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00:00.
00:05Previously on Below Dick Mid.
00:07Are you excited for the new shoot?
00:08Nice to meet you.
00:09I'm Kathy, nice to meet you.
00:10I'm a hugger.
00:11See, my mom feels like a little young Mary Pot.
00:14She's gorgeous.
00:15Hi.
00:16Hi.
00:17I am Aussie, organized, a clean freak.
00:20It's extra or nothing at all.
00:22Do flats and stainless.
00:24Nathan finally has a full deck team.
00:26He's worked with Joe before.
00:27Nathan's test as a bosun starts now.
00:34Joe has enlisted his personal matchmaker, Amy.
00:37She has six eligible women to join him on this trip
00:41with the hopes of finding love.
00:44Really hard first date to top.
00:46Good to know.
00:47Good to know.
00:48All right.
00:49Brazil, we have everything.
00:50Like, if you want to go to the beach, we have a beach.
00:52I think I have some hot pink shirts in my golf gear.
00:54Yes.
00:55Like, he's not even hot.
00:56Like, what the ?
00:57Brooke and Leah, I'm not going to pursue anything with.
00:59Bye.
01:00Bye-bye.
01:01If you want to kiss me, it's not going to be in the back of my bed.
01:04His attention seemed more just, like, a regular little, like, boat fling.
01:11That's what I like.
01:12Oh, yeah.
01:13I've got no problem with you shagging the town.
01:15As long as everyone that you do that with is aware that that's what you're doing.
01:19It's just a constant loop of torture.
01:22Well, who's the common denominator?
01:24No.
01:25You've got fun here so far?
01:35So far, yeah.
01:36Yeah, it's been great.
01:37I'm having a blast.
01:38I took some good photos.
01:40Boy, how nice is it.
01:41We've only got six now.
01:42Yeah, it'd be amazing if every trip we could get rid of the guests as the chart goes on.
01:46That's so funny.
01:48Deck team, go change into your night uniform.
01:50I'm going to leave here at 8.30.
01:52Go out to sea.
01:53Look at that.
01:54It's so clean.
01:55You can eat out this thing.
01:56Look at that.
01:57You're cool, eh?
01:58Shiny.
01:59Goose, goose.
02:00We need to get the pie sitting down.
02:01Copy.
02:02Regroup a little bit.
02:03Do you have coasters?
02:04Yeah.
02:05Isn't it shiny?
02:06It's just, like, the most amazing thing to take in.
02:08Hello, ladies.
02:09Hello.
02:10Good to see you guys out here.
02:11We were just saying how nice it is.
02:13Yeah, this is great.
02:14This charter, we've got a bachelor, a matchmaker, and a handful of bachelorettes.
02:19McAllen would be great.
02:20McAllen?
02:21How would you like?
02:22I will do my watermelon vodka and soda.
02:23Ooh, wow.
02:24Look at you.
02:25I love romance, so getting to watch people finding love before my eyes.
02:30How could I be anything but happy?
02:32Wow, this is amazing.
02:33I can add an ice cube or two or three.
02:37No, this is the right number.
02:38I'm just watching this charter like it's a show.
02:40I've got my popcorn and it's a blast.
02:43Well, cheers to a lovely day.
02:46Cheers.
02:47This was a great day.
02:48This was fun.
02:49Hello, brother.
02:50Hey, this time has affected me, you know.
02:52Well, it has.
02:53It's impossible for someone to like me that for four days.
02:56It's impossible.
02:57It's impossible.
02:58And I didn't even get big, massive gay.
02:59No, you haven't.
03:00I haven't even kissed her.
03:01But do you like her, bro?
03:02She's cool.
03:03Well, again, I'm not here for hating anyone.
03:05And I think she'll get hurt because she's got a situation.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Because he's just, it's something that I'm used to that's playful and off for doing anything.
03:14And then Victoria, she's giving me a lot of emotion.
03:17And I love that about her.
03:18But I just generally don't want to hurt this girl.
03:20Especially for what Victoria's been through in the past.
03:22These fella died last year.
03:24It's so sad.
03:25I'm just in my head.
03:27That was everything.
03:28Just need to communicate at all my stuff.
03:30Yeah, you bitch.
03:31See?
03:32I've never seen you like this before, you know.
03:34Nathan, Nathan, Sandy, we can leave.
03:37Yeah, copy.
03:38See you out there, boy.
03:39This is looking great, by the way.
03:41I think it's going to be quite cute.
03:46Nathan, Nathan, you could let go of the stern.
03:48Copy, let him go.
03:50He could drop the poor ground line.
03:51Copy.
03:52Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
03:54Is this time to see you?
03:55Yeah.
03:56All lines on board.
03:58Thank God we're leaving.
03:59I would love a different view.
04:01Three metres, port side, two ground lines.
04:04The outward side is now clear of ground lines.
04:08Clear the swing.
04:09Thank you, Nathan.
04:10I'm all set.
04:11You guys can bring the fenders in.
04:12Copy.
04:13Thank you, Cap.
04:14Good job.
04:15Yee-hee.
04:16At the beginning of the season, I felt like I couldn't even be a bosun
04:19because I was working as a deckhand, picking up the slack for my crew.
04:23Keep an eye on the guests.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Tell them how to use the c-bob as well.
04:26No worries.
04:27Have you done it before?
04:28No.
04:29You'll get it.
04:30Holy Jesus.
04:31He's falling away.
04:32Did you give him an induction on it?
04:33No, I did not.
04:34Okay.
04:35I did ask him to do it, yeah.
04:36But now that I trust in my team, I can relax my manes a little.
04:41And I'll enjoy this as long as it lasts.
04:43You're doing fantastic.
04:44You're so cute.
04:49Wow, look at that.
04:55The sun looks like the planet Mars.
04:58What a lovely day.
04:59Are you having so much fun?
05:00Yes, it was a fun day.
05:01No, it's good.
05:02It's good.
05:03But there's only room for two more people tomorrow.
05:06I'm really excited.
05:07I feel a really good vibe with him.
05:09And to be honest with you, there's very different personalities, and they're all great.
05:12What do I think of when I see him is this, like, low net worth alert.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Mm-hmm.
05:17And we'll probably start fairly sooner.
05:19All good, Aisha.
05:20We're almost there.
05:21You guys are smashing it.
05:23I want my food to be the star of the show.
05:25But I'm happy for this child for it to take it back to sea.
05:28Because what's more delicious than taking a bite out of love?
05:33As a hopeless romantic myself, I'm going to aid in creating a romantic atmosphere with a menu.
05:38I've got to brush up on my aphrodisiacs.
05:40Ready to go straight away on those starter.
05:42Okay.
05:43Who here has done 23 in me?
05:46Yeah?
05:47Is that one of your never have ever questions?
05:48Um, well, now that you've brought that up, I kind of like to have a little pre-written
05:55questions.
05:56Never have I ever gotten a lap dance.
06:01Oh, my God.
06:02Are you going to be right behind us?
06:03Yep, I'll be right behind.
06:04Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club.
06:07What's Mile High Club?
06:09Joseph, would you like to...
06:10Yeah, I mean, it's where you have some crazy sex on an airplane at 35 times.
06:13Yeah, that's disgusting.
06:14That's hot.
06:15Ah, exactly.
06:16Depends on which airplane, right?
06:17Okay, so for a starter, we've got gazpacho with pesto, flowers, basil, and some marinated
06:22heirloom tomatoes.
06:23Interesting.
06:24It's good.
06:25Phenomenal.
