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00:01:00How long does it take to make a taco?
00:01:08Two minutes.
00:01:09It takes 20 to convince him I'm not immigration to get the cook-up from the basement.
00:01:15Call it.
00:01:18Uh, ex-con.
00:01:20No way.
00:01:20What?
00:01:21Wannabe cop.
00:01:22He's got police academy reject written all over him.
00:01:24Hey, pal.
00:01:25Hey, buddy.
00:01:27Try dude.
00:01:27Hey, dude.
00:01:30Hey, you did time a chino, right?
00:01:32No, alarm pop.
00:01:35I told you, ex-con.
00:01:36It's the only job those poor bastards can give.
00:01:3913-8-6-7, you have a 459 silent alarm at Centurion Storage, Alvarado and Marathon.
00:01:488-6-7, roger.
00:01:4913-8-6-7, cancel that for alarm company.
00:01:52Must have been a power glitch.
00:01:53Want to take a peek anyway?
00:01:56Why is it that on these nice, quiet nights you get so restless?
00:01:59I mean, this is a great opportunity for us to connect, you know?
00:02:03I mean, we can open up with one another and really kind of talk.
00:02:07Do you need a hug?
00:02:08Shut up.
00:02:09Uh, you called it.
00:02:248-6-7, door opens, Centurion Storage, Alameda, 20-second, requesting backup.
00:02:29Roger, 8-6-7.
00:02:30Let's go.
00:02:313-1 en route.
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:37Hey, hey, Cheryl.
00:02:39You ever hear that word, stealth?
00:02:41Shut up.
00:02:44Well, at least they don't know we're here.
00:02:47Element of surprise.
00:02:49Right?
00:02:50Yeah, I'm ready.
00:02:51Come on.
00:02:53Unbelievable.
00:03:09Split up.
00:03:13Okay.
00:03:13Okay.
00:03:13Okay.
00:03:13Okay.
00:03:13Let's go.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:45Eight, six, seven, shots fired! Shots fired! Officer, he's going!
00:03:51Hank, taking fire! Four to five suspects on my side!
00:03:58Hank!
00:04:15I'm in! Where you at?
00:04:21Where's the bedroom? I'm off the office!
00:04:25Hank! I've got you!
00:04:30Hank!
00:04:32It's bulletproof! I'm coming in!
00:04:40Charlie! You're six!
00:04:42You're six!
00:04:44What?
00:04:45You're six!
00:04:54Eight, six, seven! My partner's down!
00:04:58Oh! Request paramedics!
00:05:01I have four suspects armed!
00:05:05My partner has been hit!
00:05:07All units, all units, all LA units, officer down, officer down.
00:05:12And so...
00:05:26Oh, no!
00:05:28Oh, no!
00:05:29Oh, no!
00:05:31Oh!
00:05:33Oh, no!
00:05:34Impressive shooting, Montgomery.
00:05:41You realize, though, that you missed a target in the middle.
00:05:47Who, the brother?
00:05:48I wasn't shooting at him.
00:05:50You mind telling me why not?
00:05:51He don't look suspicious to me.
00:05:54Look at him.
00:05:55One lone brother surrounded by four white guys with guns?
00:05:59The man is terrified.
00:06:00What do you want him to do, tap dance?
00:06:02It's all right, bro.
00:06:04Okay?
00:06:04I got you.
00:06:06Don't be afraid to call 911.
00:06:09I keep it clean when Earl Montgomery's on the scene.
00:06:13What the problem is...
00:06:26On behalf of the citizens of Los Angeles, Peggy, I present you our nation's flag.
00:06:31Hey, Duff.
00:06:39Sorry about Charlie.
00:06:40Hank, he was a good man.
00:06:41I went in on the investigation.
00:06:44Hank, I think it's best letting Duff handle this in his own way.
00:06:46It's a complicated situation.
00:06:48What's so complicated about it?
00:06:50My partner's dead and I just want the son of a bitch who pulled the trigger.
00:06:53There was over $800,000 of stolen computer chips in that storage room and a police warrant to seize it.
00:06:58The night before the raid, somebody blew in there and cleared it out.
00:07:00Look, I don't care about any goddamn computer chips.
00:07:02I just want the guy who killed Charlie.
00:07:04You're a uniform, not a detective.
00:07:06Stick to your job.
00:07:08Fine.
00:07:08You interfere with an ongoing investigation, you won't have a job.
00:07:11Am I clear?
00:07:11Yeah, fine.
00:07:12Hey, I'm gonna find him.
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15When chasing a suspect, the goal is simply to maintain visual contact until a backup force of sufficient size can arrive to assist in the arrest.
00:07:25Time!
00:07:26Nice job, Taylor.
00:07:28Psst.
00:07:29Oh.
00:07:31Did you say something, Montgomery?
00:07:33Well, you said, nice job, Taylor, and I just said, psst.
00:07:37Oh.
00:07:39You think you can do it better?
00:07:41Let me change.
00:07:43Check me out.
00:07:45Hey, Taylor, you think he ready?
00:07:48I'll take this one.
00:07:49It's all yours.
00:07:50Show this boy how it's done.
00:07:58Whee!
00:08:02So, you the suspect, man?
00:08:03What you doing?
00:08:04Doesn't matter.
00:08:06Oh, so you could have robbed a bank, mugged an old lady, said something about my mama?
00:08:11Just chase me, smart-mouth.
00:08:13Okay, Mr. White Bank Ryder.
00:08:15Whee!
00:08:16you
00:08:46you're insane and you're resisting arrest
00:09:16don't you run from me don't you run from me
00:09:26i'm insane i'm insane when it comes to old ladies
00:09:30you like robin's brains huh you said something about my mama
00:09:35and i heard you call me boy
00:09:38that's cowboy to you
00:09:42i see how this works the system can't tolerate a black man with my superior police skills
00:09:56i'm in future law enforcement and it scares you because you're going to be out of work
00:10:00right look i remember when the nba was all white
00:10:03you don't you don't that's all right that's all right that's all right cool
00:10:08cool y'all losing somebody good though i'm a virtual one man kung fu swat team
00:10:13that's all right i got skills
00:10:19hank you don't have to get back out there so soon
00:10:30nah i'm better off
00:10:32want somewhere to the ride with you
00:10:33no it's okay
00:10:35you're gonna make me go
00:11:05need some help
00:11:20you asking me if i need some help or if i'm still in this car
00:11:25okay fine are you still in this car
00:11:28does it look like i'm still in this damn car
00:11:32a little bit
00:11:34why because i'm black
00:11:35white man has his hand in the car
00:11:38you probably give him a good samaritan award huh
00:11:40figure he's just going around turning off people's lights
00:11:43yeah all right could i see your license and registration please
00:11:46i ain't showing you a damn thing
00:11:48you're not safe
00:11:49excuse me
00:11:52hey man this here this is my car
00:11:55okay now i ain't done nothing wrong
00:11:57now the way i see it you owe me an apology
00:12:01what did you just call me
00:12:02you ain't listening baby
00:12:04we ain't got nothing to talk about
00:12:06unless it starts with you saying i'm sorry
00:12:08you're on dangerous grounds here bub
00:12:10i'd be very careful what comes out of your mouth next
00:12:13oh you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next
00:12:17you're a fucking pig
00:12:23you're under arrest
00:12:26oh no i ain't under arrest you're under arrest i'm arresting your ass
00:12:31citizens arrest you're under arrest for illegal false arrests
00:12:35now get your hands up on the car and give me those cuffs
00:12:37back off i'm warning you
00:12:39you're warning me
00:12:40you have the right to shut the hell up
00:12:43all right that's it get up against the car
00:12:45don't make me add resisting arrest to the charger
00:12:47now up against the car
00:12:49hey watch my car
00:12:51okay i just had a detail
00:12:52just settle down if you understand
00:12:54this is police brutality
00:12:56okay and you ain't doing nothing for compounding your problems
00:12:59i've had enough of your trap
00:13:00get off
00:13:02whoa
00:13:04whoa
00:13:05what
00:13:06there's a big ass bumblebee behind you
00:13:08you don't think i'm gonna fall for that crap do you
00:13:11now i'm allergic to bees
00:13:12if i get stung i'm gonna seize up and down
00:13:16oh
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00:13:46what you are seeing is a home video taken earlier today showing Los Angeles police officer
00:13:52Hank Rafferty brutally beating an unidentified black male but police are withholding the name
00:13:58of the victim but we have obtained this photograph of the man taken after the beating his face
00:14:03grotesquely bruised and swollen
00:14:06It was a bumblebee.
00:14:12Police officer Hank Rafferty's vicious beating of a black suspect has sparked a swift and angry response from the black community.
00:14:20Detective Frank McDuff had this reaction.
