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I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! - Season 25 Episode 3 -
The Jungle Doomsday Vault
The Jungle Doomsday Vault
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00:04right so who's doing what oh wait you're taking off two bigger chunks hold on
00:10like i can't i haven't got a knife jack what am i supposed to do
00:19i just get it done i tried to get on with it but i got told off
00:22sorry jack i'm just still trying to find my place in the camp i'm going to be taking a step back today
00:31maybe i am doing too much maybe jack didn't really want to let go the jungle do's their fault
00:37i'm gone then
00:39goodbye
00:52right now they're standing together and they're all beginning to find their place
01:16but for one of them the pressure is well and truly on failure is not an option here on i'm a celebrity
01:22get me out of here
01:24get me out of here
01:26get me out of here
01:28wow
01:30yeah
01:32yeah
01:36yeah
01:40yeah
01:41yeah
01:44yeah
01:45yeah
01:53Hello, good morning, good evening.
02:01Welcome to Australia, where, as the days go by,
02:04they're all desperately trying to find their role.
02:07I know how they feel.
02:08I ordered an egg and bacon one for breakfast,
02:10and I can't find it anywhere.
02:12Coming up, on a crack out of a shawl,
02:15photos from home are at stake in a spooky night-time challenge.
02:19H takes on an apocalyptic trial
02:22with a trip to the jungle doomsday vault.
02:24Snappy title.
02:25It's not.
02:26Plus, loads of juicy jungle jibber-jabber tonight.
02:29Loads of it tonight, loads.
02:31Including Ruby talking about interviewing Donald Trump
02:34and Kelly revealing that she farted in front of Madonna.
02:37A lot of Trumps tonight. There's just a lot of Trumps.
02:40Now, as we know, on this show,
02:42some people get to sleep in a comfortable bed,
02:44while other people have to sleep outside in a hammock.
02:47Yeah, why do you always get in a hotel room
02:49and I have to sleep outside in a hammock?
02:50Well, someone's got to keep an eye on my car.
03:09I have now been sleeping in this hammock
03:11and I've got into the same sleeping position
03:14every single night, which is this.
03:16It could just be this, literally, and I don't move.
03:19When is it going to be our turn to get a nice little bed?
03:22I don't know.
03:23It would be nice, but who knows
03:26what's going to happen in this place?
03:32It's a first-up every day.
03:34Can I help you?
03:40I think we're good.
03:41There's enough embers to where we can just
03:43kind of get it back going.
03:45I'm just trying to do it quickly.
03:48Do you want to break up this for you, at least?
03:51Yeah.
03:51We can break that some more.
03:52Oh, there we go.
03:52We have something to do.
03:54I think after, like, three days,
03:56now we're into day four,
03:57I think the camp is like,
03:59all right, they want to start learning how to do more,
04:02and I'm totally fine with it.
04:03I do see there's more value in me
04:06actually maybe teaching some of this knowledge
04:08and just showing people how to do things.
04:12There we go.
04:13I saw a flame.
04:14Did you?
04:14Yeah.
04:16Well, I pretended again
04:17that I was helping to start the fire,
04:19but I had no idea.
04:20But even when I blew on it, nothing happened.
04:25But I'm not a blower.
04:27I couldn't get as close as Captain Jack could.
04:31Where do you think I should put this?
04:32Nothing.
04:33I know nothing.
04:34I'll do it.
04:34I'll do it if you want.
04:36There?
04:37As long as it's...
04:38Just be careful it doesn't tip.
04:40OK, I'm too scared.
04:42Oh, don't give it in.
04:44Say goodbye to the fire, everyone.
04:47Oh, wow.
04:49There you go.
04:52How did you sleep?
04:54I don't sleep.
04:55I mean, I wake up and then I just lie there.
04:58Oh, fair enough.
04:59Oh, yeah.
05:00Oh, no.
05:01Honestly.
05:02You've done it again.
05:03You did it again?
05:04No, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
05:05It's not...
05:06So, you haven't done it again.
05:06It's still there, it's still there, it's still there.
05:07You haven't done it again.
05:08I'm not going to touch the fire again.
05:09No, don't touch it.
05:10Actually, I didn't know Ging was this clumsy, but he's not really got many things to be clumsy
05:14about.
05:15He's always just inside four walls looking at a screen, isn't he?
05:19The only thing he can be clumsy about is, like, turning his PlayStation off by accident.
05:22So, to be honest, I reckon some rules and regulations need to be put in place, because Ging can't
05:29keep putting out this fire.
05:30Community meeting, who's starting off?
05:32I know this might sound a bit much.
05:34I do really feel like I'm part of a family.
05:36And it sounds mad.
05:38I feel like I've got brothers and sisters here.
05:40Martin, I literally look at you like my dad.
05:42I do.
05:43You're such a...
05:44But not your brother?
05:45Absolutely not, Martin.
05:49Well, no, but you're just such a soft soul.
05:52There's a love that you share with everybody.
05:55And it's just beautiful.
05:59Yeah.
06:01Wow.
06:01Come and go.
06:03When Eddie said I was like a father figure, honestly, I was really touched.
06:08It brought tears to my eyes.
06:11Because, you know, being a father is something that I am really proud of.
06:16It was really nice that someone else saw that in me.
06:20Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
06:21Last night, I just felt a bit lost.
06:23I just want to be so useful.
06:26I'm just still trying to find my place in the camp in terms of, like, what to do.
06:30And so I'm so sorry, Jack, if I'm coming at you or if I'm cutting potatoes wrong.
06:35But honestly, it's only coming from a place where I just want to, like, help.
06:38Yeah, I'm just going to say I'm going to be taking a step back today from, like, doing it all.
06:45I kind of want you guys to, everyone get stuck in.
06:49And I'm just going to, I think cooking is going to be done with Alex and Shona.
06:52You guys are going to take over that.
06:54But, yeah, maybe I am doing too much.
06:57And that's just because in my world at home, it's like I've got four kids.
07:00And I'm, like, always just doing, doing, doing, doing, doing.
07:03Jack, what you've given everyone is absolutely a brilliant start.
07:06Yeah, you've been amazing, Jack, the last four days.