06:26I wonder if on the last night, he'll be like, would you like to come to my bed?
06:29Stop it.
06:30We have to, you know what, just in case.
06:31Lay out some condoms.
06:32I was going to say rose petals.
06:34And condoms.
06:35Safety first.
06:36Never have I stood a date up.
06:38Oh.
06:39Oh, definitely.
06:40Definitely.
06:41I mean...
06:42But I'm a big, thank you, believer in karma.
06:45Sorry to butt in.
06:46It's okay, Tim.
06:47Okay, so for Maine, we have a lobster and a chicken dish.
06:53Never have I ever turned my underwear inside out so I don't have to wash it.
06:58Kissed a friend's ex.
07:00Donkey show in Mexico.
07:01Gone to jail.
07:02I feel like I've done almost everything so far.
07:05Don't hate the player, hate the game.
07:07Yeah.
07:08You are so fascinating.
07:09Yogurt parfait with a white chocolate basil ganache.
07:12Enjoy, guys.
07:13Gorgeous.
07:14Beautiful.
07:16This is really good.
07:17So good.
07:18That's all the cabin's done.
07:19Thank you so much for smashing another day.
07:22I need hugs before I go.
07:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:26Oh, Jesus.
07:27It's okay.
07:28She's the golden girl now.
07:29That's fine.
07:30She can have that.
07:31It's what it is.
07:32Um...
07:33I don't know.
07:34Go and sleep in your own selfless.
07:35Oh, I can't wait.
07:36Breathe in.
07:37And as a result, you're going to go, like, deeper instead of relaxation.
07:39Three, two, one.
07:40Jeez, what are you doing?
07:41Bro, I felt like...
07:42Honestly, it's like a warm ball of energy.
07:43Anyone want to drop the anchor?
07:44Yeah, I'm down.
07:45Can we walk the anchor to the water link up?
07:46Yes, go ahead.
07:47You know, things are getting a little sloppy right now.
07:49Ever since Joe got on board, I feel like they're more interested in having fun than doing
07:54the job.
07:55Okay, so put it in here.
07:56So put it in here.
07:57What?
07:58I'm not doing it.
07:59I'm not doing it.
08:00All right, you got it.
08:01I'm not doing it.
08:02I'm not doing it.
08:03You know, I'm not doing it.
08:04You're just, I'm not doing it.
08:05You're just doing it.
08:06I'm not doing it.
08:07I'm doing it.
08:08I'm doing it.
08:09I'm doing it.
08:10I'm doing it.
08:11Okay, so put it in.
08:12It actually was so weird.
08:13Nathan, you got to try that, you know.
08:15I love doing that.
08:16Now is where I really want to see Nathan elevating as a leader, not going back.
08:22Water lay.
08:22Yeah, what's all right?
08:23Two shackles in the water.
08:26I would like to talk to you for a second.
08:28Oh, goodness.
08:30Yeah, all good. Long stay.
08:31We're all set. Thank you very much.
08:33I take care.
08:35We have the opportunity for two special dates tomorrow.
08:41Right.
08:41So let's focus on who you are most interested in for you.
08:46That's fair.
08:47Let's take Alicia, for example.
08:49Yeah, we seem to have a lot of similar interests and traits.
08:52Yeah, Marilee.
08:54She's funny.
08:55Honestly, just genuinely nice.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Ashley was lovely and had, I think, a genuine interest of getting to know me.
09:02Tell me about Anna.
09:05I'm watching my hair tonight because we don't know if we're staying tomorrow.
09:07She has been just her own unique and independent self and is great.
09:15Yeah.
09:16There are three people I'd like to get to know more.
09:18So it has to be two.
09:19But I need to make that decision right this second.
09:21I'd like you to, yeah.
09:22Okay.
09:23Thank you so much.
09:25Oh, you're so sweet.
09:26They're both amazing women.
09:27Yeah, fair enough.
09:28See you tomorrow.
09:29Good evening.
09:30Let me pee quick.
09:33Good night.
09:33Sleep well.
09:34Good night.
09:35Bye, sweetie.
09:36Mm-hmm.
09:37Right, bro.
09:38Right, brother.
09:40Oof.
09:44Okay.
09:46Can you grab those for a cheap drink?
09:47Sure.
09:49All right, take a look.
09:50I just want to have a ton of content.
09:51So even if we get kicked off, we still have...
09:53Oh, shit.
09:53Oh, shit.
09:54Oh, shit.
09:55Oh, shit.
09:55Oh, shit.
09:56Oh, shit.
09:56Oh, shit.
09:57Oh, shit.
09:58Hello.
09:59Um, your presence has been requested by...
10:01Did you hear?
10:02If you're available.
10:03If not, I can tell her.
10:04Yes.
10:05I'm down for the yacht.
10:06I'm not down for him.
10:08I have no interest.
10:09He's sweet.
10:13Hey, there.
10:14How are you?
10:15I'm good.
10:16How are you?
10:17Nice to see you.
10:19What's happening?
10:20Just chilling.
10:21Yeah?
10:21You okay?
10:22Yeah.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:23They're talking downstairs.
10:26I don't want a picture with Barcelona.
10:27I want to get to know you.
10:29Well, thank you.
10:29You have genuine questions and interests,
10:31and I appreciate that authenticity.
10:33That's important.
10:34You give a great vibe,
10:36and, like, kindness doesn't come around often.
10:40I like you.
10:42I agree.
10:42I feel the same way.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Yeah.
10:44So, I'm...
10:45I'm glad you came and found me.
10:46This is so weird.
10:46Come here.
10:47This is so weird.
10:48It's good.
10:48Let me give you a kiss.
10:49Let me give you a kiss.
10:52Oh, good.
10:53Oh, they're kissing right now.
11:00All right, picture time.
11:06Okay.
11:06I gotta go.
11:07I need to tell my daughter.
11:08Good night.
11:08Good night.
11:10I'm gonna steal him.
11:11Coming up.
11:18Oh, no, it's coming.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:24It gave Max a boner.
11:27Can you stay on the swim platform?
11:28Okay.
11:29All right, cheers.
11:30Where is everybody?
11:31No one is on deck.
11:32We need deck crew on deck.
11:34Someone needs to be on the swim platform.
11:41Good morning.
11:49Okay.
11:50I've done a log.
11:50You can go straight to bed.
11:52All right, thanks.
11:53Ciao.
11:53Good to see you.
11:54Good morning.
11:54Good morning.
11:55Good to see you.
11:56Good night, Tress.
11:57I did.
11:58It's done the jet ski.
11:59You're doing a tender now.
12:00Are they gonna use the toys at all?
12:02I don't know.
12:03Don't worry about the slide.
12:04Next turn.
12:04Okay, cool.
12:05Hello.
12:06Hello.
12:08Oh, this is gossiping last night.
12:09Primary went to bed, and then, like, two minutes later,
12:13Alicia, she was like, can you go wake up Joe for me?
12:15She's trying to get him.
12:16I really don't know who's, like, in the lead.
12:18I've got no clue.
12:20Honestly, neither.
12:21Joe.
12:22Good morning.
12:23Do you want to go eat something?
12:24Oh, yeah.
12:26I'll stay down here while you're eating, bro.
12:28Well, I think they're getting breakfast ready.
12:29Yum.
12:30So let's meander down there, and I'll meet you there in a second.
12:32Sounds good.
12:33Which one of these are you not gonna give to the guys?
12:35This one.
12:37Wow.
12:38Yeah.
12:39I tried to wait for you, but I started.