00:14:22I want to assure you that the police department and the district attorney's office are treating this matter very seriously.
00:14:28I urge the people of this city to please be patient and trust us to do our jobs.
00:14:33Clearly as an isolated incident.
00:14:36Get the hell out of here.
00:14:49Mr. Montgomery, this is Detective McDuff, Lieutenant Washington, and District Attorney Robert Barton.
00:14:57Morning.
00:14:58Morning.
00:14:58Calling.
00:15:00Who says giggling?
00:15:03All right.
00:15:03Weren't you on TV last night?
00:15:05Oh, snap.
00:15:06That is you.
00:15:08What's up, man?
00:15:09What happened to your face?
00:15:11I was attacked by one of your deranged officers.
00:15:13What you think happened?
00:15:14No, I mean, what happened to the swelling and the bruises?
00:15:17Oh, that.
00:15:18I ain't nothing but allergies.
00:15:20You know, bee sting.
00:15:21Come again?
00:15:22Y'all mind if I have a seat?
00:15:24It's cool.
00:15:25I mean, y'all gonna ask a brother all these questions.
00:15:27Don't even offer me a seat.
00:15:29What's happening?
00:15:29All right.
00:15:31Well, while I was being slammed into the car, having billy clubs jammed into my neck, that
00:15:37psychotic stormtrooper y'all called a cop also allowed this big-ass bumblebee to nearly
00:15:43sting me to death.
00:15:44You know what?
00:15:45I'm not even sure that that bee wasn't one of his own.
00:15:48You know?
00:15:49Like some anti-Africanized attack bee trained to hate black people.
00:15:54But you know what?
00:15:55That's the sort of thing that y'all gonna uncover in the course of your investigation.
00:16:00So I ain't tripping.
00:16:02Would you excuse us for just a moment?
00:16:04Do your thing, man.
00:16:12I can't put this guy on the stand.
00:16:15He's on the state.
00:16:16Not to mention that he doesn't...
00:16:18Yo.
00:16:19Who's the planet of the apes looking lady in the dress?
00:16:24That's my father.
00:16:26Handsome man.
00:16:29I don't believe this.
00:16:31I don't either.
00:16:31I'm calling off the prelim.
00:16:32This is crazy.
00:16:33Oh, look.
00:16:34Whether you like this guy or not, Hank Rafferty, violated his rights and the people of this
00:16:37city are not gonna look the other way.
00:16:39We can't go through this again.
00:16:41You drop the prosecution, I guarantee you, you're gonna have a right on your hands.
00:16:48Earl, do you, um, do you work?
00:16:51I mean, do you have a steady job?
00:16:53Yes, I work.
00:16:54I work in security, man.
00:16:56Ah.
00:16:56That's just until I get back in the academy.
00:16:58I see.
00:16:59Speaking of which, you know what?
00:17:01Y'all need to investigate them.
00:17:02If they were to...
00:17:03Mr. Montgomery, all allergies aside, did Officer Rafferty assault you or not?
00:17:10How many times I gotta say it?
00:17:11All right.
00:17:12Let's get down to business.
00:17:16Superior Court of the County of Los Angeles is now in session.
00:17:19Please be seated.
00:17:21People of State of California versus Henry Rafferty.
00:17:24Case number CB34259.
00:17:26Your Honorable Marsha Haley presiding.
00:17:28Okay, it's at this time that the bee appears...
00:17:33Right here.
00:17:34There it is.
00:17:34It's coming in.
00:17:36You can't...
00:17:37You can't really see it on the tape, but it's there.
00:17:41Okay, I'm swatting it with my stick.
00:17:48There I am, stomping on it.
00:17:51The heel of my boot.
00:17:54Kept missing it.
00:17:57It's not a good angle.
00:17:59So, Mr. Montgomery, are you claiming there was no bumblebee present at the time of the incident?
00:18:04No, I'm not.
00:18:05There was a bumblebee present, man.
00:18:08Oh, good.
00:18:10And there were birds chirping.
00:18:12There were dogs barking.
00:18:14Hell, for all I know, there was a chipmunk in the bushes humping a turtle.
00:18:20You know, you gotta be careful with them chipmunks.
00:18:22They'll hump anything.
00:18:27This is no laughing matter, Mr. Montgomery.
00:18:30Look, man, I came here for justice.
00:18:32Okay, that man right there, that man harassed and choked me.
00:18:36He used excessive violence way before there was or was not a bumblebee, sir.
00:18:45I know the score.
00:18:47It's not the first time I've been pulled over for DWB.
00:18:51DWB?
00:18:52Driving while black.
00:18:54Move to strike.
00:18:56Kiss my ass.
00:19:00Will the defendant please rise?
00:19:04The jury has found you guilty as charged.
00:19:10You are hereby sentenced to serve six months in a state penitentiary.
00:19:14All right, here we go.
00:19:26You must be that white cop, huh?
00:19:29Beat up the black guy.
00:19:31Makes you say that.
00:19:33Them.
00:19:33You curbed all ways when you're handling the candelabra.
00:19:37So you're sitting on a baby grand, transmitting like you made a man.
00:19:41A bunch of pain to f***ing makes up a chick.
00:19:43Let's go.
00:19:43Oh my God!
00:19:46Look at that!
00:19:51Hey, that's it.
00:19:54Save your strength, huh?
00:19:55You're gonna need it.
00:19:57Look you, baby.
00:19:59Get going.
00:20:00Don't mess with me, I'll throw your ass in solitary.
00:20:02Let's go, bring him all in there.
00:20:04Hey, please.
00:20:07Come on.
00:20:15Alright, let's go.
00:20:17You're out of the hole.
00:20:20Hey, how long have I been in here?
00:20:22Three months.
00:20:23Same plan, don't come shakin' my hand like we peeps.
00:20:25It ain't beef, but be sure to understand.
00:20:27Between us, it ain't all good.
00:20:31Let's do it.
00:20:32Let's do it.
00:20:33Let's do it.
00:20:34Let's do it.
00:20:35Let's do it.
00:20:35Let's do it.
00:20:36Let's do it.
00:20:36Let's do it.
00:20:37Let's do it.
00:20:37Let's do it.
00:20:37Let's do it.
00:20:38Let's do it.
00:20:38Let's do it.
00:20:39Let's do it.
00:20:40You are the graduating class of this third week of August.
00:20:45Many people don't make it through both days of intense training.
00:20:48You are the elite.
00:20:50Wherever you go, you'll be part of this special fraternity.
00:20:54You're equipped with everything you'll need to do your job.
00:20:58Flashlight, pepper spray, and if things get really nasty, a coin holster full of quarters
00:21:06so you can call the police.
00:21:08Congratulations.
00:21:09What do you mean you got nothing?
00:21:20You had a crime scene, physical evidence.
00:21:22I gave you a goddamn tattoo, which was a ghost.
00:21:25You couldn't find anything on it in the database.
00:21:27Look, these things take time, Hank.
00:21:29Oh, please.
00:21:30Holy cow.
00:21:31Check it out.
00:21:32Hank Rappity, the security guard.
00:21:35Yeah, nobody throw their gum on the ground, OK?
00:21:37We get, like, a warning.
00:22:07One of these days, and it won't fit no, we bound to come up.
00:22:12One of these days, and it won't fit no, keep your eyes on us.
00:22:17You ever see that?
00:22:18One of these days, and it won't fit no, 4-59, silent alarm, A&L beverages, AP's in Maine.
00:22:26Cancel that.
00:22:27Must have been a power glitch.
00:22:29Gotcha.
00:22:30I've been scared of you.
00:22:31I don't know.
00:23:01Freeze!
00:23:06What are you doing?
00:23:10The lights went out, and I couldn't find a switch.
00:23:14So is falling in the dark.
00:23:16That's why I called you here.
00:23:19Lola, falling in the dark is a serious offense.
00:23:23You're in a lot of trouble.
00:23:25Get up against that wall.
00:23:27What are you going to do to me?
00:23:28I'm going to search you.
00:23:30Make sure you ain't carrying any concealed weapons.
00:23:35Ooh.
00:23:37You finding anything?
00:23:39Is this a thong?
00:23:40What?
00:23:41Is this a thong?
00:23:49Are you going to strip search me?
00:23:52No.
00:23:53I'm going to put on some music.
00:23:55You're going to strip search yourself.
00:23:58I'm loving God.
00:24:02Oh, slow it off for me.
00:24:04Nice and easy.
00:24:06Yeah.
00:24:07Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Mm.
00:24:11Can't get enough of your love day.
00:24:15It's okay.
00:24:16Pest those two.
00:24:18Check those box.
00:24:20I got it.
00:24:21Load them up.
00:24:22Get the body back, guys.
00:24:23Pest those two.
00:24:25Yeah, Earl.
00:24:27No.
