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“Revenge of the Bridesmaids” (2010) is a fun and lighthearted comedy that follows a group of friends as they navigate weddings, friendships, and clever schemes in a playful and entertaining story. The film highlights themes of teamwork, creativity, and friendship, all presented with humor and charming performances. With its cheerful tone and engaging narrative, this film appeals to audiences who enjoy family-friendly comedies and entertaining adventures.
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00:00:00Turn!
00:00:07Geez, look at me.
00:00:10I thought my yearbook photo sucked.
00:00:12And that's me.
00:00:14Man, that dress does not look good on anybody.
00:00:17Turn!
00:00:19Turn?
00:00:20What if I don't wanna turn?
00:00:22Who's gonna turn me?
00:00:23You?
00:00:24Why don't you turn this?
00:00:25Something you should know about me?
00:00:27I have a little problem with authority.
00:00:29Turn.
00:00:30In second grade, I told our music teacher, Mrs. Florentine, that if she wanted us to sing like birds, she should get herself some freaking birds.
00:00:38I laughed so hard, I peed.
00:00:40And then we had to sit facing the corner during recess.
00:00:43You've been friends ever since.
00:00:46And that's Rachel.
00:00:48Turn.
00:00:49Sweet Rachel.
00:00:51She's the only nice one of the bunch of us.
00:00:54I feel so bad we dragged her into this.
00:00:56The thing is, we did it all for her.
00:00:58Really, we did.
00:00:59That was the idea anyway.
00:01:00You know what?
00:01:01Maybe I better explain.
00:01:02We're bridesmaids.
00:01:03Not the good kind who love the bride like a sister and wanna make her wedding the most special they ever know.
00:01:10We're more like the avenging angels who are gonna give you what's coming to you type of bridesmaids.
00:01:15You know what?
00:01:16You're coming in on the middle of things.
00:01:17So maybe I should back up a bit.
00:01:18Say, 20 years?
00:01:19So you can meet the fourth member of our little sisterhood.
00:01:28This is where she lived.
00:01:31Still lives.
00:01:32It's such an amazing house.
00:01:33It has its own name.
00:01:35Belle Fontaine.
00:01:38Caitlin McNabb lives here with her mother.
00:01:41An occasional step.
00:01:42Oh, and servants.
00:01:43Of course.
00:01:44You need servants when your house has its own zip code.
00:01:47And by the way, Belle Fontaine is French for,
00:01:49my house is so much nicer than your house will ever be.
00:01:53It's a good thing Caitlin was an only child.
00:01:55She didn't do sharing very well.
00:01:58She was much better at taking.
00:02:00But we didn't mind.
00:02:01We were just little girls blinded by the magic of Belle Fontaine.
00:02:05Could you blame us?
00:02:07There were tea parties on the lawn with homemade biscuits.
00:02:12And a secret staircase.
00:02:14You got to it from inside of this huge wardrobe.
00:02:17And it led all the way to the backyard.
00:02:22We felt so lucky to be there.
00:02:25Oh, and when we didn't, Caitlin would remind us how lucky we were to be there.
00:02:33So, then we play our own little version of hide and seek.
00:02:40And we called it, I know a place where Caitlin can't find us.
00:02:44It was a pretty spot, under a cherry tree.
00:02:47But then Rachel would feel guilty and we'd all go back.
00:02:49Once upon a time, there's a beautiful princess that lives out.
00:02:53And listen to Caitlin.
00:02:55Talk about Caitlin.
00:02:56And make up stories.
00:02:58About Caitlin.
00:02:59Got married and lived happily ever after.
00:03:02Her house.
00:03:03Her rules.
00:03:04Her ego.
00:03:11Yoo-hoo!
00:03:12Here I come!
00:03:17Wait.
00:03:18What's that?
00:03:19I'm the groom.
00:03:20No.
00:03:21You're all bridesmaids.
00:03:22There has to be a groom.
00:03:23Nuh-uh.
00:03:24It's my wedding.
00:03:25Mom!
00:03:27Your dress looks really pretty.
00:03:30Well duh, of course it does!
00:03:32Mother!
00:03:34There she is, like most normal nine-year-olds, wearing a wedding dress.
00:03:39Right now we're playing her favorite game, wedding.
00:03:42And we're losing.
00:03:44Honey Belle?
00:03:45What?
00:03:46What are these girls doing to you?
00:03:48They're not listening.
00:03:49It's a wedding, Caitlin.
00:03:51There has to be a groom.
00:03:53Ah.
00:03:54Don't you think a lot?
00:03:56Well, doesn't there?
00:03:57Well, yes.
00:03:58Technically, dear.
00:03:59But he's not very important.
00:04:01Here, let's use this chair.
00:04:04Thank you, Abigail.
00:04:06There.
00:04:07Isn't he handsome?
00:04:09And from a wealthy family, I understand.
00:04:13Lovely bride.
00:04:14Thank you, Mother.
00:04:15Come on.
00:04:16It's me for the wedding.
00:04:17Ah!
00:04:18Ah!
00:04:19Ah!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23Ah!
00:04:24Ah!
00:04:25This was our life with Caitlin.
00:04:27Pretty much through high school.
00:04:31She called the shots and we played the parts.
00:04:34Why?
00:04:35It's a small town.
00:04:36You take what you can get.
00:04:37And in Lambert, Louisiana, we got Miss Caitlin McNabb.
00:04:41After college, my folks moved out west and Parker and I both headed for New York.
00:04:46I got a book published.
00:04:48It sold okay.
00:04:49You know, for a first novel.
00:04:50The second one is coming along.
00:04:52Slowly.
00:04:53Very.
00:04:54Slowly.
00:04:56Meanwhile, Parker went the acting route.
00:04:58She did a bunch of plays off-Broadway.
00:05:00Well, off.
00:05:01Off.
00:05:02Off.
00:05:03Off.
00:05:04Broadway.
00:05:05I mean, she was good.
00:05:07But we always kept in touch with Rachel, who never left Lambert.
00:05:11She was going out with this guy, Tony, she was crazy about.
00:05:15And that seemed to be enough for her.
00:05:17I mean, from what I knew, I don't get back home much.
00:05:20Parker goes back a lot.
00:05:22He actually likes her parents.
00:05:24And that's how we ended up in Lambert last week.
00:05:27Her parents' 30th anniversary, and she dragged me along.
00:05:31Parker's dad was taking her mom on a cruise she'd always wanted.
00:05:34But first, the mandatory party where every living relative can ask us why we aren't married
00:05:39or famous yet.
00:05:41And Parker does plays in New York all the time, don't you, dear?
00:05:45Uh, well, I, um, I audition all the time.
00:05:49This is why I don't get back much.
00:05:52Sometimes I get callbacks, which is sort of like a chance to audition again.
00:05:57You know what?
00:05:58She is constantly in plays, and she is fabulous.
00:06:01Oh, she gets that from me.
00:06:04You gotta lie to them.
00:06:05Tell them what they want to hear.
00:06:07And how about you, Abby?
00:06:08You got another book coming out?
00:06:13Yes, she does.
00:06:15She has a huge book coming out.
00:06:18But she's sworn to secrecy by her publisher.
00:06:20Ooh.
00:06:21You know, Mom, I'm, um, I'm gonna go check my voicemail.
00:06:24Oh, is it about an audition?
00:06:25Maybe.
00:06:29Good luck.
00:06:30Knock them dead.
00:06:31Great being home, isn't it?
00:06:34Surrounded by familiar faces that will never understand you.
00:06:37Air.
00:06:38I need air.
00:06:39You're outside.
00:06:40Air without relatives.
00:06:42Oh!
00:06:43Oh!
00:06:44Is that Parker Waldot see?
00:06:46And Abigail?
00:06:47No.
00:06:48Abigail Scanlon.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:06:51It's Caitlin.
00:06:52Run for your life.
00:06:53I can't.
00:06:54I'm in heels.
00:06:55Oh, my goodness.
00:06:56Get over here.
00:06:57It has just been forever.
00:07:00Mother!
00:07:01Mother!
00:07:02Do you remember Parker and Abigail?
00:07:05Yes.
00:07:06Hey, Rach!
00:07:07Rachel!
00:07:08Hey!
00:07:09Did you change your email?
00:07:10I've been trying to get a hold of you.
00:07:11I'm sorry, I just...
00:07:12Oh, my goodness.
00:07:13Y'all don't even know why I'm here.
00:07:14These are my bridesmaids.
00:07:15Yup.
00:07:16I'm getting married.
00:07:17To a groom or a chair.
