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Never Mind the Buzzcocks (2021) - Season 5 Episode 7 -
Sophie Willan, Nadine Coyle, Tom Grennan, Chris McCausland
Sophie Willan, Nadine Coyle, Tom Grennan, Chris McCausland
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00:00.
00:05Chris, we're going to ask you to throw to the break.
00:07Do I have to look in the camera?
00:08Because we could be here all night.
00:09LAUGHTER
00:30Hello!
00:35Welcome to Never Mind the Buscocks.
00:37Music, chat, laughs.
00:39Oh.
00:42Joining Jamali on Noel's team tonight...
00:45Come take my hand, understand that you can.
00:48You're my man and I need you to...
00:50A member of pop royalty, Girls Aloud,
00:52who is so obsessed with eating potatoes
00:54she had to be overruled by the band
00:56from renaming their songs.
00:58I Can't Speak French Fries, Love Machine,
01:01and something kind of,
01:02ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hot potato!
01:06It's Nadine Coyle!
01:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12And on Sophie Willem's team tonight...
01:14I just wanna give you my...
01:18Oh, let's say it's a...
01:21An award-winning singer whose hits include
01:23Something in the Water, a hauntingly beautiful song
01:26they always play on Love Island
01:28after someone's fingered someone they shouldn't have.
01:30LAUGHTER
01:31It's Tom Griddin!
01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:37And...
01:38An award-winning comedian who won the hearts of the nation
01:41with his performances on Strictly.
01:43People were amazed that he could perform so brilliantly
01:45with his visual impairment, and I agree.
01:47It's suspicious.
01:48I'll go further.
01:49I don't think he's blind!
01:51HEADS UP!
01:52HEADS UP!
01:53HACKY SACK!
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Fair enough, he's blind!
01:58It's Christmas course then!
02:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:02AND APPLAUSE
02:04AND APPLAUSE
02:06And I'd like everyone at home who's getting onto their computers
02:08to complain now to note how much Chris laughed,
02:11and Chris and I came up with that joke together so you can fuck off.
02:15LAUGHTER
02:16Welcome to the show, everyone.
02:17Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
02:18Thanks for having us.
02:19Lovely to see you all.
02:20Nadine, let's start with you.
02:21Great year for you last year.
02:22Tell me about the tours.
02:23Are you exciting?
02:24I was born into it.
02:25Flea and motorbikes across arenas,
02:27and done all sorts of fun stuff.
02:29Yet you ruined it by constantly choking on confetti.
02:32LAUGHTER
02:33I did.
02:34Who knew they could be so dangerous?
02:36Wee bits of paper.
02:37Don't they taste like shit as well?
02:38They're awful.
02:39They're awful.
02:40Did you ever, Tom, you go and take a deep breath,
02:42and you're like...
02:43And they've got a confetti fall,
02:44and they're like hatchy in the back of their throat.
02:46That is a shit way to die, though.
02:48I think they're reusing them.
02:51They are.
02:52They're just sweeping them back up.
02:53That's it.
02:54No, no, no.
02:55If you had a confetti business,
02:57you're not getting new confetti every time, are you?
02:59That is exactly it.
03:00You've got to sit there with scissors,
03:02cutting them into little squares.
03:05Tom Grennan's here, everybody.
03:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:12Do you know how soulful Tom Grennan's voice is?
03:14He made the Gillette advert sound great.
03:16Have a listen to this.
03:17GILLETTE
03:19The best of mine can get
03:22Genuinely good, innit?
03:24GILLETTE
03:29For what...
03:30I wasn't expecting it to do what it did,
03:32so I just thought,
03:33oh, do an advert and no-one's going to know.
03:35It's me.
03:36And then all of a sudden, boom.
03:38And now everybody,
03:39if they ever do see me in the street,
03:40they're like,
03:41Gillette guy.
03:42I'm like, I've done fucking more than just the Gillette.
03:44LAUGHTER
03:45I genuinely think that Tom and Nadine
03:47can make anything sound soulful.
03:50I've printed off a song for you to sing for us.
03:52Let's lower the lights.
03:53This is going to be profound.
03:56Anna, the first time you've duetted together, I suspect.
03:58Yes.
03:59We need a clap in here.
04:00All right.
04:01OK.
04:02Bob the Builder
04:05Can we fix it?
04:07Bob the Builder
04:09Yes, we can!
04:11Yes!
04:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:19Genuinely amazing.
04:21Made my balls go up inside me.
04:23LAUGHTER
04:24In a good way.
04:25In a good way.
04:26In a good way.
