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At Grandson Media, it’s all about laughs and scares! I share the funniest comedies that’ll crack you up and the scariest horror movies that’ll keep you watching through your fingers. Expect epic clips, hilarious reactions, and pure entertainment every time you hit play!
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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Your mother and I have dinner reservations, so you kids are on your own tonight.
00:00:37Fine. We'll just order pizza or something.
00:00:40So what's this restaurant you're taking us to out in the middle of nowhere?
00:00:44New Belgian Fusion.
00:00:46No, no pizza, honey. That is just full of fat and carbs.
00:00:50You know what? There is a quinoa broccoli casserole in the fridge.
00:00:53Of course there is.
00:00:54This hidden gem boasts magnificent views that are worth the drive.
00:00:58And the food?
00:01:00I'm getting there.
00:01:01Hey, Becky, listen to your mother. That's a healthier choice.
00:01:05We'll be home later tonight.
00:01:06Whatever.
00:01:09You know that fat ass just called Domino's right now?
00:01:12You're absolutely right.
00:01:13Serving a menu of farm-to-table Belgian fare that artfully surprises and tickles the senses.
00:01:18Jesus, she's morbidly obese and stupid.
00:01:21I'm going to be stuck with her forever.
00:01:23And don't even get me started on Mr. Fancy Pants.
00:01:25Do you know I caught him using my fucking eyeliner again?
00:01:29It's a culinary experience for the ages.
00:01:31Can we not talk about the kids right now?
00:01:35We have the whole evening to ourselves.
00:01:37You're right.
00:01:37A night free from ungrateful, underachieving teenagers.
00:01:42We'll just pretend they're dead.
00:01:44That would be amazing.
00:01:51How many stars?
00:01:53Five stars across the board.
00:01:55Will Fitzgibbon, one of the two hikers who came across the wrecked SUV,
00:02:09clearly still shaken by the experience.
00:02:11There's a body bag.
00:02:12There were body parts everywhere, he said.
00:02:14My cousin Jared is still growing up.
00:02:17More to come as the search for the identity of the victims continues.
00:02:21This is your on-the-scene reporter, Sally McDuff, KFTV, Channel 5 News.
00:02:24You don't need me for this.
00:02:27It's a car accident.
00:02:28She passed for you specifically, and she also said that when you complain,
00:02:31to tell you that you're not too good to do regular police work.
00:02:35Shit.
00:02:36Now, what do we got?
00:02:38Oh, shit.
00:02:40I know. What an asshole, right?
00:02:41No, I know the plate. Call it in.
00:02:43It's Dan Wallace. His kids go to school with my son.
00:02:46It's probably his wife, too.
00:02:49I'm sorry, Cliff.
00:02:50It's a detective.
00:02:52Now, listen.
00:02:52Get the department shrink to meet me at the station in an hour,
00:02:56and get an official from Washington High on the phone.
00:02:58I've got to get grandparent or guardian information on those kids.
00:03:05Now, Sam.
00:03:05Funeral arrangements are being set for Tuesday.
00:03:16Don't be afraid to talk to your friends about their loss.
00:03:20Sometimes, all they're looking for is someone to listen.
00:03:25Yes, Regan.
00:03:26I just wanted to remind everyone that donations for the Ben and Becky Wallace Fund are not being accepted.
00:03:37You can donate in the school office, or we've also set up a website.
00:03:40HelpBenAndBeckyWallace.com
00:03:41What the hell do they need money for?
00:03:44Didn't their parents drive, like, an $80,000 SUV?
00:03:46Yeah, they're, like, super wealthy.
00:03:48Would you guys shut up?
00:03:50Regan's talking.
00:03:51I'm just saying they're already rich.
00:03:54What's going on there?
00:03:56Regan deserves our undivided attention.
00:03:58Thank you, Ms. P.
00:04:01I just want everyone to think about Ben and Becky.
00:04:04Every donation counts.
00:04:07No matter how small.
00:04:10Thank you all for coming today.
00:04:11I know they would have appreciated it.
00:04:17What can I say about our parents?
00:04:21They were the warmest, most caring, supportive people.
00:04:28They loved to travel.
00:04:31Whale-watching in Aruba.
00:04:34Gallery-hopping in Paris.
00:04:36Wine-tasting in Sonoma.
00:04:38Of course, usually they would go by themselves,
00:04:43but, um, they'd always come back.
00:04:49Just not this time.
00:04:52Thank you so much for coming.
00:04:59I am so sorry for your loss.
00:05:01Thank you, Mr. Dawkins.
00:05:02I didn't know your parents well, but I like them.
00:05:05I wanted to say thank you for the edible arrangements.
00:05:10It's no problem.
00:05:11It's my pleasure.
00:05:12Thank you so much for coming.
00:05:14We really just...
00:05:16Thanks.
00:05:17Oh, um...
00:05:19Okay.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27Okay, all right.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28Sorry.
00:05:29All right.
00:05:30All right.
00:05:31Okay.
00:05:32Okay.
00:05:33Be welcome.
00:05:34All together.
00:05:39All together.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:44All together.
00:05:57All together.
00:05:58All together.
00:05:58Okay.
00:05:59Oh, shit!
00:06:12Get the...
00:06:13Eat your fucking food!
00:06:14You're fucking hard!
00:06:14Oh, you little shit!
00:06:16Get the fuck up!
00:06:16Fucking burger!
00:06:17Come on!
00:06:18So, Briggs, that's this new paralegal.
00:06:20Dude, I stood behind her in the elevator.
00:06:21You have got to see the turd cutter on this chick.
00:06:23Oh, my God, it's a...
00:06:24It's okay, we're talking about mommy.
00:06:26It's okay.
00:06:27So, anyway.
00:06:28Yeah, dude, it's...
00:06:29Damn it, Kaylee!
00:06:31What the hell?
00:06:32Again, Greg, I've got to call you back.
00:06:34They have telethons for kids that don't spill as much as you.
00:06:37Oh, that's it.
00:06:38Cry.
00:06:38Yeah, cry, just like mommy.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:50Great meal, honey.
00:06:53Honey, how are those Wallace kids doing?
00:06:55You know, the ones who lost their parents.
00:06:58Um, they're hanging in there.
00:07:00Ben actually just turned 18 a couple days ago, so I think he's going to petition to become Becky's legal guardian.
00:07:06Wow.
00:07:07It's a big responsibility.
00:07:09I mean, won't that affect his college options?
00:07:11I guess they're just seeing how everything goes day by day.
00:07:13Mm-hmm.
00:07:14Um, if it's okay with you guys, I was thinking about maybe going out tonight.
00:07:21Tom Molnick is having a party.
00:07:22A party?
00:07:26Will there be girls?
00:07:27Yes, Mom, there will be girls.
00:07:30Tom Molnick?
00:07:31I've never heard you mention him before.
00:07:33No, he's just a friend from school.
00:07:36I tutor him sometimes.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:37Will there, uh, be alcohol?
00:07:41Probably.
00:07:42But you know my philosophy with that.
00:07:44When have I ever let you down?
00:07:46Never.
00:07:47Nope.
00:07:47Go.
00:07:48Have fun.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:49Have a good time.
00:07:50Huh?
00:07:51Huh.
00:07:51Go.
00:07:52See you guys later.
00:07:53All right.
00:07:56A party with drinking and girls.
00:07:59It's nice to see him acting his age.
00:08:00Come on, Mom.
00:08:03Come on, Mom.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10Come on.
00:08:12Show me the money.
00:08:15Show me the money.
00:08:17Come on!
00:08:19Man, there you go.
00:08:24Gee.
00:08:32Oh, shit.
00:08:33Okay, here, give me that.
00:08:34Hurry up, hurry up.
00:08:35You gotta breathe sometime, homebry.
00:08:53Sweet shit.
00:08:55May I have a talk?
00:08:57Who are you, man?
00:08:59Well, I'm cool.
00:09:00This is my party.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:03Yeah, man.
00:09:03Get after it.
00:09:12You all right there?
00:09:15Bitch in a weed.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17Yeah, it is.
00:09:18Catch you later, dude.
00:09:18Oh, shit.
00:09:20Oh, shit.
00:09:21Oh, shit.
00:09:25Let's get you on it.
00:09:26Oh, yeah.
00:09:27I guess we figured out which one is my dad.
00:09:36Unless you planned on inviting the world's oldest high school student.
00:09:41He wishes.
00:09:43Hey, Tom.
00:09:43Nice party.
00:09:44Hey, Mary Alice.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46It's okay.