00:07:18Oh, you and your little quips.
00:07:19You know, the wedding is in 10 days.
00:07:20And I so wanted to invite y'all, but Mother said she couldn't find your addresses anywhere.
00:07:24I'm sure if you called Parker's parents.
00:07:25What's that, Parker?
00:07:26Like 30 years in the same house?
00:07:27Mm-hmm.
00:07:28I'm sure they could have told you.
00:07:29Oh, gosh.
00:07:30Well, of course.
00:07:31Mother!
00:07:32Goodness me.
00:07:33You're right.
00:07:34Next time, huh?
00:07:35Oh, well, let me introduce you to everyone.
00:07:36Rachel, you know, of course.
00:07:37And these are my other super bridesmaids, Bitsy, Ashley, and Ashley.
00:07:39Oh, you're not hearing them all.
00:07:40Oh, I'm not hearing them all.
00:07:41Well, I'm hearing you and your little quips.
00:07:42You know, the wedding is in 10 days and I so wanted to invite y'all.
00:07:43But Mother said she couldn't find your addresses anywhere.
00:07:44I'm sure if you called Parker's parents, what's that, Parker?
00:07:45Like 30 years in the same house?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:07:47I'm sure they could have told you.
00:07:48Oh, gosh.
00:07:49Well, of course.
00:07:50Mother!
00:07:51Goodness me.
00:07:52You're right.
00:07:53Next time, huh?
00:07:54Oh, well, let me introduce you to everyone.
00:07:57Rachel you know of course, and these are my other super bridesmaids.
00:08:01Bitsy, Ashley and Ashley.
00:08:03Oh you're not hearing double, they're both really named Ashley.
00:08:06I spell it I-E and she spells it E-Y.
00:08:08Some people get confused.
00:08:09But not us, right Ash?
00:08:10You got it Ash.
00:08:13Oh my gosh.
00:08:15Oh look at that ring.
00:08:17Pictures.
00:08:18So Rachel you're a bridesmaid.
00:08:20I so wish I could come to the wedding.
00:08:22I could meet Tony.
00:08:23He's going to be there right?
00:08:24Say cheese.
00:08:25Uh, yes.
00:08:27Oh, is that him?
00:08:28I recognize him from your photo box.
00:08:30Nice sister.
00:08:32There's our gorgeous groom.
00:08:34Oh Tony bear.
00:08:36We have been waiting for you.
00:08:39Alright then, bridesmaids, groomsmen, let's get this lunch moving.
00:08:43Oh you, stop.
00:08:44Someone has a game he wants to catch at three.
00:08:47Oh my God.
00:08:50Excuse me for a moment.
00:09:02Alright y'all, let's go.
00:09:03Oh, okay.
00:09:04Greg, have a idea?
00:09:05So good seeing y'all.
00:09:06Hi.
00:09:07Close your mouths.
00:09:08Rachel an old friend of yours.
00:09:09And I'm guessing you haven't talked to her in a while.
00:09:10So yeah, that's the Tony that Rachel used to go out with.
00:09:13Although we can't officially acknowledge that ever happened.
00:09:15So this is me not acknowledging.
00:09:16You're Henry Kent.
00:09:17You used to have big ears and a slutty sister.
00:09:19I grew into my ears and I'll tell Carol you said hi.
00:09:21Thank you.
00:09:22I don't remember you.
00:09:23Really?
00:09:24We only had bio together twice and I asked you to prom them.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26No, I'm just kidding.
00:09:27I was two years older and I spent most of high school tripping over my ears.
00:09:31So you still live in Lambert?
00:09:32Yeah, still live in Lambert.
00:09:33I'm sorry.
00:09:34No, I didn't mean it like that.
00:09:35Yeah, you did.
00:09:36Yeah, you did.
00:09:37Yeah, you did.
00:09:38Yeah, you did.
00:09:39Yeah, you did.
00:09:40Yeah, you did.
00:09:41I did.
00:09:42I did.
00:09:43I did.
00:09:44I did.
00:09:45I did.
00:09:46I did.
00:09:47I did.
00:09:48I did.
00:09:49I did.
00:09:50Yeah, you did.
00:09:51Yeah, you did.
00:09:52Let's go find Rach.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:54See you around.
00:09:55Bye.
00:09:56Cute.
00:09:57No.
00:09:58Oh, you take that one.
00:09:59Now, you two just have to stay for the wedding.
00:10:01Oh, we would love to, but I have this big audition.
00:10:04And I have to re-curl my weave.
00:10:07You, listen to you.
00:10:09Y'all know you want to come to this wedding.
00:10:11And Mother and I would just adore to have you, Mother.
00:10:14Have a safe trip back.
00:10:17Well, we would.
00:10:18Please think about it.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:23Just, let's go find Rachel.
00:10:27Rach?
00:10:28Rachel!
00:10:29Rachel, honey, are you in there?
00:10:31It's okay.
00:10:32I'm doing fine.
00:10:33You have been dating Tony for like ever.
00:10:35You said he was the one.
00:10:36What happened?
00:10:37Yeah, why the hell didn't you call us?
00:10:38You'd have been mad and yelled at me.
00:10:40You're damn right!
00:10:42She stole him from you, didn't she?
00:10:45Oh, no.
00:10:46Caitlin's a good friend.
00:10:47After all, she asked me to be her bridesmaid.
00:10:49And why did you say yes?
00:10:51Because I was brought up well.
00:10:52Oh, honey, what are you going to do?
00:10:54I'm going to put on that ugly fuchsia dress
00:10:57and march in that bridal procession
00:10:59and show the whole world that I'm completely
00:11:01and totally over Tony Penning.
00:11:03Oh, my God.
00:11:05That's an airtight plan.
00:11:11Holy smokes.
00:11:13What's wrong?
00:11:14Um, you know what?
00:11:16Rachel just found out that she signed up for a phone plan
00:11:20that doesn't have texting.
00:11:22Three years, no refund.
00:11:24Oh, you should have asked me.
00:11:26Yeah?
00:11:27Ashley knows all the phone plans.
00:11:28I do.
00:11:29But Ashley knows where to find the best for some yogurt anywhere.
00:11:32So wait, let me get this straight.
00:11:34One of you guys fills in with the other one doesn't know?
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38That's pretty awesome.
00:11:44Can you believe Caitlin?
00:11:45Poor Rachel.
00:11:46I know.
00:11:47I mean, it's crazy.
00:11:48Tell me about it.
00:11:49Lou, I still need the big suitcase.
00:11:52Well, that's why I'm getting it.
00:11:54What could Tony possibly see in Caitlin?
00:11:56Boobs.
00:11:57He's a guy.
00:11:58It's a business transaction.
00:12:00A business transaction.
00:12:01A business transaction.
00:12:02I really shouldn't say anything.
00:12:03Have some wine, Lou.
00:12:05Did you hear something down at the bank?
00:12:09Daddy.
00:12:11Well, three months ago, Olivia put Belle Fontaine up for sale.
00:12:16What?
00:12:17They've owned it forever.
00:12:18Olivia ran through a third husband's money,
00:12:20was having trouble finding number four.
00:12:22Gold digging is a young person's game.
00:12:24And Tony's family loaded.
00:12:26A day after the engagement, Olivia took the place off the market.
00:12:30Ooh!
00:12:31Sex for money?
00:12:33It's good to see traditional marriages alive and well.
00:12:35Ugh, poor Rachel.
00:12:37We should tell her.
00:12:38Tell her, is she witch still the love of her life?
00:12:39I think she knows that, Parker.
00:12:41Okay, but it's wrong.
00:12:42It's evil, okay?
00:12:43We can't just drop it like...
00:12:44Oh, it's my agent.
00:12:45I gotta take it.
00:12:46Okay.
00:12:47Hello?
00:12:48Oh, hey, Alice.
00:12:49Ow!
00:12:50The audition!
00:12:51I almost forgot about it.
00:12:52When did they want to see me?
00:12:54Oh.
00:12:55Okay, I see.
00:12:56Not, not even...
00:12:57Oh.
00:12:58Okay.
00:12:59Love you, too.
00:13:00Good news?
00:13:01Not even a reading.
00:13:02Nothing.
00:13:03You know what?
00:13:04The play was flawed.
00:13:05The female characters were completely underwritten.
00:13:06It really wasn't even worth my time.
00:13:07You wanted it bad, didn't you?
00:13:08So much.
00:13:09Here, babe, take this.
00:13:10And I'll get some more for me.
00:13:11Mm-hmm.
