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00:00$50,000? Where'd you get this kind of money?
00:05I can't be right, unless...
00:07Damien, I don't know where you're from, but in the real world, writing a bad check is a crime.
00:13I knew it. He doesn't have this kind of money. He's just trying to show off. This check is worthless.
00:20It's not, Leslie. Cash the check.
00:23This idiot's clothes don't even have a brand. If you're gonna pretend to be rich, try investing in some nicer clothes instead of these cheap knockoffs.
00:34Cheap? This is custom made, thank you.
00:36Damien, you are an embarrassment to this family. Lying to a child to protect your poor ego. How awful.
00:45You know, I was curious why your family's business was failing, but now I see why.
00:50You guys all jump to conclusions, and you can't see the truth when it's right in front of your face.
00:55You think I'm some poor loser? Prove it. Cash the check. Take it to the bank.
01:01And when you're ready to apologize, my wife and I will be here waiting.
01:05And when the check bounces? It won't.
01:10This is a family Christmas, and I'm done wasting my time on this loser.
01:15Agreed. Tom, help me with this.
01:18I need a drink.
01:26Who brought these Christmas gifts?
01:28They're from Damien.
01:29It's just a few gifts I got for the family. We can open them up during dinner.
01:33I really don't want to upset Dad during dinner, so I better check them out to make sure they're not too cheap or offensive.
01:37Hey, tough guy. What, are you embarrassed about your Christmas gifts?
01:41What is this fuss about, huh?
01:45Grandpa. This is my husband, Damien. The one I told you about.
01:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
01:52Good, good. Not too tall, but handsome. You two make a lovely couple.
01:58Hey, Dad, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
02:01I couldn't wait to see my precious granddaughter. Is that a problem?
02:10Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
02:12Grandpa, everyone, dinner's ready.
02:18Can I help you, little girl?
02:32I'm here to get some cash from my uncle. My dad said it's fake, but my uncle Damien said it's real, and he's a nice guy. Can you help me cash it?
02:47Fifty thousand dollars? I think your uncle's playing a trick on you. I'm sorry. I didn't know.
02:57This is authentic. I'll get your cash now.
03:03Iris, where can I find a chair?
03:06Oh, you want a seat at our table when nobody wants you here?
03:11He's Iris' husband. Why, don't you?
03:14Grandpa, we didn't even know Iris was married. It was random. Aren't you a little concerned that he could be coming for our family's wealth?
03:20Damien isn't like that. Iris, we're just looking out for you, okay?
03:25I mean, seriously, a guy like this, marrying the CEO of the Olsen Group, if he's not after our money, why else would he be here?
03:35That's enough. It's Christmas dinner. Everyone, be respectful.
03:41Damien, I got you a present.
03:43I think someone confused me for the dog. Good one, sis.
03:59Oh, Iris. Your husband's just been begging like a pathetic dog for our family fortune.
04:05We're gonna treat him like one.
04:07Amanda, is this some kind of a joke?
04:08Actually, I'm not hungry anyway.
04:10Oh, you won't eat the food we give you, you ungrateful little gold digger.
04:15I'm confused.
04:17Okay, Grandpa, let me explain to you what everyone's thinking here.
04:21Damien doesn't deserve Iris. Not even a little.
04:25He tried to scam my daughter with a fake check. He's a terrible role model and a liar!
04:29You're a liar!
04:32Merry Christmas!
04:39The check was real, Dad!
04:44Leslie, where did you get all this?
04:46It's real.
04:47I took Uncle Damien's check to the bank and they cashed it.
04:50Thank you, Uncle Damien.
04:52Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
04:53I'm rich.
04:55The check was legit.
04:56That was 50 grand.
04:57That's more than Damien makes in a whole year.
04:59How'd you come up with this kind of cash?
05:00Damien, what's going on?
05:01Did we just assume he was poor?
05:02He did.
05:04But, you know what they say about assumptions.
05:06They make an ass out of you and me.
05:08This cannot be real.
05:10I'm rich.
05:11I'm rich.
05:12And they cashed it.
05:13Thank you, Uncle Damien.
05:14Leslie, go back to the kids' table.
05:15I'm rich.
05:16The check was legit.
05:17That was 50 grand.
05:18This cannot be real.
05:19Oh God, please tell me you didn't drain your measly life savings to impress us.
05:24Of course that's what he did.
05:25What a fragile ego.
05:27Draining your entire life savings just to impress a child?
05:30Oh, ridiculous.
05:31It's shameful.
05:33Take it.
05:34You obviously need it more than many of us.
05:38Iris, I can't believe you married such a pathetic man.
05:42It's sad.
05:43Damien, you don't have to do this.
05:44It's not worth going broke to impress me or my family.
05:47Iris, I'm not broke.
05:50And I don't need your money.
05:52And this is nothing compared to the gifts that I bought for your family.
05:57You'll see.
05:58I'm sorry, gifts?
05:59Gifts.
06:00Huh.
06:01Let's see them.
06:02Come on, Dad.
06:03He's just a poor salesman.
06:04I'm sure they're just trash.
06:05You want to see real Christmas gifts?
06:06Let's open Amanda's.
06:07She's a top executive that's consulted with Harvey Lambert's defense company.
