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Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:28The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up
00:02:04or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:06from the group of Blake Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:18Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah.
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:00Whoa.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:14when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:22I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um, let's get you up.
00:04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:31What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:43You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had, and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:08Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:36Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:42and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:21After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:45Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noe.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:23Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:47So, what I say, goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:13Jules, look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:37Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:52What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:58I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43I'll work harder than I ever have.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:47Enough.
00:10:48And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:10:52Mia?
00:10:55Well, she better be gone by the time I'm...
00:10:59She really has you by the balls.
00:11:03Don't insult me.
00:11:05Or what?
00:11:06Because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:09Right.
00:11:11Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:12You're right.
00:11:13Read my lips.
00:11:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know?
00:11:19You can't just leave.
00:11:21How about this?
00:11:22This is so hot.
00:11:24This is so hot.
00:11:25I love it when you're ticklish.
00:11:27Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:30Does it look like she's drinking?
00:11:31Huh?
00:11:34Noah?
00:11:34You come over here.
00:11:36Now.
00:11:37Mia, why is Emma's...
00:11:42Just a hand job.
00:11:44You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:11:49Call in my lead and we'll talk about you keeping the job.
00:11:51Come on.
00:11:52What the fuck are you...
00:12:05You want your job back?
00:12:10Fuck me.
00:12:12You want your job back?
00:12:13You've got to earn it.
00:12:14Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:12:21Crazy.
00:12:22Crazy like a fox.
00:12:24Yeah, baby.
00:12:25Give it to me.
00:12:27You better give me my job back after this.
00:12:30I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:12:34Noah, come out right now.
00:12:40Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:12:42Oh, yeah.
00:12:43Oh, come on, baby.
00:12:45Show me what you got.
00:12:51Jules, hand me in.
00:12:51Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:06Yeah.
00:13:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:13:10You fucking bitch.
00:13:12You can't stay here.
00:13:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:13:15It isn't over.
00:13:17If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:13:22you're wrong.
00:13:24I'm going to make your life hell.
00:13:30Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:13:33You know what?
00:13:33I should thank you.
00:13:34Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:13:37Oh, wait.
00:13:38I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:13:42You know what?
00:13:42We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:46What about it?
00:13:46If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:13:53Now, if Jules breaks up with me, yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five
00:13:57and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:00You're on.
00:14:06Emmett, get out.
00:14:08Did I get my job back?
00:14:14Actually, you've been promoted.
00:14:18To be my new girlfriend.
00:14:21You're nuts.
00:14:23I'm not a hooker.
00:14:24Those aren't cheap.
00:14:26Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:14:28Well, I changed my mind.
00:14:30Now, I need $100,000.
00:14:33It'll be yours.
00:14:34It'll be yours.
00:14:38I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:14:43But until then, this money...
00:14:45Is enough to save my mom, my house, and my...
00:14:49I knew you were going to do it.
00:15:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:15:05Jules, you can't resist me.
00:15:11Alright.
00:15:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:15:23Rule number one.
00:15:25No boners.
00:15:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:15:30You got me...
00:15:30Just one.
00:15:34No feelings.
00:15:35I don't want things to get...
00:15:37Do you have any rules for me?
00:15:44Yeah, I do.
00:15:45No one touches you but me.
00:15:50You don't own me.
00:15:52Jules, I'm being serious.
00:15:55While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:15:59So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:16:03Don't get an ego about it.
00:16:05Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:16:06Oh, ugh.
00:16:07I'm not having dinner with her.
00:16:09There's a reason I left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:16:12Including...
00:16:13At least I didn't show your dick to the...
00:16:16Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:16:21This is my...
00:16:21I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:26Game on.
00:16:29Jason!
00:16:30Can we get some fucking service?
00:16:32Yes.
00:16:34Dinner...
00:16:35is served.
00:16:37Emmett?
00:16:45You wanna...
00:16:46Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:16:52Are you thirsty?
00:16:57Sure enough.
00:17:07Spilled a little.
00:17:24Spilled a little.
00:17:27Jules.
00:17:29I'm still thirsty.
00:17:30Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:17:46If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip of it.
00:17:52Choke on it.
00:17:54Don't touch me.
00:17:56Are you...
00:17:56You know that?
00:17:57Yeah, I know.
00:18:00Now you're going to strip for me?
00:18:02You're shivering.