00:13:12Well, how was I supposed to know, silly?
00:13:13A girl's not a mind reader, you know?
00:13:14Darling?
00:13:15How could Rachel and Tony have mucked this up?
00:13:16They were perfect for each other.
00:13:17I've never met them.
00:13:18I'm highly intuitive.
00:13:19They were meant for each other.
00:13:20And now Tony is gonna marry Caitlyn.
00:13:21And Rachel's gonna have her heart broken forever.
00:13:22Three thousand years of watching romantic comedies,
00:13:23and it's just one big stinking lie.
00:13:24I mean, the couple stumbles around for two hours,
00:13:25and they're married.
00:13:26And they're married.
00:13:27They're married.
00:13:28They're married.
00:13:29They're married.
00:13:30They're married.
00:13:31They're married.
00:13:32They're married.
00:13:33They're married.
00:13:34They're married.
00:13:35They're married.
00:13:36They're married.
00:13:37They're married.
00:13:38And they're married to comedies.
00:13:39And it's just one big stinking lie.
00:13:40I mean, the couple stumbles around for two hours,
00:13:41and then miraculously,
00:13:42five minutes before the credits roll,
00:13:43they realize that they're meant to be together.
00:13:45That is not how life works, my friend.
00:13:48Action movies have it, right?
00:13:50You hate action movies.
00:13:52I hate them because they're right.
00:13:54In action movies,
00:13:55some psychopath takes 25 sweet people hostage,
00:13:57and he's gonna kill them all.
00:13:59And then Bruce Willis comes in there.
00:14:00Or Denzel.
00:14:01Also good.
00:14:02He puts together an elite SWAT team of Navy SEALs,
00:14:03and they go behind enemy lines,
00:14:04and they do what has to be done.
00:14:06They wipe out the henchmen,
00:14:07the psychopath dies some spectacular death,
00:14:09and sweet people go free.
00:14:11That's what you need to make love work.
00:14:12A ruthless SWAT team with guns.
00:14:15Gavin still hasn't called yet?
00:14:17No.
00:14:18He went to L.A. for pilot season
00:14:19with his cute scene partner.
00:14:20He swears he's not sleeping with!
00:14:22Ha!
00:14:23You should not date actors.
00:14:25Who else do I meet?
00:14:26Oh, you met that really cute guy, Henry, today.
00:14:28And he liked you.
00:14:29No, he did not like me.
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:32Yeah, he did like me.
00:14:33But he is a trap.
00:14:34There's like 300 of them in every hometown.
00:14:36Nice, regular guy.
00:14:38Unpretentious.
00:14:39You go out on one date,
00:14:40and then all of a sudden
00:14:41you wake up ten years later
00:14:42with six kids,
00:14:43a fat ass,
00:14:44and ugly pink sweatpants.
00:14:45You like him.
00:14:47You really, really like him.
00:14:49I do, do not.
00:14:51What are you gonna do when he calls?
00:14:52He's not gonna call
00:14:53because nice guys don't call me.
00:14:54Just selfish actors
00:14:55who screw their scene partners.
00:14:57Now what are we gonna do about Rachel?
00:14:58I said we go full board SWAT team
00:15:00and break up Caitlin and Tony.
00:15:01Okay, no more wine for you.
00:15:03No, I'm serious, right?
00:15:05That's what Will Smith or Matt Damon
00:15:06or any of those hot action guys
00:15:08would have done.
00:15:09We sneak into the compound.
00:15:11We bust stuff the hell up.
00:15:13What are we gonna do?
00:15:14Disguise ourselves as German officers?
00:15:16Exactly.
00:15:18Alright, what the hell are you talking about?
00:15:21I'm saying we wear the uniform of the enemy.
00:15:24Bridesmaids.
00:15:25She already has her bridesmaids.
00:15:27Okay, then two of them have a little accident.
00:15:30Parker,
00:15:31if anyone deserves to be knocked down a couple of pegs,
00:15:33it's Caitlin.
00:15:34Rachel had one thing she loved in life
00:15:36and Caitlin took it.
00:15:38Are you really gonna let her get away with that?
00:15:40Do you really think we could take down Caitlin?
00:15:43Do you think we could stop this wedding?
00:15:45We can do anything.
00:15:46Why?
00:15:47Because we are sophisticated babes from New York.
00:15:49Or as Miss Olivia would put it,
00:15:51you girls are just a little too thinky.
00:15:54Alright.
00:15:55I'm starting to like it.
00:15:57Caitlin is going down.
00:15:59Yes.
00:16:00The thinky girls are back.
00:16:01Yes.
00:16:02To love.
00:16:03To Rachel.
00:16:04To the defeat of the Third Reich.
00:16:06Girls, you are so right.
00:16:20This is the best frozen yogurt in all of Lambert.
00:16:23Told you.
00:16:25Aren't you glad you called us?
00:16:28So glad.
00:16:29We owe you Ashleys.
00:16:30We really owe them.
00:16:31Yeah, but um...
00:16:32What can we give them that they don't have?
00:16:33Hmm.
00:16:34Well, how's it going up at the house?
00:16:35Are you guys getting along with Olivia?
00:16:36It's okay.
00:16:37Yeah, not so bad.
00:16:38Ashleys.
00:16:39Come on.
00:16:40We're your house now.
00:16:41Share.
00:16:42We can't do anything right.
00:16:43She's always on our case.
00:16:44And she treats us like we're big dopes.
00:16:45Can you believe that?
00:16:46This is how we can help them.
00:16:47You mean our secret Olivia tip?
00:16:48You're right.
00:16:49Yeah, she always liked us.
00:16:50Really?
00:16:51Look, girls, you have to understand.
00:16:52I mean, Olivia's in her room.
00:16:53How's it going up at the house?
00:16:54How's it going up at the house?
00:16:55Are you guys getting along with Olivia?
00:16:56It's okay.
00:16:57Yeah, not so bad.
00:16:58Ashleys.
00:16:59Come on.
00:17:00We're your pals now.
00:17:01Share.
00:17:02We can't do anything right.
00:17:03She's always on our case.
00:17:04And she treats us like we're big dopes.
00:17:06Can you believe that?
00:17:07This is how we can help them.
00:17:08She always liked us.
00:17:09Really?
00:17:10Look, girls, you have to understand.
00:17:11I mean, Olivia's under a lot of pressure right now.
00:17:13Wedding and everything.
00:17:14Huh?
00:17:15Is she drinking?
00:17:17Yes, constantly.
00:17:18That's what happens.
00:17:19Yeah, here's the trick.
00:17:20When she's drinking, tell her to slow down.
00:17:23Like, in front of everybody?
00:17:25That's the only way it works.
00:17:27What we used to do is we would count her drinks and then we'd let her know.
00:17:31She'd always thank us in the morning.
00:17:33We can do that.
00:17:34Yeah, we can.
00:17:35Do it.
00:17:36You'll be golden.
00:17:37How's the frozen yogurt?
00:17:39It's really cold.
00:17:40If I eat it too fast, my brain freezes.
00:17:42How can you tell?
00:17:47The trap is set.
00:17:49Their poor frozen brains never stood a chance.
00:17:51Well, you pick up a few skills when you live in the big city.
00:17:53How the world works.
00:17:54Oh my God, they're towing my mom's car!
00:17:57No pain!
00:17:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:18:01Where did that come from?
00:18:06Been up there for about three years.
00:18:08Okay.
00:18:09Well, we didn't know because we don't live here anymore.
00:18:11We live in New York City.
00:18:17Hey, doggy.
00:18:19How's it going?
00:18:20Living a dream.
00:18:21Henry, how about you?
00:18:22I'm good.
00:18:23Can you give me a sec?
00:18:24There's your boy.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:26My mistake.
00:18:27Turns out you can't porky if you're back in town for your parents' anniversary.
00:18:39It's so cute.
00:18:40It's so cute.
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:42What?
00:18:43Oh, so cute.
00:18:48Hi.
00:18:55You know, I think I lost something somewhere.
00:18:57I'm gonna go look for it.
00:18:59Yes, I did.
00:19:00I like your friend.
00:19:01How did you do that?
00:19:02Pulled a thorn out of his paw a few years back.
00:19:04Or I'm a cop and Dougie owes me a favor.
00:19:05You're a cop?
00:19:06Wow, that sounded awful.
00:19:07I'm...
00:19:08Let me try that again.
00:19:09Oh, so you're in law enforcement.
00:19:10That sounds like very important work.
00:19:11That wasn't much better either.
00:19:13I just...
00:19:14I like seeing you rattled.
