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Home and Away 8585 25th September 2025
,Home and Away 8586 29th September 2025
,Home and Away
,Home and Away 8586 29th September 2025
,Home and Away
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00:00Closer each day, I'm in no way
00:10Hey John, um, we need to talk. I read Casher's vows.
00:13You don't. No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?
00:15They are bad. They are really, really bad.
00:18E is for eternity. Yeah.
00:21D is for diamond. Please stop, it's even worse when I hear it out loud.
00:25Well at least they're interesting.
00:26This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
00:30Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
00:32His future bride. You're gonna be a dad.
00:38What we cannot make today about us, this is Cash Needham's day.
00:41We just don't tell anyone. No one. For now.
00:44Get in the car. Oh, okay, we sort of discussed this, didn't we? We said no parties.
00:47No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
00:49Okay, so what exactly did we get? Your plan B.
00:52Well, this is impressive. Margarita? Oh yes, please.
00:55Thomas mean that I don't have to make a speech? No speeches, no expectations.
00:58Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.
01:07I was looking forward to an underground whiskey bar in the city like the old days.
01:11I know, but you're all loved up now. Your days of pretending to be a player are long gone.
01:16Oh, I'm coupled up, but it wouldn't stop me from wingmanning my sad, sorry, lonely best buddy, would it?
01:20The day I need you to be my wingman is the day I'm going to hang on my spurs.
01:23All right, cowboy.
01:25Boys, boys, boys. Ready for the big party?
01:28Yeah, so excited.
01:29Oh, come on.
01:30Abby said that's what Eden and Cash wanted.
01:32Yeah, we're heading there now if you guys want a lift.
01:34Yeah, I've just got to go to Seoul and grab something and drink.
01:36Remy, we have enough alcohol.
01:38Yeah, but I was going to take it easy and drink.
01:40Oh, I've got non-alcoholic.
01:41Oh, wow.
01:42That's going to be the most fun bucks, hens thing in the world.
01:44Okay, stop, Hugh. Stop prejudging.
01:46Okay, fine.
01:47But if it turns into one of those boring barbecues, promise me one of you two will be the stripper.
01:54Looks like it's Mac.
01:55Right, I'm going to pick up Dana. You're good for a lift.
01:57I'll see you later.
01:58Bye.
02:00Could I get the alcohol over to the cocktail bars and the fruit into the kitchen?
02:04Okay.
02:06How do we pull this off in such short notice?
02:08Because we are smart, resourceful, and knowing the owner of a restaurant can't hurt.
02:11Mm-hmm.
02:12Cheers to that.
02:13Cheers.
02:14You know what, it kind of sucks that I can't do any of the games that I play.
02:17I don't see why we can't.
02:18Oh, oh, you want to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey?
02:20Yeah, sounds tame enough.
02:22Yeah, except the donkey is a Photoshopped picture of Cash and we're not exactly pinning a tail on him.
02:26You still want to play?
02:27Let's play.
02:28No, no, I'm good.
02:29Hey, are you sure that this isn't too tame?
02:39I told you, I love it.
02:41Okay, good, because you're not allowed to have a care in the world tonight.
02:44They're here!
02:45Here we go.
02:46Yay!
02:47Oh, champagne!
02:49Guys, this is a great setup.
02:53Yeah.
02:54It's good, eh?
02:55This is so much better than some expensive bar in the city, right?
02:57Yeah, come on.
02:58Is Z drinking for both of you two?
03:00Nah, I am more than happy sorting out the music and never finding out what a hangover feels like.
03:04The key to sorting out a hangover is pacing yourself to begin with.
03:07I will quote you on that in the morning.
03:09Where's your better heart?
03:10Mate, how many of you had to drink?
03:11Man, Bree ended things ages.
03:12Sonny.
03:13I'm talking about Sonny, mate.
03:14You'll be here soon, right?
03:17So are you sure doing the bucks and the hens together is a good idea?
03:20Oh, it's always the hens that gets out of control in the end.
03:23Mm-hmm.
03:25You've done an amazing job, especially in her condition.
03:27Hey.
03:28Keep your voice down.
03:29Relax.
03:30It's only close friends coming.
03:31Everyone understand your situation?
03:32Not here.
03:33Come on.
03:37What is going on?
03:39Look, I'm not opposed to you, no one.
03:41We're just skipping under wraps for now, okay?
03:43Okay.
03:44Well, you could have told us that the other day.
03:45Sorry?
03:46You told us about the implantation, remember?
03:49The implantation, yes.
03:50I did tell you about that.