04:27In a good way.
04:28Chris McCawson's here.
04:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:31Are you sick of talking about Strictly yet?
04:34People say to me,
04:35you must be so sick of this by now.
04:37I'm honestly not.
04:38Like...
04:39LAUGHTER
04:40I'm still living in the glory.
04:41I mean, let's be honest,
04:42it's fucking remarkable, wasn't it?
04:44LAUGHTER
04:46It was very, very good.
04:48Hacking sack!
04:50LAUGHTER
04:52You also won Celebrity Mastermind,
04:54is that right?
04:55I did.
04:56Specialised subject?
04:57Pearl Jam.
04:58I was on with Anne Diamond,
04:59who did a history of British Radar.
05:02Um...
05:03LAUGHTER
05:04Cos her dad invented British Radar.
05:06How many did you count?
05:08I think I got nine on Pearl Jam,
05:09and my dad's not in the band.
05:11LAUGHTER
05:13APPLAUSE
05:15Hey, let's pack on with the show, shall we?
05:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:20All right.
05:21The first question is for Noel's team.
05:23Take a look at this.
05:24SLIM SHADY
05:25If I'm the real shady
05:26All you other slim shadys
05:27Are just demonstrating
05:28So won't the real slim shady
05:29Please stand up
05:30Please stand up
05:31Please stand up
05:32Please stand up
05:33APPLAUSE
05:36That was homicidal mini-milk, Eminem.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:41Tell me, who did he have a petty grievance with at the 2002 MTV Awards?
05:51Was it...
05:52Before the ceremony, guests were given gift bags which include bottles of sunscreen.
05:56Enrique Iglesias gave his to Eminem and said,
05:59I think you need this more than me, Amigo.
06:01Eminem grabbed it and rapped,
06:03Amigo, how about me go rub this on you whole
06:06Before smearing some sunscreen across Enrique's silky blouse.
06:10LAUGHTER
06:11Or was it Bea, an intoxicated Eminem, upset Mariah Carey by following her around backstage,
06:16calling her Mariah Hairy.
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19He kept going until Christina Aguilera saw what was happening and intervened,
06:23resulting in Eminem following her around and calling her Christina Agua Hairy-er.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:32Or was it C, at the awards, Eminem punched a puppet dog in the face
06:36because of a feud he had with Moby.
06:38Simple as that.
06:40There you go, Noel's team.
06:41One of those, incredibly, is true.
06:44I think Eminem respects silky blouses, man.
06:47I don't think he'll fuck up with silky blouse.
06:49No.
06:50You think Eminem respects silky blouses?
06:52Yeah.
06:54It's C, it's got to be that one.
06:56He punched a puppet dog in the face because of a feud he was having with Moby.
06:59Why'd he punch the dog?
07:00The puppet dog was trying to get them to reconcile.
07:03LAUGHTER
07:06I think Moby would be quite annoying, I could see.
07:09What do you think?
07:10I think he'd be a return. He's got an annoying vibe.
07:12I bet he's into Bitcoin now.
07:15LAUGHTER
07:16I bet he is.
07:18Yes.
07:19Why are you all just ignoring Christina Agua Hairy-er?
07:24I just, I mean...
07:25I love it, I love it.
07:26I think that's hilarious.
07:27Have you met her, Mariah?
07:28I have met Mariah, yes.
07:29Is she hairy?
07:30She's got beautiful hair.
07:33She's like a Wookiee.
07:34So...
07:35LAUGHTER
07:36I've never met her.
07:39She's constantly having to shave, apparently.
07:41LAUGHTER
07:43APPLAUSE
07:49The fact that one of them is true, I kind of respect that.
07:51He knows how to feud.
07:52There's a man who likes feuds himself.
07:53This is a good feud.
07:55Jamali loves a feud.
07:56A blood feud.
07:57Who have you got beef with?
07:58A blood feud.
07:59Brian...
08:00Brian Blessed.
08:01LAUGHTER
08:02He's fallen out with Blessed?
08:03Right, fuck it.
08:04He's always giving it the big ones, Blessed, isn't he?
08:05Yeah, he's so loud.
08:06But have you actually had a falling out with him?
08:07No, I met him one time and it was just...
08:09I just had to say him,
08:10you're at a ten, let's take it down to a four.
08:12LAUGHTER
08:13Jamali!
08:14Why are you screaming?
08:16LAUGHTER
08:18I've got beef with my bin man.
08:20Here we go.
08:21Why?
08:22For some reason, my bin man would check what's in the recycling bin
08:26and he's put a note on my bin saying,
08:28not allowed to take it because smells of fish.
