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00:00:00Oh
00:00:06My God
00:00:23Jesus what what's that? We're going company in state tonight
00:00:30What do you think of our cocky bad?
00:00:42So good course you did you're in like paradise out there
00:00:53Yeah something prison or something I'm a bit scared for this right a lot
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00:01:05Okay, don't do that
00:01:10Compliments to the chefs
00:01:12No, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that
00:01:16The honeymoon is well and truly over and reality is starting to bite because the jungle takes no prisoners
00:01:26It's time to stand up and be counted here on I'm a celebrity
00:01:29Get me out of here
00:01:31I'm
00:01:34Yeah
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00:01:51Hello, good morning, good evening, and welcome to Australia,
00:02:10where right now 10 celebrities are down there, right down there,
00:02:14living exactly as our ancestors did thousands of years ago,
00:02:19sleeping outside, cooking on a basic fire,
00:02:21and having their entire lives controlled by the I'm A Celebrity app.
00:02:25Good to get back to basics. Isn't it?
00:02:26So good to get back to basics.
00:02:28Coming up on a bumper show tonight,
00:02:30there's the first Deals on Wheels of the series.
00:02:34They love it here.
00:02:35Martin Kemp talks James Bond auditions,
00:02:38plus Ruby Wax and Ginge take on a truly epic eating trial.
00:02:42This time last week, Ginge was in his bedroom playing FIFA,
00:02:46but seven days later, he's gone from streaming while he beats Arsenal
00:02:49to screaming while he eats an arsehole.
00:02:53Save it. Save it. Don't do it.
00:02:55It's good, though. It's good. It's a belter.
00:02:57Belter. It's a belter.
00:02:58As always, with the trials, you're in control of who does them,
00:03:01so make sure you download the AmiCelebrity app
00:03:03and register to vote. Do it now!
00:03:06OK, Ant, OK.
00:03:07But we start with an unexpected visitor sneaking into camp
00:03:11in the dead of night, an annoying little creature
00:03:14who's often found eating leftovers and sniffing around the bins.
00:03:18You've got to stop doing that!
00:03:19I wasn't in there long.
00:03:20A rat scared me off.
00:03:21It's good.
00:03:44You don't retailers.
00:03:45You don't need to be a woman.
00:03:46You don't need to see a woman...
00:03:48...you don't need to have a woman.
00:03:49You don't need her to get a woman.
00:03:50You don't need to be a woman.
00:03:51I slept so good.
00:03:57Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:00I slept so good.
00:04:01I looked over our guys on the basic beds.
00:04:05You know, I did feel sorry for them, I did.
00:04:07But it also made me realise, yeah, at any given time,
00:04:10those beds could be taken away from you and you'll be back down there.
00:04:14So, I've got to make the most of it, and I am. Oh, I am.
00:04:18Morning, my lovelies. Morning. Morning, darling.
00:04:21I have to say, you guys smell so much better this morning.
00:04:24Do we? We weren't that bad, were we?
00:04:27Yeah, you've done a little tango with nature, so...
00:04:30We're back on track. We've aired ourselves out.
00:04:32We're back on track.
00:04:34Oh, man, that was a good sleep. Oh, I slept so good.
00:04:37Of course you did. No, don't do that. You're in, like, paradise up there.
00:04:41Don't do that. Don't do that.
00:04:43Look at this. Not even... Look at this, not even a blanket.
00:04:47They have really been spoilt rotten, these boys.
00:04:49They are literally living their best lives
00:04:52and we are just slumming it in our rock-hard beds.
00:04:55I've just had to block it out, though.
00:04:58Do you know if there's, um...
00:05:01You look absolutely gorgeous, Ruby. Do I?
00:05:03You do. Which part of me?
00:05:04Every part of you. No, start...
00:05:05Honestly, every part.
00:05:06There's a little part... Your hair looks amazing.
00:05:09Honestly, you look like you've just walked in here.
00:05:11I looked like this when I came in.
00:05:12I know it hasn't improved.
00:05:15Waking up this morning, it is completely like a dream.
00:05:19I can't believe this is where I am.
00:05:21But everybody is really smiling at you
00:05:24and you think, I love this group.
00:05:26I just fell on my toothbrush!
00:05:28No!
00:05:29I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush.
00:05:31My breath will stink.
00:05:32No-one wants that.
00:05:33That's, like, worse than a trial, smelling my breath
00:05:35after not cleaning them for a couple of days.
00:05:37Oh, please be careful, Lisa.
00:05:38I am, but I've got this as a handle.
00:05:39It's fine.
00:05:40Where do you think it was?
00:05:41It's there. I think it's right in...
00:05:42Yeah, but where's there, baby?
00:05:43I just saw it a minute ago.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:46Have you got it?
00:05:47Have you got it?
00:05:48I've got it.
00:05:49Smashed it.
00:05:50Oh, my toothbrush.
00:05:51Oh, my toothbrush.
00:05:52No!
00:05:53I can't go three weeks without my toothbrush.
00:05:54My breath will stink.
00:05:55No-one wants that.
00:05:56That's, like, worse than a trial, smelling my breath
00:05:58after not cleaning them for a couple of days.
00:05:59Oh, please be careful, Lisa.
00:06:00I have got this as a handle.
00:06:01It's fine.
00:06:02Where do you think it was?
00:06:03It's there.
00:06:04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:05You got it?
00:06:06Have you got it?
00:06:07Smashed it.
00:06:08Oh, Lisa.
00:06:09No bother.
00:06:10Look at you.
00:06:11See?
00:06:12Oh, you're brilliant.
00:06:13Lisa saved the day.
00:06:14She got right down there.
00:06:15I don't even think she's allowed down there, to be honest.
00:06:17She's breaking the rules and everything.
00:06:18She's a bad man.
00:06:19Yeah?
00:06:20She's retrieved a toothbrush, climbed over the fence.
00:06:23Bob's your uncle.
00:06:26I'm going to meditate.
00:06:28Nice.
00:06:29Anybody want to go with me?
00:06:30Meditate?
00:06:31Yeah.
00:06:32How do we meditate?
00:06:33Oh, I'll tell you.
00:06:34Are you doing, like, a guided thing?
00:06:35Yeah, I can do that.
00:06:36Can you?
00:06:37Lovely.
00:06:38I've never meditated before.
00:06:39Have you not, Kelly?
00:06:40No.
00:06:41You'll find yourself.
00:06:42Really?
00:06:43You will find yourself.
00:06:44I mean, to be honest, I just wanted to go,
00:06:46because I was so fascinated by how she would do it.
00:06:53Put your spine up, so you're feeling really grounded.
00:06:57So then we'll just send our focus to a sense.
00:06:59So just send it to sound.
00:07:01And then in a couple of seconds you'll notice that the thoughts are coming in,
00:07:06because they have to, otherwise you're not human.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:10You can open your eyes or wiggle your toes.
00:07:13Is that okay?
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:16Amazing.
00:07:16So relaxing.
00:07:18It's really a science.
00:07:19How did you learn all of this?
00:07:20Because I went to university ten years ago.
00:07:23Ten years ago?
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:25Got my degree.
00:07:26In what, in what, like?
00:07:27In neuroscience, mindfulness and cognitive therapy at Oxford.
00:07:31And I was really stupid as a kid.
00:07:33What did they think when you walked into the classroom?
00:07:35The **** knows.
00:07:38They thought here's, you know what I mean, they were snobby.
00:07:41Were they?
00:07:42They were snobby, yeah.
00:07:44Thank you so much.
00:07:46We've bonded over something that's so beautiful, which is peace,
00:07:49and it was driven purely by Ruby.
00:07:52She's just, you know, she's iconic.
00:07:55Who wants me to make rice and beans?
00:07:57I'll eat it.
00:07:58Okay.
00:07:59Yeah, I'll probably eat it.
00:08:00Okay, you know what, should I put the beans in with the rice?
00:08:03Yes.
00:08:04Okay. Absolutely.
00:08:05I'm very good with the rice, I think.
00:08:07That might be my terrain.
00:08:10Rice woman.
00:08:12Oh, look at this!
00:08:13It's like...
00:08:14It's like we're in prison or something.
00:08:17I'm a bit scared for this rice, I'm not going to lie.
00:08:21Two?
00:08:21Yes, please.
00:08:24Thank you all.
00:08:25You're welcome.
00:08:29Oh, I'm struggling with this.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31I'm just kind of like...
00:08:32Yeah, yeah.
00:08:34Um, yeah.
00:08:36Burnt rice and undercooked beans for breakfast.
00:08:40Probably not something I want to do every day,
00:08:43so we really need to figure this out.
00:08:45So I think it's really important that whoever goes out for a trial today,
00:08:48we need them to win a lot of stars.
00:08:52Nothing.
00:08:53Absolutely nothing.
00:08:55It's hilarious.