03:51Wait.
03:53Did it work?
03:54Is Mac pregnant?
03:57Don't keep me in suspense.
03:59Yes.
04:00She's pregnant.
04:01Yes.
04:02Oh, it's not for you.
04:03You both deserve this.
04:04Why didn't you just say that?
04:06Because this is your day, and I didn't want to look a shadow at the wedding stone.
04:09I see if I care about that.
04:10Just keep it under wraps.
04:11Yes.
04:12Yes, of course.
04:13Can you find me the last time in our family and so much to celebrate?
04:17Whoa, how stunning does my sister look?
04:23Yeah, when I saw that outfit, I wondered how I got so lucky.
04:26Then I looked in the mirror, and it all became clear.
04:29You two must be happy it's a joint party now.
04:31Absolutely.
04:32I love celebrating with my handsome boyfriend.
04:34Yeah, I hate to break it to you though.
04:36It's going to be lamer than a year seven disco.
04:38The last Bucks Night I attended, the cops came after we all stripped off.
04:41I've grown as a person since then though.
04:43Yeah, have you?
04:44Hey.
04:45Don't you have to rush home and get changed for the party?
04:47Oh, I'm not going anymore.
04:48I'm on call at the hospital.
04:49You're back at work?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yeah, well I fully recovered, so.
04:52I just, I didn't realise.
04:53How are you feeling about it?
04:54I'm ready.
04:55It would have been nice if admin had done something to change security,
04:58but it is what it is.
05:00Well, at least I won't be the only one missing out on the fun.
05:02You might still have time to get a babysitter.
05:04Yeah, dump the kid.
05:06In the nicest possible way.
05:07Well, you can come hang at my place.
05:09I might not even get called into the hospital.
05:12We can be social outcasts together.
05:13Hey.
05:14Mmm.
05:15I've forgotten how much I like whiskey.
05:20Hmm.
05:21That's a decorative.
05:22It's stronger than it looks.
05:23You're carrying him home, not me.
05:25You know, I reckon I made a good call on who my best man is.
05:28Field was pretty narrow for me for blokes to pick from.
05:31Cheers.
05:32Cheers.
05:33Cheers.
05:34Cheers.
05:35Hey.
05:36Who are we talking about?
05:37Wedding star?
05:38You are so beautiful.
05:39Have you guys seen her?
05:40Oh, my God.
05:41By the way, babe, I've got a great idea.
05:42I'm going to put a whiskey bar in the house.
05:43What do you want?
05:44How is he half cut already?
05:45Oh, don't worry.
05:46I'll keep an eye on him.
05:47I think you're failing him.
05:48Relax, guys.
05:49What do you want to talk about, babe?
05:50It can wait.
05:51Pregnancy.
05:52What?
05:53You're failing.
05:54Yeah.
05:55And you couldn't trust Molly with that information?
05:56Oh, no.
05:57My other sister.
05:58I told her.
05:59But we had a pact.
06:01Yeah, I know, but I had a brain phase.
06:03To be honest, I really wanted her to know.
06:05Honestly, you and your brain, babe.
06:07Do you know how much I have been dying, dying to tell Tony?
06:10Tony knows.
06:11Yeah.
06:12It'd be unfair to keep it from Abby.
06:14God, we are so good at keeping secrets.
06:16Okay, listen.
06:17You can tell Abby, but you need to tell her discreetly.
06:19Discreetly?
06:20Discreetly?
06:21You mad at me.
06:24At?
06:25Mm-hmm.
06:26Hey.
06:27Um, so...
06:28I was pregnant.
06:30Oh!
06:38You're not much of a baby person, are you?
06:40Sorry.
06:41No, Archie is gorgeous, but...
06:44Yeah, babies just aren't really my thing.
06:46You must have to deal with them at work a lot.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Sure.
06:50But, you know, that's...
06:51That's work.
06:52This is...
06:53Different.
06:54Yeah, that's fair enough.
06:55I wasn't much of a baby person either.
06:57Was I?
06:58No.
07:03Everything okay?
07:04Yeah.
07:05I've just been called into the hospital.
07:07Are you okay with that?
07:09I'm overthinking it.
07:10I'll be fine.
07:11Anyone would be nervous.
07:13Is it that obvious?
07:14I don't want to tell you what to do, but if you're not ready, you shouldn't force it.
07:18Yeah, but I can't keep avoiding this forever.
07:20Would it help if I came with you?
07:21No, no, you don't have to do that.
07:23Well, you shouldn't have to do it alone.
07:25I didn't have a big night planned anyway.