08:32So now, I've got a full bin and you're not taking my bin.
08:36Do you think that outing him on national television
08:39is going to make it worse or better?
08:41LAUGHTER
08:42If you're watching this bin man, fuck you.
08:44Yeah!
08:45Yeah!
08:46APPLAUSE
08:48Let's have a look at Eminem.
08:52Here he is, on the night in question.
08:54I know what you're all thinking.
08:56Who knew Eminem had such tiny arms?
08:58LAUGHTER
09:00Have you ever met Eminem?
09:02I have always shared a label at a point at Universal,
09:05and I was so confused as why he was getting private jets
09:08and we had to split a sandwich between five people.
09:11And I was like, well, that's not fair.
09:14But I didn't realise he was making all of the money.
09:17He could have bought you a fucking sandwich.
09:19LAUGHTER
09:20He didn't know.
09:22So I had, like, imaginary beef.
09:24Yeah.
09:25What sandwich was it?
09:26Cheese and Marmite.
09:27She's already told you it was imaginary beef.
09:29It was...
09:30LAUGHTER
09:31Have a good deal.
09:33APPLAUSE
09:35Here's my favourite Eminem fact.
09:37You know that riff that Dr Dre used for My Name Is?
09:40Yeah.
09:41It's going to blow your mind if you don't already know
09:43who originally performed that riff.
09:45It's a well-known English duo.
09:47Here's the riff.
09:48Have a listen to the riff.
09:49Hi!
09:51My name is...
09:52What?
09:53My name is...
09:54My name is...
09:55His name's Sadie.
09:56Jedward.
09:58LAUGHTER
09:59I'll tell you this, Sophie.
10:00Jedward is no more ridiculous than the truth.
10:03Don't say the crankies.
10:05LAUGHTER
10:08Did I tell you?
10:09Yeah.
10:10Chas and Dave.
10:11Oh, yeah.
10:12LAUGHTER
10:14That is leg, that.
10:15That is leg.
10:16Cool facts, innit?
10:17That's cool.
10:18Chas and Dave were also a big influence on NWA,
10:21which is why Fuck the Police was originally called
10:23Wallop have a banana.
10:25LAUGHTER
10:28Let's make a decision.
10:30I would...
10:31I think it's C, because I remember it's a dog
10:34that's smoking a cigar.
10:35And it tried to get them back together, so he hit it?
10:37Yeah.
10:38All right.
10:39I'm going with Jamali.
10:40What?
10:41I said it five fucking minutes ago.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:45Men!
10:46Yes.
10:47I love you!
10:48Men.
10:49Yes.
10:50Great news is, Nadine, who came up with this answer first...
10:53Yeah.
10:54..is right!
10:55CHEERING
11:00Eminem was triggered after Movi's friend, Robert Schmeagle,
11:04who voices a puppet called Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,
11:07thought it would be funny to make them both speak to each other.
11:10Eminem got so irritated that he ended up punching the puppet.
11:13Here's the puppet.
11:14Yeah, see?
11:15Oh, yes.
11:16He's right.
11:17Well done, Noel's team.
11:18That's a point to you!
11:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:21Good.
11:24Join us after the break for Sophie's question.
11:26Chris, do you want to throw to break?
11:27Yeah, we've got an advert break coming up.
11:29Go and do what you've got to do, but do come back,
11:31because, honestly, it gets better.
11:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
11:35Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks,
11:51the show that thinks Taylor Swift's music is fine.
11:53Nothing wrong with it.
11:54It's just not that great.
11:55And if you think it is, you haven't listened to enough music.
11:57Shut up.
11:58OK.
11:59Sophie's team, get ready.
12:00This question is for you.
12:01Take a look at this.
12:03Never fulfilled and
12:05Could be better
12:07Should be better
12:09Oh, oh, oh, oh
12:11Listen to know
12:13Cause I'm in it too deep
12:15And I'm trying to keep up above in my head
12:19Instead of going under
12:21Just one thing makes me, oh, be
12:26Great, great one
12:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:31That was level 42, some 41, and a reggae band that sums up something that Jamali can't accept. You be 40.
12:41LAUGHTER
12:42Are you 40, Jamal?
12:47No, I'm not, I'm fucking 34.
12:48You're 34.
12:49I was going to say...
12:50I'm going to let you off because you can't see my youthful glow.
12:54No, I'll be honest mate, you talk like a 12-year-old.
12:56LAUGHTER
12:57But can you tell me who overreacted to an incident during a gig?
