Paper Heart, I Love You Part 4

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00:00I'm back. I was gonna throw up.

00:03Okay, let's see.

00:07Dear stranger, every time I open my locker, my heart sinks if it's empty.

00:16Each letter you leave makes the story of my life feel a little more complete.

00:20Ooh, that's good.

00:23But every story has to step off the page eventually.

00:26What if we met?

00:32She wants to meet?

00:35Oh my God.

00:46What's this?

00:48It's a coolie favorite band.

00:50I wanted to think you guys have things in common, right?

00:53Yeah, yeah.

00:54What about when girls like when guys have their own interests?

00:58Okay, but not when their thing is basketball and burping the alphabet.

01:02You remember that?

01:03Yeah.

01:05That's bad. That's really bad. Oh my God.

01:08Okay, so, let's see. Okay.

01:13Chloe's favorite book?

01:14Um, The Night Changers.

01:17Okay.

01:19Chloe's favorite movie?

01:21Pride and Problems.

01:22Prejudice.

01:25The movie's called Prejudice?

01:26Prejudice. Pride and Prejudice.

01:28Oh, Pride and Prejudice.

01:29Good job. Okay.

01:31All right. What food does she hate?

01:34Um, anything with olives.

01:37Good job!

01:38Hey, look at you.

01:40You're not completely a lost cause.

01:42Hey, they don't call me B-Rad for nothing.

01:44Okay.

01:45Um, you're taking her on the first date.

01:49Where are you going?

01:51The drive-in movie theater.

01:52Hmm.

01:55Good.

01:56Let me ask you something.

01:59If someone were to take you on a date, where would you want to go?

02:06It's not important.

02:07Anyways, I don't drive, so...

02:09Yeah.

02:10You don't drive?

02:11I never got my license.

02:14You're lying.

02:16Oh, my God.

02:18Little Miss Overachiever never got her license.

02:20This is amazing.

02:22It's not funny.

02:22It's very funny.

02:24It's pretty funny.

02:26Wow.

02:27Well, lucky for you, Coach Sterling over here is open for driving lessons.

02:34No, Brad, it's not happening.

02:36Yes.

02:37I'm serious.

02:37No.

02:38No, I'm serious.

02:39I'm sorry.

02:39It's not a joke.

02:40It's not going to happen.

02:42It's happening.

02:43All right.

02:52Driver's head time.

02:53You ready?

02:54I'm not doing it.

02:56Come on.

02:56You're a genius.

02:58How are you driving to you?

02:59No, I'm serious.

03:00Brad, please, just drive me.

03:01Look, what are you so afraid of?

03:03If it's a car, not a shark, you're going to be fine.

03:05Yeah, well, my dad died in one.

03:08And my mom's been in the hospital ever since.

03:10So I'm not driving.

03:17I got an idea.

03:19All right, so why don't you just stay right here?

03:23Is it okay?

03:33What are you doing?

03:37We're going to take it still.

03:38Just like a turtle.

03:40And look at it.

03:43Nothing's going to happen.

03:45Do you trust me?

03:48I do.

03:50Great.

03:51Hop on in.

03:53Okay.

03:56Look, I got you a gift.

03:57I'm okay.

03:59Let me see.

04:03I got you.

04:04Oh, God.

04:06You got this.

04:11Perfect.

04:12All right.

04:13That's the brake.

04:14That's the gas.

04:16We're in drive.

04:18That's reverse.

04:19Okay.

04:20All right.

04:21So it's a new show right now.

04:23Whenever you're ready, put it in drive.

04:26Slowly put it on the gas.

04:28Okay.

04:29On the gas.

04:31Yeah, right on the gas.

04:33Okay, all right.

04:38Wow, that was great.

04:40No, no, no, no, no.

04:40Hey, no, hey.

04:41Hey, I got you.

04:42I got you.

04:44And honestly, not too bad for your first time.

04:46I almost killed us.

04:47Well, that builds character.

04:49Yeah, you did great.

04:51I think lesson one is complete.

04:54All right.

04:55My turn.

04:55Ah!

04:57Lucas?

04:59Safety, safety.

05:01Great job.

05:02How dare you?

05:02Do you people really look at each other like that?

05:05I mean, come on.

05:07Yeah.

05:07If they're blind.

05:11Watch your brother get a kiss right here.

05:13Right here.

05:14Oh.

05:15Oh!

05:16Call, babe.

05:17Wow.

05:17Look at you.

05:19I just don't understand why people think this stuff is, like, so romantic.

05:23It's the build-up.

05:26The anticipation, you know?

05:28You can chase your company's good body.

05:33So, are you sure?

05:37I think they're getting more sure of anything.

05:39Hold on.

05:39Sorry, I need to take this.

05:50Okay.

05:52Hello?

05:53I'll be right there.

05:57Mom?

05:59You said it was an emergency?

06:00It's nothing, sweetie.

06:02Just a little scare.

06:03I'm fine.

06:06Who's this handsome young man?

06:08Your boyfriend?

06:09Yes.

06:10Yes.

06:10Hi.

06:10I'm Brad Sterling.

06:12It's great to meet you, ma'am.

06:14Oh, you were quite the catch.

06:17What are your intentions with my daughter?

06:19Mom?

06:20He's not my boyfriend.

06:21Her heart is failing faster than we expected.

06:29She needs a transplant within the week.

06:32How much?

06:33Even with insurance, you're looking at $200,000.

06:37Man, there are other options.

06:39It's okay.

06:39I'll figure it out.

06:40Man, trust me.

06:42I'll figure it out.

06:51I'm such a freaking idiot.

07:01This whole time, paper hearts, it's...