00:24:27Don't call me Earl.
00:24:29Call me Officer.
00:24:31Oh, okay.
00:24:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:34Are you going to give it to me now, Officer?
00:24:39Hell yeah.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:41I'm going to incarcerate you.
00:24:43Yeah, you know my style.
00:24:48I like it a lot.
00:24:50Ooh.
00:24:51All right, pass it over here.
00:24:52No, I got it.
00:24:57Freeze!
00:24:58Freeze!
00:25:01Piento!
00:25:05What was that?
00:25:07Wait here.
00:25:17Might get a little dangerous.
00:25:18Oh, you really playing this thing out on you, baby.
00:25:21Talk to me about a hit six months ago, Centurion storage.
00:25:25Go to hell.
00:25:26We wondered where security was.
00:25:30Drop the weapon.
00:25:33You should have run where you had the chance.
00:25:37Now you got no chance.
00:25:40What was that?
00:25:41Over there.
00:25:42There he is.
00:25:43Get him.
00:25:43Get him.
00:25:43Somebody shoot down.
00:26:01Thanks.
00:26:02No sweat.
00:26:05What the hell are you doing here?
00:26:06I'm working.
00:26:07What the hell are you doing here?
00:26:08You little punk.
00:26:08I spent six months in prison because of you.
00:26:11Six months.
00:26:12That's all they gave you.
00:26:13Six months.
00:26:22Debbie-O, this ain't turning me on.
00:26:27What the hell is that?
00:26:29Earl Jr.
00:26:30Likes to hang out with Daddy.
00:26:32Precious, ain't he?
00:26:34Get the goods.
00:26:35Load them up.
00:26:39Cover me.
00:26:40Hey, man, you ain't my boss.
00:26:42The way I see it, we work for the same company.
00:26:44Since I got security, you cover me.
00:26:51Okay, I'll cover you.
00:26:52Go.
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:08Ow!
00:27:12Ow!
00:27:16Ow!
00:27:20No!
00:27:21No!
00:27:22My car!
00:27:24Don't let my car!
00:27:25Don't let my car!
00:27:29Somebody shoot that monkey!
00:27:32What did you call me?
00:27:33Let's go! Now!
00:27:56Get him in here!
00:27:57Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:28:03Get out of my car!
00:28:28Why? Because I'm a black man?
00:28:30Look! This has nothing to do with you! It's personal!
00:28:32You're damn right it's personal! White boy back there called me Monkey. Drive!
00:28:37Get out now!
00:28:38Look, man. I've been waiting my whole life for some shit like this to go down.
00:28:43Okay? Now, if you're going to shoot me, shoot me.
00:28:45Because that's the only way I'm getting out this car.
00:28:50They're getting away, man! Come on!
00:28:52Go!
00:28:52Get out!
00:28:59Earl?
00:29:00Earl?
00:29:05Man, this slow-ass damn Flintstone car. Man, we might as well be peddling with our damn feet.
00:29:11What the hell is wrong with this piece of junk?
00:29:13Yeah, I don't know. You know, I was going to take it in for regular scheduled maintenance, but for the past six months I've been in prison!
00:29:20Hey, man, you should have got more time pushing me in the cars and then putting me in satanic chokeholds.
00:29:25You were resisting arrest! I was authorized to use any force necessary!
00:29:28Hey, hey, hey, look, man! Look!
00:29:30We could go back and forth on this all night long, man!
00:29:33Fortunately, there are courts to handle this matter.
00:29:35And according to the courts, you were assaulting and battering me like a hillbilly on his wife!
00:29:41Oh, shit! Oh, shit! It's time to conceal the weapon!
00:29:58Pull over! Pull over! Get the van!
00:30:07You pull over, buddy!
00:30:10No, no, no! Get the van!
00:30:12Drop the gun!
00:30:15The van!
00:30:16The van!
00:30:17Get the van! Get the van! Get...
00:30:20Damn!
00:30:21If I would have gotten that with a wallet in my hand, I have bullets all in my ass!
00:30:27That's some bullshit, man!
00:30:33Security guard, huh, Hank?
00:30:36That's a shame.
00:30:37Hey, Washington. How you doing?
00:30:39Better than you.
00:30:41You okay, man?
00:30:42You know how it is, my brother.
00:30:44Just a little shaken up, that's all.
00:30:46Well, let me see if I got this figured out.
00:30:51You get out of prison, pissed with your life,
00:30:53you decide to pay your old buddy Earl here a little visit.
00:30:56Things got in hand, shots are fired, the police respond,
00:30:59just in time to catch Hank trying to get away with you in his car,
00:31:03probably holding you at gunpoint. Am I correct?
00:31:07Amazing!
00:31:08You are very, very good.
00:31:11Oh, wait a second. This is crazy. I...
00:31:14I wasn't out for revenge.
00:31:15Shut the hell up, Hank.
00:31:17Just shut the hell up. I'm tired of your goddamn lies.
00:31:20You know, I got a restraining order that says you cannot get within a hundred feet of this guy, okay?
00:31:25So I don't really give a damn what you have to say.
00:31:27All I need from you is your testimony and his ass goes back to prison tomorrow.
00:31:32You know, nothing would make me happier than to see this man go back to prison.
00:31:41Good.
00:31:42You know, for the heartache and the Trump.
00:31:49One time he took the club and he switched it around with the handle sticking out and bopped right there.
00:31:55Can you see that little cut right there?
00:31:58Anyway, what happens is it makes me start saying incoherent.
00:32:04You know, I'm liable to spread that out. Just incoherent shit.
00:32:08Bitch!
00:32:09I apologize. My doctor said that I'm not getting the proper oxygen up through here.
00:32:16They said pump it and breathe and it's sort of like that sneaker.
00:32:23It's a weird exercise, but anyway, nothing would make me happier than to see him go back to prison.
00:32:30Wait a second here!
00:32:32Get back, bitch!
00:32:33Shut the hell up, Hank, and I mean it!
00:32:35You said the violence!
00:32:38Anyway, I'm not a... Let me calm myself.
00:32:42Unfortunately, certain details of your story are slightly skewed.
00:32:47What do you mean skewed?
00:32:50Hank did not come back for revenge.
00:32:56He came back to apologize.
00:33:00What?
00:33:02You went there to apologize?
00:33:05The man's talking to you.
00:33:10Yup.
00:33:12And you were saying?
00:33:14I was...
00:33:16Saying I was sorry.
00:33:20For what?
00:33:22Beating you?
00:33:24Yeah!
00:33:25My dog!
00:33:29That's what I'm talking about, man.
00:33:34Hank was right in the middle of this very touching apology when I discovered that my warehouse was being robbed.
00:33:43So Hank and I, we banded together to apprehend these outlaws.
00:33:47And we would have had them had not your boys come along.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:53Deputy Droop along.
00:33:55Man, they stopped the wrong car.
00:33:57You better watch your mouth.
00:33:59And what you gonna do?
00:34:00Beat the hell out of me?
00:34:02Probably blame it on a damn spider.
00:34:04What you got?
00:34:05The updated report.
00:34:06We got a 459 at the warehouse, but nothing on a van.
00:34:09The car that has two bodies.
00:34:11DA says self-defense, so kick him loose.
00:34:14The C&L warehouse on the 18th?
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:21Not a cop anymore, Hank, so stop acting like one.
00:34:23I'm all too happy to find any reason to lock your ass up.
00:34:26You understand?
00:34:27Go find McDuff.
00:34:28Tell him I was here and right away.
00:34:33Oh, yeah.
00:34:34We also encountered a naked girl upstairs handcuffed to a light fixture.
00:34:38Oh, Lola.
00:34:41Do you think you could hook a brother up with another restraining order?
00:34:45Right there, because I recommend it.
00:34:47Right.
00:34:50All my stuff should be in here, too.
00:34:52What's up?
00:34:55Right.
00:35:02I don't believe it.
00:35:03Where's my bullets?
00:35:04We don't return live ammunition.
00:35:07Well, if you gonna keep the bullets, why don't you just keep the gun?
00:35:10All right.
00:35:11Get my gun, man.
00:35:13Where's my car?
00:35:16Impelting lot.
00:35:1720 blocks up, 7 blocks over.
00:35:22You expect that man to walk that...
00:35:25Y'all got a shuttle bus?
00:35:26You know what?
00:35:28You upset my partner.
00:35:30I should set it off up in this...
00:35:32But you got your boys.
00:35:36Hey, you believe his attitude, man?
00:35:40Man, they're probably gonna give you your car back with no tires.
00:35:44I like the way you played us back there, Hank.
00:35:46Yeah, not letting them in on our case, that was smooth.
00:35:49This is our bus, right, partner?
00:35:51Get the hell away from me!
00:35:52Hey, hey.