00:09:46We ran out of ice.
00:09:49We can't party without any ice.
00:09:51Some in the garage, Dad.
00:09:53Tommy, step two.
00:09:54We gotta keep this party going.
00:09:56Hey, girl.
00:09:57You wanna dance?
00:09:58No, thanks.
00:10:00I like your personality.
00:10:04What a jerk-off.
00:10:06You had some pretty sweet moves, though.
00:10:09Surprised to see you here.
00:10:11Yeah?
00:10:11Why's that?
00:10:12Well, you just don't strike me as the high school kegger type.
00:10:15Come on.
00:10:16I'm just expanding my horizons.
00:10:18Can I expand them more and dance with me?
00:10:22Thanks.
00:10:23But I'm not much of a dance.
00:10:25Well, lucky for you, I am.
00:10:28Sure.
00:10:29But you're still my first choice.
00:10:31I know.
00:10:47It's not really your thing.
00:10:49I actually saw some cool stuff.
00:10:51Whoa.
00:10:51Dad, where are you going?
00:10:53Hot tub.
00:10:54Don't do that.
00:10:55Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:10:57Dude, what the fuck?
00:10:58Just let him be.
00:11:00Hey, sit here.
00:11:09Back on, fuck puppet.
00:11:13Whoa, whoa, bro.
00:11:14Yeah, we're all in full in here.
00:11:16My tub, my rules.
00:11:17Now let him in.
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Fucking bitch.
00:11:21Hanging out with my dudes.
00:11:23I'm looking for a hot dog.
00:11:24Guess who I am.
00:11:27Guess who I am!
00:11:29Edward Fortyhead!
00:11:31Ha ha ha ha!
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:34Ah!
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38What the fuck?
00:11:38Get out of here!
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:43So sensitive.
00:11:46Good to see you, man.
00:11:47Good to see you.
00:11:47Good to see you.
00:11:47Good to see you.
00:11:48Hey.
00:11:48Next one's going to be even crazier.
00:11:55Can somebody get me a beverage?
00:12:04Thanks, man.
00:12:06You got class.
00:12:07I think that's everybody.
00:12:26Am I giving me a ride home?
00:12:28You didn't drive?
00:12:29I didn't tonight.
00:12:31All right.
00:12:31You're letting me tell them I did.
00:12:33Yeah, you know what.
00:12:33Fuck it.
00:12:34Let's go.
00:12:34It looks like it was a pretty rad party.
00:12:59Man, back when I was in high school...
00:13:01You do realize that somebody died, right, Sam?
00:13:03Just...
00:13:04Where did you get those?
00:13:06Over there.
00:13:07Those could be evidence.
00:13:10Just...
00:13:11Go do something useful.
00:13:13Go...
00:13:13Check the hot tub.
00:13:15Check the hot tub.
00:13:15I'm so sorry, Tom.
00:13:30Do you have any relatives that we can contact?
00:13:34Yeah, Grandma.
00:13:37Could you let me call her, please?
00:13:38It's...
00:13:39It's...
00:13:39Oh, God.
00:13:41It's my killer.
00:13:42Yeah, of course.
00:13:43Whatever you need.
00:13:44Hey, Cliff, I found this in the hot tub.
00:13:46Did you want me to bag it?
00:13:47Yeah, I'd probably drink that when I left to take my friend home.
00:13:50Not supposed to.
00:13:52It's on medication.
00:13:53Oh, what type of medication?
00:13:56I...
00:13:57I...
00:13:57Hydrochlorothiazide.
00:14:01He has UTIs.
00:14:03UCIs, yeah.
00:14:04Alcohol diuretics in a hot tub.
00:14:06Let's kill more people than you believe.
00:14:09So you did want me to bag this?
00:14:11No.
00:14:12I say, hot water and chlorine, Sam, it's not gonna be anything but clean.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:17Just put it down.
00:14:18Please go do something else.
00:14:24I'm sorry.
00:14:26He's just...
00:14:28He's a fucking idiot.
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:32Next.
00:14:38Hey, so?
00:14:40It's okay, it's fine.
00:14:41Are they gonna tell our parents?
00:14:42Relax, they just wanna know what happened to Tom's dad.
00:14:45My turn, my rules.
00:14:46Now let him in.
00:14:49We tried our best to contain it, but most of the videos have gone viral.
00:14:54Oh.
00:14:56Oh, okay.
00:14:56I think you've seen it now, Sam.
00:14:58Oh.
00:14:59Well, it didn't come from me.
00:15:01I don't even own a cell phone.
00:15:02Really?
00:15:03I've never heard of a high school kid that doesn't own a cell phone.
00:15:06Refreshing is what it is.
00:15:07But frankly, Reagan, I'm surprised you wouldn't even be at a party like this.
00:15:11Mrs. Reed, you can go to a party without drinking or doing drugs.
00:15:15Isn't that what you've drilled us on for years now?
00:15:17I mean, give me a break.
00:15:17I'm sorry.
00:15:22That was disrespectful.
00:15:23It's all right, Reagan.
00:15:24We understand.
00:15:25It's been very stressful for everyone.
00:15:29Detective.
00:15:31Uh, hi, Reagan.
00:15:32Uh, my name is Detective Dawkins.
00:15:34Nice to meet you.
00:15:35This is Officer Pickett.
00:15:37Uh, I have seen you somewhere before, haven't I?
00:15:39Uh, yes, sir.
00:15:40At the Wallace funeral.
00:15:42Ben and Becky told me how much of a big help you were.
00:15:44Oh.
00:15:46Well, the friends of yours?
00:15:48Well, actually, Reagan almost single-handedly put together the student support effort for them.
00:15:55Well, I appreciate that.
00:15:56All this must be hard on you two, three friends losing their parents so close together.
00:16:00I just want to help out any way I can.
00:16:04Sixty percent?
00:16:05As agreed.
00:16:07You want one?
00:16:09No.
00:16:11So I'm taking most of my commission out in cash.
00:16:13The rest I'll collect from the insurance payouts.
00:16:16And the online account?
00:16:17You've been emptying it daily, right?
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Just like you said.
00:16:20Great.
00:16:22What about the envelope that I told you not to open until we're done?
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:25Hold on.
00:16:30When, house party, where, hot tub, how, hydrochlorothiazide, and a 40.
00:16:36Unbelievable.
00:16:37What do I do with this?
00:16:38What?
00:16:38What?
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:50You're good at this.
00:16:52Some people choose to work at Yogurt City's home.
00:16:55I choose not to.
00:16:56It's kind of a big difference, though.
00:16:58What got you into, I mean, like, how did you decide?
00:17:01There are 2,000 students at our school, which translates to 4,000 parents, give or take a few.
00:17:07Statistically, there will always be a few unredeemable shitheads in there.
00:17:10So you're just, um...
00:17:12Trying to make the world a better place.
00:17:14Right.
00:17:16Way better.
00:17:17Wow, you could really be screwed.
00:17:25Of course, there's always junior college.
00:17:26I don't want junior college.
00:17:28I want UCSB, and now I've got Heather's fake-ass D-cup standing in my way.
00:17:33I guess I'll just have to figure something out.
00:17:37Mmm, that's good.
00:17:40And cue the male camel toe.
00:17:41Bite me, Alky.
00:17:42Time to get her cheer on.
00:17:43Shouldn't you be, like, in mourning or something?
00:17:45Mmm.
00:17:46Five's for the living.
00:17:47Plus, I like to think my parents are watching from above, because that's my better angle.
00:17:50And I'm sure they're so quite ashamed.
00:17:52Thanks for the sympathy.
00:17:53Now let's get her cheer on.
00:17:54Team won't win without us.
00:17:55Yeah, and they're not going to win with us either.
00:18:02Okay, come on, Sandy!
00:18:04Take it to the hall!
00:18:05Kenny, use that lazy ass to block out!
00:18:08Why'd you try to be supportive?
00:18:10What, he's too sensitive for a little criticism?
00:18:12He's doing his best.
00:18:14Come on!
00:18:15Kenny had a man open in the paint!
00:18:18All he wants to do is shoot threes.
00:18:19He doesn't want to pass.
00:18:20He doesn't want to block out.
00:18:21I'm watching this game team tonight whether he wants to or not.
00:18:24Woo!
00:18:25All right.
00:18:38All right.
00:18:39These girls look cute.
00:18:40If you want to get out there and shake it.
00:18:42Yeah, at least somebody in this gym knows what the hell they're doing.
00:18:45Okay.
00:18:46Come in.
00:18:47I'm going to show this to Kenny.
