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00:00yes i know my last payment is half of what i owe okay but i promise i'll get it in by the end of
00:13the week oh i'm gonna need a raise fast so how you feeling after the great gavin won the tillman
00:24proposal oh don't even mention it and great isn't exactly the word i'd use for that nepo baby
00:29tell me how you really feel i mean some of us actually do the work to get the job done
00:35and others like gavin just use friends and dirty tactics doing proposals what nepo baby
00:41speak of the devil
00:45you know i'm offended well actually on a second thought i'm not because i don't really care about
01:06the opinions of my lesser competition
01:11and that's why you leave
01:14bye tony
01:17lesser competition huh
01:19huh
01:19pretty sure i landed that massive deal with dennison just two weeks ago
01:24remember that
01:26i like to call that a lucky brink
01:28well we'll see how lucky you are when mr hartley announces his resignation and names me ceo
01:33my first order of business firing you
01:36well good luck
01:38because everybody in this office knows that job
01:42is mine
01:44report to the board for a new heart meeting
01:52thank you
02:09thank you thanks you thank you thank you for making i know we are happy with me as a
02:22you all i appreciate it very much thank you well i i know that you all are very busy so i will not
02:29take up a whole lot of your time today really i'm just here to make a small announcement
02:34i have decided that i am going to retire within the next three months
02:42i know it's sad i know so the search for the new ceo of hartley industries will begin immediately
02:55that position is mine
02:58in other news i wanted to let you all know that the merger with the las vegas company
03:09has finally gone through it has happened ladies and gentlemen thank you all so very much
03:15for your your time and your hard work you've all done an extraordinary job so thank you i appreciate
03:21it and uh on that note uh we'll let that go for today you're all dismissed thank you very much
03:26uh except gavin and uh victoria can you come see me for a moment please thank you
03:32yeah okay so it will probably come as no surprise to either of you that you are my two best
03:41employees thank you and you both did extraordinary work on the vegas deal so i feel like it's time for
03:49a little celebration okay there you go
03:54uh what is this that is your celebration and all expenses paid trip to las vegas yes thank you
04:09so
04:17so
04:22Hey, Gavin, looks like your last year comes.
04:52Oh, I only said that to make her feel better.
04:57There's no competition when you're at the top.
05:00I got this for you.
05:03That's so kind.
05:04Isn't that nice?
05:05I love that kind of complimenting an employee.
05:08Gavin, hello.
05:09Are you enjoying yourself?
05:11Yes, of course.
05:11I mean, this party's way better than the one that you threw after the calendar deal, right?
05:16Can I offer you both a drink?
05:17That'll be lovely.
05:18Oh, cool, cool.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:38That was a mistake.
05:40Um, why are you just standing here?
05:42Why don't you go help her?
05:44Well, that's the last thing I want to do, but I got to keep the boss happy.
05:49There's a promotion on the line.
05:51Yes.
05:55Oh.
05:55What the hell are you doing?
05:57You're peeping at me like some weird peeping Tom?
06:00No.
06:00Um, no.
06:02I came to try to help you, and I try to knock first.
06:05That's bullshit.
06:06You came here to save face, Gavin.
06:09Save face?
06:10Save face about what?
06:12You did that on purpose, Gavin.
06:13You had to humiliate me in front of the new employees, the investors, and our boss.
06:18Okay.
06:19Listen.
06:20I swear.
06:21I did not do that on purpose, okay?
06:22You did it to yourself, actually.
06:24Get the hell out.
06:33This is Vegas, but it's not a strip club.
06:39Dude, Cornelius is not impressed.
06:42You need to find a way to make it up to Victoria, or you can choose any possibility of that CEO
06:45position to buy.
06:48Give me this.
06:49Go.
06:50Just go.
06:52Hey.
06:54Peace offering?
07:00And then it happened.
07:03Why don't you keep, like, six feet away from me, all right?
07:06I've just barely got the stains out of my dress.
07:08I don't need you to clumsily spill another drink on me.
07:10Okay.
07:11First of all, that's not what I meant.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:14Well, I guess what this is about is you psyching up to Cornelius because he just gave you the
07:18riot act for what you just did, isn't it?
07:20Um, no.
07:23Yeah, okay.
07:23Well, I doubt that, but I'll never turn down a free drink.
07:26Okay, wait, hold on a second.
07:27Listen.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:29Okay, I didn't mean to...
07:30Excuse me.
07:34I know I said by the end of the week, but I'm just waiting for the bank to clear the hold.
07:52Please give me more time.
07:56You don't need money, Gavin.
08:21Gavin, you use all these stupid games and dirty little tricks to get contracts.
08:26You don't realize the people that you're hurting in the process.
08:29Okay, you know what?
08:30You don't know a fucking thing about me first, so you should probably stop being so judgmental
08:34and realize you're not the only person on this planet that's something going wrong with
08:37them.
08:38Enough!
08:38What is going on here?
08:40Will you two keep your voices down, please?
