kev, but I'm just getting bored of this...
16:49...sneaky round.
16:51I know.
16:53I know.
16:55I know.
16:56Well, then get it sorted, Robert.
16:58For it blows up in both our faces.
17:13Hey, mate.
17:19How did you get back here?
17:21Just...slip through.
17:22While Charity was collecting glasses.
17:24What are you doing sitting here in the gloom?
17:27Just trying to get a bit of peace and quiet.
17:29Listening to a...
17:31...true crime podcast.
17:33Where's the curtain short?
17:35That's the ambience.
17:37Look, I've had a real day of it.
17:38See if you've come here to threaten me again.
17:40What?
17:42No.
17:43I'm just here to share some very good news.
17:51I'm lending Victoria two grand for some farm equipment that they need for next summer.
17:55Erm...
17:56It's perfect.
17:58Well, would be if I had the money, but...
18:00...you know, details.
18:01Well, if you don't have the money...
18:04...I failed to see what...
18:06Come along, Doctor.
18:08I had you down as a man of vision.
18:10Picture the scene.
18:11Victoria's grateful.
18:12Robert's grateful.
18:13Bang.
18:14I'm back in.
18:15Then, you come bowling in.
18:16Tell them that I've been misdiagnosed and I'm not dying, and then we all live happily ever after.
18:21Kevin, I'm not sure this is the best idea.
18:23Shh, shh, shh.
18:24Just relax.
18:26It's all in hand.
18:28I'll get the money.
18:29I've got a master plan.
18:42I'm sorry.
18:43I didn't think I'd react like that.
18:45I just lost it.
18:47You've got to keep it together.
18:48Because if you keep pranging out left, right and centre, things are going to go pear-shaped pretty quick.
18:52I know.
18:53I know I get it.
18:56He'd hate me if he knew what I'd done.
18:58He's not going to hate you.
19:00Because you're not going to tell him.
19:03I still just hate lying to him, right?
19:05Well...
19:07You'd better get comfy with it, because if you breathe a word about Callum, it will be the last word you say.
19:13Yeah, it's fine. I get it.
19:15I did it and I'm carrying it alone.
19:17But you're not alone, though, are you?
19:18You can always talk to me. That's what I'm here for.
19:22Talk to me and only me.
19:25Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
19:28Because we don't need this to be any more complicated than it already is.
19:32OK?
19:34That's it. Good girl.
19:37OK? It's going to be all right, I promise you.
19:47Oh!
19:49God, you made me jump.
19:51Really? Why?
19:53What have you been up to?
19:54Oh, nothing. Nothing much to report.
19:56Not even about you and Matt?
19:59Oh, yeah. That was a non-start, wasn't it?
20:02Oh, right. Never mind. Charity will be pleased that you tried.
20:05That's sweet of you.
20:07Yeah, so I just came back to make some lunch and then I've just been listening to my true crime podcasts.
20:13Scared yourself silly.
20:15A lot of scary people about.
20:18Are they?
20:20No, no. Not particularly.
20:23No, just life's rich tapestry, you know.
20:25I just feel like I've been pulled in every direction.
20:29What about you?
20:31What have you been up to?
20:33Oh, nothing much, you know. Same old, same old. Nothing to write home about.
20:37All quiet on the western front, then?
20:40Yeah, she says so.
20:56Evening?
20:58What sort is there?
21:00Dirty laundry. Same power as up, didn't it?
21:02Yeah. The struggle is real, man.
21:04I could pay you extra for the leaky if you want.
21:06It's fine. Honestly, Kev.
21:08Check with Mum, though, when she gets back.
21:09She can be a bit territorial when it comes to radiated space.
21:14She'll have her next four washes mapped out like an S.A.S mission.
21:18No worries.
21:23I don't respect anyone with a plan.
21:34The rhyme.
21:35Something括els there.
21:36I'm tired.
21:40Um...
21:42Bon site.
21:45Let's see.
21:49What else has Guardianines?
21:52A lot of scene, yeah.
21:55Of course again.
21:57He's a complete commute with a broken Phoenix.
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