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00:00Oh, I bring you eight Hollywood actors and comedians who have something better than a former Footloose star in common.
00:07They've all worked with me.
00:10We've got eight Degrees of Jane competing tonight, and one of them could bring home a lot more than bacon,
00:15up to a million dollars for charity on Celebrity Weakest Link.
00:20Welcome to Celebrity Weakest Link.
00:33Welcome, my Hollywood family.
00:36Now, I see you're not wearing name tags, so please remind me who you are.
00:42I worked with Jane on the film Surviving Eden.
00:45We were the long and short of it.
00:47I'm Sherry O'Tierry.
00:51I'm Carson Kressley, and Jane and I hosted Dolly Parton's Pet Gala.
00:54Or is it gala?
00:56It's gala.
00:59I'm Laverne Cox.
01:01Jane and I co-hosted the GLAAD Media Awards, and I'm so glad to be here.
01:08I'm Ron Funches.
01:09Jane and I are both in the show The Great North together, and I didn't even know that till now.
01:13I'm Andy Richter, and Jane and I were married in the show The Real Live Brady Bunch.
01:22I'm Adam Pally, and Jane's trailer was next to mine for four years, and I know where the bodies are buried.
01:30I worked with Jane on Hot White Heist 2.
01:33I'm Joel Kimbooster.
01:34I worked with Jane on three different feature films.
01:39As her masseuse, I'm John Luthers.
01:42Well, I am so touched that all of you could be here while my more famous friends ignored the email.
01:52In this round, a chain of eight correct answers will put $25,000 in your bank.
01:57However, one wrong answer will break the chain and take you back to zero.
02:02But if you press your button and say, bank, before your question is asked, well, that money is safe, and you'll start a new chain.
02:10And, of course, one more rule, and I'm saying this as a friend.
02:15Don't embarrass me.
02:17We'll start with Sherry.
02:20It's time to play The Weakest Link.
02:25Start the clock.
02:26Sherry, astronaut and beekeeper are two of more than 250 occupations held by what Mattel doll?
02:37Barbie.
02:37Correct.
02:38Carson.
02:40Energizer or Viagra?
02:42Which famously used the slogan, it keeps going and going and going?
02:46Energizer.
02:46Got it, Laverne.
02:48Bank.
02:48If you believe the last question I asked was inappropriate, I'll put your complaint in the circular file, which is slang for what can.
02:57Rolodex.
02:58No trash can.
02:59Ron.
03:00A kimono is a garment that originated in what country?
03:03Japan.
03:04Correct.
03:05Andy.
03:06True or false?
03:07The last line of the song, Who Let the Dogs Out, reveals who let the dogs out.
03:11False.
03:12Correct.
03:13Adam.
03:14In the classic Spielberg movie, E.T. befriends what boy whose name starts with E and ends with T?
03:20Elliot.
03:21Correct.
03:21Joel.
03:22Big Gay Al and Mr. Hankey are guest characters on what long-running animated series about foul-mouthed fourth graders?
03:30South Park.
03:30You got it.
03:31John.
03:32What legendary insult comic had a biography subtitled The Merchant of Venom?
03:37Don Rickles.
03:38Correct.
03:39Sherry.
03:40What 90s band released its hit song Buddy Holly on what would have been Buddy's 58th birthday?
03:47The Beastie Boys.
03:50Nope, Weezer.
03:51Carson.
03:53According to the Huffington Post, in the movie Pulp Fiction, what actor says a curse word 26 times that starts with mother?
04:00John Travolta.
04:01Nope.
04:02Samuel L. Jackson.
04:03Laverne.
04:04In the classic children's song, what bridge is always falling down?
04:09London.
04:09You got it.
04:10Ron.
04:11What T word is indicated by an NFL referee doing this?
04:17Touchdown.
04:17You got it.
04:18Andy.
04:18Bank.
04:19Kill or fish?
04:21007 famously has a license to what?
04:24Kill.
04:24You got it.
04:25Adam.
04:26In the 90s, Sarah Michelle Gellar played what high school vampire slayer?
04:31What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
04:32Correct.
04:33But this is not Jeopardy.
04:34Joel.
04:35If a baseball pitcher is a southpaw, it means they throw using their what?
04:39Left hand.
04:40You got it.
04:41John.
04:41Bank.
04:42In 1974, who became the first U.S. president to resign from office?
04:46Richard Nixon.
04:47Correct.
04:48Sherry.
04:49What S word is the term for a group of fish that swive us together in a synchronized manner?
04:54Cool.
04:56Correct.
04:57But time is up.
04:58I cannot accept your answer.
