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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30you lucky son of a bitch it's a hard life someone's gotta do it
00:00:36don't forget about me
00:01:00look who decided to finally join me what do you want mark i need to go to batman's killing me
00:01:18listen brody you got to cool it with this party boy attitude nobody i mean nobody wants to touch
00:01:26you with a 10 foot pole look clean up your act or i'm done
00:01:32you can't ditch me i'm paying you to do a job oh i can and i will look i am i mean it brody it is
00:01:44time for you to settle down settle down yeah uh find yourself a girlfriend brody doesn't do
00:01:50girlfriends or he doesn't do girlfriends okay well brody better start look if you want to be
00:01:58taken seriously and you want to keep landing those big jobs this is the way to do it or
00:02:06do you no longer dream of winning your first oscar i don't see how a girlfriend is gonna help me do
00:02:14that brody it's it's good for optics all right look yeah you gotta get out of here you're already
00:02:21late for your appointment at the rehab clinic
00:02:23shit brody come on put some pep on your step
00:02:32i'm out of here shut up oh uh your glasses
00:02:36these are nice
00:02:40i cannot believe that henry put me on this assignment
00:03:10i've been here for over an hour and the only thing i've caught is a mouthful of bugs
00:03:14starting to think that maybe saving up to start my own lifestyle magazine isn't worth all this
00:03:26ow that's it i'm out of here
00:03:35oh my gosh it's payday mikayla
00:03:43what the hell are you doing
00:03:58what the hell are you doing
00:04:08i could ask you the same thing
00:04:11i'm not the one jumping out of bushes and scaring people
00:04:14yeah well maybe you'd be less jumpy if you weren't getting caught leaving rehab
00:04:18maybe you should mind your own business
00:04:20oh you're a cat
00:04:24great that's just what i need right now
00:04:29i prefer the term investigative journalist
00:04:33what could possibly top this
00:04:36chance to be my girlfriend
00:04:40what
00:04:41how do you even know i would want to date you
00:04:45considering you already know who i am i think you have your answer
00:04:49i have no interest in dating celebrities especially you
00:04:53ouch that's a bit harsh don't you think
00:04:58it's just the truth
00:04:59wait
00:05:01please
00:05:03i think this could be mutually beneficial for both of us
00:05:07oh that's right
00:05:11i forgot
00:05:12you're not used to hearing no
00:05:14are you
00:05:15so let me spell it out for you
00:05:17n
00:05:18o
00:05:19no
00:05:20you might be a catch to the rest of the women in america
00:05:23but you're not to me
00:05:24again with the insults
00:05:26you know you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar
00:05:29you have enough people propping up your ego
00:05:33you certainly don't need my help
00:05:35actually i do
00:05:37my agent says i need to find a girlfriend to clean up my image
00:05:41yeah well you could have anybody
00:05:44why me
00:05:45truthfully because i need these images to disappear
00:05:48do you have the key
00:05:50i still don't see what's in this for me
00:05:54access
00:05:56access to all the stars in hollywood
00:06:00to fill whatever tabloid magazine you work for
00:06:03you could be hollywood's all lady whistledown
00:06:06i'm gonna regret this
00:06:12but fine
00:06:13i'll consider your offer
00:06:15however
00:06:17i have a few rules of my own
00:06:19i have a few rules of my own
00:06:24if you know anything about my reputation
00:06:28you know i'm not really a rule following kind of guy
00:06:30yeah but if you want these pictures to get deleted it better be tom one
00:06:36let's hear them
00:06:39one we keep this strictly professional do not expect me to be the next notch on your belt
00:06:45i wouldn't dream of it
00:06:47i wouldn't dream of it
00:06:48anything else yes no feelings involved i can't have you falling for me
00:06:53trust me you don't have anything to worry about that
00:06:56flattery will get you everywhere and finally do not embarrass me
00:07:04i won't i'm serious brody no cheating how could i cheat if we're not even technically dating you know what i mean brody if you can't stay faithful to our little deal and you end up embarrassing me in front of the whole world
00:07:19i will out this bizarre agreement in a heartbeat
00:07:26okay i get it
00:07:28okay i get it
00:07:29i won't embarrass you
00:07:30but i have a rule of my own
00:07:33which is
00:07:34no one
00:07:36it's no about our agreement
00:07:38this stays between me you and my agent mark
00:07:41the rest of the world with real deal
00:07:44it's not a problem for me
00:07:47it's you who can't keep it in his pants
00:07:50do we have a deal or not
00:07:54we have a deal
00:07:57i think we need to seal this deal with the
00:08:04kiss
00:08:09i think we need to seal this deal with the kiss
00:08:14in your dreams roderick weston
00:08:19first of all if we're going to be dating it's brody
00:08:22roderick is reserved for the bedroom
00:08:27gross
00:08:30if this is going to work i'm going to need my girlfriend's phone number
00:08:37now you have something most women would kill the kid
00:08:41i'm going to need my girlfriend's phone number
00:08:44oh yay lucky me
00:08:46catch you later sweetheart
00:08:48goodbye brody
00:08:49oh my god i can't believe this
00:09:01relax it's just brody weston
00:09:03relax my best friend is dating the hottest celebrity in hollywood and you're telling me to relax
00:09:08relax where when why how tell me everything
00:09:15yes you heard me correctly
00:09:25i already found myself a girlfriend how's that for taking you seriously
00:09:29you don't know her she's not a celeb but should be perfect for the job
00:09:38i told you to settle down i didn't mean to nap the first woman you saw on the street to do it
00:09:43mark you work for me
00:09:45yeah
00:09:46i'm gonna follow your stupid plan i'm gonna do it my way
00:09:49do you understand
00:09:50just don't screw this up
00:09:52you may be in my office so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship
00:09:55see you soon
00:09:58so you're telling me you just so happened to bump into brody weston and he just so happened to ask you out
00:10:22yeah that's literally what happened
00:10:25oh i can't believe it some of the girls get all the luck
00:10:28yeah well we'll see how lucky i am after he takes me out on the first date
00:10:33it doesn't matter if you feel lucky you'll be getting lucky if you know what i mean
00:10:37really what kind of girl do you think i am