00:08:59We'll see how it goes.
00:09:00I can't eat that, mate.
00:09:01I'm not being funny.
00:09:03No, I can't eat that.
00:09:16Welcome back.
00:09:17To our celebrity, get me out of here.
00:09:18out of here i think are we back we're back we're back we're back well as always anything could
00:09:23happen exciting isn't it what's going to happen next i don't know it hasn't happened yet but
00:09:29anything could happen fair point how high can i jump by the way really high so then after starting
00:09:34the day eating burnt rice and raw beans the celebs called a meeting about how to make the jungle
00:09:39experience more enjoyable for everyone okay a good idea and and i'm just spitballing here yes
00:09:46i'm just riffing yes but could i suggest stop serving burnt rice and raw beans that's why here's
00:09:51the ideas guy it might be we were just throwing around ideas like is it worth having a bit of
00:09:58like a community meeting like every morning or evening i think it's a good idea to go around
00:10:03every day and say what's going on i think so if somebody's looking at you funny you'll know oh
00:10:08something's going on i like that that's a nice little thing yeah you start go on there i know
00:10:13it's early days but it feels really harmonious everyone feels really calm and happy and the
00:10:18contentment is not going to last all the time we should have a little pact of to maintain it a
00:10:24little bit as much as we can oh yeah regardless i think we will all have times when we will get down
00:10:34and i think the main thing that i would like to put into this camp is support for one another
00:10:39support jack i'm happy to be here like it's like a almost like an a bit of an exhale being here it's
00:10:50like because we can't outside world doesn't really matter at this point yeah feel i was feeling a little
00:10:56melancholy last night but you know i think it's just homesick and yeah and all that you know it's
00:11:03been a rough year but uh yeah just happy to be here with everyone
00:11:11i'm emotional already oh it's um oh i just um i'm really happy to be here too obviously i just if
00:11:22from we're being really open and honest i just really don't want my anxiety to ruin it for me
00:11:29but um it won't this is going to be uh and it's not good it's normal to feel like that yeah it's
00:11:35normal yeah i mean and you know what you're not alone because you've got us yeah yeah you've got us
00:11:40you all seem like a lovely family so shona has been so beautifully open about her anxiety and
00:11:52she's she's been suffering jinge yeah don't think because you're stirring the beans over there you're
00:11:58getting away from there i know your trick yeah i feel like that's the first time he's done anything
00:12:11relax relax relax relax relax relax disaster when jinge went to therapy
00:12:17this is why i didn't want therapy this is why i didn't want therapy
00:12:21everyone's spilling the beans made jinge spill the beans right literally i'm going early here
00:12:29right on but this lot are hapless are they are they bunch of idiots they're going to struggle in
00:12:35there they might they are they really are um time now for the first bush took a trial of this series
00:12:41and while the celebrities waited to find out who'd be doing it lisa riley announced which of us two
00:12:47she finds more attractive but who would it be in no particular order deck
00:12:58it might be you
00:13:03aunt it might be you
00:13:09so it's between aunt and deck lisa riley has decided the presenter she finds
00:13:16most attractive is
00:13:23new jacket was tastier and or deck
00:13:26and dear yeah yeah aunt's way tastier than yeah really oh god i'm oh it's juicy yeah
00:13:32deck would like just they could look after you you know they could tuck in at night where i think
00:13:36aunt will give you a look at your what a nice night
00:13:39i'm a red-blooded 49-year-old woman and yes i do think that aunt mcpartum is very juicy
00:13:52good morning morning you can go to chanel you don't have to buy anything but you can look i'm a very
00:13:57very happily settled relationship lady with my out but um you know i can still have a look
00:14:04so jinj and ruby the public have decided the person they want to see face the divy is the both of you
00:14:17never thought in a million years this was going this way
00:14:20the first trial of the series and the pressure is down to me and ruby wax how do you feel jinj
00:14:30the anxiety is through the roof right now um just see whatever happens happens i'm more than
00:14:35happy to be paired up with ruby me and ruby have got a great relationship um yes it's only just
00:14:41started but who knows where it can end you're good no i'm shitting myself oh yeah ruby you with me
00:14:47you don't need to yourself i will protect you at all times all right of all the people in in the
00:14:51camp i'm happiest to be paired up with jinj because i know he'll have my back i know he's
00:14:58kind of a gentleman underneath the um kind of moronic exterior you are going to be amazing all right
00:15:07i'm trying to breathe i'm trying to breathe are you two ready yeah
00:15:17you're gonna do great yeah yeah they're gonna be fine lovely walking if we don't come back with
00:15:35stars we're not coming back do you understand there's going to be a runner like you've never seen yeah
00:15:40i couldn't we promise that we can't walk into that camp look look look jack in the eyes and say zero
00:15:45stars yeah we're eating rice again hi hi nice to see you nice to see you too grab a seat good to see
00:15:53you too mate welcome to the divy this is the jungle's most exclusive swankiest vip restaurant very all the
00:16:05stars come and dine here it is normally impossible to get a table we know the owner we've pulled some
00:16:14strings it's going to be a wonderful lunch you're welcome by the way you're welcome now this is of
00:16:19course an eaten trial there are 10 rounds each round is worth a star every star you get is a meal for
00:16:26camp okay you can pass on a dish if you don't like the look of it but you can't go back to it so you will
00:16:32lose that star okay and you don't have to do this trial but if you both don't want to do it you'll
00:16:37head back empty-handed we can't do that that's illegal do you want to give it a go yeah sure bring
00:16:43it on jinge yeah okay right let's dive straight in with round one shall we and up first in this one
00:16:52is jinge what says on the wall here are all of the celebrities that dine here regularly yeah is it
00:16:58including maya jama she's got a dish that was inspired by her okay should we bring it out yeah
00:17:05rage up what is he wearing maya loves eating this when she comes here doesn't she she loves it
00:17:13so much so we've called this dish cryer jammer
00:17:19this is cockroaches and mealworms and hold on hold on what are you doing
00:17:24let me put another garnish on oh my lord above that's dehydrated critters oh mate they're soft and
00:17:31everything welcome back it's i'm a celebrity get me out of here live from australia that's us there
00:17:46with uh him deck took you in donnelly i hand him and juicy show you a good night
00:17:55and i will so jinge and ruby were dining out at australia's most exclusive restaurant the divy and a
00:18:03quick quick penis fact for all you um penis fat fans out there there are actually five different types
00:18:11of penis on the menu in the divy well that is at least according to tip advisor
00:18:20look at that that was an actual joke an actual joke 25 series in and we've finally done one
00:18:25hey good to see you good to see you good to see you good to see you
00:18:30now though they're clapping that's it you're not getting any more uh now it was time for jinge
00:18:36to tuck into his first course oh mate they're soft and everything so you need to eat five mealworms
00:18:45and five cockroaches okay i'm gonna do cockroaches first
00:18:50apparently the garnish really makes it yeah makes the dish yeah yeah oh my lord above and actually you
00:18:56you can eat these yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can you can you can you can i'm not gonna
00:19:05three two one go
00:19:10well done
00:19:18these are weird don't like these no they're so weird
00:19:20oh you went for a big swallow there oh you've done it thank you well done very good
00:19:30if that's the one we're starting with we're in trouble
00:19:34right ruby on to you yeah let's find another diner who's been here our old mate over there timothy
00:19:40chalamet now when he comes here he likes to eat this next dish ranger it's called a rimothy chalamet
00:19:51and it's a witchetty grub just got a little bit of garnish for you
00:19:57which is a cricket crouton so it's the witchy grub and the cricket garnish at the same time
00:20:03do the cricket first just to ease you in a little bit yeah exactly three two one
00:20:15i like that didn't even flinch didn't flinch didn't do very good
00:20:19how are you going to tackle this people have done these before they actually say they don't taste
00:20:23that bad all right it's like turkey three two one three two one
00:20:28it's turkey just turkey that's it yeah turkey stuffing sandwich
00:20:42look at that ruby did it taste like turkey not at all yeah i've never heard turkey no i don't know
00:20:48but it was it was helpful right round three jinge look up there who do you love top right corner
00:20:54that's margot robbie she was in barber she dines here so much really they've named a dish after her
00:21:00as well oh no this dish is called the margot gobby no i knew it was coming in the cow tongue full
00:21:10tongue actually no any need now that is a little fish eye glaze if you'd like to just dip it in the
00:21:20glade okay no more good thanks to win your star you need you have to you have to rub it around in
00:21:28the glade no choice go jinge that's it well done well done just chew hard
00:21:38don't vomit you can you can feel free to dip no no maybe not maybe not is it quite dry really dry
00:21:47why don't you just mix it in with the glade again give it a bit of moisture i'm just trying to
00:21:52help aren't i yeah you're in it you're in the zone now oh no don't do it don't do it don't
00:22:00don't lose ever don't leave don't be sick no no no no no jinge no come on you're nearly there are you
00:22:07come on we are on your side yeah nothing in there well done jinge i thought we're gonna have to take
00:22:14you to vr then oh well done though you did it three out of three in total ruby look over there it's our
00:22:23old mate ronan keating so ronan comes here a lot so the chef renamed this one ronan teating
00:22:32which is a cow's teat with a little garnish of duck tongue coolie
00:22:42it's only a nipple just one the one on the stick oh just one see the portion on the stick it's got
00:22:47hairs a little dip in the coolie yeah yeah there we go three two one one just beef exactly the same
00:22:55as mine just beef it's crunchy that one oh is it take yourself away i'm away i'm on an island far
00:23:02away from this listening to boys oh yeah she loves it oh she's done it again ruby yeah second star for
00:23:15you four in total now okay jinj back over to you and oh i recognize him over there
00:23:21isn't that simon cow it is simon cow does he come here a lot not as much as he used to
00:23:28he goes to the sister restaurant in malibu yeah another one but they have named a dish after him
00:23:35in malibu really and they've started serving it here the slime on cow this is the snails
00:23:44with a beach worm reduction oh yes you have to eat all of the snails yeah go baby
00:23:52that's got the sheets coming out his ass still edible that's it a little dip dip dip pop it in
00:23:59beach worm that was the smallest tip in the world it's a dip dip dip dip what's it like snail i've been
00:24:10joking grass
00:24:16a little dip there
00:24:22he's gonna do it i can feel it dip's a dip tiniest dip
00:24:28oh don't start that come on don't be a wuss
00:24:40five of six very good one last one it dips a dip
00:24:42it's a dip and then it goes
00:24:48this is
00:24:50angry jing's done it again oh well done killer
00:24:55five stars in total now ruby
00:24:58the great dame herself yeah judy dench
00:25:00Dame Judi Dench. She loves it here and has a dish named after her, too.