04:59No.
05:00Out of $25,000, you banked $10,000.
05:04That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
05:09Who is about to have zero degrees of separation from the parking lot?
05:16It's time to vote off the weakest link.
05:20Everyone here may be one degree from Jane, but who's also one step away from elimination?
05:29Just like high school.
05:30Can we pick Jane?
05:32You could make a case for Carson, who thinks John Travolta is the potty mouth from Pulp Fiction,
05:37or Sherry, who was statistically the weakest link.
05:41Who's about to get unfriended?
05:44The voting is complete.
05:47John, we were in a movie together called Birds of Paradise.
05:50I have no memory of it.
05:52I don't either.
05:53You were a hummingbird.
05:54I was.
05:55Speaking of singing, I understand that you sing the national anthem at events.
06:00I've done it at the Dodger Stadium three times at the U.S. Open.
06:03Wow.
06:04Can we hear it?
06:05Go ahead, do it.
06:06Oh.
06:08I don't remember the rest.
06:08That's too high, man.
06:10You wouldn't make it through the song on that note.
06:14Are they leaving all this in?
06:17John, who did you vote to eliminate?
06:19I voted Carson to be out because I thought...
06:22How dare you?
06:23Well, I misunderstood.
06:25I thought it was the strongest stink.
06:28But it's the weakest link.
06:30Well, I have never.
06:32Yes, you have.
06:33I guarantee you he voted for me to be out.
06:35Did you vote to have him leave the party?
06:37I did.
06:38It was his shoes, actually.
06:40Show them, John.
06:42What's wrong with your shoes?
06:43I refuse to shoe shame people.
06:45Yeah.
06:45There are people in the world who struggle because they have very big feet.
06:49Laverne, who did you vote for to leave the game?
06:51I made a very strategic decision.
06:53And I love her so much.
06:55She's an icon.
06:55She's a legend.
06:56She's always the moment.
06:57But it was Sherry.
06:59Baby girl!
07:00I'm sorry, Sherry.
07:01That's okay.
07:02Damage is done.
07:03Sherry?
07:04Did you ever hear of Weezer?
07:06Well, I was working during the 90s.
07:08So I didn't have time to listen to music.
07:11Who's coughing?
07:12John.
07:13Carson.
07:13John.
07:14See, another reason.
07:15Get an inhaler for John.
07:17Um, Pat.
07:18Pat?
07:19Mrs. Ajax?
07:20Oh, for God's sake.
07:21Adam, why do you keep talking into the podium?
07:24He thinks it's a microphone, um, and he's slightly deranged.
07:28You're not on Jeopardy.
07:29You're not on Wheel of Fortune.
07:30And I'm Jane Lynch, and I host Weakest Link.
07:33In related news, this is the longest night of my life.
07:37All right, well, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
07:42Ron.
07:49John.
07:52Sherry.
07:54Sherry.
07:57I'm sorry, Sherry.
07:58Why are we...
07:59Carson.
08:04Adam.
08:07Carson.
08:08Carson.
08:12Well, Sherry, we worked together on Surviving Eden, but you didn't survive the first round.
08:18With three votes, you are the weakest link.
08:20Goodbye.
08:21None taken, Jane.
08:22None taken.
08:25My goal was not to be the first one to be voted off, so I didn't reach my goal.
08:31But, um, I can now take my dogs to the park.
08:36Parting is such sweet sorrow.
08:38So, my dogs won.
08:39Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
08:55Well, we've got a team full of my former co-stars, and it looks like my friends here need some added incentive to do well tonight.
09:02So, I'm going to give you a shot at $50,000 in this round to your previously banked $10,000.
09:09So, 10 seconds are coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round.
09:15That's Joel.
09:17Well, let's play the weakest link.
09:23Start the clock.
09:26Joel, Jane Lynch played a psychiatrist on Two and a Half Men, which starred what actor as womanizer Charlie Harper?
09:34Neil Patrick Harris.
09:35Oh, for gosh sake.
09:36No, Charlie Sheen.
09:36John, Jane Lynch was in The Fugitive with Harrison Ford, who played Han Solo in The Force Awakens, with what actor who played his son, Kylo Ren?
09:50Carson Kressley.
09:51No, Adam Driver.
09:53Carson.
09:53Carson, Jane Lynch voiced Wreck-It Ralph with Mindy Kaleen, who was in The Office with Steve Carell, who got propositioned in The 40-Year-Old Virgin by his boss.
10:03Played by what actress?
10:06Actress, a lady, um, Cameron Diaz.
10:09No, Jane Lynch.
10:11Laverne, on your screen, you can have fun playing with yourself.