13:00Was it backstage at the Reggae in the Park music festival in London?
13:15UB40's Ali Campbell stepped on a rake, which flipped up and busted his lip open. After calming down, Ali laughed about the incident and he said...
13:25It was like something out of Looney Tunes.
13:28Is it Looney Tunes? Or is it Toons? I can never remember!
13:32LAUGHTER
13:33Or was it B. While signing a fan's banner, some 41 frontman, Derek Wibley, real name, received a paper cut that caused him to pass out.
13:44He was eventually revived on stage by the band's underweight roadie, Fat Knockers.
13:49LAUGHTER
13:50Who shoved two ice cubes in his ear and one down his pants.
13:54Or was it C. While performing at a gig, level 42 frontman Mark King thought they'd been shot at when he heard a bang
14:01and saw their guitarist, Boone Gould, recoil back, shouting,
14:05I'M BLEEDING!
14:06Turned out a fan had thrown a melted choc-ice at him, which he'd have stood for blood.
14:10LAUGHTER
14:12There you go, one of those, incredibly, is true.
14:14There's a lot of information, isn't there? There's so much info.
14:17I was going to say, B.
14:18I think that would be somebody being dramatic, wouldn't it?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Which one's some 41, though? I'm in 2D band.
14:25Yeah, it'd be the pop-punk one, yeah.
14:26He's talking about his paper cut, isn't he? Yeah.
14:28LAUGHTER
14:31The shot being shot, thinking you...
14:33Choc-ice.
14:34Because that could be one.
14:35Why would a choc-ice look like blood?
14:37Why would there be a rake at a reggae festival?
14:39Whoever's written this.
14:40LAUGHTER
14:41It's one of the great questions of our age.
14:44Exactly.
14:45Let me give you some facts to help you work out the answer.
14:48MI5 spent years and years spying on UB40 under the assumption the bands were communists plotting to overthrow the government.
14:56Lead singer Ali Campbell said the band intended to sue in order to retrieve recordings and phone tappings, but they didn't want them to end up with, and I quote,
15:05poisoned umbrellas sticking out of our arseholes.
15:08LAUGHTER
15:09Paranoid.
15:10Mm.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Here's a fact about Sum 41, and I'm just going to tell you this, this is what Noel Gallagher said about them.
15:17Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive?
15:20After I heard Sum 41, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time.
15:26Which is quite something when you think about it.
15:29LAUGHTER
15:30Quick level 42 fact before we guess.
15:32Lead singer and bassist Mark King insured his thumb for £3 million.
15:38Gosh.
15:39And you can see why he insured it for that much, because he seems to have a rare genetic condition
15:43where over the years his thumb has got incrementally bigger.
15:46Have a look.
15:47Thumb!
15:48Thumb!
15:49Thumb!
15:50Thumb!
15:51Thumb!
15:52Let's have a guess.
15:55I think it's got to be B, hasn't it?
15:57Yeah.
15:58Yeah, that kind of pussy pop-punk stuff, you'd pass out with a paper cup, wouldn't you?
16:02LAUGHTER
16:03And you're perfectly happy that the roadie of Sum 41 is called Fat Knockers, just to be clear.
16:08Oh, I've got a minute. I think C, actually.
16:11You're the captain. Tom, what are you saying?
16:13I'm going with my captain, so if you think C...
16:15What do you think, Chris?
16:16Go with C.
16:17Well, I'll go with C, then.
16:18Yeah, all right, great.
16:19The answer is indeed C!
16:20Yeah!
16:21Well done.
16:22Fabulous!
16:23While opening for the police in Germany, a fan threw a melted choc ice at level 42,
16:29and the guitarist, Boone Gould, fell back shouting,
16:33I'm bleeding!
16:35Has anyone ever been injured on stage?
16:37I've fallen off.
16:38You've fallen off stage?
16:39Yeah, well, yeah, it happens, doesn't it?
16:41Yeah.
16:42More than you think.
16:43It's because the lights, isn't it?
16:44You've had a hell of a ride, haven't you?
16:45Ironically, am I the only one that hasn't fallen off stage?
16:48Well done.
16:49Didn't you break your leg?
16:53Not on stage.
16:54I broke my leg on an electric scooter.
16:55I fell off it, and I said, I think I broke my leg.
16:57Mum was like, you fucking liar.
16:59So, she took me to hospital, but she made me walk on it,
17:02because she's like, you're lying, walk on it.
17:04Why are parents like that?
17:05My dad did the same thing.
17:06I broke my back.
17:07Yeah.
17:08What?
