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00:00:00This Christmas will be the best Christmas
00:00:17It's always the very best time of the year
00:00:20With hearts open and love that is spoken
00:00:24With every word and good tidings of cheer
00:00:29This year
00:00:32Merry Christmas, Miss Kneezer
00:00:39I'll be merry when it's over
00:00:41Oh, um
00:00:44Right, well, everyone worked really hard on this ad
00:00:49And we hope you love it
00:00:55After Christmas this year
00:00:57Take an unforgettable vacation
00:00:59You survived Yuletide
00:01:01Now it's time for a little you-tide
00:01:04There's more to life than work
00:01:06Relax with the one you love
00:01:09Get spirited away
00:01:12And expect more
00:01:14With great expectations trips
00:01:17No
00:01:23I expected more from all of you
00:01:26And if you give me any more Yuletide puns, you'll be fired
00:01:29Let's go back to the coffee
00:01:31Uh, but this has to go out for New Year's
00:01:33Correct
00:01:34You signed off on this approach
00:01:37I tried the novel concept of delegating, but it failed
00:01:40I'm sorry
00:01:42Why are they all couples?
00:01:44Aren't we a bit tired of them?
00:01:45Well, I mean, the concept was couples on vacation
00:01:48Uh, did you want to see, like, friends, or...?
00:01:50Or someone vacationing alone
00:01:52I'm solitary as an oyster and it suits me just fine
00:01:54She never takes a vacation
00:01:56Solitary as an oyster?
00:01:58Why can't we see a nice, high-powered, hard-working, single woman
00:02:02Having the vacation of her life without anyone else around?
00:02:05Okay, but it's Christmas Eve
00:02:07And what better Christmas gift for us to give to ourselves
00:02:10Than the satisfaction of a job well done?
00:02:12With respect, Miss Kneezer
00:02:13There isn't time
00:02:15We can't redo the copy at this stage
00:02:17Well, we can't, but they can
00:02:20Here are my notes
00:02:22They will make it better
00:02:24Make it better?
00:02:29Bobby and I will be on the 8.30 flight to Sydney
00:02:33The rest of you have two days to handle this
00:02:35But tomorrow is Christmas
00:02:37Which I will blissfully be skipping, opting out, flying over
00:02:40But Christmas is still happening
00:02:43Not for Bobby and me
00:02:44New York to Sydney is the longest flight in the world
00:02:46You literally skip a day
00:02:48If we leave on the 24th, we land on the 26th
00:02:51And that's what we're doing
00:02:54On purpose
00:02:55Well, that sounds super fun
00:02:58But, um, we're not skipping Christmas
00:03:01Unless you're saying that we have to?
00:03:03No, of course not
00:03:05Of course I'm not saying that you need to work on Christmas
00:03:08I'm just saying that the ad has to be done in two days
00:03:13And I expect to see it when I land in Australia
00:03:14But that will be the 25th for us here
00:03:18Christmas Day
00:03:19Well, you'll figure it out
00:03:22Bobby
00:03:23I have your carry-on ready to go
00:03:31You have electrolytes, hand lotion, hand sanitizer, eye mask
00:03:34My ruby scarf
00:03:35Your what?
00:03:37I'll find it
00:03:38Snacks?
00:03:41Salty or sweet?
00:03:43Sour
00:03:43Sounds about right
00:03:45Did you say something?
00:03:48No
00:03:48Nothing
00:03:50Um, I got you a Christmas present
00:03:54Oh
00:03:56Well, that was unnecessary
00:04:00I found a photo of you and Marlene Jacobson
00:04:03I thought you might like it
00:04:05Marlene was the best mentor anyone could ask for
00:04:08I'm so glad you like it
00:04:12Today is the anniversary of her death
00:04:13Today?
00:04:14Yes
00:04:14Wow
00:04:16I'm so sorry
00:04:17Are you okay?
00:04:19Is this real silver?
00:04:20It's plated
00:04:21Find my scarf before you forget
00:04:26Speaking of scarves
00:04:28There's been some requests to turn up the temperature on the thermostat
00:04:3255 degrees is cold for an office
00:04:35When you pay the electric bill, you can set the temperature
00:04:38But I just
00:04:39They can layer
00:04:39Good excuse to wear those ugly Christmas sweaters, right?
00:04:43Right
00:04:43Go now
00:04:47I need to clean up my inbox before we head to the airport
00:04:49Okay, I'll meet you there
00:04:51I have to meet Tim in the city first to say goodbye
00:04:53Tim?