00:35:53You know what?
00:35:54Sooner or later, your hostility is eventually gonna start affecting our work.
00:35:58Now, look, man.
00:35:59All you got to do is count that way.
00:36:01What is you running for?
00:36:02I'm trying to talk to you, Hank.
00:36:04Look.
00:36:05I am trying to remain calm.
00:36:07Because I know that if I hit you, I will never see the light of day again,
00:36:10which right now seems almost worth it.
00:36:12So don't push it!
00:36:13You threatening me?
00:36:14Yeah!
00:36:15Yeah, I'm threatening you!
00:36:16Well, bring it on.
00:36:18Bring it on, Hank.
00:36:19Could've went pro, huh?
00:36:20Dropped bombs on them.
00:36:21Dropped bombs on them!
00:36:22What?
00:36:23What?
00:36:24What?
00:36:25Right here.
00:36:26Slip.
00:36:27Move.
00:36:28Slide.
00:36:29Can't re-dog without a cigarette.
00:36:30No!
00:36:31Oh!
00:36:32Bang him out of there!
00:36:34Hey!
00:36:35Where you going, man?
00:36:37What?
00:36:38Big red truck and trailer.
00:36:39Truck and trailer.
00:36:40Yeah, look.
00:36:41You guys got a call yesterday, I think it was, regarding a white van that you rented out.
00:36:46We only rent big rigs.
00:36:47Oh!
00:36:48Yeah, well, maybe you can help me out.
00:36:50I'm trying to find a couple of my buddies.
00:36:52I think they rented a truck from you yesterday.
00:36:56What name's it under?
00:36:57No, no, I don't know their names.
00:36:59Listen, pal, we get a lot of people through here.
00:37:01No, I...
00:37:02This...
00:37:06Where are you located?
00:37:07Downtown on Normandy.
00:37:08South Central.
00:37:10These were white folks.
00:37:11Oh, they just left.
00:37:12Got extra insurance for Baja.
00:37:14Heading to Mexico?
00:37:15I guess.
00:37:18You're welcome.
00:37:20The way I see it, they got a 20 minute head start.
00:37:23They're probably heading down to 405.
00:37:25Come on.
00:37:27What are you doing?
00:37:28Stop the car!
00:37:29National Security!
00:37:34Stop the damn car!
00:37:37National Security!
00:37:38I'm commandeering this vehicle.
00:37:40What did I do?
00:37:41Oh.
00:37:42Student driver, huh?
00:37:44Well, lesson 12.
00:37:46Man with gun, get your ass up out the car.
00:37:50Let's go!
00:37:51Okay, okay.
00:37:52Don't shoot!
00:37:53And do your room work!
00:37:57What the problem is?
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:02Hey, man.
00:38:03I got to solve this crime by myself?
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:09Unbelievable.
00:38:10Big Red Truck.
00:38:11It's gonna be easy to find.
00:38:13Probably gonna say Big Red all on the side of it.
00:38:29The truck.
00:38:30In big red letters.
00:38:31Hey, Hank, you know that fire back at Washington's office?
00:38:33Where I used my acute peripheral vision to get an upside-down read.
00:38:36Wanna know what I saw?
00:38:37What?
00:38:38In one of the papers it said, CIA heist.
00:38:42And?
00:38:43That's all I saw, CIA.
00:38:44That's it?
00:38:45Hey, look, man.
00:38:46I said I got peripheral vision.
00:38:47Not x-ray vision, man.
00:38:48Right?
00:38:49Now, apparently we are caught up in some real, live, complex-ass espionage shit.
00:39:04This is great, man, isn't it?
00:39:07Me and you, man, security guards out here acting like real cops.
00:39:11I was a real cop, bro.
00:39:12You must have loved it, huh?
00:39:14I can't believe you gave that up.
00:39:17Yeah.
00:39:18There's Route 1.
00:39:19No, just stay on the freeway.
00:39:20It's a lot faster.
00:39:21No, no, they want to keep a low profile.
00:39:22They're gonna go Route 1.
00:39:23Stay on the freeway.
00:39:24No, stay on the freeway.
00:39:25No, stay on the freeway.
00:39:26No, stay on the freeway.
00:39:27No, stay on the freeway.
00:39:28No, no, no.
00:39:29On the freeway, not.
00:39:30Go.
00:39:31Hey, oh, shit.
00:39:32Stay on the freeway, man.
00:39:33Hey, man.
00:39:34Watch it.
00:39:35No, no.
00:39:36On the freeway, not.
00:39:37Go.
00:39:38Hey, oh, shit.
00:39:39Hey, man.
00:39:40Hey, man.
00:39:41We're in the middle of the...
00:39:42What are you doing?
00:39:43Let go of the way.
00:39:45Let go of the way.
00:39:46Where are you running?
00:39:47Whoa, shit.
00:39:49Whoa, shit.
00:39:51Oh, shit.
00:39:57He's out.
00:39:59No!
00:40:00you okay hey sorry looks like somebody was right about the freeway what look at
00:40:22you can't tell me that ain't a big red truck
00:40:30gun i'm gonna see it
00:40:37hank hank hank hank hank hank hank hank hank hank hank hank shoot her hank shoot this big bitch man hank's about to shoot you
00:40:52nah i ain't gonna shoot anybody put him down in a minute or two don't hurry i don't like nobody messing with my
00:40:58read don't be a pussy hank shoot up
00:41:05you over sized big boot thick ass jerry springer reject ass oh come on let's go
00:41:12no man shacky owes me an apology
00:41:17and then again what's your name is brittany yeah
00:41:24got a ring on every finger except that lockdown one huh
00:41:32you like to wrestle cause that's my thing i like to wrestle
00:41:36url url url come on let's go
00:41:47won't you give me your name
00:41:49and if you're nice
00:41:51i'll show you what a real big rig looks like
00:41:55url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url url ur
00:42:25Come on!
00:42:28I get it! I get it!
00:42:31Oh, I'm going around!
00:42:44Hey!
00:42:45Come on!
00:42:46Come on, come on!
00:42:56You did that on purpose.
00:42:58Look!
00:42:59Oh, so that's why the cops couldn't find the van.
00:43:04Hey!
00:43:05Do you know how to hotwire a car?
00:43:07Oh!
00:43:08Because I'm black?
00:43:11Automatically know how to hotwire a car?
00:43:13Hey, look, do you know how or don't you?
00:43:15Yeah!
00:43:16But not because I'm black.
00:43:17Do it!
00:43:22Move your leg, man!
00:43:23Close your leg!
00:43:26See that?
00:43:27Alright, go, go, go, go.
00:43:28Okay.
00:43:29Ooh!
00:43:30See?
00:43:31See how that spark when one of them bumped into each other?
00:43:32That's because that red wire is what gives off all that energy,
00:43:35all that juice.
00:43:36I don't care.
00:43:37See how that spark in there?
00:43:38Got it?
00:43:40How's that?
00:43:41What's that doing?
00:43:42Earl, I want your wipers to run.
00:43:45Must be a 94.
00:43:46Touch the wrong one.
00:43:49How's that?
00:43:52What's that?
00:43:53What the hell?
00:43:55Turn it off!
00:43:56Turn it off!
00:43:57Oh, come on.
00:43:58Somebody's back in that trailer.
00:44:00Let's take a look.
00:44:01I'll take it off.
00:44:15Andy, look out!
00:44:18Move!
00:44:19Move!
00:44:20Move!
00:44:21Move!
00:44:22Move!
00:44:23Move!
00:44:24Move!
00:44:25Move!
00:44:26Move!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Shh!
00:44:31Do it!
00:44:32Yeah!
00:44:33Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:44:34Move!
00:44:35Move!
00:44:37Oh, shit!
00:45:07Hank, that's the second time in 20 minutes you landed us in some shit.
00:45:24Hey!
00:45:27You messing with Earl and Hank?
00:45:30What the problem is?
00:45:32I know what the hell is in these boxes.
00:45:35All right!
00:45:37Ow!
00:45:38Oh, steaks!
00:45:40Ow!
00:45:42Ow!
00:45:43Oh, damn!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Damn!
00:45:50Looks like Christmas.
00:45:52Except for these fish guts and orange peels.
00:45:55Please be guns.
00:45:57Please be guns.
00:45:59What the hell is that?
00:46:02This is a beer cake.
00:46:07Doesn't make any sense.
00:46:09Makes a lot of sense when you put together all the pieces.
00:46:12What pieces?
00:46:14It's obvious.
00:46:16The CIA that's smuggling alcohol into the inner city in an effort to further subjugate the black man.
00:46:22Hey, do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?
00:46:27Well, I'm never really sure until I'm finished talking.
00:46:32You think they're all kegs?
00:46:37Yeah.
00:46:38Nash.
