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00:00Here's what you'll never stand about the walls, you goddamn fool.

00:05Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.

00:15That's a Minnesota painting.

00:17Let's go for about $40 million.

00:19And this, the only one of its kind.

00:22The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.

00:24Worth $100 million.

00:27This might sound crazy, but I would make it worth your while.

00:32Would you want to get married?

00:37Married.

00:39You really bring new meaning to moving fast on the first date.

00:42Oh? Is this a date?

00:45It is a Friday night. It's a really nice place and you look fantastic.

00:52This is the best date I've had in ages.

00:55Okay. Since it's a date, I'll get right to the getting to know me phase.

01:00My family's business is struggling.

01:02My father, a very traditional man, has got it in his head that the solution to our problems is marrying me off to some rich snob.

01:10I'm flattered, but what makes you think I fit the rich man profile?

01:15Doesn't matter. I don't care how much you make.

01:18I just need to get married to get my parents out of my back while I fix our business.

01:22Contract marriage.

01:24Huh. That could work too.

01:27I know it's a crazy thing to ask, but I could pay you $10,000.

01:31All you'd have to do is play along and...

01:34That won't be necessary.

01:36I'd marry you for free.

01:42So I suppose my soon-to-be wife should know my name.

01:45I'm Damien.

01:47Irish Solson.

01:48Pleasure to meet you.

01:50Pleasure to meet you.

01:51Hope you don't have any Christmas plans.

01:53Because as my fiance, I need you to come meet my family.

01:56Looking forward to it.

02:05Mr. Damien, Merry Christmas.

02:07Merry Christmas.

02:08These are the Christmas gifts that you got for the Ulstons.

02:10They're worth hundreds of millions, so please let me securely deliver them to them.

02:14No need. I'll deliver them myself.

02:17Uh, but this is a company SUV. I'm a little confused.

02:21You're the Ulstons' honored guest, and they didn't get you a car?

02:24Do they realize who you are?

02:26I haven't met the family or told them who I am yet.

02:29That's how I want it.

02:30I want them to know me for me, rather than my money.

02:33All right. Whatever you say, sir.

02:36Who brought these Christmas gifts?

02:38They're from Damien.

02:39It's just a few gifts I got for the family.

02:41We can open them up during dinner.

02:43I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I'd better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.

02:47Hey, tough guy.

02:49What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?

02:52What is this fuss about, huh?

02:55Grandpa.

02:58This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.

03:01Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

03:02Good. Good. Not too tall, but handsome.

03:06You two make a lovely couple.

03:09Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?

03:11I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter.

03:15Is that a problem?

03:20Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.

03:22Can I help you, little girl?

03:23I'm here to get some cash from my uncle.

03:39My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy. Can you help me cash it?

03:57Fifty thousand dollars? I think your uncle's playing a trick on you.

04:05I'm sorry. I didn't know.

04:07This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.

04:10Iris, where can I find a chair?

04:16Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?

04:21He's Iris' husband. Why, don't you?

04:24Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random.

04:28Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?

04:31Damien isn't like that.

04:33Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?

04:35I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group?

04:40If he's not after our money, why else would he be here?

04:45That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.

04:51Damien, I got you a present.

05:01I think someone confused me for the dog.

05:07Good one, sis.

05:10Iris, your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.

05:16We're gonna treat him like one.

05:17Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?

05:19Actually, I'm not hungry, anyway.

05:21No, you won't eat the food we give you.

05:23You ungrateful little gold digger.

05:26I'm confused.

05:28Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.

05:31Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.

05:35He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check.

05:37He's a terrible role model and a liar!

05:42Merry Christmas!

05:49The check was real, Dad!

05:55Leslie, where did you get all this?

05:57It's real.

05:58I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it!

06:05Thank you, Uncle Damien.

06:07Leslie, go back to the kids' table.

06:09I'm rich.

06:11The check was legit.

06:12That was 50 grand.

06:13That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.

06:15How'd you come up with this kind of cash?

06:17Damien, what's going on?

06:18Did we just assume he was poor?

06:19He did.

06:20But you know what they say about assumptions.

06:25They make an ass out of you and me.

06:28This cannot be real.

06:30Oh, God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.

06:35Of course that's what he did.

06:36What a fragile ego.

06:37Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?

06:40Oh, ridiculous.

06:41It's shameful.

06:42Take it.

06:43You obviously need it more than many of us.

06:47Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.

