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00:00:00What?
00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:01:00What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:17Fuckin' hell.
00:01:30Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:35Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:38You son of a bitch!
00:01:44Eat your vegetables.
00:01:46He's right there! Come on!
00:01:57Get outta here!
00:02:00Get outta here!
00:02:02Kill him, bitch!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:08Go see that!
00:02:09Go see that!
00:02:10Go!
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00:02:17Get outta here!
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00:02:48Get outta here!
00:02:49Come on, push. Push!
00:02:58My hands!
00:03:02You know what I hate?
00:03:04No!
00:03:04I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:09That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:14Okay, it's coming. Come on, give me one big push.
00:03:19Run!
00:03:30What the f***?
00:03:38I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding out!
00:03:40Quit squarming and ruining my shot.
00:03:42What a piece of crap.
00:03:51We're out of here.
00:03:58Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:00I'm bleeding out of here.
00:04:09Bring me quiet. Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:11Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:04:14Ah!
00:04:35Bravo, Mr. Hero.
00:04:37Bravo.
00:04:38Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:04:42Something funny.
00:04:44Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
00:04:46There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:04:49She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:04:52She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:04:54but found it was hell in the feeding
00:04:55when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:04:59Ah, you have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:02But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:05Tit for tat, eh?
00:05:09Ah, sir, that's the latest thing.
00:05:10Well, the gun will only fire
00:05:12when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:15That makes firearms safer,
00:05:16and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:18What the...
00:05:19Get him!
00:05:30Who are you?
00:05:32Lady, what's your name?
00:05:34Who are you?
00:05:36No.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58Nice knockers.
00:06:28Nice knockers.
00:06:35Come on!
00:06:40God damn it!
00:06:45Fuck!
00:06:58Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:05Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:25Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:28Tit for tat.
00:07:34I was going back for her, boss.
00:07:39No, I got it.
00:07:42I'm not the head.
00:07:43Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does
00:07:47the work.
00:07:48Every second counts, right?
00:07:53Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:01Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:04When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:05I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:08And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:10I don't know.
00:08:11After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:14This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:16I mean, since we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman, he gets
00:08:20in on the action, huh?
00:08:22He took her gun, he started shooting at us, and that's when you arrived.
00:08:27Take it easy.
00:08:28Sit down.
00:08:29Oh, you all right?
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:33Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:08:38Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:08:42I won't make this mistake again.
00:08:45I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:08:48I can appreciate that.
00:08:51My ass!
00:08:54And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:08:57And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:08:59Sorry I was alone.
00:09:59Damn.
00:10:29Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:10:47Don't make me kill you.
00:11:17Don't make me kill you.
00:11:47Don't make me kill you.
00:12:17Don't make me kill you.
00:12:47Yeah. Bye-bye.
00:12:52You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:12:57Don't know.
00:12:58You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:00Sir, we spotted the target at third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:11Turn us around.
00:13:11Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:13:24Don't worry, kid.
00:13:44Someone good will find you.
00:13:54Oh, my God, look at this.
00:14:00Someone left a baby.
00:14:09Oops.
00:14:24Fuck me sideways.
00:14:54Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:12Where's Quintana?
00:15:14Wait, Smith.
00:15:15Mistress Dawn is...
00:15:16I got a bad boy on, but it's all right with me.
00:15:24Come here.
00:15:25I can't complain.
00:15:31That man he needs.
00:15:39Money.
00:15:41Money makes the world go round.
00:15:43Money.
00:15:44Money will make you change your sound if the price is right, if the price is right.
00:15:54Sorry, Belle.
00:15:56Bar's closed.
00:16:04Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:06There's plenty to go around.
00:16:08Not for me, thanks.
00:16:08I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:10Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:16:14Oh, kinky.
00:16:26I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:16:29Five grand.
00:16:30That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:16:35Are you clean?
00:16:36You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:16:39So you'll do it.
00:16:40Vaffanculo.
00:16:42Screw yourself, Smith.
00:16:43For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:16:46I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:16:48I didn't steal the kid.
00:16:49Trust me.
00:16:50Trust you?
00:16:52I don't even know your real name.
00:16:55Who are you, really, Smith?
00:16:57I'm a British nanny.
00:16:59And I'm dangerous.
00:17:11Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:17:14Forget it, Dad.
00:17:33Fine.
00:17:37Ciao.
00:17:38I'm a British nanny.
00:18:08Let's go.
00:18:34This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:18:36Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:18:44I already told you, Smith.
00:18:46You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:18:52I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:18:58I'm sorry.
00:19:03Scram, fellas.
00:19:04Give me a moment alone here with Café La Mamba.