00:19:15It's cute.
00:19:16So listen, Parker.
00:19:17Look, I...
00:19:18I think you're really nice.
00:19:19And I so appreciate what you just did right now.
00:19:20But I don't think it would be smart for us.
00:19:21Take it easy.
00:19:22Nobody's asking anybody out.
00:19:23I just want to say, be sure you read all of our small town parking signs.
00:19:26And you have yourself safe and safe and safe and safe and safe and safe.
00:19:28Back to the big city.
00:19:29That's it?
00:19:36That's it?
00:19:37My mother's great grandfather built Bellefontaine with a very short and as a 14-year-old.
00:19:39I don't know what this is, I'm afraid I'm afraid that I was just going to leave you
00:19:41alone.
00:19:42Maybe the next thing you're safe and safe, that's right.
00:19:45Okay, come on.
00:19:46It's gonna be smart and safe.
00:19:48You never could.
00:19:50You never could, and it's gonna be smart and safe.
00:19:52It's gonna say you're not gonna say you're just talking to the big city.
00:19:53You're just talking right now and it's going to be the big city.
00:19:56A bit very funny.
00:19:57Belfontaine, avec ses deux mains.
00:19:59Oh, Mr. Woodward,
00:20:00c'est un honneur
00:20:02de vous grâcher la cover de votre magazine.
00:20:04Je suis juste en train de lire la article,
00:20:06Miss Caitlin. Je ne peux pas vous garantir
00:20:08une cover.
00:20:09Je ne sais pas de restrictions
00:20:10sur les brides you feature.
00:20:12Elle m'a dit qu'elle a pris tout l'oeil en England
00:20:14l'année dernière.
00:20:15C'est ce qu'il y a une niche que vous parlez?
00:20:17Elle a très belle complexion.
00:20:22Et,
00:20:23vous savez,
00:20:24que toutes les bridesmaies sont vivées
00:20:27à Belfontaine,
00:20:28jusqu'à la fin de la fin de la fin ?
00:20:29Et restez à ce magnifique.
00:20:31Pourquoi ?
00:20:32C'est comme vivre dans la fin de la fin de la fin.
00:20:37Et maintenant vous ?
00:20:39Oh, oui.
00:20:40Vous savez,
00:20:40toutes les femmes sont restés ici
00:20:42à Belfontaine, jusqu'à la fin de la fin ?
00:20:47Je sais pas,
00:20:48et...
00:20:49...snow globe.
00:20:52Oui.
00:20:52C'est...
00:20:53C'est beau, c'est beau, c'est pas ?
00:20:54C'est pas ?
00:20:55C'est comme un idyllique scene
00:20:56dans une snow globe.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59C'est so sweet de vous de dire.
00:21:01Pour Cherie,
00:21:01d'y en un.
00:21:02Oh, oui, c'est précieux.
00:21:03Je crois que je vais.
00:21:05C'est un numéro 3.
00:21:06Je me demande de pardon ?
00:21:08Oh, c'est votre 3rd glass de Cherie.
00:21:10Actually, c'est her 4th.
00:21:11C'est un petit nip en la cuisine.
00:21:13Mais je pense que c'est un scotch.
00:21:16C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:17C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:18C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:18C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:19C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:20C'est un truc qui ?
00:21:20Et nous ne voulons pas à la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin de la fin ?
00:21:23Quand vous avez eu l'air dans la fin de la fin ?
00:21:25Et vous avez eu l'air dans la fin ?
00:21:26Et vous avez eu l'air dans la fin ?
00:21:26Donc vous allez être ici,
00:21:28vous allez vous prendrez vos drinks chaque jour.
00:21:30Et le jour,
00:21:30quand vous allez vraiment aller dans la fin de la fin.
00:21:33C'est un truc qui est.
00:21:34C'est un truc qui est.
00:21:43Je pense que ces filles ont donné pas mal conseil.
00:21:45Pourquoi ?
00:21:46Je pense que vous êtes le droit.
00:21:53Bonheur,
00:21:56super.
00:22:03Bon,
00:22:03Bon,
00:22:03Bon,
00:22:04C'est un truc qui ?
00:22:05Chaque monde,
00:22:06des petits camarades,
00:22:06s'il m'ont porté sur-d'un.
00:22:09Oh,
00:22:09thank vous,
00:22:10Mr. Woodward,
00:22:10je n'ai pas compris.
00:22:11Vous savez que vous savez ne ?
00:22:12Donc,
00:22:12vous y a votre photographe
00:22:14demain matin.
00:22:15Bonjour.
00:22:16Ok,
00:22:17j'ai maintenant.
00:22:18Oh,
00:22:19Mettons !
00:22:19Oh !
00:22:19Fantastic news !
00:22:21Abby and Parker have changed their plans because of me they're gonna stay in town for the wedding
00:22:26isn't that just the best mmm oh don't worry we'll sit in the back we're not gonna make a peep
00:22:31yeah we don't even need to be in the photos it's not like we're bridesmaids or anything
00:22:35oh my gosh light bulb what if you were bridesmaids no I mean it would it would be a dream come true
00:22:44yeah Caitlin may I have a word with you
00:22:51mama has something to say yes um mother we would be honored if you would
00:23:16oh my gosh sakes you're my new bridesmaids
00:23:19okay here we are
00:23:28got cherubs there's something I've learned in life you can never have too many cherubs
00:23:37all right Sarge we're behind enemy lines what's next why are you asking me because you're the
00:23:44plotter didn't Publishers Weekly call you inventive Abigail Scanlon is in full command of her narrative
00:23:49I will give you that one all right break up the couple break up the wedding couple
00:23:56I got it you sleep with the groom huh yeah we help our friend Rachel by me sleeping with the love of her
00:24:03life hey I never said there wouldn't be any casualties
00:24:05uh you sleep with Caitlin why do all of your plans have me sleeping with someone is this how you see me
00:24:13a little bit all right well if Tony is like most guys me and Caitlin in bed together I'll not be a deal breaker
00:24:19I wonder where they have Rachel's stash probably in the ha-ha stole your boyfriend room no she's in the
00:24:24persimmon room how do you know oh it's right here the room assignments
00:24:28the bridesmaids news oh of course an in-home published newspaper about your very own wedding
00:24:36guess you made the cover Caitlin I mean I really think that we're overthinking this
00:24:40if we want to get Rachel and Tony back together let's just get Rachel and Tony back together
00:24:43we can fix her up a bit boost her confidence and grow in a room together
00:24:47I'm not talking before come on just turn up the flame
00:24:50show me persimmon
00:24:51I do not have to sleep with anyone you okay with that oh behold the persimmon room
00:24:55Rachel what are you guys doing here how did you get in
00:25:03we're the new bridesmaids really does Olivia know yes she does
00:25:08is there something wrong with your room girl no I just wanted to check out the persimmon room
00:25:14it's clearly stated in the newsletter that lights out is 11 p.m. a curfew are you kidding me
00:25:20by which she means yes ma'am good night then Rachel
00:25:24I know why you're here I know exactly what you are planning
00:25:37you think being a bridesmaid is a little game you're here to laugh at our expense
00:25:42no we take what we're doing here very seriously
00:25:45yeah like um like we're on a mission or something
00:25:49this wedding is in eight days I expect you to honor the sacred trust that Caitlin has bestowed upon you
00:25:57we do understand each other don't we
00:25:59yeah
00:26:01good well I'm glad we've had this little talk
00:26:04now you two girls get to bed
00:26:06you need your beauty suit
00:26:08especially you Abigail
00:26:10oh no no no
00:26:12right now
00:26:13right now
00:26:14right now
00:26:15whoa
00:26:16whoa
00:26:17do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do rise and shine sleepy heads
00:26:34extra extra read all about it y'all made the front page
00:26:38look old pals join brattle fun
00:26:41Caitlin tickled pink
00:26:43Now, breakfast is in half an hour on the east porch, yum yum.
00:26:46Then at 8 o'clock, ladies, it is time to turn on the charm
00:26:49because Wedding Bells of South magazine will be here for interviews and photos.
00:26:53Then at 11, oh, get ready.
00:26:57Your first dress fitting.
00:26:59Oh, and there's so much more after that.
00:27:01Y'all need to get moving, okay?
00:27:02Let's go. Chop, chop. Bye.
00:27:05She keeps this up. This is going to need an obituary page.
00:27:13Well, being selected, Caitlin's maid of honor is so completely the most important thing
00:27:19that has ever happened in my entire life.
00:27:25I'm sorry.