00:10:39a girl who's about to get screwed by hollywood's hottest playboy
00:10:46a pet
00:10:47brody you decided to date a pet
00:10:49what the hell were you thinking
00:10:52listen i didn't have a lot of time
00:10:54you know she had pictures of me leaving rehab
00:10:57you think me being too friendly with the ladies is what's going to decimate my career
00:11:00these photos will decimate it
00:11:02and what makes you think she won't print them anyway
00:11:05you want to complete it
00:11:07i made her go eat the clothes in front of me and i took the memory card
00:11:10okay okay well at least sometimes you think with your proper head
00:11:16and she just did this per your request
00:11:19well i may have told her i would give her access to other slips to write about
00:11:27call her to your back
00:11:29you are only thinking with your other
00:11:31okay okay okay uh here is what we're gonna do
00:11:46oh my god it's it's from birdie
00:11:50it's from birdie
00:11:53it's from birdie
00:11:55don't be shy what does it say
00:11:57he wants to take me out today
00:11:59we have no time to waste we have to get you looking perfect for hollywood royalty
00:12:03come on
00:12:04come on
00:12:05come on
00:12:06oh my god you were kidding you're actually meeting brody buston
00:12:10nice to meet you
00:12:17brody selena selena brody i'm sure you two will be seeing a lot of each other
00:12:25okay
00:12:28wow
00:12:40can we go now
00:12:42after you sweetheart
00:12:43after you sweetheart
00:12:44oh my god you're so nice
00:12:46okay bye
00:12:47see you guys later bye
00:12:48yeah
00:12:49oh okay
00:12:50oh yeah yeah no i know
00:12:51okay boy i'll see you around
00:12:52i'll see you around
00:12:53not there but around
00:12:54i'll see you everywhere around
00:12:56you can at least pretend to like me
00:13:13no one's gonna believe we're dating with that perma scowl
00:13:17i do not have a perma scowl
00:13:19tell that to your face
00:13:21how long do we have to date for anyways
00:13:24i didn't tell you the rest of the plan
00:13:27we have to get married
00:13:30how long do we have to date for anyways
00:13:37i didn't tell you the rest of the plan
00:13:40we have to get married
00:13:43nice try
00:13:46that is definitely not happening
00:13:49oh yes i know i know
00:13:52most of them would kill them to have a proposal from you
00:13:55and let me guess
00:13:57do you not like other girls
00:13:59yeah something like that
00:14:02we need to get our stories straight in case people ask us how we might
00:14:11isn't that easy
00:14:13i literally fell head over heels in love with you
00:14:17you did didn't you
00:14:19but seriously
00:14:21we need to be on the same page
00:14:23in case the glass
00:14:24well i'll just give them a version of the truth
00:14:27we literally ran into each other
00:14:30and then you were so captivated by my beauty that
00:14:34you just had to shoot your shot
00:14:36and you turned me down
00:14:37because you're an arrogant son of a bitch
00:14:40but eventually i won you over with my charm
00:14:42see something you're walking in there
00:14:45hey
00:14:49see something you're walking in there
00:14:51hey
00:14:53no no what do you think you're doing
00:14:55my whole life is in that bag i have to go get it
00:14:58oh my god you did it you got it back
00:15:11why do you have two
00:15:13my purse
00:15:17oh my god you got my purse back
00:15:19thank you so much
00:15:21i was just stopping for a drink of water and then
00:15:25brody weston
00:15:28my god oh my god oh my god
00:15:31here we go
00:15:32thank you
00:15:34thank you
00:15:35no one
00:15:38no one will ever believe this
00:15:40can we
00:15:42please get a photo together
00:15:43yeah of course
00:15:44nothing for gorgeous there
00:15:45thank you for gorgeous there
00:15:54everybody say playboy
00:16:04thanks again
00:16:06thank you
00:16:07so
00:16:08this must be what it's like today the famous movie star
00:16:23the perks that way the minor inconveniences
00:16:26perks
00:16:27what perks
00:16:29this
00:16:31those
00:16:43that's it
00:16:44okay i think they got the shot they needed
00:16:47the shop beneath it did you get the shot of course i did
00:17:00time to hard launch a relationship brody baby
00:17:02time to hard launch a relationship brody baby
00:17:10well if it isn't my lovely new girlfriend calling already breaking the rules and it's
00:17:24only the first day what do you mean
00:17:27keep a professional brody i won't tell you again good night sweetheart
00:17:35good morning mikaela what do you want steven oh come on can i say hi to his co-worker
00:17:55not if it's the same guy he's been getting from my job ever since he started here
00:17:58oh receptive as always mickey oh listen the boss wants to see you
00:18:07oh i think you're in trouble
00:18:17oh listen the boss wants to see you oh i think you're in trouble
00:18:28well well well look who finally decided to show up
00:18:45what do you want henry
00:18:49you want to tell me what this is about
00:18:51what about it how the hell am i the last to know about this why is my reporter being featured on
00:18:59my competitor's magazine oh i'm sorry i wasn't aware that i needed your permission to date boss
00:19:07it is not about that and you know it we literally have the inside scoop on brody weston's newest
00:19:12relationship and you let it be featured on entertainment weekly first what happened was his tongue so far in
00:19:20your mouth that you let it affect your brain that's enough henry mikaela i like you you've done a great
00:19:27job selling my magazine even though you think this job is beneath you you pull a stunt like that again
00:19:33and you're out but i didn't do anything get me dirt on brody weston or it will cost you your job
00:19:39i can't brody's off limits excuse me
00:19:59i can't give you information on brody this is my personal life in my business
00:20:04yes then you're fired wait by spending time with birdie i am going to meet a lot of other celebrities
00:20:12so i can use my connection with him to give you dirt on other celebs
00:20:21there's the mikaela i remember you have one month to get me something worthwhile
00:20:26now get out there and sell me some magazines
00:20:32so who's the new broad a barista nope your dental hygienist pardon me come off it brody social media
00:20:43is blowing up you practically broke the internet making out with a um grocery store clerk you're
00:20:51given all these basic tricks all over america false hope that they can get with guys like us
00:20:56you mean guys like me besides okay was unique oh she has a name when's the last time you remember
00:21:06a fling's name like 2012.
