00:00Never have I ever had a crush on my co-host.
00:02Oh, Brooke.
00:04Hey, I'm Connor Wood.
00:05And I'm Brooke Averick.
00:06And today we're playing Suck It Up with Delish.
00:09Oh my god.
00:10This one hurts.
00:11This is like, ugh.
00:15In front of us, we have five different candies here,
00:17ranging from a little sour to, I guess, painfully sour.
00:21We'll have to answer a series of never have I ever scenarios.
00:24For everything we have done, we'll have to suck it up.
00:26Who's more likely to spill the tea?
00:28Brooke.
00:29I can't keep a secret.
00:30Cut that.
00:32OK, here we go.
00:36The first sour ranking is one out of five.
00:38Round one, never have I ever deleted a post because it flopped.
00:41I've done that.
00:42I mean, should I eat the whole jar?
00:43I've done that a million times.
00:45What color would you like?
00:46I'll do red.
00:47OK, ready?
00:48My tongue is leaking.
00:48Cheers.
00:49All right.
00:52I'm getting notes of red 40.
00:55Oh, it's good once you suck all the sour off.
00:57Yeah, I think that was good.
00:59OK, wait, that's amazing.
01:00What was the post that you deleted because it flopped?
01:02I think the thing about like posting is that it's really it's always embarrassing.
01:06So like when it doesn't do well, it's even more embarrassing.
01:08Yeah, I wrote a like a 60 second bit that I walked around and filmed in New York outside
01:14that people saw me filming.
01:15I filmed it about 40, 50 times, posted it, felt really good about it.
01:18Flop City?
01:19USA, population one.
01:21Never have I ever pretended to know who a celeb was while meeting them.
01:25I do that with both celebrities and non-celebrities alike.
01:29The most memorable one I have of that is Luke Bryan, except I didn't realize it was Luke Bryan the whole time.
01:34He was calling me berries and I never understood why until I saw a picture of myself the next day
01:38because I was drinking red wine and my teeth, it looked like I had been feeding on like a carcass of an animal.
01:43I was red and he was like, all right, berries, whatever.
01:46And then later on the night they were like, what were you talking to Luke Bryan for, for like 45 minutes?
01:50So I was like, mmm, that's that voice.
01:53That's why the voice sounded familiar.
01:55Give me another, no, you know I like the more severe red.
01:58Oh, the maroon ones.
01:58Oh, classy girl.
02:00Okay, I'll do this.
02:03Delicious, like I can't even begin.
02:07The second sour ranking is two out of five.
02:11Never have I ever lied about loving a PR package I secretly hated.
02:15Well, maybe once or twice.
02:17It'll be like PR for a movie and it's like,
02:19why are you sending me like a life-size igloo cooler?
02:22Like an igloo cooler, that's what I was going to do.
02:23You could put a whole family in this igloo cooler and it's like.
02:25I have like six igloo coolers and I'm like that, I'm very blessed.
02:29Yeah, I'm, I'm coolered out.
02:30Okay.
02:31Do you bite these or just suck?
02:33I think we have to suck it up.
02:35Oh, that's already really spicy.
02:37Spicy?
02:39I have a cut on my lip apparently.
02:41That's good.
02:42I can't talk.
02:44Can't talk.
02:45Never have I ever ghosted someone.
02:47I don't think I'm ghosting anyone romantically.
02:49Work-wise, friendship-wise, career-wise, religiously.
02:54So in every other way but romantic you've ghosted?
02:57Yeah, yeah.
02:57And I've ghosted like work people for sure.
03:00I can't believe this is a two.
03:05Ugh.
03:06Ugh.
03:07Okay.
03:08That's not okay.
03:11The third sour ranking is three out of five.
03:14Never have I ever said something I regret on the podcast.
03:17Come on.
03:19Should I just eat it?
03:20I might just swallow this one whole.
03:21Okay, I'm gonna do blue.
03:22That seems cool.
03:23What is it like chew?
03:24What is your mouth?
03:28Ugh.
03:28It's like, oh my god.
03:30Oh, but then you get to a point and it's like, this is amazing.
03:33Never have I ever dropped a cryptic post about another creator.
03:36I'm like so thrilled to announce that I have not.
03:40I don't think I have either.
03:42Really?
03:42Yeah.
03:42Wow.
03:43That's incredible.
03:44Maybe something we could do.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I'm too scared of people.
03:47I am too.
03:48But if they wanted to, like they could, mm-mm.