17:09Yeah, I broke my back.
17:10I crawled in.
17:11I was like, Dad, my back.
17:12My back.
17:13And he's like, just get up.
17:14I was walking around on a broken back for six weeks.
17:16Were you walking on your arms?
17:17That's why you're muscly now.
17:18Yeah, exactly.
17:19LAUGHTER
17:21You're all upper body.
17:23Fuck you.
17:24Yeah.
17:25LAUGHTER
17:26I'm not sure your career would have gone as well
17:28if you'd come on stage.
17:30LAUGHTER
17:31At the end of that round, both teams have one point!
17:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:46Next up, it's the intros round.
17:49Noel's team.
17:50Noel and Nadine, on your feet, please.
17:52You'll be performing an intro of a song to Jamali.
17:54And remember, Jamali, it's the title of the song we're looking for.
17:57Take it away.
17:58I sort of vaguely remember this.
18:01OK, that's a good start.
18:02I know, I know.
18:03I'm like, vaguely, that's better than I've got.
18:05Knowing you, you're definitely not going to get this.
18:07OK.
18:08I'll just tune up.
18:10LAUGHTER
18:11I have a tune on my head.
18:13Yeah, go on, you do it.
18:14But I think it's for a different song.
18:16LAUGHTER
18:17I really do.
18:19Can you do it together?
18:22I'll do a beat.
18:24John...
18:25John...
18:26John...
18:27John...
18:28John...
18:29John...
18:30John...
18:31John...
18:32John...
18:33That's pretty much all it fucking does.
18:34Yeah.
18:35I think I know that.
18:36I'll pass it over.
18:37Well, I haven't even took a guess yet.
18:39Oh, sorry.
18:40LAUGHTER
18:41I can't even try.
18:44APPLAUSE
18:47Jamali, what do you think?
18:49Uh, pass.
18:51LAUGHTER
18:53Tom?
18:54Is it Coldplay?
18:55Yes!
18:56B-b-b-b-b-b?
18:57The Scientist?
18:58It is The Scientist!
19:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:02That was good, wasn't it?
19:06Here's how it should have sounded.
19:08MUSIC PLAYS
19:16What a tune.
19:18MUSIC PLAYS
19:20That was The Scientist by Coldplay.
19:21Chris Martin once said,
19:23Music comes from a place we don't know.
19:25Speak for yourself, Chris.
19:26I know where my music comes from.
19:27WHEELPING
19:29WHEELPING
19:31WHEELPING
19:33All right.
19:35Back to the nest.
19:37LAUGHTER
19:39APPLAUSE
19:42APPLAUSE
19:47Next song, please.
19:48HINGER
19:51SING
19:53SING
19:57This is good.
19:59TUNE
20:00SUI
20:05meny
20:06COME ON
20:08LAUGHTER
20:10It's, er...
20:12Marley, come on.
20:14Oh, hang on a minute.
20:16It's 50 Cent Candy Shop.
20:18Yay!
20:24That was 50 Cent Candy Shop.
20:26Here's how it should have sounded.
20:34Yeah.
20:36Uh-huh.
20:38Sucidante.
20:40That was 50 Cent with Candy Shop.
20:42Lyrics include, I'll take you to the candy shop,
20:44I'll let you lick the lollipop.
20:46Fiddy, I'm a middle-aged man, take me to the garden centre
20:48and get me some mulch.
20:50LAUGHTER
20:52If it all goes well with the planting, then, and only then,
20:54can we talk about your sucking dick.
20:56LAUGHTER
21:00Well done, Knowles team, you got one right!
21:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:11OK, Sophie's team.
21:12Chris and Tom, on your feet, you're going to perform to Sophie.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Remember, it is the title of the song we're looking for,
21:19not the band.
21:20We've got this.
21:21All right, eighth one, you ready?
21:22You ready? Here we go.
21:23You going? Go.
21:24CHOICE CHOICES
21:25Now...
21:26SONG
21:28SONG
21:30SONG
21:31SONG
21:33SONG
21:35SONG
21:36SONG
21:37SONG
21:41SONG
21:43SONG
21:45SONG
21:46I wish guys that is class that is that's worth a round of applause
22:03I can hear it but I can't remember it. I'm sorry because you've done brilliant. Is it the kooks?
22:07It's not the kooks. I'll pass it over. It's the Arctic Monkeys isn't it?
22:11What's the song? It is...
22:13Do you know what? You were so close. It's do I want to know.
22:20Here's how it should have sounded.
22:39That was the Arctic Monkeys with do I want to know. Yes, Alex, we're playing guess who.