00:27:27It's just ever since we were freshman rushes at Gamma Kappa.
00:27:32Caitlin and I have been like sisters, more than sisters.
00:27:35We're like two big halves of one big Siamese twin.
00:27:39The funny thing is, she's happier than we are.
00:27:45Morning, ladies.
00:27:46Hey.
00:27:47Oh, okay.
00:27:49Okay, girls.
00:27:51The better the interviews, the more likely we are to get the cover.
00:27:54I hope you're both thinking of lots of colorful anecdotes.
00:27:56Yeah, that's what we're doing over here.
00:27:58Yeah, I tried a couple jokes on the butler. Freaking killed.
00:28:00Oh, Abigail, you are just a regular old Dane cook sometimes.
00:28:06But seriously, when it's your turn to be interviewed, please, no frowny faces, no sassy attitude,
00:28:12and remember, you are the bridal support.
00:28:14And, oh, dear God, please, none of that other thing you do.
00:28:16Oh, you mean sarcasm?
00:28:18None of that.
00:28:19Caitlin, I could never be sarcastic with you.
00:28:21Thank you.
00:28:23Here we are, ladies.
00:28:25Hey, X-Menative.
00:28:26A ration of applewood smoked bacon for Miss Parker.
00:28:28And for Miss Abigail, spelt toast, dry, and soy bacon bits.
00:28:34This is spelt toast. What, that means somebody ate it already?
00:28:36I'll take care of this.
00:28:37Abigail, our bridesmaids dresses aren't going to impress in the plus sizes,
00:28:43and we think with a little work, you could lose 10 pounds this week.
00:28:46You cut off my leg.
00:28:48Now, it's not just diet.
00:28:50We're bringing in a personal trainer for you.
00:28:52And trust me, she is a miracle worker.
00:28:55I need a miracle.
00:28:57Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now,
00:28:58but this is seriously the best X-Menative that I've ever had.
00:29:01You've been best friends since kindergarten.
00:29:03Abigail, Parker, and Caitlin.
00:29:08We used to play wedding right there on that lawn.
00:29:12And now it's a real wedding.
00:29:14Yes, it is.
00:29:15When you see Caitlin and Tony together, bride and groom,
00:29:19how does that make you feel?
00:29:24Um...
00:29:24I'm so sorry.
00:29:36What a sweet, dear friend she is.
00:29:39Rachel?
00:29:40Rachel!
00:29:40Rachel!
00:29:41Rachel!
00:29:42Rachel!
00:29:43Rachel!
00:29:44They used to run after each other like that when they were children.
00:29:47Rachel!
00:29:47Such memories.
00:29:49Rachel!
00:29:50Rachel!
00:29:50Rachel!
00:29:52Rachel!
00:29:52Rachel!
00:29:53Come on, come on.
00:30:01Come on.
00:30:03Rachel!
00:30:03Hey!
00:30:04How long does X-Menative treat you right now, huh?
00:30:07Oh, I figured they'd ask me about Caitlin, but I did not think they would ask me about Tony.
00:30:14Look, it's gonna be okay. We're gonna fix everything.
00:30:16Excuse me!
00:30:17We're trying to have a conversation. Can you wrap it up?
00:30:21Thank you.
00:30:23You're a prince.
00:30:24What do you mean you're gonna fix everything?
00:30:25What do you mean you're gonna fix everything?
00:30:27That's why the Ashleys are gone and we're here.
00:30:29You did that?
00:30:29Yes, we did. And we did it for you. We're gonna help you get Tony back. So spruce it on up, girl. You gotta look pretty.
00:30:34Yes, he's gonna fall in love with you all over again.
00:30:36No, he can't.
00:30:37Yes, he can. Come on, there's still plenty of him.
00:30:39No, they have to get married.
00:30:40Whose side are you on?
00:30:41It's a secret. It's a big secret. I'm not supposed to tell anyone, so I can't.
00:30:43Spill it.
00:30:44Caitlin's pregnant.
00:30:45What?
00:30:46And it's Tony's. So they have to get married. That sweet little baby cannot grow up without a daddy.
00:30:58It always felt weird with me and Tony's family. I think anybody who isn't rich like them is some sort of gold digger, but that isn't me.
00:31:06No, we know, honey.
00:31:07They made me feel so uncomfortable. Then one day, Tony made this joke about how I liked their big sailboat.
00:31:14And I lost it. I said, if that's what you think I am, then we should just break up right now.
00:31:19I didn't mean it. I was just upset and mad. And when I finally got up the nerve to call and say I was sorry, somebody else had swooped in and grabbed him.
00:31:29Yeah, let me guess. Our lifelong friend, Caitlin.
00:31:31Yeah, she threw herself at him.
00:31:33Under him, more likely.
00:31:35He only slept with her once, but that was enough.
00:31:38Mm-hmm.
00:31:39Yeah, just like my mom always said.
00:31:41How'd you know she was pregnant?
00:31:42She told me. She said she went to Dr. Wallach. They did a test. Baby.
00:31:47So now they have to get married.
00:31:50Tony's doing the right thing. He always does the right thing.
00:31:55Except playing that game of happy slappy with Caitlin.
00:31:58Promise me you will not break up this wedding. Promise?
00:32:02You know what? That gold digger is pregnant and it's a shotgun wedding. This marriage gets more traditional all the time. What are we going to do?
00:32:16Nothing. We just buck up and be sweet little bridesmaids to that bitch and her hellish mother.
00:32:23This is not fun anymore.
00:32:33Caitlin, if I'm going to stage this, we need the groom and his groomsmen.
00:32:39Your mother never kept her husbands for very long, but she certainly knew how to get them to show up on time for all the rehearsals.
00:32:45Thank you, Charlotte.
00:32:54Yay!
00:32:59Got your groom, ma'am.
00:33:02Sorry we're late.
00:33:03Poor guy is trying on tuxes. You can't pull them away.
00:33:16Settle down.
00:33:17Now, first thing, we need to match our groomsmen with our bridesmaids for the processional.
00:33:23We'll do this by height because this day is all about aesthetics.
00:33:28You had me at hello?
00:33:40Oh, um, I didn't say hello.
00:33:44Gary and Heel, she's going to be a lot taller.
00:33:47Yeah, Gary, he's right. I think I'm the girl for you. Plus, I am just dazzled by a guy that can rock plaid, so...
00:33:54Kind of surprised to see you two here instead of Team Ashley.
00:34:00Oh, yeah. Well, they had to present this big paper at MIT and, you know, Caitlin asked us to fill in.
00:34:05You do know that I'm a detective. Like, for a living.
00:34:09Well, in that case, I'm not answering any more questions without a lawyer.
00:34:12Even if I invite you to dinner?
00:34:14I can't. We're on lockdown here. No dinners out. No men upstairs.
00:34:19Too bad. I'm just trying to get a little background on the woman I'm walking down the aisle with.
00:34:26Um, New York actress? Gone next Monday.
00:34:33You two, let's go. Plenty of time to hit on her when you're tanked at the reception.
00:34:40Oh, dear. I don't know.
00:34:49Livvy, the dress was made for one of those shapely Ashley girls you discarded.
00:34:55This bony child has no rump at all. Where's your bottom, dear?
00:34:59Charlotte, this girl is as good as we can get. We're just gonna have to soldier on.
00:35:05Pin, my dear, till your hands bleed.
00:35:07Uh, hey. Excuse me. I don't think that this dress fits anybody.
00:35:12Oh, a woman built to bear children.
00:35:15Excuse me?
00:35:16If only there was a way of transplanting some of your womanly abundance to the one built like a little boy.
00:35:21A boy? Have you not seen these babies?
00:35:24Charlotte, she's going to lose ten pounds by the wedding.
00:35:27I'm sorry. Why don't you try to alter the dresses instead of the bridesmaids?
00:35:31Abigail, dear Abigail. You are gonna be standing in front of hundreds of people next Saturday.
00:35:37You don't want them looking at you and recalling that hateful nickname they used to have for you.
00:35:41What was it again?
00:35:43Flabbygale.
00:35:46Young people can be so cruel.
00:36:07Soup?
00:36:12Are you freaking kidding me?
00:36:15I figured I'd find you down here.
00:36:17They moved everything.
00:36:19Everything.
00:36:21This cabinet? This cabin used to be full of cookies.
00:36:24Always.
00:36:25Even the little Debbie cakes.
00:36:28God, the pink wrapper.
00:36:30I could count on it.
00:36:31Now she's starving me for 24 hours.
00:36:34And what did she give me in my happy cabinet?