10:16With what game scene here?
10:19Solitaire.
10:19Correct.
10:20Ron, cut the mustard or cut the cheese?
10:23According to the expression, which did you do if you met expectations?
10:27Cut the mustard.
10:28Correct.
10:28Andy.
10:29Bank.
10:30If you have a bicycle and a unicycle, how many total pedals do you have?
10:35Four.
10:36Correct.
10:37Adam.
10:37Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon play frenemies and co-anchors, who wake up America on what streaming series?
10:45The Morning Show.
10:46Correct.
10:47Joel.
10:47You can visit the graves of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Colin Powell at what national cemetery?
10:53Arlington Cemetery.
10:54Correct.
10:54John.
10:55Bank.
10:55What K-word is a fuzzy green fruit once known as the monkey peach and the Chinese gooseberry?
11:02Kiwi.
11:03Correct.
11:04Carson, on your screen.
11:05Oh, God, on my screen.
11:06Here we see the invisible man going through an entrance known as a what?
11:11A revolving door.
11:12Correct.
11:13Laverne.
11:14Bank.
11:14Most websites have detailed information on the FAQ page, which stands for frequently asked what?
11:21Question.
11:22Correct.
11:22Ron, if you took a huge steaming dumpling from your dim sum plate, what country's cuisine are you enjoying?
11:30Korea?
11:31Nope.
11:31China.
11:32Andy.
11:33What satirical website runs stories like, can't complete the question?
11:40The onion.
11:41The correct answer was the onion.
11:44Well, time is up, and like Garth Brooks, I've got friends in low places, and your bank account is even lower.
11:52Out of $50,000, you bank just $10,000, which brings your total bank to $20,000.
11:58That money goes on to the next round, while one of you does not.
12:04Who starred in the Marvelous Mrs. Every Single Question?
12:07It's time to vote off the weakest link.
12:11We asked three questions about celebrities within eight degrees of Jane, and this band of brainiacs missed all three of them.
12:22Statistically, the weakest link was Ron, who's clearly never had dim sum at a Chinese restaurant.
12:28The strongest link was Laverne, and I'm sure she'll have something to say about it.
12:32Our team is about to get trimmed to six degrees.
12:35Who's about to feel the chill?
12:37The voting is complete.
12:41Laverne.
12:42This round, you were the strongest link.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:45This is, like, very special for me, because, like, I'm very ambitious, and I like to win.
12:50Okay.
12:51But we don't need an acceptance speech.
12:53But we have to celebrate, because this may never happen again, right, guys?
12:56Let's celebrate.
12:57Oh, my God.
12:58Let's celebrate something else about you.
13:00How about the fact that you're the first trans person to receive a wax statue at Madame Tussauds' museum?
13:06I was hoping that when they, after they did it, they could make my wax figure thinner.
13:10But they told me when I stand next to it, it has to look like me.
13:14Anyway, who did you think needs to leave the party after that last round?
13:18I voted for Carson, and I love Carson.
13:20Is there a wax figure of you, Carson?
13:23Um, not in a museum.
13:25Who did you vote for to leave the game?
13:27I'm always thinking about John.
13:30Was it the coughing?
13:31It was the wheezing.
13:33What do you have to say for yourself, John, in that last round?
13:37I missed one question, but the other ones I got correct.
13:40The other one you got correct.
13:42All right.
13:43And you want to get rid of who?
13:45Carson.
13:46How dare you?
13:48So, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
13:55John.
14:00Carson.
14:02John.
14:06Adam.
14:09John.
14:10All of them.
14:20Carson.
14:22John, who has sung the national anthem at sporting events.
14:25Oh, say can you see the exit.
14:29With four votes, you're the weakest link.
14:32Goodbye.
14:34Bye, John.
14:35Hi, John.
14:37Goodbye, you bastards.
14:38We love you, John.
14:39We love you.
14:40I would get that cough looked at.
14:41Oh, they cheated, cheated and formed a cabal.
14:48Bye.
14:49I banked the most money.
14:51Does that make me the weakest link?
14:53Ooh.
14:54Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
15:08Tonight, we're playing with people I've worked with throughout the years.
15:12And that last round reminds me of all the torturous one-person shows I've been forced to attend.
15:17You've banked $20,000 out of a possible $75,000 so far.
15:23And in this round, I'm putting another $75,000 up for grabs.
15:29Another 10 seconds are coming off the clock.
15:32And we'll start with the strongest link from the last round.
15:35And that's Laverne.
15:37Let's play The Weakest Link.
15:39Start the clock.
15:43Laverne, according to its title, what movie franchise's latest sequel claims to be its final reckoning?