00:18:04Come here.
00:18:27What are you doing here and where...
00:18:29Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last summer?
00:18:33I just came by to tell you how happy I am.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36She's also a huge bitch.
00:18:39People contain multitudes.
00:18:42Don't be scared of Mia.
00:18:43She's been jealous of...
00:18:44Still.
00:18:44I do, actually.
00:18:45I do, actually.
00:18:50What are you doing taking a shower
00:19:20you wish shows over pretty boy what's with this guy one minute he's ice
00:19:32cold rip your hair out let's give her something to stare at
00:19:48I'm not going maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:19:52should definitely let her know that that's not true to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:20:03everyone i've decided that it's time to take a vote everyone must decide or i do
00:20:10me would you be the driver a show for old people
00:20:13ew it's so boring i'm kidding
00:20:20what games and i have the red receipts to be set about all of you behind your back
00:20:25what anything about save it herf's right here i saved the best for last
00:20:32don't you want to know what jules said about you
00:20:37i bet you're dying
00:20:38dying back i think everyone should find out what jules really said about them
00:20:45oh emmett this one's about you emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat
00:20:52pussy they can i never said texts that she sent
00:20:58oh and this because this one's about you know she sent this to me after the first time you two
00:21:04lovebirds hooked up noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything
00:21:11him get about me i i can explain save your breath
00:21:22oh
00:21:22bitch
00:21:29you're so hard
00:21:30say that again with your shirt off
00:21:41you
00:21:51emmett you and duels are officially over no no no way dude like i'm just gonna distract myself
00:21:59screw around a little bit she'll come crawling back
00:22:04speak of the devil
00:22:05you hooked up
00:22:13fuck yeah you're fucked
00:22:16emmett stop did you post this
00:22:22jules did you post it
00:22:25i i don't know jules why would you take a video of us having sex and post jules it's a little hard
00:22:30to trust you when my dick is on everybody's
00:22:32great you just blew it with us none of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:22:39you're a skank so
00:22:48help help
00:22:50you saved me
00:23:07that feels better doesn't it
00:23:11and now since i saved you maybe you can make me feel better
00:23:15emmett
00:23:18don't even think about it go on jules tell your boyfriend how i saved you
00:23:23jules tell him to leave we have to talk
00:23:28emmett thank you for saving me but i got it from here
00:23:31jules what the fuck was that i can explain everything good explain now
00:23:46you're a hottie you know that takes one to know one remember don't tell anybody about this okay
00:24:00you're right we shouldn't tell anyone
00:24:02trust me we won't stay secret for long
00:24:11i couldn't keep you
00:24:11omg omg i finally hooked up with noah
00:24:24earth how could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate
00:24:28you don't know him like i do if you saw him naked you'd understand but you hated that guy
00:24:35noah is arrogant cocky and probably needs to be in therapy he and emmett are the perfect matches
00:24:40roommates
00:24:42more than i ever liked anyone
00:24:44that mia said to me except for the one about you i called you arrogant and cocky that's true
00:25:03is that true
00:25:07it's true
00:25:08i like supposed to trust you
00:25:10i mean really it checks from your phone so that way i could know that they're like two jewels
00:25:16i really did
00:25:20uh
00:25:21to what bone
00:25:24they're just doing this to make me mad
00:25:26it's like they're obsessed with me
00:25:29i don't think they remember
00:25:33the rules of the game are small you take a hit of the baby
00:25:40it's like that
00:25:46my turn
00:25:57no smoke looks like we have to kiss
00:26:05rude
00:26:10if you want to really piss me off
00:26:19kiss me like
00:26:21get off
00:26:23dude i took a virginity
00:26:26what's a little peck
00:26:27remember that six pack you bought me for doing
00:26:30hey jules
00:26:34jules
00:26:35i knew that you guys were hooking up
00:26:37alright but that was well before i had
00:26:39you have feelings for me
00:26:40how before i had feelings for you
00:26:43you have feelings for me
00:26:45yeah i have all the feelings
00:26:48confusion frustration
00:26:50blind rage
00:26:51yeah but you know what sometimes jules
00:26:54sometimes you make me really happy
00:26:56look i know
00:26:58that you're hurt
00:26:59i broke your trust and when that video was leaked
00:27:03my i would do anything
00:27:04to try again
00:27:05do you want to get back together
00:27:08you said no feelings
00:27:11so tell me you want to be with me
00:27:14tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract
00:27:17tell me you want to do this for real
00:27:18tell me that you want to give up
00:27:20the money
00:27:21survive the ring of fire
00:27:28ew
00:27:29why is he