00:25:05Dame Spewdy Dench.
00:25:07Oh, no.
00:25:08It's vomit fruit.
00:25:10It's fruit. It's just fruit.
00:25:12OK, vomit.
00:25:12The only thing not to do, smell it.
00:25:15With a vomit fruit jus.
00:25:17Jus. I knew we'd have a jus.
00:25:18I knew there'd be a jus.
00:25:19There's always a jus at these kind of places, isn't there?
00:25:22All three.
00:25:26Put it straight in your mouth and don't even think about it.
00:25:28Give me three, two, one.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:31Shove it in.
00:25:33Really nice. It's like a pickle.
00:25:34It's just like a pickle.
00:25:36Nice little sour pickle there.
00:25:38Three, two, one.
00:25:39There you go. Next one.
00:25:40Nice.
00:25:42Just turkey again, isn't it?
00:25:43Not turkey.
00:25:45Just way, way over anything you've imagined.
00:25:49You're doing amazing.
00:25:49You're doing amazing.
00:25:53Really good. Look me in my eyes.
00:25:55Look me in my eyes.
00:25:56Ruby is powering through this.
00:25:58You've got this.
00:25:59One more bite, that's all it is.
00:26:00Finish what's in your gob.
00:26:01There you go.
00:26:02Boom, power through.
00:26:03All right.
00:26:04Nice, that's it.
00:26:05All the juices.
00:26:06Think of it.
00:26:06It's good for you.
00:26:07That's fruit.
00:26:07I got it.
00:26:08She's done it!
00:26:11Six out of six so far.
00:26:13You guys are a formidable team.
00:26:15Well done.
00:26:15We have no choice.
00:26:16Ginge, back to you.
00:26:18Who can we see on here?
00:26:19One of my favourite actors.
00:26:21Of all time.
00:26:22And he's Australian.
00:26:23Oh, really?
00:26:23Can you guess who it is?
00:26:24Tom Holland.
00:26:28Russell Crowe!
00:26:28Russell Crowe!
00:26:29So this is his favourite dish.
00:26:32It's one of those smoky dishes.
00:26:34Russell Tor.
00:26:36Camel Tor.
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:39That was a cockroach-infused smoke.
00:26:42Oh, thanks for that.
00:26:43He doesn't look as impressed as I thought he would.
00:26:45What, with the smoke?
00:26:46I know.
00:26:47That was theatre.
00:26:48Yeah, all of that, please.
00:26:51Eat it like a watermelon.
00:26:53Oh, knife and fork.
00:26:54No.
00:26:54I thought I might as well make it.
00:26:55Hello.
00:26:56Oh, this is...
00:26:57La-dee-da.
00:26:58You've changed since you've been on the telly.
00:27:01Glasses.
00:27:03Oh, bleh!
00:27:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:27:05The good news is, if you like it,
00:27:14there's still a little bit left on there that you have to eat.
00:27:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:27:17No, don't do that.
00:27:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:21Come on.
00:27:21OK, don't do that.
00:27:22Come on, we want all tent to go back.
00:27:24Come on.
00:27:26No, don't do that.
00:27:27Norjinge.
00:27:28Norjinge.
00:27:29It's gone back up in your mouth.
00:27:30Well, it's still a bit better.
00:27:35Yeah, yeah.
00:27:36Yeah, OK.
00:27:36That's the last bit?
00:27:37That's the last bit.
00:27:38OK.
00:27:39You've got to do this.
00:27:40Don't get that bucket up.
00:27:41Yeah, no more bucket.
00:27:42Think cheesecake.
00:27:45Cheesecake, love it.
00:27:46Keep going.
00:27:47All right, love cheesecake.
00:27:48See, it's getting...
00:27:48What flavour?
00:27:49What flavour cheesecake, Ruby?
00:27:50Banoffee.
00:27:51Banoffee.
00:27:51I love banoffee cheesecake.
00:27:52Banoffee.
00:27:52Banoffee.
00:27:53Mm-hmm.
00:27:54Mm-hmm.
00:27:56Well done!
00:27:56Yes!
00:27:57Whoa!
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59Honestly, I'm not joking.
00:28:00Cheesecake helped there, Ruby, so thank you.
00:28:01Uh, yeah.
00:28:02Seven down.
00:28:03Eighth dish.
00:28:05OK.
00:28:05Shall we have a look on the walls again?
00:28:07Another Australian actor up there, above Russell Crowe.
00:28:10Hugh Jackman.
00:28:11Hugh Jackman.
00:28:12Yeah.
00:28:13Dish, isn't he?
00:28:14Yeah.
00:28:14Yeah, you like him?
00:28:15He's a dish.
00:28:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:17He is a dish.
00:28:18And he loves this dish.
00:28:21Hugh Sackman.
00:28:23Oh, it's a...
00:28:24It's a scrotum.
00:28:25It's a ball sack.
00:28:26It's a scrotum.
00:28:27It's a pig's testicle.
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30With a fermented seaweed, form infusion.
00:28:33Can we eat the whole thing?
00:28:34Whole thing.
00:28:35The whole testicle.
00:28:38One, two, three.
00:28:39Big bite.
00:28:43It's nice.
00:28:44It's nice.
00:28:44It's just a ball.
00:28:45Cheesecake.
00:28:46Just cheesecake.
00:28:46Cheesecake.
00:28:47Just cheesecake.
00:28:47Just a ball of cheesecake.
00:28:51It's all right.
00:28:51Take your mind off it.
00:28:52Look into my eyes.
00:28:53I'm so full.
00:28:54You're full.
00:28:55Imagine how full we're going to be tonight when you finish that ball.
00:28:59I never thought the day would fall.
00:29:05Doing really well, Ruby.
00:29:06Just going to take your time.
00:29:07There's no rush.
00:29:08No.
00:29:08The longer we're here, the longer they're here.
00:29:10We do actually need the table back in 20 minutes.
00:29:14Yeah, who's coming in?
00:29:15Tom Hanks and David Arsloff.
00:29:17Oh, wow.
00:29:18Nice.
00:29:19Together at last.
00:29:19Yeah.
00:29:19I think I'm pregnant.
00:29:26Nice.
00:29:27Just a last little bit now.
00:29:29Cheesecake.
00:29:29Look at that.
00:29:30Len, just chew.
00:29:31Just chew now.
00:29:32Just chew and you've done it.
00:29:36Well done.
00:29:38Eight out of eight.
00:29:40Angry Ginge, shall we have your final dish?
00:29:43Send it in.
00:29:44Have a look on the wall.
00:29:44Who's your favourite actor on there?
00:29:46Erm.
00:29:48Ewan.
00:29:49Doctor Strange.
00:29:50That's the one.
00:29:50Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:51Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:29:51He also eats here.
00:29:53He does.
00:29:54I bet he does.
00:29:54And he loves this dish so much.
00:29:57Benedict Bumberbatch.
00:30:01That is a pig's arsehole, isn't it?
00:30:03Crocodile anus.
00:30:05Watch this.