00:36:36A freaking can of tomato soup.
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:40Fine.
00:36:42Fine.
00:36:51It's not that bad.
00:36:52No.
00:36:53By your round.
00:36:54No.
00:37:01Flabbygale.
00:37:02She really put the knife in on that one.
00:37:05Well, pull it right back out.
00:37:07She was just trying to get to you.
00:37:08One word and that sad little 12-year-old girl was back.
00:37:12But now you're beautiful.
00:37:13And you're a very successful New York writer.
00:37:15I was hitting her head up against the wall.
00:37:18Because she has not one idea for her second novel.
00:37:21Not one.
00:37:22Nothing.
00:37:23I'm blocked.
00:37:24I'm spent.
00:37:26I am a has-been after one book.
00:37:29Cold spaghetti?
00:37:30Give it to me.
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:35Nuh-uh.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:37I remember when we used to sneak down that secret passageway and make snacks for movie names.
00:37:41Mm-hmm.
00:37:42Always the same snacks, right?
00:37:43It was, um, s'mores and pink lemonade.
00:37:46And always the same movie.
00:37:47Officer and a gentleman.
00:37:48Officer and a gentleman.
00:37:49For two years, it's the only movie Caitlyn would ever let us watch.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:37:54That's sad.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Caitlyn's not pregnant.
00:37:58Ready?
00:37:59Officer and a gentleman.
00:38:01Lisa Eilbacher pretended to be pregnant so that David Keith will marry her.
00:38:06Caitlyn is Lisa Eilbacher.
00:38:08It's so obvious.
00:38:10She went to Dr. Wallach, Abigail.
00:38:12She got a test.
00:38:13No.
00:38:14I don't think she did.
00:38:15I think Caitlyn is lying.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17You might need a little proof of that one.
00:38:18I'll get you some proof.
00:38:19A little skeptical no-but.
00:38:20We move at dawn.
00:38:22Let's get going.
00:38:23We need our sleep.
00:38:24Let's go.
00:38:25Spaghetti.
00:38:27Oh, my God.
00:38:30Oh.
00:38:39Well, good morning, bridesmaids.
00:38:42What are you ladies up to?
00:38:43Uh, we were just going to go into town.
00:38:46Yeah, I need to run an errand.
00:38:47You know Miss Olivia doesn't like people driving off doing their own thing, huh?
00:38:51I need tampons.
00:38:54Well, have a good day.
00:39:02Bye!
00:39:07Hi, how are you?
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10Hi, we're here from, uh...
00:39:20Phylex cabinet?
00:39:21Uh-huh.
00:39:22Yes.
00:39:23You obviously got the recall notice.
00:39:26The what?
00:39:27The recall notice, sweetheart.
00:39:29Don't you read the news?
00:39:30Yeah, um, a lot of our filing cabinets have been collapsing.
00:39:33Apparently the titanium brackets have a little too much alloy in them.
00:39:37Yeah, way too much.
00:39:38These cabinets were purchased after 1970?
00:39:41Um, I started here in June.
00:39:43Then we need to check those, don't we?
00:39:51I'm going to pick a file of random.
00:39:53You know what?
00:39:54How about M?
00:39:55M.
00:39:56Middle letter.
00:39:57Very wise.
00:39:58Oh, my God!
00:39:59Those glasses are so cute!
00:40:01Thank you.
00:40:02They must have been really expensive.
00:40:04No, I bought them online.
00:40:06Twenty dollars.
00:40:07Get out of here.
00:40:08Would it be okay if I tried them on?
00:40:11Uh...
00:40:16Uh...
00:40:17Wow, they're so comfy.
00:40:19How do I look?
00:40:21Blurry.
00:40:22Can't see a thing without my glasses.
00:40:24Have you ever tried contacts?
00:40:27Because, you know, your eyes are really pretty.
00:40:30Oh, I did.
00:40:31But don't they hurt?
00:40:33Beauty is pain, girlfriend.
00:40:35Oh, she's pregnant!
00:40:40That's just an expression that we use to mean that this cabinet is crazy full.
00:40:44And it's about to go.
00:40:45So we need to get that report in right away.
00:40:48Absolutely.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:50Here are your glasses.
00:40:55Stay clear of those.
00:41:06Lab report with your test.
00:41:08McNabb, Caitlyn, bun in oven.
00:41:10Bun in oven.
00:41:12What about Officer and a Gentleman?
00:41:14Just like every other romantic movie.
00:41:16Okay?
00:41:17Let us down.
00:41:18That was the orange ginger.
00:41:33Betsy, don't copy off me.
00:41:36I wasn't.
00:41:37Girls, do I have to separate the two of you?
00:41:39This next one is red velvet.
00:41:42Very daring for a wedding.
00:41:44What do you think, honey?
00:41:48It's really good.
00:41:49I like it.
00:41:50Men put food in their mouths and that's all they need.
00:41:53Not all.
00:41:54At least not in my experience.
00:41:55Which is no doubt extensive.
00:41:59You like it.
00:42:00Sweetheart, that's what you said about the last three.
00:42:03I like cake.
00:42:04All cake.
00:42:05Cake and me, we just get along.
00:42:09Tony Bear, participate.
00:42:12Come on, we need an opinion from the groom.
00:42:22Look, Caitlyn.
00:42:23I'm doing what everybody wants here.
00:42:25It's just cake.
00:42:28Yes, you do like milk with your cake.
00:42:30Why don't you go get some milk, hmm?
00:42:32I think I will.
00:42:35He's just getting some milk.
00:42:37Well, if he's gonna have milk, I think we should all have a sharing.
00:42:44Hmm.
00:42:51Oh, uh...
00:42:52Sorry, uh...
00:42:53Rach.
00:42:54Don't go.
00:42:56It's okay.
00:43:02We can be in the same room together.
00:43:04No, I don't think we can.
00:43:08Do you hate me that much?
00:43:10Is that what you think?
00:43:15Trying not to think anymore.
00:43:17Just, uh...
00:43:18Doing what I have to do.
00:43:22One stupid mistake and I'm gonna be paying for it for the rest of my life.
00:43:26I miss you.
00:43:36So much.
00:43:39And...
00:43:41I'm the one who messes up.
00:43:43And I wish I could go back, but it's too late.
00:43:45Rachael...
00:43:48I love you.
00:43:49I love you.
00:43:52I always will.
00:43:53I love you, too.
00:43:56There's not much we can do about it, though.
00:44:00It's just nice to know.
00:44:03Tony Bear!
00:44:04This carrot cake is to die for!
00:44:19And then we both said we still love each other.
00:44:24I haven't been as happy in months.
00:44:25Isn't it wonderful?
00:44:26No.
00:44:27No.
00:44:28It's not wonderful.
00:44:29It's the opposite of wonderful.
00:44:30He's marrying someone else.
00:44:31And not just any someone else.
00:44:32He's marrying Caitlyn McNabb.
00:44:33The great biatch deal of biatches.
00:44:39Hey, Parker, I heard there's some little kids playing outside.
00:44:41Why don't you go out there and tell them they're all gonna die someday?
00:44:45What are we all doing here?
00:44:46Seriously, we're miserable.
00:44:47We should just crash the gate and go.
00:44:49No, you can't go.
00:44:50If y'all left, I'd be a mess.
00:44:52We don't want that to happen now, do we?
00:44:56Go wash your face.
00:44:57Okay.
00:45:01We cannot leave her.
00:45:02What are we gonna do?
00:45:03We can't break up a wedding if we can't break up the couple.
00:45:05Well, don't worry about it, okay?
00:45:06I will find a way.
00:45:07Why?
00:45:08Because I am Abigail Scanlon, master of the narrativita.
00:45:12I thought you were blocked, and it has been.
00:45:14Not yet I'm not.
00:45:15I will figure this out.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18Let's see.
00:45:19You got something for Tony, but nothing for me.
00:45:21what are you going out of here?
00:45:22I've got something here again.
00:45:24Ah.
00:45:25And time to all our pounds.
00:45:26Come on.
00:45:27Come on.
00:45:27But the outta now is where you're gonna trade.
00:45:29I got some shit.
00:45:30She didn't get me cause I can't.
00:45:31Do it.
00:45:32Well done I need a girl.
00:45:34No, you got something for Tony, but nothing for me?
00:45:36How do you want?
00:45:37Come on.
00:45:38Keep on.
00:45:39C'est bon !
00:45:41Deva !
00:45:43Ouuu !
00:45:45C'est bon !
00:45:47Un peu plus de l'air !
00:45:49C'est bon !