00:18:48Yeah, I'm...
00:18:48Show them what talent and practice does.
00:18:50Yeah, well, this is the only thing you've actually focused on.
00:18:53Woo-hoo!
00:18:57Yeah, girls!
00:18:59Woo-hoo!
00:19:00Woo-hoo!
00:19:09Basketball?
00:19:10Seriously?
00:19:11Just watch the game, Sydney.
00:19:13Follow the ball and cheer what I do.
00:19:24So tell me about your parents.
00:19:26Hobbies, activities, clubs.
00:19:28Three-pointers, yes!
00:19:33Activities?
00:19:34You mean like they're all-encompassing back-to-nature lifestyle?
00:19:37Well, maybe.
00:19:38Tell me about it.
00:19:39It's making my life unlivable.
00:19:42Dinner's ready?
00:19:44Who's up for vegan tacos?
00:19:46Oh, my God.
00:19:46You guys are so disgusting.
00:19:49Relax.
00:19:49The human body is a beautiful thing.
00:19:52No, no, it's not.
00:19:53What's wrong, honey?
00:19:54Aren't you hungry?
00:19:55No, and I'm pretty sure I'll never be hungry again.
00:19:58That's it?
00:20:00You asked for an example.
00:20:03I'm sorry, Sydney, that your parents are hippies, but if that's your only complaint, I'll...
00:20:08Oh, trust me.
00:20:09That's just the tip of the iceberg.
00:20:11This is Gary Vaughn and...
00:20:14Betty Vaughn.
00:20:16You are listening to Nature Matters, Northern California's leading podcast about foraging
00:20:23and things that are important to foragers.
00:20:26Yes, Gary.
00:20:27And this week, I thought it would be fun to give a few tips to those beginners out there
00:20:30who might be interested in sourcing their own food in the wild.
00:20:34That does sound like fun.
00:20:36Again, I don't see the big deal.
00:20:38Shut up.
00:20:38I'm getting there.
00:20:39So their last book sold like a billion copies, right?
00:20:41And what do those hypocrites spend it on?
00:20:44Private air travel.
00:20:46A huge new wing on the house.
00:20:48Two undocumented housekeepers who make $6 an hour.
00:20:52Clothes, watches, spa treatments, $400 haircuts, and not for them, by the way, for their fucking
00:20:57$5,000 hypoallergenic dog.
00:20:59Plus, stocks in nine of the ten most environmentally destructive companies on the planet.
00:21:06Turns out our biggest threat isn't global warming or nuclear winter.
00:21:10It's my parents.
00:21:11Okay.
00:21:14I got it.
00:21:16You're familiar with my terms, right?
00:21:18Anything.
00:21:19I just want it over with.
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:23I'm on it.
00:21:25I'll sit back with the legs.
00:21:26I'll enjoy the game.
00:21:27Daring up into the distance again?
00:21:57Did I ever tell you how sexy you look doing that?
00:22:04And that?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:07Wait.
00:22:08What?
00:22:10You started smoking again.
00:22:12And one little cigarette.
00:22:14Well, one little cigarette or the whole pack's to the same stink.
00:22:17Yeah, okay.
00:22:18I get it.
00:22:19I smoke.
00:22:20Sorry for bleeding your delicate little smokery mouth.
00:22:25So, do you want to tell me what you're thinking about?
00:22:32I was a boy in Kenny's class.
00:22:34So while I'm trying to have sex with you, you were thinking about a boy in Kenny's class?
00:22:38No.
00:22:39His name's Reagan Collins, and he knew all the kids whose parents died.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:43It's a small town cliff.
00:22:44A lot of people did.
00:22:45Oh, this kid's weird.
00:22:47He doesn't even have a cell phone.
00:22:49Lock him up.
00:22:50He doesn't have a cell phone.
00:22:51Well, he's 17 years old.
00:22:53Even that little handicapped girl who graduated last year, she had a cell phone, and she doesn't
00:22:57have any arms.
00:22:59Cliff.
00:22:59I don't know.
00:23:00Kid just pings my radar.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:02That's all.
00:23:02Cliff.
00:23:03Listen to me.
00:23:05You were a good cop, but you don't have to try so hard.
00:23:10You had your moment in the sun with the Adderall bust.
00:23:13Accolades, your picture in the paper.
00:23:15Not every case has to be a home run.
00:23:19Yeah, you're right.
00:23:21It was some bust, though, wasn't it?
00:23:25A couple of bangs you didn't even notice.
00:23:29Hmm.
00:23:29Hmm.
00:23:29Hey, pal.
00:23:47What's up?
00:23:48I'm just working on a paper.
00:23:51English?
00:23:53No, biology.
00:23:54Fungus.
00:23:55Oh.
00:23:56I'm sure you'll find a way to make that interesting, too.
00:23:59Well, I try my best.
00:24:01You always do.
00:24:04Proud of you, son.
00:24:07I know.
00:24:09In this map, it's telling us it's only four minutes.
00:24:11No, just, can you trust it?
00:24:13It's a hill.
00:24:13Yes, that's the plan.
00:24:14We're at Dixie Canyon.
00:24:15Have fun foraging.
00:24:17Bye-bye.
00:24:17Bye-bye.
00:24:17Bye-bye.
00:24:19Bye-bye.
00:24:21Bye-bye.
00:24:23Bye-bye.
00:24:25Bye-bye.
00:24:27Bye-bye.
00:24:28Bye-bye.
00:24:29Bye-bye.
00:24:59Bye-bye.
00:25:29Come on, the man's dead.
00:25:31Show some respect.
00:25:33Break it up. Come on.
00:25:41Tragedy has once again struck
00:25:43the community of Washington Heights.
00:25:45Two well-known foraging experts,
00:25:47Gary and Betty Vaughn,
00:25:49were found dead inside their home today.
00:25:51Hey, turn that up.
00:25:53Authorities believe it may have been a case of accidental poisoning.
00:25:55This is a death cat mushroom.
00:25:57It looks edible,
00:25:59but it's not.
00:26:01Here comes their daughter now.
00:26:03Sydney! Sydney, are you surprised
00:26:05your parents made such a careless and deadly mistake?
00:26:07Oh, I don't know.
00:26:09Why don't you suck my dick?
00:26:13Here come the bodies now.
00:26:19I just want to hop out anyway I can.
00:26:23Shit.
00:26:25A B plus?
00:26:27You missed one.
00:26:28It happens.
00:26:29Whoops.
00:26:30Time for a nervous breakdown.
00:26:31Just to ease your mind,
00:26:33you still have an A in class.
00:26:35No.
00:26:36This should be an A.
00:26:37You made a mistake.
00:26:41I'm happy to discuss it after class.
00:26:43Once we add solid to the liquid,
00:26:59we'll see combustion.
00:27:01And it's green.
00:27:02No chemical traces.
00:27:03Well, that is some advanced chemistry.
00:27:05Well beyond this class.
00:27:06All right.
00:27:07I'll change it to an A.
00:27:08A plus.
00:27:10So that's how you get such good grades.
00:27:11Pointing out a mistake.
00:27:12Can I help you with something?
00:27:14Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could block me home.
00:27:16I would, but...
00:27:17Fine.
00:27:18I'll walk you.
00:27:19I'll walk you.
00:27:20Come on.
00:27:21Come on.
00:27:22Come on.
00:27:23Come on.
00:27:24Come on.
00:27:25Come on.
00:27:26Come on.
00:27:27Come on.
00:27:28Come on.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30Come on.
00:27:31Come on.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:33Come on.
00:27:34Come on.
00:27:35Come on.
00:27:36Come on.
00:27:37You're different than people think.
00:27:42I am?
00:27:43Yeah, well, you seem like Reagan Collins, Mr. Serious Guy, all about science and studying
00:27:50and making the world a better place.
00:27:52But you think I'm not like that?
00:27:55Oh, you are definitely, but I think there is another side to you that's fun.
00:28:00Maybe a little twisted, but fun.
00:28:02Twisted, but fun, huh?
00:28:04Are you denying it?
00:28:05No, not necessarily.
00:28:08Oh, this is me.
00:28:10I didn't know what you can say, but I do have a lot of homework to do.
00:28:13Yeah, I should get home.
00:28:14I can't wait to see what Food Network recipe Heather's butchered this time.
00:28:18Heather?
00:28:19She's my stepmom.
00:28:20She's this big-breasted dumbass slut who bosses me around while spending my college money.
00:28:25Sounds like a pretty common dynamic.
00:28:26Your parents divorced too?