07:10You've just delegated to me and Shona to cook.
07:13But what I saw yesterday is I actually want to give that over to Kelly.
07:17If you're happy to...
07:19I'd love for you and Shona to cook tonight.
07:21I think it would be lovely.
07:22OK.
07:23You too.
07:23I think you girls are going to smash it tonight with the cooking.
07:25So, Jack delegated me and Shona as chef.
07:31I don't think anyone asked him to, but he did.
07:34Jack, me and Shona are doing dinner tonight.
07:36I don't know how I've been delegated.
07:38I was happy being sous chef.
07:39I was like, OK.
07:41All right, cool.
07:42So he's not in charge, but he's in charge of everything.
07:47And then choosing who's going to be in charge after.
07:49Yeah, me and Alex are cooking, but I think we were thinking maybe Jack didn't kind of really want to let go of being like, you know, Fire Jack, Camp Jack, whatever you want to call him.
08:06Well, he's a handyman to have around.
08:09And isn't there a name for somebody who's like him, who's good at lots of different tasks?
08:14Yes, there's an Osborne of all trades.
08:17Yeah, that's the one.
08:19Now, Kelly Brook.
08:20Let's get on to Kelly Brook.
08:21She has led an incredibly glamorous life.
08:24She's had dinner with Madonna.
08:26Amazing.
08:26She's hung out with Gwyneth Paltrow.
08:28Wow.
08:29And recently, she peeled a potato quite near Lisa Riley.
08:32Stop it!
08:34Back in the day, when I was living in Los Angeles, the big trend was a macrobiotic diet.
08:39Beans, rice, a bit like what we're eating here.
08:42I wasn't used to that at all.
08:44So, we get the invite to go to Madonna's house for a macrobiotic dinner party that was hosted by Gwyneth Paltrow, right?
08:51Oh, there's some...
08:52So...
08:52Is that a big name?
08:53These are big names.
08:55I know, aren't they?
08:55So...
08:55You don't know Gwyneth Paltrow?
08:56You won't know who these people are.
08:57I don't know Gwyneth.
08:58Good.
08:59So, I've been on this diet.
09:01We're sitting in a room and there was like Herb Ritz, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna.
09:04And we just had a macrobiotic meal.
09:06Right.
09:06And Madonna came and she sat next to me and we're chatting away and my stomach just started rumbling so bad.
09:12And I'm thinking, oh no.
09:14Oh no.
09:14And I let out the smelliest fart.
09:17It went right up her eyes.
09:19Oh no.
09:19And she just was like...
09:21Oh!
09:23Did she react?
09:24I was so mortified.
09:27Like she ate it.
09:28Like she literally ate it.
09:29It was horrendous.
09:31That's fair.
09:32Honestly, mortified.
09:33Did she laugh?
09:34She just kind of like looked away and was like...
09:38And then just kind of scuttled away and I thought, oh my God, I'm going to be doing these all night.
09:42Oh my God.
09:42Like that room of amazing, like important people, it was just full of my shit.
09:49I could not stop farting all night long.
09:56But what about interviewing celebs?
09:58Have you ever felt like...
09:59Oh yeah, with Donald Trump.
10:00Oh, how was that?
10:01No, that was my most embarrassing moment.
10:03Yeah.
10:04He said he wanted to be the President of the United States and I started laughing because I thought he was cracking a joke.
10:09So then I was on the wrong foot.
10:11Yeah.
10:12And he was looking at me like, what an asshole.
10:14What an asshole are you?
10:15Like hatred, hatred.
10:17And then I finally said, well, who would you date if you were in the White House?
10:21And he said, that's enough.
10:22You're the most obnoxious person I've ever met.
10:25And sweats running down your face.
10:28Trying to hit, and smiling.
10:31He went, I'm going to go to the cockpit now.
10:33And I said, can I come?
10:34Because I turned into myself when I was eight.
10:36Can I come?
10:37And he went, no, no, no.
10:39You stay here.
10:40End of my show.
10:41End of my show was only five minutes.
10:43That was the whole interview show.
10:44Oh, wow.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Do you think that was your kind of worst show moment ever?
10:48Well, Madonna wasn't too hot either.
10:50I was so desperate because it wasn't funny and she was cutting me dead.
10:53So she had to go to the bathroom and I went through her handbag and there was a pair of underpants.
10:56This is how desperate I am for laughs.
10:58And I just put them over my head and she came back in.
11:00What, you put them in, Madonna?
11:02She came back in and caught me with her underpants over my head and just went, no, no.
11:07It's not working.
11:08It's not working.
11:09It's not working.
11:09It was almost a targeted attack on Madonna.
11:13One of them's fine and the other's got a pair of her pants on her head.
11:19I'd never thought I'd say this, but I actually, I feel quite bad for Madonna.
11:24It's like with the crotch here going down and she comes in and she goes, what the hell are you doing?
11:30And I had no explanation.
11:32I just knew I had a show and God damn it, I was going to deliver.
11:35It's accurate, whatever it took.
11:37Yeah, yeah.
11:39That's what you're paid for.
11:40I can't believe she didn't appreciate that.
11:41No, she didn't.
11:42And didn't go with it.
11:43No.
11:44Just just from the side of the left.
11:44It's all right, Ruby.
11:45I've got a back for you.
11:47I farted on her.
11:48You farted on her.
11:48I farted in her living room.
11:50God bless you, woman.
11:50I did that for you, Rose.
11:52I'm that, Madonna.
11:52I never thought I'd be saying the words, thank you for farting at Madonna.
11:57You're welcome, darling.
12:02I think I'm with Ginge there.
12:04I feel bad for Madonna as well.
12:06Although I'm sure Kelly won't have any digestive problems here.
12:09She only had that reaction because it was a macrobiotic dinner party.
12:13What did she eat?
12:14It was rice and beans.
12:16Oh, God.
12:17Oh, God.
12:18Oh, right.
12:20Bad.
12:20Back to yesterday.
12:21And the moment we went down to camp to reveal H would be facing the next trial.
12:26Yeah, we didn't hang around long, though.
12:27You never know when old smelly brook might strike.
12:32H!
12:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, you've got it, son, you've got it.
