00:00And this, the only one of its kind, the Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace, worth 100 million dollars.
00:12I told you I'd come back and I come bearing gifts.
00:16Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:18I'm Marcus, Iris' close friend.
00:22Oh, Marcus. I thought you had a meeting with Mr. Lambert, but you have time for us?
00:28It went great. We're officially partnering. There's much to do, but I just couldn't keep Iris out of my head.
00:35So I had to rush right back here.
00:37Marcus, you are so impressive. I wish you were my cousin-in-law instead of this loser.
00:42Be patient. That can be arranged.
00:46Oh, Marcus. Show the bottom feeder Damien what a real gift looks like.
00:58Iris.
01:00I don't want anything from you.
01:08A five-star golf club membership? This must be worth $30,000. Thanks, Marcus.
01:16A 49-year-old whiskey? That's 50 grand right there.
01:24Iris, check this out. It was worn at last year's Met Gala. Oh, my goodness. It's got to be worth 100 grand.
01:36Mr. Lambert's having a banquet in a few days. I was hoping Iris would wear it and be my date.
01:44Marcus, this is too much. You should return it and ask for a refund.
01:48Iris, are you serious? This would look amazing on you. You would be the talk of the town.
01:53I know, Damien, it must be hard to know that you couldn't ever compare to Marcus, but you'll get over it.
02:01No, I just find it amusing that you're all so floored by what Marcus considers to be nice gifts.
02:10Okay, Damien, shut up. You're just jealous. You will never be able to afford amazing and expensive gifts like these.
02:17Marcus, don't even listen to him. He's such a leech. Iris will come to her senses, and then she'll divorce him soon. And then she's all yours, you charmer.
02:34Oh, Damien. Here's what you'll never stand about the Waltons, you goddamn fool.
02:43We value sophistication, class, luxury.
02:48But if you don't think that my gifts are worthy enough, then enlighten us.
02:54Show everybody what you got them with your tiny little bank account.
03:01Oh, Damien's gifts are probably from the dollar discount bin, I'm sure.
03:05No, no, that's too generous. More like the free donation bin.
03:08Not exactly. See for yourselves.
03:12You're just setting yourself up for embarrassment.
03:15What happens if it turns out that your gifts are worth less?
03:18Then you'll apologize to Marcus and divorce Iris.
03:22Mom!
03:23I think that's a great idea.
03:25I'll take that bet.
03:27And when my gifts are more valuable than yours, you'll apologize to Iris and I.
03:31Tom, I hear you like fishing on the open seas.
03:53Well, now you can.
03:56From your own personal yacht.
03:57That's a Lazara.
04:01Entry-level boat is ten million.
04:04Anna, my beautiful mother-in-law.
04:06I hear you like collecting art.
04:07That's so Renaissance painting.
04:08Let's go for about forty million.
04:09And this.
04:11The only one of its kind.
04:13The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
04:15Worth one hundred million dollars.
04:16The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
04:17Worth one hundred million dollars.
04:24The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
04:31The Ocean Hearts Diamond Necklace.
04:33Worth one hundred million dollars.
04:34Okay, how, how is this possible, hmm?
04:55You had a deal, right Marcus?
04:58So apologize to my husband.
05:01Wasn't writing.
05:02Damien was telling the truth.
05:04He's rich.
05:05Oh, Iris, you chose so well.
05:09We were so rude to your husband and we didn't mean it.
05:12Yeah, damn it, Marcus made us do it.
05:15Wait a second.
05:16Wait a second.
05:18Damien, Damien, Damien.
05:21You almost fooled me.
05:24Marcus, what are you talking about?
05:27Think about it.
05:29How does a broke idiot like this afford any of this?
05:32There's only one logical answer.
05:36The cheap knockoffs.
05:38They're fake.
05:40Oh, you're right.
05:42I knew it.
05:44Come on, Iris, let's stick with the plan for the family.
05:48Divorce Damien and marry Marcus.
05:51Are you sure you all want to take that risk?
05:55Are you absolutely positive these are cheap fakes just because some middle manager says so?
06:02I believe Damien.
06:04Sure, it seems far-fetched for a salesman to afford such expensive gifts.
06:08But we don't know much about him.
06:11What's there to know?
06:13You seriously think that this random loser is a secret billionaire?
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