00:28:28No.
00:28:29Happily married, actually.
00:28:3020 years.
00:28:31But if you're wondering how to deal with Heather, there are ways.
00:28:35You mean besides murdering her?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:38Just agree with her.
00:28:40Always.
00:28:41And I mean everything.
00:28:43You're kidding.
00:28:44No, no, no.
00:28:45She'll love it.
00:28:46Your dad will love it.
00:28:48And you just do whatever you want.
00:28:50Everybody wins.
00:28:52Okay.
00:28:53I'll try it.
00:28:54Look at that.
00:28:59I'm happy already.
00:29:01Thanks for letting me walk you around.
00:29:04Okay.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:07Okay.
00:29:08Hey Reagan, you got a minute?
00:29:32Detective Dawkins, can I help you or something?
00:29:35Yeah, just wondering if I could ask you a couple questions.
00:29:38Sure, do you want to come in?
00:29:41Yeah, great, it'll only take a moment.
00:29:44Um, my parents aren't home yet.
00:29:47Is everything alright? Did something happen to them?
00:29:50What? Oh no, of course, they're fine. They're fine.
00:29:53Okay.
00:29:54No, I was just hoping to ask you some questions about Sidney Vaughn.
00:29:57Oh, okay.
00:29:58Uh, you should rest here real quick and can I get you anything?
00:30:01No, I'm fine. Thank you.
00:30:05Oh, okay.
00:30:07It's so sad about her.
00:30:12Stop.
00:30:15Oh, okay, let's go.
00:30:22Come in, let's go.
00:30:26so you're asking about cindy it's so sad about her parents
00:30:36yeah terrible accident terrible accident
00:30:42i saw you two sitting together at the mission high game the other night
00:30:49yeah so so i just thought i'd ask you a few questions about your relationship
00:30:55uh our relationship well i would have assumed that you two were dating until i saw you kissing that
00:31:00pretty redhead i i'm sorry detective what is this about again cindy is just a girl that i know from
00:31:10school so why don't you tell me a little bit more about her she tell you about her relationship with
00:31:14her parents she must be going through a lot right now what is it that you two talk about
00:31:19actually i can't talk about that son you are aware this is a police investigation
00:31:23even so
00:31:25well let me put it to you like this either you can tell me here or you can tell me at the station
00:31:36i'll grab a switch
00:31:38oh jesus you should have brought me in on this cliff i would have told you this is a terrible idea did
00:31:49you hear a single word that i said you brought a minor in here and didn't tell his parents or charge
00:31:53him are you insane he's killing people ronnie do you remember the adderall bus you never let anyone
00:31:58forget it everybody thought i was wrong was i wrong you were not exactly i was right what is wrong with
00:32:04just doing your job cliff this is a bedroom community traffic tickets jaywalking the occasional
00:32:11break and enter we do not get psycho teenage serial killers here
00:32:15so it's true why is reagan collins in my interrogation room thank you
00:32:21i brought him in he's connected to all those kids whose parents died connected how
00:32:28he's responsible
00:32:32are you out of your mind cliff jane people are dropping dead all over this town and this kid
00:32:38is the only common denominator the reports you wrote said accident and now i'm telling you they
00:32:43weren't there is a pattern reagan collins was the last kid at the mulnick party he was running
00:32:48the wallace fundraiser and he was with sydney vaughn right before her parents died when questioned
00:32:54he was evasive and i found an encyclopedia open to the entry m oh god would you just shut up
00:33:00that kid was in my husband's scout troop his mother is my dermatologist
00:33:04it's a con he is lying to you and i want to know what you're going to do about it
00:33:11fuck
00:33:32yeah i'm glad he didn't break his oath too
00:33:37thanks miss peterson again sorry to bother you at home good night
00:33:43you realize if reagan's parents decide to file a complaint your ass is toast right
00:33:53the vaughn girl was assigned to him
00:33:56assigned yeah he's a peer counselor you jackass confidentiality is part of the program
00:34:02he was keeping his promise not killing her parents jane what is wrong with you do you realize
00:34:07that we're here to solve crimes and not invent them and if you bring up that adderall case one
00:34:11more time you will be the next one dead because i will shoot you in the face
00:34:16i'm done with your wild goose chases this goose is real get out cliff
00:34:22and cliff
00:34:25take the boy home
00:34:28thanks for the donation said he can really use it
00:34:38that must have been pretty embarrassing back there
00:34:53hey if you're wondering if i'm mad
00:35:08i'm not
00:35:09honestly you're just trying to do your job
00:35:12frankly i think it's a bit unprofessional the way your co-workers make funny behind your back
00:35:17anyway
00:35:21thanks for the ride
00:35:23okay then
00:35:30no hard feelings
00:35:44alrighty
00:35:51wuss
00:35:57we ate without you
00:36:07it's gonna reheat some pot roast but i see you brought your own meal
00:36:14that's a generous pour
00:36:16would you like some ice with that or
00:36:18apparently not
00:36:20wow
00:36:22looks like about uh
00:36:24twenty five thousand calories there are you trying to put back on all the weight you lost
00:36:29kenny's outside with james trying to dunk you're getting closer every day
00:36:38he should be studying
00:36:40if he fails another class they're gonna kick him off the team
00:36:42really
00:36:43really
00:36:44that's it
00:36:45that's all you have to say
00:36:47i don't want to talk about it
00:36:49where are you going
00:36:52outside
00:36:53don't want to miss this dunk
00:36:54yeah mr fun drumstick
00:37:01oh come on
00:37:02oh hey good take honey
00:37:05no don't stop don't stop
00:37:07no keep going
00:37:08actually give me the ball
00:37:09let me play two
00:37:10dad come on seriously
00:37:12just give me the ball man
00:37:14there we go
00:37:15show you boys how it's done
00:37:17wow you know i think you'd get a little better arc there
00:37:21if you got rid of the drumstick
00:37:24very funny you guys want to play horse
00:37:26how about some pig
00:37:28there he is
00:37:30my son the comedian ladies and gentlemen
00:37:32the comedian who can almost dunk
00:37:39ah
00:37:40that's a pee
00:37:41all right got you right where i want you
00:37:46hey you guys uh
00:37:48you know a kid who's your school named reagan collins
00:37:50who
00:37:54you know him he was over at the munich party
00:37:56pale delicate preppy looking kid
00:37:58oh
00:37:59yeah that guy
00:38:00i think he's in my chemistry class
00:38:02yeah
00:38:03all right what are we doing are we going to play basketball or what
00:38:05just making a conversation
00:38:06you ever talk to him
00:38:07no
00:38:08i mean not really
00:38:09he's one of those guys that only talks to adults
00:38:11kind of sounds like one too
00:38:12dad why are you asking us this stuff
00:38:14it's a work thing kenny
00:38:16okay well no one we know hangs out with him
00:38:18so can you shoot the ball it's your turn
00:38:24no game's over
00:38:28dad
00:38:29ball
00:38:30no no more ball
00:38:31james go home
00:38:32kenny get inside hit the books
00:38:38dude don't take this the wrong way
00:38:40dad's a dick
00:38:44you look like hell
00:38:45i just need a little coffee
00:38:46you look in the mirror
00:38:47it's gonna take a lot more than coffee
00:38:49hey
00:38:50i need you to help me get reagan collins's internet activity
00:38:53there is no way i'm doing that
00:38:55come on
00:38:56the kids out there making us look like fucking idiots
00:38:58he's not making me look like an idiot
00:38:59look if that disrespectful little shit is out there killing people and you don't do anything about it then that's on you
00:39:04all right i will see what i can do
00:39:06good
00:39:07because i'm gonna need some help with surveillance
00:39:08i don't even want to hear about that
00:39:09i don't even want to hear about that
00:39:26come on
00:39:27come on man i can't run that fast
00:39:29i've got degenerative bursitis and i'm pretty out of shape
00:39:32do i know you
00:39:33yeah man
00:39:34grant hall
00:39:35okay so
00:39:37so
00:39:38you still had a minute
00:39:39my coach is watching
00:39:40nice chatting with you though
00:39:42i love ice cream
00:39:45what flavor
00:39:46uh
00:39:47butter pecan
00:39:48butter pecan
00:39:49okay i'll talk to you later
00:39:50wait that's it
00:39:51i said i would talk to you later
00:40:02what will you spite on me now
00:40:09yeah
00:40:10i bet
00:40:11okay what's this about
00:40:13we need to talk
00:40:14okay
00:40:16not here
00:40:24all right smile assholes
00:40:32you recorded him
00:40:39hold on
00:40:40i gotta leave
00:40:41okay
00:40:42shat
00:40:43not here
00:40:44i need you to do something
00:40:45i need you to do something
00:40:46girl
00:40:47why are you spying on me now
00:40:48we need to talk
00:40:49not here
00:40:50okay what's this about
00:40:52i need you to do something for me
00:40:54that sounds like a murder solicitation
00:40:58or she wants help with her algebra
00:41:00who is she
00:41:01i don't know
00:41:02some cheerleader
00:41:03i don't know her name yet
00:41:04jesus she's hot
00:41:06come on
00:41:07don't be a pervert
00:41:23Mary Alice Walker
00:41:25walker
00:41:41can we please go now
00:41:44uh... kind of in the middle of something
00:41:46i need to get out of here
00:41:48in a little while
00:41:49have a beer
00:41:50relax
00:41:51i've had three and it's not helping
00:41:53try four
00:41:57beer number four it is then
00:42:06get me a beer
00:42:10well she took the last beer
00:42:11yo grant
00:42:12grant where you at
00:42:13jesus i was taking a piss
00:42:15hey i got some more beer in my car go get it for me
00:42:22hurry up
00:42:30there's beer in my car go get it
00:42:32what am i a servant?
