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00:00:00Five hundred dollars for the death of Charlie Way.
00:00:30Hey friend, not bad style.
00:00:54You should take it easy, you look done in.
00:00:59Yes, you must be the four-door fist champion.
00:01:04Charlie Way?
00:01:06I'm Charlie Way.
00:01:08Your name, if you have one.
00:01:10Sure, it's Thunderleg.
00:01:15I've heard of his devil's kick.
00:01:17Of course, yeah.
00:01:18Everyone knows in the Kung Fu world.
00:01:20It's a method that's never been defeated yet.
00:01:24And won't be.
00:01:27I suppose I should warn you.
00:01:29I've been given good money to kill you.
00:01:33What the hell are you talking about?
00:01:35Someone's paid you to kill me?
00:01:37I'll give you twice as much to kill him.
00:01:39You could.
00:01:40Only my honor comes first.
00:01:44You must realize, I paid to kill, the contract sealed.
00:01:48So you must die.
00:01:49Don't be so sure of that, for Charlie Way, champion of the four-door fists, has never yet been defeated.
00:01:55I'll break every bone in your body and send you to hell.
00:02:02Oh my God.
00:02:04Nice man.
00:02:05It was His pounds.
00:02:06It's been here
00:02:07and the trickled son cannot change.
00:02:08Listen remember, I'm taking the pistol away before me.
00:02:11I don't know.
00:02:19It's terrible because it was very dangerous.
00:02:21Oh, it was so dumb.
00:02:23You could have your Rifle and Phew.
00:02:25Speaking down, far as I could have said,
00:02:28last her in his hand also,
00:02:29could have said that they were problemas between guilty.
00:02:32Oh
00:03:02Oh
00:03:32What is it master you'll finish the lesson I've something to attend to yes, sir. I will sir
00:03:53I'm now going to demonstrate the first lesson I will instruct you in is the five animal style
00:04:02Bonkers three-legged cat for a rut. Let's get started
00:04:08Dragon sees tiger
00:04:11Tiger rear snakes tongue dotter
00:04:15Panther sees fire white Craig spreads wings
00:04:20No, hold it hold it
00:04:26There isn't any power in your wrist boy, how do you expect to make progress well
00:04:32Oh
00:04:50Straighten it up
00:05:02I
00:05:11Suppose you think that was real funny pulling tricks on your teacher will
00:05:15Take that
00:05:17Oh
00:05:19I was saying
00:05:21Who was it Tony? Who was it?
00:05:23Freddy did it
00:05:31So Freddy Wong
00:05:33Now just because your father is master Wong gives you no damn right to cause any trouble here. Oh balls who told you kung fu is just a good start
00:05:43Oh, so that's it you mean to say my kung fu is lousy
00:05:47It's not as bad as that
00:05:49But it isn't the greatest
00:05:50Oh
00:05:51Suppose you show me exactly what's wrong with it
00:05:54Right
00:05:55Just take a look at your parentheses fire
00:05:58Well, what's wrong with it?
00:06:00Look at that spread between your paws
00:06:01That's an open invite
00:06:03And that horses stance is completely bow-legged
00:06:07I bet on one street that I
00:06:13There you've been thrown, yeah?
00:06:15Just wait
00:06:28Shut up! Shut up, you turkeys!
00:06:30Oh
00:06:34You'd like to test your teacher's kung fu, would you?
00:06:38And magpies can't fly, can they?
00:06:40Ah
00:06:42I can stand almost anything, you bum
00:06:46But I've taken enough of this bullshit
00:06:49Right, come off!
00:06:57You're wide open
00:06:59Do you know that teacher?
00:07:00What?
00:07:03Damn you!
00:07:26See how good his horse stance is?
00:07:29Oh
00:07:31Hot belly, shut up!
00:07:32Hot belly, shut up!
00:07:41Look, right foot!
00:07:46Cheat, cheat, cheat!
00:07:47Bastard!
00:07:49Fresh roosters!
00:07:50Fresh roosters!
00:07:51Get the fresh roosters here!
00:07:53Fresh roosters!
00:07:55You know, Freddy!
00:07:56You're the cat's ass!
00:07:57Make an old crow face dance like that!
00:08:00He's always so full of bullshit!
00:08:02He gets his dog's gift of kung fu just to see it makes me poop!
00:08:06You sure made him dance!
00:08:07You sure made him dance!
00:08:08You should've seen his face, huh?
00:08:09You sure did all of us a favor!
00:08:12That's for sure!
00:08:16Gee!
00:08:18Gee!
00:08:19That's not bad!
00:08:20Oh, and have some more of that!
00:08:21Dumb hat!
00:08:22I was talking about that chick there!
00:08:24Whoa!
00:08:25That perfect frame she's got!
00:08:27Yes!
00:08:28Sexy!
00:08:30How much?
00:08:31That one is 76!
00:08:32You mean that one in the red!
00:08:34Imagine what it'd be like to be kissed by that chick!
00:08:37Ooh!
00:08:38Kissing her is for children!
00:08:40I could get that broad to hug me!
00:08:42You could!
00:08:43You couldn't!
00:08:44He wouldn't!
00:08:45Okay!
00:08:46You wanna bet on it?
00:08:47Well, I'll bet you a whole dinner!
00:08:49She's hot that kind!
00:08:50She won't even take a second look at you!
00:08:53Okay!
00:08:54Come on!
00:08:55Alright!
00:08:56A whole dinner then!
00:08:57Watch!
00:08:58He's in for trouble!
00:09:03Watch!
00:09:04He's in for trouble!
00:09:06Right then!
00:09:14Oh!