12:45Not at all.
12:48Where is he?
12:52Oil and grass.
12:54Amazing.
12:58I'm going down here.
12:59You stay on the swim platform for 15 minutes until I eat.
13:02Okay.
13:02Just so you know, I wasn't down all that time I was.
13:05No worries, man.
13:06In the cabin and help me with the galley.
13:07No worries, bro.
13:09All right, cheers, love.
13:11What do you normally eat for breakfast on your own?
13:13I normally make eggs.
13:18It's pretty quiet, Tanya.
13:19Yeah.
13:20I might as well do it.
13:20I'll check.
13:23Good morning.
13:24Good morning, beautiful sunshine.
13:25How are you?
13:26Good morning.
13:27What a nice day.
13:28You guys have found a real slice of heaven here.
13:31Hello, ladies.
13:32What's going on?
13:33What's going on?
13:33What's going on?
13:34Where is everybody sleeping?
13:36No one is on deck.
13:38Nathan, Nathan, can you come to the aft deck?
13:43Nathan, Nathan, to the aft deck, please.
13:48Nathan?
13:49Yeah?
13:49To the aft deck, please, bro.
13:50What's wrong?
13:51Okay.
13:51I don't know.
13:52No miracle.
13:53You are?
13:53Hi, Captain.
13:55I'm just finishing up it, and I'll be there in two seconds.
14:01We need a deck crew on deck.
14:04Huh?
14:04I don't want to see all three of you in the crew mess
14:07on a charter day together ever again.
14:10I've just given up to you.
14:11Not on a charter.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Someone needs to be on the swim platform.
14:15That upsets me.
14:16When you're on charter, stay alert.
14:19Don't relax.
14:20Make sure the guests are safe.
14:21Nathan knows better.
14:22It's not okay.
14:23I know it's not.
14:24You're actually the leader.
14:26You should be setting an example.
14:28Like, there's no one back there.
14:29That really upsets me.
14:31Can I borrow Joe for a second just to have a conversation with him here?
14:36Yes, of course.
14:36Certainly.
14:37Thank you so much.
14:38You're good.
14:38We need people on this swim platform at all times.
14:41No, I know.
14:42I'm fuming, hi.
14:43Hi.
14:44I'm fuming about that.
14:46I wasn't, like, chatting with anyone.
14:48I know, but you know yourself.
14:49You stay on this swim platform.
14:50Nathan, when he gets angry, he gets angry.
14:53But I know it's not personal.
14:54And he just wants the job done correctly.
14:57You need to work a little, sorry.
14:58I'm slacking a little bit because I'll sleaze me best mates a little bit as well.
15:01You know, so, but we've got this under control.
15:04We're just ironing out the creases.
15:05All right, no, sorry.
15:09If you could pop into cabins, that would be awesome.
15:11Okay.
15:12So, Joseph, the two people that are not going to continue on, I would like it to come from
15:18you.
15:19Yeah, I agree.
15:19Just to let you know that we have been told off by Captain Sunday this morning.
15:23So we don't want to be too much in the crew mess.
15:25Max, Nathan, can you go to the swim platform, please?
15:28Copy that.
15:28Are we washing the towels?
15:30Might as well.
15:31It just makes our life easier.
15:33Yeah.
15:33We'll be able to knock off at a normal time tomorrow and get ready.
15:36I hate this part.
15:3822, 23.
15:41Joe, I'm going to let you speak for yourself.
15:45Well, I wanted to both let you know and be upfront that I've selected to have dates with
15:50two other ladies on the boat.
15:53Alicia and Ashley.
15:55I've enjoyed time together, but I'm not going to pursue anything.
15:59Oh, I completely understand.
16:01It's not personal.
16:02It's just like...
16:03It's just life.
16:04Yeah.
16:04Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge.
16:06Oh, my, my.
16:07Good luck.
16:08I had a great time.
16:09Absolutely.
16:10Thank you for spending time with me.
16:11Of course.
16:13Someone's been naughty.
16:15That's 100% foundation.
16:19Have a seat.
16:20All right, so I walk in a crew vest, and you're all sitting there while we have guests
16:26on board.
16:27And then, since Joe's been on board, it's becoming more of the brotherly love vest.
16:32Right.
16:33How's your mom?
16:34I asked about you too much.
16:35She is a sweetheart.
16:38Give me a break.
16:42Oh, shit.
16:45She's going to go, like, deeper instead of relaxation.
16:48That is so cool, bro.
16:49I love your friendship.
16:51Yeah.
16:51But that is a fine line.
16:54It's a charter four.
16:55Rally them.
16:56Stay focused.
16:57Let them see your professionalism.
16:59Yeah.
17:00I want you to make sure they're doing their job.
17:01100%.
17:02Yeah.
17:03Captain's right.
17:03I am in the leadership role, so I can't really be as friendly as I would like to be with
17:08the deck team.
17:09So by 11.30, we're going to head back to the dock due to weather.
17:13I want to beat the wind.
17:14The thought of Captain Sandy feeling let down, I f***ing hate that because she's given
17:19me a chance.
17:20All right.
17:20Thanks, Captain.
17:21I appreciate it.
17:21She's not afraid to make changes, so I need to get control of this team ASAP.
17:28Oh, my f***ing God.
17:30A shot.
17:32And we'll be leading today.
17:33Who else is going?
17:35Um, now we're leading.
17:37Okay.
17:39All right, go ahead.
17:40Head out.
17:40Their team's not doing great today, so I need to be on my s***.
17:43What's your plan for the day?
17:44Do whatever they tell me to do.
17:46Is this suitcase all ready to go?
17:48Yeah, you can take this.
17:51At least they travel light.
17:53There's a girl.
17:54Are you a girl?
17:55Yeah.
17:55Okay.
17:56I think I was, like, too much for that guy, anyway.
17:58Two girls and three girls to play this one.
18:01Really?
18:02And in Maryland.
18:03That's it.
18:03I'm just alive.
18:05We're literally down to four guests tonight.
18:07Four guests.
18:11Oh, my gosh, this is beautiful.
18:13Thank you so much.
18:14Oh, I feel glad to have you here.
18:15This is so great.
18:16This has been great.
18:16Can I tell you something?
18:18There was foundation on his pillowcase.
18:20Oh, naughty.
18:23I bet my whole salary that he was going to pick her.
18:26Alicia?
18:27Yeah.
18:27She has seen her prey.
18:29She's gone in.
18:30And she is going for it.
18:31She's asserted her dominance.
18:32She's pissed on him.
18:33I was going to say splayed like a skunk, but...
18:37Oh.
18:39Ah.
18:40F***.
18:46That was so bad.
18:50I have a wild middle name.
18:51You would never guess it.
18:53It's Smokeler.
18:54That's badass.
18:55Can you put away the pump and the extension part as well, please?
19:00Tag team, plan of action is at an 11.30.
19:03We took everything away.
19:04We're on the way to port.
19:06Because of the weather.
19:06That's in common.
19:07Yeah, copy.
19:08Copy.
19:09Done.
19:10All done.
19:11Done.
19:11You're amazing.
19:13Do you mind just turning machines?
19:15Yeah, yeah.
19:15She's so experienced.
19:16I'm real into her.
19:18Um, yes.
19:20As the chart is going on, I'm starting to realise that Cathy's just too good to have one strife on her shoulder.
19:27Like, she's taking initiative to go above and beyond.
19:30But I don't want my girls at odds.
19:32And I don't want to demote Kizzy, because she's been great.
19:35So I don't really know what to do about this right now.