00:21:09and then i met mikaela and things changed
00:21:20i call bullshit i know you better than you know yourself so i know something's off what's really
00:21:27going on i know something's off what's really going on clearly you don't know me as well as you
00:21:36think you do because that's exactly what i said it was okay it was a stressful girl right so um i
00:21:44guess you're into monogamy now you know it well then i guess you're more than happy to stay home
00:21:51playing house instead of going to the fun bunny anniversary party next week that's next week sure
00:21:57is too bad your new ball and chain won't let you go straight flush bam bam bam i can't believe you
00:22:08get to go to a red carpet event i've been to like a hundred of these yeah but it's some sleazy heartless
00:22:14paparazzi gee thanks not the main attraction all eyes will be on you oh i'm sure steven will be jealous as
00:22:21hell oh i'm jealous as hell oh i'm jealous as hell go get him tiger
00:22:51mikaela it's been one week since your relationship with brody west and went public
00:22:57and now you're at the biggest art gala of the year how's it been i would say i'm not used to
00:23:02all the attention but it's been great so far brody does this mean an end to all the parties and women
00:23:07what can i say once you found the right one there's no need to look for more
00:23:12brody my sources tell me that this relationship is your last ditch effort to save your career
00:23:17what do you have to say about that brody my sources tell me that this relationship is your
00:23:24last ditch effort to save your career what do you have to say about that
00:23:31i would say that your sources are beating you
00:23:34lila anyone with eyes can see that brody's career doesn't mean saving yours on the other hand
00:23:41well keep trusting sketchy sources and you'll be the one needing to take date to save your job
00:23:46that's my girl see why i can't resist her
00:23:51just didn't major
00:24:01this is brilliant oh oh this is just brilliant america is even the two of you up like an all-you-can-eat
00:24:07buffet come on brody look at these headlines huh a true hollywood Cinderella story america's newest
00:24:15sweethearts this is my favorite has the mysterious michaela finally tame brody weston these are great
00:24:23you say that like you're surprised oh if you and your impulsive ass hello of course i'm surprised
00:24:30but this is really good this is really really good brody my phone's been ringing off the hook
00:24:35i smell the next big blockbuster hate
00:24:41did i go now do you know but uh hey oh just um make sure you do some romantic gesture to keep that
00:24:48momentum going get out come on let's go okay okay okay okay fine fine but only looking no touching right
00:25:00right yeah yeah whatever bro
00:25:10hey hey all right ladies and gentlemen we got brody back
00:25:14rescue from the old ball and chain
00:25:16why don't you join me in the hot tub brody lead the way sexy
00:25:30i just want one chill night in why is that so hard for anyone to understand
00:25:33you've got to be kidding me
00:25:47get dressed selena i'm picking you up
00:25:48i know you did not just call me at midnight to do a celebrity stakeout
00:26:03go confirm brody i have to make sure he's even here first you know how really high is these days i
00:26:10also know your boyfriend isn't exactly known for his fidelity given half the chance you would
00:26:15definitely date them i sure would either way you owe me for this
00:26:23wait i see some people headed down to the pool
00:26:25that
00:26:29you're not supposed to be here
00:26:35oh hold it right there hey hey relax hey you need one side
00:26:40you don't need to come in here you're not supposed to be here
00:26:42you're not supposed to be here
00:26:54you're not supposed to be here
00:27:02bro your woman's here
00:27:08have you forgotten about michaela already
00:27:12what she's here
00:27:16how the did she get in
00:27:18beats me but uh looks like she's causing a scene
00:27:21security won't let her in
00:27:22yeah yeah we should do that
00:27:24let me in i need to go to bloody weston
00:27:26bloody fucking weston get your cheating ass out here right now
00:27:31ready get out of here now
00:27:37i asked you to do one thing for me one do not embarrass me and you couldn't even do that
00:27:42okay okay i'm tired of the explanations brody
00:27:49thank you i don't say that please we can fix this no i don't want to fix this we're finished
00:27:59come on
00:28:06i don't want to fix this we're finished
00:28:12i don't want to fix this
00:28:21what the fuck is this
00:28:29i will tell you what the fuck this is
00:28:31this is the complete opposite of what i told you to do
00:28:35i can explain i don't want a fucking explanation
00:28:40i gave you a task find yourself a girlfriend
00:28:44not somebody that i choose but somebody that america would fall in love with
00:28:49and you fuck it up with a week
00:28:50wait this is unbelievable mark i can't explain
00:28:53oh god it's not that serious
00:28:57it's not that serious it is not that serious i gave you the role of a lifetime
00:29:03i'm talking oscar worthy now you might as well just kiss her goodbye
00:29:07i didn't do anything god that is not what the tabloids say
00:29:12you and i both know that the tabloids aren't exactly the moral compasses of truth it doesn't
00:29:17matter people believe them and no studio is going to hire you if you keep making bad press
00:29:24i thought bad press was still good press on this day and age of cancel culture and social media
00:29:30all these studios care about is safety and your
00:29:33fuck boy behavior is a major liability you gotta fix this brody and you better fix it now
00:29:43i'll fix it
00:29:47you gotta fix this brody and you better fix it now
00:29:53i'll fix it
00:29:56how can you do this to me
00:29:59and now i'm the laughing stock of the entire world no you're not sweetie
00:30:06really because this headline says something different
00:30:11funny i'm home birdie weston seen partying without his honey
00:30:16this only looks bad on him he was the bastard not cheating
00:30:19yeah well i'm the one who knew his reputation and willingly went into this arrangement i mean
00:30:26relationship with him and i i mean i'm a fucking paparazzi for crying out loud i know how scummy and
00:30:34selfish celebrities actually are but celebs are people too oh please don't give me that empathetic