00:46:39You got a problem.
00:46:42Well, what we have here appears to be your average garden variety $22 deposit beer keg, but it's way too light.
00:46:50Must be a light beer.
00:46:52Yeah, way too light.
00:46:53Couldn't be a pound and a half.
00:46:55Let's take a peek inside, huh?
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00She's empty, all right.
00:47:03You think maybe there's a double wall?
00:47:05Something stashed in between?
00:47:06Happy to take a look.
00:47:08Put on the glasses, boys, or you will go blind.
00:47:18This torch burns at 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:47:22So let's slice open this can of pieces.
00:47:27Incredible.
00:47:29She's cold as ice.
00:47:35Oh, gorgeous.
00:47:38Why don't you and the keg get a room?
00:47:41Gentlemen, what we have here is an Area 51 high-tech aerospace alloy.
00:47:46Weighs next to nothing, disperses heat instantaneously, and is resistant to almost any force in man or nature.
00:47:53Well, is it worth anything?
00:47:55Yeah, millions!
00:47:57Which is exactly why I want you two to take this thing and get the hell out of my shop.
00:48:03Personally, I don't feel like dying right now.
00:48:05And this is exactly the kind of shit people get killed over.
00:48:10Thanks.
00:48:15Stash the van here until we find out what's what.
00:48:30Whose garage is this?
00:48:32This guy, no.
00:48:33Doesn't matter.
00:48:34Nah, nah.
00:48:35This ain't no guy garage.
00:48:37Ain't a power tool in here.
00:48:38Let's go.
00:48:39Hank, this box up here got your name on it.
00:48:42This wouldn't happen to be your girlfriend's house, would it?
00:48:45Hey, Earl.
00:48:46Could you do me a favor?
00:48:47Could you stay out of my business?
00:48:48Oh, well, looky, looky, looky.
00:48:50Looks like somebody got this, huh?
00:48:53All right, let me guess, Hank.
00:48:55Uh, your girl left because you beat the shit out of her.
00:48:59No, uh, ironically, she left me because, uh, I was convicted of beating the shit out of somebody else.
00:49:06Only one?
00:49:08Man, go ahead with that, man.
00:49:10Look, Hank, I'm just saying, man.
00:49:12Suppose that what your attitude is all about?
00:49:15Huh?
00:49:16Hank, you ain't getting no loving?
00:49:18Hey, man, I'll be happy to go back in there and straighten this whole mess out for you.
00:49:22No, thanks.
00:49:23I think you've done enough.
00:49:24No, no, I'm serious, Hank.
00:49:25I want to do it, man.
00:49:26Earl Montgomery is a love maker, not a love taker.
00:49:30Wait a second.
00:49:31Let me get this straight.
00:49:32You're telling me you go in there and tell Denise that I never harassed you and that I went to jail for no reason?
00:49:38Absolutely.
00:49:40But you and I both know you got exactly what you deserve.
00:49:45Denise!
00:49:47They don't think we breaking in.
00:49:50She's not home.
00:49:53Oh, damn.
00:49:57Denise got one fine looking maid.
00:50:00Excuse me?
00:50:01Earl.
00:50:02Who is Denise?
00:50:05What do you want, Hank?
00:50:10I don't want to talk.
00:50:12You want to talk?
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Or you want to lie?
00:50:15Because there's a difference, you know.
00:50:16I've always been honest with you, Denise.
00:50:18Of course you were.
00:50:19You just forgot to tell me you were beating up black men on your lunch hour.
00:50:22Oh, snap.
00:50:23She's witty.
00:50:24Yeah, yeah.
00:50:25She most definitely got that pan.
00:50:27Can you be quiet for a minute?
00:50:29Thanks.
00:50:30I told you.
00:50:31I know, I know, I know.
00:50:32The bumblebee did it.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34You lied to me, Henry.
00:50:35Lies, lies.
00:50:36Lies, lies.
00:50:37Lies just compound lies.
00:50:39You know?
00:50:40But you're saying the same thing.
00:50:41Do your thing.
00:50:42I didn't beat anybody, okay?
00:50:44And I can prove it.
00:50:45This is the man that I was accused of assaulting.
00:50:49Okay, Earl.
00:50:51Hi.
00:50:52You got something you want to say?
00:50:54Oh, yeah.
00:50:56She's black.
00:50:57You never told me she was black.
00:51:00Did I?
00:51:01Or did I not assault you?
00:51:03Oh, he beat the hell out of me, man.
00:51:06What?
00:51:07Look, I'm not gonna lie to the sister.
00:51:08You...
00:51:09No, you're...
00:51:10You son of a bitch!
00:51:11Get off!
00:51:12I'm not getting off!
00:51:13Get out!
00:51:14Get out!
00:51:15Get out!
00:51:16Just get out!
00:51:17Henry, get out!
00:51:18You two, get out!
00:51:19I bet...
00:51:20Get!
00:51:21I'm...
00:51:22I bet...
00:51:23The violence might kick off our damn!
00:51:25Get out!
00:51:28Listen, man.
00:51:29Why are you all salty at me, man?
00:51:31Aw, look.
00:51:32Can't kill that noise, man.
00:51:34Listen.
00:51:35It's not my fault, okay?
00:51:37You told me she was white.
00:51:38I did not.
00:51:39Well, you didn't tell me she was black,
00:51:40so that's the same thing.
00:51:41What difference does it make?
00:51:42Makes a big difference.
00:51:43Look, if I had lied and told her that you didn't beat me up,
00:51:47I'd be condoning interracial relationships,
00:51:50which is something I do not condone.
00:51:52Okay, that's it.
00:51:53If you're not out of my face in three seconds...
00:51:55Whoa!
00:51:56Now, you don't wanna be...
00:51:57be threatening your partner.
00:51:59I am not your partner!
00:52:02I had a partner!
00:52:03I would've taken a bullet for him!
00:52:05You, I'm having a hard time not shooting!
00:52:08All right, hold on.
00:52:09Now, that's it.
00:52:10Now I'm upset.
00:52:11If you try to leave,
00:52:12I'm gonna put your ass under citizen's arrest, okay?
00:52:15And you and I both know
00:52:16you are in direct violation
00:52:18of a legal binding restraining order.
00:52:20You have something in your teeth.
00:52:21Where? Hell?
00:52:22Oh, yeah.
00:52:26Now you can tell people I hit you.
00:52:28Nah, bump that.
00:52:30You ain't giving.
00:52:31Momma didn't beat it.
00:52:32Oh, bump that.
00:52:33Everybody saying this and that.
00:52:35Like, bad thing that.
00:52:36Happy spitting on them tracks.
00:52:38Like, bump that.
00:52:39Yeah!
00:52:47Hi.
00:52:48Uh, 78, Plymouth, Alari, 10.
00:52:49Can I have your driver's license?
00:52:50Yep.
00:53:01You, are you kidding me?
00:53:03I got something in my teeth?
00:53:05I'll tell you what it was, Hank.
00:53:07Trust.
00:53:08And now it's gone.
00:53:09Earl!
00:53:10What, what do I have to do, huh?
00:53:12Hey, I just came here to get back Earl Jr.
00:53:14Okay, I don't go nowhere without my baby.
00:53:16So why don't you get your jalopy,
00:53:18and we both go our separate ways.
00:53:20Hey, that's my car right over there.
00:53:21Do you think I could just have the keys and...
00:53:23We're just trying to locate your paperwork, sir.
00:53:25Lookie, lookie, lookie.
00:53:27What do we have here?
00:53:29How you doing, Miss Dollar?
00:53:31Fine.
00:53:33Oh, yes, you are.
00:53:35You got a pair of handcuffs on Yakima.
00:53:38You hitting on her?
00:53:40Uh, yeah.
00:53:41But it's all that crap about interracial couples.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:50I am firmly and belligerently
00:53:53against any interracial couple
00:53:55when the man is white.
00:54:00Darling, can I interest you in a stick of gum?
00:54:06You know they say five out of five dinners
00:54:09recommending this shit?
00:54:12Thanks.
00:54:14Get your stuff out of my car
00:54:17and get the hell out of here!
00:54:27Miss Darling, what do I have to do
00:54:29to get my car out of here?
00:54:31Would you please just be patient?
00:54:33I appreciate it.
00:54:45Freeze!
00:54:46On the ground!
00:54:47Now!
00:54:50My God.
00:54:57Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:54:58Keep up!
00:55:00Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:55:01I am!
00:55:02No!
00:55:03Don't give up!
00:55:04Get in!
00:55:06Hey, Freak!
00:55:14Know what I'm doing?
00:55:15Stealing a police car!
00:55:17I'm saving your ass!
00:55:19Yet again!
00:55:20Despite the fact that you struck me!
00:55:22Yet again!
00:55:23Okay, sorry!