12:44I'm buzzing, I'm buzzing, actually, when I think about it.
12:47Get out here now.
12:48My hat's falling off, and I'm just going to just do what I need to do to have a nice grand tonight.
12:53Shit in myself, see you later.
12:55Oh, man.
12:55Oh, man.
12:56You've got this, you've got this.
12:59What was it called again?
12:59What was it called?
13:00Vault of Doom.
13:01Doom, say vault.
13:02You're going to be locked in a room, or like multiple rooms, with like every worst thing imaginable.
13:08But you know what the worst thing in that room will be when I'm in there?
13:10You!
13:11That's right, you're the danger in that room.
13:13You're the danger in that room.
13:14I think he'll come back with ten stars, because he knows that he's in trouble if he doesn't.
13:19Oh my God, that's right.
13:21He's young and he's, you know, he's determined, but he's still very sexy.
13:24No pressure.
13:26Ten.
13:27Ten we won't.
13:28I just don't want to let anyone down.
13:30Nah, bro.
13:31You won't as long as you come back with ten?
13:32Yeah, I know, yeah.
13:33Pressure's on, Ruby and Ginge set the bar pretty high.
13:37I know in my heart I'm going to smash it, and I'm going to give it me all.
13:40And that's all you can do.
13:42Yay!
13:43Go get him, Tiger!
13:48Come on.
13:50H and Ginge to the jungle.
13:53H and 80 to the jungle.
13:55It's a blessing and a curse that Ruby and Ginge came back from the first trial with ten stars,
14:00but it's only made me more motivated.
14:03We're happy for you.
14:04Yeah, man, top one.
14:05Get out of camp, enjoy yourself.
14:06I'm going to go now, yeah?
14:07Yeah, I was thinking that.
14:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:09This is a moose.
14:10Moose, isn't it?
14:11See you later.
14:12Goodbye, mate.
14:13Go on, let it out.
14:14Let it out.
14:15I've got you.
14:16Let it out.
14:17Well, well, well.
14:18Well, well, well.
14:19Hello, boys.
14:21Hello, H.
14:22How are you?
14:23I'm all right, you know.
14:24Are you?
14:25Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.
14:26Welcome to the Bush Tucker trial clearing.
14:27Thank you, sir.
14:28You are the first celebrity to take on a Bush Tucker trial on their own this year.
14:33How do you feel about that?
14:34The right man for the job.
14:35Until I start screaming in there.
14:37Why do you think we're seeing you today?
14:39I think my fans are dying to see me shit myself.
14:42Some fans, they are.
14:44Yeah, some fans, they are.
14:45If they're your fans, you don't want critics.
14:47Would you like to know what it is?
14:49I would love to.
14:50OK, here it is.
14:51This is the jungle doomsday vault.
14:57It's a secret underground bunker designed to safeguard the future of I'm a celebrity.
15:04Sweet.
15:05Safely stored beneath us in the facility is everything we need to keep the Bush Tucker trials
15:09going in the event of a catastrophe.
15:12You've got ten minutes to find the ten stars that are hidden down there.
15:15When you find a star, put it in your star bag.
15:18Only stars in the bag at the end of the trial will count.
15:21OK.
15:22You can stop the trial at any time by calling out,
15:24I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.
15:26We'll stop the trial and get you out as quickly as possible.
15:28But any further stars will be lost.
15:31Not a chance.
15:32No, you wouldn't say those words?
15:33Not a chance.
15:34Foreign language to me, that.
15:35Is it?
15:36Yeah.
15:37And you don't have to do the trial.
15:38You can't head back to camp, but you'll go back empty-handed.
15:40And after ten stars yesterday...
15:43A few minutes with James, that got the ten as well.
15:45Because if I don't get ten now, I'm not going to hear the end of it.
15:47Now, this is a bush took a trial, so chances are you're not going to be alone down there.
15:53You probably figured that out, though, right?
15:54I reckon so, yeah.
15:55Yeah?
15:56Yeah.
15:57So you're going to give it a go?
15:58Of course we are.
15:59OK, let's get you ready.
16:03OK, H, you ready?
16:04Yes, sir.
16:05All right, the very best of luck.
16:06Ten minutes for ten stars.
16:08You can enter the vault on the sound of the klaxon.
16:14See you later.
16:15Good luck, sir.
16:16See you later.
16:17He's not hanging around.
16:18Right, what's happening down here, then?
16:21What's it say?
16:22Decontamination pod.
16:23Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of You, live from Australia.
16:38Before the break, H was preparing to head into the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
16:43Just to remind you, this was a secret underground bunker designed to safeguard the future of the Bush Tucker trial, so that in the event of a catastrophe such as the Apocalypse, I'm a Celebrity, it's hard word to say that, the Apocalypse, I'm a Celebrity would remain on air.
17:00Mm, mm, yeah, we're as relieved as you are, guys.
17:03And you might not know this, but if there is an actual Apocalypse, only two ITV shows would continue broadcasting.
17:10Er, I'm a Celebrity.
17:11And the news, obviously.
17:13No, Lorraine.
17:14Ah.
17:15You can't mess with Lorraine.
17:16Yeah, he's right.
17:17Here's H taking on the Jungle Doomsday Vault.
17:21Right, what's happening down here, then?
17:23What's it say?
17:24Decontamination pod.
17:28Oh, what's going on here? Face this way, adopt this pose.
17:31Prepare for decontamination.
17:33DECONTAMINATION
17:42Jesus Christ!
17:43Ah!
17:44That's it, you are now decontaminated.
17:49Jeez!
17:50Oh, God, hang on.
17:51What do I do, just pull it?
17:53Undo the knot on the line.
17:55I look like it, Ginge.
17:57Well done.
17:58That's your first star.
17:59Get it in your bag.
18:00Get in there.
18:01And let's move on.
18:02You can now enter the facility.
18:04Thank you, love.
18:05Thank you, love.
18:06That's our AI assistant.
18:07Oh, you're having a giraffe with me.
18:10Hang on, then.
18:11Ooh!
18:12Hang on, then.
18:13You are entering the Jungle Regeneration Zone.
18:18Pigeons.
18:19There's toads in there.