00:27:30i didn't know she was poor
00:27:32after her dad died of cancer
00:27:34and the only reason why i know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to
00:27:40maybe we should take jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:27:43she's poor
00:27:44spending money
00:27:45great idea you should go do that right now
00:27:46yes
00:27:50if i don't get the money
00:27:56i'll lose everything
00:27:57what do you mean
00:27:58i mean
00:28:00i mean
00:28:01mia and i want to take you shopping
00:28:02i don't want to go shopping with mia but i really don't want to lie to noah and tell him i don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:28:11the girls go shopping saturdays are for the boys and the lehman internship dude the lehman it was tailored for sigmas like me
00:28:26if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in
00:28:40oh my god it's gorgeous
00:28:43i'm gonna go try this
00:28:47ordered the wrong size
00:28:49uh no i used the measurements that you gave me
00:28:52no you didn't that's impossible it doesn't fit
00:28:55maybe the zipper's stuck
00:28:57what are you doing
00:28:59i'm shopping
00:29:01do you not remember me
00:29:03i used to be in here all the time
00:29:05oh she can't afford this place anymore she can only shop at thrift stores
00:29:09but what mia says goes
00:29:11so your money's no good here
00:29:13you know what
00:29:15you're right
00:29:16i have
00:29:17that's it
00:29:19you're out
00:29:20oh mr allen
00:29:22excuse me
00:29:23i'm just gonna take out the trash
00:29:25trash
00:29:26yeah
00:29:27dand in this boutique
00:29:30see this car
00:29:33has no spending limit
00:29:36and i would like to try this dress on first
00:29:39no way this is mine
00:29:40oh are you gonna purchase it
00:29:42no not with this janky little zipper
00:29:45great let's try it on jules
00:29:47what do you think
00:29:57of course
00:30:01only one problem with this dress
00:30:05is it
00:30:06you know what
00:30:07you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:30:15put the dress on my card
00:30:19excuse me um
00:30:20i am missing a very
00:30:22i bet she stole it
00:30:23i would never
00:30:25then dump out your bag and prove it
00:30:30fine
00:30:31whatever mia
00:30:35see
00:30:37told ya
00:30:39i don't know how that got there
00:30:55well she stole it
00:30:57and i believe that five hundred dollars is a felony
00:31:02call the police
00:31:04don't call the police
00:31:06this is all my fault
00:31:08no it's not
00:31:09yes it is
00:31:11i wanted to surprise you so i put the necklace in your purse
00:31:15but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:31:17you can't do this
00:31:19it's a waste of money
00:31:21neither of us want me to win
00:31:23dress
00:31:25put the necklace on my card as well
00:31:27please and thank you
00:31:28okay
00:31:29jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:31:43jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:31:46yeah jules was tired every night
00:31:47he slept begging for me
00:31:48he slept begging for me
00:31:55okay dude
00:31:56jules was mine first
00:31:57i dumped her
00:31:58okay
00:31:59it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:32:01jules broke up with you
00:32:03jules broke up with you so she could be with me
00:32:04jules broke up with you so she could be with me
00:32:07okay
00:32:08alright
00:32:09let's add some heat to her back
00:32:10yeah
00:32:12i get jules' panties off by the end of tonight
00:32:14you hand over the lehman internship
00:32:16and never come back to the summer house
00:32:18hmm
00:32:19fine
00:32:20and when you don't hook up with jules
00:32:21i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:32:23i don't even want you looking at her
00:32:26deal
00:32:31you better not make me go into that club alone
00:32:34jules you were looking so hot in that dress
00:32:44eat shit
00:32:45hey
00:32:48don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:32:51leave tonight unless it's with me
00:33:03here you go
00:33:04uh... i don't know
00:33:05jules
00:33:07you uh... you didn't answer my question
00:33:09because i think it sucks
00:33:11jules
00:33:12tell me that you want to be with me
00:33:15for real
00:33:16no contracts and no money
00:33:18okay
00:33:19have fun
00:33:20here
00:33:21entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:33:29you're on
00:33:36follow me
00:33:42okay
00:33:43well it's time for you to prove it
00:33:46everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:33:50tonight is a
00:33:51john
00:33:53the
00:33:54it's time for you to be with me
00:33:55i
00:33:58look
00:34:00like
00:34:01i
00:34:02see
00:34:03who
00:34:04is
00:34:05i
00:34:06am
00:34:07it
00:34:08is
00:34:09coming
00:34:10time
00:34:11come
00:34:12come
00:34:13come
00:34:15come
00:34:16come
00:34:17I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:34:21Thinking while you're laying on me, I disarray, sing around your back
00:34:26I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:34:30Thinking the diamonds and pearls, diamond to fight you, yeah
00:34:34You know me, wait, wait for that comeback, I ain't finished the kick inside
00:34:39Top that!