08:42Please, I did not invite you here in order to cause a C.
08:46Cool it.
08:47Sorry, Ms. Charlie.
08:47Sorry, Ms. Charlie.
08:49Not another word.
08:55Way to go.
08:56You started that.
08:57You guys got to sign your checks, all right?
08:59Come on, Ralph.
08:59Okay, all right, all right, all right.
09:03Thank you, thank you all very much.
09:05Welcome, welcome.
09:06This is a huge deal for Hartley Industries.
09:09At Hartley, we really value partnership, collaboration, teamwork.
09:15You know, and you might want to call me old-fashioned, I don't know, but I think it's really important
09:21to have a spouse with you who just stands by you.
09:26It's so important.
09:28It means more than all the money in the world to me.
09:31So I would like to thank my beautiful and very tall wife, Patricia.
09:38Cheers.
09:44Hey, you know, if we were to go get married,
09:49CEO position would probably be a lot easier.
09:53In your dreams.
09:54Oh, ouch.
09:55Okay, you know what?
09:56I'm going to need a shot.
09:57Uh, bartender, can I get a round of shots for the three of us, please?
10:02As long as you're paying.
10:03Sure.
10:12Yeah, right, yeah.
10:14Thank you, everyone, please.
10:15Thanks.
10:16Here.
10:17Okay, all right, chill.
10:19Hey, you're going to throw up?
10:25Hell, ma'am.
10:26You're going to throw up first.
10:27Please.
10:38Can you please turn them off?
10:43Okay.
10:45Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:46Okay.
10:49All right, just stop.
10:52All right, let's go.
10:58Where am I?
10:59This isn't my bed.
11:00Yeah, this isn't mine either.
11:02Gavin, what the fuck are you doing here?
11:04What the fuck are you doing here?
11:06No.
11:08No.
11:09Give me the blanket.
11:10Vicky, stop.
11:11Give me.
11:12We're so getting fired.
11:14Let go.
11:16Give me the blanket.
11:17Stop.
11:18Let go.
11:19Grab the shirt.
11:20Come on.
11:23What the hell happened?
11:24I don't know.
11:26Did...
11:26Did you?
11:29Did we?
11:30No, gross.
11:31Absolutely not.
11:32Okay, Vicky.
11:33It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we did this.
11:36What the fuck?
11:37Call me.
11:37No.
11:38Hey.
11:43It's Cornelius.
11:45What does he want?
11:46Who the hell should I know?
11:49You going to answer?
11:50You're going to let it keep fucking ringing all day, huh?
11:52Hello?
11:57Good morning, Victoria.
12:00I would like to see you right now in the lobby.
12:05And bring Gavin with you.
12:08I assume I'm with Gavin.
12:14I would say that it has something to do with this.
12:22Oh.
12:23My.
12:24God.
12:28Okay.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32This is a disaster.
12:34I mean, I was just going to think I'm sleeping my way up to the top.
12:36Finally.
12:37Do you see?
12:37I'm at the top.
12:38Okay, let me tell you something, all right?
12:40If I had known that all it was going to take was a little bit of fucking Gavin Mojo,
12:45I probably would have slept with you a long fucking time ago.
12:47How did this even happen?
12:48What were we thinking?
12:49Well, judging by this massive hangover,
12:51I say that we blame it on the alcohol, but whatever.
12:54Okay, so, what are we going to do about Cornelius?
12:58We don't even know if he knows, right?
13:00So, if he brings it up, just downplay it?
13:02No, we can't fucking downplay it.
13:03You've heard him, okay?
13:04All he cares about is marriage and family and promotions, okay?
13:07If we don't do that, he's going to think you're mocking the fucking company.
13:10We can't have that.
13:11Ugh, I hate that you're right.
13:12Fuck.
13:13You know what?
13:14Screw you, Gavin.
13:15Screw me?
13:16Oh, you mean again.
13:18Because he already did that last night.
13:19Victoria, we need to talk.
13:42Hi.
13:45This is my room.
13:45What are you talking about?
13:46This is my room.
13:47Look at that, that could be Cornelius.
13:52Morning, boss.
13:56You, um, you need to see me, Cornelius?
13:59Gavin is here.
14:00What a shocker.
14:02Uh, so, anyway, what is it I hear about you two turds getting married to each other?
14:15Yeah, we didn't actually mean for anything.
14:16Yeah, it's not what it looks like.
14:17No.
14:18Enough!
14:19I am not happy.
14:21You two, go out, go crazy, get wasted, and turn yourselves into tabloid fodder.
14:30This is not a good look.
14:32Not for you, not for me, and definitely not for Hartley Industries.
14:38Look, let me explain it.
14:40Shut up!
14:40Now, it is no secret that the two of you are rivals.
14:46And sometimes that's great because you come up with these really great ideas, but you cannot
14:49run a company on rivalry.
14:52You run a company on teamwork.
14:55So, I think that nothing says teamwork more than a marriage.
15:08You want us to stay married?
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