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Home and Away 8584 24th September 2025
,Home and Away 8584
,Home and Away
,Home and Away 8585 25th September 2025
,Home and Away 8584
,Home and Away
,Home and Away 8585 25th September 2025
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00:00Closer each day
00:03Home and no way
00:06You're gonna be a dad?
00:14Cash! Ding!
00:17What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you were just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25You are seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:33I don't know.
00:34Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent.
00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.
00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss and I've been ordered to cease all inquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow it up there, right?
00:56It won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:00Sorry, mate.
01:01Yeah, so am I.
01:03Let go, life, I'll get lost.
01:07Be found if I have.
01:09Hold down if you're so good.
01:12Good vibes, good times, good morning.
01:14Good night, good friends, good good friends.
01:17Good luck, mes amis.
01:19What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:22Moved up a level in the language app.
01:24Nothing to brag about.
01:25Today is the day, I am so excited.
01:28Wait, wait, what?
01:29She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.
01:31Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic.
01:33Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:35Oh yeah?
01:36Keep telling yourself that, chump.
01:38Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:40Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:41I'll see you later.
01:43Later.
01:44Hey, I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:46Yeah, don't worry.
01:47Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city,
01:49no matter what time it ends.
01:50Yeah, sounds interesting.
01:52Don't worry, I'm not angling for an invite.
01:55As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.
01:58Just reminds me of my Navy days,
02:00when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger
02:03and took him and tied him to a telephone bowl
02:05miles out of town.
02:07That sounds rough.
02:09It was, all right.
02:11Problem was, none of us could remember where we tied him up.
02:14I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
02:16Neither would I, son.
02:18Neither would I.
02:22Hey, you had a big one planned, eh?
02:30Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast,
02:32always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.
02:34Please tell me I'm gonna like what you've got planned.
02:36Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.
02:38What does that even mean?
02:40Don't worry.
02:41I got the memo.
02:42You're a rock chick.
02:45What?
02:47I'm so glad that I've got a super-chilled best man.
02:49We're probably just gonna end up watching the footy
02:51with a couple of beers,
02:52maybe taking it easy,
02:53probably end up babysitting, something like that.
02:55Yeah, do me a favour.
02:56Add to your vows that once we're married,
02:57you're never gonna have the smug look again, yeah?
02:58Ah, well, my vows are gonna be much deeper than that, aren't they?
03:00How are yours going, by the way?
03:02Um, they're a work in progress.
03:03Yeah.
03:04You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind
03:05and showed me yours
03:06and we can make sure we're on the same page.
03:07We're definitely on the same page.
03:09Okay, good.
03:10Well, I'm gonna go finish my vows.
03:11Okay.
03:12Love you.
03:13Love you too.
03:14Hey, the groom.
03:15Hey, best man.
03:16Hey.
03:17How you going?
03:18Yeah, good.
03:19We need to talk about tonight.
03:20There's gonna be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life
03:22or forget.
03:23Oh, I was gonna make your breakfast in bed.
03:34Oh wait, thank you.
03:35I just got up and I was so excited.
03:37This feels so right, doesn't it?
03:39It does.
03:40It does.
03:41I'm with you.
03:42See?
03:43Manifesting.
03:44I just think it and then it happened.
03:46Or it's science.
03:48Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
03:49Science, luck, manifesting.
03:50Either way, we're very blessed.
03:52We are.
03:53We are.
03:54We are blessed.
03:55I really, really should.
03:56I didn't have to go to this tonne of bucks party.
03:58Oh, I know.
03:59I've got Abigail's invitation.
04:00There's like four different locations.
04:01That's true.
04:02I may never come home.
04:03Should we just tell them what's happened then?
04:05I'll go.
04:06Mm-mm.
04:07We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:09No, you're right.
04:10You're right.
04:11Yeah.
04:12It'll be our little secret.
04:13Oh, Molly.
04:14Hey.
04:15Don't mind me.
04:16Mmm.
04:19You all good?
04:20Mm-hmm.
04:21Good.
04:22You good?
04:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:24Just talking about the parties.
04:25Well, you better buckle up because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:26Oh, okay.
04:27Here we go.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Party time.
04:30Yeah.
04:32No.
04:33Wow.
04:34Don't do that.
04:46Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Thanks for covering for Leah today. I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:30Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.
05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.
05:36I know. I've taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including what is dear?
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:41As usual. Thanks, mate.
05:43How do you all get up?
05:45Fine.
05:45Thanks.
05:46Sure.
05:50What's this?
05:52It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:54What's a whiskey bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.
05:57It's a gentleman's club.
05:59Oh.
06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.
06:01This place has a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?
06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:08Brother, I've been researching.
06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:12It's going to be amazing.
06:13Righto.
06:13Okay.
06:14And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:16Okay.