03:51Put your tongue back in your mouth.
03:53Put that thing back where it came from.
03:54You're supposed to help me.
03:55The fourth Sour ranking is four out of five.
04:02Never have I ever wished for another creator to get canceled.
04:05I have.
04:06Who?
04:06Wait, whisper to me.
04:07I can't.
04:08You did.
04:08Yes.
04:09Yeah.
04:10Okay.
04:11We were aligned on one.
04:12I'm actually not quite sure what you said.
04:17Oh, we were thinking of completely different people.
04:19Oh, who were you saying?
04:20I can't tell you.
04:21You have to do it like this.
04:22Yeah?
04:24Why?
04:25What are you?
04:26What do you mean?
04:28No.
04:31I was like, what?
04:32Wait.
04:33Oh.
04:36I can't even look at this one.
04:39Oh.
04:40Oh, that's not good.
04:42Bon appétit, my love, vodka.
04:46No need to do that.
04:48Give me it.
04:51At first, I was like, this is not bad.
04:54I was thinking it's the same thing.
04:55If you move it around, it gets worse.
04:57You just get a ringing in your head?
04:58Oh, I'm sweating.
04:59Wow.
05:00I think this is, like, going to permanently affect my taste buds for years to come.
05:04Never have I ever flexed being an influencer for VIP access.
05:08I've never been like, I'm an influencer.
05:10I haven't been like, I look at my followers.
05:12I've just been like, maybe I could DM the restaurant.
05:17That one's dangerous.
05:20Um, holy crap.
05:23The fifth sour raking is five out of five.
05:28This is great and awesome.
05:30Never have I ever thought about quitting Brooke and Connor make a podcast.
05:33I have not.
05:36Me neither.
05:37I have not.
05:39Eat one of those candies.
05:40I can't.
05:42You deserve to eat one of those candies.
05:44I do.
05:45You guys put us in this room and we're getting roasted and toasted.
05:49I get more overwhelmed more quickly than Connor does.
05:53So I think there have been a few times where I've hit my limit.
05:57I've thought about, hey, maybe quitting.
06:01This is the first time I've heard that, which is so great.
06:03Thank you guys for facilitating this.
06:06But I'm not going to.
06:07I'm not going to because I also know that about myself and I know that I just need to take a few days and it will go away.
06:13So, just me for now.
06:15Yeah, I've never had that thought.
06:17Okay.
06:19Ooh, ah.
06:19It's hard.
06:20So my body's like repelling it.
06:23There's no way.
06:25There's literally no way.
06:33Sorry.
06:36Like a bomb went off.
06:38What did you do?
06:39Why did you guys make it brown?
06:41Did you, like, it's like you mix lemon, lime, hot sauce, whatever's inside of a lava lamp.
06:50Count to five.
06:51I can do it for five.
06:51Okay, okay.
06:52Ready?
06:52I'm not going to start until it's in your mouth.
06:54Start with zero.
06:55Zero.
06:56One.
06:57Two.
06:58Ew, now it's wet.
06:59Never have I ever had a crush on my co-host.
07:02Oh, Brooke.
07:04Well, if I say no, then I don't have to eat it.
07:08Yeah.
07:09So, no.
07:10Okay.
07:11She did have a crush on me.
07:13Connor.
07:13I don't, I can't eat this.
07:15Okay, that's fine.
07:16I'll take it for her.
07:17You can lie.
07:18You guys are, like, low-key super evil.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:26It's like, I can't even walk.
07:27Oh!
07:28I can't even, like, this is a feeling I've never felt.
07:32It's a taste I've never tasted.
07:34You're all on my naughty list.
07:36I can beat the five seconds, though.
07:39One.
07:41Two.
07:44Three.
07:47Four.
07:49Four and a half.
07:51Four and a three quarters.
07:53Five.
07:55I know people are going to watch this and be like, oh, they're being drama.
07:59No, I, like, I feel every cut on the lip.
08:00I feel, like, sick.
08:01I'm going straight to the dentist.
08:04Has it always been 100% platonic?
08:07Yes.
08:09Thanks so much for watching.
08:11Be sure to listen to our podcast, Brooke and Connor Make a Podcast.
08:14New episode every Thursday.
08:15I also am on tour.
08:16I do stand-up.
08:17And tickets are available in my bio, at Fibula.
08:20And I wrote a book, which is available for pre-order now, anywhere that you can get books.
08:24It's a rom-com, and I think you'll like it.
08:27You will like it.
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