18:20Toads.
18:21Can you see a star?
18:22I can't see a star in this one yet.
18:23Might not be in that one.
18:24It would be in this other one, wouldn't it?
18:25That's lizards in there.
18:26Sorry, boys, I don't mean to come in your own like this and disturb, but I've got to feed
18:39my mates.
18:40There it is, there it is.
18:41Bang!
18:42Get it in that bag.
18:43Yes.
18:44Hey!
18:45Don't flap like that.
18:46Itch, do you not like pigeons?
18:49They're not my first choice of favourite animal.
18:51No, mine neither.
18:52Since you?
18:53Last choice.
18:54Yay!
18:55Whoa!
18:56Mysterious girl, move your body close to mine.
19:01Wow, you must be scared.
19:03Hey!
19:04Right, you search everywhere now, Itch.
19:07The floor, the walls, the ceiling, everywhere.
19:12Three minutes gone.
19:13No, no, no, what do you mean?
19:15Check the walls.
19:16Right, the clock is ticking.
19:17If you want to move on, move on.
19:18Move on, let's move on.
19:19Yeah.
19:20All right, let's move on.
19:21Ready for the next pod.
19:22Aw, mate.
19:25You are now entering the critter cryo chamber.
19:28This is where we keep all the critters.
19:30Have I got to put my hand in that?
19:32Yes.
19:33There's stars in here somewhere.
19:34Ugh!
19:37Yabby's in there, but is there a star in there?
19:40I really don't know.
19:42Ah!
19:43No, okay, try the next one then, because remember, time is ticking.
19:46Look at the size of that thing there!
19:49Whoa!
19:51That is a mud crab.
19:52Yes, it is a mud crab.
19:53Yes, it is a mud crab deck.
19:54Thank you for confirming.
19:56It's not in there.
19:57Warning.
19:58It's not in there.
19:59Cryo chamber malfunction.
20:00Awakening snake unit.
20:01What?
20:02What?
20:03Oh, you dirty fiend!
20:06Ah!
20:10That's four minutes each.
20:11Oh, my days, why are they just hiding in there like that?
20:15Scorpions in that one.
20:16Oh, is they now?
20:17Have a good feel around in there.
20:20Bang.
20:21Bang.
20:22Got it!
20:23Got it!
20:24Well done!
20:25Get it in your bag!
20:26Hello, boys.
20:27How are we?
20:28We all right, yeah?
20:29There she is.
20:30You all right, Chuck?
20:31Way!
20:32Hang on.
20:34Right, right, come on.
20:35Anything?
20:36Yeah, yeah, I got one.
20:37Yeah, you got one?
20:38Yeah, I just need to untie this.
20:40Take your time.
20:41Let's get ready, ready, let's get ready, ready, let's get ready to rumble.
20:46One more knot.
20:47Oh, mate.
20:48Yeah, let's go, let's go.
20:49Number four.
20:50Get it in your bag.
20:51Yeah.
20:52You ready to move on?
20:53Come on, let's go.
20:55Five minutes, that's half your time.
20:57Oh!
20:58What is it?
20:59What's happening, lads?
21:00Ooh!
21:01Is that a star I see?
21:02Yes, there is, mate.
21:03You, behave yourself, yeah?
21:04Ooh!
21:05What am I supposed to do there?
21:06You just need to crawl in and be really slow with all your movements.
21:21Nice and gentle, nice and slow!
21:23Whoa!
21:24Are you taking the **** out of me?
21:26He just doesn't like your music.
21:27Oh, what am I supposed to do?
21:29Whoa!
21:30Yeah, come on, let's go out here, let's go out here, come on, come on.
21:33Oh, you're drawing them out.
21:34See, I see, you're drawing them out, well done.
21:36Look at his mate there, though.
21:38Look at his mate!
21:39They love these stars.
21:40They're very protective of the stars.
21:41Very protective of these stars.
21:42Right.
21:43Ah!
21:44Just take it easy, take it easy.
21:45He's staring at me dick.
21:46Look at that!
21:47He's just, he's just a fan, he loves the show, and he can't believe he's got front row tickets.
21:51Ah, I can't get it.
21:52Can't see, man.
21:53He cannot see, man.
21:54Oh!
21:55Take an Indiana Jones movie!
21:56Ah mate!
21:57You must, yes let's go, you got it?
21:58Number five, get it in your bag and move out there nice and slowly.
21:59Ooh!
22:00That's it, you're out!
22:01Let's move on!
22:02Yeah man, top one.
22:04You are now entering the Messi's supplies vault.
22:05Oh man!
22:06Look at that!
22:07Look at that!
22:08He's just, he's just a fan.
22:09Look at that!
22:10Look at that!
22:11He loves the show!
22:12And he can't believe he's got front row tickets!
22:14Oh, can't get it, I can't see man!
22:15He can't see man!
22:16Oh!
22:17Oh man!
22:18Oh man!