00:34:47You're the most beautiful girl here
00:35:17You cry, in the same old mistakes, I left you in the same way
00:35:26Oh, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now
00:35:33Yeah?
00:35:34I got you
00:35:36Of the lap dance contest is
00:35:42And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:35:48As the winner, you get to
00:35:51Get to deal with public property
00:35:53Jewels, wait
00:35:57You look upset
00:36:03What are you, my therapist?
00:36:08Fuck off
00:36:09No
00:36:09Jewels
00:36:11I have something that can make you feel better
00:36:14Come on, Jewels
00:36:17You wanna have some fun?
00:36:19Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:36:21Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:36:27Better play along
00:36:28Cheers
00:36:38All right
00:36:40Turn that shit around so you can grind on me
00:36:44Come on
00:36:44I'm gonna go change
00:36:45Destiny
00:36:50Have you seen Jewels?
00:36:52I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:36:54That little shit
00:36:56Move
00:36:58What do you think you're doing?
00:37:02Stop denying yourself
00:37:03Gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:37:06Oh
00:37:06I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:37:08Look
00:37:09Oh, shut up
00:37:10Oh, yeah, that's right
00:37:11Mom, for me
00:37:12I mean
00:37:12Tom, are you in there?
00:37:15Noah
00:37:16Help me
00:37:17Noah
00:37:21Help me
00:37:22Emmett
00:37:24Get off of her
00:37:26You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:37:30What's the big deal now, huh?
00:37:31Come on
00:37:33Emmett
00:37:35She doesn't want you
00:37:36What are you doing?
00:37:37She wants me so bad, dude
00:37:40Even if she won't say so
00:37:41Dude, I thought we were friends
00:37:46I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:37:48This asshole isn't worth it
00:37:51This asshole isn't worth it
00:37:51Hey!
00:38:07Keep
00:38:09Your
00:38:09Mia
00:38:13Stop
00:38:14Emmett
00:38:17Just tried to assault me
00:38:18Be so
00:38:18Looking up
00:38:19With me
00:38:20And
00:38:21You know what?
00:38:23He's coming back to the house with me
00:38:25Sit down
00:38:25Emmett
00:38:26If you ever come near the summer house again
00:38:29I
00:38:30Will
00:38:30Kill you
00:38:31Okay, Noah, let's go
00:38:32Let's go
00:38:33I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:38:56I
00:39:06Know what those pills could have been laced with
00:39:08Really
00:39:09You know
00:39:12This is fun
00:39:13And I've been saving it just for you
00:39:15Rocky Road
00:39:21How are you capable of being an asshole
00:39:24Even when you're trying to be nice
00:39:26I'm not an asshole
00:39:28No
00:39:29You're the king of assholes
00:39:31You know
00:39:33I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:39:36Makes me the king of assholes
00:39:37But
00:39:37Whatever
00:39:39I gotta show you something
00:39:45Mia to make you jealous
00:39:52It worked
00:39:59I've wanted you all somewhere
00:40:11Stop waiting
00:40:13Mom
00:40:13I need you
00:40:16Now
00:40:17What if somebody sees
00:40:23Everybody's at the club
00:40:25I'm taking you upstairs
00:40:28Hi
00:40:30This is Alan
00:40:31It's Mia
00:40:33Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
00:40:46Um, and we would just love it if you were here for it
00:41:04Okay, bye
00:41:06Okay, bye
00:41:07Hey, sleepy little
00:41:15What are you doing up so early?