00:42:34stupid
00:42:35i told you i'd see ya
00:42:36okay so let me make sure i got this straight
00:42:42your mom has custody of you and your sister
00:42:45and there's a boyfriend
00:42:47yeah hector
00:42:48that goddamn ball bag is all my mom cares about
00:42:51hector hector hector
00:42:54so you're saying his name is hector
00:42:56total prick
00:42:57you know i looked some stuff up online
00:42:59he's married for one
00:43:01you know he's been arrested three times
00:43:03and the last time was for stealing from little old ladies
00:43:06at the retirement center where it worked
00:43:09that's pretty little
00:43:11it gets worse
00:43:13he was seducing them
00:43:15and then stealing their money
00:43:19did your mom know about this?
00:43:20are you kidding?
00:43:22i heard them talking it was her idea
00:43:25i mean not like the love making
00:43:27love making
00:43:28that was hector
00:43:30he also wears like a crap ton of man jewelry
00:43:32which i understand you know is a personal choice
00:43:34but like it doesn't
00:43:35why don't you just go live with your dad?
00:43:37no we can't
00:43:39mom told the court a bunch of lies to get custody
00:43:41if it was just me it'd be okay
00:43:43another year and i'm gone
00:43:44but
00:43:46i've got a little sister man
00:43:49you should see the way mom yells at her
00:43:51mom look what i found
00:43:52not now!
00:43:53oh
00:43:56did i mention they like to do it in hector's car?
00:44:01right outside on the street the whole neighborhood knows
00:44:04last week i came home and found my sister watching them
00:44:10she's seven man
00:44:13what would you do?
00:44:14that's not for me to decide grant
00:44:19but the good news is
00:44:21these problems you're having
00:44:23they're solvable
00:44:24you think so?
00:44:26i know so
00:44:28but there are a couple questions you have to ask yourself first
00:44:31one
00:44:33do you and your sister deserve to be humiliated and neglected anymore?
00:44:36hell no
00:44:37two
00:44:38so
00:44:39would you be better off with your dad?
00:44:41would your sister be better off?
00:44:44yes
00:44:46and yes
00:44:48okay
00:44:49let's do it
00:44:51one thing though i don't exactly have a lot of
00:44:55money
00:44:57not yet
00:44:58come on
00:45:00come on
00:45:09need some help?
00:45:14what are you doing here?
00:45:16you know it's my hobby just wandering through the park looking for
00:45:19drunk cheerleaders so i can steal their keys
00:45:22drunk?
00:45:24i've had like two beers
00:45:27okay four
00:45:29keys
00:45:33wow you really are quite the boy scout
00:45:36i'm okay
00:45:38don't be modest you're gonna just save my life
00:45:41what can i possibly do to take the key?
00:45:45it's okay really
00:45:46come on there must be something
00:45:48no
00:45:50no?
00:45:51it's late
00:45:53come on
00:45:54you've been drinking
00:45:56so you're saying if i hadn't had two
00:45:59four
00:46:01four beers
00:46:02this could've taken a different turn
00:46:09wow you really aren't like the other guys
00:46:12can you give me a ride?
00:46:15why don't we walk?
00:46:17walk?
00:46:18it's like 20 miles
00:46:20it's two
00:46:22come on
00:46:26thank you for walking her home
00:46:30it was a pleasure sir
00:46:32it was so nice to meet you reagan
00:46:34you too mrs walker
00:46:35take care
00:46:51you're a nice young man
00:46:52why doesn't he smell like a brewery?
00:46:53reagan doesn't drink
00:46:54you could learn a lesson from a kid like that
00:46:55you talked about this
00:46:56yeah and i know it was stupid daddy but i heard your voice in my head telling me not to drive home so i did it
00:47:13smart girl
00:47:15but it was irresponsible of you to leave the car there
00:47:18it's an outie
00:47:20shut the fuck up heather this has nothing to do with- wait no-
00:47:22too late
00:47:23too late
00:47:24keys
00:47:29in
00:47:33i was this close to bothering your advice about heather and now for the next week i'll be riding the bus
00:47:39at least you'll be reducing your carbon footprint
00:47:42it's like every time she opens her mouth i just wanna strangle her
00:47:46uh reagan
00:47:48uh ben
00:47:49we're gonna talk and you're gonna listen
00:47:51should i leave?
00:47:52no
00:47:53they are
00:47:54i'll leave when i'm getting ready
00:47:55jesus ben chill
00:47:56say the fuck out of this mary alice you're supposed to be in your chair uniform today
00:47:59give me a break
00:48:01we're not doing this here ben
00:48:03go away
00:48:04go away
00:48:07ben
00:48:08fight
00:48:09please
00:48:11don't fucking pull you
00:48:13what's wrong with him?
00:48:17nothing
00:48:18you'll get over it
00:48:20probably on his period
00:48:27i've been going through the files in each case
00:48:29look at that photo tell me what you see
00:48:32nothing
00:48:33a road
00:48:34exactly
00:48:35a road
00:48:36no skid marks
00:48:37they just decided to drive full speed off a cliff
00:48:39probably not
00:48:40no
00:48:41you're goddamn right probably not
00:48:42did we ever have that vehicle checked for tampering?
00:48:45you know we didn't cliff
00:48:46it's probably crushed in some junkyard
00:48:49shit
00:48:54hey
00:48:56anything come up on the kids internet activity?
00:48:58no
00:48:59just we broke about a dozen miles looking unappreciated
00:49:01if we shut the fuck up
00:49:02come on nothing
00:49:04that kid
00:49:05is off the grid
00:49:07he must be a luddite
00:49:10but a seventeen year old luddite?
00:49:11that doesn't sound a least bit suspicious to you?
00:49:14i try not to judge people based on their preferences cliff
00:49:17i have a brother-in-law spends all day in the park
00:49:19fanny pack full of birdseed
00:49:20does puppet shows for the homeless
00:49:22doesn't make him a criminal
00:49:25i can feel this one in my gut ronnie
00:49:27or you're obsessing
00:49:31okay maybe you're right
00:49:33i know i'm right
00:49:34i know i'm right
00:49:51shut up and get me a beer
00:49:52now
00:49:53stupid kids
00:49:55what's up
00:49:56what's up
00:49:57what's up
00:49:58what's up
00:49:59what's up
00:50:01you know
00:50:02that's the most baccum
00:50:03have a great time
00:50:04that's a good morning
00:50:05whatever
00:50:07oh
00:50:09you know
00:50:11all right
00:50:12we have a
00:50:14oh
00:50:16i can't get to the mud
00:50:17we have a little more
00:50:18huh
00:50:20thanks
00:50:21that's nice
00:50:22i can't get to the mud
00:50:23ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:50:53ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:51:23ORCHESTRA PLAYS
00:51:51your lives with their homophobia, their fat shaming and their complete unwillingness and inability
00:51:56to deal with your... qualities. We gave you that referral, all right? With what we already gave you,
00:52:04that should be enough. You're forgetting our terms, Ben. Yeah, well there's new terms, Reagan.
00:52:11Leave us alone or we'll go to Kenny's dad. Yeah, we'll go to Kenny's dad and we'll tell him it was
00:52:21all your idea to murder all these parents and we were too afraid to do anything.
00:52:27Okay, Dawkins, really? That's your plan? Yeah.