22:19supplies bolt I know it's grim we just got to get stuck in there warning
22:26excessive toxic substances detected that is wrong all sorts in there awful
22:33slime fish guts all the greatest hits I'm a celebrity come on then come on then
22:39where's where's that get stuck in
22:45what's that really seven minutes gone three minutes left it's not in this one
22:52either is there definitely not on that one gay arms right in there gonna search
22:57around come on come on each try the next barrel to your right try that one no no
23:05where is it well you all run out of time mine you're gonna have to move on the
23:09next chamber let's move on let's yeah sure okay what a shame what's going on in
23:14there now you are now entering the trial storage room
23:19I knew that was gonna happen eight minutes two minutes left
23:24right right come on it come on come on it that's it time is ticking now you've got
23:29to get amongst it search everywhere
23:33cockroaches crickets and mealworms in there as well
23:37I can't see nothing right don't be put off by the cockroaches and crickets and that get in amongst it
23:42got one yeah well done well done get it in your bag and there's still more in here yeah let's have another look around
23:51warning fatal error detected system overload system overload overload self-destruct sequence initiated
24:06self-destruct evacuate evacuate what do you mean evacuate whoa
24:13gonna get out of there it's gonna blow come on come on come on it got it got it
24:19get it in your bag let's get out of there
24:21it's gonna blow get out of there
24:23oh s**t quick edge through the tunnel
24:26evacuate evacuate up the ladder evacuate evacuate
24:31get out of there get out of there it's just gonna blow get out of there get out it's gonna blow
24:38oh s**t just made out of time well done come around here
24:47before we get into the trial can I just discuss the role
24:51you told me it was gonna blow yeah it's really good that's the gold James that was a proper action hero style
24:56you like that one yeah I love that I should get an extra star for that
24:58well done
25:00listen should we find out how you did yes we sure just count them out the floor for us
25:04I'm disappointed man one two three four five six seven
25:14not bad ten that's not bad yeah I was expecting more man I was expecting more
25:19they'll be okay with that one they'd come seven out of ten don't know I'm a bit paranoid going
25:23back there now really Ruby engine set the bar very high huh do you know I mean yeah
25:28so I might make it sound other than it was listen we'll let your head back
25:31tell them the news and enjoy the rest of your day thank you very much see you
25:36soon thank you thank you he could be an action hero with all the girls a good
25:41role that was 10 out of 10 for rolling Bruce Willis that I'm a bit
25:48disappointed but I've done the best I could I suppose I smell like shit but I don't I can't I've
25:56not even seen myself so I don't know what I look like right now how long have you been
26:02married 36 years 36 years no how did you guys meet um I was around my mom and dad's house and I'm
26:12watching television I'm watching top of the pops and I see Shirley come on top of the pops with wham
26:16yeah young guns go for it you know yeah I kind of like fell in love with her you know when you get
26:21infatuated by someone on telly and then a few weeks later I went to a theatre show and there was an
26:28after party and she was over there and I went over and I gave her my number and she never called me for
26:35like three weeks she never called me yeah but in the end she did and so we arranged a date in the
26:42Camden Palace and as I get close I can see that she is with her best mate she has brought a wingman
26:50which is not good if you're on a date but the wingman her wingman was George Michael so what I found
26:58out later that Shirley wasn't gonna ring me and Shirley was hanging out with George and it was George
27:06who picked up the phone and dialed the number oh really so it was him really who put you together
27:13what a great story yeah well you know when I look at Martin I think god this man is gorgeous is gorgeous
27:21and then he tells us he's really in a laid-back kind of way how he met his wife and then she's
27:26being chaperoned by George Michael and you think this guy is kind of phenomenal
27:31what have you done every animal in the world and everything else in the world you can think
27:45of I had to face today please don't be mad at me I got seven I don't know what he's covered in it
27:55looks like he's had a fight with tomato soup blessing on me on this seven stars we're ecstatic
28:01we're over the moon we've got some sort of food tonight and yeah I didn't expect anything less
28:06from there from the Manchester lot it was a an underground bunker yeah yeah one room it's just a
28:13load of pigeons just pigeons yeah yeah but like some Australian ass pigeons they look like me
28:22this is how big I'm talking oh right into the gym security guard picking looking after us overnight
28:31my boy did good seven stars considering what he's just gone through seven I will sacrifice my food
28:40for him oh my god you look like Hannibal Lecter I do don't yeah you just got a smell of him it's fish
28:47fish it's fish it's fish guts he's in fish guts by my finger well done H seven stars brilliant
28:58performance just about had it all didn't it angry crocodiles happy a Peter Andre cover and the first
29:04ever use of AI on the show where have you been sorry I just popped to the toilet while the trial was
29:10on warning excessive toxic substances detected come on it was just a wee yeah there is another trial on
29:19the way here's a little teaser of what's in store it's a fish tank guaranteed to leave you out your death
29:27and one celebrity is being plunged into the chaos they need to do their best to open the chests
29:36or can they hold their breath and their nerve in the Ascarium the vote for the Ascarium is now open
29:47Ruby is ruled out of this one on medical grounds but you can have your save by the animal celebrity
29:51app where voting is free you can cast up to five votes and the vote closes a little bit later in the
29:56show now how would one describe Ruby wax well Donald Trump said she was the most obnoxious person
30:03he'd ever met that is from a man who was hung out with ruthless dictators like Vladimir Putin and Kim
30:09Jong-un no offense if you're watching guy no offense guys no offense but down in camp Ruby couldn't be
30:16more popular the subject of her latest interview is Alex Scott are you still doing your show because I
30:24I should watch it I know nothing about football do you still play I don't have time but I'm happy to
30:32be at home having a dinner with my partner who now just makes me so happy how long have you been with
30:37her about two and a half years now oh nice I think before her I never knew happiness really yeah oh nice yeah
30:44that's what all the stuff that I've achieved until I got with her then I realized I've never done it with
30:51somebody oh no I just want to do the rest of my how'd you meet her she approached me in one of those
30:58bougie places in London like the private membership clubs right I was in there with my friends and yeah
31:03she just walked up to me oh nice really ballsy and I was like I like your ballsiness oh that's good
31:09and then the spark was just instant and then yeah oh I'm happy madly in love like I hope we meet her