00:30:05Watch this.
00:30:05Watch this.
00:30:06Watch this.
00:30:07To celebrate the occasion, we've just lit a little bit of paper there.
00:30:12It was in the hole.
00:30:15Does he have to eat the whole thing?
00:30:17Just a bit on the stick.
00:30:18A bit on the stick.
00:30:19There we go.
00:30:19Well.
00:30:21Oh.
00:30:21Did you like the paper?
00:30:22You didn't seem too impressed with the paper life.
00:30:24I was a bit more distracted, to be honest.
00:30:26We thought we had a bigger response to that.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:28Normally diners clap.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:30They take selfies.
00:30:31They do videos.
00:30:32Benedict Cumberbatch loves that a little bit.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:33Benedict Cumberbatch loves it.
00:30:36Come on.
00:30:37Put that asshole in your mouth.
00:30:39Ha ha ha ha!
00:30:43There you go.
00:30:44There we go.
00:30:44Take a while.
00:30:45You think going down, I'm just talking about.
00:30:48No idea what you just said.
00:30:50No idea.
00:30:51Keep looking my eyes.
00:30:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:53Don't.
00:30:53No, no, no.
00:30:55Come so far.
00:30:57No, no, don't.
00:30:58No, no.
00:30:58Don't you dare.
00:30:59I'll stuff it back down you.
00:31:01Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:31:04No, no, no.
00:31:05Keep it in.
00:31:06Keep it in.
00:31:08I hate my little girl.
00:31:10Oh, no.
00:31:11Don't do that.
00:31:12The last dish.
00:31:17Oh, no.
00:31:19No, don't.
00:31:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:24No.
00:31:24No.
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:27Yay!
00:31:27Oh!
00:31:28Good job.
00:31:29Bravo.
00:31:30That's your five.
00:31:31Oh, my God.
00:31:32Just that crocodile asshole.
00:31:35You did.
00:31:36Why?
00:31:38Fuck meals for camp.
00:31:39That's why.
00:31:40He's done well, Ruby, right?
00:31:41He's done really well.
00:31:42I'm so proud.
00:31:43Nine out of ten meals for camp.
00:31:45Yeah.
00:31:46You don't really need to bother, Ruby, if you don't want to.
00:31:47You could call it.
00:31:48Oh, no, no.
00:31:48We've got to go.
00:31:49We've got to go back with ten.
00:31:51But this is going to be the worst.
00:31:52I'll tell you something, it doesn't get worse than an asshole.
00:31:55Well, let's go to the bottom.
00:31:57Shall we find out?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:00Let's have a look at the wall again.
00:32:02One of our old pals, Rob Beckett, up there.
00:32:05Great man.
00:32:06Doesn't need here a lot, because he can't afford it.
00:32:08But when he does, he likes this one dish.
00:32:10The knob of Beckett.
00:32:15Yeah, you think it didn't get worse than an asshole?
00:32:18I've got the knob.
00:32:19Bull's penis.
00:32:20And just to celebrate the occasion...
00:32:23Woo!
00:32:24Very lovely.
00:32:25Watch your fringe.
00:32:26That's lovely.
00:32:27Thank you so much.
00:32:28Rob loves this.
00:32:28OK, so which bit do I have to eat?
00:32:30The section on the stick.
00:32:31You see the stick at the end?
00:32:32The tip.
00:32:35Just the tip.
00:32:36There you go, look.
00:32:36Oh, perfect.
00:32:39OK.
00:32:40You've got this.
00:32:40You've got this.
00:32:42Are you a chip or anything else?
00:32:44I'm telling you.
00:32:45How is that?
00:32:51I can't believe it.
00:32:52I can't believe I'm eating this.
00:32:57You've got this.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Last little bit.
00:32:59Now you've done well.
00:33:03Oh.
00:33:04Hold it back.
00:33:06You're not going to vomit, though, are you?
00:33:08No.
00:33:08You're not going to vomit?
00:33:09No, I'm not going to swallow the whole tip.
00:33:10I'm going to keep this in for 10 out of 10.
00:33:14Come on!
00:33:15We've done it!
00:33:16We did it!
00:33:17We did it.
00:33:1710 out of 10!
00:33:19Yeah!
00:33:20Well done!
00:33:21Wow.
00:33:22That's no mean feat, guys.
00:33:23No mean feat.
00:33:24If you would like to give us a tip, feel free.
00:33:27Ruby's already had us.
00:33:30Enjoy the rest of your day.
00:33:32Full house.
00:33:32Thanks, guys.
00:33:33I can't believe what we've just done.
00:33:34OK, I can't either.
00:33:35I'm so nauseous.
00:33:37Bring the bucket.
00:33:38Thank you so much.
00:33:39Thanks, Ruby.
00:33:40Thank you for your service.
00:33:42No problem.
00:33:45Told you they were pricks.
00:33:47He's not wrong.
00:33:54That can't stay down, surely.
00:33:58Pardon me.
00:33:59Buzzing, we've got 10.
00:34:00All 10 as well, by the way.
00:34:02First one of the series, and we've got all 10.
00:34:03Yes!
00:34:05I don't go to posh restaurants, really.
00:34:07That was the poshiest I've been to.
00:34:09And if that's the sort of crap they're serving,
00:34:11I'll stick to Weatherspoons.
00:34:12That restaurant sucked.
00:34:15Oh, we need some music.
00:34:16Look, the sun's out.
00:34:18Come on, come on.
00:34:20Do the locomotion with me.
00:34:22You've got to swing your hips now.
00:34:25Come on, baby.
00:34:28Whoa, whoa.
00:34:30Now that thing I can do in a brand new dance now.
00:34:33Come on, baby.
00:34:35Do the locomotion.
00:34:37You'll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
00:34:40Come on, baby.
00:34:42Do the locomotion.
00:34:44You've got to swing.
00:34:44I'm really sorry, guys.
00:34:52What's happened?
00:34:53What has happened?
00:34:54Ginger's laughing.
00:34:56No, he's laughing because I bailed on the second one.
00:34:59No, you didn't.
00:35:00I did bail.
00:35:01No, she's pretending.
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:02I had cow's teat, and then pig's grow to my head.
00:35:05I'm a celebrity.
00:35:06Get me out of here.
00:35:07It was horrible.
00:35:07It was horrible.
00:35:10She's a broken woman.
00:35:12Broken.
00:35:13The teeth destroyed her.
00:35:15No, we're lying.
00:35:16We got ten.
00:35:17Yes!
00:35:18Yes!
00:35:22Yes!
00:35:25Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:26Ruby and Ginge in the jungle.
00:35:28Can you listen?
00:35:29Ten stars.
00:35:30Yeah, Ruby was doing that whole, I just couldn't do it.
00:35:33I'm not the Ruby Wax I know so far.
00:35:36Ten stars.
00:35:37We are going to eat well tonight, I hope.
00:35:40Was it fun?
00:35:41No, it was nauseating.
00:35:43At first plate, I had to eat five cockroaches.
00:35:47And did it have the crunch?
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:49Oh, my God.
00:35:50My best mate in the old world, Ginge, has come back with ten stars.
00:35:54I never doubted him.
00:35:55If I wanted my son to be like anyone in the world, it'd be Ginge.
00:35:58The teeth, that was the second one.
00:35:59The second one, and it had hairs on it.
00:36:01Yeah, a cow's.
00:36:02It was this big.
00:36:03A cow's teeth, like a nipple.
00:36:04A cow's teeth, yeah.
00:36:05Yeah, a nipple.
00:36:05Oh, honestly, I mean, I love them, but I'm so glad it was like them and not me, because
00:36:11that is honestly my worst nightmare.
00:36:13All sexual organs were included in the meal.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:17Really, nipples, scrotum, penises.
00:36:20Nice.
00:36:20Yeah, and arse.
00:36:21And arse.
00:36:22Good weekend.
00:36:22They did well, didn't they?
00:36:30Well done.
00:36:31Ruby Wax and Angry Ginge.
00:36:33Ten stars.
00:36:34They'll eat well tonight.
00:36:35And since that trial, there's two new pictures on the wall.
00:36:38And two new dishes have been added to the menu at the Divy.
00:36:42Ruby Sax and Angry Minge.
00:36:44I'm not sure about that one.
00:36:46No.
00:36:47And there's another trial on the way here.
00:36:49Who do you want to see, Fizz, in this?
00:36:53In a vile vault packed with critters and horrors galore.
00:36:58The jungle has been stalled safely away in case of an apocalypse.
00:37:03The world might end, but this terrifying trial can go on forever.
00:37:08You'll wish it was all over when you're locked in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
00:37:16Yikes.
00:37:17Only you at home can decide who does the trial.
00:37:18The vote for Jungle Doomsday Vault is now open.
00:37:23It blows off the tongue, that one, doesn't it?
00:37:24You can have your say via the AmCelebrity app.