19:38Facts, facts.
19:38Can you stay on the swim platform?
19:40Copy.
19:41I need to ask you something.
19:42What?
19:42Joe took way too long to get a quick bite to eat this morning, right?
19:46Right.
19:46Captain came down.
19:47And there's no one on the swim platform.
19:48Oh.
19:49So I get bothered.
19:51How am I going to handle that situation?
19:52I honestly think that you do need to be a bit more strict.
19:56I know, but I don't want to be a dick to them either.
19:57But it's not being a dick.
19:58It's you or their boss.
19:59Because as HODs, their mistakes, unfortunately, are our mistakes.
20:04I know.
20:04I know, it's hard, because Joe is such a close friend of yours.
20:07F***ing call came over, just not being on the swim platform.
20:10I know.
20:11Nathan, Nathan for Max.
20:12Go ahead, Max.
20:14I'm on the beach platformer, just to let you know.
20:16Yeah, stay there.
20:18You just say it.
20:19Firm, firm, but fair.
20:20Can you stay on the swim platform, bro?
20:22Stay on the...
20:22I just want to go to the toilet.
20:23Just let me...
20:24I'll wait there and I'll swap out with you.
20:26Okay.
20:26Because we need one person on the swim platform at all times.
20:29I know.
20:30Okay, cool.
20:31Go back.
20:33I mean, Max.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:36If he knows there has to be one person on the swim platform, why would he leave?
20:39Because even going to the...
20:40This is the thing that f***ing winds me up.
20:42It's common sense.
20:43I'm going to have to get to that stage now where I'm going to just f***ing be a dick.
20:46I'm just f***ing pissed off.
20:48F***ing after his quizits.
20:52Coming up.
20:52I really want to get to know both of you as the future progresses, that I would like to do that.
20:57You want to date us both and figure it out?
21:00I don't like that.
21:02Um...
21:02Doesn't feel good.
21:03It's not like a buffet.
21:11Right.
21:12So, basically, when I mean someone has to stay on the swim platform at all times,
21:17I mean that if you have to leave it for a piss or you have to go up to Monday to grab something,
21:21radio it all the time.
21:22I was hearing you.
21:24Is that why I knew you was there?
21:25Yeah, but until I come here, we can't leave.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:29Oh, can you smell my vag?
21:32It's really wafting.
21:34Do you just say, can you smell my vag?
21:36It's really wafting.
21:37I definitely don't have a smelly vag.
21:39I don't want to go to take that.
21:40Do you want to go to a toilet?
21:41Yeah, yeah, f***ing even forgot.
21:42I don't even...
21:43I'm going to squeeze it, you know?
21:46I don't even...
21:47She's ironclad.
21:49She's been through the wars, this one.
21:52Deckro, Deckro.
21:53You can start bringing all the toys in.
21:55Yeah, copy, Captain.
21:58It's so interesting because the clients look out and they go, but the weather looks fine.
22:03But it's coming.
22:04The problem is getting stuck out there and it starts rocking and rolling.
22:08We lose our stabilizers.
22:09We lose an engine.
22:10It's dangerous.
22:11It's not worth it.
22:12Nathan, the swim platform is now clear.
22:15Copy.
22:16You can start hauling the anchor.
22:17Okay, let's go.
22:21To the side.
22:23I was like, why is this so hard?
22:26Anchor is off.
22:28Thank you very much.
22:31Deckro, Deckro.
22:32Call me.
22:33Launch.
22:33Being underway makes me so happy.
22:36I love cruising.
22:37I wish we could have gone swimming.
22:39Cathy, you're cute without makeup.
22:41Did you not think I was cute before?
22:42This is honest.
22:44Apart from my fake nose, fake boobs and fake hair.
22:47You are made in China.
22:51So what's for dinner then?
22:53Pasta.
22:54And then the main is in me beef.
22:55Yeah.
22:56And cranberry leaf.
22:57Yes, I get to eat one of those again.
22:59Yes.
23:00See you, girl.
23:01See you.
23:02Sorry for the made in China.
23:03It wasn't.
23:04I'm a relationship girl.
23:06I don't think I've ever been single for more than three months.
23:09I can't help it.
23:10They just fall in love with me and I can't say no.
23:13What does that mean?
23:15I don't know.
23:17I'm obviously just so great.
23:19Hopefully it's a person and it's just not in bed.
23:22Ciao.
23:23Ciao.
23:24I love having someone to talk to and share things with and travel with.
23:28But I'm trying to learn how to say no to people that I don't see a future with.
23:33So for now, we're about fun.
23:40For more time is dinner, 8.30.
23:43Probably 8.30.
23:45Are we almost there?
23:47Yeah, nearly.
23:48That crew, that crew needs to be prepared for the talking.
23:51And tonight's romance.
23:53Yeah.
23:53Everything's hearts and roses.
23:55Exactly.
23:55We'll get on the platform.
24:06I'm sorry.
24:08Am I blushing?
24:10It doesn't look like it.
24:16Switching to port wing, port wing.
24:1820, 30 minutes from the dog, and 5 meters is by here, please.
24:23Jesus Christ, he's backing in here.
24:25He actually really threw that thing in.
24:26It's such an art to this.
24:28Well, I've done this.
24:2910 meters from the dog.
24:31The one time I did those boat clubs and they gave me a boat and I had a big current and I
24:34was like, let me just gun it.
24:35And that just kind of swung the end in.
24:38Yeah, that's perfect.
24:38Then, Cap, if we can come back on that.
24:40And everybody was watching, having a drink, like, who's this idiot?
24:44Okay, Cap, if you can hold it there.
24:46You want it?
24:47Bringing the line under the bow.
24:49She does a nice parking job.
24:51Drop the tie off here, mate.
24:52Yeah, tie off, tight.
24:54Okay.
24:56Okay, heading to the bow.
24:57All right, come on.
24:58That's all lane secure in this thing.
25:00Smoothest docking to date.
25:02Well done.
25:04Thank you, Captain.
25:05At least we know how to dock a boat.
25:08Deck crew, deck crew, let's get changed.
25:10I'm going to go shower.
25:11Yeah.
25:11I'm going to get a few things done.
25:12Sounds good.
25:15Hey, that was quite an interesting day, that, bro.
25:21We can do better, bro.
25:23Yeah, of course.
25:24Oh, I don't think he likes me.
25:26I think he likes you.
25:27I don't know.
25:29Give me a piece of your pheromones.
25:30Woo!
25:32Now that Kizzy is single, I'll indulge in this current tide,
25:37fully alive, eyes dilated through no fault of mine,
25:40high of sexy fumes of lavender-scented pheromones.
25:44If love was the drug, wait until you taste me.
25:47Wait until you taste me.
25:49Now we just need five more minutes.
25:51Five more soothing, blissful, f***ing minutes
25:54before the alarm smashes down the stifles of silence.
25:59Don't go there.
26:00Ah, f***ing hell.
26:01It's a whiff.
26:02Okay, let's do this.
26:09What's the plan now then, big dog?
26:10Let's go.
26:11I'll trash and I'll bring you up.
26:12Joe, bridge, deck.
26:13Please do the staircase.
26:14Max, main deck.
26:16Copy.
26:17I guess you follow the same thing.
26:19No way.
26:20Nice.
26:21But you've kissed him already, right?
26:24Mm-hmm.
26:24I haven't kissed him yet.
26:25So I'm going to get competitive.
26:27Well, guys, I'm going to get something sweet.
26:28Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
26:29Starving.