06:16And when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:19Hey, don't worry.
06:19It's a classy place.
06:21You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:23Or the right thing.
06:24Sorry.
06:24Depending how you look at it.
06:25Sorry, sorry.
06:26Sorry.
06:26Did you say $300?
06:27Don't worry.
06:29Everyone's shipped in.
06:30It's all covered.
06:31Our shop.
06:31I'm impressed.
06:33It's high praise coming from you.
06:34Hmm.
06:34Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling in Yaddy Creek and then have
06:37him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:42All right.
06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.
06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.
06:48And then we're going to do a burlesque class.
06:49And then we're going to do dinner.
06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.
06:52Ha!
06:53Wait, you're going to do all those things.
06:54You're going to kill Yaddy.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up, which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Sydney Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.
07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as the prize.
07:06Oh.
07:07Are you serious?
07:08No.
07:08No.
07:09Just kidding.
07:11Kind of.
07:25No.
07:30No.
07:31No.
07:34No.
07:39No.
07:40No.
07:41No.
07:52No.
07:53I'm sorry, I don't believe in kipping.
08:00Hey! That was quick. You done with your bowels already?
08:04Yes! Something like that.
08:06Hey, um, listen, how much do you know about what Abigail's organised for you?
08:09Um, almost nothing. She won't tell me.
08:11Right. You okay?
08:13Yeah, yeah, fine. How'd you go with your chilled best mates?
08:16He's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:18He's actually organised this whole expensive, elaborate night.
08:21Sounds fun. Sounds fun.
08:24What?
08:25I gotta go. It's, um, just wedding vows stuff. It's private.
08:28Yeah, okay. I'll see you at home.
08:30Yeah!
08:37Hey, John, um, we need to talk.
08:40I read Casher's vows.
08:41No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?
08:43They are bad. They are really, really bad.
08:48Mmm.
08:51Ah, that's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:53Usually I would jump at a whisky bar.
08:55Okay, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:58Eh.
08:59Yeah.
09:01You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird? We actually live here.
09:04Well, I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:07Not if I'm about to head to a whisky bar.
09:09Right, sure.
09:10I think he wants you to leave.
09:11Yeah, sorry.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Okay.
09:14Look.
09:15Hi.
09:16I hate to do this, and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:19What is it?
09:20I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:21Okay.
09:22I really hope I'm about to congratulate you, because if what I found belongs to Abigail,
09:27then she and I are going to have a serious, life-changing conversation.
09:33Okay, well, you can calm down.
09:35The pregnancy test is mine.
09:36Congratulations.
09:37That's awesome.
09:38Yeah, why?
09:39Because you're off the hook?
09:40No, because you are going to be the best mum ever.
09:42Oh.
09:43Oh.
09:44Thanks, darling.
09:45Thanks.
09:46Thanks.
09:48To the next day, Jeanne.
09:50Pregnancy test is mine.
09:55Congratulations.
09:57That's awesome.
09:58Yeah, why? Because you're off the hook?
10:00No, because you are going to be the best mum ever.
10:03Oh, thanks, buddy.
10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress,
10:11I've hit a brick wall?
10:13They'll understand.
10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:17And I don't want them at each other's throws again
10:20just because I can't give them answers.
10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:27I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:32They're there to protect us and the public.
10:35I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting
10:40is the one that killed my wife.
10:42All right, so you follow the rules
10:47and maybe you never get this guy,
10:48but if you break him,
10:51you get justice for your wife.
10:54I get it.
10:56That's a huge risk.
11:01Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're Al Celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:12Oh.
11:13A-ba-ba-ba.
11:14Read it.
11:16E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:24Yep.
11:25E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please, stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:31Well, at least they're interesting.
11:32This, this is the kind of poem
11:34you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:38His future bride.
11:39Or you, our celebrant,
11:40who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:42But what are we comparing this to?
11:44Has he ever written you a love letter?
11:46No.
11:46No.
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John, he hasn't, okay?
11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:53But the good news is
11:54your vows won't have much to live up to.
11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family
11:58and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out of it.
12:00I can never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I to judge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day's supposed to be about.
12:11Okay, so great.
12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:13Well, you're marrying him.
12:14Be honest.
12:15How?
12:16John, for starters,
12:17I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust
12:19and found the vows.
12:20True that.
12:20Second,
12:22he's so proud of them.
12:24If I tell him that they are awful,
12:26it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him,
12:30or you stand up there on your wedding day
12:33and he's going to say to you,
12:35E is for eternity.
12:37B is for diamond.
12:39E is for eternity.
12:40Twice.
12:45Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:49Beautiful.
12:50All right, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:52You sure about all this?
12:53It sounds expensive.
12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:56Let's make it count.
12:57I still remember the bus night Nico threw to me.
12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots, though.