00:37:25Voting's free and cast up to five votes.
00:37:27The vote will close, though, later in the show.
00:37:29Now, we're only a couple of days in,
00:37:30so naturally our celebrities are still getting to know each other.
00:37:34And yesterday, around the campfire,
00:37:35Ruby told everyone a fascinating fact about herself.
00:37:38I have never picked up a man.
00:37:42Really?
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:43You've always been manhunted.
00:37:45Right?
00:37:45They come to me, but I could never pick one up.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:48I'd like to try.
00:37:50If you was to pick up a guy, what do you think you would say?
00:37:52Like, if you saw Eddie in a bar?
00:37:53Come on.
00:37:54Come on.
00:37:54You bought in a bar?
00:37:55Oh, yeah, I wait.
00:37:56Now we're doing, like, chat-up lines.
00:37:58No, she's in a bar.
00:37:58I'm walking in, I'm walking in, I'm minding my business.
00:38:01Go on.
00:38:01There's a piece of ass.
00:38:02LAUGHTER
00:38:03LAUGHTER
00:38:04I'm old enough to be their mother, or even beyond.
00:38:14But if I was 21, that I would pick up Ginge and age.
00:38:19But I would be too shy, and I'd never get near them.
00:38:22Oh, my gosh, remember Scylla Black?
00:38:24Blind date.
00:38:24Blind date?
00:38:25Yeah, I'm literally picturing you three now as the thing.
00:38:28Ginge, do you know what blind date is?
00:38:30Oh, I.
00:38:31Do you?
00:38:31I just really turned up and got a date, innit?
00:38:33No!
00:38:33Oh, on the TV show!
00:38:35You've got a blind date.
00:38:36LAUGHTER
00:38:36So, like, who's the free contestant?
00:38:40It's you, guys.
00:38:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:41Right, so you don't know them,
00:38:42you just know them as contestant number one, two and three.
00:38:45OK.
00:38:45Don't assume Kelly's gender.
00:38:47Contestant number one, what would you have to offer?
00:38:49I'm very exotic, I've got a bald head
00:38:51that she could use as a little therapy session.
00:38:54Right, OK.
00:38:55Contestant number two.
00:38:57Well, I'm not sure you could pick me up,
00:38:59I'm a very curvaceous lady,
00:39:01but I could definitely take you out.
00:39:03Ooh!
00:39:03Ooh!
00:39:08Contestant number three!
00:39:11I'll take you on a date on a parabolic arc plane,
00:39:14and I'll be weightless so you can pick me up.
00:39:17Ooh!
00:39:17Ooh!
00:39:19And then I'll come back to you.
00:39:20Ruby, what's your ideal destination?
00:39:23Costa Rica.
00:39:24Ooh!
00:39:27OK, contestant number one.
00:39:29I will find you a nice little palm tree.
00:39:31The leaves will come and pick you up.
00:39:33I'll turn into a princess.
00:39:34Ride with me, Aladdin.
00:39:36Ooh!
00:39:36Ooh!
00:39:38OK, contestant number two.
00:39:41OK, well, Costa Rica is really known
00:39:43for its beautiful beaches,
00:39:44so I would get us two stallions
00:39:46and we would ride bareback down the beach.
00:39:49Ooh!
00:39:49Ooh!
00:39:49Ooh!
00:39:49Ooh!
00:39:50That is...
00:39:52Ooh!
00:39:52That is...
00:39:53Whoa!
00:39:54I look so sexual!
00:39:57I don't know.
00:39:58I don't know.
00:40:00Oh, contestant number three.
00:40:02Get on a flight for Las Vegas.
00:40:05Find a nice jungle hotel.
00:40:08Because we like jungles and, yeah.
00:40:11OK, Ruby, you've heard a lot
00:40:13about all our contestants today,
00:40:15but here's our Graham
00:40:17with our quick reminder.
00:40:18LAUGHTER
00:40:19Ruby, would you go for Edda,
00:40:21who's going to fly you away
00:40:22like Aladdin on a palm tree
00:40:24to Costa Rica?
00:40:25Oh, Ruby,
00:40:26are you going to go for contestant two,
00:40:28who seems like the dirtiest person
00:40:29ever made in the world?
00:40:32Guilty!
00:40:33Uh, all contestant number three.
00:40:35I want to go out with you.
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:38And here's our Graham!
00:40:40Oh, that's right!
00:40:41Oh, that's right!
00:40:42Oh, that's right!
00:40:44Ruby looked in my eyes
00:40:45and, pff, can you blame her?
00:40:47I felt absolutely flattered
00:40:48for a woman of the calibre
00:40:50of Ruby Wax
00:40:51to look at me and say,
00:40:53I want you.
00:40:55It took a lot for me
00:40:56to not say,
00:40:56I want you as well.
00:40:59Welcome back to
00:41:05I'm a Celebrity,
00:41:05get me out of here,
00:41:06live from Australia,
00:41:07where it's time for the return
00:41:09of Kev's Deals on Wheels.
00:41:10CHEERING
00:41:10Yes!
00:41:12Now, this is where
00:41:12two celebrities head out of camp
00:41:14to try and win a treat
00:41:15for the group.
00:41:16First up was Kelly Brook
00:41:17and Martin Kemp.
00:41:18Now, to win the treat,
00:41:19they'd have to complete a challenge
00:41:20that was...
00:41:22Well, how would you describe it?
00:41:24Uh, ridiculous.
00:41:25Ridiculous!
00:41:26That'll do.
00:41:26LAUGHTER
00:41:29Oh, bingo balls!
00:41:33Oh, here we go.
00:41:34Oh, wow.
00:41:35OK.
00:41:36Martin,
00:41:37Dingo dollars!
00:41:38Oh, perfect.
00:41:39LAUGHTER
00:41:39G'day.
00:41:42Welcome to Bingo Balls.
00:41:44Once you're inside my bingo booth,
00:41:46you'll be asked a series of questions.
00:41:48The answer to each question
00:41:50is on the bingo card.
00:41:52Choose your answers
00:41:53by placing the number
00:41:55of the coloured balls
00:41:56into the chute
00:41:57and if you are correct,
00:42:00the answer will spin round.
00:42:02Get five answers correct
00:42:03and you'll win those
00:42:05Dingo dollars.
00:42:06OK, here we go.
00:42:07We're going to answer a question
00:42:08and then the question
00:42:09corresponds to a number.
00:42:10We have to find that number
00:42:12of balls in the pit
00:42:13and then we're going to
00:42:13pop them down the chute.
00:42:14Which correspond to a letter
00:42:16on the board
00:42:16which make an anagram.
00:42:18And that anagram is...
00:42:19Bingo!
00:42:21Oh, no!
00:42:23OK, it's only balls,
00:42:24it's only balls,
00:42:25it's only balls,
00:42:25it's only balls!
00:42:26What number
00:42:27comes after the number 13
00:42:29on a standard dart?
00:42:30Ooh, under 13?
00:42:3213, yeah.
00:42:3213.
00:42:34I mean, I play darts all the time,
00:42:36I love darts.
00:42:37I really would rate myself
00:42:38as a good dart player.
00:42:3922!
00:42:39No, not 22,
00:42:40there isn't 22 on a dart board.
00:42:44But I don't know my way
00:42:45around a dart board
00:42:46when it comes to all the numbers.
00:42:48I think it's 11.
00:42:48Let's go 11.
00:42:49OK, reds,
00:42:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
00:42:538, 9, 10, 11.
00:42:5611.
00:42:57OK, we got it.
00:43:00Oh!
00:43:01This is so hard!
00:43:02I think at that point
00:43:03you kind of was like,
00:43:04I'm taking over here.
00:43:05Let me try four.
00:43:06Yeah, go for it.
00:43:07Got it, got it, got it.
00:43:08Yep.
00:43:09Let's go.
00:43:12We've done four,
00:43:13we've done 11.
00:43:14Should we try nine?
00:43:15We literally did
00:43:15the whole dart board.
00:43:16Yeah, we do.
00:43:17Nine?
00:43:18Yeah, nine.
00:43:18Oh, no!
00:43:22Forgetting what number
00:43:23we had done.
00:43:24I've lost count.
00:43:24Oh, God.
00:43:25Forgetting what colour
00:43:26the balls were.
00:43:27Is that an orange?
00:43:28Is that a red?
00:43:28No, that's red.
00:43:30Right here,
00:43:30let me kick them out.
00:43:31What?
00:43:31There's a mug in it!
00:43:32No, it was really tricky.
00:43:34Let's do six.
00:43:35Six, six, six, six.
00:43:35Six.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38Please.
00:43:40Yay!
00:43:42We've got a little B.
00:43:42OK, B, B, B.
00:43:43Next question.
00:43:45How many lines are there
00:43:46in a limerick pole?
00:43:47Five, five.
00:43:49OK, five.