00:30:39therapy mumbo jumbo brody weston messed with the wrong woman this time and if i never see him again
00:30:47i'll be happy well you're about to be very unhappy brody is coming to your door
00:30:51tell him what what are you 13 go answer the door oh my god you owe me for this
00:31:03she wants me to tell you that she's not home right now
00:31:06selena but it's the truth
00:31:07what's what well i oh i my tet my kettle yeah it's calling i gotta answer okay bye
00:31:24okay well i fucked up
00:31:29okay well i fucked up
00:31:31well that's putting it mildly i knew about that party way before i met you
00:31:39my friend jack reminded me about it did he also tell you to take body shots off of half naked models
00:31:47no that's on me
00:31:52brody i don't want to do this anymore i mean i knew it was a bad idea from the beginning and
00:31:57this has only proved me right i don't know why you're making such a big deal about this it's not
00:32:02like we're a real couple
00:32:07you know what you're right we're not a real couple so why don't i go and get my face plastered all over
00:32:15every magazine with my tongue stuck down some other guy's throat and see how you feel about it
00:32:19since we're not a real couple okay i get what you mean i'm sorry hey
00:32:30i'm just not used to this whole girlfriend thing
00:32:35let me make it up to you you've got me so much and i won't turn the favor yet
00:32:41fine i guess i'll give you another shot but it's gonna cost you
00:32:59cost me what
00:33:11first of all i want dinner at the fanciest restaurant in hollywood consider it done
00:33:18two i want a new wardrobe if i'm gonna be your girlfriend i have to play the part
00:33:22i have to look the part anything else princess
00:33:28i need a story to publish unlike you some of us have to work for a living i work
00:33:34but i can get you an exclusive story that i guarantee you know this right yeah
00:33:44do we have a deal yes but you're gonna have to make a pretty damn big gesture for the rest
00:33:51of the world to believe that you and i actually made up
00:34:03what the hell is this
00:34:15what the hell is this i can't believe you do this michaela what do you think of brody's apology
00:34:38michaela what do you think of brody's apology um i i think that whatever happens between brody and i
00:34:49is for us to know and you to find out come on is that any way to treat an old friend
00:34:53you know just as much as i do that i will not be volunteering any info
00:34:57nice baby brody
00:35:08brody brody brody look you're gonna have fucking in your pants just a few more weeks
00:35:18nothing happened mark yeah because michaela showed up i don't know whether to thank her for doing
00:35:23damage control or bring her back for causing such a colossal scene
00:35:27i've got it handled
00:35:33wow
00:35:34okay all right all right this is a this is a good start but you two need to be seen together as
00:35:48a united front the book is a reservation for pasta tonight oh nice okay you're learning from the best
00:35:56and by the best i mean me oh which reminds me
00:36:00what's this the next big blockbuster hit and they want you to stall
00:36:09but only but only and i mean only if you call it with your plague boy antics
00:36:18you two need to be seen together as a united front i book this reservation for pasta tonight
00:36:25oh nice okay you're learning from the best and by the best i mean me watch your step
00:36:33you're good you're good keep going can i open my eyes now yes you can open your eyes now
00:36:43passadanos you understood the assignment
00:36:50welcome mr weston your table's ready brody this is not nearly enough to make up for the way that i
00:37:00treated you i really am sorry
00:37:19yeah and that's how i got the award-winning shot of you know who
00:37:22picking his nose and eating it that's disgusting
00:37:28i still can't believe you got into this work well i mean you gotta pay the bills somehow
00:37:34after graduating from college i needed to find a way to pay my student loans
00:37:40do you like it no not at all but i mean until i can venture out on my own i gotta do what i gotta do
00:37:52what dance with me
00:38:03dance with me
00:38:06brody there's no cameras around we don't have to do this
00:38:09don't leave me hanging cameras and no cameras no one likes to be rejected
00:38:13that's right i forgot you're not used to hearing a woman say no
00:38:23well that may be the case but maybe this time i just like you to say yes
00:38:26i get it you're trying to play the part of the remorseful romance take boyfriend
00:38:34no i just wanted a chance to dance with you
00:38:37why are you going to dance like this what am i blowing you away with my stellar dance moves
00:38:56i'm truly sorry to interrupt mr reston you asked me to let you know when this
00:38:59school is leaving
00:39:04what's that about
00:39:06i'm gonna give you that story
00:39:15i'm gonna give you that story
00:39:45so are you gonna tell me about what happened at the restaurant what was i found
00:39:58call this number tomorrow at 9am sharp
00:40:00who is it
00:40:01orlando windfell
00:40:07no no no
00:40:10you go you go interview with orlando windfell she doesn't give interviews to like anybody
00:40:16ever and she practically wrote the world on giving interviews okay
00:40:22do i even want to know what you had to do to get this
00:40:24orlando
00:40:27orlando owed me a favorite and i decided to cash in on it you didn't i did oh my god thank you thank you
00:40:39i don't know i'm sorry i don't know i don't know what just came over me
00:40:48um
00:40:48actually it's a big name
00:40:51thank you
00:41:02thank you so much for meeting me on such short notice miss winfell your generosity has not gone
00:41:08unnoticed and unnoticed and i am so glad that i get to write about it oh my pleasure
00:41:13brody has spoken very highly of your work and after today i have to agree you have a real talent for real journalism
00:41:23really oh yes i see a bright future ahead of you
00:41:26that means a lot thank you oh you're welcome any friend of brody's is a friend of mine
00:41:35and it is so nice to see him finally settling down
00:41:56trust me the deadline
00:42:08yes henry my office now
00:42:15yes
00:42:25yes henry my office now
00:42:38so
00:42:43you gave me a month henry yeah well i'm shortening it why
00:42:51hmm let's see rather than capitalize on your boyfriend's stupidity at the fun bunnies party
