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00:00paper hearts my app where lazy students get A's and I get paid essays homework research you name
00:12it as long as I stay in the shadows nothing's impossible
00:18well almost nothing
00:29Jan you sure you didn't get help on that essay
00:45I don't know what you're talking about really well school does whoever's behind paper hearts
00:56we're on to them once caught it won't just be expulsion users will face consequences too
01:05chapters four and five are tomorrow
01:17I know your secret
01:28you're paper hearts aren't you
01:38your words they're art
01:44hey don't worry
01:48your secret's safe with me
01:57but I can't hold back anymore
01:58this is all I've ever wanted
02:05sorry
02:14you okay
02:22what were you thinking about
02:29nothing
02:31okay
02:32I'm Brad
02:33Mia
02:38great to meet you
02:40um I actually wanted to ask you for a favor
02:44no
02:46why you don't even know what it is
02:48yeah but if you're asking then it's trouble
02:50well it's actually something kind of personal
02:52I need a
02:54a love letter
02:56you got one
02:59look I know your paper hearts
03:01right
03:02hey what's the key I got a chain
03:05hey just take it easy man
03:08no I got it
03:10I got it
03:10I got it
03:11I got it
03:11yeah
03:11are you insane
03:16sitting in front of everyone
03:20relax
03:22I haven't told anybody anything yet
03:25well did you hit your head too hard at practice and start imagining things
03:30no you left your laptop open and I saw everything
03:32idiot
03:35listen I'm not here to expose you or anything
03:39I want to hire you
03:41and why don't you use the app like everyone else
03:44well because it's not for a school assignment or anything like that
03:48it's
03:48something personal
03:51you know
03:52totally heart well
03:54and the only girl in school who actually writes her own essays
03:58I need your help
04:00in writing her a letter
04:02actually it's a
04:04a love letter
04:06so you did hit your head
04:10look I'm not trying to blackmail you or anything
04:12I need your help
04:13okay
04:14you keep your secret
04:15I get what I want
04:16everybody wins
04:17that's literally the definition of blackmail you moron
04:21the school is on to me
04:24if he talks
04:25it's over
04:26no college
04:27no future
04:28I'll double your rate
04:29what
04:33I'll pay you
04:35listen this is really
04:37important to me
04:39so
04:39name your price
04:41no
04:43hey
04:44come on
04:45can't leave me here
04:45name the
04:46girl's bathroom
04:47hey
04:48miss brooks
05:10we need to talk
05:12your mother's treatment
05:15insurance will cover the next phase
05:18without payments
05:20I'm getting money
05:21okay but we don't have much time
05:24all that work
05:31all that work
05:53all those words
05:55and it's still
05:57not enough
05:58I didn't take you for a midnight caller
06:15I'll do it
06:18but under one condition
06:21who even likes love letters anymore
06:29you're not 12
06:31yeah well Chloe's a different kind of girl
06:33she likes to read books
06:34and she's a writer
06:35and she's in a very romantic thing
06:37so
06:37I won't just go over to her
06:39like
06:40she's any other girl
06:41I want to impress her
06:43aren't you kidding
06:44Samantha
06:45no
06:46that was just a
06:55trust me
06:57we were never really a thing
06:58so
06:59will you do this for me
07:01all right
07:06let's show me what you wrote
07:08all right
07:18hey Chloe
07:21I think you're really cool
07:25not just regular cool
07:27but
07:27that's cool
07:29you make me feel weird
07:33not bad weird
07:35good weird
07:36like when I score a basket
07:39and people cheer
07:40but
07:41also
07:42like
07:43when I eat too many tacos
07:44and my stomach gets all twisty
07:46rad
07:47that's not bad
07:49that's pretty good
07:51yeah you obviously
07:53like
07:54but I need something in return