00:19:11Relax.
00:19:12Relax.
00:19:16Mia piccola trolletta.
00:19:19There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:19:28Yes, a real jerk.
00:19:31He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:19:36And what is this man's name?
00:19:39Smith.
00:19:41Mr. Smith.
00:19:42How the hell do I know his real name?
00:19:50He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:19:55He always used the same name.
00:19:57Smith.
00:19:58I don't believe you.
00:20:00I think you'll know more about this man.
00:20:09He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:16It's harder the more times it's fired.
00:20:19If I had anything I want him, I'd tell you.
00:20:33And it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:20:38What's up, Doc?
00:20:45Oh, you're a waskily wabbit.
00:20:51But you're not waskily enough.
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:56That's a sick shooter.
00:20:57I just counted six shots.
00:21:02You've blown your load.
00:21:09Oh.
00:21:10Now, what about you?
00:21:12Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:15Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:21:18And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:21:21And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:21:24I don't know.
00:21:25But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:21:29Oh, really?
00:21:32Wanna bet?
00:21:33Nothing like a good hand, Joe.
00:21:54Get your things.
00:22:07We're going.
00:22:08I can't believe it.
00:22:10But it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:12But even if you're in a casino, I find me for your fault.
00:22:14You explain me?
00:22:15But listen to me.
00:22:16I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying.
00:22:19And I refuse to apologize.
00:22:21Damn you, Smith.
00:22:22I could have been snuffed back there.
00:22:24Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:22:26Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:22:29You're a bad girl.
00:22:29You deserve to be punished.
00:22:31Which car do you want?
00:22:33What?
00:22:33I'm tired of walking.
00:22:37Look at this.
00:22:44You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:22:47I give up.
00:22:50With a car that pricks her on the inside.
00:22:54Tell me about it.
00:22:55Tell me about it.
00:22:55Hello, honey.
00:23:00Oh, good, good.
00:23:17I'm glad, I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:23:21Listen, sweetie.
00:23:23I've run into a small hitch.
00:23:27I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:23:30But don't, don't worry.
00:23:32I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:23:36Hugs and kisses.
00:23:38Bye-bye.
00:23:39So what was I supposed to do?
00:23:42These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:23:45I couldn't just stand there.
00:23:48You see that?
00:23:49I fucking hate that.
00:23:51What?
00:23:51This guy changing lanes without signaling.
00:23:54I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:23:55So you started shooting at them.
00:24:00No, I don't carry a piece.
00:24:03I went to the woman, she had a gun.
00:24:04They started firing.
00:24:06I shot back.
00:24:07He's done it again.
00:24:07I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:12Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:24:19You want to know why?
00:24:20Not particularly.
00:24:21Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:24:25So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:24:27They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:24:30It's in their nature.
00:24:31Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:24:33I can't go to the police.
00:24:34Why not?
00:24:35I'm the unibomber.
00:24:36They caught the unibomber.
00:24:39That's what they think.
00:24:41You stupid...
00:24:43Right.
00:24:44That's it.
00:24:55You are the angriest man in the world.
00:24:57If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:04Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:06How many local boys?
00:25:11I need men, you understand?
00:25:14I need a lot more men.
00:25:16I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points, and give me 50 FMJs.
00:25:39You're a little short.
00:25:47You lied.
00:25:49You said you had $5,000.
00:25:52How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:25:55You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:25:57It's as good as cash.
00:25:58You're pathetic, Smith.
00:25:59We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:02Look, why don't I sign over this check I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:07Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:11I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:12Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells, and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:26:19Deal.
00:26:19Damn it, Smith.
00:26:48What the hell are you doing?
00:26:50Making some money.
00:26:51Making some money?
00:26:52Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:26:55Something for the baby?
00:27:01A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:06Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:11So this is it.
00:27:14It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:15Same old, Smith.
00:27:19Down and dirty.
00:27:21Glad you like it.
00:27:31Say hello to Mickey.
00:27:32Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:27:44No, you'd never make it.
00:27:46They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:27:47Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:27:49I'm rounding up 50 guys.
00:28:05Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:28:07Stop the car.
00:28:18He was here.
00:28:19Come on.
00:28:19What makes you think he was here?
00:28:21Trust me.
00:28:21I know what people do, and I know what people think.
00:28:23I always have.
00:28:25Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:28:27You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:28:31Now stop the car.
00:28:34Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:28:37I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:28:39Don't call him an it.
00:28:41It's an it to me.
00:28:46Tell me, Smith.
00:28:48Is there anything you like?
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:50My privacy.
00:28:51Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:01I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:04Can I offer you anything?
00:29:07Carrot?