00:43:50Let's go.
00:43:50What colour is there?
00:43:51Orange, orange.
00:43:52I knew in my brain
00:43:54that it was five lines
00:43:55in a limerick.
00:43:56I knew that.
00:43:58But when I was in
00:43:59that mess of balls,
00:44:00I really questioned myself.
00:44:02There was an old lady
00:44:03from...
00:44:04There was an old lady
00:44:05from...
00:44:05Five.
00:44:10Five.
00:44:10Five, three.
00:44:12Yes!
00:44:14And then we were asked
00:44:15how many points
00:44:16is the letter Z
00:44:17worth in a UK Scrabble game?
00:44:20It's got to be a 10.
00:44:21Played it every Christmas
00:44:22so as long as I can remember
00:44:24it had to be a 10.
00:44:25Yeah.
00:44:25Here we go.
00:44:26Got it, got it, got it.
00:44:27Yes, done.
00:44:29Yes!
00:44:30You're brilliant at this, Martin.
00:44:32Oh, my goodness, you're here.
00:44:33Fourth question
00:44:34was how many sides
00:44:36does a hexagon have?
00:44:38All I know is
00:44:39octagon is eight.
00:44:40Should we say seven?
00:44:41Should we do seven?
00:44:42But hexagon, don't know.
00:44:43Yeah, well,
00:44:44we got lucky with that one.
00:44:46Yes!
00:44:48B-I-N-G.
00:44:49Let's go.
00:44:50Right.
00:44:52If you get the gift
00:44:53of silk and linen
00:44:53on your wedding anniversary,
00:44:55how many years
00:44:56have you been married?
00:44:57How long have you
00:44:58and Shirley been married?
00:44:59Too long.
00:45:00Oh, I didn't mean that.
00:45:01No.
00:45:02For 40 years of marriage,
00:45:04I never got silk and linen.
00:45:05So how do I know?
00:45:07I have got no idea.
00:45:08All right, so two.
00:45:09Let's try two.
00:45:10Yeah, try two.
00:45:11Try two.
00:45:11Oh, no!
00:45:14Let's just do 12.
00:45:15Do 12 first, right.
00:45:16OK.
00:45:17You know, I just thought
00:45:17we were going to be there
00:45:18all night.
00:45:19Oh, my God.
00:45:19You got it, you got it.
00:45:20I think you're going
00:45:20so bad.
00:45:21Please.
00:45:26Let's begin!
00:45:27Hey!
00:45:29Let's go!
00:45:30Let's go!
00:45:31Oh, my God, look!
00:45:32We can get them
00:45:33off the ground.
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:37Yeah!
00:45:39We did it, we did it.
00:45:40Let's go.
00:45:41Oh, my God, I would love her ice cream.
00:46:10It was so hot.
00:46:10Chocolate ice cream
00:46:11I could do now.
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:13Hi, Kev!
00:46:14Hey, Kev!
00:46:15How are you?
00:46:16You all right?
00:46:17So, look,
00:46:18we got some dingo dollars.
00:46:21Come on, Kev,
00:46:21what do you have to do, Kev?
00:46:22Come on, come on.
00:46:23Come on.
00:46:23No, I love these.
00:46:26These were my favourite
00:46:27when I was a kid.
00:46:28What are they called?
00:46:28Rainbow buttons.
00:46:30Oh, hang on.
00:46:32Hang on, it's getting serious now.
00:46:33He's on the phone.
00:46:34You excited for your phone call?
00:46:36I can't wait.
00:46:37Yeah, look at him.
00:46:38He's, like, aroused.
00:46:39Oh, the episode.
00:46:41Yeah!
00:46:43Yes!
00:46:44Who's on?
00:46:44Who's on?
00:46:45Don't get it, don't get it.
00:46:46Don't get it.
00:46:46Oh, my God.
00:46:47Please get it right.
00:46:48Please get it right.
00:46:49Ready?
00:46:49Oh, my God.
00:46:51Hello.
00:46:52G'day, celebrities.
00:46:53Kelly and Martin
00:46:54have completed
00:46:55today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:46:57Kelly and Martin
00:46:57have completed
00:46:58today's Deals on Wheels challenge.
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:00Sweet.
00:47:01OK, talk to me, brother.
00:47:03Which of these
00:47:03is the higher number?
00:47:05Which of these
00:47:06is the higher number?
00:47:08A.
00:47:09The number of movies
00:47:10that Kelly has acted in.
00:47:11The number of movies
00:47:12that Kelly has acted in.
00:47:14B.
00:47:15The number of UK
00:47:16top 40 singles
00:47:17by Spandale Ballet.
00:47:18The number of
00:47:19UK top 40 singles
00:47:21by Spandale Ballet.
00:47:22I'll tell you what,
00:47:23it's UK top 40 singles.
00:47:24I think UK top 40.
00:47:26Sometimes it's not
00:47:26the obvious one.
00:47:27We don't want to rush this.
00:47:28How many top 40s
00:47:29have you had?
00:47:30A lot.
00:47:30Double digits.
00:47:31Right, well,
00:47:32if H is getting a lot,
00:47:33they're getting even more.
00:47:34Stand up.
00:47:35I think it's you, Martin.
00:47:36Do you think it's me?
00:47:37Yeah, I think you've had
00:47:38more top 10 singles
00:47:39than I've had movie roles.
00:47:40Yeah, I reckon as well.
00:47:42OK, we're going to go
00:47:43for the Spandale Ballet answer.
00:47:48He's chopped it.
00:47:56Oh!
00:47:59Oh, my gosh!
00:48:01Oh, my goodness.
00:48:02Oh, come on, bring them back.
00:48:03Do not drop them.
00:48:05Whatever you do.
00:48:06Thank you so much, Kev.
00:48:07Take care.
00:48:08Bye.
00:48:09See you later.
00:48:10See you next time.
00:48:11Bye, Kev.
00:48:12Love you long time.
00:48:14Remember the chunk.
00:48:16Lead it, come on.
00:48:17All right, let's go.
00:48:18More fire.
00:48:19More water.
00:48:21More water.
00:48:22More fire.
00:48:24Respect.
00:48:26Maximum.
00:48:27Maximum.
00:48:28Respect.
00:48:30Dawn.
00:48:30I feel like we're
00:48:31actually back home.
00:48:32Yeah, I know.
00:48:33Isn't that weird?
00:48:34We hear voices.
00:48:36Hang on, don't get excited.
00:48:37Don't get excited.
00:48:38Don't get excited.
00:48:38Ah, yeah.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:40What have we got?
00:48:45Yeah, get it!
00:48:47Oh!
00:48:52Oh!
00:48:54It's smelly.
00:48:55It's smelly.
00:48:55It's smelly.
00:48:57Go on, guys.
00:48:57Go on.
00:48:58Get it.
00:48:58Oh, that's one.
00:48:59That's one.
00:48:59That's one.
00:48:59That's one.
00:49:00Oh, God.
00:49:00I very much have a sweet tooth,
00:49:02and it was a very pleasant, sweet treat,
00:49:05be it very small.
00:49:07Oh, look, they're four there.
00:49:08I think you guys deserve it,
00:49:11because what you did today...
00:49:12No, no, no, no.
00:49:13No, honestly.
00:49:14No, I couldn't.
00:49:15No, I couldn't.
00:49:16I couldn't.
00:49:16That, no.
00:49:18Are you sure?
00:49:19Yeah, I don't argue.
00:49:20Oh, honestly, thank you.
00:49:21Well, all of them,
00:49:21you have to have tofu every night,
00:49:23get a bit of flavour.
00:49:24Yeah!
00:49:24Yeah!
00:49:27That's so good!
00:49:28Oh, yes, you!
00:49:29All right, half is, half is.
00:49:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you had half.
00:49:33Come on.
00:49:33I did have half, yeah.
00:49:35This is too delicious.
00:49:36Thank you, that was really cute.
00:49:37No problem.
00:49:39Lovely.
00:49:40Oh, I tell you, coming in the camp with those treats today,
00:49:43those little chocolate sprinkles,
00:49:45and watching everybody's face as they cheered.
00:49:48I haven't had that kind of reaction since I was in Spandau,
00:49:52I don't think.
00:49:53We want to know how many top parties you've got
00:49:55and how many films you've been in.
00:49:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:57Oh, yeah.
00:49:58Yeah.
00:49:59I think, like, uh, 15?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:0216?
00:50:03I could have been in about 12 films, probably.
00:50:05Oh, wow.
00:50:0616 films?
00:50:07Yeah.
00:50:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:09Yeah, pop one.
00:50:10We saw Kev.
00:50:11Yeah, he's still grumpy.
00:50:12Did Kev have a message for Ruby?
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Because I've shaved everything.
00:50:19Yes, Ruby!
00:50:20She is Ruby Waxel.
00:50:22Hey!