00:45:51Non arrêtement !
00:45:57Hey ! C'est you !
00:45:59You need a ring bearer, et not a clown !
00:46:01You're not to smile !
00:46:02This is not about you !
00:46:04C'est you !
00:46:06C'est vous !
00:46:08To Marelle !
00:46:10All right now !
00:46:12脚 !
00:46:14Hop back !
00:46:16Now they're playing a song, baby
00:46:18playing a song
00:46:22Something unfold , something new
00:46:24But all I need
00:46:26All right.
00:46:27All right.
00:46:31Well, I think we finally have an arrangement
00:46:46that works for everybody.
00:46:48Thank you, Charlotte.
00:46:49Yes, you are a genius.
00:46:53Oh!
00:46:54No!
00:46:56Is that something important?
00:47:10Some candid pics of fun with my broadsnate.
00:47:13This is the big villain fight, okay?
00:47:18Oh, I hate being pics.
00:47:21Oh, don't be a big poop!
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00:50:23Tony's a stand-up guy. He's doing what he has to do.
00:50:27But is he happy about it?
00:50:29Um, let's see. No.
00:50:31When he found out she was pregnant, he put his fist through a wall.
00:50:36But then you realize this is Lambert, Louisiana. It's 1870, and the options are get married or get married now. So he's biting his lip and taking his punishment.
00:50:46It's just one big misery fest, isn't it?
00:50:48Yeah. In fact, I'd probably have to say that meeting you is the only good thing to come out of this whole lousy wedding.
00:50:56Look, Henry, I leave for New York the day after the wedding, and there's not much time, and I sort of have this rule where I don't sleep with a guy until I go to him for three weeks.
00:51:03Partner?
00:51:05Yeah?
00:51:06It's just dinner.
00:51:06Although, if I happen to find myself in New York in, I don't know, exactly three weeks, then...
00:51:15Hey! How was the day with the cop? Did he frisk you? Did he find anything? It was awful.
00:51:33I'm sorry, sweetheart. I thought that was solid.
00:51:36No, he's great. Possibly better than great. And he likes me. Oh, God.
00:51:42Well, why don't you stick around and see what happens?
00:51:44Because I live in New York City. My career is there, which I don't even have.
00:51:49I didn't tell you this, but my agent, Alice, dumped me yesterday in an email, which she signed, love.
00:51:55So I'm going home to nothing, and I'm leaving this adorable guy here.
00:52:00Olivia has me so carb-starved that if you put your sweet hand on a Kaiser roll, I'd eat it in three bites.
00:52:07Out of the two of us, who do you think is more pathetic?
00:52:10I need Band-Aids. We were scrapbooking last night, and I got all these paper cuts.
00:52:13We have a winner.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:15Oh, what a super morning it is. I just saw a redbird outside my window.
00:52:21You know what, Bitsy? I hope we all stay in touch when this week is over.
00:52:27Girls, breakfast is on the patio, not in the kitchen.
00:52:30Is Caitlin out there?
00:52:31No, our bride-to-be is not feeling at all well this morning.
00:52:35I thought I heard her throwing up. Is she okay?
00:52:37We'll get things happy.
00:52:38Good morning. It's a mess.
00:52:41Or somebody and her maid of honor were up late last night doing mucho mucho tequila shots.
00:52:49Pregnant girls don't do tequila shots.
00:52:53Unless they're not pregnant.
00:52:54Vincy, you need to tell us the truth.
00:53:06It'll be much easier on you if you just talk.
00:53:10Anything yet?
00:53:11No.
00:53:12Not going to happen.
00:53:16Oh, what is this?
00:53:19Ooh.
00:53:20Those are mine. Where did you get those?
00:53:25From your room.
00:53:26Is that cashmere?
00:53:27I think so.
00:53:28And there's not a spot on it.
00:53:30It would be a shame if anything happened to it.
00:53:32Don't you dare.
00:53:34What do you got there, Abigail?
00:53:35You know, just a few things that spill on fine garments.
00:53:39Like marinara sauce.
00:53:42Clip soda.
00:53:43Gets it right out.
00:53:47Soy sauce.
00:53:48A white vinegar and peroxide.
00:53:50Oh, well, look what I have here.
00:54:00Mmm.
00:54:01Fruit preserves.
00:54:02And I think that's, yeah, that's blueberry.
00:54:05Oh, you wouldn't.
00:54:08She's not pregnant.
00:54:29She never was.
00:54:31Please don't hurt my sweaters.
00:54:32Okay, well, what about the pregnancy test?
00:54:34We saw the lab results.
00:54:35That was my sister's urine.
00:54:37Muffy married an Irish Catholic guy, so she's always pregnant.
00:54:41Caitlin asked me to get a cup of her pee, so I did.
00:54:43Please don't tell her I blabbed.
00:54:47We're a camera cap of news.
00:54:50Forever.
00:54:52It's okay, Betsy.
00:54:54It's over.
00:54:55Can I go now?
00:54:56Sure.
00:55:02I can't believe it.
00:55:05Caitlin lied about being pregnant to trick Tony into marrying her?
00:55:09That bitch.
00:55:12That bitch.
00:55:14Say it?
00:55:14Yeah, it'll make you feel good.
00:55:15I can't.
00:55:16I just can't.
00:55:17That bitch!
00:55:17That bitch!
00:55:18That bitch!
00:55:20Careful, sweetheart.
00:55:23Don't hurt yourself.
00:55:24Sorry.
00:55:25Okay, well, you know what?
00:55:25This changes everything.
00:55:27Sure does.
00:55:28We've got to tell Tony.
00:55:29Yeah, we have to.
00:55:30When?
00:55:30How about right now?
00:55:35He's here.
00:55:37We'll distract Caitlin, and you go tell Tony.
00:55:39Can you tell him I don't think I can?
00:55:40Uh, after what she did to you?
00:55:41After what she did to us?
00:55:43Yeah, you're right.
00:55:44I'll tell him I have to.
00:55:47Okay.
00:55:49Here it goes.
00:55:50I'm taking my life back.
00:55:53Wish me luck!
00:55:57Come on, boys!
00:55:59Have fun!
00:56:00Be careful!
00:56:02Don't you do anything I wouldn't do!
00:56:04Oh, isn't that cute?
00:56:07They're going on a canoe trip.
00:56:09Male bonding.
00:56:10Three days out in the woods.
00:56:11No laptops, no cell phones.
00:56:14No strippers.
00:56:14Thank you very much.
00:56:15So when are they going to be back?
00:56:17Oh, just right before the wedding,
00:56:18which is fine by me.
00:56:19All he has to do is shave and put on a tux.
00:56:21Men are not very complicated, are they?
00:56:22I got it.
00:56:40Why don't we just find out what river they're on, rent a canoe and some maps and stuff, and
00:56:45and just hunt them down.
00:56:48Excellent.
00:56:49A plan that utilizes our vast wilderness skill set.
00:56:52Well, what do you got?
00:56:53A headache.
00:56:54And I'm hungry, too.
00:56:55Careful now.
00:56:56Is that Caitlin's dress?
00:56:58Got it, ma'am?
00:56:58Oh, I was at the fitting.
00:57:00It is an absolutely beautiful gown.
00:57:03Do you realize what we're trying to do here?
00:57:05You're right.
00:57:06I was just...
00:57:06You're Southern, sweetie.
00:57:07It's not your fault.
00:57:08We have to figure out a way to bring this entire wedding to its knees,
00:57:11and when we do, it is not going to be pretty.
00:57:13Okay, well, we might need an actual plan.
00:57:21No!
00:57:22No!
00:57:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:57:26Mother!
00:57:28Oh, oh!
00:57:30No!
00:57:33Oh, it's wrong!
00:57:34It's all wrong!
00:57:35Caitlin, honey, what's all wrong?
00:57:38What's the matter?
00:57:39Calm down.
00:57:40Oh, I will not!
00:57:41Those idiots, they ruined it!
00:57:43Look, look, look, look at it, see?
00:57:44What?
00:57:44What am I looking at?
00:57:45Oh, God, my mother is blind!
00:57:47Look, blind mother!
00:57:48It's some pearl.
00:57:49And what did I order?
00:57:50What color did I specify?
00:57:54Burnished egg shell!
00:57:56It's true, I was there.
00:57:57Burnished egg shell, it was lovely.
00:57:58Are you kidding me?
00:58:00It's ruined!
00:58:01The wedding is ruined.
00:58:02Oh, now, honey, Belle, we've got time.
00:58:05We can fix it.