07:27I can just drop Archie off at mass.
07:41Oh, wow.
07:42I've been to a while for bingo nights.
07:44Oh, be nice.
07:45There's food.
07:46There's drinks.
07:47Girlfriend took 45 minutes getting ready.
07:48You look great.
07:50Also, no-one's going to tell you to be quiet out here.
07:51It might be sunny heaven.
07:52You know me, huh?
07:54Hey, what time do you call this?
07:57Hey, what's up?
07:58I just needed a minute.
07:59Yeah?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Big day's coming up.
08:02Yep, yep.
08:03Alright, I know you.
08:04What's going on?
08:05Nothing.
08:06Nothing, really.
08:07Really?
08:08John Z's off, right?
08:09Yep, yep.
08:10You got a dress?
08:11Thanks to Levi.
08:12Ceremony sorted?
08:13Almost.
08:14Alright, that's it.
08:15What does that mean?
08:16What's left to do?
08:17The house.
08:18What, his or yours?
08:19I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?
08:21I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.
08:23I can't go wrong.
08:35If this is too soon, it's not your fault.
08:37No, I'm okay.
08:38I don't want to let my colleagues down, not when they're a doctor short.
08:42Your bosses have to understand if they're asking too much of you.
08:45You're welcome.
08:46You're welcome.
10:18Remy, can you please take this seriously, okay?
10:21I wish he tried writing them from the heart.
10:22Yeah, look, this is Cassius's heart.
10:24Who the hell am I marrying?
10:26Oh, yeah, I've got to see you.
10:27Take a seat.
10:28Dancing nonstop.
10:30Hey, everybody, it's time for some party game.
10:35Hey, Tony, can you come inside and help me with something for a sec?
10:39Is that okay?
10:40Treat him right.
10:41Stop fucking me.
10:41No, no, no, no, no.
10:42I was kidding, I was kidding.
10:46You're not fooling anyone, Mackenzie Booth.
10:48Huh?
10:49You came in here when Abigail said it was party game style.
10:52Yeah, well, can you blame me?
10:53No, actually, because she tried to make me wear Ciara.
10:55In her defence, if anyone can pull off party princess.
11:00Oh, right.
11:01Well, I can't get 2K'd away anyway.
11:03Why?
11:04Because you're looking at it for cash?
11:05Well, that and...
11:07I don't know, I feel guilty when Harper's lying with the baby.
11:11The sacrifices parents make, eh?
11:13It's all worth it in the end.
11:14Oh, 100%.
11:15Well, I'm glad you said that, because I've got some news.
11:19Who?
11:21I'm pregnant.
11:24Really?
11:25Yeah.
11:25Oh, come here.
11:26I know.
11:27It's the best news.
11:28I'm so happy for you.
11:30It's amazing.
11:31Thanks.
11:32You're going to be an amazing mum.
11:33Well, it's early days, so we've only told close friends and family.
11:37Oh, I appreciate you including me in that.
11:39How could I not?
11:41Oh, it's so good.
11:42I know.
11:43It's amazing, eh?
11:44Oh, come on.
11:46Hi.
11:47Oh, thank you.
11:48Hey, it's ridiculous to make you keep hanging around.
11:51No, I don't mind.
11:53Hey, look, you've been so kind, but you shouldn't have to hold the hand of a grown woman.
11:58Well, I'm not.
11:58How are you?
11:59How are you feeling?
12:00Uh, yeah, better.
12:01Better now that I'm getting stuck in.
12:03Okay.
12:04Well, I better go get Archie, but I'm only a phone call away if you need me, okay?
12:14It's not just our friends.
12:15I mean, mum and dad are going to be there too.
12:18No one's going to think any worse of Cash for saying those vows.
12:21I mean, I will, but no one else will.
12:22Okay, can you please just help me here, all right?
12:25It's not just about Cash humiliating himself, okay?
12:27Those vows are going to be a part of our marriage story forever.
12:29Does it matter?
12:30The guy's crazy in love with you.
12:32I have to say something.
12:33Hey, you know what the straight 180 boring cop everyone thinks you are, you know?
12:37Is now the best, Tom?
12:37No, I'm not.
12:38And you know what?
12:38My loser radar used to go out and about you, but now I think you're a legend.
12:43You guys should kiss.
12:45Hey, babe, you look so beautiful.
12:46It's enough, did I tell you?
12:47Thank you, thank you, but maybe you should lay off the public declarations to get better at them.
12:52Why?
12:53Well, I think you're betrothed as a...
12:54Okay, Zani, zip it.