31:15yeah yeah she's a special human what does she do not that that's important she's a singer she's
31:21amazing oh really she's amazing and she's stunning what's your name Jess Glynn
31:26did you get married I will get married to her when just waiting for her to ask Rubes oh no
31:34that's hilarious I'm so happy for you thank you because it's so exciting when you you know when
31:39you're in that state yeah like I know my forever is with her you know I think if I play my cards
31:46right I might be invited to the um the Alex and Jess wedding it's really nice to hear a love story
31:52between two women two big stars so many years ago that wouldn't be allowed on television or even to
31:58her have the the the nerve to talk about it out loud maybe you've met some people you met you
32:05interviewed OJ oh yeah like oh no that was insane wow yeah he was he tried to did you see it yes
32:14all right yeah when he tried to kill me with the banana yeah he said I did it and then he went April
32:19fools oh yeah because he wanted to get caught you know what he couldn't live with the guilt so he was
32:26teasing the whole time teasing saying come on indict me yeah some crazies yeah I mean I did Trump I
32:34know what his brain is like wow total insanity just insanity and anger and arrogance and then Bill
32:43Cosby was insane too this is an iconic moment that we are sat around with Ruby Wax I loved watching
32:52Ruby Wax meets like I grew up watching all her documentaries like shows like this bring people
32:57together that I never thought that I would meet in my life how did you feel in the height of it all
33:03like you were just like Ruby Wax no I felt like you're in the center of something a storm and so you
33:09don't feel anything yeah I mean you do you feel high but that's gonna that's really unhealthy yeah
33:16you know that way for that high to come down you're like yeah yeah yeah it's so exciting so it's like
33:22fight and flight the whole time yeah even though what's to be afraid of yeah and you still got
33:27depression you know what I mean yeah you still get it yeah it's crazy yeah I get a lot I get social
33:33anxiety a lot oh really and you're here wow so like you can't tell really no good you don't have
33:42any of this me yeah I go inwards in myself in big groups yeah so like even coming into this my Jessica
33:49her name's Jessica but yeah to the world she's Jess Glynn right um so Jessica's like you know you're just
33:56really gonna have to come out of yourself like show them what I see every day oh wow I'll try but
34:02as soon as then I then get it we can see it no no we can see it thanks
34:07welcome back to absolutely get me out of here live from Australia now the great thing about having
34:21someone like Ruby Wax down there is that she's asking all the questions we want answers to yes
34:26she's already chatted to Kelly about Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow she's spoken to Alex about her
34:31relationship with Jess Glynn and now it's time for the third guest on Ruby's Chat Show tonight
34:35please welcome Jack Osborne did you grow up sporty no not at all I grew up like um like Ginge behind a
34:45computer screen what happens when you're filmed all the the filming never really bothered me it was the
34:51result of the filming that bothered me which was just like the a huge amount of attention because I was
34:56always pretty shy and pretty private the Osbournes were the first touch we ever saw of reality TV where
35:02you actually followed that family around it was just the most exciting TV you ever saw and that was way
35:09before any other reality show they were only supposed to film us for three weeks to do a pilot and then
35:14they just end up staying for like four years yeah it was an amazing show yeah it was an amazing show
35:21and it kind of led the way for everybody else for better or worse yeah yeah I just filmed you and your
35:28sister fighting all the time pretty much and being watched didn't how does that affect you yeah it was
35:34really it was really you know he's right in your house yeah your life it was not a lot of structure
35:39and too much abundance yeah and freedom you know when you when you give a kid a 16 year old a shit ton
35:47of money and you're not a whole lot of rules right in LA you're kind of just like okay let's go play
35:54and then uh yeah I got sober when I was 17 what were you doing a lot of pills a lot of alcohol a lot of
36:01weed did you have to go somewhere yeah yeah where'd you go it was like a adolescent treatment center
36:06in uh in California and they never relapsed wow I think it was great that he was so honest about
36:14being an addict I can't put together the kid that was on that show with what we're seeing now he's
36:19like this mature really straight kind of guy and you you've got to be affected by that kind of fame I
36:25think kids have to you know with the kids that go through stuff like that in your childhood make
36:30better adults because you know I think so I think if we get our shit together yeah if and did you
36:36get it together right away um I still don't think I have it together yeah we're still trying to figure
36:43the only thing I know is that I don't know much well that's enlightenment yeah I'm still still trying
36:49to figure it out I turned 40 last week and I was like oh when I was 20 I thought yeah I've got this
36:57yeah yeah I've got it all yeah I know and then like yeah as I approach 40 I'm like I have literally
37:03no idea what any of this is yeah but we're all trying to do that we're even you'll never figure
37:09it out you know that's the deal and the faster you can figure out there's no answer yeah the older
37:15you get the more you realize that you don't have it works out Jack's in his forces now I dare say
37:21when he when he gets to his 60s he'll look at it even differently yeah you've got to make the most
37:26of it yeah but it's great to see you come through that yeah thank you love it Ruby yeah I bet there
37:38is loads more of this to come over the next few weeks when they get voted out she can do the
37:42interviews we can just go home that's a great idea sweet great idea now fun camel fact for all
37:49you camel fact fans out there there are actually more camels in Australia than in any other country
37:55in the world Wow Wow however there's one less camel now thanks to last night's dinner which arrived a
38:03little earlier than usual well tiny eight are you sure you got seven jungle gods please provide us
38:18with nutritious and tasty food tonight please allow us all to indulge celebrities as a result of H
38:29winning seven stars in today's trial you have camel rump or coal habas water I've never even heard of
38:42any of them come along yeah I'm not going to any restaurant where someone's gone habas water but
38:49Tata Dolce the other I said yeah I love some of that dice the carrots then we could do all right ladies
38:56chef chef Kelly chef Alex Shawna please if you don't know I'm not doing it yeah the three of you get
39:02it no no no Alex it doesn't need a thousand chefs no good luck to you look Jack let's sit back I'm out of
39:08here I agree with Jack let's make it true me and Alex are cooking tonight and I love cooking so to be
39:19given a chance I'm really excited I think the veg goes in last the potatoes are gonna take a while
39:24yeah yes girl oh this is like heaven to me right I'm gonna throw these in as well are we just for a