00:55:24Thank you!
00:55:25Oh!
00:55:26God!
00:55:28Apology accepted!
00:55:29Okay!
00:55:30We're even!
00:55:31Go, go, go!
00:55:32Don't hit me no damn one!
00:55:33Go, go, go!
00:55:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:55:44Forklift!
00:55:45Forklift my side!
00:55:46Forklift!
00:55:47I got him!
00:55:51You got it!
00:55:52Watch out!
00:55:53Watch out!
00:55:54Watch out!
00:56:03Get in!
00:56:04Get in!
00:56:05Get in!
00:56:06Hey!
00:56:07Get in!
00:56:08Get in!
00:56:09Get in!
00:56:10Get in!
00:56:11Get in!
00:56:12Get in!
00:56:13Get in!
00:56:14Get in!
00:56:15Get in!
00:56:16Get in!
00:56:17Come to think of it!
00:56:18You hit me and I didn't kill you!
00:56:21I'm letting you live!
00:56:22Saving your ass!
00:56:24Oh, I'm going straight to heaven!
00:56:25You bet!
00:56:26Chill, Hank!
00:56:27I'm blessed!
00:56:28What did you do this time, Hank?
00:56:29I don't know.
00:56:30I'm finding out.
00:56:31You know, for a count, you sure get in a hell of a lot of trouble.
00:56:46Yeah, yeah.
00:56:49Turn.
00:56:50Turn, turn, turn!
00:56:55Hey, Chopper, turn here!
00:56:56Turn here!
00:56:57Turn!
00:57:04Always love the car wash, man.
00:57:07White foamy water over you.
00:57:09Brushes waving in the breeze.
00:57:11When you're a kid in the ghetto, that's like going to Hawaii.
00:57:16Yeah, they got an APB out on both of us.
00:57:18Both of us?
00:57:19What the hell did I do?
00:57:20We both wanted for the shootout on the Vincent Thomas Bridge.
00:57:23Yeah, well, that's fair.
00:57:24No, that doesn't make any sense.
00:57:26I mean, how did the cops know when we were on the bridge?
00:57:29The only people who could have ID'd us were the guys in the truck, and they're not going to call it in.
00:57:33Well, maybe someone on the inside put out an APB to locate us.
00:57:37Never talking about dirty cops.
00:57:38What you doing?
00:57:39Running the numbers on the van.
00:57:40No, plates are phony.
00:57:41Damn it!
00:57:42Check the van.
00:57:43What?
00:57:44I thought they were all scratched off.
00:57:45Not underneath.
00:57:46I pulled it when I was wiring the van.
00:57:47Bingo.
00:57:48Address.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50Hold on.
00:57:51They tracked us.
00:57:52Stitch the car!
00:57:53We need a car!
00:57:54Yeah, yeah.
00:57:55Hey, hey!
00:57:56Hey, hey!
00:57:57Hey, can you pull it?
00:57:58No, not underneath.
00:57:59I pulled it when I was wiring the van.
00:58:00Bingo.
00:58:01Address.
00:58:02Stolen police vehicle.
00:58:03Okay.
00:58:04Hold on.
00:58:05They tracked us.
00:58:06We need a car.
00:58:07Yeah, yeah.
00:58:08Hey, hey!
00:58:09Hey, hey!
00:58:10Hey, can you pull over here?
00:58:11Oh, God!
00:58:12Use the badge.
00:58:13What?
00:58:14Use the badge!
00:58:15Yeah!
00:58:16No!
00:58:17That's no security!
00:58:18I'm commandeering this vehicle.
00:58:19Let me go.
00:58:20No!
00:58:21No!
00:58:22No!
00:58:23No!
00:58:24No!
00:58:25No!
00:58:26No!
00:58:27No!
00:58:28No!
00:58:29No!
00:58:30No!
00:58:31No!
00:58:32No!
00:58:33No!
00:58:34No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:36Let me see that badge.
00:58:37Wait, just step out of the car, ma'am.
00:58:38Don't you raise your voice at me!
00:58:40Get out of the damn car!
00:58:42Didn't your mama teach you any manners?
00:58:45At least, you can ask me nicely!
00:58:53You call us commandeering a car?
00:58:55You want to shut the hell up?
00:58:56Don't be using that language in my car.
00:58:59Sorry.
00:59:00Now, I got no problem giving you boys a ride.
00:59:04But I don't take kindly to being told to get out of my car.
00:59:08No, sir, I surely do not.
00:59:11Warrant.
00:59:13A warrant.
00:59:15Look, they must have had a warrant to raid the warehouse.
00:59:18Dirty cop had to have access to it and send his boys in first.
00:59:21Same thing must have happened at the storage place.
00:59:24So who's the leak?
00:59:25I don't know.
00:59:26APBs go through watch commander.
00:59:29Washington?
00:59:30Ain't that how it always is?
00:59:31What?
00:59:32You have absolutely nothing to go on.
00:59:34And already you blaming the black man?
00:59:36I'm just throwing names out.
00:59:38I'll tell you how to find a dirty cop.
00:59:40Pick up the phone and call the police station.
00:59:43Don't really matter who answers.
00:59:58What you gonna say?
01:00:00Thanks.
01:00:00Okay, you boys behave now.
01:00:05No question.
01:00:06Take care.
01:00:08I think I should have gotten her number.
01:00:10Definitely.
01:00:11She's very nice.
01:00:12I thought so, too.
01:00:15Is this the place?
01:00:17Stay cool.
01:00:18Can you pick this?
01:00:24What?
01:00:25Just because I'm a black man.
01:00:27I...
01:00:27What?
01:00:28Oh, my God.
01:00:29You were doing good.
01:00:31Why you said this...
01:00:33What's all that?
01:00:33All black people don't do that?
01:00:35Look, man, just let it...
01:00:36Can you pick the lock or not?
01:00:39Not without my shoe.
01:00:40Hey, hey.
01:00:42Come on.
01:00:45This is great.
01:00:47Real stakeout.
01:00:49My whole life, man, I want to be a cop.
01:00:52Ever since I was a kid watching Quincy on TV.
01:00:55Quincy was a medical examiner.
01:00:56Oh, I guess in the projects, we didn't get real good reception.
01:01:05Hey, man, this is boring.
01:01:07How long we been here?
01:01:13Coming up on 12 minutes.
01:01:16Where the hell are these people?
01:01:17Earl, this is a stakeout.
01:01:19We could be sitting here for hours.
01:01:21No wonder the cops are so fat.
01:01:23What?
01:01:25Ah, shoot.
01:01:28Hey, whatever happened to Charlie?
01:01:35If you don't mind, I'd just rather not talk about it.
01:01:40You sure?
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:43You know, they shot him right in front of me, man.
01:02:01I couldn't do a damn thing about it.
01:02:07I'm sorry to hear that, man.
01:02:09Who did it?
01:02:11Guys we're looking for.
01:02:13So that's why this is personal.
01:02:20Look at this straight.
01:02:22Your partner got killed.
01:02:24You lost your job.
01:02:26You got thrown in jail.
01:02:27Your girlfriend walked.
01:02:30And now you're a security guard making $182 a week.
01:02:35You know what you are, Hank?
01:02:38You're a black man.
01:02:39You got to think about it, all right?
01:02:49Glad to see you laugh, man.
01:02:52Now how long have we been here?
01:02:54Oh, come on.
01:02:56Coming up on 13 minutes.
01:02:59I got to get something to eat, man.
01:03:00Carl!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, what are you doing?
01:03:34No, Earl.
01:03:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:46Hey, Earl.
01:03:53Hey, Earl.
01:03:54Hey, Earl.
01:03:57He's always early.
01:04:01He's always late.
01:04:07Damn it.
01:04:12Call me back.
01:04:21They were spotted at the police impound yard.
01:04:25Get them, we got the good smoke zone.
01:04:32He doesn't look like a jury.
01:04:36You pain in the ass!
01:04:39You pain in the ass!
01:04:44You pain in the ass!
01:04:48You pain in the ass!
01:04:52Ow!
01:04:57You okay?
01:05:10Hell no.
01:05:11I ain't okay, man.
01:05:12I've been shot.
01:05:14I ain't shot.
01:05:17Tim, how do you know?
01:05:19Tattoo?
01:05:20Son of a bitch!
01:05:25Pardon me.
01:05:29Go get him.
01:05:31Hey.
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:33You get him?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Come on.
01:05:36I ain't gonna make it, eh?
01:05:38I'm cold, man.
01:05:39I'm cold all over.
01:05:41I'm starting to see a white light.
01:05:45Aw, damn!
01:05:46Even the light is white.
01:05:47Come on!
01:05:48You got hit in the legs, Sally.
01:05:49Let's go!
01:05:50Uh-huh.