00:42:58you get caught up in the drama and become the main headline in my competitor's magazine that's not
00:43:03exactly fair is it henry and to top it off you didn't bring me any dirt that little stunt you
00:43:10pull with orlando at the daycare workers giveaway is hardly dirt that's a newsworthy piece
00:43:16people don't care about charity events and bait sales they want dirt michaela and we sell it to
00:43:22them yeah well there's more life than spying on celebrities and hoping to catch their mistakes
00:43:27i know you've always thought yourself to be above this sort of journalism and yes i said journalism because
00:43:31that's what it is that's what we do that's what pays the bills so if you want to keep making money
00:43:38i suggest you find me more salacious content to publish in my magazine are we clear
00:43:45crystal clear henry good don't come back here until you have something worthwhile that i can publish
00:43:54in hot goss daily
00:44:07what are you doing here
00:44:11cancer guy come see his girlfriend i'm not in the mood brody what event do you need me to attend this
00:44:17time to make you look good what happened i had a crappy day at work my job's on the line unless i can
00:44:25find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish you know
00:44:33i may have just
00:44:37my job's on the line unless i can find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish
00:44:41i may have just
00:44:57what are we doing here
00:44:59we're not very patient are we
00:45:02i'm glad this is time is only and right now we're wasting time
00:45:06no no no put your camera ready
00:45:12you can't wait
00:45:15holy
00:45:15holy
00:45:16is that true official
00:45:18it is your hand in the stars i want to know you
00:45:22she hit the liposuction oh this is good
00:45:27this is too good do you think this will make your watch happen
00:45:31uh this is going to sell issues for sure thank you brody
00:45:38pulling up my idea to your angel
00:45:41right the arrangement
00:45:46so what is it that you need me to do that is why you came over isn't it
00:45:52maybe i just wanted to come to you excuse me
00:45:55what is it that you need me to do that is why you came over isn't it
00:46:02maybe i just wanted to come to you excuse me
00:46:08nice try brody what do you really want
00:46:13the plan's working mark out me a rule and stole the movie it's going to be huge
00:46:18you couldn't just send that in a text
00:46:21i wanted to invite you to say
00:46:26but the optics i get it just tell me where i'm in
00:46:30just be ready around 10 a.m
00:46:32when the car can pick you up
00:46:34it's going to be something
00:46:35and this is where the magic happens wow your workplace is infinitely cooler than mine
00:46:54it's not in life but someone has to do it
00:47:03check it out it's going to air everybody for the movie
00:47:07do you want to touch it
00:47:09i'm not really going to need to touch your little buddy
00:47:13maybe i could convince you in the future
00:47:15darling darling there you are
00:47:25how are you darling there you are
00:47:29anastasia this is michaela michaela this is anastasia carmichael everybody knows who she is
00:47:36am i interrupting something uh yeah i'm just getting michaela to her set
00:47:44my apologies i just want to complete my new co-star before we begin filming
00:47:48can you believe we're going to be working together again just like old times isn't that exciting
00:47:56you need something
00:47:59anyways i won't keep you too much longer if i go do makeup and all that jazz but uh
00:48:03i just want to let you know how excited i am to be working with you
00:48:06you always make our intimate scenes very special
00:48:12see ya
00:48:12you know you can't believe everything you read in the tabloids
00:48:41like speaking of tabloids um you know when i first met you you're walking out of that rehab
00:48:48clinic but i've yet to see you around any drugs so what's that all about
00:48:57easy we have work to do it
00:49:01just like that just like that i don't think it works like that
00:49:04oh yeah it does drop it michaela drop it michaela okay geez consider it dropped i should head home
00:49:17yeah you should
00:49:21i'm sorry you don't have to go
00:49:23no it's fine i have work i need to do anyway
00:49:36you don't have to come over here
00:49:49you don't owe me anything
00:49:51no
00:49:52no i shouldn't have screamed at you like that it's just
00:50:00it's complicated okay complicated because i'm a pap
00:50:05no no i just i haven't really talked to anyone about it
00:50:11i'll tell you what
00:50:16why don't you come with me to set tomorrow
00:50:19i'll tell you a little bit about it
00:50:22you don't have to do that i think i want to
00:50:25why
00:50:27because
00:50:31you're asking me
00:50:32hey hayla
00:50:36you're smart
00:50:37talented
00:50:39extremely beautiful
00:50:43how are you
00:50:45i like you
00:50:48phil i like you a lot
00:50:55and since we both know i'm not a real follower i'm gonna do this
00:51:02you
00:51:32Buddy.
00:51:36Why the hell are you with her?
00:51:42Excuse me.
00:51:44Hollywood royalty like us should be together.
00:51:48You shouldn't be hanging around peasants, let alone Papa Mrazzi.
00:51:52Watch it, Anastasia.
00:51:57Please, you don't think anyone actually buys your little pathetic romance, do you?
00:52:01No, it's textbook PR.
00:52:04But you should really fire your manager for this one because he gets you kind of dirty.
00:52:08You don't know anything about me or my relationship.
00:52:11I actually happen to like you, Kayla.
00:52:13A lot.
00:52:15Oh, please.
00:52:17You've always been a no feelings kind of guy.
00:52:19It doesn't just change overnight.
00:52:21And even if you did something and want to settle down, you could just settle down with me.
00:52:27We would be the power couple of the century.
00:52:29You don't need that little nobody.
00:52:32No, she has a name.
00:52:33It's okay, love.
00:52:36I don't really care what her name is.
00:52:38The only name I want to hear coming from your mouth is my name.
00:52:44In your dreams, Anastasia.
00:52:45See, just like that.
00:52:51What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:57What the fuck, Brody?
00:52:59Again?
00:53:00Okay, look, this is what it looks like.
00:53:02He never is with you.
00:53:04It's a...
00:53:05She kissed me.
00:53:08Only because you were practically begging me to.
00:53:12That's bullshit and you know it, Anastasia.