06:52It's sad.

06:53Damien, you don't have to do this.

06:55It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.

06:59Iris, I'm not broke.

07:01And I don't need your money.

07:03And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.

07:09You'll see.

07:10I'm sorry, gifts?

07:13Gifts.

07:15Huh.

07:16Let's see them.

07:18Oh, come on, Dad.

07:19He's just a poor salesman.

07:21I'm sure they're just trash.

07:23You want to see real Christmas gifts?

07:26Let's open Amanda's.

07:27She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.

07:33She's rich.

07:36And she gives good gifts.

07:38Hey, what about me?

07:39I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.

07:40I should get the credit.

07:42I've been keeping this family afloat.

07:44If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.

07:49Excuse me?

07:50The company was already in rough shape when I took over.

07:53If anything, I was the one who turned it around.

07:55The company is still failing.

07:59Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen Company into bankruptcy.

08:04And what exactly do you want me to do?

08:06Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.

08:08He has the funds we need.

08:11Marcus is a huge success.

08:13Go be with him.

08:15Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.

08:20Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?

08:23A big deal?

08:25Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.

08:28Something that you probably can't comprehend.

08:31Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.

08:35I would know.

08:37Harvey's an employee.

08:41This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.

08:44Harvey Lambert works for no one.

08:46No, Iris, your husband is delusional.

08:50Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert, you need to get your head examined.

08:58Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight, so I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.

09:03I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.

09:12Merry Christmas, Grandpa.

09:14I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.

09:18Oh, Marcus. I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?

09:23It went great. We're officially partnering. There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head, so I had to rush right back here.

09:33Marcus, you are so impressive. I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.

09:38Be patient. That can be arranged.

09:40Oh, Marcus. Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.

09:54Iris.

09:56I don't want anything from you.

09:57A five-star golf club membership? This must be worth $30,000. Thanks, Marcus.

10:15A 49-year-old whiskey? That's 50 grand right there.

10:19Iris. Check this out. It was worn at last year's Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. It's got to be worth $100,000.

10:32Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days. I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.

10:39Marcus, this is too much. You should return it and ask for a refund.

10:43Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you. You would be the talk of the town.

10:49I know, Damien. It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.

10:57No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.

11:06Okay, Damien. Shut up. You're just jealous.

11:09You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.

11:14Marcus, don't even listen to him. He's such a leech.

11:19Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.

11:24And then she's all yours, you charmer.

11:30Oh, Damien.

11:31Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.

11:39We value sophistication, class, luxury.

11:44But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.

11:50Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.

11:53Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.

12:01No, no, that's too generous. More like the free donation bin.

12:06Not exactly. See for yourselves.

12:09You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.

12:12What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?

12:15Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.

12:18Mom!

12:20I think that's a great idea.

12:22I'll take that bet.

12:24And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.

12:48Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.

12:51Well, now you can.

12:53From your own personal yacht.

13:01That's a Lazara.

13:03Entry level boat is 10 million.

13:06Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.

13:08I hear you like collecting art.

13:09That's so innocent painting.

13:20Those go for about 40 million.

13:23And this.

13:25The only one of its kind.

13:27The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.

13:29Worth 100 million dollars.

13:39Okay.

13:40How, how is this possible?

13:50Hm?

13:52You had a deal.

13:54Right, Marcus?

13:56So apologize to my husband.

13:58It wasn't a writing.

14:00Damien was telling the truth.

14:02He's rich.

14:04Oh, Iris, you chose so well.

14:06We were so rude to your husband and we didn't mean it.

14:10Dammit, Marcus made us do it.

14:12Wait a second.

14:14Wait a second.

14:16Damien, Damien, Damien.

14:19You almost fooled me.

14:22Marcus, what are you talking about?

14:25Think about it.

14:27How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?

14:31There's only one logical answer.

14:34The cheap knock-offs.

14:36They're fake.

14:38Oh, you're right.

14:40I knew it.

14:42Come on, Iris, let's stick with the plan.

14:44For the family.

14:46Divorce Damien and Mary Marcus.

14:49Are you sure you all want to take that risk?

14:52Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes

14:57just because some middle manager says so?

14:59I believe Damien.

15:02Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.

15:06But we don't know much about him.

15:08What's there to know?

15:10You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?

15:17I don't think so.

15:20Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.

15:22You've seen luxuries.

15:24You're well-traveled.

15:26What's your expert opinion?

15:28Are my gifts cheap fakes?

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