01:05:51Yo, don't fight.
01:05:53You get him?
01:05:54Hey.
01:05:55You get him?
01:05:58You get him?
01:05:59No.
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01I ain't gonna make it, eh?
01:06:02I'm cold, man.
01:06:03I'm cold all over.
01:06:06I'm starting to see a white light!
01:06:07Aw, damn!
01:06:08Even the light is white!
01:06:10Come on!
01:06:11Get hit in the legs, Sally.
01:06:12Let's go.
01:06:13Let's go!
01:06:14Uh-huh.
01:06:15Don't bounce!
01:06:16Don't bounce!
01:06:17You gotta help me a little.
01:06:18You're bouncing!
01:06:19Here are the legs!
01:06:20Hey!
01:06:21Hey!
01:06:22Hey!
01:06:23Hey!
01:06:24Hey, Dan!
01:06:25Hey!
01:06:26Hey!
01:06:27Hey!
01:06:28I thought I told you.
01:06:30I've been shot!
01:06:31You shot him now?
01:06:32No.
01:06:33What happened?
01:06:34Look, it's a long story, but you gotta trust us.
01:06:36We didn't do anything wrong or illegal.
01:06:38So then take him to a hospital.
01:06:39No!
01:06:40We can't!
01:06:41Because the cops are looking for us.
01:06:42What?
01:06:43It's complicated!
01:06:44Look, Denise.
01:06:45I understand you're a nurse, right?
01:06:47I'm bleeding out here.
01:06:48Now y'all can bicker later.
01:06:49Come on.
01:06:50Come in.
01:06:51Uh...
01:06:52All right.
01:06:53There we go.
01:06:54All right.
01:06:55Sorry.
01:06:56Uh...
01:06:57Uh...
01:06:58Uh...
01:06:59Uh...
01:07:00Okay, take off your pants.
01:07:01Huh?
01:07:02Take off your pants.
01:07:03Uh...
01:07:04Uh...
01:07:05Uh...
01:07:06Uh...
01:07:07Earl.
01:07:08You're not wearing any underwear.
01:07:10I don't like to wear drawers, okay?
01:07:12It makes me feel constricted.
01:07:14So does Diane.
01:07:15Now hurry up, Hank.
01:07:16Come on.
01:07:17Get your towel.
01:07:18Better make it a beach towel.
01:07:19It's not that big.
01:07:21It ain't small.
01:07:22Oh, thank you, Denise.
01:07:24That was very sweet of you.
01:07:26Uh...
01:07:27Come on.
01:07:28All right.
01:07:29We need you to keep pressure on the wound.
01:07:30Uh-huh.
01:07:31All right.
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:33Bend over the chair and hike up the towel.
01:07:35What?
01:07:36I'm not like that, man.
01:07:37Do it!
01:07:38Oh.
01:07:39Oh.
01:07:40Well, just say that, Hank.
01:07:41Thought you was trying to get a free ass shot.
01:07:44Come on, Denise.
01:07:45Now, come on.
01:07:46Now, tell me the truth.
01:07:47Earl.
01:07:48There's no bullet in you.
01:07:49It went through...
01:07:50Threw the bone out the other side?
01:07:52It barely touched you.
01:07:54It's a scratch.
01:07:56And Denise, you think I'm gonna need stitches?
01:07:58Yes.
01:07:59I knew it.
01:08:00I knew it.
01:08:03Well...
01:08:04Yeah, I just...
01:08:05Oh!
01:08:06Whoa!
01:08:07You know what?
01:08:08What?
01:08:09I let it heal naturally.
01:08:10Oh, yeah.
01:08:11Yeah, that's right.
01:08:14Oh, no!
01:08:15Oh!
01:08:16No, no, no.
01:08:17Don't move, Pete!
01:08:18Don't move!
01:08:19Don't move!
01:08:20Death from above!
01:08:21No!
01:08:22Switch it out!
01:08:23No!
01:08:25Death from above!
01:08:26Oh, man.
01:08:27Oh.
01:08:30Is it safe?
01:08:33Not for you, Ani.
01:08:34I can't believe your girl can go off like that.
01:08:39She is harder than you do.
01:08:41Yeah.
01:08:42This is it.
01:08:43We're in a yacht club.
01:08:44This is where the call came from.
01:08:45Are we gonna get in?
01:08:47Are we gonna get in?
01:09:02Split up.
01:09:04Excuse me.
01:09:05I want to get that one.
01:09:06Oh, that looks interesting.
01:09:08What is it?
01:09:09I don't know.
01:09:10But it smells like ass.
01:09:11I don't recognize anyone.
01:09:12It's so damn white in here.
01:09:13My pupils haven't adjusted yet.
01:09:14Hey.
01:09:15Hey, look.
01:09:16That's him.
01:09:17Son of a bitch.
01:09:18What do you know?
01:09:19It's the white guy.
01:09:20It's the white guy.
01:09:21It's a sad day in Caucasian history.
01:09:23No, no.
01:09:24No, no.
01:09:25No.
01:09:26I don't recognize anyone.
01:09:27You're so damn white in here.
01:09:28No.
01:09:29My pupils haven't adjusted yet.
01:09:30Yeah.
01:09:31Hey, look.
01:09:32It's him.
01:09:33Son of a bitch.
01:09:34Why do you know?
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36That's him.
01:09:37Son of a bitch.
01:09:38What do you know?
01:09:43It's the white guy.
01:09:45Sad day in Caucasian history.
01:10:08Where the hell until you've been?
01:10:11Jimmy Buffett's in town. Come on.
01:10:17Got five minutes. It better be good.
01:10:19Can I get a chip?
01:10:20No.
01:10:21You've got a leak and we know who it is.
01:10:23Now can I get a chip?
01:10:25No.
01:10:26It's McDuff.
01:10:29I assume you have some proof.
01:10:31Yeah. We've been tracking them knuckleheads who hit my warehouse.
01:10:34The same guys who killed Charlie.
01:10:36Letters write to McDuff.
01:10:37That's all very interesting, but do you have any actual evidence?
01:10:40No.
01:10:41No.
01:10:42But we got what he wants.
01:10:43And what's that?
01:10:44The goods from the CIA heist.
01:10:46You got the CIA goods?
01:10:48Wait a minute.
01:10:49It was really CIA?
01:10:51Krupp's International Aerospace.
01:10:54What CIA did you think I was talking about?
01:10:57Would you tell him, please?
01:10:59A year ago, over $7 million in niobium-coated atomic alloy was stolen out of Krupp's.
01:11:05And to smuggle it out of the country, they had to melt it down and recast as beer kegs.
01:11:09Feds tipped us off, our leak beat us to the punch.
01:11:12That's right.
01:11:13McDuff.
01:11:14Offer to sell him back his stuff or hit bite.
01:11:16If he's dirty.
01:11:17If he's dirty.
01:11:18Oh, he's dirty.
01:11:19Now give the man a chip.
01:11:24I appreciate you trying to get me a chip.
01:11:34But thinking that I was talking about the actual CIA?
01:11:37Yeah.
01:11:38Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
01:11:40Hey, McDuff.
01:11:42It's your buddies, Hank and Earl.
01:11:44What's up, doll?
01:11:45Look, we got something that you want.
01:11:47I don't know what you're talking about.
01:11:49We're talking beer kegs, bitch!
01:11:52You two are wanted felons.
01:11:54Look, Frank, save it.
01:11:55We know you're dirty.
01:11:56Listen to me.
01:11:57No, you listen to me.
01:11:58Look, I don't know who you're selling these things to.
01:12:00I don't really care.
01:12:01All we want is a piece of the pie.
01:12:03Say a million dollars worth.
01:12:06We're talking six zeros, chump.
01:12:08So what's your plan?
01:12:09Meet us tomorrow morning, 7 a.m.
01:12:11The old fort, Luna Point.
01:12:34How'd you find this place?
01:12:36I did a couple nights security watching some construction equipment.
01:12:40It was perfect for us, though.
01:12:43Huh?
01:12:44How many boys Washington got?
01:12:45Uh, I don't know.
01:12:46Uh, I see a five or so.
01:12:51Shit.
01:12:58It's starting to feel all tingly and shit.
01:13:01Yeah.
01:13:07I thought I shot you once already.
01:13:09You're a tough little monkey, aren't you?
01:13:13You into monkey jokes, huh?
01:13:15Didn't your mama teach you some manners when you were humping her?
01:13:19You bring the metal, Hank?
01:13:21You bring the money, Frank?
01:13:23We'll see about that when I see the kegs.
01:13:25You know what?
01:13:26Let's just forget about the money.
01:13:27I think we already got what we came for.
01:13:37I don't think you'll find them as helpful as you thought they'd be.
01:13:42You see, my men aren't actually members of the L.A. SWAT team.