15:51Mission Impossible.
15:52Correct.
15:53Ron, if a law and order detective has you sweating out a confession, he's said to be giving you which degree?
16:00Third degree.
16:00Correct.
16:01Andy, on your screen, this flower is perfect for plucking while saying,
16:06He loves me.
16:07Then what?
16:09He loves me not.
16:10Correct.
16:10Adam, what letter of the alphabet is intentionally flipped backwards in the logo of Toys R Us?
16:16The R.
16:17Correct.
16:18Joel.
16:20I would not sob if I moved to what New England city which is not sob spelled backwards?
16:27Boston.
16:28Correct.
16:29Carson, confectioner or contortionist?
16:32Who's more likely to be tugging his taffy?
16:35My goodness, a confectionist.
16:37Yes.
16:38Laverne.
16:39Bank.
16:40For over 150 years, the statue of freedom has sat atop the dome of what building?
16:47Uh, the Louvre.
16:49Nope, the capital.
16:50Ron.
16:51After he forgot his password in 2011, Stefan Thomas lost hundreds of millions of dollars worth of what cryptocurrency?
16:59Bitcoin?
17:00Bitcoin?
17:01Correct.
17:01Andy, true or false?
17:04The guy who played Jay Peterman on Seinfeld is now a real owner of the retail company Jay Peterman.
17:10False.
17:11True.
17:12Adam.
17:12Oh.
17:13Crazy.
17:13I'll be mildly impressed if you know that the letters IQ in IQ test stand for what?
17:25Uh, pass, Alec.
17:27Nope, intelligence quotient.
17:30Joel.
17:31On your screen, these two items represent the name of what Miami rapper?
17:37Pitbull.
17:38Correct.
17:39Carson?
17:39What pink medicine uses the fun jingle?
17:43Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset, psomic, diarrhea, pepto-bismal.
17:49Correct.
17:51Oh, you got it just in time.
17:54Now, most of you didn't know each other that well when we started, but now you can bond over something besides your shared history with me.
18:00You're all really terrible at this game.
18:03Out of a possible $75,000, you banked only $10,000.
18:08Well, that brings your total bank to $30,000, and that money will go through to the next round.
18:14But one of you is history.
18:17Who's about to become my friend without benefits?
18:21It's time to vote off the weakest link.
18:28This was the team's third straight round banking $10,000.
18:31Most of it came from Joel, who also answered both of his questions correctly, making him the strongest link for the second time.
18:40Statistically, the weakest link was Andy, but Laverne confused the Capitol building with the Louvre.
18:46And Adam, not knowing what IQ stands for, frankly writes its own joke.
18:50Who's about to get thrown out of this Hollywood party?
18:53The voting is complete.
18:56Adam, we were in a movie together, Adult Children of Divorce.
19:00Yes.
19:00Yes, you were wonderful, and so was I.
19:03Okay, moving on.
19:04Who did you vote for?
19:05Uh, Kamala.
19:10On this stage?
19:11I voted for Joel.
19:12For what reason?
19:13Because he voted for me in the first round, and he thought I wouldn't remember.
19:16Yeah.
19:16Oh, that's a great way to say.
19:19Might I remind us?
19:20Is it my imagination, or does Laverne never stop talking?
19:25I do talk quite a bit.
19:27That was your cue not to talk.
19:30Well, it is now time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
19:37Oh, randomly I chose Adam.
19:43Andy.
19:43Adam.
19:49Adam.
19:55Adam.
19:59Adam.
20:03Adam.
20:04Adam, if he doesn't know what show he's on, please pack your knives and go.
20:09With four votes, you are the weakest link.
20:11Goodbye.
20:11I would have been your Eve, Adam.
20:17When do we find out who the singer is in the caterpillar?
20:22Come on, let's move it along.
20:23Some of us need to milk every moment.
20:26Where's Dr. Cannon?
20:28Is Dr. Cannon going to be here?
20:29What show is this?
20:32So far, you've banked $30,000 out of a possible $150,000.
20:38And in this round, I'm giving you a shot at $100,000.
20:42Okay.
20:42Ten more seconds are coming off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from
20:46the last round.
20:47Joel.
20:49Congratulations.
20:50Let's play the weakest link.
20:55Start the clock.
20:56Joel, according to the saying, misery loves what?
21:02Company.
21:02Correct.
21:03Carson, the highest recorded temperature on Earth was 134 degrees Fahrenheit at what California
21:09national park?
21:11Oh, Death Valley.
21:12Correct.
21:12Laverne, on your screen, what edgy British comedian is seen here from his days fronting
21:18a synth-pop duo in the 80s?