39:31bit and then we'll throw it all in together in the big pot with the rice and I think wait do you want
39:35to measure out the rice first so you know how much water sorry I need it and you get out of the kitchen
39:41Jack should I put a sock in your mouth yes yeah well Jack was still you know behind the scenes Jack was
39:49whispering because he couldn't stay out of it he really loves being the boss so that's why we call
39:54him Captain Jack you feeling pressure no I like it I like it you like the pressure yeah you feel like
40:02you've got purpose yeah we just really wanted to deliver when it comes to meal times you know
40:24everyone is waiting for a delicious meal it's gonna be tasty look at that jungle paella jungle paella
40:35yeah everyone come and get your little pans here oh wow everyone's having a feast tonight yeah ladies
40:42um wow good heaven heaven so far they made the best dinner that I've had in camp I mean you got to
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42:22welcome back to I'm a celebrity get me out of here now late last night four celebrities headed off
42:31to take part in a challenge to win a very precious prize it was a challenge that took place in the dark
42:38in a room scary what was it called it was called the dark room challenge how do they come up with this
42:46stuff all right here we go we've cracked far and wide upon us oh what oh is this like a haunted house
43:01oh my gosh it looks like the house from stranger things we are in the outside there all right what
43:07we got here okay all right Eddie Jack Lisa and Shona tonight you have the chance to win your photos from
43:14home good Jack and Shona your job is to enter the gallery and describe the photos on display
43:24Eddie and Lisa it's your job to find the identical pictures in the dark room when you have found the
43:31matching photo hang it on the line for printing but every correct match that you make you will win
43:37two photos from home however neither room will be lit unless Jack and Shona are holding the power
43:45switches in the correct position myself and Shona are in one room in the gallery and we have to have
43:52our hands on some kind of light switch which leads me to believe that it's gonna suck all right
43:56shall we okay we're doing this for the fam oh we're doing this for the fam and I come back at camp
44:03absolutely yes oh you're definitely up for the challenge tonight's challenge is so important we
44:08have got the chance to win ten photos of our family and our loved ones from home all right yeah yeah
44:13all right let's go get it get in the game here we go oh my god hold on
44:34all right what is on me go Jack go go all right I can see Kev's motel jacuzzi diner 24 hour
44:53and I can see a 24 hour reception it says diner 24 hour diner I can see a graveyard
45:00I can see it looks like a pie or something with a with like flies in it
45:05what are we looking for a pie with what a clown hat no no just listen to me listen for a second
45:14it looks like a creme brulee what did you say creme brulee creme brulee yes I've got a creme brulee with flies
45:23okay wait right yeah no okay okay okay this is the one thing where the clowns with balloons
45:33clowns with balloons yeah with a with a trumpet do they have a trumpet okay
45:38they're all in a circle
45:39oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it's under my armpit I don't know it's four clowns
45:51looking down yes yes we've got it okay oh yes put it in okay what about like crows and like
45:58scare crow looking people in the middle of a field yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we've got
46:01scarecrows in the field with crows with crows in the air with crows we've got it we've got
46:05it we've got it we've got it go for it throw it in there
46:07got it just listen to me guys birthday table
46:19with balloons and cake.
46:22OK, OK.
46:23Oh, my God, they're all full of worms.
46:26I can't pick these up.
46:27Oh, no!
46:28Come again, baby, Bez.
46:29Wait.
46:30I'm really sorry that we're trying here, yeah?
46:31A birthday cake?
46:32A birthday cake.
46:33And there's a round table with a window.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:37Oh, my God.
46:38Yes, yes, yes!
46:39Cave Motel!
46:40Don't eat!
46:41Oh, my God.
46:42Oh, my God.
46:43Oh, my God!
46:44Come on.
46:45Oh, my God!
46:47Come on.
46:48Give it to me!
46:49Oh!
46:52Corrine, Mac!
46:53Right, Cade, get Cade in.
46:55And we go.
46:56Please, please, please.
46:58Cade, bring, bring.
47:00OK.
47:01Well done, well done.
47:01Have you found Cade's Motel?
47:03Yes, he's in.
47:04We're waiting.
47:05We're waiting.
47:06Yes, Cade, do this.
47:07Yes!
47:09Yes!
47:10Yeah!
47:11Yeah!
47:12Yeah!
47:13Is that fine?
47:14Yes!
47:15We did it!
47:16One, two, three, four, five!
47:17All right, get out!
47:18Yes!
47:19Get out!
47:20Go, go, go!
47:21Can we come out?
47:22Can we come out?
47:23I forgot you have to turn the door!
47:25Oh!
47:26Oh!
47:27Whoa!
47:28Oh my God!
47:29We're gonna get our pictures from home!
47:30Oh my God!
47:31Oh my God, amazing!
47:32Oh!
47:33Of weed!
47:34Oh, a weed a bit!
47:35I think I thought it might be a bit!
47:36I did a weed a bit!
47:40What?
47:44What?
47:45Mind you, always scary doing a challenge in the wee small hours.
47:48It's even scarier when the challenge makes you do a wee wee in the wee small hours.
47:53I can't believe that.
47:54The vote for the trial is now closed but we'll be back after the break to reveal who've you
47:58chosen to take on the Ascarium.
48:01We'll see you for that in just a few minutes.
48:10Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here live from Australia.
48:13Now, down in camp there's one thing guaranteed to bring a tear to the eye.
48:18Mmm, sitting next to Kelly Brook after she's had a macrobiotic breakfast.
48:21No, no, no, no, no.
48:22Getting a photo from home.
48:24Oh.
48:25Guys!
48:26Hey!
48:27I come bearing gifts!
48:29Good boy!
48:30This is obviously the results of the challenge.
48:33This is a picture of two cats.
48:36That could be me.
48:40I feel a little bad because it should have been my family.
48:43They're going to be so angry at home that I'm not holding up.
48:46These are my children and this is my husband.
48:48Cats.
48:49That's all I'm thinking about is my cats.
48:52Oh, wow.
48:53This is a big family.
48:55Someone's holding a dog, a puppy.
48:57Is it me?
48:58Me!
48:59There you are, Shauna.
49:00That's the full family pic right there.
49:02That's Papa.
49:03Listen.
49:04I saw a different side to everyone in the camp tonight.
49:06That's my sister Camilla.
49:07Me mum.
49:08Looking at everybody's pictures, everybody's face just lit up.
49:12This is my picture.
49:14Oh.
49:15Aww.
49:16Yeah, that's me and my mum and my sister.
49:19How old are you?
49:20How old are you?
49:21I was probably ten.
49:22But look, hey, the outfit's dapper.
49:24That is so cute.
49:25Yeah, yeah.
49:26I hated this outfit.
49:27I hated it.
49:28But I appreciated that.
49:29I love it.
49:30I was so, so upset if you look in that picture.
49:33I had my hands in my pocket.
49:34It's almost like I didn't want to take it.
49:36Why did my mum make me dress like my sister?
49:38Look at this picture.
49:40Ooh.
49:41Aww.
49:42So nice.
49:43Look at that.
49:45Aww, thank you.
49:46That is beautiful.
49:48That's my fam.
49:49This picture kind of represents what I do it for.
49:56You know, what I do everything for.
50:00I see a happy family.