26:30Go over here.
26:31I go.
26:31Okay.
26:32Did you touch?
26:33Yeah, clean that up.
26:34You touched everything.
26:35You're like, ah, ah, ah.
26:38Where's the bloody ice bucket?
26:41I'm starving, bro.
26:42Thank you so much.
26:44Okay.
26:45Just give it a quick wipe.
26:46It's a chamois.
26:47Okay.
26:47Where's Max and Jilla?
26:49Not sure.
26:49Maybe in the crew mess.
26:51We shouldn't be in the crew mess together, should we?
26:54Yeah, we have to be on the swimming platform.
26:55Let's go.
26:56It's still got a lot better.
27:06Shall we kiss him and speak back out?
27:09They're romantic.
27:12Max, Joe.
27:13Where are you at?
27:14I'm on standby in the crew mess.
27:16Joe, if you can keep doing poor said romantic and Max,
27:19go on the star per side or romantic out.
27:21Can't be sitting right now.
27:23Ridiculous.
27:24Copy that.
27:24On me way.
27:24Pretty impressive.
27:26No worries, man.
27:27Anything to you.
27:28Can I pardon you for a beverage?
27:30Of course you can.
27:33Max, Max.
27:34Location.
27:36Max.
27:36Hi.
27:37Hi.
27:38I'm all Winkler.
27:39Mwah.
27:42You're just stunning tonight.
27:44So, are you looking to have more kids?
27:49I would, yeah.
27:50I'm thinking like 10, maybe.
27:52Well, you know.
27:54I'm going to see myself out.
27:56It's great meeting you.
27:59All right, that's it.
28:00So, what we used to actually do when we were on the sun deck doing the carpet and that.
28:04I don't bridge that and then I just went on to crack on.
28:07Bro, you can't just decide what you're going to do.
28:09You have to ask me because I'm the bosun.
28:11And if you have a f***ing problem with that or Max has a problem with that, then we can sit down and have a conversation.
28:14There's no problem here.
28:16But now is a problem for me.
28:18Okay.
28:18Because I'm going to start f***ing losing my code.
28:20Who even is this?
28:21Honestly, I want to start getting f***ing cranky.
28:24There's fingerprints here, look.
28:25Bro, there are 1,000 million persons that spoke here.
28:27I did them.
28:29We're on charter.
28:30Ah, so we have boss.
28:31I stayed there.
28:32So I stayed there?
28:32Max, don't f***ing speak back.
28:34I feel like the guys have disrespected me.
28:37And I'm not okay with it.
28:40We're on charter.
28:41We're doing our job.
28:43Deck hands, deck hands, stainless.
28:44Deck hands, stainless, paint.
28:58So yes, I'm going just to stay here, like, all night.
29:00Are you going to bet your mole or are you going to crack on with the job?
29:03Why, why you speak like this?
29:05It's a super yacht, so we need to maintain the standard.
29:07Just because we're in port doesn't mean we get to sit down in our ass and do f***ing off.
29:11It's like fundamentals.
29:16Okay.
29:16I feel a lack of respect.
29:18Emotionally, I'm about to be a storm.
29:24Do you know what you can do now?
29:25You can go down for two hours.
29:29He's mad.
29:30F***ing dope.
29:31You f***ing f***ing.
29:35Hello, look at you.
29:36You look gorgeous.
29:37So do you.
29:37Good to see you.
29:38How are you?
29:39You look amazing.
29:40Good to see you.
29:41Since so long.
29:42Josh, that's all three at the table.
29:44I'll be ready on the start very soon.
29:46It's the final dinner and we're down to two girls, one bachelor for all the marbles.
29:52For all of Bachelor Joe's marbles specifically.
29:55Well, cheers, ladies.
29:56Thanks to Tara last night together.
29:57This is going to be lovely.
29:59Cheers.
30:00Cheers.
30:00Cheers.
30:07Hi.
30:08Hi.
30:09Where did you want to have dinner?
30:11Oh, on the roof.
30:12I would love an old-fashioned burger.
30:14Yes, totally.
30:15No rush.
30:17Back in the shower.
30:19Amy's just going upstairs now.
30:20So once we serve these.
30:22I'll go straight away in the burger.
30:23Yep.
30:24Is this like a valentine very much?
30:28This is our romance.
30:31Will you be my valentine?
30:33Joe?
30:33Oh, here's the chef.
30:35Good timing.
30:36Perfect timing.
30:38For starter is some butter and agnolotis freshly made.
30:41Please enjoy.
30:44Oh my gosh, this is amazing.
30:46It's insane.
30:47Where do you want me?
30:48Sorry to Lars.
30:49Okay.
30:51Last season, we had a laugh.
30:52We had a joke.
30:53We were dancing together.
30:54It was a happy vibe.
30:55I love finger blasting me bum off.
30:56Yeah?
30:57Just a quick one before I go to sleep.
30:58I might join you.
31:00I feel like a real bromance really close.
31:02There's a foreman.
31:02There's a foreman.
31:03Yeah.
31:04But now that he's the bosun, I have to respect his position on both.
31:08I just hope this doesn't cause a rip in our friendship.
31:12I hope it doesn't get to that level.
31:14Yeah, see, this is it.
31:15This is the standard.
31:16This is what I expect from you, bro.
31:17I love it.
31:18And I'm sorry again.
31:20Beautiful.
31:22Thanks, Josh.
31:24No problem.
31:24Enjoy.
31:25Beautiful.
31:27So how do we feel about Valentine's, to be honest with you?
31:29Is that like one of those things where you guys are like, I've got to have.
31:32Okay.
31:33I just want flowers that day.
31:34Like breakfast in bed, and then I'm good.
31:36Okay, burger ready?
31:37Because if you mind running it up.
31:38Okay, we have your burger.
31:44This is my dream.
31:46It looks so good.
31:48Yeah.
31:49Once I'm like in, I give everything.
31:53Okay, guys.
31:54Gorgeous.
31:55There's beef, red wine jus, broccoli.
31:58Thank you, guys.
31:58This is beautiful.
31:59Well done, Josh.
32:01Thank you, guys.
32:01Wow.
32:02It is.
32:05Max notices everything.
32:08Aw.
32:08He went, oh, you've got no makeup on.
32:10Like two seconds, he looked at me.
32:12I want to kiss Max just for the new one.
32:15Cheeky, cheeky.
32:16Let's have a three-way kiss.
32:18Let's all just get drunk and share.
32:20Yeah, but listen, I haven't got enough tongue for everyone.
32:21Oh, that's true.
32:22You're going to be on the sidelines going, let me in.
32:24You're terrible.
32:25I mean, would you want a guy that's like six inches shorter to roll around with?
32:29I mean, you're all the same height when you're laying down, right?
32:32Um.
32:34Kathy, you can actually knock off.
32:36I can't finish this.
32:37I know, I'm fourth.
32:38Oh, it's so good.
32:39Josh is delicious.
32:40So good.
32:41Awesome.
32:41I'm so pleased.
32:42So amazing.
32:45Okay, ready for ya.
32:46Cool.
32:47I'm going to bed.
32:49Man.
32:51That's unreal.
32:53Is that creme brulee?
32:54Enjoy, guys.
32:56Mm.
32:56Joe, thank you so much.
32:58Mm-hmm.
32:59Thank you for being here.
33:01This has been just amazing.
33:02When we cheers, you have to look in my eyes or it's seven years of bad sex.
33:07Oh.
33:07They're having like really deep conversations and I bought these couples question cards and once a week I want to do like a date with Scott.
