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00:00You're not Maple Tech Management material.
00:02We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
00:05What?
00:06What?
00:07But why?
00:08Please!
00:09No, no!
00:10Oh, look.
00:11There he is now.
00:13Jane Reynolds!
00:15You look more stunning than I remember.
00:22Eddie!
00:24The last time I remember seeing you, me, and the future mayor
00:28were stuffing you in a locker.
00:32Wasn't that the first time that Jane rejected you for me?
00:38You want another beatdown?
00:42Sasha, go play with your cousin Robbie, okay?
00:48Hi, cousin Robbie.
00:50Can I play?
00:51My prince said your dad's a loser.
00:57That means you are too.
01:01Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds.
01:03What a pleasure.
01:05Oh, you look so handsome and successful.
01:09Definitely Jane.
01:11I mean, he looks better than he did in high school
01:13with that ridiculous mullet.
01:15Jane, show some respect.
01:17Jerry is a highly successful businessman.
01:21He's an executive at Mapletack.
01:23Oh, really?
01:24Mm-hmm.
01:25You're an executive.
01:26Well, then you must have met the CEO, right?
01:28Well, what do you tell us?
01:30How is the big man?
01:34You're goddamn right I've met the CEO.
01:37He's a great man.
01:38He's entrusted me.
01:40I'm basically running the company office here in town
01:43and the mall project.
01:46Wow.
01:48You work for Maple Tech?
01:50Really?
01:52I sure do, kid.
01:54And your dad?
01:55He wouldn't know that kind of success.
01:59Would you, Eddie?
02:01Haha, Sasha.
02:02Your dad's a loser.
02:05Hey, princess.
02:07Don't worry.
02:08I've got a feeling that Jared is gonna eat his words
02:11and get what he deserves pretty soon.
02:14The only thing Jared deserves is a promotion.
02:17He's big at Maple Tech.
02:19The CEO, he'll probably be calling and promoting me any day now.
02:22Don't worry about Eddie, Mrs. Reynolds.
02:24He's just jealous.
02:27Come on, everyone.
02:28It's Christmas, okay?
02:30Come on, let's go.
02:31Come on, let's go.
02:38Why is that man Jared so mean?
02:41You know why?
02:42It's because successful men, they don't brag.
02:45They're humble.
02:48Hey.
02:49Wanna watch Daddy teach Jared a little Christmas lesson?
02:53It'll be our little secret, okay?
02:58Hey, we hired a local middle manager named Jared.
03:03Demote him for me.
03:04Yes, sir.
03:05Right away, Mr. A.
03:09Oh.
03:10Hey.
03:11What?
03:12Genie.
03:13Eddie can't give you what you deserve.
03:14With my high paying job, I could give you it all.
03:18Jared.
03:19I'm married.
03:20You and Jared would make such a beautiful match.
03:22Yeah, middle management, it has its perks.
03:25I could take you out on the company dime.
03:27Maybe get us a little hotel suite.
03:29Oh.
03:30Something tells me you're not management material, Jared.
03:34Eddie.
03:35Stop.
03:36What would you know about who or what Maple Tech material is?
03:42You're not cut out to wash the floors at the mall.
03:45I'm just saying, maybe you should check on your current job status.
03:49What are you doing, Eddie?
03:51I want you to go home for good.
03:53So stop antagonizing Maple Tech, they are the biggest employer in town.
03:56Eddie isn't the kind of guy that Maple Tech would hire.
04:00Trust me.
04:01I know the CEO.
04:02The only thing I need to question about my job status is how soon they're going to be promoting me.
04:13It's Mrs. Henderson.
04:14Maple Tech VP.
04:16Oh, exciting!
04:17She's getting promoted.
04:21I'm going to get a promotion, and then you're going to be mine, Jane.
04:26You're not getting promoted, Jared.
04:28You're getting demoted.
04:32Mrs. Henderson.
04:34What an honor it is to speak with you again.
04:36Again?
04:37We've never met.
04:38And despite what you've been saying, you have no idea who our CEO is.
04:43You're not Maple Tech Management material.
04:45We're demoting you to mailroom duties.
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50But why?
04:51Please!
04:52No, no!
04:53What?
04:54What did you do, loser?
04:56Eddie, how did you know that?
04:58Only the CEO could have known that.
05:01The CEO?
05:03Eddie?
05:05Eddie, what's going on?
05:07Are you CEO?
05:08Oh!
05:09Oh!
05:10Oh!
05:12He didn't do anything.
05:13This is a big misunderstanding.
05:15I'm going to go inside here and make a phone call.
05:18Me too sorry!
05:27Craig?
05:28Stop drinking and help me!
05:31I got a bad bag, woman.
05:32I'm from Japan, yeah.
05:33Fuck Christ!
05:34I have losers here.
05:38Eddie, I remember my brother Craig and his wife Christina.
05:42Yeah!
05:43Yeah, of course!
05:44Merry Christmas to you both.
05:45Are you still married to this deadbeat, Jane?
05:50Nuh-uh!
05:51No presents for loser kids and their deadbeat dads!
05:54Ha-ha!
05:57Oh, that's my baby!
05:58Jane, I don't know what your husband did with my job,
06:03but I'm going to sort it out.
06:05Wow!
06:06Jared!
06:07This is the best gift ever!
06:12Robbie, can I play with it?
06:13No, tell her.
06:14You're not a kid you want.
06:16Aww.
06:18Aww.
06:19Robbie, don't rub salt in Sasha's wounds.
06:24Her dad's too poor to buy her Christmas gifts.
06:27That's uh...
06:28Actually, uh...
06:30That's wrong.
06:33I did get her a Christmas gift.
06:36In fact, it's Maple Tech's new state-of-the-art virtual reality console.
06:41Virtual reality?
06:42Wow, Dad!
06:45No way!
06:46I don't believe it!
06:48Eddie, you really got her that?
06:50Of course not!
06:51Maple Tech hasn't even released that set to market yet.
06:54No one can buy it.
06:55L-O-L, Eddie. The new VR system from Maple Tech cost over $30,000.
07:02Lying to an eight-year-old, you have no shame.
07:06Jane, this is how low your pathetic husband is stooped.
07:10Eddie, the holidays can be hard on a struggling parent. You don't have to lie.
07:16Just admit, you're too poor to buy your kid a gift. It's okay.
07:22But I was so excited.
07:24Sasha, honey, your dad didn't mean that.
07:29I will get you a gift. A smaller gift.
07:32No, I did mean it. It's just waiting to be delivered at the local Maple Tech R&D warehouse.
07:38You are a lying sack of...
07:43It's not a toy store. It's a top-secret classified facility. Employees don't even have access.
07:48A worthless, unemployed nobody sure won't.
07:51We just don't get any toy gifts.
07:57Jared, Jared, Jared. You never learn, do you?
08:01I know the location at the secret warehouse. I even know the security code.
08:07Eddie, just stop. You're upsetting Sasha and you're getting your hopes up.
08:13You're shameless. You're...
08:19Jesus. The address of the warehouse is on it.
08:23On company letterhead.
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