21:23Guy.
21:24Oh, um, nope.
21:25Ricky Gervais.
21:26Ron.
21:28Yamaka or Yamaha?
21:30Which would a rabbi drive if he were in a biker gang?
21:33Yamaha.
21:34Correct.
21:35Andy, tell me in your best Sylvester Stallone accent, what character did Talia Shire play in
21:40the Rocky movies?
21:42Adrian!
21:43Correct.
21:44Joel.
21:45What type of movie theater got its name from the words Image and Maximum?
21:50IMAX.
21:50Correct.
21:51Carson.
21:52Bacon.
21:53In my opinion, the saddest book of all time was The Giving Tree by what author?
21:58Shel Silverstein.
21:59Correct.
22:00Laverne.
22:01What company developed PMS, their color matching system that assigns numbers to different hues?
22:09Crayola.
22:10Nope.
22:10Pantone.
22:11Ron.
22:12On your screen, this weightlifting move and this chicken dish share what name?
22:18Jerk.
22:19Correct.
22:20Andy.
22:21What singer from the boy band 98 Degrees went on to host the dating series Love is Blind?
22:30Liam?
22:31Nope.
22:31Nick Lachey.
22:32I don't know.
22:33Joel.
22:33What brand of chocolate shares its name with a woman famous for riding her horse through
22:38town butt naked?
22:40Godiva.
22:40Correct.
22:42Carson.
22:42What recyclable material is the most abundant metal in Earth's crust?
22:47Aluminum.
22:48Correct.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:49Laverne.
22:50Laverne.
22:50Bang.
22:50Song or chainsaw?
22:53Lauren Hill.
22:55Time's up.
22:56I can't complete the question.
22:57Smart banking.
22:59The correct answer is song.
23:01Out of $100,000, you bank $12,500.
23:06Laverne.
23:06That brings your bank to $42,500.
23:10That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
23:16Who's about to get killed off like a minor character who demanded a raise?
23:21It's time to vote off the weakest link.
23:27A new hero has emerged.
23:30Carson went a perfect 3-0 on his questions and banked $7,500 of the team's total,
23:35making him the strongest link for the first time.
23:39And let's not overlook Ron, who's only missed one question all game.
23:43Things weren't as rosy for Laverne.
23:45She missed both of her questions, making her statistically the weakest link.
23:49Is Laverne's voice about to be silenced?
23:52I feel very stressed out right now.
23:54Metaphorically, of course.
23:55Let's not get carried away.
23:57The voting is complete.
24:00Ron Funches.
24:02You once had one of the worst jobs I can think of.
24:05What is that?
24:05I worked at a bank call center.
24:08It was my job to talk to people who were angry that the bank had stolen their money.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:14Oftentimes, they thought I was a Southern woman.
24:16Can you demonstrate how you signed on the phone?
24:18Yeah, let's hear it.
24:19Yeah, this is Rhonda.
24:20How can I help you today?
24:24Tell me who you voted for to leave the party.
24:26I felt like the weakest link this round is, fortunately, one of the people I'm closest to, so I voted for Andy.
24:32If someone's got to pull the plug on me, I hope it's a loved one.
24:38Andy, we were Carol and Mike Brady in the Real Live Brady Bunch.
24:41One of the strongest marriages I've been in.
24:43Yeah, me too.
24:45Andy, I'm going to ask you one of my least favorite questions.
24:49Tell me about your podcast.
24:55Can I just say no?
24:57Okay.
24:58No.
24:58Okay.
24:58All right.
24:59Well, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
25:07Justice for Nick Lachey.
25:09Andy.
25:14Ron.
25:17Andy.
25:20Sorry, Laverne.
25:23Laverne.
25:26We have a tie.
25:28Andy and Laverne each received two votes, and that means the strongest link will cast the deciding vote.
25:35And in this round, the strongest link was...
25:39Not me!
25:40Carson.
25:41Yes.
25:41Oh, my God.
25:42Condragulations, darling.
25:43You voted for Andy.
25:44Would you like to stick with that vote, or would you like to switch to Laverne?
25:48Oh.
25:49For Nick Lachey, I'm going to stick with Andy.
25:52Justice for Nick Lachey?
25:54Oh, Andy.
25:55It was great seeing your face again.
25:59Now show me your back.
26:00With two votes, you are the weakest link.
26:03Goodbye.
26:04I still love you.
26:11You, there's room to grow.
26:13There's always room to grow.
26:14It's all a popularity contest.
26:17All right.
26:18Let's get out of here.
26:19Still got a good part of the day.
