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00:00I want you to make sure that it's almond milk, okay?
00:02Lactalism tolerance is no joke.
00:03Oh, and bring it upstairs for me.
00:06Got it. Almond milk as always.
00:16Here's your coffee, Vic.
00:17Oh, thanks. I can take the other one to Gavin.
00:20Are you sure?
00:21Of course. I need to talk to him about something anyway.
00:25Thank you. You're such a lifesaver.
00:27I have about 10 minutes to finish this report for Mr. Hartley.
00:30And I could use every minute of it.
00:32Not a problem at all.
00:34I scratch your back, you scratch mine, right?
00:36Sure. Something like that.
00:51Prepare to shit yourself.
00:53If you look at our four-quarter development strategies, right?
01:08We'll be able to minimize...
01:10Okay. Normal. Be normal.
01:14Lint.
01:18Peace offering.
01:19You know, for yesterday.
01:21Thanks.
01:23You know, that's surprisingly thoughtful of you.
01:27As you can see with our four-month development plan,
01:37our focus is to minimize the prep time
01:40and optimize the department workflow
01:43to ensure that there is an...
01:45I need you to excuse me for one second.
01:58I'm so sorry about this.
02:12Um, if I may, I'd like to continue the presentation myself.
02:18Yes, that would be wonderful, Victoria.
02:20All right.
02:23As he was saying,
02:25to ensure quality product,
02:27we have a unique form of communication
02:29that ensures transparency between client and production.
02:33And with all that being said,
02:35we are not only on the top charts for this business quarter,
02:39we also have a 95% success rate.
02:42Impressive.
02:43Well, you clearly know your stuff.
02:45We need that kind of expertise in our marketing.
02:50Well, here at Hartley Industries,
02:51we are passionate about delivering
02:53successful results to our clients.
02:56Well, this is certainly a quality product.
03:00Where do I sign?
03:02I can have a contract written up today
03:04and sent to your office immediately.
03:06Great.
03:07Oh, and Victoria,
03:08can you prepare a follow-up presentation
03:10for my team by the end of the week?
03:13Absolutely.
03:14Consider it done.
03:15That is the Victoria I remember.
03:19Great job.
03:23Ooh.
03:25Yeah?
03:26Hey.
03:27What the fuck did you do to my drink, huh?
03:30Me?
03:31Who else?
03:32I don't know what you're talking about.
03:33Oh.
03:34Um, the meeting went great.
03:37I...
03:37Looks like you're not the only one
03:39who knows how to salvage a disaster.
03:41Well, you did this on purpose,
03:43and you're gonna fucking pay for it.
03:50Game on.
03:52Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:54Hmm.
04:09Kevin's been way too quiet this week.
04:12I wonder what he's plotting for revenge.
04:15Hey!
04:17Can you do me a favor?
04:18Can you book over the conference room
04:22while I take a second?
04:23And don't let anyone in.
04:25Anyone.
04:27Got it.
04:28Time for me to scratch your back.
04:30I owe you one anyway.
04:43Hey.
04:45Hey!
04:46You've been working awfully hard.
04:49Thought I'd just come and
04:49bring you a little pick-me-up.
04:52There you go.
04:53Victoria told me not to let anyone in.
04:55Who said anything about letting me in?
04:57Me?
04:58I mean, what, now?
04:59I just come here and
05:00I don't know.
05:02See my favorite
05:03and beautiful
05:05secretary?
05:07Kevin.
05:09But, uh,
05:09I actually really need to get into
05:12this room.
05:13Can we just bend the rules
05:14just a little bit, please?
05:16Bernie, please?
05:17I left a,
05:17I left a folder in there
05:19that I need.
05:20Uh,
05:20fine.
05:21Just be quick
05:22and do not tell Victoria.
05:24That's okay.
05:25Hey.
05:25My lips
05:26are sealed.
05:28See you later.
05:39We'll see you later.
05:42See you later.
05:51See you later.
05:52All right, welcome, everyone.
06:09Our vision at Harley Industries is to become the world's leading provider of sustainable
06:15technology through solutions for everyday living.
06:18And we will do this by...
06:25What is this?
06:26Is this the logo of our competition?
06:28Um...
06:29Are you using sensitive data between different clients?
06:32You're sharing confidential information with our competition?
06:36No, no, I would never do that.
06:38It's exactly what this looks like.
06:39I can't believe this is happening.
06:41Um...
06:42We trusted you.
06:43You hear from our lawyers!
06:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:47I'm so sorry.
06:48No.
06:53Gavin, you did this.
06:54I didn't do anything.