00:58:06I'm going to get on the phone straight away to Jean-Louis.
00:58:09Oh, well, you better.
00:58:12You promised me.
00:58:14Every detail of this wedding has to be exactly right.
00:58:18I am only marrying this guy because of all the money you went through.
00:58:22I don't mind a loveless marriage,
00:58:24but I will not tolerate anything less than a perfect wedding.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:28If it is not the wedding I want,
00:58:33I am not walking down your aisle.
00:58:34Period.
00:58:35It'll be perfect, honey, Belle.
00:58:37It'll be perfectly perfect.
00:58:42Meg,
00:58:43it sure be a shame if anything happened
00:58:44in the next couple of days
00:58:45that would make this wedding less than perfect.
00:58:47Mm-hmm.
00:58:48Ooh.
00:58:48I just got chills.
00:58:51Mm-hmm.
00:58:56Yes, is this the florist in charge of the McNabb wedding?
00:59:02Who am I?
00:59:03Come on.
00:59:04You can do kidding me.
00:59:05Well, this is Miss Caitlin McNabb, bride-to-be.
00:59:09I would like to make a few changes to my full range.
00:59:12I would never order lilies ever since I was six years old.
00:59:16If you know what they do to her, her eyes water.
00:59:18And I get these awful hives all over my body.
00:59:21Mother!
00:59:22I need my ointment!
00:59:25Mother and I think a white tent is just so blah,
00:59:27so I was wondering if you have anything
00:59:29a little bit more playful.
00:59:32Yeah, something a little bit more playful.
00:59:34A dream bouncy castle is not what I dreamed about, Mother.
00:59:38Where is my white tent?
00:59:40We'll find it, baby.
00:59:41We will find it.
00:59:42Pop the damn thing, Blotman!
00:59:43Pop it!
00:59:46This is Olivia Warbuddy from Belfontine.
00:59:50Are you the woman in charge of the ice sculptures
00:59:52at my Catelyn's wedding?
00:59:54Mother!
00:59:55What is it now?
00:59:58What, honey girl?
00:59:59Is there some little someone that they got wrong?
01:00:06That's not so little.
01:00:08This was supposed to be a baby Cupid.
01:00:11Not some aroused satyr.
01:00:12Maybe, uh, the guests could hang their umbrellas on him.
01:00:15That's the biggest one I've ever seen.
01:00:18I can't do this anymore.
01:00:20Honey, Beth, breathe.
01:00:22It'll be okay.
01:00:24Breathe.
01:00:25Mama is gonna take care of it.
01:00:26Okay?
01:00:28Breathe.
01:00:29Mama's gonna take care of it.
01:00:30Oh my, don't you girls look just lovely?
01:00:56Even you, Abigail.
01:00:59Oh, Miss Olivia.
01:01:00If you had wings, you'd be an angel.
01:01:02Hmm.
01:01:05Or nasty-ass dragon.
01:01:07I heard that.
01:01:08Hmm.
01:01:12Everything's humming along nicely, dear.
01:01:13I've seen the new cherubs and they're sweet as pie.
01:01:16And the flowers.
01:01:18Oh, the flowers.
01:01:19Roses and roses as far as the eye can see.
01:01:23What about the cake?
01:01:24You know, one that says,
01:01:26Muzzletop, Bernie and Agnes on 50 fabulous years?
01:01:31Just a bad memory.
01:01:33I'm not feeling happy, Mother.
01:01:36And a bride should be happy the day before her wedding.
01:01:40More shoulders.
01:01:41Yes, ma'am.
01:01:42Relax, darling.
01:01:44Mother has everything under control.
01:01:47Everything.
01:02:05I just heard them talking.
01:02:07Caitlin is so completely frazzled.
01:02:09Oh, then she's gonna go over the edge when this happens.
01:02:11Who wants the honors?
01:02:13Me, please?
01:02:14No!
01:02:16Come on, Rachel!
01:02:17Come on!
01:02:19Come on, Rachel!
01:02:20Who stole your man, Rachel?
01:02:22Take that, you slut-bad man!
01:02:24See you!
01:02:25Woo!
01:02:26Woo!
01:02:27Woo!
01:02:27Woo!
01:02:28Woo!
01:02:28Woo!
01:02:29Woo!
01:02:29Woo!
01:02:30Woo!
01:02:30Woo!
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32Woo!
01:02:33Woo!
01:02:33Woo!
01:02:34Woo!
01:02:34Woo!
01:02:35Woo!
01:02:35Woo!
01:02:36Woo!
01:02:37Woo!
01:02:38Woo!
01:02:39Woo!
01:02:40Woo!
01:02:41Woo!
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Woo!
01:02:44Woo!
01:02:45Woo!
01:02:46Woo!
01:02:47Woo!
01:02:48Woo!
01:02:49Woo!
01:02:50Woo!
01:02:51Woo!
01:02:52Woo!
01:02:53Woo!
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Woo!
01:02:56Woo!
01:02:57Woo!
01:02:58Woo!
01:02:59Woo!
01:03:00Woo!
01:03:01Woo!
01:03:02Woo!
01:03:03Woo!
01:03:04Woo!
01:03:35The dress was just a decoy. The real one is safely locked away.
01:03:39Okay. I gotta read you all your rights now.
01:03:44Wait.
01:03:47Wait.
01:03:54When you call yourselves bridesmaids,
01:03:59you're a disgrace to the name
01:04:02and not worthy of the dresses you wear.
01:04:05And after everything I did for you...
01:04:23And after everything I did for you...
01:04:26Turn.
01:04:29So, uh, we all thought you groomsmen were on, like, this big canoe trip.
01:04:35I couldn't get off work. Wish I was there, though.
01:04:39Next.
01:04:49Hey. How you doing?
01:04:50Can I get more of a flattering light?
01:04:52Thank you so much.
01:04:54Turn.
01:04:55Don't judge us, okay? You don't know the whole story.
01:04:58Just stop talking until you get a lawyer. You're only gonna make it worse for yourself.
01:05:00We had to do something.
01:05:01Stop.
01:05:02Please.
01:05:03Please.
01:05:18Hey, Parker!
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01:09:11Je pense que c'est small.
01:09:12Le temps pour griller les pints est terminée.
01:09:14No guts, no glory.
01:09:15C'est war.
01:09:16Très bien.
01:09:17Tu as une moustache ?
01:09:19Tomorrow,
01:09:20we go in for the kill.
01:09:22We eliminate the most essential part of this wedding.
01:09:25The bride.
01:09:26Je pense que nous devons.
01:09:27Je sais l'estate très bien.
01:09:28Il y a beaucoup de places to bury the body,
01:09:30mais ils n'ont jamais trouvé.
01:09:31Ah...
01:09:32Rage?
01:09:33Kill is just an expression.
01:09:35Oh, of course.
01:09:36Mais c'est le shy.
01:09:38All giddy and ready for bride.
01:09:39C'est adorable.
01:09:40Even if we don't kill her,
01:09:42she'll just come back.
01:09:43Not if we do this right.
01:09:44Don't worry about it.
01:09:45By game of camera,
01:09:46mama's going down.
01:09:47Who's in?
01:09:48Let's do this.
01:09:51No!
01:09:52perce.
01:09:52Sure.
01:09:53Paşa.
01:09:54Paşa.
01:09:55as
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01:23:11Oui, c'est vrai.
01:23:21Oh, mon Dieu.
01:23:27Oh, mon Dieu.
01:23:28Oui ?
01:23:29Je dois avoir des mauvaises.
01:23:31J'ai l'air.
01:23:32Oh.
01:23:33Je n'ai pas perdu de l'argent.
01:23:35J'ai juste dit à Katelyn pour voir ce qu'elle peut prendre.
01:23:37Vous voulez que vous êtes encore riche ?
01:23:39Vous êtes toujours intéressé ?
01:23:41N'importe qui.
01:23:43Je n'ai pas de plaisir.
01:23:45Oh, de course.
01:23:49Ok, ok, ok.
01:23:50Ok, ok.
01:23:51Ok, ok.
01:23:52Ok, ok.
01:23:53Ok, ok, ok.
01:23:54Ok, ok.
01:23:55Ok, ok.
01:23:56Ok, ok.
01:23:57Ok, ok.
01:23:58Ok, ok.
01:23:59Ok, ok.
01:24:01Ok, ok, ok.
01:24:02Ok, ok.
01:24:03Ok, ok.
01:24:04Ok.
01:24:05Ok, ok.
01:24:06Ok.
01:24:07Ok.
01:24:08Ok.
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