33:14Because now that we've been together so long, I get really lazy asking stuff.
33:17Me too.
33:18I'm going to do the same.
33:19Okay.
33:19Can we text it to you?
33:20Yes.
33:21Oh.
33:23This is perfect.
33:24Yeah.
33:24We'll be up there.
33:25Oh, my God.
33:27What's after this, guys?
33:28We've got to go back up top.
33:30I love that.
33:30Oh.
33:31What's been happening?
33:33Why is this so bad?
33:34Take my nose, then.
33:35Can I spit on my nose?
33:37Are you not sleeping?
33:38Sorry.
33:38I'm sure you're selling it up.
33:40Yeah.
33:41Hi, ladies.
33:42Come.
33:42What is this?
33:43Cozy up with us.
33:44Yes.
33:44I'm going to go to bed.
33:45All good.
33:46Good for you.
33:47I'm drinking some rest.
33:48I will.
33:49I guess I'm off to bed.
33:51Yeah, all right.
33:52My bad.
33:57Well, I appreciate, guys, being good sports and post-yacht.
34:04I really want to get to know both of you, honestly.
34:11I don't like that.
34:13You want to date us both and figure it out?
34:15I'm not asking to date both of you guys forever.
34:17I'd just like to get to know you a little bit better before I said I'm not interested.
34:21It's not like a buffet.
34:22You have both amazing traits that I've enjoyed.
34:25So to say, hey, I don't want to see that ever again, we're out of here, it would be premature
34:30for me.
34:31That's where I'm at as of this moment, and I need some time to think about that.
34:36Is that fair?
34:37Yeah.
34:42I'm going to say goodnight.
34:43I'm exhausted.
34:48Goodnight.
34:51That was weird.
34:52It was like pussy energy.
34:53I actually, like, am feeling, like, not good right now.
34:58Because I, like, really liked him.
34:59Because you knew him for, like, a day and a half.
35:05You're welcome, and that one's yours.
35:07And Joe's gone to bed.
35:08He's not coming back up.
35:09Yeah, who knows what he's doing.
35:11I don't know if I want to stay.
35:12Like, if he wants to date both of us, I'm out.
35:14He's an idiot.
35:16He's an idiot.
35:17I texted Amy, we just dumped Joe.
35:21You're punching above your weight with both of them, just pick one.
35:24You and I are way too spectacular for a man to be, like, indifferent about us.
35:29You're not a prize, sir.
35:30You're balding.
35:33Goodnight.
35:34Bay's a small dick.
35:37It's terrible.
35:38He's a loser.
35:39I don't think he realizes what he did.
35:42I know.
35:43He's really struck himself in the foot here, I think.
35:45Men can be simple creatures like that.
35:46Yeah, well, I see that now.
35:48Horrible.
35:49Horrible boys.
35:50A lot of them.
35:53What the heck?
35:54I'm so sorry.
36:02Coming up.
36:03Thank you so much for making me so proud every single day.
36:08Not thrilled.
36:10It's just ridiculous, you having one stripe on your shoulder.
36:23Good morning.
36:25Good morning.
36:25Good morning.
36:28Good morning.
36:30Okay.
36:32I tried a new fold so that rags affect nicely.
36:35It's so satisfying.
36:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
36:42Yeah, they could be a sense of love at that.
36:44Good morning.
36:45Is it a good morning?
36:47Oh, no.
36:49Were you ready to pop off?
36:51I'm all packed up.
36:52Yeah?
36:52Yeah.
36:52Awesome.
36:53Dekru, can you put the luggage on the dock?
36:56Ashley, she's really lovely.
36:58She's kind.
36:59She's polite.
37:00She's good looking.
37:00I feel like she just deserves the world.
37:04Bye.
37:04Thanks, Ashley.
37:05Bye.
37:05Bye.
37:05Bye.
37:07I feel bad for her.
37:08I feel bad for her.
37:08It's a little awkward.
37:09Bye.
37:12Good luck.
37:14I mean, honestly.
37:18Oh, my goodness.
37:21I was trying to find Ashley.
37:22She already left.
37:24Yes.
37:24Hey, good morning.
37:30Morning.
37:32What's up, you dirty slag?
37:34I've got gossip.
37:36How'd you sleep?
37:37I actually got a few hours last night.
37:38I was good.
37:39I was cooked.
37:40So, Kizzy left a note in my bathroom.
37:43Apparently, Joe said, well, I can't pick either of you because I really like both of you.
37:49The only hard bit he has to do is pick one.
37:51I'm here for the ending.
37:52Well, listen, I'm sorry that last night was so challenging.
37:57I hate that it was, too.
37:58It was weird.
37:59I felt like you and I just had a very genuine connection, and that was all.
38:04I got it.
38:05You see what I'm saying?
38:06Well, I appreciate you trying to understand.
38:09I'd like to spend more time to get to know you if you're up for it.
38:13That's what I wanted to say this morning.
38:15No, I appreciate that.
38:16I would, too.
38:18Yeah, I, yeah.
38:19Could you wear my YouTube last night?
38:21I actually didn't, you know.
38:23Okay, good.
38:24What were you listening to?
38:25Do aliens exist?
38:26I love a good documentary.
38:27Should I go pack or...
38:29Yeah, do that, and then we can...
38:30Yeah, then we can hang out.
38:32I feel like you have the type of, like, singing voice that makes babies giggle.
38:35Baby, look at me and cry.
38:36Good morning.
38:39Good morning.
38:40How are you?
38:41Good.
38:42I'm so confused.
38:43What is going on?
38:45I get a text from Ashley saying, Alicia and I both broke up with Joe.
38:52Okay.
38:55What happened?
38:56I said that I would like to get to know them more after this adventure ended, and they were
38:59unsatisfied with that response.
39:01Oh, wow.
39:02I saw chemistry between you and Alicia, and I thought it was going to be more her.
39:06Well, we spoke this morning, and we agreed that we would connect, so I appreciate your input.
39:11You're welcome, Joseph.
39:12I'm sorry.
39:19Can somebody please come and grab Amy's bags?
39:22I go.
39:23Hello, lovely.
39:25Hello.
39:27Okay.
39:28Mademoiselle.
39:29Monsieur.
39:31Well, for our crew, guest departure in 15 minutes.
39:33Please get into your whites.
39:35You know the way when you jump on me this morning?
39:38Mm-hmm.
39:39Oh, no, it's coming.
39:40Yeah?
39:41Oh, my God.
39:44Oh, my God.
39:46Love that.
39:49It's not so embarrassing.
39:50I'm just going to hide it with your suitcase.
39:53I'm blushing.
39:59It's getting nice of boner.
40:01Oh, nice.
40:04What?
40:04I didn't do anything.
40:05I just looked at it, and he went, oh, no.
40:06It's f***ing the longest.
40:11Is it?
40:12It was like, vive la France.
40:15What is happening?
40:18I'm stuck.
40:18I'm stuck.
40:19Oh, I just gave Max a boner.
40:21He's got the biggest stick I've ever seen in my life.
40:25All crew, all crew.
40:26Let's meet on the dock for guest departure.
40:28Okay, let's line up.
40:34Okay, where did Ash?
40:35She's left.
40:39So.
40:39She didn't say goodbye to me.
40:43Okay.
40:44Of course.
40:45Thank you, Joe.
40:48Yes, yes, yes, yes.
40:49Bye, boys.
40:51Nice.
40:54Good work out there, man.
40:56You're a boss.
40:57I love all.
