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Brooke and Connor from ‘Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast’ know who's more likely to spill the tea, but when they face the most sour candy they've ever tried, can either of them keep a secret? From deleting flopped posts to flexing influencer status for VIP perks, the co-hosts get brutally honest about ghosting, the creator they secretly (but not mutually) wished would get canceled, and their most awkward celebrity encounter. Plus, the internet's favorite dynamic duo reveal whether either of them has ever thought about quitting and finally answer the question everyone's wondering: has it really always been 100% platonic?

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Transcript
00:00Never have I ever had a crush on my co-host.
00:02Oh, Brooke.
00:04Hey, I'm Connor Wood.
00:05And I'm Brooke Averick.
00:06And today we're playing Suck It Up with Delish.
00:09Oh my god.
00:10This one hurts.
00:11This is like, ugh.
00:15In front of us, we have five different candies here,
00:17ranging from a little sour to, I guess, painfully sour.
00:21We'll have to answer a series of never have I ever scenarios.
00:24For everything we have done, we'll have to suck it up.
00:26Who's more likely to spill the tea?
00:28Brooke.
00:29I can't keep a secret.
00:30Cut that.
00:32OK, here we go.
00:36The first sour ranking is one out of five.
00:38Round one, never have I ever deleted a post because it flopped.
00:41I've done that.
00:42I mean, should I eat the whole jar?
00:43I've done that a million times.
00:45What color would you like?
00:46I'll do red.
00:47OK, ready?
00:48My tongue is leaking.
00:48Cheers.
00:49All right.
00:52I'm getting notes of red 40.
00:55Oh, it's good once you suck all the sour off.
00:57Yeah, I think that was good.
00:59OK, wait, that's amazing.
01:00What was the post that you deleted because it flopped?
01:02I think the thing about like posting is that it's really it's always embarrassing.
01:06So like when it doesn't do well, it's even more embarrassing.
01:08Yeah, I wrote a like a 60 second bit that I walked around and filmed in New York outside
01:14that people saw me filming.
01:15I filmed it about 40, 50 times, posted it, felt really good about it.
01:18Flop City?
01:19USA, population one.
01:21Never have I ever pretended to know who a celeb was while meeting them.
01:25I do that with both celebrities and non-celebrities alike.
01:29The most memorable one I have of that is Luke Bryan, except I didn't realize it was Luke Bryan the whole time.
01:34He was calling me berries and I never understood why until I saw a picture of myself the next day
01:38because I was drinking red wine and my teeth, it looked like I had been feeding on like a carcass of an animal.
01:43I was red and he was like, all right, berries, whatever.
01:46And then later on the night they were like, what were you talking to Luke Bryan for, for like 45 minutes?
01:50So I was like, mmm, that's that voice.
01:53That's why the voice sounded familiar.
01:55Give me another, no, you know I like the more severe red.
01:58Oh, the maroon ones.
01:58Oh, classy girl.
02:00Okay, I'll do this.
02:03Delicious, like I can't even begin.
02:07The second sour ranking is two out of five.
02:11Never have I ever lied about loving a PR package I secretly hated.
02:15Well, maybe once or twice.
02:17It'll be like PR for a movie and it's like,
02:19why are you sending me like a life-size igloo cooler?
02:22Like an igloo cooler, that's what I was going to do.
02:23You could put a whole family in this igloo cooler and it's like.
02:25I have like six igloo coolers and I'm like that, I'm very blessed.
02:29Yeah, I'm, I'm coolered out.
02:30Okay.
02:31Do you bite these or just suck?
02:33I think we have to suck it up.
02:35Oh, that's already really spicy.
02:37Spicy?
02:39I have a cut on my lip apparently.
02:41That's good.
02:42I can't talk.
02:44Can't talk.
02:45Never have I ever ghosted someone.
02:47I don't think I'm ghosting anyone romantically.
02:49Work-wise, friendship-wise, career-wise, religiously.
02:54So in every other way but romantic you've ghosted?
02:57Yeah, yeah.
02:57And I've ghosted like work people for sure.
03:00I can't believe this is a two.
03:05Ugh.
03:06Ugh.
03:07Okay.
03:08That's not okay.
03:11The third sour ranking is three out of five.
03:14Never have I ever said something I regret on the podcast.
03:17Come on.
03:19Should I just eat it?
03:20I might just swallow this one whole.
03:21Okay, I'm gonna do blue.
03:22That seems cool.
03:23What is it like chew?
03:24What is your mouth?
03:28Ugh.
03:28It's like, oh my god.
03:30Oh, but then you get to a point and it's like, this is amazing.
03:33Never have I ever dropped a cryptic post about another creator.