00:09:15What is it?
00:09:16It's agony!
00:09:17Oh, something's into my eye!
00:09:18What's better?
00:09:19My eye!
00:09:20My seed, blow it out, please!
00:09:21What?
00:09:22Can't you help me?
00:09:23Huh?
00:09:24Can you?
00:09:25One more, huh?
00:09:26One more, huh?
00:09:27One more!
00:09:28Yeah!
00:09:29He did it!
00:09:30You see that?
00:09:31Yeah!
00:09:32Thanks a lot!
00:09:33Hey!
00:09:34Snake!
00:09:35There!
00:09:36Now, baby, it's alright!
00:09:38Don't be scared!
00:09:39I'll kill him!
00:09:40It's alright!
00:09:41That's a technique!
00:09:42Sure is!
00:09:43I gotta try that on your sister!
00:09:45On my sister?
00:09:47My sister?
00:09:48Ow!
00:09:49Thought you could come fresh with my daughter, did you?
00:09:58Ow!
00:09:59Me touch her!
00:10:01She was asking for it!
00:10:03Dumb bitch!
00:10:04Mother!
00:10:05Don't you try and deny it!
00:10:07You just wanted to lay your filthy hands on her!
00:10:09On her?
00:10:10That's a laugh!
00:10:11She's much too ugly for that!
00:10:13Think you're real smart, huh?
00:10:15Well, I'll teach you a lesson, boy!
00:10:17Let me go!
00:10:18And let's go!
00:10:19Oh!
00:10:20Oh!
00:10:29So you wanna play it Kung Fu!
00:10:32Try this!
00:10:33Ah!
00:10:34a
00:10:45She's not joking Wow the old bitch is tough
00:10:53Hey guys you're gonna help me hey, Wow. Oh some friends they make
00:11:04Oh
00:11:14Okay, you're nothing but a skinny old woman so let you win
00:11:34What's your game, huh? Stumbling about like some drunken stews? Don't have a bag there!
00:11:41Hey, Jerry!
00:11:43Come, bull-bye
00:11:46See, Mr. J. Pantique
00:11:50Is it real?
00:11:54But of course, sir. It's an heirloom, mister. It's worth money, sir.
00:11:58How much is it?
00:12:00Ten bucks.
00:12:02That's very expensive.
00:12:04Come.
00:12:06Here.
00:12:08Just ten cents.
00:12:10Hey!
00:12:12Hey there, mister. You can't give me this.
00:12:14Hands off!
00:12:15It wouldn't buy an old plate, you know that.
00:12:17I couldn't sell such a valuable piece for only ten cents.
00:12:20If you don't want to sell, you give me my money back.
00:12:23But my jade!
00:12:27That was all that I had in the world, sir. You've got to pay for it.
00:12:30If you don't expect payment from me, well, take this!
00:12:32Yeah!
00:12:33Daddy! Daddy! Are you all right?
00:12:35Oh, please! At least give me something!
00:12:38Sure!
00:12:39Daddy! Daddy!
00:12:41What's wrong, old man, huh?
00:12:44He smashed my jade and he won't pay.
00:12:47Shithead!
00:12:52Shithead!
00:12:53Piss off!
00:12:54Think you're talking to your mother?
00:12:56I'll see you rot in hell!
00:12:58You'd better hand over this man's money.
00:13:03Pay?
00:13:04Not before I put you in the ground.
00:13:06It's too bad you feel that way, know why?
00:13:08There's nothing been going right today.
00:13:11So you caught me in a bad mood.
00:13:13Now I'm gonna have to teach you how to pay!
00:13:16Hey!
00:13:17YAH!
00:13:18YAH!
00:13:19YAH!
00:13:20YAH!
00:13:21YAH!
00:13:22YAH!
00:13:23YAH!
00:13:24YAH!
00:13:25YAH!
00:13:26YAH!
00:13:27YAH!
00:13:28YAH!
00:13:29YAH!
00:13:30YAH!
00:13:31YAH!
00:13:32YAH!
00:13:33YAH!
00:13:34YAH!
00:13:35YAH!
00:13:36YAH!
00:13:37YAH!
00:13:38YAH!
00:13:39YAH!
00:13:40YAH!
00:13:41YAH!
00:13:42Oh, wow, you almost killed me.
00:14:12Wow, my knuckles were barely missed.
00:14:31This is for you, now get going.
00:14:42That's enough, I'm dying.
00:14:50Don't worry, you're safe, it's only the blunt side.
00:14:57I have no intention of killing you. Not yet.
00:15:01Not yet.
00:15:08Please, oh no, no, no.
00:15:11That one really came pretty close.
00:15:14Watch what you're doing.
00:15:18Drop dead.
00:15:22Now begin to dance to my tune or I'll make you save the cover.
00:15:31You're fortunate because it seems I do miss, although it's quite by accident.
00:15:37Oh, please.
00:15:38No, please.
00:15:40I...
00:15:42So then I...
00:15:45And then I...
00:15:47That makes a lot together.
00:15:49It sure has brightened the day having met you.
00:15:51You know this, it must be at least ten years, brother, since we've seen each other.
00:16:06And you hardly look a day older.
00:16:09I would not have recognized my niece.
00:16:12She isn't a bad girl.
00:16:14Just a bit naive.
00:16:15A bit naive.
00:16:17And where is Freddy?
00:16:18Oh, that young rascal.
00:16:20He's a bit of a handful.
00:16:21Always out with his pals and getting into trouble.
00:16:24Very grown up now.
00:16:25You won't recognize him.
00:16:27By the way, you'll stay for a few days.
00:16:31Freddy!