00:29:10It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:17Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:29:20Another lucky guess?
00:29:22Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:29:24He sees things we don't.
00:29:26He was once an FBI profiler.
00:29:29Forensic behavior consultant.
00:29:32My God.
00:29:33How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:29:38Make all the difference in this business.
00:29:42Hey, but...
00:29:43Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:29:46The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:29:50Besides...
00:29:51Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:03Shh, shh.
00:30:04No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:05We could call him Oliver.
00:30:07Oliver?
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:08Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:10Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:11Because I like the book.
00:30:12You like the book?
00:30:13I didn't hate it.
00:30:15That's a first.
00:30:21Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:30:24Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:30:27Or the one that says,
00:30:29you're becoming a man now, son?
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:34So, Mr. Hertz,
00:30:35how old is your son?
00:30:37He's eight.
00:30:38That it had to be large and powerful.
00:30:42Can you believe it?
00:30:43There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:30:50Roadside bomb wounded.
00:30:52We have it in our...
00:30:54Hey.
00:30:57Did you notice that?
00:30:58No, this works.
00:31:00Look.
00:31:00Lay-mask politician
00:31:03rants about gun control.
00:31:05He cries.
00:31:07So tonight...
00:31:08Switch to this channel
00:31:09with this heavy metal music.
00:31:12He shuts up.
00:31:15That's so weird.
00:31:19You must find it comforting.
00:31:22Sir.
00:31:23Yeah.
00:31:24Men are in place in the roof.
00:31:25That's good.
00:31:28Anybody know
00:31:29what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:31:31It's where Cagney
00:31:32lets the good guy live.
00:31:38And if that happens
00:31:39in this show,
00:31:41I'm gonna do a lot more
00:31:43than ask for my money back.
00:31:45All right?
00:31:46Let's kill this mother.
00:31:47Go.
00:31:52It doesn't surprise me
00:31:53that Oliver's into death metal.
00:31:55Look at his surrogate parents.
00:31:57No.
00:31:57I'm telling you.
00:31:59This means...
00:32:00Go.
00:32:02Backway.
00:32:02Ah!
00:32:03Ah!
00:32:04Fuck!
00:32:13Ah!
00:32:32Und76 changed its altitude on a Monday.
00:32:34All that gain to me.
00:32:407'11.
00:32:41Sl nächste all the curtain till me hoffle.
00:32:46Double.
00:32:53Oh
00:33:23Oh
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00:34:23Oh
00:34:31My god do we really suck or is this guy really that good come on boys?
00:34:37He ain't out of the briar pets yet
00:34:53Oh
00:34:58Shoot the dog back, shoot the dog
00:35:00No
00:35:03Why not?
00:35:04I like dogs
00:35:23Wait a minute
00:35:31Oh that rat bastard
00:35:49What is it?
00:35:50It's a bearish diaper
00:35:53This idea blows Smith
00:35:59It's the only idea we've got
00:36:01You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:09Yep, that's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:12Ridiculous
00:36:14Well he isn't crying now
00:36:19So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother
00:36:22I still say this is a wild heart
00:36:24Yes, how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:36:26So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:36:28Somebody's been stalking us
00:36:30Let's find out who
00:36:32Oh
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00:37:05who occupies the room upstairs go to hell you ain't got the cojones
00:37:15so who are these guys i rented the place to some suit 11 months ago
00:37:27he paid the whole year in cash i never saw him again i just figured they were using the back way
00:37:35read it
00:37:41this is pretty fucked up
00:38:05sir it's your go to guy
00:38:11sir it's your go to guy
00:38:23sir it's your go to guy all the mothers have been killed only one escaped temporarily we found her
00:38:41body and confirm that she did deliver a child the babies were supposed to be delivered covertly i
00:38:47guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret
00:38:52what a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be when mr go to guy passes head to the left yes sir i
00:38:58already made the call backup should be arriving any minute clean this mess up and try to piece
00:39:03together everything that happened thank you sir i appreciate your confidence
00:39:09that's the car
00:39:18what i thought donna sperm was your department these freezers are full of samples
00:39:25These freezers are full of samples
00:39:29This is weird
00:39:31There seems to be only one donor one donor. Yeah, and a generous one of that
00:39:45This is bone marrow blood it must be for some kind of cure
00:39:51How do you know that Smith you didn't hear about my Nobel Prize
00:39:55You see what it is. It's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient
00:40:06The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it
00:40:12You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant exactly and somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it
00:40:21That's why they want Oliver dead
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01:07:49Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:07:51I
01:07:53Can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something. Bye bye.
01:07:57Bye bye.