07:56listen Mia
08:00you're a really cool girl
08:00I just don't see you like that
08:02I need you to help me get with
08:04Dan
08:05Dan
08:10big bad Dan
08:12yes
08:14Dan
08:15shut up
08:15you're joking
08:16you're not joking
08:18okay
08:19if that's what you want to do
08:21you'll catch yourself a deal
08:23you can help
08:29flattery
08:34metaphors
08:35a little poetic flair
08:37easy
08:38making it sound like
08:40Brad actually wrote it
08:42nearly impossible
08:43oh
08:48this is gold
08:49Chloe
08:50you're the kind of story
08:52I told you she was a total lesbo
08:54Samantha
08:54get it back
08:55Samantha
08:56get it back
08:58get it back
08:59get it back
09:00get it back
09:01you stupid
09:06clumsy
09:07bitch
09:07really
09:12come on out
09:25Mia
09:25don't be shy
09:27here for some action
09:29nerd
09:30oh this is about me legendary
09:31no
09:32no
09:33it's the wrong room
09:34I
09:35hey
09:35hey
09:36what are you doing
09:36hey
09:37back up
09:39come on out
09:40Mia
09:40don't open the door
09:42no
09:43if they want something to stare
09:44I'll give them something to stare
09:45back up
09:47hey ladies
09:51oh my god
09:55all right
09:58what's going on
09:58whoa
10:00Brad
10:01close
10:01now
10:02sorry
10:02Samantha was knocking on the door
10:04and
10:04this was it
10:06enough
10:07to the principal's office
10:08follow you
10:09get some clothes on
10:12will do
10:12thank you sir
10:13hey they're gone
10:16you can open your eyes
10:17yeah
10:17that's not why
10:18I'm keeping them shut
10:19oh
10:20it's me
10:21yeah
10:22I think I might be blind now
10:29how do you have zero shame
10:32it's a blessing and a curse
10:35hmm
10:36I think Chloe would appreciate you
10:39bearing it all
10:41relax
10:44she's
10:45just pulling your leg
10:46for someone who gets naked on command
10:48you're pretty sensitive
10:49you could have any girl in the school
10:54why Chloe
10:56I don't know
10:58why does it matter
11:00you'd help me write the letters
11:03well it's like
11:06it's like little things
11:08you know like the way that she like
11:10touches her nose
11:10when she's like
11:11concentrating
11:13you know she'll like
11:14take her index finger
11:15and she'll
11:15tap her nose
11:17I don't know
11:19it's like
11:19I don't even think
11:20she knows she's doing it
11:21but
11:21I can work with that
11:25awesome
11:30he was like
11:32I don't know
11:33I don't know
11:35he
11:36don't
11:37I don't know
11:38how do you do
11:39I don't know
11:39how do you do
11:40but
11:40I don't know
11:41I don't know
11:47but
11:49I don't know
11:50I don't
11:52I don't know
11:53how do you help
11:54something
11:55and
11:56what I mean
11:57I'm
11:58Is this a look?
12:11My eyes are shown.
12:18Mia!
12:19Oh, you did it!
12:23You did it!
12:24Oh, oh!
12:26Sorry.
12:27Yeah, it's fine.
12:29You're a genius.
12:30Yeah.
12:31I knew my plan was going to work.
12:33Wait, whoa.
12:34Pump the brakes, Romeo.
12:36Don't forget about our deal.
12:37It's my turn now.
12:39What about Dan?
12:40Oh, Dan.
12:41Yeah, Dan.
12:43Oh, yeah, right.
12:44No, no, no.
12:45Yeah, Dan.
12:46Oh, gosh.
12:47Tell me you forgot.
12:48No.
12:49No, actually, I got this.
12:53Brad.
12:54You're going to see Dan tonight.
12:58Tonight?
12:59Yeah, there's a party at Ryan's, and Dan is going to be there.
13:02I don't do parties.
13:04Well, Dan parties.
13:06So you do now.
13:07But I don't have anything to wear.
13:15Oh, God.
13:17Do you scare me?
13:18You look like you're about to get naked again.
13:21No, I, uh, I got a plan.
13:26You.
13:26I don't have anything to wear.
13:28I don't have a plan.
13:30Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:30Bye.
13:31Bye.
13:34Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:43Bye.
13:43Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:48Bye.
13:50Bye.
13:54Bye.
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