00:52:38Ben and Becky Wallace murder solicitation, August 15th. All right, Reagan, we've decided. They suck,
00:52:45we want them dead. And my terms are acceptable? Yes. Yes, the sooner the better.
00:52:51Fuck me. Fuck. Whatever, just pay him, Ben. We're rich. Not if you keep ordering all those
00:53:03fucking vintage Playgirl magazines off eBay. Well, at least I'm not the one who blew two grand on laser
00:53:08hair removal. I'll expect my cut off the insurance money. If your reference pays off, I'll give you
00:53:15guys a nice refund. Okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. By the way, nothing says grieving orphans like an
00:53:28$80,000 Mercedes. Hey, Reagan. Hell of a nice car that boy's got.
00:53:48I guess. I'm not much of a car guy. Really? Oh, I am. Although on a detective salary,
00:53:58I'll never have a ride like that. But, I mean, there's something about that new car smell, isn't there?
00:54:02I guess. They give you another payment? What? Come on, Reagan. Don't try to shit a shitter.
00:54:16How long have you known? I'm a lot smarter than you think I am, son.
00:54:19That's good. Because, honestly, the guilt was starting to get to me.
00:54:26Are you sure you can't just take it and let me go? I know it's illegal to
00:54:29download music that I didn't buy, but I wasn't planning on selling it.
00:54:33What are you talking about? Copyright laws. We broke them. You got me.
00:54:39Copyright laws? Yeah. Just don't bring Ben and Becky down for this. I mean,
00:54:42they've had it hard enough with their parents and everything.
00:54:47Copyright laws. That's, that's cute, Reagan. How old are you? 16?
00:54:5217. 17. That's a good age. I mean, you look like an adult, but you're still a kid.
00:54:57Got your driver's license. You're left in high school. August 15th. Yeah.
00:55:02It's not bad, I'll say. I mean, the only thing you can really do to screw it up would be to do
00:55:06something really stupid. Like what? I don't know. Kill somebody?
00:55:12Maybe several people. I mean, because if you did something like that,
00:55:18I think the law would start looking at you like you were an adult.
00:55:22Then you'd be pretty darn fucked, wouldn't you? I guess I'm lucky I'm just a music pirate.
00:55:28Yeah, lucky indeed.
00:55:34So, detective, I, I know what I did was wrong, but is there any way I can get my player back?
00:55:42All right.
00:55:52But one slip up from you, and I will be on you like bird's shit on a shiny new car.
00:55:57Hey, pal. Why the long face?
00:56:14Oh, nothing. Just a long day, I guess.
00:56:16Oh, I'd start to cheer you up. Chief Brooks called my office this morning,
00:56:20raving about what a wonderful, caring son we have.
00:56:23Really?
00:56:23Yeah, I couldn't get her to stop.
00:56:25You know all that peer counseling you're doing?
00:56:27Raging people notice. Colleges will notice.
00:56:32You might be right, Dad.
00:56:33Yeah. Oh, oh, by the way, uh, a young lady just called for you.
00:56:36Your mom has been on the phone with her for the last 20 minutes.
00:56:40Ah, yeah.
00:56:41You better get in there.
00:56:42Mother?
00:56:43A modern dance troupe in college?
00:56:44Mom?
00:56:45Yeah, I have videos if you want to see.
00:56:47Mom?
00:56:47Mom.
00:56:48Get some girls.
00:56:49I know.
00:56:52Hey.
00:56:53Hi.
00:56:54Hi.
00:56:54Your mom's pretty cool.
00:56:55Sometimes.
00:56:58What's up?
00:56:59Well, I'm at the library at your suggestion.
00:57:02Yeah?
00:57:03Not bad.
00:57:05Don't tell anyone, but I smuggled a latte in.
00:57:08You want to join?
00:57:09Oh, well, actually, I haven't.
00:57:11Did I mention I'm completely sober?
00:57:16Actually, there is something you can do for me.
00:57:20Thanks, Mrs. Flanders.
00:57:21Mm-hmm.
00:57:22Hi.
00:57:25Mary Alice, right?
00:57:28You're a cheerleader here.
00:57:30Yeah.
00:57:32I'm Detective Dawkins.
00:57:33I interviewed you about Tom Mulnick's father.
00:57:35Right.
00:57:39Trees.
00:57:41Big fan.
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:45Well, I just wanted to say hello.
00:57:49Hello.
00:57:51Hello.
00:57:51Okay.
00:57:51Periods of light rain growing steadier after midnight.
00:58:05Lows in the mid-fifties.
00:58:07And we're going to see some wet roads for the morning commute.
00:58:10Ah, the weather channel again.
00:58:14You'd tell me if you were going to become a meteorologist, right?
00:58:17What?
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:20So, you mind if I, uh, watch the news?
00:58:22All yours.
00:58:24Good.
00:58:27Hey.
00:58:28You figure out what you're going to do for a summer job yet?
00:58:32Starting my own business.
00:58:34What the hell is going to do?
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:35Just guys.
00:58:36Hey.
00:58:52Well, I know.
00:58:54So, you're meeting me at Older Park because you're working at 3.30, okay?
00:59:20Are you sure?
00:59:24Hey, buddy! What's up?
00:59:28Hi, Grant. This isn't smart.
00:59:30Geez, I'm just saying hi.
00:59:32And now you did. Okay, I'll see you later.
00:59:36You know, you're a very rude person.
00:59:40Who the hell was that?
00:59:42This is Grant. See you at the big gazebo? 3.30?
00:59:46Sure.
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20Ah!
01:00:22Ah!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:28Ah!
01:00:32Ah!
01:00:34Ah!
01:00:35Ah, ah, ah!
01:00:38But, come on, daddy so I'd better go.
01:00:40Sounds good.
01:01:06So, on Saturday, I was sitting here in the bluff at Haver Point.
01:01:10I thought I was going to be planning this.
01:01:11I didn't mean it, I just thought.
01:01:13Actually, Haver Point is perfect.
01:01:17Great.
01:01:20I got you, you twisted little shit.
01:01:24Don't you ever mess with Detective Clifford or Darkens?
01:01:28Yes.
01:01:29Fuck yes.
01:01:36Full house.
01:01:37Aces over fives.
01:01:38Are you serious?
01:01:40Yes, I'm limping.
01:01:41No, it's not broken.
01:01:43What the hell? Cliff?
01:01:44I got him cold, brother.
01:01:45First degree murder.
01:01:47Oh, shit.
01:01:48Got home cold.
01:01:50Oh, no. Cliff, no.
01:01:51Chief, I know what you're thinking.
01:01:52Here's what I have to say to that.
01:01:54In.
01:01:55Your.
01:01:56Face.
01:02:00Shit.
01:02:02Hold on.
01:02:03You should have had that queued up better.
01:02:05You should have had that queued up better.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08How can I say no to that?
01:02:10Good.
01:02:10And just so you know, money isn't a problem.
01:02:13Just let me know how much.
01:02:14Okay.
01:02:15And hey, once my dad and Heather are out the way, then we can really have fun.
01:02:20Sounds good.
01:02:23There's more if you want to hear it.
01:02:25Hmm.
01:02:26Chief, I thought this was bullshit too, but now we have to investigate this.
01:02:33I think Cliff is right this time.
01:02:34I'm Adderall right.
01:02:35You're sure about this?
01:02:38I'd stake my badge on it.
01:02:40Well, that's good to know, because I'm going to hold you to it.
01:02:59Oh, goddamn that skinny motherfucker.
01:03:05How are we looking?
01:03:32Nothing yet.
01:03:33Oh, God!
01:03:35Damn it, Sam!
01:03:38Watch it!
01:03:39Dude, that thing is really gnarly.
01:03:41Why don't you just chill here in the van, and we'll go take care of this.
01:03:43It's my operation, and I'm not going to sit it out, and I'm not your dude, so just watch
01:03:47out for the foot.
01:03:51Hey, Sam.
01:03:52Yeah?
01:03:52Shut up.
01:03:52That's it.
01:03:55That's it.
01:04:04That's it.
01:04:05That's it.
01:04:05That's the car.
01:04:06All right.
01:04:07Let's roll.
01:04:09Let's go.
01:04:10Let's go.
01:04:10stop.
01:04:14Goddamn it.
01:04:23Fan out.
01:04:26Fan out.
01:04:27Does anybody see anything?
01:04:28Ronnie.
01:04:29Do not engage until Mike goes.
01:04:31Fan out.
01:04:32Stay quiet.
01:04:33Does anybody hear anything?