06:20She's rich.
06:21And she gives good gifts.
06:22Hey, what about me?
06:23I've done deals with Mr. Lambert.
06:24I should get the credit.
06:25I've been keeping this family afloat.
06:26If it wasn't for me, Iris would have banked her up this company years ago.
06:27Excuse me?
06:28The company was already in rough shape when I took over.
06:29If anything, I was the one who turned it around.
06:32The company is still failing.
06:33Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen company into bankruptcy.
06:39And what exactly do you want me to do?
06:41Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
06:43He has the funds we need.
06:44Marcus is a huge success.
06:46Go be with him.
06:47Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
06:51Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
06:54A big deal?
06:55Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions of billions.
06:57And the company is still failing.
06:59Iris, we can't just sit by and watch you run the Olsen company into bankruptcy.
07:02And what exactly do you want me to do?
07:03Divorce this loser and marry Marcus.
07:04He has the funds we need.
07:05Marcus is a huge success.
07:06Go be with him.
07:07Or stick with this deadbeat and you'll be clipping supermarket coupons in no time at all.
07:09Is working with Harvey Lambert such a big deal to all of you?
07:12A big deal?
07:13Harvey Lambert runs a corporation worth billions.
07:15Something that you probably can't comprehend.
07:18Harvey Lambert's company is a subsidiary to a much larger corporation.
07:23I would know.
07:24Harvey's an employee.
07:26This pathetic guy thinks he knows about business.
07:32Harvey Lambert works for no one.
07:35No, Iris, your husband is delusional.
07:38Damien, if you think you know the first thing about a good CEO like Harvey Lambert,
07:44you need to get your head examined.
07:46Listen, I don't want to ruin Christmas over a petty fight.
07:49So I'll call Harvey and we'll clear this right up.
07:53I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
07:59Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
08:02I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
08:06Oh, Marcus.
08:07I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
08:12It went great.
08:13We're officially partnering.
08:14There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
08:19So I had to rush right back here.
08:21Marcus, you are so impressive.
08:23I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
08:26Be patient.
08:27That can be arranged.
08:29Oh, Marcus.
08:31Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
08:35Iris.
08:40I don't want anything from you.
08:45A five-star golf club membership?
08:55This must be worth $30,000.
08:58Thanks, Marcus.
09:00A 49-year-old whiskey?
09:05That's 50 grand right there.
09:08Iris, check this out.
09:12It was worn at last year's Met Gala.
09:16Oh, my goodness.
09:17It's got to be worth $100,000.
09:20Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days.
09:23I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
09:27Marcus, this is too much.
09:30You should return it and ask for a refund.
09:32Iris, are you serious?
09:33This would look amazing on you.
09:35You would be the talk of the town.
09:37I know, Damien.
09:39It must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus.
09:43But you'll get over it.
09:45No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
09:54Okay, Damien.
09:55Shut up.
09:56You're just jealous.
09:57You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
10:02Marcus, don't even listen to him.
10:05He's such a leech.
10:07Iris will come to her senses and then she'll divorce him soon.
10:11And then she's all yours.
10:13You charmer.
10:17Oh, Damien.
10:19Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
10:28We value sophistication, class, luxury.
10:32But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
10:38Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
10:42Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
10:49No, no, that's too generous.
10:51More like the free donation bin.
10:53Not exactly.
10:55See for yourselves.
10:57You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
10:59What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
11:02Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
11:06Mom!
11:07I think that's a great idea.
11:09I'll take that bet.
11:11And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
11:16Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
11:37Well, now you can.
11:39From your own personal yacht.
11:46That's a Lazara.
11:49Entry level boat is 10 million.
11:52Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
11:54Hey, I hear you like collecting art.
12:05That's a Renaissance painting.
12:07Those go for about 40 million.
12:10And this.
12:11The only one of its kind.
12:13The Ocean Hearts diamond necklace.
12:16Worth 100 million dollars.
12:33Okay.
12:34How...
12:35How is this possible?
12:37Hm?
12:40You had a deal.
12:41Right, Marcus?
12:42So apologize to my husband.
12:45Wasn't writing.
12:46Damien was telling the truth.
12:48He's rich.
12:50Oh, Iris.
12:51You chose so well.
12:53We were so rude to your husband.
12:55We didn't mean it.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Dammit.
12:58Marcus made us do it.
12:59Wait a second.
13:00Wait a second.
13:01Damien, Damien, Damien.
13:04You almost fooled me.
13:07Marcus, what are you talking about?
13:11Think about it.
13:12How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
13:17There's only one logical answer.
13:20They're cheap knockoffs.
13:22They're fake.
13:23Oh, you're right.
13:26I knew it.
13:28Come on, Iris.
13:29Let's stick with the plan for the family.
13:32Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
13:35Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
13:39Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes
13:44just because some middle manager says so?
13:47I believe Damien.
13:49Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman
13:51to afford such expensive gifts,
13:53but we don't know much about him.
13:55What's there to know?
13:57You seriously think that this random loser
14:01is a secret billionaire?
14:05I don't think so.
14:07Grandpa Harold, you're a smart man.
14:10You've seen luxuries, you're well-traveled.
14:12What's your expert opinion?
14:14Are my gifts cheap fakes?
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