00:16:33I say, Freddy, come and meet your aunt.
00:16:38Ah!
00:16:40Come on, lad.
00:16:42Coming.
00:16:53Say hello.
00:16:55Hello, Auntie.
00:16:57Cousin.
00:16:59Hello.
00:17:00Hello, Freddy.
00:17:02What on earth's the matter?
00:17:03I seem to have pulled a muscle in my neck.
00:17:06Oh, I'll soon put that right here.
00:17:08Let your aunt do that.
00:17:09No, no, I'll be all right.
00:17:10Relax.
00:17:11Just for a second.
00:17:12That's...
00:17:15Oh, dear.
00:17:18Oh, mother.
00:17:20Well, you feel better?
00:17:22Yes.
00:17:26Be all right now.
00:17:28Your son's grown into a real smart-looking fellow.
00:17:32Yes, he's quite clever.
00:17:34And also his kung fu's not bad.
00:17:36Oh.
00:17:38I should like to see his kung fu sometime.
00:17:41Huh? All right.
00:17:42You would enjoy a match.
00:17:44I believe that you're strict with him from all accounts.
00:17:47And I've heard he's regarded very highly in the neighborhood.
00:17:49That's a fact.
00:17:51Tell me, please, what they say.
00:17:53They've said that he's courteous and polite, setting other boys a good example.
00:17:57Well-mannered and blight.
00:17:58Huh?
00:18:00That makes me really proud to be his father.
00:18:02Freddie, come here, son.
00:18:03Huh?
00:18:04Huh?
00:18:12I'm so glad he isn't like the other boys around here.
00:18:15They're real sex maniacs.
00:18:17Huh?
00:18:18Yes, that's right.
00:18:19Only today my own daughter was attacked by one of them.
00:18:23Besides that, when I went to rescue her, he even attacked me.
00:18:28Huh?
00:18:29You mean to tell me that both of you were attacked here in my own town?
00:18:34Would you recognize him?
00:18:36Huh?
00:18:38As if I could forget.
00:18:39Yes, I'd recognize him all right.
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:42And when I find him, I'll flay the skin off his back.
00:18:45Freddie, come along.
00:18:48Uncle, there's really no need.
00:18:51But why?
00:18:52Because he's in this very room standing quite near us.
00:18:54Huh?
00:18:55But where?
00:18:56Standing right over there, your precious son, Freddie.
00:18:59Huh?
00:19:01Huh?
00:19:03What?
00:19:05It can't...
00:19:12Down on your knees!
00:19:14Oh, please!
00:19:16You'll pay for this, you scum, you criminal!
00:19:19Ah!
00:19:27Oh, my God!
00:19:41Robert Wong?
00:19:42Yes, Mr. Lee.
00:19:44What has happened?
00:19:45Ah!
00:19:46I'll tell you what!
00:19:47That bastard son of yours beat him up!
00:19:49Huh?
00:19:53Why should you do that?
00:19:54Why?
00:19:55Because he's nothing but a wild animal.
00:19:57Viciously attacked my son, breaking his legs, his arms and the poor boy's skull.
00:20:04Oh, my!
00:20:06He really beat him up.
00:20:08He looks like a dumpling.
00:20:10Well done!
00:20:11What are you going to do?
00:20:14No!
00:20:15Father!
00:20:16You farming from hell!
00:20:17I'll beat you to death!
00:20:18No, no!
00:20:19Please, Father!
00:20:20Please!
00:20:22Brother, you mustn't kill your own son.
00:20:24Yes!
00:20:25I've got to kill this devil!
00:20:27He's a disgrace to the name of Wong!
00:20:30Sounds bad for a teacher of your standing to flog his own son to death.
00:20:34If he's got to be punished, I suggest that Mr. Lee here is quite capable.
00:20:45Stop him!
00:20:48It was your son I beat, so let him punish me.
00:20:52There.
00:20:54Now you hit me, I promise I won't fight back.
00:20:58Ah, and so you're funny, huh?
00:21:01All right, Mr. Wong.
00:21:03What are you going to do?
00:21:05As from this moment, I disown him.
00:21:09This slime is no longer mine.
00:21:11Do what you like with him.
00:21:15So, my suggestion.
00:21:17You pick your man.
00:21:19He'll fight Freddy, who'll be strictly forbidden to fight back.
00:21:22Ten strokes should be enough.
00:21:23Now, Mr. Lee, do you approve of the punishment?
00:21:29Huh.
00:21:30Ten strokes won't be needed.
00:21:32I'm going to do it in three.
00:21:37Master.
00:21:39Here.
00:21:40I'm going to fix that squirt.
00:21:42And be sure that you leave him looking just like I am now.
00:21:45Ah!
00:21:46292.
00:21:47304.
00:21:48304.
00:21:49At the side?
00:21:50же.
00:21:513
00:22:10304.
00:22:12Well, you, for some reason had a combination of strength execution ...
00:22:14The Divine Eight, that palm style of yours, it's really something.
00:22:42I'm only starting.
00:22:54I'm not dead yet.
00:23:12Enough.
00:23:19You've made your ten hits now, Mr. Chow.
00:23:25And you said you'd put me down in three.
00:23:30Snake and Crane together.
00:23:37Strike the vital points.
00:23:42Let's try and divide it again.
00:23:48I told you I got stalled.
00:24:11Let's take a break.
00:24:14Come here.
00:24:19I'm not dead.
00:24:21I'm not dead.
00:24:23I'm not dead.
00:24:26Oh
00:24:57Hey, my jacket's getting dirty take it
00:25:13I bet you regret you didn't pay for that Jade, huh?