12:57Something wrong, darling?
12:58I just don't think that we should have personalised vows anymore.
13:02Why not?
13:02I mean, I worked really hard on them.
13:04My vows are beautiful.
13:05They're beautiful, babe.
13:07They suck.
13:08What?
13:08How do you know they suck?
13:12It's not important.
13:13Okay, all right.
13:13Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.
13:15W for why'd you go through my things?
13:18You set me up.
13:20I'll find a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
13:23Are you kidding me?
13:28I'll find a fake vows after a tip-off from John.
13:36I don't know.
13:38Um, so, explain to me, why were you so keen to sneak out of that party?
13:43To have our own private party.
13:46Right, and is that why you, uh, stole an expensive bottle of champagne?
13:49Well, it's not really stealing if it's going to a loving home.
13:52I think that is still stealing.
13:53Are you complaining?
13:54No, no, of course not. Never.
13:56So, um, what did you have in mind for our little soiree?
13:59Well, I was thinking, uh, perhaps we could play a little bit of Scrabble.
14:04I thought you were more a Pictionary guy.
14:06Oh, you just know me too well.
14:08Yeah, I do.
14:14Ooh.
14:15Ignore it.
14:16I can't.
14:18Harper says, looks like heaps of fun.
14:21I feel bad.
14:23Yeah, how, why do you feel bad?
14:26Subtext.
14:27Do you not understand women at all?
14:29Yeah, of course. Yeah, women are like men, but they smell better and they can never have enough soft furnishings.
14:34Do you think that the party was kind of winding down when we left?
14:37I guess.
14:38So, theoretically, uh, Tana would be home and he could take care of Archie if I invited Harper over to have some champagne with us?
14:44Well, it wasn't exactly the private soiree. I always open the house.
14:46I know, I know. It would be over soon and then she wouldn't miss out entirely and are you the perfect boyfriend or not?
14:53Oh, you and fiancƩ played me.
14:54Well, you kind of deserved it.
14:55Thank you for the sympathy.
14:56Ah, didn't you once wear an engagement ring for a whole day to make him think he'd drunkenly proposed?
15:07That was hilarious for a little bit. This sucked from the get-go, okay?
15:10Oh, feeling him off the couch is going to be a two-man job.
15:13Okay, let's get him home.
15:15Oh, sorry. Is there anything I can do before we go?
15:18No, not a thing.
15:19Did you have fun?
15:20I did. I am so happy for you both.
15:23So you said.
15:24Very sweet of you, thank you.
15:26There is a taxi waiting outside.
15:29Okay, we are off.
15:32Love you.
15:33Was it perfect or was it perfect?
15:35You are the best.
15:36Thank you so much for listening to what we wanted.
15:38What's going on?
15:39Time to go home.
15:40I am home.
15:41Nah, mate. Come on.
15:42Get him some water before bed, yeah?
15:43Yep, just getting him to bed will be the miracle.
15:45Good luck with that. Night, Cashy!
15:46No, no, Mac.
15:47Night, and congratulations.
15:49Congratulations?
15:50Are you getting married, Mac?
15:51No!
15:52No, no, just you. Just you. Come on.
15:53Unless your real bowels aren't any good.
15:55Bye!
15:56What do you think Tana meant by the congratulations?
15:59Shh, shh, shh.
16:00I will tell you about that later.
16:01So you know.
16:02Hang on, do you know?
16:04You both know.
16:05So does Eden.
16:06And Tana, obviously.
16:07Am I the only one that can actually keep a secret?
16:09How come you didn't tell me?
16:11We decided to tell those that we love and care about.
16:14Yes, but it's not common knowledge yet.
16:15So please, please, keep your mouth shut.
16:18No one argues with the pregnant lady.
16:21I wasn't going to.
16:27You got a suit?
16:29You got an adult?
16:30Yeah, you good.
16:31Alright, you got it?
16:32Whoa, okay.
16:33You good?
16:34Whoa, someone really went for it.
16:35Oh, Harper, you were so missed.
16:37How'd you go on, Fossey?
16:39Yeah, good. He was asleep in my room.
16:41Fossey's sleeping.
16:42We're going to be nice and quiet.
16:44Oh, you're doing a really good job of that.
16:47Get time.
16:48Yep.
16:49You are the best, best man.
16:50Yeah, you go to sleep.
16:51Go on.
16:52Here we go.
16:53You don't seem drunk.
16:55No, I was too busy taking out a film.
16:57Clearly had a few.
16:58In that case, do you mind watching Archie?
17:00Dana invited me over for a late night drink.