50:05I feel a lot of love.
50:09A lot of love for them.
50:12Look at this.
50:13Jeez.
50:14Aww.
50:15That looks like your G.
50:18Yeah.
50:19My baby girls, my two sisters, everything I do is for them too.
50:25Bottom line, really, I'm on this show for them too.
50:29I make music for them too.
50:30I make music for them too.
50:31Try and make a living for them too.
50:33And, er, yeah, they're my girls.
50:36Everyone looks really chuffed and happy.
50:39There's so much love in this picture here.
50:42Aww.
50:43Good guy, Ging.
50:44Yeah, nice.
50:45Come on, man.
50:46Come here, son.
50:47Aww.
50:49Where was that, Ging?
50:50Uh, Socceride.
50:51Of course it was.
50:52Probably the proudest day of my life there.
50:55Went to Socceride with my mum as a kid.
50:57Had them there watching me as a player of the, er, the celebs and the icons.
51:01There's a man who just looks caring in the corner.
51:04His eyes are just like, he's just like caring.
51:07And then there's the most beautiful dog.
51:10That would be me.
51:11Look at this.
51:12Aww.
51:13Aww.
51:14Yeah, because I know them looks great for me, man.
51:18You know, that's my world there.
51:20That's my support.
51:21You know, my husband's my everything.
51:23I miss you.
51:24I think about them every day.
51:27Hopefully they're watching.
51:29I didn't think it was going to be as hard as this, to be honest.
51:41With this picture, it just looks like it was a fun night out.
51:45Two people who are just happy.
51:48And then there's the ladies wearing glasses.
51:50They're holding a glass saying cheers.
51:52Cheers to life, Mum.
51:54Aww.
51:56It's really hard being away from Jessica, who has been my support.
52:01This is the longest that we've ever been separated.
52:04That's my Jessica.
52:05Love of my life.
52:07I hope she's doing alright.
52:09And I can't wait to get home and see her.
52:11Come on, please.
52:12Come on, please.
52:13Come on, please.
52:14Come on, please.
52:15Come on, please.
52:16Come on, please.
52:17Come on, please.
52:18Oh, so that's, um...
52:22That's my Evelyn.
52:24That's my other half out.
52:28That's Jakey and Josh.
52:30And that's my brother Liam.
52:31Aww.
52:32The loves of my life.
52:34Oh, wow.
52:35This is just really, really brilliant.
52:38Because I keep forgetting that they can see me.
52:42I just can't see them.
52:44You know?
52:45And I just...
52:46All I want to do is do and proud.
52:48Bro, this picture, I have no words.
52:51Aww.
52:52This is so cool.
52:56He's on that shot.
52:57It's my crew.
52:58Gorgeous girls.
52:59This sounds really strange to me to say,
53:01but it is nice to see everybody getting emotional.
53:04It's been a really crazy day.
53:08But I think it's actually been a really beneficial one.
53:14Mama, you know what?
53:15It's just cheers to our families, right?
53:17Yeah. Yeah.
53:18Do you know what I mean?
53:19Cheers to our families, right?
53:20To family.
53:21To family.
53:22This is what it's about.
53:26Aww.
53:27Right, let's go in to come and tell them who's doing the next trial.
53:30All right.
53:31Balamora.
53:32Oh, here we are.
53:33Good morning, everybody.
53:34Morning.
53:35Good morning.
53:36Good morning.
53:37Nice to see you.
53:38What just wrecked the mic?
53:39What just wrecked the mic?
53:40What just wrecked the mic?
53:41What just wrecked the mic?
53:42What just wrecked the mic?
53:43What just wrecked the mic?
53:44What just wrecked the mic?
53:45What just wrecked the mic?
53:46What just wrecked the mic?
53:47What just wrecked the mic?
53:48Sigh!
53:49Yeah, very good.
53:50I wasn't expecting that.
53:51I love it.
53:53Oh, you bunch of idiots.
53:55What just wrecked the mic?
53:56It's wrecked the mic.
53:57Now, the public have been voiled for the trial.
53:59This one is called the Ascarium.
54:02Ruby, you're ruled out of this one on medical grounds.
54:05I got that.
54:06So, in no particular order.
54:09Jack.
54:11The public have decided.
54:15It's not you.
54:17Lisa.
54:20It's not you.
54:21Martin.
54:26It's not you
54:29Alex
54:32It's not you
54:34H
54:39It's not you
54:42Ginge
54:46It might be
54:50Shauna
54:52It's not you
54:55Oh my god
54:56Kelly
55:00It's not you
55:01So that means
55:03Who are
55:04Eddie
55:06It might be you
55:07So it's between Ginge
55:09and Eddie
55:10The public have decided the person they want to see face
55:14The Ascarium
55:16is
55:20Eddie
55:21Eddie
55:24Eddie
55:25Let's get ready to rumble at the trials area
55:29Eddie
55:32I feel it
55:33Oh
55:34Did you hear?
55:35I feel it man
55:36I felt it
55:37I felt
55:38Since last night, I felt it
55:42I just felt it
55:44It's a swimming one
55:45Yeah
55:46I heard you say an aquarium
55:46Yeah
55:47Is it?
55:47Ascarium he said
55:48He said it's got to be an aquarium.
55:50How are you a swimming?
55:52It's not bad, I want Jo.
55:55Another newbie at the trial.
55:57If you're after more jungle action, look no further than ITV2
56:00where Joel and Kemi are waiting for you with Am A Celebrity Unpacked.
56:03What is coming up on tonight's show, guys?
56:06We'll be joined yet again by Alison Hammond, Lee Francis and Melvin O'Doom
56:10and talking live to Alex in the Bush Telegraph.
56:13And of course, you boys are coming up as well.
56:15So switch over to ITV2 straight after the main show
56:18or catch us any time on ITVX.
56:20Back to you guys.
56:21We'll be there in a minute.
56:22That's it from us here but we're back tomorrow night at 9 o'clock
56:25to see Eddie in the Iscarium.
56:27Thanks for watching. See you tomorrow. Good night, everyone.
56:29Good night.
56:45Have perfect sales!
56:47Up next.
56:49One more day.
56:51Who's next?
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