00:25:26Are you all right, master?
00:25:31You idiot!
00:25:46Master, now I look just like you little
00:25:50Oh
00:25:52Okay
00:25:53You win
00:25:54Smart of you to play that trick on us
00:25:56I'll get you back
00:25:57Let's go
00:25:58You haven't heard the last of this
00:26:00Come on, let's get out of here
00:26:01Careful with that, son
00:26:02Come on, come on
00:26:03I'll get you yet
00:26:04I didn't know you slept with flying
00:26:07Careful, careful
00:26:10He came in a funeral with one ragged cripple
00:26:13He left in a funeral with two on the stretcher
00:26:17You fight quite well
00:26:19I must give you credit
00:26:20But I still kill you
00:26:21Oh, no
00:26:24You mustn't kill a child of your blood
00:26:26Break his wicked ways through practice
00:26:28Huh?
00:26:29I've tried everything with that young bastard
00:26:31Right
00:26:32From now on you won't be allowed to leave this house
00:26:35We'll start with five hours horse studs
00:26:37Ahhhh
00:26:38No
00:26:39No
00:26:40No
00:26:41No
00:27:12Cold.
00:27:27Now don't move.
00:27:33Have some more water.
00:27:40There.
00:27:44Hey, your horse's stance is improving.
00:27:48Yeah!
00:27:50Hey, are your legs a bit shaky?
00:27:54They aching?
00:27:55You know I feel real sorry for you.
00:27:58Chicken, chicken!
00:28:08I bet you this will tickle.
00:28:12Stop.
00:28:14Don't do that.
00:28:16Just what exactly are you trying to do?
00:28:18Carrying out my orders.
00:28:20See, it's your father's idea.
00:28:22He says for every mole that you break, you stay another hour.
00:28:32You bastard!
00:28:34You bastard!
00:28:46Darned idiot!
00:28:48I don't care.
00:28:50You bastard!
00:28:52You bastard!
00:28:54I'm sorry.
00:28:56I'm sorry.
00:28:58You bastard!
00:29:00You bastard!
00:29:02Oh, Master!
00:29:32Yes, his stance appears to be pretty steady.
00:29:38You're sure he hasn't had a rest?
00:29:40Oh, but no.
00:29:41I've been watching him just like a hawk.
00:29:44Absolutely not.
00:29:45You're certain?
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:47Well, you have a problem?
00:29:49Sure.
00:29:50I feel very tired.
00:29:52Tired?
00:29:53You don't seem to be.
00:29:54I am, sir.
00:29:55You mean you're tired though you're sitting on a chair?
00:29:58Hmm?
00:29:59What?
00:30:00Sitting on a chair?
00:30:01Hey!
00:30:02Let me see!
00:30:03Oh, my God!
00:30:04So he is on a chair!
00:30:05Hmm?
00:30:06You young criminal!
00:30:07I've tried to teach you, but no.
00:30:10Well, it leaves me no alternative then.
00:30:14I will have to ask your great uncle to come and discipline you.
00:30:18Who's that?
00:30:20So high.
00:30:22Get out of here!
00:30:25Oh!
00:30:26You put it down to that fuck again!!
00:30:27Oh!
00:30:28Ooh!
00:30:29Ooh!
00:30:30Ooh!
00:30:31Oh!
00:30:32Oh!
00:30:33Uh-oh!
00:30:34Uh-oh!
00:30:35Eh-!
00:30:37Uh-oh!
00:30:38Oh, hurry up.
00:30:48Beanhead is choking me.
00:30:51Won't be a second.
00:30:53Oh, hurry.
00:31:01Wow, practicing your kung fu upside down.
00:31:04I'm dying.
00:31:05Here, I'll get you something to eat.
00:31:06I'm dying.
00:31:07Here.
00:31:11Where do I get some water?
00:31:13Don't take this thing off my axe.
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:17It's killing me.
00:31:20Hurry.
00:31:33Hey, come on, get out.
00:31:35Why did you come down so fast?
00:31:49Here, eat this.
00:31:50Hey, is it true so high it's going to train you?
00:31:55Yeah, that's right.
00:31:56That's sure bad news for you.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:00You know what they say about that bastard.
00:32:03Sure, I know he's a bit rough.
00:32:06He's far worse than that.
00:32:08He'll be crippled for life.
00:32:09How's that?
00:32:10I'm telling you, honest.
00:32:13I'm not kidding.
00:32:14I knew one young guy who was his student.
00:32:18Gee, was he a mess?
00:32:19What?
00:32:20See?
00:32:20He lost all his teeth.
00:32:23His hair torn out.
00:32:24Should have seen his busted nose.
00:32:26His own father didn't know.
00:32:27That monster double, he's a real sadist.
00:32:31A torturer.
00:32:35But what can I do?
00:32:36It sure better do something, huh?
00:32:40Sure.
00:32:41I gotta think fast.
00:32:42Think, damn you think!
00:32:44Let's see, you might...
00:32:56Yeah, we run like hell!
00:32:59That's not running, come on!
00:33:01Come on, hurry!
00:33:02Yeah, okay!
00:33:04Follow me!
00:33:11Cookies!
00:33:11Cookies, all right, take a seat there.
00:33:33Excuse me.
00:33:35Do you mind if I sit here?
00:33:36No, sit down.
00:33:38Go on.
00:33:38Ah, you're all by yourself.
00:33:41That's good.
00:33:41I don't like eating on my own.
00:33:43Go on, sit down.
00:33:44Sit down.
00:33:46This restaurant's not bad, huh?
00:33:47Just look at the color of the food.