17:02Yeah, I hope to.
17:04I shouldn't be long.
17:05I'll take your time.
17:06Okay, let's get these clothes off.
17:07Oh, don't threaten me with a good time.
17:09Okay, if you think we're getting lucky tonight, you can think again, okay?
17:13Oh, because of the vows?
17:15Yes.
17:16You made me look like an idiot.
17:19I is for idiot.
17:21Too soon.
17:22No, no, I'm sorry.
17:23Listen, listen, please.
17:24My real vows are different.
17:26I want everybody to know how much I love you.
17:28And I want everybody to know that I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
17:32Yeah, I shouldn't know anything like your real vows.
17:36Mm-hmm.
17:37Forgive me.
17:42Forgiven.
17:43One more thing.
17:45Mm-hmm.
17:49Okay.
17:50Come here.
17:51Over here.
17:52Over here.
17:53Over here.
17:54Okay.
17:55Mm-hmm.
17:56Oh.
17:57Mm-hmm.
17:59You can't out-seduce me.
18:01No.
18:02No.
18:03Oh.
18:04No.
18:05You know why?
18:06Mm-hmm.
18:07Because I have moves.
18:08Upon moves.
18:09Okay.
18:10Where did you get your confidence from?
18:11Born with the baby.
18:12Mm.
18:13Well, I don't have to do anything to seduce you.
18:15Not in a outfit, you don't?
18:16Not in any outfit.
18:17I just have to do this.
18:19All right.
18:21Yeah, you're right.
18:24And then you're an amateur compared to me.
18:26Amateur?
18:27Mm-hmm.
18:28Okay.
18:29All right.
18:30Let me show you something.
18:31Oh, no.
18:32Something's happening.
18:33Something's happening.
18:34Okay.
18:35Sit down.
18:36All right.
18:37I saw this in a movie once.
18:38Mm-hmm.
18:39Ready?
18:40Okay.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:48What movie was this?
18:49You don't recognize it?
18:50Uh-uh.
18:51No?
18:52What about this one?
18:53No.
18:54Is it Secret Life of Pets?
18:55Is that not doing nothing for you?
18:56Oh, he's making me laugh.
18:57No?
18:58Okay.
18:59Well, I think you need a bit more to drink.
19:02Oh, shit.
19:03Oh!
19:04Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:06Ah!
19:07Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:10Oh!
19:12Oh!
19:13Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:17Oh!
19:18Oh!
19:19Ah!
19:20Shouldn't you be at the party?
19:29Yeah, I should be.
19:31But cash got a little carried away, literally.
19:35Right.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Right.
19:40Well, I'm just avoiding hospital canteen food.
19:43Ah, didn't realise you were back at work.
19:45Is that why you missed the party?
19:46Uh-huh.
19:48Yeah, it's actually my first shift back since the attack.
19:51How's it going?
19:53Dealing with it.
19:55I heard about the record label, by the way.
19:58Congratulations.
19:59Ah, thanks.
20:00Should keep me busy.
20:03Well, my break's not that long, so...
20:05Yeah, yeah, get out of here.
20:07Guess I'll see you at the wedding.
20:10Ah, unfortunately, I won't be going.
20:13But have fun.
20:16Night.
20:17Bye, Brie.
20:25Brie.
20:25Hi.
20:26Thank God.
20:26I need you to come and examine Harper's eye.
20:28Harper's eye?
20:29Yeah, it's not good, and she's in a lot of pain,
20:31and she's not letting me anywhere near it.
20:32Wait, wait.
20:32What happened to Harper's eye?
20:34I can't believe I'm saying this.
20:35She's got champagne corp in it.
20:38Right.
20:39I'm so sorry.
20:40I just...
20:40I didn't see you coming.
20:41The timing...
20:41You don't have to keep apologising.
20:43Hey, Harper, I hear you're in a lot of pain.
20:45Do you mind if I take a look?
20:57Please tell me it's not as bad as it feels.
20:59Can you just let me know what is going on?
21:06Hey.
21:07Hey, babe, where have you been?
21:08I'm fine.
21:09You all right?
21:09I'm fine, yeah.
21:10Hey, hey, what is going on?
21:12I went to his house, the guy who might have killed my mum.
21:15I know you want this guy held accountable,
21:17but you just need to think if this is the best way to go about things.
21:20Nick, getting justice for my mum is all that matters.
21:22I know.
21:23I'm sorry if I worried you.
21:26See you later.
21:27Councillor Wendell, I'm going to drop the act.
21:29So you talk to me, or I'm talking to the media.
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