00:41:18I thought I wore you out last night
00:41:20I'm ready for another round
00:41:22Hey, can you knock?
00:41:25Can you put your boner away?
00:41:26Get up
00:41:28Get up
00:41:30Get up, get up, get up
00:41:31Hey, unless there's a fire
00:41:32I'm not getting up
00:41:32It's worse than a fire
00:41:34Mom's on the way
00:41:38And she can't see Jules
00:41:39You're fucking with me
00:41:47What's the big deal?
00:41:48Uh, there's the drugs
00:41:49And the mess
00:41:50And you
00:41:51What about me?
00:41:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut
00:41:53But, like, in a bad way
00:41:54Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:41:56And she blames you for the whole thing
00:41:58I need to get out of here
00:42:01I'll hide Jules
00:42:01I'll distract mom
00:42:02Yo, Jake
00:42:07Alright
00:42:07Get your brother
00:42:22Now
00:42:24Mommy!
00:42:31Wait!
00:42:31Noah!
00:42:33Uh
00:42:33My baby boy
00:42:36Mom, hi
00:42:38Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto
00:42:42To propose
00:42:44Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:42:49Because Noah wants to see you in the living room
00:42:51What is that slut doing here?
00:42:58You're the girl from the sex tape
00:43:00Get out of this house
00:43:02Mom
00:43:02Noah, a little help?
00:43:04Uh, mom
00:43:05Uh, this is to help
00:43:07For the summer
00:43:08Uh, yes
00:43:10It fills my heart with some mommy
00:43:13We need to tell
00:43:16You're marrying Mia now?
00:43:20I have no idea what got into her head
00:43:22I am so sorry, okay?
00:43:23But after dinner tonight
00:43:25I'm gonna explain everything to her
00:43:26Look, just play along for a couple
00:43:28My head hurts
00:43:37Can you make yourself useful and get
00:43:40Oh, thanks
00:43:41It's so hot here
00:43:56Hey, it didn't gift them
00:44:02She found them
00:44:03Should we call an ambulance?
00:44:04Oh, no fucking way, Jules
00:44:06She hates you already
00:44:08What is she gonna think
00:44:08When she finds out
00:44:09That you gave her drugs?
00:44:12Where did she
00:44:13Mom, get out of the pool
00:44:18No way
00:44:19It feels so good
00:44:21Oh, wait, no
00:44:24Help
00:44:27I'm drowning
00:44:28Mia, save me
00:44:31Oh, absolutely not
00:44:33I was wrong with you
00:44:58The girl like Mia
00:45:00I hope I was a good maid
00:45:09You know, maid
00:45:11Girlfriend, it doesn't matter
00:45:14No feelings
00:45:18I'd throw that contract away
00:45:24If it were up to me
00:45:25I'll tear it up right now
00:45:28I mean it
00:45:29I need that money
00:45:33More money
00:45:34More school debt
00:45:35If I don't get that money
00:45:37Then my mom will lose her house
00:45:39Really?
00:45:42When I started our relationship
00:45:44It was about the money
00:45:45But
00:45:45Now I can't make it real
00:45:48Because of that same money
00:45:49Come with me
00:45:55Tell me that you love me
00:46:03I don't think I can say it
00:46:07Let me take care of you
00:46:12It's the least you can do
00:46:14Fine
00:46:17And you don't have to tell me
00:46:19And you don't have to tell me
00:46:19That you love me
00:46:20Good morning, everyone
00:46:22Oh my god
00:46:23At least this little petty bitch
00:46:25Didn't kill you
00:46:26I was just leaving
00:46:29You're not leaving, Jules
00:46:30We need to talk about
00:46:32How you ruined my son's life
00:46:34After your little sex video
00:46:39Get out of my son's life forever
00:46:40But
00:46:42Saved me
00:46:43All I can say is
00:46:45Welcome to the family
00:46:48That was before you left me to drown
00:46:55I'm off to see my new boyfriend
00:46:57Ronaldo in Cancun
00:46:58Adios
00:47:01Bye, mom
00:47:03I'll figure out a way
00:47:09To break you two up
00:47:10Good luck with that
00:47:12I don't need luck
00:47:14I have a really big brain
00:47:17Brain
00:47:18There must be some
00:47:22Listen, I have something juicy for you
00:47:35Really?