00:33:49So red and juicy.
00:33:51Real good smell.
00:33:53Real fantastic, huh?
00:33:58What can I get you, sir?
00:34:00Huh?
00:34:00This is such a surprise.
00:34:02Where's your friend?
00:34:03What's that?
00:34:03No, no, go ahead, eat.
00:34:05I have for you, sir.
00:34:06Well, we'll start with a bowl of shark shrimp.
00:34:10Ah, sorry, we got no shark shrimp.
00:34:12That's too bad.
00:34:13Soy pork, roast goose.
00:34:15Yes, sir.
00:34:15With plenty of fat.
00:34:16A steam grouper.
00:34:18Ah, sorry, sir.
00:34:19No grouper.
00:34:20Ah, never mind.
00:34:21Just bring what you have.
00:34:22Yes?
00:34:23Stewed abalone, shrimp noodles, and be quick about it.
00:34:26Yes, sir.
00:34:27Hey, a pint of wine.
00:34:29Right away.
00:34:30One wine, right away.
00:34:32Can you really eat as much as that?
00:34:34Yeah, easy.
00:34:35I'm growing still.
00:34:37Got to keep myself strong and fat.
00:35:03Oh, boy.
00:35:04Now we eat.
00:35:06Give me.
00:35:07That's okay.
00:35:08Mmm.
00:35:10Hell, no wine.
00:35:11Be my guest.
00:35:12Drink out.
00:35:13See, this looks good.
00:35:15Oh, boy, I'm starving.
00:35:17Here, just taste that.
00:35:19Have it.
00:35:20Eat up.
00:35:22Mmm.
00:35:23Mmm.
00:35:23Go on.
00:35:24Don't be shy.
00:35:26Help yourself to what you want.
00:35:27Enjoy yourself.
00:35:29Don't start on selling my ears.
00:35:30I want to shit.
00:35:31Mmm.
00:35:33Mmm.
00:35:34Mmm.
00:35:34Go on.
00:35:42Huh?
00:35:43I see, boy.
00:35:45Bye.
00:35:46Mmm.
00:35:46Mmm.
00:35:48Mmm.
00:35:48Oh, he sure gets some food on him.
00:36:18Ah, feels great.
00:36:43Ah, that's more comfortable.
00:36:58I feel a different man now.
00:37:04That's living.
00:37:08Oh, well, friend.
00:37:12They sure know how to cook here.
00:37:13That meal was really something.
00:37:15Delicious.
00:37:16Now, listen, friend.
00:37:17I got to move now, but I got an idea.
00:37:20Tonight, I insist you've got to be my guest.
00:37:23Don't worry.
00:37:24I'll pay as I'm leaving.
00:37:25We'll meet again tomorrow night.
00:37:27You must finish your dinner, okay?
00:37:29See you tomorrow.
00:37:30Bye for now.
00:37:31Bye.
00:37:32See you tomorrow.
00:37:34Bye.
00:37:35Hey, that'll be exactly $1.05.
00:37:40I ain't going to pay.
00:37:43You're not?
00:37:44Well, who is?
00:37:47The old guy over there, he's paying.
00:37:53Ah, he's a good friend of yours.
00:37:55A friend?
00:37:56No, I'm his son, you idiot.
00:37:57Is that so now?
00:38:00Just how many fathers do you have?
00:38:02Yes.
00:38:03For your information, that guy owns this place and you're talking to his son.
00:38:08I guess that leaves you a bastard.
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:12Thought that the meals went free here, dear.
00:38:14We don't give credit.
00:38:16Get your money out.
00:38:17Get your money out.
00:38:26I ain't paunting meals of you.
00:38:28Forgot my money, that's all.
00:38:29I'll fetch it right now.
00:38:31And I'll pay you a check.
00:38:33Oh, yeah?
00:38:35Yeah, I can be it.
00:38:48No credit.
00:38:50Gorilla, you just take it.
00:38:57Oh, no.
00:38:59Oh, no.
00:39:16Uh!
00:39:18Oh, no!
00:39:21Oh.
00:39:22Oh, no.
00:39:27Oh!
00:39:28Uh!
00:39:29Oh!
00:39:30Uh!
00:39:31Oh!
00:39:32Oh!
00:39:33Oh!
00:39:34Yaaaah!
00:39:35Oh!
00:39:36Oh!
00:39:37Ha!
00:39:38Oh!
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:40Oh!
00:39:41Oh!
00:39:42Oh!
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:46Oh!
00:39:47Oh!
00:39:48Uh!
00:39:50What the hell is this?
00:39:52Oh!
00:39:53Oh!
00:39:55No, hold it, hold it, hold it, stop!
00:40:05Friends, bastard pig you are.
00:40:08You were so greedy for all that food.
00:40:11Now spit the lot out.
00:40:25Why should I choke out?
00:40:29That's enough.
00:40:31And one pint of wine yet.
00:40:38Now you want to look at my belly.
00:40:40I feel hungry again.
00:40:42Hey, break it up right now.
00:40:56Or do you want to kill little boy?
00:40:58Hey, I'm finished here.
00:40:59He's gonna clean the toilets out.
00:41:06You wanted something to clean, huh?
00:41:12Thanks, old man.
00:41:19Are you dare to interfere in our business?
00:41:23I'm the gorilla.
00:41:24What shall I jump?
00:41:30Jump then.
00:41:34Now he's jumping all right.
00:41:40It hurts.
00:41:42Hey!
00:42:06Here's how to wash your face.
00:42:12Look!
00:42:13You're coming!
00:42:15Check it out!
00:42:19Pass ganhar!
00:42:20There's the hell.