26:21What I learned today is that you cannot mess with Nick Lachey fans, specifically Carson Kressley.
26:27Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
26:40Now, if you're just joining us, tonight's cast of contestants are all actors and comedians.
26:45But when it comes to answering questions tonight, most of them have blown their lines.
26:51Nevertheless, this next scene has me putting up another $250,000.
26:57We're taking another 10 seconds off the clock, and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round.
27:02And that's Carson.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:04That's me.
27:05Let's play The Weakest Link.
27:10Start the clock.
27:12Carson.
27:13Singer Bono says he can't stand his early vocal performances, and he also hates what current name of his band?
27:19You, too.
27:19Correct.
27:20Laverne.
27:21On your screen.
27:22This 39-car pileup in Alliance, Nebraska is an art installation replicating what prehistoric site in England?
27:30Stonehenge.
27:30Correct.
27:31Ron.
27:32The Patrick Starr Show is a spinoff of what animated series?
27:36SpongeBob SquarePants.
27:37Correct.
27:38Joel.
27:38Pink.
27:39If Sofia Vergara kisses you at midnight and says Feliz Año Nuevo, it is most likely what date?
27:46January 1st.
27:47Correct.
27:48Carson.
27:49Stuff the Magic Dragon is the mascot for the NBA team in what Florida city?
27:54Miami.
27:56Nope.
27:56Orlando.
27:57Oh!
27:57Laverne.
27:58In 2021, what 83-year-old became the oldest person to win an acting Oscar for his performance in The Father?
28:05Anthony Hopkins.
28:06Correct.
28:07Ron.
28:07Yummy for hunters.
28:09What V word is the meat of a deer?
28:11The venison.
28:13Correct.
28:14Joel.
28:14How many hearts does a jellyfish have?
28:17Two.
28:18Nope.
28:18Zero.
28:19Carson.
28:21On your screen.
28:22This guy tried to use a fake ID with the name McLovin in what 2007 comedy movie?
28:28Um, American Pie.
28:31Nope.
28:31Superbad.
28:32Ooh.
28:32Laverne.
28:33When playing checkers, what two-word command is said when a game piece makes it to the other side of the board?
28:39Checkmate.
28:40Nope.
28:40King me.
28:41Ron.
28:42If you travel to 90 degrees latitude and zero degrees longitude, you might find yourself at what extreme point in Antarctica?
28:50North Pole.
28:52Time is up.
28:52I cannot accept an answer, but the answer was...
28:55The South Pole.
28:56Oh.
28:57Look, I don't want to say you're doing poorly, but in rehearsal, the stand-ins did so much better, and they're not allowed to speak.
29:07Out of the $250,000 on the table, you swept all of it, but $10,000 right onto the floor.
29:17That brings your total bank to $52,500.
29:21That money will go through to the next round, but one of you will not.
29:25Who has eight degrees, but none of them are from college?
29:31It's time to vote off the weakest link.
29:37Somehow, the team managed to bank $10,000.
29:41Even though Laverne missed a question about checkers, Carson missed a question about basketball, and Joel thinks jellyfish have two hearts.
29:49Who's about to feel the sting of elimination?
29:52The voting is complete.
29:56Joel, tell me about your childhood.
29:59Well, I was homeschooled until I was 16 years old and a junior in high school.
30:04Is that true? You were homeschooled until...
30:07Yes, ma'am.
30:08It's a miracle I can read, honestly.
30:10Well, this isn't the view. Just tell me who you voted for.
30:13I'm sorry.
30:13Well, there's a lot of options here.
30:15I could have gotten rid of the only other non-queer person.
30:18I could have gotten rid of the only woman.
30:20But I decided to do race war and get rid of Carson.
30:24How dare you?
30:25Carson, who do you want to get rid of at this point in the game?
30:28I just went in alphabetical order, so I went with Joel.
30:32Oh.
30:32All right.
30:34Well, it's time to reveal who the team thinks is the weakest link.
30:41Joel.
30:44Joel, and it broke my heart.
30:48Carson.
30:52Carson.
30:52Carson.
30:52Well, we have a tie again.
30:58Joel and Carson each received two votes.
31:00That means that the strongest link will cast the deciding vote.
31:04And in this round, the strongest link was Ron.
31:08Oh.
31:09Now, Ron, you voted for Carson.
31:11Would you like to stick with that vote,
31:12or would you like to switch it to Joel?
31:15Joel's been probably the strongest competitor of the show so far.
31:18I think it would be foolish to switch, so I'm sorry, Carson.
31:21Well, Carson, you who got the McLovin' question wrong,
31:28your team thinks you're super bad.