00:50:23Yeah!
00:50:32Welcome back to I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here,
00:50:34live from Australia.
00:50:35The vote for the next Bush Tucker trial is still open.
00:50:38We have had well over a million votes tonight.
00:50:41Have we?
00:50:42Ooh!
00:50:43That's why you may have experienced a few problems on the app.
00:50:45That's why.
00:50:46Thanks for your votes.
00:50:47They are coming through.
00:50:48Brilliant.
00:50:49H, the rapper, is nothing if not curious,
00:50:51and he's been asking the rest of the celebs
00:50:53about what they would do if they weren't famous.
00:50:56What would you do if you weren't famous?
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Er...
00:51:00God!
00:51:01I think I'd cry.
00:51:03If you could all change your job...
00:51:05right now...
00:51:06Oh, well.
00:51:07God.
00:51:08What would you do, everyone?
00:51:09Erm...
00:51:10The manager of Manchester United.
00:51:11Oh, no.
00:51:12Simple football manager.
00:51:13Yeah, well, you can't do worse.
00:51:14I'm just saying, they need something.
00:51:15Yeah, football manager.
00:51:16That's what I'd do.
00:51:17100%.
00:51:18Sounds nice.
00:51:19I'll be a dog walker.
00:51:20Right now.
00:51:21Professional dog walker.
00:51:22Wow.
00:51:23Yeah, just be surrounded by dogs all day and just go out for nice long walks.
00:51:27I'm always envious of dog walkers.
00:51:28But when we switch our jobs, do we still get to be paid well?
00:51:32Yeah!
00:51:34Dog walkers do get paid well.
00:51:35They do.
00:51:36They charge me a fortune.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38Yeah, yeah.
00:51:39I think I would be...
00:51:40I always wanted to be a surgeon.
00:51:43Mm.
00:51:44Always.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46Getting inside that.
00:51:47Oh, no.
00:51:48Fixing people.
00:51:49Making people better.
00:51:50The idea of that, I absolutely love.
00:51:53I would trust Martin operating on me.
00:51:57I feel like nothing bothers him.
00:51:59I reckon he'd have a smile on his face, humming gold.
00:52:02Oh, I'm indestructible.
00:52:04Oh, I'm really...
00:52:06Slicing my heart open or something.
00:52:08I want to be an actor.
00:52:09Oh, really?
00:52:10One day, yeah, one day.
00:52:11But, like, I want to be like a James Bond villain kind of actor.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:16You're going to be watching James Bond once.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19One time, and you're just going to see the back of me.
00:52:20You don't even know it's me.
00:52:21I'm just going to...
00:52:22Bang.
00:52:23Da-da-da!
00:52:24Da-da-da!
00:52:25Da-da-da!
00:52:26Da-da-da!
00:52:27I don't think we've ever had a very rough-around-the-edges,
00:52:30manc Bond villain.
00:52:32I don't feel as though that movie would make Hollywood.
00:52:34Ah, Mr Bond, been expecting ya!
00:52:37I was up for James Bond.
00:52:38Really?
00:52:39Yeah, yeah.
00:52:40Were you?
00:52:41Yeah, yeah, I did.
00:52:42I went, met Barbara Broccoli.
00:52:43Barbara Broccoli, did you meet her?
00:52:44Wow.
00:52:45Wow.
00:52:46I did that in my youth.
00:52:47Who got it that time?
00:52:49It was Pierce Brosnan.
00:52:50Oh!
00:52:51You would have been a great boy.
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54He would have been the sexiest James Bond of all James Bonds.
00:52:58He's got those beautiful blue eyes.
00:53:00He's very tall.
00:53:01He's got so much charisma.
00:53:03Yeah, I think they missed a trick there.
00:53:06Let's say you don't get the role.
00:53:07I'm not saying you're not.
00:53:08Yeah, yeah.
00:53:09Don't waste that on me, Ruby.
00:53:10But let's say Barbara Broccoli goes.
00:53:11It's not.
00:53:12Do you know what?
00:53:13Do you know what?
00:53:14Yeah, I don't know if this is a lie or not,
00:53:15but when penguins fall over on the back,
00:53:17they can't get back up, innit?
00:53:18They need picking back up.
00:53:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:20And apparently people fly over these places
00:53:23and just look out for penguins on the back.
00:53:25No!
00:53:26There's a job.
00:53:27Do you want to be a penguin picker?
00:53:28I want to be a penguin picker.
00:53:29I'm going to change mine.
00:53:30I want to do that too.
00:53:31I didn't think you could interfere.
00:53:32That's true.
00:53:33That's true.
00:53:34Pick up a penguin.
00:53:35Pick up a penguin.
00:53:36Yay!
00:53:37We're showing our age now.
00:53:38That's true.
00:53:39All the surprises, aren't they?
00:53:40Who knew Martin Kemp was up for the part of 007?
00:53:41You know what Bond movie Martin would have been great in?
00:53:53God!
00:53:54Finger.
00:53:55Didn't he though?
00:53:56Yes.
00:53:57He would have.
00:53:58I think he might have been better in...
00:54:00God!
00:54:01...than I.
00:54:02Yes, yes, yes, but I would have liked to have seen him in
00:54:06The Man With The...
00:54:07God!
00:54:08...and Gun.
00:54:09That's the lot.
00:54:11That's it.
00:54:12That's the more.
00:54:13Can't do it.
00:54:14The vote is now closed.
00:54:15Very shortly we've gone down to camp to announce who you've
00:54:17chosen to face the next Bush Tucker trial.
00:54:20Now, Jack Osborne's had a very tough year and he's been telling
00:54:23Lisa all about how him and his family have been Corbyn.
00:54:28Where's Kelly now?
00:54:29Is she England or...?
00:54:30She's bouncing between England and America.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33Yeah, she's kind of spending a lot more time with my mum in England,
00:54:35so it's kind of where she's dropping anchor for a minute.
00:54:38Did you expect it or was it a shock?
00:54:41It was definitely a shock.
00:54:43I mean, we knew he was sick for a while, but it was definitely a shock.
00:54:46It was like, you know, we didn't think it would be that quick.
00:54:50Yeah, yeah.
00:54:51Yeah.
00:54:52What a legacy, eh?
00:54:53Oh, absolutely.
00:54:54I mean, the legacy of legacies.
00:54:56I was just saying, you know, it was the ultimate mic drop, you know?
00:54:58Did a massive big gig and then was like, all right, I'm done.
00:55:01I'll give you a little bit more.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03I'll just give you that, yeah.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:05You better remember me.
00:55:06Appreciate this.
00:55:07Yeah, yeah.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Because the boy did good.
00:55:10He did.
00:55:11Oh, babe, it's amazing.
00:55:12Yeah.
00:55:15I know.
00:55:16My mummy's up there as well, so I get it.
00:55:19Yeah.
00:55:23You were so special, weren't you?
00:55:26Yeah.
00:55:27He's forever, ever, ever with you.
00:55:29Always.
00:55:30And don't forget that.
00:55:33He's looking at me being like, what the f*** are you doing?
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39But he'd want you keeping busy, wouldn't he?
00:55:40Oh, he would.
00:55:41You know?
00:55:42Yeah, he would have.
00:55:43He would be so supportive of this, so it's like, you know.
00:55:46The whole family would, so like, absolutely go do it.
00:55:48Oh, darling.
00:55:50Always.
00:55:51I'm here.
00:55:52And there are forever angels, as I always say.
00:55:54Oh, yeah.
00:55:55And because we loved them that much, that's why it's still painful.
00:55:58Oh, yeah.
00:55:59It's just one of...
00:56:00It's such a weird thing.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02It's so raw for you.
00:56:03So new.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06I actually really appreciated that connection.
00:56:10But it also brings up a lot, right?
00:56:12It brings up a lot of feelings.
00:56:13If I'm being honest, I'm still navigating it all.
00:56:16You know, it's been three, you know, nearly four months.
00:56:23And so it's, you know, it's still pretty fresh.
00:56:27The songs go on, the music still, you know, goes on.
00:56:31Yeah.
00:56:32Get to hear them all the time.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:35But for your kids as well.
00:56:37Kind of cool saying your grandpas are...
00:56:38It is.
00:56:39You know, you're Ozzy Osbourne's grandkids.
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:42The funny thing is, he got sick when my oldest daughter was, like, seven.
00:56:47So my younger ones don't...
00:56:49And she went to a few of his shows, but they don't really have much memory of it.
00:56:52And so they don't really get it.
00:56:55And so at the show, they were kind of like, wait, what?
00:56:59It was very funny.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03For me, my mum, for Jackie's dad, they're not there anymore.
00:57:10You know, he can't pick the phone up when he gets out and say,
00:57:13Dad, I've just done the jungle.
00:57:14I can't say that to my mum, you know?
00:57:16You know?
00:57:17And that's hard.