22:42Sort of goes with the territory. My god, your shit company on games night. Flip all the nostaches down.
22:47Next song, please. Song two. All right. Three, two, one.
22:53Down, down. Damon, down. Damon, down. Damon, down, down.
23:08circulation.
23:11Can you do the next bit?
23:12I don't know it.
23:14Tom, I think you should do it again
23:16and Tom should just walk around on his hands.
23:23Do you want to do one more?
23:25OK, one more time. I'm going to pass it over.
23:26Let's go, quick.
23:27Three, two, one.
23:29Down, down.
23:30Down, down.
23:32Down, down.
23:34Down, down.
23:35Down, down.
23:37Down, down, down.
23:39Sorry.
23:40I don't need to hear it anymore.
23:42All I need to do is look at Sophie's baffled face.
23:45Couldn't see it, Greg, couldn't see it.
23:49Allegedly!
23:57Noel Singh, what's his name?
23:58Power of Love.
23:59It is The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News.
24:02Come in!
24:02I wouldn't have seen that one.
24:06Let's see how it should have sounded.
24:07That was The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News.
24:31His lyrics include...
24:32The Power of Love is a curious thing.
24:34Making one man weep, make another man sing.
24:36Although, interestingly, when I orgasm, I do both.
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40And at the end of that round, Sophie's team have two points,
24:51and Noel's team have three points!
24:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:55Time for some adverts.
25:01Nadine, take us to the break.
25:02We'll be back in three, so we can go and have a wee.
25:05Lovely.
25:06APPLAUSE
25:07Welcome back to Never Mind the Buscocks,
25:21or as Elton John calls it...
25:23Never Mind the Buscocks!
25:26LAUGHTER
25:27LAUGHTER
25:28Our next round is called ID Parade,
25:32where our panel must identify a band.
25:34Noel's team, here's your line-up for the audience at home.
25:37Take a look at this.
25:38Going through, we've lost romance.
25:41This world, it's turned so see-through.
25:43She's going to be mine, but it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
25:46She's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
25:48She's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
25:50She's gone, it's gone.
25:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:52That was Mum Ra with She's Got You High.
26:01But can you tell me which of our line-up are James New
26:04and James Argyle from the band?
26:07There's two members of the band there.
26:09Is it?
26:10Number one, She Got You High.
26:12Number two, lovely curls, takes ages to dry.
26:15Number three, turn it off and then on.
26:18Number four, I guess I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
26:24Or was it number five, tummy is hairy and so is my thigh,
26:28but my bum is so smooth, I wax it, that's why.
26:30LAUGHTER
26:32There you go, Noel's team, what do you think?
26:36I don't know, Bob, number three looks too young
26:39to be looking that stressed.
26:40LAUGHTER
26:42You know, I think number four looks like it just is, like,
26:45up to something, like there's a secret.
26:47Yeah.
26:48So, you're up to something, number four.
26:50Number one looks so sad.
26:51Yeah, he's the press boy.
26:52My life's in pieces.
26:54LAUGHTER
26:56Number two is always bringing a guitar to a barbecue, man.
27:00LAUGHTER
27:02You know what I mean, bro?
27:04And everyone at the barbecue is going, ah.
27:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:11I think you're right about number four.
27:13Something's dodgy about him, really.
27:14I think number four is such a naughty boy.
27:16You are, there's something else.
27:17Why are you such a naughty one?
27:18What have you been doing, you naughty boy?
27:20Something, he's been up to something.
27:22Yeah, he's been ghosting girls on Hinge.
27:24Something.
27:25It was number one's girl.
27:27Something.
27:28LAUGHTER
27:31Number five, I recognise.
27:34Yeah.
27:35I absolutely recognise.
27:36Yeah, he looks like he's always having scraps on Mum's net.
27:38But...
27:39LAUGHTER
27:41LAUGHTER
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43I imagine you want a few facts about Mum Ra.
27:46Yes, please.
27:47They were both schoolmates.
27:48They both got suspended from school.
27:50Whoo-wee!
27:51What for?
27:52What?
27:53Chasing a squirrel.
27:55LAUGHTER
27:58That's not a suspension, is it?
28:01Let's pick out James and James from Mum Ra.
28:05I'm just going to put it out there, right?
28:07I think it's number four and number five.
28:10Number one, man.
28:12There's something in him.
28:13That's the artist's soul right there.
28:14I think that's number one.
28:15He looks like he could be in a band.
28:16I think number one's in the bag.
28:18That's number one's safe.