31:30With two votes, you are the weakest link.
31:33Goodbye.
31:34Okay, I'm leaving now, everybody.
31:36I'll see you in the parking lot.
31:39I'm not rated pop culture from the early 2000s.
31:41I was busy being pop culture of the early 2000s.
31:46Bold being a loser.
31:48Goodbye, weakest link.
31:49That was fun.
31:50Now I'm going shoe shopping.
31:58Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Link.
32:04Now, there's another half a million dollars at stake if you run the chain.
32:09But more money means less time,
32:10so another ten seconds will come off the clock.
32:13And we'll start with the strongest link from the last round.
32:16That's Ron Funches.
32:17Let's play.
32:19Now, the weakest link.
32:23Start the clock.
32:25Ron, appearing in more than 30 films,
32:27what supersized reptile has had a complicated long-term relationship with Mothra?
32:33Godzilla.
32:34Correct.
32:34Joel, a monologue is traditionally spoken by how many people?
32:38One person.
32:39Correct.
32:39Laverne.
32:40Laverne.
32:40Bank.
32:41In three consecutive years, the duo Dan and Shay won Grammys in what music genre?
32:47Country.
32:47Correct.
32:48Ron.
32:49Gronk, Brady, and Bledsoe are key players in The Dynasty, a 2024 documentary about what NFL franchise?
32:56New England Patriots.
32:57Correct.
32:58Joel.
32:59Arabians and Clydesdales are breeds of what animal?
33:02Horse.
33:03Correct.
33:04Laverne.
33:04Bank.
33:05What term for a single-story house comes from a Hindi word meaning belonging to Bengal?
33:12Bengali.
33:13Nope.
33:13Bungalow.
33:14Ron.
33:15What now former British colony did the U.S. invade in the War of 1812?
33:21India?
33:22No, Canada.
33:23Joel.
33:24Your credit score from the Fair Isaac Corporation is better known by what acronym?
33:29FICO.
33:29Correct.
33:30Laverne.
33:31Denzel Washington won his second Oscar for playing a corrupt cop in what 2001 film?
33:36Training Day.
33:37Correct.
33:38Ron.
33:38Bank.
33:39Popular in Southern cooking, how many grits is a dish made from what vegetable?
33:44Cornmeal.
33:45Correct.
33:46Joel.
33:46Bank.
33:47In 2025, what supermodel announced her return to Project Runway after eight years?
33:52Heidi Klum.
33:53Correct.
33:54Laverne.
33:54Bank.
33:55Infinity is the luxury car division of what Japanese automaker?
33:59Toyota.
33:59Nope.
34:00Nissan.
34:04Time's up.
34:05Now, out of a very generous $500,000, you banked a very stingy $25,000.
34:14That brings your final bank to $77,500.
34:19That money will go through in the next round, but one of you will not.
34:24Oh, I haven't been as nervous since my last pregnancy test.
34:31Who realizes their stunt double should have done this?
34:34It's time to cast your final vote for the weakest link.
34:40The team picked the right time to peak, banking their highest total in our final money round of the game.
34:50Joel was the strongest link, going 4-0 on his questions.
34:54Ron went an impressive 3-1 on his questions while also banking $5,000.
34:59And the statistical weakest link, Laverne, still managed to bank $17,500 for the team.
35:07Who will move on to play for the entire bank?
35:10The voting is complete.
35:16Ron Funches, we're down to the wire.
35:18Who would you like to get rid of?
35:19Oh, well, now that we've got to the finals, it's time for revenge.
35:23So I'm getting rid of Laverne because she voted for me earlier.
35:27What do you think about that, Laverne?
35:29Who did you vote for?
35:30I must preface this by saying I...
35:32In 10 words or less.
35:33I voted for Joel.
35:34You voted for Joel.
35:35Yeah.
35:36Well, two of you are going to be invited to keep hanging out with me in the next round.
35:39And one of you is getting kicked out of the group chat.
35:44Let's see who you decided is the weakest link.
35:47Joel.
35:54Laverne.
35:59Laverne.
36:04Laverne, I shudder to think how long your farewell speech is going to be.
36:12But with two votes, you are the weakest link.
36:16Goodbye.
36:17Oh, I was so close.
36:21And you got, you okay?
36:22I could have been a winner.
36:24All this beauty.
36:25Sometimes people can't take the beauty.
36:29These two conspired against me.
36:32That's true.
36:33Pretty much.
36:34I shall rise again.
36:36Laverne Cox signing off of the weakest link.
36:40Goodbye.
36:40Goodbye.
36:40Welcome back to Celebrity Weakest Night.