00:53:14Okay, look, I didn't kiss her.
00:53:16I swear I don't even like her.
00:53:17When has that stopped you before?
00:53:18You're dating me and you don't even like me.
00:53:21What?
00:53:22No.
00:53:23What about last night?
00:53:24I told you I liked you.
00:53:26Brody.
00:53:26Don't touch me.
00:53:28They need us back on set.
00:53:30Tell them I'm dealing with something.
00:53:31But Brody!
00:53:32I swear to God, Anastasia, if you keep this up, I'm dropping this movie.
00:53:36Help me not.
00:53:37Try me and find out.
00:53:42I don't know what kind of dirt you have on him, but whatever it is, I'm going to find it.
00:53:47He may have stayed loyal to you this time, but it won't last.
00:53:50Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:53:56Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.
00:54:13It's like I never fucking learned.
00:54:15I'm a killer.
00:54:15I swear to you, I didn't.
00:54:16You heard Anastasia.
00:54:17I stayed faithful to you.
00:54:18Yeah, because the words coming out of your ex's mouth are the ones that I'm going to take to heart.
00:54:23She's telling the truth.
00:54:24I swear.
00:54:24She knows that I have dirt on you.
00:54:28We agreed that we weren't going to tell anyone about that.
00:54:31I didn't.
00:54:33She's lying.
00:54:34Let me get this straight.
00:54:35You want me to believe that she's lying about that, but telling the truth about the other thing?
00:54:46Yes.
00:54:46Anastasia is not the brightest crayon in the box.
00:54:50She doesn't know anything about us.
00:54:52I don't really care if she does now.
00:54:54Honestly, I mean, it would hurt you more than it would hurt me.
00:54:56But what I do care about is when she said that you stayed loyal to me, did she really not kiss her?
00:55:07I didn't.
00:55:08I swear on my life.
00:55:13I didn't.
00:55:16I have no interest in anastasia.
00:55:18I never did.
00:55:19I promise you, I won't embarrass you again.
00:55:27Michael, I didn't really hold a lot of hope on that, boss.
00:55:32I'm not the bad guy.
00:55:34I'm just misunderstood.
00:55:35Is that what you're calling it now?
00:55:40My favorite happy couple.
00:55:43This is exactly what I want to say.
00:55:45Mark, what are you doing here?
00:55:47I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:55:53No.
00:55:54They dropped me from the movie.
00:55:55Why the hell would I support it?
00:55:56Because it's good for publicity.
00:55:58And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.
00:56:04Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:05Hi.
00:56:10This is exactly what I want to say.
00:56:12Mark, what are you doing here?
00:56:13I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.
00:56:20No.
00:56:20They dropped me from the movie.
00:56:22Why the hell would I support it?
00:56:23Because it's good for publicity.
00:56:24And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.
00:56:30Don't you, Michaela?
00:56:32Hi.
00:56:35Sorry, you're enjoying your first premiere party.
00:56:46You mean my first premiere party on the inside?
00:56:49It's not too bad.
00:56:50I just love that.
00:56:56Shit.
00:56:56That's okay.
00:56:57Welcome to the premiere of Hurricane Thunder.
00:57:00It's my pleasure to be your host this evening.
00:57:03Cheers.
00:57:05Enjoy.
00:57:05Oh, my gosh.
00:57:10Orlando told me that she would help me look into starting my own magazine, so I'm going to go and say hi to her.
00:57:17Now I have got to hand it to you.
00:57:20The two of you look like a real couple.
00:57:23And she's not even an actress.
00:57:25A real couple?
00:57:31I knew it.
00:57:33I knew this was all a PR stunt.
00:57:35To be honest, I'm not sure it's even faking you.
00:57:38Oh, has Brody Weston finally caught for your life?
00:57:42Do I even want to know what you two are talking about?
00:57:50Just words, sir.
00:57:53Mark doesn't even know the meaning of the word party.
00:57:57Should get out of here.
00:57:59Ready whenever you are.
00:58:00I know exactly I'm going to break those two up and get Brody all to myself.
00:58:19I know exactly I'm going to break those two up and get Brody all to myself.
00:58:30Thank you for another very eventful night in Tinseltown.
00:58:38You seem to be really enjoying yourself.
00:58:42Maybe celebrity life is for you after all.
00:58:45I wouldn't bet on it.
00:58:49But I am starting to find certain celebrities.
00:58:53So I'm a teleball.
00:58:55Really?
00:58:57Who?
00:58:59Orlando Winfield.
00:59:00For starters.
00:59:03Anyone else?
00:59:05I can't really think of anyone else.
00:59:11Fine.
00:59:12I guess you made the cut.
00:59:15Somewhat tolerable.
00:59:18I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
00:59:20Well, if it's any consolation, I've heard you so much tolerable, too.
00:59:30Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
00:59:55Where did it go?
00:59:56Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
01:00:00Where did it go?
01:00:03Last night was amazing, wasn't it?
01:00:13Where did it go?
01:00:21Where did it go?
01:00:25You did what?
01:00:26I might have slept with her.
01:00:27I might have slept with her.
01:00:31What?
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:32Where?
01:00:32When?
01:00:34I mean, I don't know.
01:00:35It just happened.
01:00:37Was it good?
01:00:38What did we went?
01:00:39Oh my God.
01:00:40A girl doesn't kiss and tell.
01:00:42Bullshit.
01:00:43We tell each other everything.
01:00:44Ma.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:48Mm-hmm.
01:00:49Well.
01:00:51Uh.
01:00:51Oh, seriously?
01:00:53Save the bill.
01:00:54Jesus.
01:00:55Jesus.
01:00:55Jesus.
01:00:55Jesus.
01:00:55Jesus.
01:00:56Jesus.
01:00:57Jesus.
01:00:58Jesus.
01:00:59Jesus.
01:01:00Jesus.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:02Jesus.
01:01:03Jesus.
01:01:04Jesus.
01:01:05Jesus.
01:01:06Jesus.
01:01:07Jesus.
01:01:08Jesus.