13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.
13:04You see?
13:05See, it stays with you.
13:06Yeah, all right.
13:06Let's make it a good one.
13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:09Not at all, mate.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:14Yeah, he made a few interesting points
13:16about the vows.
13:18I don't know.
13:18What'd he say?
13:20He believes it doesn't matter what you say
13:21as long as it comes from the heart.
13:23Completely agree with that.
13:24Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:27If you got up there and you read a passage
13:28from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:30Yeah, I mean, you'd care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:33I just, I don't want either of us
13:35getting up there in front of everyone we know
13:36and embarrassing ourselves, you know?
13:39You know what I reckon?
13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time
13:42worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:44This is our wedding.
13:46We should be able to say and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out
13:54and I don't want Tarnay's biggest bender ever, okay?
13:57Tarnay, I got to you too.
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:05You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06Well, it's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:08I just don't get why you felt the need
14:19to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.
14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:25Can you imagine?
14:27No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:34Oh, also, can you not tell anybody?
14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:39Shh, it's not a problem.
14:40Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff,
14:42she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:49That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Now that we've told someone, it feels real.
14:57I know.
14:59Really real.
15:00Oof.
15:02All right.
15:02What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you
15:09and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.
15:11I'm here.
15:12I'm here.
15:12What is the big emergency?
15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready
15:17for the most epic hands night ever.
15:19Sit.
15:21We, uh, we need to talk about tonight.
15:24Oh, was...
15:25Was there a problem?
15:27The problem is
15:28I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey
15:31at a bar that's hours away.
15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus
15:34with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:36You told her?
15:37No.
15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:41I'm sorry, mate.
15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.
15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:47Look, you both know us well enough
15:50to know that
15:50hanging with our friends is all we really want.
15:53Can you get a full refund?
15:56If that's what you want.
15:58Yeah, look, please.
16:00I guess I can make some calls.
16:03Me too.
16:06Now, if you don't mind,
16:07I'd like to take my bride-to-be
16:09out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.
16:11I will go freshen up.
16:12I think they took it pretty well.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.
16:29Yeah.
16:33Are you the kind of person
16:34to take no for answer?
16:35Not usually.
16:36You?
16:37Never.
16:37We need a plan B.
16:40And fast.
16:47No rest for the wicked, Sarge.
16:49Something like that.
17:07No rest for the wicked.
17:35Now that we have the afternoon free, we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:51Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:55Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:57Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00Plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:07Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:10Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?
18:12Okay?
18:12Look, I love you.
18:14I'm not going to let you down.
18:15Okay?
18:17Hey!
18:20All right, you two.
18:22Get in the car.
18:23Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:25We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this.
18:27Okay?
18:29Come on, don't make me stand again.
18:30In the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:32You'll see, you'll see.
18:33Let's go, let's go.
18:34Get in there.
18:35Come here.
18:38All right.
18:39All right.
18:39Here we go.
18:55Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:58Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:01What is it?
19:04Well, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:06Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:14No, no, no, no.
19:14It's not that.
19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there, and we have to pretend like we don't
19:18know that I'm a prick.
19:19Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:20Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:22I did tell them about the implantation the other day.
19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.
19:27That's going to make it harder.
19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages, and we've kept
19:35a secret.
19:35No, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.
19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:41No.
19:42No, we cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash and Eaton's day.
19:45Yeah, true.
19:46True.
19:46It's like the original plan.
19:48We just don't tell anyone.
19:49No one.
19:49For now.
19:50Have I told you how lucky I am to admit you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:01Here we go.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party.
20:06Yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we do?
20:10You got plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12How did you manage all of this?
20:15We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted good.
20:18So, Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your Scotch Whiskey.
20:21Or trust the Irish Drop.
20:24Or my personal favourite.
20:27Japanese Whiskey.
20:28This is very impressive, Tata.
20:29I'm going to have a Japanese Whiskey.
20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:34Can you do that?
20:35Margarita?
20:36Oh, yes, please.
20:37You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.
20:41Yes, yes, I did.
20:42Welcome to the best hand-slash box party of your dreams.
20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.
20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:48No speeches, no expectations.
20:49Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brainpower for a lifetime.
20:56Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:58Aw.
21:00Hey.
21:01Hey.
21:02How you doing, Chief?
21:03Ah.
21:04All right.
21:10And how are you?
21:10What's going on?
21:11The vows.
21:12What, his or yours?
21:13I haven't done mine yet, but Grammy, his.
21:16I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
21:17I can't go wrong.
21:18They really are bad.
21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them to some music.
21:22Can you please take this seriously?
21:24My vows are beautiful.
21:25Beautiful, babe.
21:26They suck.
21:28Okay, all right.
21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
21:30W for why'd you go through my things?
21:33You set me up.
21:34I'm playing a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
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