28:19So you don't think number four now?
28:21Yeah.
28:22Because number five, he looks like he used to be a rocker,
28:24but now he feeds his kids' avocados.
28:26OK.
28:27I think it's number one and five.
28:28LAUGHTER
28:29We've locked it in.
28:30One and five.
28:31One and five.
28:32Will the two Jameses from Mum Ra, please, step forward?
28:38No.
28:39See, you've got one's...
28:40Yeah, you've got one and five.
28:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:43Wow.
28:44James.
28:45Wow.
28:46Good point.
28:47Good point.
28:49Good point.
28:50Good point.
28:52Good point.
28:53James and James from Mum Ra.
28:55Hello, boys.
28:56You're much happier now that you've come out of the line-up.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Which we're all relieved about.
29:00Will we see Mum Ra back together at any point?
29:02We're doing a gig in a couple of weeks, actually.
29:04Hey!
29:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:06It's James and James from Mum Ra!
29:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:10Give a round of applause for all of our boys, please.
29:14All of them.
29:15APPLAUSE
29:16Sophie's team, your turn for the audience at home.
29:21Take a look at this.
29:22MUSIC PLAYS
29:24MUSIC PLAYS
29:25HEAVEN
29:26WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:28HEAVEN
29:29WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:32I'M IN HEAVEN
29:34WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, BABY
29:37HONOR
29:42Yeah!
29:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:47That was the Chimes with Heaven.
29:51But Sophie's team, what I want to know
29:52is which of our line-up is singer Pauline Henry from the band.
29:56Is it?
29:57Number one.
29:58The Chimes.
29:59Number two.
30:00I park anywhere and just pay off the fines.
30:03Number three, why the grumpy face?
30:05I've been sucking limes.
30:07Number four, a woman wearing trousers, sign of the times.
30:11Or number five, I'm so tall I hit power lines.
30:17There they are.
30:18Who is Pauline Henry?
30:19Firstly, that song sounded wicked.
30:22It was good, but can I just say, do we get any extra...
30:24It's a bit of a problem, isn't it, Greg?
30:25Yeah.
30:28Oh, yeah.
30:28Yeah. Yeah, sure it is.
30:33I can suck!
30:34Hey!
30:39I'll just do what they did.
30:43Number four looks like she sniffs bins.
30:49What do you reckon?
30:49Can I help you anyway, Chris? Do you want to go and...
30:51I'm not going over to feel them, mate.
30:55You don't have to go and feel them up.
30:56We're going to allow you to ask them questions, Chris,
30:58if you want.
30:58Oh, OK.
30:59Uh, hello.
31:01Hi.
31:01Oh, OK, you're over there.
31:06Number one, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
31:10Hmm.
31:11Oh, you're a ghost.
31:14Most of it was fun, to be fair,
31:16but it's just a lot of hard work.
31:18OK.
31:19This feels a bit like blind date now, doesn't it?
31:22Sophie, come on.
31:24Oh, shit.
31:25Oh, shit.
31:25Yeah, I'm good.
31:25LAUGHTER
31:26APPLAUSE
31:27What's your name and where'd you come from?
31:35Now she's taking the piss out of Scousers.
31:37Oh, no, she...
31:38LAUGHTER
31:39Number two, what was the worst thing about being in a band?
31:45All the travelling.
31:46Travelling.
31:46Oh, God, she sounds like she's done some miles, doesn't she?
31:48Yeah.
31:48LAUGHTER
31:49Number three, what was your favourite city to go to on tour?
31:53Manchester.
31:54Oh.
31:55Ooh.
31:56Straight.
31:56Yeah.
31:57Why?
31:59Because it had a vibe.
32:00What was the vibe in Manchester, number three?
32:03Happy.
32:04Oh, I don't know, then.
32:06LAUGHTER
32:07Number four, what was your worst city to go to?
32:10London.
32:11LAUGHTER
32:12Why is that?
32:13Too many people there.
32:14A pop star who doesn't want too many people telling them.
32:17LAUGHTER
32:18It's not number four.
32:20Number five, what was your go-to meal when you were on tour?
32:25Rice and peas and oxtail.
32:27LAUGHTER
32:27LAUGHTER
32:28Number one looks cool.
32:30She's like pop star vibes.
32:31She's the only one who doesn't look like a daytime drama actress.
32:35LAUGHTER
32:36Do you know what I mean?
32:37I'm going to have to push you for an answer, folks.
32:39What do you think?
32:39I think one.
32:40I'm going number two, fuck you.
32:42LAUGHTER
32:43I think he's number four.