01:04:35Fuck.
01:04:36Oh, motherfucker.
01:04:39Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.
01:04:42No, no, no, you're too close to the edge.
01:04:44No, no, no, that's too close to the edge.
01:04:46Go, go, go!
01:04:52Police! Nobody move!
01:05:03That's fine.
01:05:05Looks like you really screwed the pooch on this one, dude.
01:05:15They were taking senior pictures for the yearbook.
01:05:18How could you...
01:05:20How could I be so stupid?
01:05:23You set me up.
01:05:24Not everything is a conspiracy, super cop.
01:05:28You slapped a fellow officer.
01:05:30The Collins family is getting a restraining order.
01:05:33You see where I'm going with this?
01:05:56Get some help, Cliff.
01:05:58No, actually, take a shower first.
01:06:02And then get some help.
01:06:04It's going to be mostly cloudy with periods of sun temperatures in the mid-70s.
01:06:12So it's going to be mostly cloudy with periods of sun, temperatures in the mid-70s.
01:06:29Friday night will bring severe thunderstorms with winds of up to 50 miles an hour.
01:06:35So patting down your hatches, it's going to be a rough one.
01:06:42So that's where my Vicodin went.
01:06:51You're mixing them with alcohol? Nice.
01:06:58I got suspended today, so if you could tone back the judgment a little bit.
01:07:01Can't you see what's happening, Cliff?
01:07:06I see that Reagan Collins has killed six people.
01:07:09And now you're going to lose your job over it.
01:07:13Can't you just stop?
01:07:18No.
01:07:20I'm right about this, Connie.
01:07:26Okay.
01:07:31Okay.
01:07:31Okay.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:57Oh, my God!
01:08:18No!
01:08:19No!
01:08:20No!
01:08:21No!
01:08:22No!
01:08:23No!
01:08:24No!
01:08:25Mommy's doing sex with Hector again.
01:08:29Yep.
01:08:32Oh, Hector, you're so big!
01:08:35Yes, Hector!
01:08:36Donnie!
01:08:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:08:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:08:46Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
01:08:51Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes!
01:08:53Oh, yes, yes.
01:08:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:09:00Oh, oh!
01:09:06Are they going to be okay?
01:09:09Maybe?
01:09:11I don't know.
01:09:23No, don't even get out.
01:09:40He killed another one, didn't he?
01:09:42No, the storm killed them.
01:09:44Wind blew, branch fell, car exploded.
01:09:47It's called an act of God.
01:09:48And that's not the least bit fishy to you?
01:09:50Ronnie, that's the kid's M.O.
01:09:51Forensics has already been through here.
01:09:53Come on, Ronnie.
01:09:54Be a detective for once in your life.
01:09:56How many more parents have to die before you?
01:09:59Go home.
01:10:02Officer.
01:10:07Fuck you, Ronnie.
01:10:08Hi there.
01:10:29Stay away from me.
01:10:31No, I just need a minute of your time.
01:10:34Why can't you just leave us alone?
01:10:36Oh, us?
01:10:37Why'd we think that if I were you?
01:10:38That kid's a murderer.
01:10:39Oh, give me a break.
01:10:41You know Grant Hull?
01:10:42He's a student here.
01:10:43Who?
01:10:44Oh, come on.
01:10:45I saw you and Reagan with him the other day.
01:10:47Grant's mother and her boyfriend were killed last night by a falling tree.
01:10:54Wait.
01:10:55A tree?
01:10:56Yeah, look into it.
01:10:57And while you're at it, look into the Wallace twins and Sidney Vaughn and Tom Mulnick.
01:11:01Your boyfriend killed their parents, too.
01:11:03Just look into it.
01:11:04And if you want to talk, you know where to find me.
01:11:12Two well-known foraging experts, Gary and Betty Vaughn, were found dead inside their home today.
01:11:18And it may have been mistaken identity.
01:11:20Sidney!
01:11:22Sidney, are you surprised your parents made such a careless and deadly mistake?
01:11:26Oh, I don't know.
01:11:27Why don't you suck my dick?
01:11:34This tragic series of completely unrelated and terribly unlucky events continues to plague this upscale community.
01:12:00I didn't even come to your senses.
01:12:01Let's go get this fucking asshole.
01:12:05Are you sure about this?
01:12:06He was so nice to me.
01:12:07He's dared me to catch him more than once.
01:12:09I checked out all the articles online about the dead parents, and you were right.
01:12:13He even got me to check out a book on tree anatomy.
01:12:16I know.
01:12:16I need your help.
01:12:18What do you mean?
01:12:20Go see him.
01:12:21Wear a wire, search his house.
01:12:22No.
01:12:23No fucking way.
01:12:24I should never have come here.
01:12:25Well, no.
01:12:25You're the only one that can do it.
01:12:28Think of those poor parents.
01:12:31Why me?
01:12:33Because I'm not exactly on the top of his guest list.
01:12:36But you are.
01:12:51Reagan!
01:12:51Reagan!
01:12:52Reagan!
01:12:53You have company!
01:12:55You're right, Dr. Collins.
01:13:06He was really cute.
01:13:07Such a cute face.
01:13:10You should have told me you were stopping by.
01:13:13I can't hang out right now.
01:13:14Oh, honey.
01:13:15Who could be more important than this beautiful girl?
01:13:17I'm supposed to meet Grant.
01:13:18A friend.
01:13:20Oh, why don't you tell Grant to come here?
01:13:22Oh, you son of a bitch.
01:13:23You know what?
01:13:24It's fine, actually.
01:13:25I'll just tell him I'll see him another time.
01:13:27Well, I better go.
01:13:29Reagan bought us opera tickets for our anniversary.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:33It's for assholes.
01:13:35Oh, happy anniversary.
01:13:36Is it today?
01:13:37Yes, it sure is.
01:13:38So I better finish getting ready.
01:13:40Why don't you stay for dinner?
01:13:44Reagan is a wonderful cook.
01:13:46Mom, do you want to stay for dinner?
01:13:50Sure.
01:13:51I'd love to.
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:52Have a seat.
01:13:53You're in the mood for anything special?
01:13:58Steak, pasta, lobster Newberg?
01:14:01The fuck is lobster Newberg?
01:14:04Well, you have eggs.
01:14:07Well, that was my next suggestion.
01:14:09Let's see.
01:14:10You can make us an omelet, ham, cheese, uh...
01:14:15Mushrooms?
01:14:16No, no, no.
01:14:18No, no mushrooms.
01:14:18No, no, no, no mushrooms for me.
01:14:21Do you mind if I take a shower?
01:14:22I'm kind of sweaty after my run.
01:14:24Oh, yeah, I guess so.
01:14:31Upstairs, first of all.
01:14:32I need a great view of friends.
01:14:33Smart girl, smart girl, smart girl.
01:14:39I hate you for making me do this.
01:14:41Where the fuck...
01:14:42I mean, shut the fuck up and keep walking.
01:14:46What are you doing?
01:14:48Oh.
01:14:48Close that drawer.
01:14:50No shame.
01:14:50I just wanted to see your bedroom.
01:14:54Really?
01:14:55Well, I don't like people in my bedroom, so come on.
01:14:57Let's go.
01:14:57I'm sorry.
01:14:58I know this looks bad.
01:14:59I was just curious.
01:15:00About what exactly?
01:15:02I'm curious about what?
01:15:03Wait, I left my back.
01:15:05I said I don't like people in my room.
01:15:07Come back here.
01:15:09What is that?
01:15:10Nothing.
01:15:10Let go.
01:15:11You're hurting me.
01:15:13Mary, what the fuck?
01:15:15What the fuck?
01:15:15Oh, shit.
01:15:32Oh, shit.
01:15:45Get in.
01:15:49Get in.
01:15:49Get in.
01:15:53Okay, give me whatever you took.
01:15:55What?
01:15:55How do you know I took anything?
01:15:56I saw him tearing apart his room.
01:15:58You must have taken something.
01:15:59Come on.
01:16:10Wait, I...
01:16:11Murder solicitation.
01:16:21Tom Molnick, September 21st.
01:16:23He never listens to anything I say.
01:16:26He's wasted all the time.
01:16:28And the way he looks at the girls I bring over.
01:16:30Shit, the way he looks at the dog, late man.
01:16:34It's all solvable problems, Tom.
01:16:36And my terms are acceptable?
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:38Whatever you want, man.
01:16:40I just want him dead.
01:16:41Yes.
01:16:41Yes.
01:16:42Yes.
01:16:43God damn it.