40:58Thank you so much.
40:59This is for you and the crew.
41:00You guys took very, very good care of us.
41:02Experience of a lifetime, so.
41:04Y'all are amazing.
41:05Thank you guys.
41:06Thank you so much.
41:07Is that it?
41:09I just wanted this charter to end with this big grand moment.
41:13Joe picks his girl, they kiss, they run off the boat together happily ever after, and
41:19now it all just feels deflated and weird.
41:24Um, we could do this.
41:25How about that?
41:26My hands are sweating.
41:27You're good.
41:28Look, they've got their arms linked.
41:30Is that love?
41:32Is that what it's supposed to look like?
41:35That awkward hobble down the marina?
41:40Um, yeah, I'm sweating.
41:42All right, everyone, and to our reds, and let's meet back in the main salon for our tip meeting.
41:47Woo!
41:48Yay!
41:50Thank you so much, girls.
41:52My legs look like tampon strings.
41:54F***ing hell, what does my leg look like?
41:57My feet stink.
41:58They're not great.
41:59Tip meeting, bitches!
42:02Let's go.
42:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
42:04I'm very calm.
42:05Sorry.
42:06It's okay.
42:07They're the most expensive pillow you'll ever lay on.
42:09Oh, yeah.
42:12Hello.
42:12Hi!
42:13So, uh, charter four.
42:15Unlike any other charter we've ever done.
42:17First thing I want to do is welcome Kathy.
42:19Yay!
42:20Hey!
42:21Yay!
42:21Yay!
42:23I have felt so welcome.
42:25You are just the most incredible addition.
42:28You are so experienced, and you really know what you're doing, and you're pretty cool to
42:32top it off.
42:33Thank you for being amazing.
42:34Woo!
42:34Guys!
42:35Thank you!
42:38So, yeah, I feel like we are such a good unit.
42:42Deck, well, you all know it's coming.
42:44I'm very disappointed.
42:46B, I just want to leave you out of this equation.
42:48Now, I love the bromance.
42:51I don't want to be a joy kill, but this is a job.
42:54Yeah.
42:55I've put the pressure on Nathan.
42:56You're going to feel it, because he's feeling it for me.
43:00Now, having said that, I'm giving you a day off tomorrow.
43:03Oh, my God!
43:06Good job.
43:08Yeah.
43:08All right, so the tip amount is $25,000, $2,200 per person.
43:13Woo!
43:14You guys have fun tomorrow.
43:19I want you to reset and come back refreshed.
43:22Okay, thank you.
43:24I just need one more pillowcase.
43:27All right.
43:28Girls, when you've wrapped up what you're doing, let's go to the bell.
43:32Copy.
43:33Copy.
43:34We'll be there in 10 minutes, bro.
43:35So, bro, this will be done soon.
43:37Max.
43:37What do you want me to do?
43:38Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
43:41Max, answer my question.
43:42Yeah, just here.
43:44I just wanted to say thank you so much for making me so proud every single day.
43:52You are so experienced.
43:54You've been a chief stew, and I actually feel like it's just ridiculous you having one stripe on your shoulder.
44:01So, I was actually going to give you two stripes and make you both second stew.
44:06Oh!
44:07I'm sorry, I just got you.
44:09Oh, my God.
44:11Oh.
44:12Kizzy reacting to this well has just been the biggest blessing for me.
44:18Not thrilled.
44:19You know what?
44:20Oh, my God.
44:21I love it.
44:21I love it.
44:22It's nice.
44:22If she didn't react well, that would have weighed on me so heavy.
44:27I can put on a fake smile, but on the inside, I am screaming, crying, sobbing, throwing up.
44:33Thank you so much for being so, like, mature and amazing.
44:36You've been out of here.
44:37Yeah, yeah.
44:38Yeah, yeah.
44:39Coming up.
44:41Kizzy was quite impressed by your very large cock this morning.
44:44Ah, yeah, yeah.
44:45Didn't even think he was hot, and now I'm like, you're so sick.
44:47Yeah, right?
44:48Oh, it's just a cat.
44:50What the?
44:51Do you want a face mask?
44:52Shout.
44:53Yeah.
44:54You look like a car mechanic.
44:55I'm busting it out over there.
44:56Yeah, man.
44:57Oh, my word.
44:58Every drop-off day, all I do is face mask, feet mask.
45:00I get a little bit of a vibe from Kizzy, but she's threatened by me.
45:04That is humongous.
45:05Was no one gonna tell me?
45:06I never noticed it.
45:07Two boats ago, my rotational chishew partner, she had been there a lot longer than me.
45:12I came on guns blazing, changing everything.
45:14We just butted heads.
45:15But looking back, I was wrong in that situation.
45:17I was wrong in that situation.
45:19I was wrong in that situation.
45:22I was wrong in that situation.
45:24You look like a car mechanic.
45:25You look like a car mechanic.
45:27You look like a car mechanic.
45:28You look like a car mechanic.
45:29You look like a car mechanic.
45:30I'm busting it out over there.
45:31Yeah, man.
45:32Oh, my God.
45:33I was wrong in that situation,
45:34and now I know to be a little bit more understanding.
45:37I want to do things in a nice way
45:38where I'm showing her I'm a team player.
45:41Do you know what, I might give my old armpits a zap.
45:43Look, it's so quick.
45:45It's so smooth.
45:46She gone.
45:47I'm going to wear the key on it.
45:48Where are you at? You're done there?
45:50Yeah. Stop there, bro.
45:51Sure. Call her there.
45:57Now that I am single,
45:59and I've got these three very sexy deck boys,
46:02I'm just ready to have some fun.
46:06Let the dog out.
46:08There's a horn dogs in this group.
46:12Right. Are we safe, isn't it?
46:13Yeah. I wouldn't have picked her. It was weird.
46:15She's quite on. Shall we go?
46:17Perfect.
46:18Ready? Shall we go?
46:20Yeah, let's go.
46:21Vamos. Let's go!
46:24Yeah, guys!
46:25Yeah!
46:27Get going, baby!
46:28Yeah!
46:30Wow, look at you guys. You photo so well.
46:32Kizzy told me that she was quite impressed
46:37by your very large cock this morning.
46:39Ah, yeah, yeah.
46:40Kizzy is all over you, bro.
46:41I think he thinks you're pretty cute.
46:42You've got some room to play tonight.
46:44Cool!
46:45Max literally matches me perfect.
46:48I literally didn't even think he was hot now.
46:52I'm like, you're so f***ing.
46:53Yeah, right?
46:54We're here for six weeks.
46:55Have fun, bro.
46:56Six can very much just be six.
46:58If that's what you're wanting.
46:59Clear communication.
47:00Which I like.
47:01Clear communication.
47:02I feel like the drama starts now.
47:04We're here.
47:05Yeah!
47:06Ooh!
47:07Yeah!
47:08Ooh!
47:09Oh, my God.
47:11Handsome.
47:12Everyone looks really hot tonight.
47:13We do it.
47:14OK, guys.
47:15Hands up if you want an espresso martini.
47:17What is that?
47:18Oh, me too.
47:19Nice!
47:20Seven espresso martinis, please.
47:22I'm going to get a cerveza, Sinatra.
47:24OK.
47:25OK.
47:26OK.
47:27Isn't it cute that someone took all these towels
47:29and just gave a friend to paint them?
47:31Nice!
47:32It is very cute, isn't it?
47:33I like how your brain wears.
47:34Here we go.
47:35Perfect timing, sir.
47:37See you at the bottom.