01:13:46Where's Washington?
01:13:47Excellent question.
01:13:56Shit.
01:13:57Oh, man.
01:13:58The brothers in on it?
01:14:01He must have grew up in a white neighborhood.
01:14:04Guns.
01:14:05Scratch that.
01:14:07He's a real brother.
01:14:08Getting messed over just like the rest of us.
01:14:10Guns, gentlemen.
01:14:19Look, I...
01:14:20No, look.
01:14:21Sorry.
01:14:22No.
01:14:23No.
01:14:24Look, look.
01:14:25No, no, no, no, go!
01:14:26Let's go!
01:14:38Oh, she did get up here!
01:14:46Get in, get in, get in!
01:14:49I know a way out!
01:14:53There's a tunnel at the other end!
01:14:56What the hell happened?
01:14:57I don't know.
01:14:58They grab me after we talk.
01:14:59Get in your right, come on!
01:15:11Get to the other end!
01:15:17Whoa!
01:15:22Hey!
01:15:23Hey!
01:15:24Hey!
01:15:25Come on!
01:15:26No.
01:15:27Hey!
01:15:28Come on!
01:15:29Hey!
01:15:34All that dizzy!
01:15:51Go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:16:08Earl.
01:16:10What?
01:16:12Where's Hank?
01:16:13I don't know.
01:16:14Hank!
01:16:16Hank!
01:16:18Shit.
01:16:19I gotta go find him.
01:16:20Okay, go ahead.
01:16:21My foot's busted up.
01:16:22You gonna be okay?
01:16:26I'll be fine.
01:16:27Go!
01:16:50I'm gonna be fine.
01:16:51I'm gonna be fine.
01:16:52I'll be fine.
01:16:53I'll be fine.
01:16:54I'll be fine.
01:16:56I'll be fine.
01:16:59Oh, damn it!
01:17:03Oh no!
01:17:11Damn it!
01:17:25No!
01:17:29No!
01:17:33Oh no!
01:17:39Bastard!
01:17:53Son of a bitch!
01:17:55What?
01:17:57Oh no!
01:18:03Oh no!
01:18:05Oh no!
01:18:07Oh no!
01:18:09Oh no!
01:18:11Oh no!
01:18:13Oh no!
01:18:15Oh no!
01:18:17Oh no!
01:18:19Oh no!
01:18:21Oh no!
01:18:23Oh no!
01:18:25Oh no!
01:18:27Oh no!
01:18:29Oh no!
01:18:30Oh no!
01:18:31Oh no!
01:18:33Oh no!
01:18:35No!
01:18:53Hey, Nash! Catch!
01:18:55Who's the monkey now?
01:19:09Monkey!
01:19:14Oh, shit.
01:19:16Come on!
01:19:23Fuck!
01:19:25Sorry!
01:19:25Ah!
01:19:26Ah!
01:19:30Hey!
01:19:31Come on!
01:19:34Go, go, go, go, go!
01:19:53Yes!
01:19:54Yeah!
01:19:55Yeah!
01:19:56Yeah!
01:19:57Yeah!
01:19:58You the man!
01:20:00Oh, you are the man!
01:20:02You the man!
01:20:04Okay!
01:20:05I am the man!
01:20:07Yeah!
01:20:08Yeah!
01:20:09Yeah!
01:20:10Yeah!
01:20:11Yeah!
01:20:13Six months ago, these two men were locked in a conflict that shook our city.
01:20:18Today, they stand together as heroes.
01:20:20Gentlemen, thank you for your bravery and your selflessness.
01:20:22Welcome back to the force.
01:20:27Thanks.
01:20:28Welcome back to the force.
01:20:29Thanks.
01:20:30Earl, welcome to the LAPD.
01:20:34Thanks.
01:20:35Thanks.
01:20:36Earl, welcome to the LAPD.
01:20:44Thank you, sir.
01:20:45Oh!
01:20:46Oh!
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:50Oh!
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Congratulations.
01:20:53Yeah, thank you.
01:20:54Oh!
01:20:55You have to go!
01:20:56Oh!
01:20:57Oh!
01:20:58Oh!
01:21:00Oh!
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:02Oh!
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Oh!
01:21:05Girl!
01:21:06It's enough.
01:21:07Oh, he!
01:21:09Hey, check it out, 10 o'clock.
01:21:14Hello.
01:21:20Excuse me.
01:21:21Hey, you wanna step away from the vehicle, please?
01:21:23Hank, please, man, let me show you how this type of situation is properly handled.
01:21:29Excuse me, Mr. Civilian who has rights.
01:21:32Did you perhaps lock your keys in your vehicle?
01:21:35Yeah, I do it all the time. They're right there in the visor.
01:21:38Yep, yep, right there in the visor.
01:21:43Well, for my partner's peace of mind, would you please tell us the numbers on your license plate?
01:21:47Sure, 2CQN654.
01:21:50Is he right?
01:21:53Yeah.
01:21:55Allow me to assist you instead of beat you senseless like some cops would.
01:22:03Thank you, officer.
01:22:04You're very welcome. You have a good day, all right?
01:22:07I will, thanks.
01:22:08Hey, listen, man, not everyone's a criminal, remember?
01:22:11My car!
01:22:12No, wait, that's my car!
01:22:14Of course, it's always good to have a backup plan.
01:22:24I give up!
01:22:28Ma'am, you may re-procure your vehicle.
01:22:37You idiot!
01:22:38…
01:22:40…
01:22:41…
01:22:42…
01:22:43…
01:22:44…
01:22:45…
01:22:46Just get on down, just get on down, just get on down, just get on down.
01:23:16I don't know if I feel for Van Gogh and Apple juice, throw up a deuce, keep my hat banged to the left and ain't scared to act a fool, now what you gon' do, you better not speak and let's spoken to, cause I bust that shit out, dump that billy, out the back door, what it like, what it like, what it like, getting drunk off in it, do the shout like, no, no, shout, put that work in the mouth in the east, eat, wet, wet, put this look in your chest, cause I'm hood, got a, shotty got juice like a muck, hood of the hustlers and blood, shoppers back in the bricks and they wood, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:23:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:24:16I'ma get on mine, let your mind take course
01:24:19See I dip and I ride, switchin' the tires
01:24:21Whippin' the fire, 85 Chevy Sports
01:24:23See if you got 16, I will make that plinzay
01:24:26And I'm dressed like a dick boy
01:24:28And throwin' up on trizay
01:24:30D-style, master be the rainbow
01:24:32Flat souls, can't roll, what I'm saying, blow
01:24:34Clearwood, midway, snap, bingo
01:24:36Five, trap boys, got wrinkles
01:24:38My size, God damn, just get that
01:24:40We ride rock sales, you can bet that car is a cut list
01:24:43The single little must be let a dick know
01:24:44That his head, I'ma bust breakin', so slump
01:24:46Know what I'm talkin' by, more ride full of
01:24:48Spittin' Morgala, give him hell when I'm boss
01:24:50On a joke track, if it's 12, hit the fence
01:24:52Never look back, pick the hit close
01:24:54In the bimbo, got a boy, let him know I'm on the real boat
01:24:57If a broke out, let him slide those
01:24:59Two old rappers in East South
01:25:00North, North, South, South
01:25:02E, E, West, North, North, South
01:25:05South, E, E, West, North, North, South
01:25:09South, E, E, West, North, North, South
01:25:13We always be with
01:25:15Yeah y'all, some things don't change
01:25:17Rep CPG, road to my grade
01:25:19Where the boys get paid
01:25:20On a block, in the trap
01:25:21With a R-X, sir, to them Js
01:25:23My size, so slung
01:25:24Shout, it we riders, never run
01:25:26Shout, it's awful, how often
01:25:28We're off, you're all for talkin' dumb
01:25:30Shout, it's postin' apartments
01:25:31Pumpin' out
01:25:32With them D-boys, disturbing the peace
01:25:34South side, no field, rep in my hood
01:25:36If you think I, Alan, expect that you should
01:25:38Company D, scrap with the heat
01:25:40Cause when they kick off, your blood is gon' leak
01:25:42Oh, that kayak Creek ain't no getting regazzi
01:25:43Call him theron Pramos
01:25:45Cause we ain't praying
01:25:45North, South, South
01:25:47West, North, South
01:25:51West, North
01:25:53South, South
01:25:55West, North, South
01:25:58West, West
01:26:00West, North, South
01:26:06West, North, North
01:26:09South, East, West
01:26:11North, North, South, South, East, East, West, West.
01:26:41North, North, South, East, West.
01:27:11North, South, East, West.
01:27:41North, South, East, West.
01:28:11North, South, East.
01:28:13North, South, East.
01:28:15North, South, East.
01:28:17North, South, East.
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