36:54Well, we started with eight degrees and now we're down to two and things are getting chilly.
37:00Ron and Joel.
37:01One of you will take home $77,500 for charity.
37:06And the other of you goes home with nothing.
37:10Oh.
37:11Now, tell me about the charity you're playing for, Ron.
37:13I'm playing for the Ed Asner Family Center, which helps neurodivergent children and their caregivers.
37:19A multitude of programs, including my own son.
37:22So it's near and dear to my heart.
37:24Wonderful.
37:24And how about you, Joel?
37:26I'm playing for the SELA Neighborhood Coalition here in L.A.
37:28They serve the unhoused community, everything from providing food, showers, clothing, to helping people get permanent housing.
37:38Well, worthy cause is both of you.
37:39All right.
37:40I've got five questions for each of you.
37:42No voting, no chain making, no banking.
37:45Just $77,500 for the one who gives me the most correct answers.
37:51Joel, as the strongest link in this last round, you get to decide who goes first.
37:55I will go first.
37:56All right.
37:57Let's play The Weakest Link.
38:02Joel, the first question goes to you.
38:05Artist Andy Warhol claimed he ate what brand of soup every day for 20 years?
38:13This is based on the art that he did, so I'm going to say Campbell's.
38:18The correct answer is Campbell's.
38:22Ron.
38:23Yes.
38:23In a series of Steven Spielberg films, Dr. Henry Jones Jr. is better known by what name?
38:32Indiana Jones.
38:33The correct answer is Indiana Jones.
38:36You're both on the board with one point.
38:38Joel, at 81, what lifestyle guru became Sports Illustrated's oldest ever swimsuit cover model?
38:48Um, I'm pretty sure it's Martha Stewart.
38:58The correct answer is Martha Stewart.
39:01Ron, here's your chance to tie it up.
39:04What is the only great lake to share its name with a U.S. state?
39:10Superior is not a state.
39:12I'm going to go with Lake Michigan.
39:15The correct answer is Lake Michigan.
39:19Joel, next one is to you.
39:21The current electronic version of what children's game offers up advanced weapons like radar and torpedoes to help you destroy your opponent?
39:32Um, Battleship.
39:34And the correct answer is Battleship.
39:38Ron, let's see if you can keep it going.
39:41In 2024, who broke the record for total Olympic medals won by an American gymnast?
39:48I believe she is in a relationship or married to a Chicago Bears player, which is my favorite team.
39:57So I'm going to say Simone Biles.
40:00The correct answer is Simone Biles.
40:04Joel, thanks to a treaty, the headquarters of what peacekeeping organization is technically the only portion of New York City not on U.S. soil?
40:15It's either the United Nations or NATO.
40:18I'm not sure if the United Nations is considered a peacekeeping organization.
40:23So I'm going to say NATO?
40:25The correct answer is the United Nations.
40:30All right, Ron, your chance to take your first lead of the game.
40:34Here's your question.
40:35What hard rock guitarist became famous for the iconic top hat he stole from the Hollywood store retail slut in 1985?
40:44Oh, that is not my expertise.
40:51I'm going to go off of the hat alone, and I'm going to say Slash.
40:58The correct answer is Slash.
41:01You've taken the lead.
41:04Joel, if you get this question wrong, Ron will win the game.
41:08And here's your question.
41:09What current U.S. automaker has had four presidents or CEOs with the same last name?
41:18I'm going to fully guess and assume that it's Ford.
41:23The correct answer is Ford.
41:26You're tied up.
41:28Ron, if you answer this question correctly, you will win the game and the $77,500 for your charity.
41:35My question is, Major League Baseball champions receive a trophy made by what jewelry company known for its diamonds?
41:51Oh, I do not know the answer to this, but I'm going to make a guess.
41:56I want to say Jacob and something, but I don't feel like that is what, I don't know the answer.
42:03I'm just going to say Tiffany's.
42:05The correct answer is Tiffany and company.
42:10You win the game.
42:12Congratulations, Ron.
42:13Ron, you are tonight's strongest link, and you leave here with $77,500 for the Ed Asner Family Center.
42:22Ron, your performance tonight has proven that I should finally return your texts.
42:29We were tremendous backing for question for question, blow for blow.
42:33It was like Ali and Frasier.
42:36Well, that's it for tonight, America.
42:38So remember, you can tape your lines to the face of your co-star.
42:43Feel free to park in the director's spot if you get there before they do.
42:46And go ahead, load up on garlic hummus right before that big kissing scene.
42:51Just don't be the weakest link.
42:54Goodbye.
43:06Bye.
43:06Bye.
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