32:45Do you know?
32:46I'm going to rule both of you.
32:48I will not have a rebellion on that shit.
32:50Go on, then.
32:51One.
32:51Let's see if you're right.
32:52The real Pauline Henry, please step forward.
32:56Come on, one.
32:58LAUGHTER
32:59LAUGHTER
33:00Oh.
33:00Hey!
33:01Thank you!
33:02CHEERING
33:03I've got the blood for winter.
33:05It's my one.
33:06I'm there.
33:07One.
33:07Ah!
33:08Sofie's team, you were right!
33:11APPLAUSE
33:12Hello, Pauline.
33:13Hi.
33:14How are you?
33:15I'm excellent, thank you.
33:16What are you up to?
33:17Um, just released a new single, out now.
33:20Yes, I'm getting it.
33:21Pauline Henry!
33:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:23Let's hear it for Pauline Henry, the rest of our line up!
33:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:30At the end of that round, Sofie's team have three points,
33:35and Noel's team are in the lead with four points!
33:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:40Right, it's time for next line, Sofie's team.
33:44You're up first, you're on the clock, remember.
33:47Right.
33:48Your time starts now.
33:50Gillette.
33:51The best a man can get.
33:52Correct.
33:53LAUGHTER
33:54Tom Grennan, the best a man can get.
33:56I'm broke, but I'm happy.
33:58Oh, someone...
34:00I'm tall, but I'm wise.
34:03LAUGHTER
34:04I'm poor, but I'm kind.
34:05Alanis Morissette, hand in pocket.
34:07I left you multiple missed calls, and my message you reply...
34:11Why, do you only call me when you're high?
34:12Yes, Arctic Monkeys, why do you always call me when you're high?
34:15I'm a genie in a bottle.
34:16Someone rub me so I can come out.
34:18Yeah.
34:19You've got to rub me the right way!
34:20You've got to rub me the right way!
34:22Christina Aguilera, genie in a bottle.
34:24I want to kiss you, but I want it too much.
34:26Erm...
34:27I kiss you when I want it too much.
34:28Greg Wallace, MasterChef.
34:30LAUGHTER
34:31I don't know.
34:33I want to taste...
34:35I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
34:39Greg Wallace, MasterChef.
34:40Alice Cooper poison.
34:42When you're smiling, keep on smiling.
34:44The whole world smiles with you.
34:45Yes, Louis Armstrong, when you're smiling.
34:47Oh.
34:48God, it's hard.
34:49It's hard.
34:50It's hard.
34:51Thank you, Brian.
34:52APPLAUSE
34:54Well, then, Sophie's team scored four points!
34:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:04Noel's team, you need four points to win.
35:06Can I ask you a question before we start?
35:07Anything.
35:08Is Elton John still down there, noshing you off?
35:10LAUGHTER
35:11Give everyone a little wave, Elton.
35:13LAUGHTER
35:15APPLAUSE
35:20All right, Noel's team, and your time starts now.
35:24Take on me.
35:25Take on me.
35:26I'll be yours!
35:28I'll be gone in a day or two.
35:29Aha, take on me.
35:30Fuck!
35:31Guess who's back?
35:32Back again.
35:33Shady's back.
35:34Tell a friend.
35:35Correct.
35:36Eminem without me.
35:37Jumping on my tutu.
35:38Girls allowed.
35:39Something kind of ooh.
35:40Correct.
35:41Oh, lordy, lord.
35:42Trouble so hard.
35:43Small bay.
35:44Yep.
35:45Trouble so hard.
35:46Stop singing.
35:47I get drawn into it.
35:48I forget about the quiz.
35:50Don't nobody know the troubles, but God.
35:53Moby, natural blues.
35:54I'll take you to the candy shop.
35:56Let you lick the lollipop.
35:58Yes.
35:5950 cent candy shop.
36:00Keep going.
36:01We're on a roll.
36:02So you're Brad Pitt.
36:03You know that, don't impress me, Marshall.
36:04Yes!
36:05Shania Twain, that don't impress me too much!
36:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:09So, it means it's the end of the round.
36:14And it's the end of the show.
36:16And I can tell you that Sophie's team have seven points.
36:19But with eight points, our winners tonight are Noel's team!
36:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:24My thanks to Chris, Sophie, Tom, Nadine, Noel and Jamali.
36:31Goodbye!
36:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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36:42Whoop!
36:43Whoop!
36:44Whoop!
36:46Whoop!
36:47chúng Joanna!
36:48What are you doing?!
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36:58Whoop!
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