01:01:09What the fuck?
01:01:42Look, okay, look, I...
01:01:45You promised me you wouldn't embarrass me again.
01:01:51You promised me.
01:01:53Okay, look, I never meant for the arrangement to come out.
01:01:56I don't give a fuck about the arrangement, Brody.
01:02:00I'm a big girl.
01:02:01I can handle the fact that the entire world thinks that I'm some opportunistic hoe
01:02:06who sleeps with celebrities for her own personal gain.
01:02:09Hell, I mean, it's slightly true, isn't it?
01:02:11But seeing pictures of you and Anastasia doing God knows what,
01:02:17that's my final straw.
01:02:18Pictures, what pictures?
01:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:23These are fake.
01:02:24Oh, fake?
01:02:25Like our relationship is fake?
01:02:28What?
01:02:29I wasn't good enough in bed for you, so I had to go get a better fix somewhere else?
01:02:32I never slept with Anastasia.
01:02:34I'm a fucking photographer, Brody.
01:02:37Pictures don't lie.
01:02:40She must have drug me or something.
01:02:42I swear to God, I never slept with her.
01:02:45Yeah, right.
01:02:46Because that is something so crazy, impossible,
01:02:50out of the realms of possibility for you,
01:02:52then no one would believe it, right?
01:02:54Sacred theatrics for someone who cares.
01:02:58I can't help, please.
01:02:59Get the fuck out of my apartment, Brody.
01:03:01Get the fuck out of my apartment, Brody.
01:03:16How could you not tell me your relationship was fake?
01:03:32I thought we were best friends.
01:03:34Selena, I'm sorry.
01:03:36I wasn't allowed to tell anybody.
01:03:38Best friends are always outside of the everyone rule.
01:03:41I know.
01:03:43Trust me, I know that now.
01:03:45If I could go back in time,
01:03:47there's a lot of things I wouldn't do.
01:03:51Like fall for Brody Weston.
01:03:55I did not fall for him.
01:03:58Slightly infatuated, maybe.
01:04:01But he made damn sure
01:04:03that would never develop into anything more.
01:04:08Michaela doesn't date cheaters.
01:04:10Real or fake.
01:04:11What are you going to do now?
01:04:18Move on with my life?
01:04:21Forget that Brody Weston.
01:04:25What?
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Oh, my God.
01:04:46Uh-oh.
01:04:48You're in trouble.
01:04:49Fuck off, Steven.
01:04:50Steven.
01:04:50What the hell, Henry?
01:04:58You got a lot of nerve coming in here with that attitude, Missy.
01:05:01Well, we both agreed that Brody was off limits.
01:05:05I don't know what you're smoking,
01:05:06but Brody Weston will never be off limits.
01:05:09The guy sells more papers in one act
01:05:10than most Hollywood celebrities combined.
01:05:13Just because you jumped in the sack with him
01:05:15doesn't mean the rest of us won't touch him.
01:05:17How did you get the pictures, Henry?
01:05:21Oh, you mean the ones you tried to delete
01:05:23of your drug addict boyfriend?
01:05:26You ever heard of a little thing called the cloud, Michaela?
01:05:29You should check it out.
01:05:33Just when you think something's been deleted,
01:05:36voila, saved on the server.
01:05:38Oh, my God.
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:43Good thing Steven had his wits about him
01:05:44to keep the company first.
01:05:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
01:05:50In case that wasn't obvious,
01:05:53get out.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:02Good thing Steven had his wits about him
01:06:04to keep the company first.
01:06:05Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
01:06:10In case that wasn't obvious,
01:06:12get out.
01:06:19You know,
01:06:22I don't know why I never learn.
01:06:25I should know better than to go along
01:06:30with your stupid, impulsive decisions.
01:06:34What do you mean?
01:06:36Brody,
01:06:37I asked you to fix your image
01:06:39so that you can book the roles you deserve.
01:06:42And what do you do?
01:06:43What do you do?
01:06:45You go out,
01:06:46and you find some rando to date
01:06:49who just happens to be a pet.
01:06:52But by some miracle,
01:06:54somehow you make America
01:06:55fall in love with the two of you.
01:06:58And I think to myself,
01:06:59okay, okay, Mark,
01:07:00this is good.
01:07:02Your brood has done something right
01:07:04for once in his life.
01:07:06Oh, nope.
01:07:08You immediately lapse back
01:07:11into your old ways,
01:07:12and you piss off a pet
01:07:13who has published everything about you
01:07:15in those tabloids.
01:07:16Where is this all coming from, Mark?
01:07:20It's bad enough
01:07:21that you look like some asshole
01:07:23who broke this poor woman's heart.
01:07:26And now the whole world
01:07:28thinks you are a fuck addict.
01:07:32What the fuck?
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:35She told me she deleted these.
01:07:36Well, genius,
01:07:37didn't anyone ever tell you
01:07:39not to trust a pet?
01:07:41The kid and these fellas
01:07:42are a fucking gold mine to them.
01:07:46She didn't delete them
01:07:47because she was saving them
01:07:49for when you would inevitably
01:07:50break her heart.
01:07:52Oh, my gosh.
01:07:53Brody!
01:07:54Oh, Brody,
01:07:54how could you be so fucking stupid?
01:07:59How could she do this to me?
01:08:02Hell hath no fury
01:08:04like a woman's scorn.
01:08:05If you keep playing with fire, Brody,
01:08:07you will eventually get burned.
01:08:09And now,
01:08:10no one wants to touch you
01:08:11with a ten-foot pole.
01:08:12Come on,
01:08:13no one wants to be around you
01:08:14because they are worried
01:08:16about what your fake ex-girlfriend
01:08:18might print about them.
01:08:21You fucked up, Brody.
01:08:23You fucked up big time.
01:08:26You fucked up, Brody.
01:08:33You fucked up big time.
01:08:35I'll fix this.
01:08:50No, no!
01:08:50No, you won't.
