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00:00Mr. Men, Mr. Men, Mr. Men, Mr. Men, Mr. Men
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01:00than a night out at the movies where people sit side by side in complete and utter silence
01:10and enjoy the thrills that can only be experienced on the big screen.
01:18Yes, ultimately going to the movies is about one thing.
01:24What's on the screen?
01:26And more often, who's on the screen?
01:34Hello, Mr. Lazy!
01:36May I have two tickets to the next movie, please?
01:39Two? Well, okay, if you must, Mr. Caterbrain.
01:43I figured Cicero would enjoy seeing a movie about superheroes.
01:49Uh, it's not about superheroes.
01:51It's a comedy about a turtle and a toad who win the lottery.
01:54Then I'd better have three tickets.
01:57Whoa, you want three now?
01:59Oh, yes. If it's a comedy, I have to bring Miltie.
02:04Huh. I was expecting a parrot.
02:07Oh, no. Parrots have no sense of humor.
02:11Besides, they talk during the movie. Very annoying.
02:14Now that I think of it, I'll take four tickets.
02:18Do you know how much work it is to push this little button right here?
02:21I'm sorry, Mr. Lazy, but it would be rude to ask Thurston to wait in the car.
02:27Make it three tickets after all.
02:33Thurston is in one of his moods.
02:36There you go. Enjoy the show. While I enjoy my break.
02:42Hi-yo, Thurston!
02:44Hi-yo, Thurston!
02:45Hi-yo, Thurston!
02:46Come on, Mr. Happy. I do not have all day.
03:03Do you want extra cheese on these nachos or what?
03:07Yes, Mr. Rude. Thank you. I do enjoy the occasional glob of warm cheese.
03:14Tell it to someone who cares.
03:21That's plenty of cheese.
03:23Look, I do not tell you how to do your job. Do not tell me how to do mine.
03:28Really? Mr. Rude, that is plenty.
03:31Here. Whoa!
03:33Now, don't drip on my clean counter.
03:36Wonderful nachos, Mr. Rude. Thank you.
03:39Next in line, what do you want, Mr. Nuzi?
03:43May we have one large popcorn and one small soda, please?
03:48I wonder who that is for.
03:50Good tidings, Mr. Rude.
03:52Oh, keep your tidings to yourself.
03:55You are going to have to wait. I need to pop more corn.
04:10Whoa! Look out! Look out!
04:12Forgot to close the door.
04:13Will you mind your own business?
04:16Whoa! Look out! Look out, Mr. Rude!
04:18Incoming, Mr. Nuzi! Look out!
04:20Look out, Mr. Rude! Look out!
04:21Look out, Mr. Rude!
04:22Look out!
04:23Whoa!
04:32Don't just stand there like a bunch of baffoons!
04:35Someone let me out of here!
04:37Let me out of here!
04:52Uh-huh! Yes!
05:01Ah! Perfect!
05:03Boy, it's dark in here!
05:06Oh, not Mr. Nuzi!
05:08Oh, please, please, please, find a seat at the opposite side of the feather!
05:13Where should I sit?
05:15I don't like to be too close, but I don't like to be too far away either!
05:19Hey there, Mr. Persnickety!
05:21This is what I'm talking about!
05:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
05:33Hmm.
05:34Oh, Mr.. Messy, you soaked me in fizzypop!
06:03Mr. Persnickety, some of us are trying to watch the movie.
06:06Sorry, Mr. Persnickety.
06:08I'd offer a napkin, but I don't believe in him.
06:11No, I don't expect you do.
06:25Mr. Messy, I must insist that you not wipe your mouth on my arm.
06:31Listen here, Persnickety. Talk again and I'll have to call the manager.
06:36You're reporting me because of noise?
06:40Shh.
06:48Oh, I've been torpedoed by a frankfutter.
06:52That's it.
06:55Oh, thank goodness he's gone.
06:58Yo, is this the guy?
06:59Yes, it is, Mr. Strong.
07:01And I demand that he be removed immediately.
07:06Removed?
07:08This is an outrage.
07:10I have been the perfect audience member, quiet and unassuming.
07:15Stop it.
07:17How will I ever know how this movie ends?
07:19Certain people dream of being a famous movie star.
07:44Shining on a big silver screen.
07:48You may not know how to fame, but want to be remarkable just the same.
07:58You can be anything you dream.
08:02You can be anything you dream.
08:05Aim high for pie in the sky.
08:08There's nothing that can stop you as long as you try.
08:12Reach high as high as the sky and dream.
08:16It came without warning.
08:29No one knows from where.
08:30But it's here, but it's here, and there's no way to stop it.
08:34It's Gamma Goo from Planet Nine.
08:38Starring Little Miss Sunshine as Victoria Well-Beloved.
08:42The nanny who was the first to see the horror unleashed by the goo.
08:46And Starring Mr. Bump as Captain Rafe Daniels,
08:52the only man brave enough to battle the unyielding slime.
08:56I'll stop that goo if it's the last thing I do.
09:02But time is running out for the city under siege.
09:07I'm not afraid of you, slime ball.
09:13Yuck!
09:13It's man against monster in a battle
09:17to save the city from this oozing enemy.
09:24Go ahead. Save yourself, Rafe.
09:27It's too late for me.
09:29I'm not leaving you behind, Victoria.
09:34Go. Go. Go!
09:37Hey, you're not the pizza delivery guy.
09:45It takes a team to eliminate
09:47this seeping, creeping wall of goo,
09:50and they do it.
09:51But to ensure it never happens again,
09:53our heroes must take on
09:54the dubious alien behind the slime,
09:58Dementicon.
10:01Played brilliantly by the talented little Miss Gary.
10:04My slime will rule the world,
10:07and I will be made the supreme ruler of the galaxy.
10:11You've seen your last goo, Dementicon.
10:18Don't miss.
10:20Gamma Goo from Planet Nine.
10:23Oozing soon.
10:25Do a dear dear dear you.
10:26And so the movies are over
10:30for another evening.
10:32Of course, someone has to stay behind
10:34and clean up the mess.
10:36But with the theater at last empty,
10:38it's time to go home.
10:41I said, go home.
10:44Go home.
10:44Go home.
10:45Go home.
10:45Go home.
10:45Go home.

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