47:39Yeah.
47:40To your water and love.
47:41I want to tell you, before this goes any further,
47:45what I'm after is, like, just a bit of fun and stuff like that.
47:48Yeah.
47:49No strings attached.
47:50That's good to know.
47:51But on the way, I can't hurt anyone.
47:53Like, I can't afford to hurt anyone.
47:54Listen.
47:55Yes.
47:56I have been so heartbroken.
47:57I think it comes up.
47:58You're an adult.
47:59I'm an adult.
48:00I'll be fine.
48:01Joe seems like he's aware of his reputation
48:03and he's, like, kind of giving me a warning.
48:06Don't go too far down the Joe rabbit hole,
48:08but, I don't know, I'm just still curious
48:10to kind of explore Wonderland.
48:12You've just got to be careful, eh?
48:14Guys, I'm in a great mood.
48:16This is my first crew night out, like...
48:18Cheers!
48:19Will you do cheers, bud?
48:20Cheers!
48:21Cheers!
48:22Yay!
48:23I just feel so, so grateful to be here.
48:27We're very happy to have you here.
48:29Went to the Garlic Bread University, right?
48:31Uh-huh.
48:32You moisturize, and after you do this.
48:34Ella.
48:35Wow.
48:36Ella, mon ami.
48:37And then, the final touch.
48:38Try it.
48:41Mmm.
48:42Do you feel like you deepened your relationship?
48:44Yeah.
48:45I feel like it could be deeper, though.
48:47Yeah.
48:48Exactly.
48:49You going for a smokey-bokey?
48:51Nathan?
48:52Going for a smokey-bokey?
48:53Does my hair look okay?
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:56Really, like, you're going to the gala.
48:57I'm classy.
48:58I love that.
48:59This is the best part of you.
49:00Because you're a bit, like, sassy, and sometimes you are classy.
49:02This is mine.
49:03I'm going to try it.
49:04Max and I are just gravitating towards each other, and it feels like we're at our own separate
49:09table.
49:10I can feel this connection, and I can see how the night is going to unravel.
49:15Maybe my clothes.
49:17You look absolutely beautiful.
49:20That was so good.
49:22I'm going to .
49:23He's always going to pick up.
49:24He's always going to pick up.
49:25Where is your objective steering you, okay?
49:27Listen, I haven't got an objective.
49:28I've got no objective.
49:29Okay.
49:30I'm just a very open man, but when I speak to Victoria, it kind of changes.
49:33Because I do really feel that, like, she's into me or whatever.
49:35She is, 100%.
49:36Yeah.
49:37I can't hate her, man, because she's so cool.
49:39Yeah, so have that combo.
49:40I was trying to fucking say what I wanted to do.
49:42Oh, and it just didn't.
49:43Nothing happened.
49:44I was speechless.
49:45Not very often does that happen to you, though.
49:47But I know.
49:48Where is this coming from?
49:49I just don't want to hurt the woman.
49:50That's it.
49:51End of story.
49:52Is that good?
49:53To be honest, I'm not ready for a relationship.
49:54But with this girl, she's a sweetheart, and I can see her meeting me mum and stuff like
49:58that, and I don't want to think that way.
50:00That's the battle.
50:01What am I going to do?
50:03Yeah, that is a problem.
50:04To nip it in the bud.
50:09Yeah, let's get wild, shall we?
50:18A rough child.
50:19Yeah.
50:20You had a rough time.
50:21Yeah.
50:22Captain just came down on me big time, bro.
50:23Well, like, the team as well.
50:24They complain about, like, the team every 20 minutes.
50:27The stress, like, and the pressure that's on my shoulders right now is absolutely through
50:37the roof.
50:38We need to get our focus back.
50:40Trying to get that drive and determination just to do your job and not joke around and
50:45chat too much is, like, a thing that I've never been faced with before.
50:49We can't complain.
50:50Yeah, mate.
50:51Mate, that's fine about 18 hour days, mate.
50:53Well, you're killing it though, bro.
50:54Yeah, I'm really happy with how it's going.
50:56Mate, I want everyone to be like that.
50:58Yeah, not exactly.
50:59I'm so going to kiss her tonight.
51:03Who are you going to kiss?
51:05Do you love her?
51:06Oh, you .
51:08Go in for the kill.
51:10You need to just so she backs off a little bit.
51:15Like, because he wants her to, I'm sure.
51:17I don't know if I'm going to be able to, though.
51:19No, trust me.
51:21His eyes are not fixated.
51:23What do you think about us?
51:25What do you think about this?
51:26Don't tell me.
51:28Do you think, like, this is reciprocated?
51:30Yeah, but you can.
51:31Sometimes I think I'm just in my head.
51:33You're stunning.
51:34Yeah.
51:35Have a good time.
51:36Okay.
51:37Just tell me what I owe.
51:39It's good.
51:40I can cover this.
51:41Alley, yalla.
51:42Oh, let's go.
51:43Let's go.
51:44Let's go.
51:45Let's go to the Jacuzzi.
51:46We have a super yacht with a full fridge.
51:48Have you had a nice evening?
51:49Yeah, it was good.
51:50Do you really like him?
51:51Can I do?
51:52I'm gonna wear his bra.
51:53I don't wear bras.
51:54So you think this could be an actual thing, hey?
51:56I don't know.
51:57We're obviously both into each other.
51:59But does he make you horny, baby?
52:01Yeah!
52:02Okay.
52:03Oh, okay.
52:04Not princess like four.
52:06Right, bikini's on, swimsuit's on.
52:09Come on, let's go.
52:10I'm going to the jacuzzi.
52:11You're not going?
52:12Yeah.
52:13Enjoy, bro.
52:14It's going to Jacuzzi, bro.
52:15I'm ready, bro.
52:16I'm ready, bro.
52:17Yeah, Cathy!
52:18Do you mind playing around?
52:20Let's go, baby.
52:21Can you hold my watermelon, please?
52:24It's so nice.
52:25I know.
52:26I know.
52:27I know.
52:28I know.
52:29I know.
52:30I know.
52:31I know.
52:32I know.
52:33I know.
52:34I know.
52:35I know.
52:37I know.
52:43I'm utterly petrified, if I'm honest.
52:45Yeah, it's so cool!
52:47It was...
52:49Oh!
52:51Yeah, let's do it.
52:53I know, I know.
52:55Yeah!
52:57I'm utterly petrified, if I'm honest.
52:59You scare me so much.
53:01You know, like, you ask me, like...
53:05Because I'm kind of getting to know this girl, I'm actually liking it.
53:09I only just met her.
53:11I've got the best emotions in every direction.
53:13Did you know her name?
53:15I'm... confused.
53:19Just show me so I'm gonna fight you.
53:21You make me feel this way, you!
53:23No, like, give me the pirate bottle, please.
53:31This is actually a moment.
53:33It got a super yacht!
53:35That thing's better!
53:37What the is going on?
53:39Oh!
53:41What the?
53:43Well, yeah.
53:45No, it's not.
53:47It's not fun.
53:49I'm not gonna hear you.
53:51What the?
53:53It's not fun.
53:55No, it's not fun.
53:57No, it's not fun.
53:58I don't think so.
53:59I don't think so.
54:00I'm stuck out.
54:01I don't think so.
54:02Because you made me feel like a star.
54:04I'm gonna get out.
54:05You like to do it?
54:06I'm gonna get a mint, too.
54:07I'm gonna get a mint, too.
54:08I'm gonna get a mint, too.
54:09I'm gonna get a mint, too.
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