00:42:21Mr Garawan!
00:42:22So you can get out!
00:42:29Let's get 30 dollars on...
00:42:34You did the left!
00:42:34What?
00:42:44Hey!
00:42:48Hey!
00:42:50You thief!
00:42:55Oh no, let's be friends!
00:42:57Okay, let's be friends!
00:42:58Please!
00:43:04You've got strength in your arms, but you bring them strong.
00:43:18Stop that! Stop that!
00:43:20Whoa!
00:43:33This way!
00:43:34Hey!
00:43:35You know what?
00:43:47I can't help wondering how old you are, old man.
00:43:51For your age, you sure are tough.
00:43:53A necessity.
00:43:55I've had to be tough to be able to survive to this age.
00:44:00No, I'm not like the young men today.
00:44:03None of you can fight.
00:44:04Always getting thrashed.
00:44:06Hey!
00:44:08Huh?
00:44:09Today wasn't a good day.
00:44:11Just bad luck, really.
00:44:12Usually, I'm tremendous.
00:44:14With just one blow, I'd have done the lot.
00:44:16You still gotta see my real star.
00:44:18That sounds to me like an excuse.
00:44:22I forgot to ask you what your name is and why you couldn't pay for your meal, huh?
00:44:29Hey, that's a long story, mister.
00:44:32And what's your name anyhow?
00:44:35It was Mr. So.
00:44:37Hey!
00:44:38There's a fellow with that same name screwing up my life.
00:44:42That's why I'm here on the run.
00:44:46Who is it?
00:44:48He's this creep named so high, was my own father asked for this guy to fix me.
00:44:54Are you afraid then?
00:44:55What?
00:44:56I'm not afraid at all.
00:44:58Though I've heard it said he's real cunning.
00:45:01Violent and mean.
00:45:03But one day, I'm gonna fix him.
00:45:05Mm-hmm.
00:45:06That old fart.
00:45:08Wait till I see him, I'll tear him apart.
00:45:11You'd fix the old fart, huh?
00:45:13Good.
00:45:14Yeah, sure.
00:45:15Hey, just where do you come from?
00:45:18Out of the sky is a roof and I sleep wherever I may.
00:45:23You're a bum, that is?
00:45:25Sure.
00:45:26Everyone knows me.
00:45:27It's so high.
00:45:30So high!
00:45:32Huh?
00:45:34So high?
00:45:35That's the name, young fella.
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:38Oh!
00:45:39Oh!
00:45:40Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:44Lucky for me, I got fast legs.
00:45:46That was the new one.
00:45:47Not fast enough.
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:49Holy cow!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51Oh!
00:45:52Oh!
00:45:53Oh!
00:45:54Oh!
00:45:55Oh!
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:58Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:04Oh!
00:46:05Oh!
00:46:06Oh!
00:46:07Oh!
00:46:08Oh!
00:46:09Oh!
00:46:10Oh!
00:46:11Oh!
00:46:12Oh!
00:46:13Now, you listen. Your father's paid me well to train you, and I'm going to do it.
00:46:26It hurts. How long will it take you?
00:46:32A day?
00:46:33One year exactly.
00:46:34What? I'll never make it?
00:46:43Hey, has he already got your loot? Mind you well forget it.
00:46:49I wouldn't do that. I think I'll enjoy it.
00:46:51What? I'll see you in hell.
00:47:01The guy is strangling me.
00:47:03What?
00:47:13Let me go.
00:47:16You're breaking behind my neck.
00:47:24Wow, you're just a stupid old fool.
00:47:27You like to pretend that you're a real tiger, do you?
00:47:30Huh?
00:47:31Well, I'll show you what a tiger's about, huh?
00:47:47I see a tiger's got a bad part, huh?
00:47:50Huh?
00:47:51Yeah!
00:47:54Ah, ah!
00:47:56Ah!
00:47:57Ah!
00:47:58Ah!
00:48:00Oh, shit!
00:48:07Ooh, ooh!
00:48:08He he he!
00:48:09It's over!
00:48:11Hey!
00:48:12Ah!
00:48:13Ah...
00:48:14Hey!
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:16Ah!
00:48:17Ah!
00:48:18Oh
00:48:32Looks like dancing
00:48:48Oh
00:49:05Your fingers stronger than teeth
00:49:13Now let's start
00:49:18You scared me then climbing trees to get away now
00:49:48Hey
00:49:49Hey
00:49:50Hey
00:49:51Hey
00:49:52Wow
00:49:53My
00:49:55You're choking me
00:49:57Ready to learn
00:49:59Help
00:50:01Answer
00:50:02Answer
00:50:03My poor head
00:50:04Where are you?
00:50:05Hmm
00:50:06I guess I haven't got much choice
00:50:08But I don't much care for your metals
00:50:10I'm finding your pupils
00:50:11Ah
00:50:13Oh
00:50:15Oh
00:50:16Oh
00:50:17Oh
00:50:18Oh
00:50:19Oh
00:50:20Oh
00:50:21Oh
00:50:22Oh
00:50:23Oh
00:50:24Oh
00:50:25Oh
00:50:26Oh
00:50:27Oh
00:50:28Oh
00:50:29Oh
00:50:31Oh
00:50:34No
00:50:35No
00:50:36I
00:50:37Let me down
00:50:39Oh, I don't want to die, yes.
00:50:42Oh, that's not.
00:50:48Oh, I...
00:50:51I thought if you're supposed to be a teacher,
00:50:57you'd break a gorilla in half.
00:51:01All students with style must learn how to fall.
00:51:05Right, that was only your first lesson.
00:51:09Oh, I don't want to die.