01:08:23Don't you worry Duchess.
01:08:25This ain't gonna happen to you?
01:08:27Not for a few years anyway.
01:08:29Mm-hmm.
01:08:31Well, well, well, well, well, well.
01:08:35Somebody gets to be smart, and somebody gets to be dumb. Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
01:08:44Yes, indeed.
01:08:47The circle of life.
01:08:49The circle jerk of life.
01:08:51Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:08:53No.
01:09:01I want you to tell me
01:09:03where the woman and the child are.
01:09:05Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:09:09Believe me.
01:09:11Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jammering on and on.
01:09:13No.
01:09:15Again, I ask.
01:09:17Where are the woman and child?
01:09:19That's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:09:21No!
01:09:22No!
01:09:23Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:09:24It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:09:25Why are you doing this?
01:09:27It's over.
01:09:28Yeah, shortly it will be.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You know, I really should thank you.
01:09:32I just got to pick a contract because of you.
01:09:34I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:09:36What are you babbling on about now?
01:09:37Do you really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your
01:09:38little stunt?
01:09:39little stunt killing the senator?
01:09:40There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:09:41No.
01:09:42Haven't you done that?
01:09:43No.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45No.
01:09:46No.
01:09:47No.
01:09:48No.
01:09:49No.
01:09:50No.
01:09:51No.
01:09:52No.
01:09:53No.
01:09:54No.
01:09:55No.
01:09:56No.
01:09:57No.
01:09:58No.
01:09:59No.
01:10:00No.
01:10:01No.
01:10:02No.
01:10:03No.
01:10:04No.
01:10:05No.
01:10:06No.
01:10:07No.
01:10:08No.
01:10:09Haven't you heard the news?
01:10:10No.
01:10:11The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:10:13They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:10:16So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:10:20So once again, I ask you, where are the women and child?
01:10:24Do you know how I'll break your finger?
01:10:26My boy told me this when you'd punch me in the nose.
01:10:30I'd kick you in the ass.
01:10:33Very amusing.
01:10:34Amusing. If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:10:40What if it didn't get to us before we leave?
01:10:42Oh, I know your whole story.
01:10:45That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:10:48He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:10:51Found out how your wife and son.
01:10:52You sold him a pair of shotguns.
01:10:54Killed your own wife and boy.
01:10:58I'm not telling you. I'm a goddamn thing.
01:11:01Where are you, Smith?
01:11:09Well, well, well, well, well.
01:11:11We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:11:31My gun's just fucking great, Hammersack.
01:11:41Oh, my God!
01:11:53My gun's just fucking great, Hammersack.
01:11:55I've got a second.
01:11:57I've dwelt there for years
01:12:01Playing with my beers
01:12:03It's taste for the joyous and the sensuality
01:12:09And though there are tears
01:12:12I can share them with my ears
01:12:15All in love
01:12:17I must tell you
01:12:19Well, I must tell you
01:12:21Well, I must tell you
01:12:23Well, I must tell you
01:12:24Well, I must tell you
01:12:25Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:12:39I'm so scared
01:12:40I'm so scared
01:12:41I'm so scared
01:12:42Ugh
01:12:43I don't know.
01:13:13Oh, yes siree, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:13:19But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:13:23I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:13:28Say that again.
01:13:29I said I am dead...
01:13:31Stop!
01:13:33That part of it you got right.
01:13:43It's the wife.
01:14:08Oh, my honey.
01:14:18She's leaving me.
01:14:21You know what I really hate?
01:14:22Oh, my God.
01:14:38What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:14:51Oh, my God.
01:15:21Oh, my God.
01:15:51Shh, don't worry, little boy.
01:16:09Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:16:11Oliver, the love.
01:16:32We took you so long.
01:16:39Oh, my God.
01:16:39All right, this is a robbery.
01:16:49Empty the drawer, all of it.
01:17:03To everyone else, freeze.
01:17:05Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off.
01:17:07He said freeze.
01:17:09That means don't even pucker your butthole.
01:17:11That's right, no pucker in.
01:17:13Nobody dies.
01:17:14Don't fucking move.
01:17:15I'm in a rush here.
01:17:16Come on.
01:17:17You know what I hate?
01:17:18Shut up and sit on this asshole.
01:17:20That's right.
01:17:21You heard it.
01:17:22Come on.
01:17:26Come on.
01:17:31Come on.
01:17:32Come on.
01:17:33No!
01:17:41God!
01:17:42No!
01:17:49No!
01:18:03No!
01:18:04No!
01:18:05Yeah!
01:18:06He's not hiding inside!
01:18:08No!
01:18:09No!
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