01:08:51I don't want you
01:08:52trying to salvage me
01:08:53because it always
01:08:54ends in disaster.
01:08:56Brody,
01:08:57I am in charge now.
01:09:02What's that supposed to mean?
01:09:04Well, for once,
01:09:06we need to tell the truth.
01:09:08We need to ouch your mom.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11No way.
01:09:12There is no other way
01:09:13to possibly spin this
01:09:14in your favor
01:09:15to help your career.
01:09:16Believe me,
01:09:17I have tried
01:09:17every possible angle.
01:09:19We have got to tell the truth.
01:09:20No, I'm not doing this.
01:09:21Oh, no.
01:09:21Yes, you are.
01:09:22Yes, you are
01:09:23because I said so.
01:09:24This is the only way
01:09:24to save your career.
01:09:25To hell with my career.
01:09:26This is my life.
01:09:27Yeah, and you are
01:09:28paying me to manage it
01:09:30and make you look good.
01:09:31Then that makes
01:09:31this decision easy.
01:09:32What?
01:09:33I'm sorry, Brody.
01:09:34What decision?
01:09:38You're fired.
01:09:51You're fired.
01:09:56I'm sorry, bro.
01:10:09I'm sorry, bro.
01:10:11I'm sorry, bro.
01:10:12Can this bake in any worse?
01:10:13If only I can
01:10:21What the fuck
01:10:27Are you really that bitter and spiteful
01:10:30That you had to go into something like this
01:10:31This all may be some little fun game to you
01:10:34But this is real people's lives you're messing with
01:10:37Brody, it wasn't me
01:10:38It was my boss, I
01:10:40Oh really, and you expect me to believe you
01:10:42Like you believe me with Anastasia
01:10:44And you lied to my face
01:10:48Bullshit, you didn't look at pictures
01:10:50You are just like every other opportunistic
01:10:53Paparazzi scum out there
01:10:55Looking to make a buck of celebrities
01:10:57Do you think we are so bad?
01:11:00Go look in the fucking mirror
01:11:12You are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum
01:11:18Out there
01:11:19Looking to make a buck of celebrities
01:11:21Do you think we are so bad?
01:11:24Go look in the fucking mirror
01:11:25McKayla, it's been a week
01:11:39When are you going to get out of the house?
01:11:42And out of those dingy pajamas?
01:11:45Never
01:11:45My life is a disaster
01:11:48Rent is due
01:11:50I have no job
01:11:51And Brody thinks that I leaked that article about him
01:11:55Brody's a dog
01:11:56Who cares what he thinks?
01:11:59I do
01:12:00Well maybe things are turning up
01:12:09Orlando Winfell is coming here
01:12:13Oh my god
01:12:15This is my apartment
01:12:17I know
01:12:17I can't see her looking like this
01:12:19I know
01:12:20What are you doing here?
01:12:38Oh, I just happened to be in the neighborhood
01:12:39But wait
01:12:42Sit, sit, please
01:12:44Okay
01:12:46So
01:12:48I read the article you wrote about me
01:12:51You did?
01:12:53Yes
01:12:54Yes, I did
01:12:55What if I told you I was starting a new magazine
01:13:00And I told you
01:13:00It was my lead journalist
01:13:02I would say
01:13:04Excellent
01:13:05You start right away
01:13:07How the future could come true
01:13:10Michaela, you're a talented journalist
01:13:13This you've proven
01:13:14Oh
01:13:16But without the perfect saying for your first story
01:13:19How the future could come true
01:13:24Thank you
01:13:24How the future could come true
01:13:25I'm your head
01:13:25To
01:13:27You've been
01:13:27What if I told you
01:13:28You've been
01:13:29How the future could come true
01:13:29And you've been
01:13:30You've been
01:13:30Welcome to
01:13:35There
01:13:42You've been
01:13:44I've been
01:13:45ICS
01:13:46You've been
01:14:46Honestly, I'm not great, but you know me, I just keep trucking on.
01:15:08You don't have to keep my addiction a secret, especially if it's hurting your career.
01:15:24You're just getting better, Mom.
01:15:27The last thing we need is paparazzi harassing you and you relapse.
01:15:32Your dad would be so proud of you, so considerate.
01:15:39Orlando Winfell started a new magazine.
01:15:46I just had to get the first issue.
01:15:48You and your celebrity gossip.
01:15:50Wow.
01:15:51It's the only way I can keep tabs on my boy.
01:15:53How else would I have found that about you and Michaela?
01:16:00Oh, wow.
01:16:02What is it?
01:16:03We need to see this.
01:16:04Oh, wow.
01:16:05What is it?
01:16:06We need to see this.
01:16:07We need to see this.
01:16:13Thanks for meeting me here.
01:16:20Thanks for meeting me here.
01:16:21Thanks.
01:16:22Behind the frashing lights.
01:16:23We need to see this.
01:16:42Thanks for meeting me here.
01:16:44Behind the froshing lights, the truth about Broderick Weston, the misunderstood vulnerability of Hollywood's biggest star.
01:17:08You're the only person I've ever been vulnerable with, besides my mom.
01:17:14That's why I was going to the rehab center, to see her.
01:17:22Why wouldn't you just tell me that?
01:17:26It's hard to talk about.
01:17:29My mom being an addict, especially when I'm trying to protect her from the world.
01:17:40I'm sorry, I didn't believe you.
01:17:45I'm even more sorry for the things that I said.
01:17:51It's worth anything.
01:17:54I'm sorry too.
01:17:55Celebrity relationships can be so messy.
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:08I know.
01:18:09I can't believe these last few weeks have changed my life.
01:18:22I don't want to be just a headline with you.
01:18:27I'm in love with you.
01:18:28I'm in love with you.
01:18:33I'm in love with you.
01:18:41Where's the paths?
01:18:47Where are the paths?
01:18:48Where are the paths?
01:18:49In love with you.
01:18:50Where are the paths?
01:19:05I feel better than that.
01:19:07I feel better than that.
01:19:09Moving all the paths are created by you.
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