00:47:39I don't like to read
00:47:40It's a contract
00:47:42Between Jules and Noah
00:47:43They're faking their entire relationship
00:47:46So he can get that
00:47:46Reading
00:47:46Oh, great
00:47:49You finally figured it out
00:47:50Good boy
00:47:51I think it's time for you to cheat, too
00:47:54This was summer vacation
00:48:00I know
00:48:01I know
00:48:02But
00:48:03I've got to work on my prison
00:48:04What up, lovebirds?
00:48:09Emmett, I thought I told you
00:48:10I'd kill you if I saw you
00:48:11You wouldn't want to do that
00:48:12In front of our guests
00:48:13You wouldn't want to do that
00:48:14In front of our guests
00:48:14Mr. Lehman
00:48:23It's great to meet you
00:48:24What are you doing here?
00:48:27Emmett called me up
00:48:27And told me about
00:48:28Your summer house setup
00:48:29I'm a guy who likes to party
00:48:31But my friends call me Andy
00:48:34I'd like to be your friend
00:48:36Noah
00:48:39Can you help out your friend here?
00:48:42He seems a little confused
00:48:43Mr. Lehman
00:48:45Why don't I take you
00:48:47To a night on the town?
00:48:48Uh, I'm a high profile guy
00:48:50Who likes to get lots of trouble
00:48:51And Emmett promised me
00:48:53Lots of trouble
00:48:54The next intern for Lehman Corp
00:48:58Will be responsible
00:48:59For keeping me entertained
00:49:01And I get bored easy
00:49:03It's the dopest internship
00:49:04Well, I'll see you in the office
00:49:07Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
00:49:10That's where all the babes
00:49:11Are rocking their swimsuits
00:49:12That's the
00:49:21Andrew Lehman is one of the
00:49:24Don't you already have enough money?
00:49:26Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
00:49:28I was the captain of
00:49:30All my job prospects
00:49:31Were completely toast
00:49:32The only interview I got
00:49:34Was for Lehman Corporation
00:49:35Because without it
00:49:37I can't give you the $100,000
00:49:38You lied to me
00:49:42No, I didn't lie to you
00:49:44I just
00:49:44I'm sorry
00:49:45Everybody
00:49:49Let's get the party started
00:49:52Looks like I found my lady for the night
00:50:00There's something special about you
00:50:02You're so beautiful
00:50:06I'm not trying to marry you
00:50:08Who snatched this hottie up?
00:50:12That'd be me
00:50:12You're a lucky man
00:50:15I know
00:50:17How long is he going to be here?
00:50:24Here
00:50:24The happy little couple
00:50:26From
00:50:28Whole mates
00:50:29To soul mates
00:50:30Yeah, well, I just wanted to
00:50:34Congratulate the
00:50:35Big man
00:50:36Yeah
00:50:36He's finally going to win our bet
00:50:38What bet?
00:50:40Noah, that if you guys can make it
00:50:44Throughout the summer
00:50:44I
00:50:45I thought Noah would pussy out
00:50:46If I won
00:50:47So
00:50:47I recorded the whole thing
00:50:49You play that
00:50:50I'll fucking kick your ass
00:50:51I don't want to hear it
00:50:55Yeah
00:50:56I'd probably break your heart
00:50:58To know that you were just
00:50:59A bet to Noah
00:51:00I was nothing but a bet to you
00:51:04I was nothing but a bet to you
00:51:08I was nothing but a check to you
00:51:10Both of you can fuck off
00:51:13I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
00:51:20I don't care about anybody except Jules
00:51:24You're pathetic
00:51:27Big
00:51:28Whatever, dude
00:51:31What were you thinking?
00:51:36That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
00:51:39I've been waiting all day to get you a little sexy girl
00:51:42We could have a lot of fun
00:51:45I don't have time for that shit
00:51:47Then make time
00:51:48There's a tradition at Lehman
00:51:50And I want to play with you
00:51:53I
00:51:54Give your boyfriend the little job
00:51:55The only
00:51:57What do I have to do?
00:52:01In your dreams, love
00:52:03You know where Jules is?
00:52:07Ugh
00:52:07You're still caught up on that thing?
00:52:10Mia
00:52:10A lobotomy when I want to be with Jules
00:52:13Why do you like her so much?