03:36I'm like so thrilled to announce that I have not.
03:40I don't think I have either.
03:42Really?
03:42Yeah.
03:42Wow.
03:43That's incredible.
03:44Maybe something we could do.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I'm too scared of people.
03:47I am too.
03:48But if they wanted to, like they could, mm-mm.
03:51Put your tongue back in your mouth.
03:53Put that thing back where it came from.
03:54You're supposed to help me.
03:55The fourth Sour ranking is four out of five.
04:02Never have I ever wished for another creator to get canceled.
04:05I have.
04:06Who?
04:06Wait, whisper to me.
04:07I can't.
04:08You did.
04:08Yes.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Okay.
04:11We were aligned on one.
04:12I'm actually not quite sure what you said.
04:17Oh, we were thinking of completely different people.
04:19Oh, who were you saying?
04:20I can't tell you.
04:21You have to do it like this.
04:22Yeah?
04:24Why?
04:25What are you?
04:26What do you mean?
04:28No.
04:31I was like, what?
04:32Wait.
04:33Oh.
04:36I can't even look at this one.
04:39Oh.
04:40Oh, that's not good.
04:42Bon appétit, my love, vodka.
04:46No need to do that.
04:48Give me it.
04:51At first, I was like, this is not bad.
04:54I was thinking it's the same thing.
04:55If you move it around, it gets worse.
04:57You just get a ringing in your head?
04:58Oh, I'm sweating.
04:59Wow.
05:00I think this is, like, going to permanently affect my taste buds for years to come.
05:04Never have I ever flexed being an influencer for VIP access.
05:08I've never been like, I'm an influencer.
05:10I haven't been like, I look at my followers.
05:12I've just been like, maybe I could DM the restaurant.
05:17That one's dangerous.
05:20Um, holy crap.
05:23The fifth sour raking is five out of five.
05:28This is great and awesome.
05:30Never have I ever thought about quitting Brooke and Connor make a podcast.
05:33I have not.
05:36Me neither.
05:37I have not.
05:39Eat one of those candies.
05:40I can't.
05:42You deserve to eat one of those candies.
05:44I do.
05:45You guys put us in this room and we're getting roasted and toasted.
05:49I get more overwhelmed more quickly than Connor does.
05:53So I think there have been a few times where I've hit my limit.
05:57I've thought about, hey, maybe quitting.
06:01This is the first time I've heard that, which is so great.
06:03Thank you guys for facilitating this.
06:06But I'm not going to.
06:07I'm not going to because I also know that about myself and I know that I just need to take a few days and it will go away.
06:13So, just me for now.
06:15Yeah, I've never had that thought.
06:17Okay.
06:19Ooh, ah.
06:19It's hard.
06:20So my body's like repelling it.
06:23There's no way.
06:25There's literally no way.
06:33Sorry.
06:36Like a bomb went off.
06:38What did you do?
06:39Why did you guys make it brown?
06:41Did you, like, it's like you mix lemon, lime, hot sauce, whatever's inside of a lava lamp.
06:50Count to five.
06:51I can do it for five.
06:51Okay, okay.
06:52Ready?
06:52I'm not going to start until it's in your mouth.
06:54Start with zero.
06:55Zero.
06:56One.
06:57Two.
06:58Ew, now it's wet.
06:59Never have I ever had a crush on my co-host.
07:02Oh, Brooke.
07:04Well, if I say no, then I don't have to eat it.
07:08Yeah.
07:09So, no.
07:10Okay.
07:11She did have a crush on me.
07:13Connor.
07:13I don't, I can't eat this.
07:15Okay, that's fine.
07:16I'll take it for her.
07:17You can lie.
07:18You guys are, like, low-key super evil.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:26It's like, I can't even walk.
07:27Oh!
07:28I can't even, like, this is a feeling I've never felt.
07:32It's a taste I've never tasted.
07:34You're all on my naughty list.
07:36I can beat the five seconds, though.
07:39One.
07:41Two.
07:44Three.
07:47Four.
07:49Four and a half.
07:51Four and a three quarters.
07:53Five.
07:55I know people are going to watch this and be like, oh, they're being drama.
07:59No, I, like, I feel every cut on the lip.
08:00I feel, like, sick.
08:01I'm going straight to the dentist.
08:04Has it always been 100% platonic?
08:07Yes.
08:09Thanks so much for watching.
08:11Be sure to listen to our podcast, Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast.
08:14New episode every Thursday.
08:15I also am on tour.
08:16I do stand-up.
08:17And tickets are available in my bio, at Fibula.
08:20And I wrote a book, which is available for pre-order now, anywhere that you can get books.
08:24It's a rom-com, and I think you'll like it.
08:27You will like it.
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