07:04That's why you're doing it.

07:06Yeah, but Brad, I'm stuck.

07:08Even with everything I've saved, it's not enough money.

07:10Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.

07:11It's okay.

07:15You know what?

07:21We're not doing it alone anymore.

07:24We've got a plan.

07:25All right?

07:26Yeah.

07:26We're not doing it.

07:30Hmm.

08:30Well, I'm going to keep trying.

08:32And you're going to keep trying, too.

08:44Oh, no.

08:48I'm going for him.

08:49Come on.

08:53Get to work.

08:58Just five more essays.

09:00Is that why I didn't give Chloe the letter?

09:07Because I wanted him for myself?

09:10Okay.

09:11Here you go.

09:13You'll wear this on your date.

09:15I'll feed you the lines.

09:16You repeat them.

09:17No improvising.

09:18Got it?

09:19Just repeat them.

09:20No improvising.

09:21Okay?

09:22What if I think it's something really funny to say?

09:24Well, you just keep it to yourself.

09:27Okay.

09:27Yep.

09:28Wow, my very own dating coach.

09:30Yeah.

09:31You need it.

09:32So.

09:33You ready?

09:35Oh, I'm ready.

09:36You smile and relax, okay?

09:45Oh, my God.

09:45I'm going to pee my pants.

09:48You're going to do great, okay?

09:49I'm right here.

09:50Okay.

09:51She's coming.

09:51Brad Sterling.

09:59Hi.

10:00It's great to officially meet you.

10:02You too.

10:05Okay.

10:08Wow.

10:11I can't believe it's you that's been writing me those letters.

10:16You know what they say.

10:18You know what they say.

10:20You can't touch a book by its cover.

10:24I guess you're right.

10:28Tell her she looks beautiful.

10:32You look beautiful.

10:35You know, that word is so overused

10:38that it's lost all of its meaning.

10:42But it has it with you.

10:48So.

10:50Why me?

10:51Why the letters?

10:53You're smiling.

10:56You smell.

10:58I'm sorry?

11:00You smell like a wet dog in the summer.

11:06What?

11:07No, no, no, no.

11:08Say it.

11:09I mean, in the sun.

11:10I mean.

11:10Is that better?

11:11No, no, no.

11:13Say, say you're easy to talk to.

11:15Because you're so easy.

11:22Are you okay?

11:23Can you hear me?

11:24Brad, books.

11:25Tell her you liked her book.

11:28Pride and Olives.

11:30It's an overrated book.

11:32It's overrated.

11:36I mean.

11:37No, no, no, no.

11:38Look.

11:38Oh, my God.

11:39Oh, my God.

11:40I knew this was a mistake, so.

11:42I think I'm just gonna go.

11:43No, no, no.

11:43Don't.

11:44Don't let her leave.

11:45Stop her.

11:46I'm gonna go.

11:46I'm really thinking.

11:47Hold on.

11:48I'm sorry.

11:49I'm not sorry.

11:50I just feel a little bit.

11:52Can I try again?

11:54I'm sorry I wasn't being honest with you.

11:56Stick to the plan.

11:58What are you doing?

11:59Okay.

12:03Brad.

12:05Chloe.

12:06Hello?

12:09Hello?

12:10I just.

12:11You know, you're somebody that I kind of.

12:14I've been watching and kind of.

12:16What is he's saying?

12:18Sorry.

12:26He's got this.

12:29And I'm losing him.

12:34Nothing.

12:36Not a word.

12:38Guess it went well.

12:41He doesn't need me anymore.

12:42He's so funny.

12:47Yes.

12:48How many of you are?

12:49I don't see.

12:49Mm-hmm.

12:50What do you think you think?

12:52Oh, my God.

12:53What are you doing?

12:54What are you doing?

12:55Whoa.

12:57Hey, Mia.

12:58Oh.

13:00Hey.

13:05It's not what it looks like.

13:06Oh, really?

13:07Let me guess.

13:08You were just tutoring her in anatomy.

13:11Babe, come on.

13:15Really?

13:18Okay, look.

13:18There's.

13:19Obviously, there's enough of me for all of you.

13:23Gotta learn to share.

13:24Oh, my God.

13:29You're actually dumber than I thought.

13:32What?

13:34You were never special, Dan.

13:37I just thought you were.

13:40But reality check?

13:41You're just another generic jock

13:44with a two brain cell capacity

13:46and an expiration date.

13:48Yeah.

13:49And years from now,

13:50you'll just be that guy at the bar

13:52washed up talking about the high school game

13:55that nobody remembers.

13:58Right here, Dan.

13:59Like, this is your peak.

14:02It's all downhill from here.

14:06Dan the man!

14:07Yeah!

14:09Woo!

14:11Dan, I thought I told you.

14:25I don't want another dumb,

14:27overbox guy just coming.

14:41I don't want another dumb,

15:08It's okay.

15:38I have zero time or interest in dealing with you.

15:41Relax, Descartes. I'm not here to fight.

15:44Then what do you want?

15:46Imagine my surprise when your dumbass accidentally sends me your personal info straight from the Paper Hearts account.

15:54Exhausted much?

15:56I have no idea what you're talking about. That's not mine.

16:02Two phones. Weird for a broke little charity case.

16:05Get out!

16:06No! Smile!

16:08Give me my phone back.

16:09Holy shit!

16:10It's you!

16:11You're a Paper Heart!

16:12Please?

16:13Please, it's not that you can't tell anyone.

16:15I'll do your homework, your essays, whatever you want.

16:17I don't care about any of that.

16:19Then what do you want?

16:20I want the truth.

16:21Why is Brad always with you?

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