06:55That's enough!
06:58You two are fired.
07:01I'm fired.
07:02Whoa!
07:03What?
07:04What?
07:05F...
07:06I'm fired.
07:09I'm...
07:10Mr. Hartley!
07:11Look.
07:12Your little pranks are now costing this company clients.
07:18Just because you are two of my best does not mean that I should have to put up with all
07:23of these reckless shenanigans.
07:26You know what, Mr. Hartley, please?
07:28Um, I don't know about Gavin here, but I promise I'm done with the pranks.
07:32Okay, you know what?
07:33You can consider me prankless from now on, all right?
07:35You know, you two keep saying that you're gonna get better, but I'm not seeing it.
07:40I'm not running a circus here.
07:43So you two clowns better get your shit together, or else you will really be gone.
07:49Really be gone this time.
07:50For real!
08:01Hi, I'm calling for an update on my mother.
08:04I-I understand.
08:09I-I'll get you the money.
08:12I promise I have a promotion coming soon.
08:17I'm sorry, were you not just in the same meeting that I was in?
08:22That promotion ain't happening, sweetheart.
08:25You're gonna be lucky if you can even keep your job.
08:32What's wrong?
08:34There you two bozos are, I've been looking for you.
08:39For us?
08:40Oh.
08:41Yes.
08:42I have decided to give you another shot.
08:45God help me.
08:47So we're not fired?
08:48Not if you can secure this client, you're not.
08:52He is giving us another shot.
08:54Don't ask me why, but there is a caveat.
08:57Okay, what is it?
08:59Well, he needs the deal done by the end of this weekend.
09:03But he's going on vacation with his lovely wife.
09:07So you two will be spending the weekend with him and the lovely wife in their cabin.
09:14Don't say anything to me.
09:15I do not want to hear it.
09:16I don't care.
09:17Like a bad thing for him.
09:20No, it makes it look.
09:26I do not, I do not care.
09:29We are excited as a boy who needs to sleep.
09:30You know this is all your fault, right?
09:59Okay, well, clearly you are forgetting the sequence of events because you are the one that swapped the drinks, which is why I'm just trying to survive this chaos that you have caused. Look at this, ready?
10:16Welcome, you two! So glad you decided to come, especially so soon after your wedding. Come on, I'll show you to your rooms.
10:25Thank you! Please, after you, sweetheart.
10:29Mm-hmm, thanks, honey.
10:30And here's where you'll spend your nights. Feel free to freshen up and settle in. We should have dinner in a few hours. Thank you.
10:52We're staying in this room together?
10:54Yes. Well, you're married, right?
10:59Right.
11:01I'm blue.
11:02Yeah, trust me, I don't want to be around you or your snoring.
11:07Either.
11:10Please.
11:10I'm going to look for the spa.
11:20You need it.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:22Fun.
11:23Fun.
11:23Fun.
11:24Fun.
11:28Fun.
11:30Fun.
11:32Fun.
11:34Fun.
11:36Fun.
11:37Fun.
11:38Fun.
11:39Fun.
11:40Fun.
11:41Fun.
11:50Fun.
11:54Fun.
11:54Um.
11:55You know, I knew you would have fell head over heels for me eventually.
12:01Can you just help me zip up, please?
12:06Sure.
12:06Oh, well, I see it didn't take long
12:35for you lovebirds to get settled.
12:39When you're ready, I'd love to hear
12:41what you've come up with for my company.
12:44Right.
12:44Of course.
12:51You know, I think we should probably go present our pitch.
12:55Yeah.
12:55Right.
12:56Good idea.
12:58Dress?
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:05Well, you two better be careful
13:09because Norm here is amazing at Bictionary.
13:13Eight-time family world champion.
13:17Because he's...
13:18Fuck!
13:18I would never.
13:20Okay, I'm up.
13:21Yes.
13:21All right.
13:25Down to the wine.
13:26It's getting hot.
13:27It's getting hot.
13:28It's getting hot.
13:31They can't.
13:32They can't do too much.
13:33No.
13:33I don't think so.
13:36Look, Picasso over here.
13:42Braces!
13:43Yes!
13:43You got it!
13:44You are way too good at this.
13:46I do it!
13:47Oh, honey.
13:48You're not going to have to sit down.
13:49Oh, my God.
13:56Well, I certainly didn't see that coming.
14:00Come on, honey.
14:00Let's leave the lovebirds alone.
14:02Uh, where did they go?
14:13I think we just gave them a show.
14:16Well, that's what winners do.
14:19You got something.
14:24You got something.
14:24You got something.
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