00:57:19You know?
00:57:20It's hard.
00:57:21It's hard.
00:57:29Welcome back, Thomas.
00:57:30Let me get me out of here live from Australia.
00:57:33We're on our way to announce who's taking on the next Bush Tucker trial
00:57:36after a whopping two million votes.
00:57:39What?
00:57:40Good, eh?
00:57:41Before that, back to last night's dinner,
00:57:42and while they were waiting for the food,
00:57:44the camp played a game of concentration.
00:57:47And we all know the key to that game
00:57:49is concentrating at all times, isn't it?
00:57:52What?
00:57:53The game.
00:57:54The game?
00:57:55Man City at home, I think.
00:57:59Names of...
00:58:00School subjects.
00:58:01Oh, my God.
00:58:03Maths.
00:58:05Music.
00:58:07Drama.
00:58:09English.
00:58:10Biology.
00:58:13Physics.
00:58:14Yeah, you know what?
00:58:15That physics was dodgy, bro.
00:58:17It's meant to be on B,
00:58:19and you have to do it in the thing.
00:58:20You can't then go twice.
00:58:24Physics.
00:58:26Physics.
00:58:30Food.
00:58:31Food.
00:58:32Cheeseburgers.
00:58:33Cheeseburgers.
00:58:34Please, God, give us a cheeseburger.
00:58:35That's food.
00:58:36That's ten stars right there, boy.
00:58:37Yeah, there we go.
00:58:38Was it worth it?
00:58:39Woo!
00:58:40Jack, you need to wake up.
00:58:43I'm coming, I'm just putting my shoes on.
00:58:45Okay.
00:58:46As a result of ginger and ruby winning ten stars in today's trial, the diver.
00:58:50Woo-woo!
00:58:52Take a bow.
00:58:53Take a bow.
00:58:54You have kangaroo tail, russets, and a pimentos.
00:59:00I thought the ingredients tonight were so good.
00:59:03I've never eaten kangaroo at all.
00:59:05What in the...
00:59:06Oh, my.
00:59:07What is that?
00:59:09It looks like a...
00:59:10It looks like a trotter.
00:59:12That is horrible.
00:59:14There's meat.
00:59:15We have a lot of meat.
00:59:16Yeah, but there's also bone.
00:59:17Crispy-shedded kangaroo tail.
00:59:19Right, so who's doing what?
00:59:21I think the cooking dynamic is kind of a free-for-all.
00:59:24Like, everyone kind of tries to do bits and bobs, and it's absolute chaos.
00:59:29I'll just sit here.
00:59:30Oh, this is, like, deadly, though, to peel potatoes with this.
00:59:33Jack.
00:59:34Yeah?
00:59:35What knife should she use for the potato?
00:59:37Anything that you're not going to cut your hand off with.
00:59:39Well...
00:59:40But wait, you're taking off two bigger chunks.
00:59:41Hold on.
00:59:42You're taking off two bigger chunks.
00:59:43You need to skin it properly, like...
00:59:45I can't.
00:59:46I haven't got a knife, Jack.
00:59:47What am I supposed to do?
00:59:48It's not that.
00:59:49Don't even use this.
00:59:50But there isn't a little knife.
00:59:52I know.
00:59:53I'm just...
00:59:54It's easier for me to butcher this with the little knife.
00:59:56It's only because the potatoes take the longest.
00:59:58That's true.
00:59:59So I was going to get them on first.
01:00:00I think with Kelly, it wasn't about the knife.
01:00:02It was my concern was health and safety, first of all.
01:00:05You know, she was insisting on a smaller knife.
01:00:07I said, no, no, you can use it.
01:00:09Listen, we've got to make work whatever's there.
01:00:11Everyone grabs all the balls and knives, and I can't do anything.
01:00:16Come, come, come, come.
01:00:17Yeah, I can...
01:00:19Look, I'll just...
01:00:20I think you only need two people cooking.
01:00:22No, come, let's...
01:00:23Come and finish this one, please, Kels.
01:00:26I can feel it tonight.
01:00:28I think people are getting hungry, and it may be, you know,
01:00:32making people a little bit itchy and scratchy, possibly.
01:00:35I think, I mean, yeah, we can...
01:00:38I think we're about there.
01:00:40It looks all right.
01:00:41Nice.
01:00:42Sweet, isn't it?
01:00:43It's actually not bad.
01:00:45The tail, it's actually all right.
01:00:47I love this meat, bruv.
01:00:50I still wouldn't have eaten that scrotum for this.
01:00:52No.
01:00:53You know what?
01:00:54I'll just use the dirty one.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:56We didn't do it first.
01:00:57No.
01:00:58Everyone else is upper.
01:00:59Yeah.
01:01:00I'm sorry, but I ate a scrotum today,
01:01:02and I think I deserve more than what we had.
01:01:05The kangaroo was inedible.
01:01:07But I didn't want to tell Jack, because Jack's, you know...
01:01:10Without him, we don't eat at all.
01:01:13That kangaroo meat was shit.
01:01:17I don't feel like we've figured out the cooking situation yet.
01:01:21I really don't.
01:01:22Because I do think there's better ways to do stuff,
01:01:25like more tastier ways.
01:01:26I think Eddie feels the same.
01:01:27And there's a few people that I think are now looking at
01:01:29and wanting to have a go.
01:01:31There's a lot of us doing stuff, but we're not shouting about it.
01:01:35Yeah, but this is what I'm trying to say, though.
01:01:37It's not about all that.
01:01:38Just get it done.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:40Well, I tried to get on with it, but I got told off.
01:01:42No, it wasn't.
01:01:44Don't look at her.
01:01:45I don't think I'm selling you off.
01:01:46So, don't take it personal.
01:01:52Those dishes got a very quick wash, didn't they?
01:01:55Hey, a dip's a dip.
01:01:56A dip's a dip.
01:01:57Let's go in and tell them who's doing the trial.
01:01:59They're very loud.
01:02:00Loud, aren't they?
01:02:01Very loud.
01:02:02Oh, my God!
01:02:03It does not matter, does it?
01:02:05Oh, my God!
01:02:06Oh, my God!
01:02:07Oh, my God!
01:02:08Oh, my God!
01:02:09Oh, my God!
01:02:10Settle down!
01:02:11Settle down!
01:02:12Morning!
01:02:13Morning, morning, morning, morning.
01:02:14Are you having fun in here or what?
01:02:16Yeah, you are.
01:02:17We put an end to that.
01:02:19Because the public have been voting for the trial,
01:02:22this one's called the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
01:02:25Oh, my God!
01:02:26In no particular order,
01:02:28Lisa, the public have decided it's not you.
01:02:35Ruby, well done yesterday.
01:02:41The public have decided it's not you.
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:48Oh!
01:02:49Shauna.
01:02:50Hello.
01:02:51It's not you.
01:02:52Jack.
01:02:53It's not you.
01:02:54It's not you.
01:02:55Jack.
01:02:57It's not you.
01:02:58Eddie.
01:02:59Hi, Dick.
01:03:00It might be you.
01:03:01Oh!
01:03:02Oh!
01:03:03Martin.
01:03:04It's not you.
01:03:05Ooh.
01:03:06Alex.
01:03:07It's not you.
01:03:08It's not you.
01:03:09Oh!
01:03:10Oh!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:13Oh!
01:03:14Martin.
01:03:18It's not you.
01:03:19Ooh.
01:03:20Alex.
01:03:21It's not you.
01:03:24Kelly.
01:03:29It's not you.
01:03:30Change.
01:03:32It's not you.
01:03:35Not you.
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37So that means...
01:03:38H.
01:03:39It might be you.
01:03:40So it's between Eddie and H.
01:03:42The public have decided the person they want to see face the jungle doomsday vault is...
01:03:50H!
01:03:51H.
01:03:52We'll see you in the trials area later.
01:03:54Have a good morning, everyone.
01:03:55See you tomorrow.
01:03:56See you later.
01:03:57Oh!
01:03:58Yeah!
01:03:59I'm very interested!
01:04:00Come on!
01:04:05Come on...
01:04:06Come on!
01:04:07You've got it, son.
01:04:08You've got it.
01:04:09I was praying they said both of us then, though.
01:04:10I was.
01:04:11I was looking at that.
01:04:12It's both for you.
01:04:13Oh, man.
01:04:14Shit in myself.
01:04:15See you later.
01:04:16You've got this.
01:04:17You've got this.
01:04:18They're having a lovely time.
01:04:20Aren't they?
01:04:21Plenty more from camp over on ITV2 right now
01:04:23where Joel and Kemi have got another help
01:04:25and another Amos Lempity unpacked.
01:04:26We'll be heading over to join them very shortly,
01:04:29but that is it from us here.
01:04:30We'll be back tomorrow night at nine
01:04:32to see how H gets on in the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
01:04:35Thanks for watching. Good night.
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