00:51:39Oh, I don't want to die.
00:51:41I
00:52:08Was going to have a piss
00:52:10I have a piss over there.
00:52:11Oh, all right, teacher.
00:52:28Now, fill up the right jars or the left jars.
00:52:31Now, back to the right jar.
00:52:32Back jar to the front jar.
00:52:36Now, to the right jar.
00:52:38Now, to the right jar.
00:52:40Back jar to the front jar.
00:52:43Now, to the right jar.
00:52:45Now, to the front jar.
00:52:47Now, to the right jar.
00:52:48Now, to the front jar.
00:52:53Now, to the front jar.
00:52:54Now, to the front jar.
00:52:56Now, to the front jar.
00:53:00to the front jar.
00:53:06Hurry.
00:53:10Stupid old man playing games back jar to the left jar.
00:53:13Breaking my back so this will do.
00:53:18Come on, hurry.
00:53:21Oh, gee, my balls are busted.
00:53:30Oh, Freddy, come on out of there.
00:54:00I hope you're dry there, you old plank.
00:54:30Hey you, get out.
00:54:55Asshole, get out of here. Can't you hear?
00:54:59Are you blind, huh? These pants won't dry on their own.
00:55:03You don't hang it around here, you bum. Keep moving your ass.
00:55:08Who says this your pad, huh? And suppose I don't move it.
00:55:13A big mouth on a wet ass. It should be taught some manners.
00:55:25How's it feel? Are you dry? Right little fart.
00:55:33I'll give you dry. I'll shove you in head first.
00:55:47Come on, watch the birdie.
00:55:55What's that supposed to be? Kung Fu? Who taught you that load of shit?
00:56:14No one calls my dad's Kung Fu shit.
00:56:20Judging by you, your old man's Kung Fu stinks. I wouldn't ask him to wipe the shit off my damned asshole.
00:56:26And perhaps it's better you call me father.
00:56:36Get better, okay?
00:56:38Sit. Stand up. Sit down.
00:57:04You see all my dogs must obey.
00:57:10Hiya!
00:57:12Hiya!
00:57:14Hiya!
00:57:16Hiya!
00:57:18Hiya!
00:57:20Hiya!
00:57:22Hiya!
00:57:24Hiya!
00:57:28Hiya!
00:57:40Hiya!
00:57:42Hiya!
00:57:44Hiya!
00:57:46Hiya!
00:57:48Hey
00:57:57Well shit head have enough I won't stop it till you sink in hell fire
00:58:18What? Ah, so you're in your turtle shell now
00:58:39Your skulls like butter it's not worth it you can study kung-fu for 20 years if you want, but you won't ever beat me
00:58:48Oh
00:59:01Me killing nobody like you know
00:59:05Could ruin that good reputation of mine
00:59:07Bend down your little squirt crawl between my legs go and clean crud and piss holes
00:59:15For all
00:59:18Oh
00:59:20Oh
00:59:22Oh
00:59:24Oh
00:59:26Oh
00:59:28Oh
00:59:30Oh
00:59:32Oh
00:59:38Oh
00:59:40Oh
00:59:42Oh
00:59:44Oh
00:59:48Hey, hold it
00:59:52Auntie's your pants
00:59:54Oh
00:59:56Oh
01:00:00Oh
01:00:02Oh
01:00:04Oh
01:00:06Oh
01:00:08Oh
01:00:10Oh
01:00:12Oh
01:00:14Oh
01:00:16Oh
01:00:18Oh
01:00:22Oh
01:00:26Oh
01:00:28Oh
01:00:30Oh
01:00:36Oh
01:00:38Oh
01:00:40Oh
01:00:42well now what's that supposed to be kung fu who taught you that load of shit your father
01:00:55i can squash your skull like butter even if you were to study for 20 years you wouldn't beat me
01:01:12to kill a nobody like you no it could ruin that good reputation of mine
01:01:33bend down you little squirt you best go clean crud and piss holes
01:01:38crawl between my legs crawl
01:01:41young devil
01:02:00you
01:02:03you
01:02:07you
01:02:09you
01:02:11you
01:02:14you
01:02:18you
01:02:20you
01:02:22you
01:02:24you
01:02:27you
01:02:29you
01:02:31you
01:02:33you
01:02:35you
01:02:37you
01:02:39you
01:02:42you
01:02:46you
01:02:48you
01:02:50you
01:02:52you
01:02:54you
01:02:56you
01:02:57you
01:03:09you
01:03:10you
01:03:11you
01:03:12you
01:03:13you
01:03:14I'll soon get them dry
01:03:34What happened to your pants I lost
01:03:44Ah, my god, it's burning
01:03:53My coal, get it out, get it out
01:03:56Oh, look at my coal
01:04:02Ready
01:04:05I'll soon get it
01:04:15Oh, look at my coal
01:04:16I'll soon get it
01:04:19Oh, look at my coal
01:04:22Oh, look at my coal
01:04:25Oh, look at my coal
01:04:30My, Mr. Morgan!
01:04:33My!
01:04:39My, Mr. Morgan!
01:04:45Ah!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:49Right!
01:04:52Right!
01:04:54Right!
01:04:55Right!
01:04:57Ha!
01:04:59Oh
01:05:19If I were a rabbit I won't agree T's weak and it's cold again
01:05:29My teacher gives me a headache now
01:05:31If you're hungry, eat
01:05:41What's wrong? Weak wrists? Can't pick up your food?