00:52:16I don't like her
00:52:17You know
00:52:21I feel sorry for you
00:52:23For falling in love with
00:52:24Found your girlfriend
00:52:25If I do what you say
00:52:35The only way you'd get in
00:52:37We only interviewed him
00:52:39Looks down on sex tapes
00:52:40Wait
00:52:42Now I know where I recognize you
00:52:45Don't play hard to get
00:52:47Take your turn
00:52:52If you don't leave her alone
00:52:53I'm going to break your fingers
00:52:54You wouldn't dare
00:52:55You little shit
00:52:59You'll never work for Lehman
00:53:01Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
00:53:02Because I would bet Lehman
00:53:03You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
00:53:07You want to mess with me?
00:53:09You want to mess with me?
00:53:10You want to mess with me?
00:53:11Yeah, why don't you sue me
00:53:12And we'll let all the papers know
00:53:14That you're a sleazy dirtbag
00:53:15Who's chasing young girls around
00:53:16Face old man
00:53:17You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
00:53:24You were getting money out of the deal
00:53:27So why does it matter?
00:53:28He's a good kisser
00:53:29And you want him right now
00:53:31Because it makes it clear
00:53:33That you're an arrogant asshole
00:53:34Get out of my house
00:53:39Oh, I played you and I won
00:53:56This has nothing to do with you
00:53:59Oh, honey
00:54:01This has everything to do with me
00:54:05I planted the camera in your room
00:54:12And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
00:54:15And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
00:54:20You thought you were better
00:54:26A miserable bitch like you
00:54:28Will n-
00:54:29Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
00:54:40Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
00:54:43Your goal
00:54:44You lose everything
00:54:46Oh, God
00:54:48Karen, can I help you?
00:54:58What are you doing in that uniform?
00:55:01My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship
00:55:04I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
00:55:08Seriously?
00:55:16Let's see this check again
00:55:21Get lost
00:55:27I deserve that
00:55:28And I think you'll really like it
00:55:30Is this the deed to my house?
00:55:34Yeah
00:55:34This morning I bought it
00:55:37Look at the name on the title
00:55:39Oh, my God
00:55:42You put it under my name
00:55:45It's yours, Jules
00:55:47It's all yours
00:55:49But
00:55:50I am only giving it to you under one condition
00:55:53Another condition?
00:55:57What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
00:56:00Sleep with your boss?
00:56:02Drug your mom?
00:56:02No
00:56:03At 8pm
00:56:10And I want you to wear this
00:56:12What are you doing here?
00:56:19Noah told me to come
00:56:20Really?
00:56:21Oh, how pathetic
00:56:23Noah's throwing me an engagement party
00:56:25He's proposing to you?
00:56:28When did you two get back together?
00:56:30Well, it's not official yet
00:56:32But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
00:56:35And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
00:56:38I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
00:56:43Jules
00:56:44I am so happy that both of you were here
00:56:46Propose to Mia?
00:56:48Propose
00:56:49That's a big question
00:56:51Yeah, Mia
00:56:53Why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
00:56:57Uh
00:56:57And when you were leaving the summer house
00:57:01I heard you're in Jules' fight
00:57:02You know
00:57:03The one where you told her that
00:57:05Fine
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:07I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
00:57:11That's my job
00:57:11Oh, hi
00:57:12Mia Matthews
00:57:13You're under arrest
00:57:14What?
00:57:14For revenge porn
00:57:15What?
00:57:16You're not actually doing this, are you?
00:57:18These are not what they're for
00:57:19Call my
00:57:20If you invited me here to watch that
00:57:22I appreciate it
00:57:24That's not why I invited you here
00:57:26What is he doing?
00:57:31My secrets
00:57:32And here are my secrets
00:57:36I scream when I see spiders
00:57:40I do
00:57:42And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
00:57:46And I was so scared
00:57:47And I was so scared
00:57:48I just left it there
00:57:49No more secret
00:57:51Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
00:57:57And I want to make it official, Jules
00:58:02Yes, Noah
00:58:05I'll be your girlfriend
00:58:07Even if I'm gonna love you
00:58:09I love you right back
00:58:11Everybody
00:58:19Let's get this
00:58:21All I do is rip away
00:58:31Let's go
00:58:32Do
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