00:00Oh, Mr. Berman, Mr. Berman, Mr. Berman, Mr. Berman
00:30The Mr. Berman Show
00:44The joys of camping have not been lost
00:54on the Mr. Men and Little Misses of Dillydale.
00:57They relish the clean, fresh air of the forest.
01:03The warm glow of a comforting campfire shared with friends.
01:10The joy of seeing wildlife in its natural habitat.
01:16To most, a camping trip is a recipe for fun.
01:27This instant tent doesn't look so instant.
01:40Want me to read the instructions, Mr. Stubborn?
01:43Oh, please.
01:56I can put together a tent.
01:58It's so simple a child could do it.
02:00Maybe I should read the instructions.
02:10Congratulations on your purchase of an instant tent.
02:13Yes, yes.
02:14Skip that part.
02:15A product of the Instant Everything Company.
02:18Okay, move on.
02:19Makers of the instant bed, instant chair, instant house.
02:23Skip down.
02:24Instant car, instant grandmother.
02:26Get to the directions.
02:27Directions.
02:28Finally.
02:29Printed in Malaysia.
02:38What did I tell you?
02:40So simple a child could do it.
02:43Whoa.
02:49This tent is definitely cheap.
02:52This should be the perfect spot to catch a glimpse of the rarest bird on the continent.
03:17The horn-thrusted red spangler.
03:20Oh, Mr. Persnickety, I'm so happy you allowed me to join you on this little expedition.
03:23I love bird watching and the outdoors.
03:25I also love chocolate cake.
03:27If trees were made out of chocolate cake, imagine how happy I'd be then.
03:31I love pillows, too, and pencil erasers.
03:32Miss Chatterbox, please.
03:35I must prepare my observation equipment.
03:38The horn-thrusted red spangler appears only once every hundred years.
03:43It is very sensitive to noise, so we must be quiet.
03:48Absolutely.
03:49Understood.
03:50Say no more.
03:50I hear and I obey.
03:51You say jump, I say how high.
03:53We must be quiet now.
03:55Yes, quiet now.
03:58No time like the present.
03:59Don't put off till yesterday what you can do tomorrow.
04:01Or is it tomorrow what you did yesterday?
04:02Miss Chatterbox, you mustn't talk or you'll frighten the bird.
04:07Oh, I mustn't do that.
04:09Be kind to animals, that's what I say.
04:10And I mean all animals, even rats.
04:12Do you like rats, Mr. Persnickety?
04:13I saw one once as big as a bulldog.
04:15Miss Chatterbox, for the last time, please be quiet.
04:20If you want to speak, don't.
04:22Let nothing come out of your mouth that so much as resembles a word.
04:27You want me to be quiet?
04:29Exactly.
04:35Mr. Persnickety, there's a bird!
04:37Shh!
04:37But it's the rat!
04:38Double shh!
04:39My anticipation knows no bounds.
04:47Oh, Mr. Persnickety, you missed it!
04:50Missed what?
04:51The horn-thrusted red spangler!
04:53Where?
04:54It was on your head.
04:55I tried to tell you, but you said shh!
04:57And then you said double shh!
04:59No!
05:00Oh!
05:01What's this?
05:03Oh, it laid an egg on your head.
05:04Didn't I mention that?
05:06Boy, I bet that was a rare egg.
05:07Not like your basic scrambled eggs.
05:08No, you won't see an egg like that again for a while, I bet.
05:11No!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:21Oh!
05:21Oh!
06:22Birds. Man can't think of all that squawking.
06:47Hey! Don't nibble your own nuts.
06:52I don't know who invented camping, but I'd like to give him a piece of my mind.
07:03All right, that's the last straw.
07:07Literally.
07:08Rookin' cucumbers!
07:26I don't think that was an accident.
07:28And neither was that.
07:32No offense, Miss Whoops, but this rafting trip is pretty dull.
07:54Seems fine to be. Nice and slow.
07:57Mr. Devel is right. This is a bore. A real snooze fest. I have had more fun watching paint dry.
08:06We get the point, Mr. Roo.
08:08Don't worry, Mr. Bump. Things will pick up a bit once we round the bang.
08:13I can hardly wait.
08:18Woo-hoo!
08:20Too fast! Too fast!
08:22Hey! We are going down the home river!
08:25What?
08:27Woo-hoo!
08:28Woo-hoo!
08:32Let's turn back now while we have the chance!
08:34I thought you said you were a trained professional!
08:45Ho!
08:47Whoa!
08:50Find a rocket plane to it!
08:53We'll be back to get you!
08:59Now this is a good time!
09:03Woo-hoo!
09:03Woo-hoo!
09:04Woo-hoo!
09:08Paddle backwards!
09:09Paddle backwards!
09:10Abandon ship!
09:12Abandon ship!
09:12To where?
09:21Oh, poopity poop.
09:31What's that noise?
09:32What's that sound?
09:33There's not supposed to be another Mr. Ben hanging around.
09:36There's no denying you're here in a paper roll.
09:38There's a camper here who's going to give a little tickle.
09:40Tickling high, tickling low.
09:41Tickling low.
09:42Tickling low.
09:42He's going to get you wherever you go.
09:44Don't try to run or try to lay low.
09:47Don't try to run or try to lay low.
09:47Don't try to run or try to lay low.
09:47He's going to get you wherever you go.
09:49He's going to get you wherever you go.
09:50Tickling high, tickling low.
09:52He's going to get you wherever you go.
09:53He'll get you in a tent.
09:54He'll get you in a tent.
09:55He'll get you in a lake.
09:56No matter where you're hiding, he won't give you a break.
09:58You may as well give up and get ready to giggle.
10:00Cause there's a camper here who's gonna give a little tickle
10:03Tickling high, tickling low
10:05He's gonna get you wherever you go
10:07Don't try to run or try to lay low
10:09He's gonna get you wherever you go
10:11Tickling high, tickling low
10:14He's gonna get you wherever you go
10:16What? Again?
10:19What? Oh no! No!
10:21Oh goodness!
10:22Oh goodness!
10:23All good things must come to an end
10:30And so it is true of camping trips
10:33It's been another dilly of a time in the Dillydale woods
10:37With all that fresh air and fun
10:40It's a weekend few will soon forget