01:05:45Yeah
01:05:59No
01:06:01No
01:06:03No
01:06:05No
01:06:07No
01:06:09No
01:06:11No
01:06:13No
01:06:15No
01:06:17No
01:06:19No
01:06:21No
01:06:23No
01:06:25No
01:06:27No
01:06:29No
01:06:33No
01:06:35No
01:06:39No
01:06:41No
01:06:43Oh, my God.
01:07:13Teacher, I'm finished.
01:07:21That was quick.
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24Use these small-arm cups empty again.
01:07:29Here you go.
01:07:32I wish I'd known about this part first.
01:07:43Oh, this is killing me.
01:07:51Hey, Freddy.
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Crack this wall, I'm talking.
01:07:57Sure.
01:08:00No.
01:08:01Huh?
01:08:02You've got to do it this way.
01:08:07There, now you try it.
01:08:09Huh?
01:08:20There!
01:08:21Huh?
01:08:22I...
01:08:23Hmm.
01:08:38Huh?
01:08:41Ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
01:08:42Oh, my God.
01:08:56Oh, my God.
01:08:57Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, oh.
01:08:59Oh, oh.
01:09:00Oh, oh.
01:09:01Oh, oh.
01:09:02Oh, oh.
01:09:03Oh, oh.
01:09:04Oh, oh.
01:09:05Oh, oh.
01:09:06Oh, oh.
01:09:07Oh, oh.
01:09:08Oh, oh.
01:09:09Oh, oh.
01:09:10Oh, oh.
01:09:11Oh, oh.
01:09:12Oh, oh.
01:09:13Please, teacher, haven't I cracked an armory today?
01:09:15A monkey would die in this train.
01:09:18Why don't we take a walk, huh?
01:09:21Hmm, right.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:24Yeah.
01:09:27I did it.
01:09:29Good.
01:09:30One again.
01:09:33Look at this.
01:09:35Oh, boy.
01:09:37The crickety.
01:09:38Easy, yeah.
01:09:41Huh?
01:09:42Okay, teacher, what are you gonna bet on?
01:09:49Hey there, get going now.
01:09:51What, go now?
01:09:53I haven't made my wine money yet.
01:09:58I still got to win some more yet.
01:10:01There.
01:10:02Who's betting?
01:10:03Look at them now.
01:10:04Get your money on the table.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:06Get all the winners.
01:10:07Back your winner now.
01:10:08All right.
01:10:10Why not?
01:10:11Come on.
01:10:12Come on.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14Come on.
01:10:15Play.
01:10:16Play.
01:10:17Play.
01:10:18Play.
01:10:19Hey.
01:10:20What is this?
01:10:21Come on.
01:10:22Hey.
01:10:23And the noise.
01:10:24Play.
01:10:25You win.
01:10:26Hey, just look at that.
01:10:27We won again.
01:10:28You got it right on.
01:10:29Hey, this is really great, you know.
01:10:30I told you he would.
01:10:31He would.
01:10:32We got enough to buy a decent meal and good wine, huh?
01:10:33We're rich.
01:10:34Hey, you there.
01:10:35Oh, man.
01:10:36I got 50 to lose.
01:10:37I'll play you for it.
01:10:38Right.
01:10:39This should be good.
01:10:40Hmm.
01:10:41Hmm.
01:10:42Hmm.
01:10:43Hmm.
01:10:44Hmm.
01:10:45Hmm.
01:10:46Hmm.
01:10:47Hmm.
01:10:48Hmm.
01:10:49Hmm.
01:10:50Hmm.
01:10:51Hmm.
01:10:52Hmm.
01:10:53Hmm.
01:10:54Hmm.
01:10:55Hmm.
01:10:56Hmm.
01:10:57Hmm.
01:10:58Hmm.
01:10:59Hmm.
01:11:00Hmm.
01:11:01Hmm.
01:11:02Hmm.
01:11:03Hmm.
01:11:04Hmm.
01:11:05Hmm.
01:11:06Hmm.
01:11:07Hmm.
01:11:08Hmm.
01:11:09Hmm.
01:11:10Hmm.
01:11:11Hmm.
01:11:12Hmm.
01:11:13Hmm.
01:11:14Hmm.
01:11:15Let's go ahead, choose.
01:11:25Oh, sure, sir.
01:11:32Let's see.
01:11:45You see, it's not there.
01:11:48Hold on.
01:11:50Hey, what the?
01:11:50You think you're quick, huh?
01:11:52Well, listen, Bollie, my eyes are quicker.
01:11:55Lay off.
01:12:00So, you're trying to cheat, huh?
01:12:05Police!
01:12:07Police!
01:12:08Hey, everybody run, let's go!
01:12:10Let's go!
01:12:13Trying to escape, huh?
01:12:14Hey, hold it!
01:12:18Hey!
01:12:19You're a dishonest, cheating, or dirty thief.
01:12:21Give me back that money, huh?
01:12:24You must be joking.
01:12:25I ain't got no money.
01:12:27You meathead, don't you recognize who I am?
01:12:29Who cares who you are?
01:12:30Yeah, that's right, and I'll tell you who you're talking to.
01:12:34Wrap the iron-headed bullet.
01:12:40Oh, wow.
01:12:41That's horrible.
01:12:43Scared, are you?
01:12:45Hey, Bollie!
01:12:48You'd better get this straight.
01:12:49You're going to pay back that money, man.
01:12:51I don't care if you're a tiger.
01:12:53Huh?
01:12:54I warn you, shit-face.
01:12:56I pick who I'm going to bury next.
01:12:59Say your prayers fast,
01:13:01Because you're about to fill my iron head.
01:13:03Don't give up now, let's see how you stop iron bullet.
01:13:33Don't give up now, let's see how you stop iron bullet.
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