01:16:43God damn it.
01:16:44Wait, where are we going?
01:16:47There is no fucking way I'm going back there.
01:16:49As if.
01:16:52Hey, I needed that.
01:16:53This is next, okay?
01:16:54I am not joking.
01:16:56Let me out.
01:16:59Here.
01:17:00Have it.
01:17:02You're a witness.
01:17:03Remember that?
01:17:07God damn cheerleaders.
01:17:11Yes, yes, it's Detective Dawkins.
01:17:22I don't know.
01:17:23He just broke into my house.
01:17:26Yeah, he has a gun, and I have a restraining order.
01:17:28Put the phone up.
01:17:29Put the phone up.
01:17:31Did you call the police?
01:17:32Fine by me.
01:17:36Sit.
01:17:42Go for Ronnie.
01:17:46What?
01:17:49Can I get you anything?
01:17:51A water, soda, maybe some deodorant.
01:17:55Just shut the fuck up, you skinny little cunt.
01:17:57Okay?
01:18:01Breaking and entering.
01:18:02With a gun while being suspended.
01:18:05Pretty ballsy move, don't you think, Detective?
01:18:07Ballsy?
01:18:08Ballsy's thinking you can murder those kids' parents and get away with it.
01:18:11Murder?
01:18:13I like to think I was just emancipating those kids from their home lives by exploiting their parents' hypocrisy.
01:18:19Hypocrisy?
01:18:20You deluded little psycho.
01:18:22No.
01:18:23Think about it.
01:18:26If a license physician wasn't exceeding the speed limit,
01:18:30his SUV's computer may not have disabled the brakes.
01:18:38As far as that Mr. Molnick goes,
01:18:40it's not my fault he treated his body like a sewage dump.
01:18:47I knew that was you.
01:18:48Oh, please.
01:18:49I just offered the man a 40.
01:18:51What the fuck?
01:18:52Don't even get me started about the fawns.
01:18:54Who's up for vegan tacos?
01:18:56Professional foragers who don't even know their own mushrooms.
01:19:00So you're saying they did it to themselves?
01:19:03No.
01:19:06Except for the tree crushing Hector and Grant's mom.
01:19:09That one's on me.
01:19:11No.
01:19:12They're all on you.
01:19:14And this...
01:19:15And this will make for some pretty good listening.
01:19:21That bitch.
01:19:25You really think that they're gonna believe you?
01:19:29Yeah.
01:19:29I have a witness.
01:19:31I have a recording.
01:19:33I saw you tear apart your room looking for this.
01:19:35So if you want to confess now, it's good for the soul.
01:19:39That's very profound.
01:19:40You're an arrogant little turd.
01:19:43Now get up!
01:19:44And you're an idiot.
01:19:47You have a history of being wrong about me and I have a restraining order against you.
01:19:51You really think they're gonna believe anything you have to say?
01:19:53You son of a bitch.
01:19:54I've been a cop for 15 years.
01:19:55Your friends out there are gonna 51-50 your ass before you even have a chance of spreading
01:19:59any lies about me.
01:20:00Fuck your 51-50.
01:20:02You keep forgetting.
01:20:03Is that recording?
01:20:05The forensics will think you've doctored it to franity.
01:20:10Connie just called.
01:20:12Tell me about the booze and the pills.
01:20:14She's worried about you.
01:20:16Connie.
01:20:17That's your wife, right?
01:20:18How do you think she feels about all this, huh?
01:20:21She probably thinks that you're crazy.
01:20:23Just like everyone else does.
01:20:25Look at yourself, Cliff.
01:20:29You're a mess.
01:20:33Don't.
01:20:35Turn around.
01:20:36Turn around.
01:20:38What?
01:20:40Pursuant in California, Penal Code Section 837, I am placing Royton Collins under citizen's arrest.
01:20:45This is crazy, Cliff.
01:20:46Help me.
01:20:47Shut up.
01:20:48Listen to me.
01:20:49Let the kid go and we can talk.
01:20:52She did it.
01:20:53Connie, she did it.
01:20:53I have proof.
01:20:54He killed all of them.
01:20:56Okay?
01:20:56I was right.
01:20:57Okay, Cliff.
01:20:58Just let him go and we can discuss this.
01:20:59Cliff, put that gun down this instant and let Reagan go.
01:21:03Chief, I got this.
01:21:05Okay?
01:21:08Cliff, I'm gonna come up now.
01:21:11Ronny, just promise me that he'll be arrested.
01:21:16Anything you say, buddy, I promise.
01:21:20Just put the gun down.
01:21:23Hold your fire.
01:21:32Hold your fire!
01:21:35Hmm?
01:21:40No!
01:21:41Ronny, I think Sam just shot me.
01:21:43I need an ambulance!
01:21:44Oh, my God. Are you okay?
01:21:47Sam just shot me.
01:21:48Yes.
01:21:49I'm sorry, honey. I'm so sorry.
01:21:54I just... I'm just kidding.
01:21:56Officer Sam Pickett was cleared in the accidental shooting
01:22:16at 15-year police veteran, Detective Cliff Dawkins.
01:22:19Preliminary toxicology on the detective revealed dangerous levels
01:22:22of alcohol, hydrocodone, and lorazepam,
01:22:25which authorities believe led to his unstable and erratic behavior.
01:22:29After speaking with family members and colleagues,
01:22:31investigators discovered a history of addictions
01:22:33to weight-loss drugs, laxatives, and human growth hormones.
01:22:37This is your on-the-scene reporter, Sally McDuffie, KFT, Channel 5 News.
01:22:53Oh, no.
01:22:55This is all your fault, asshole.
01:23:08You want me to go stop this?
01:23:09No.
01:23:10If it doesn't happen here, it'll happen someplace else.
01:23:12He needs to face him sooner or later.
01:23:14What took you so fucking long?
01:23:25I told you, these things will take time.
01:23:28Yeah.
01:23:28Well, meanwhile, I'm going crazy.
01:23:30We didn't set any sort of time limit.
01:23:33Did you bring the envelope?
01:23:35Yeah, I brought the envelope.
01:23:36Time, April 29th.
01:23:41Wear my porch.
01:23:43How, police.
01:23:44No fucking way.
01:23:45You could.
01:23:48Now burn it.
01:23:51No, no, no, no.
01:23:52Later.
01:23:53All right, now I'm going to extend my hand.
01:24:01Hesitate for a moment and shake it.
01:24:03What?
01:24:05Just shake my hand.
01:24:07See?
01:24:14Sometimes all you need is a little thing.
01:24:16That's a guts for him to come here today.
01:24:19Good for him.
01:24:21Yeah.
01:24:22Good for him.
01:24:52Hey.
01:24:56Hey.
01:25:00Did you have the iPad?
01:25:02Oh, yeah, sure.
01:25:03You should have seen my switch.
01:25:04It was flawless.
01:25:07What happened with the police?
01:25:09They played the other one.
01:25:10114 hours of Belgian music.
01:25:13I can't believe it worked exactly how you said it would.
01:25:16Of course it did.
01:25:17So that's it, Ben.
01:25:24Yeah, I guess that's it.
01:25:28Okay, then.
01:25:29So, do you want to get a milkshake or something?
01:25:52Wait, are you asking me out on a date?
01:25:57Yeah.
01:25:59Well, my dad still doesn't trust you.
01:26:03That's a solid problem.
01:26:08Hey.
01:26:09Sweet ass.
01:26:10Watch it.
01:26:12Now.
01:26:14School's out!
01:26:15Mushfucker!
01:26:16Woo!
01:26:17Woo!
01:26:18Woo!
01:26:18Woo!
01:26:19Woo!
01:26:19Woo!
01:26:19Naked, naked
01:26:20Hey, love her, let's get naked, naked
01:26:27She always chillin' it
01:26:34She always look at me
01:26:36Tellin' me that it's time to get down
01:26:39Love her, let's get naked, naked
01:26:41Yeah
01:26:47I can sleep all I want
01:26:49You and me getting drunk
01:26:50Begging out, looking out
01:26:52I'm tryin' so hard not to frown
01:26:55Hold on
01:26:56Tryin' so hard not to frown
01:26:58Oh, you
01:27:00Come love her, let's get naked, naked
01:27:02Yeah
01:27:03Yeah
01:27:04Yeah
01:27:04Naked, naked
01:27:06Come love her, let's get naked, naked
01:27:09Oh, yeah
01:27:12Yeah, yeah
01:27:13Yeah, yeah
01:27:14Yeah, yeah
01:27:15Come on, I'm
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