00:04:54My son
00:04:54Since I'll be missing Christmas with him
00:04:58Right
00:04:59Just get my stuff first, okay?
00:05:05Hey Fran, now's not a great time
00:05:32And Merry Christmas to you too, sis
00:05:35Christmas by Humbug
00:05:36Did you get the wreath I sent?
00:05:39You didn't throw it away again, did you?
00:05:42Not immediately
00:05:43Ella Kneezer, it is Christmas time
00:05:47It is the best of times
00:05:48It's the worst of times
00:05:50Okay, I know what will tear you up
00:05:51God, rusty, merry dogs and cats
00:05:54Let's greet you with wolf meow
00:05:58Remember all good little pets get Christmas treats
00:06:02So wow
00:06:03Look, I don't remember the rest
00:06:08I'm sorry, Frances
00:06:09I have to get back to work
00:06:10You know, it's not too late to join us
00:06:12Yes, it is
00:06:13I am flying to Australia tonight
00:06:14I'm sorry
00:06:15You know, we haven't had a Christmas together
00:06:17Since you broke up with Jake
00:06:18You celebrate Christmas your way
00:06:20And I will celebrate it mine
00:06:22But you don't celebrate it
00:06:23Exactly
00:06:24Say hi to the kids
00:06:25Merry Christmas
00:06:26Get it together, Ella
00:06:45Miss Deezer
00:06:51Hey, glad I caught you
00:06:52Don't worry, we're working on the copy
00:06:54But I just wanted to follow up on that message
00:06:56From Angela at Pickwick & Co. Paper
00:06:58On floor three
00:06:59No?
00:07:01Anyways, she's organizing the holiday collection pool
00:07:04For the doorman, cleaning staff
00:07:05And essential building employees
00:07:06I sent you an email?
00:07:09Walk
00:07:10Right, yeah
00:07:11Anywho, a bunch of us have already chipped in
00:07:14So we're just wondering what we can put you down for
00:07:16Nothing
00:07:16Oh, you just want to, like, keep it anonymous?
00:07:18I want to be left alone
00:07:19Do you have any idea how expensive my overhead is?
00:07:22I don't make merry at Christmas
00:07:23And I can't afford to make everyone else merry
00:07:25Okay, but Miss Deezer
00:07:27This time of year
00:07:28I don't have anything to give right now
00:07:31I've checked to the airport
00:07:34Merry Christmas
00:07:36On the first day of Christmas
00:07:41My true love sent to me
00:07:43A partridge in a pear tree
00:07:45On the second day of Christmas
00:07:48My true love sent to me
00:07:49No
00:07:50Two true doodles
00:07:51And a partridge in a pear tree
00:07:53No, thank you
00:07:54On the third day of Christmas
00:07:56Merry Christmas, Miss
00:07:57Three true doodles
00:07:59These are
00:07:59Two doodles
00:08:00And a partridge in a pear tree
00:08:02I've been all over
00:08:13Please do something about this line
00:08:16Gold elite, humbug
00:08:18I can't find your ruby scarf
00:08:20What?
00:08:21I'm so sorry
00:08:22I went to your house
00:08:23The dry cleaner
00:08:23I didn't even get to say goodbye to Tim
00:08:25Oh, really?
00:08:28It's fine
00:08:29I bought these
00:08:31Will any of them work?
00:08:32Bobby, those are burgundy, crimson and claret
00:08:34Are you serious?
00:08:35I know yours was special
00:08:36No, I don't have special things
00:08:38It was just
00:08:39Excuse me
00:08:40Pardon me
00:08:41No, sorry
00:08:42Just going to slide through here
00:08:43Yeah
00:08:44Jake
00:08:46Hello
00:08:49Well, hi
00:08:54Hi
00:08:55Hi
00:08:58Oh, um
00:09:02Jake, this is my assistant
00:09:04Bobby
00:09:05Bobby, this is my Jake
00:09:06This is my
00:09:08Ex
00:09:11Fiancé
00:09:12Hi
00:09:13You were engaged?
00:09:17What's it been?
00:09:18Five years?
00:09:20Six
00:09:20Six years
00:09:22Today, actually
00:09:24Right
00:09:27Well, we
00:09:34Should go
00:09:35We are checking in
00:09:36Yeah
00:09:37I got a flight to check into, too
00:09:41See you around
00:09:45Sure
00:09:46Merry Christmas
00:09:48Merry Christmas
00:09:49You've had some hard Christmas Eves
00:09:55We need to do something about this line
00:09:57Are you okay?
00:09:59Stop asking me if I'm okay
00:10:00I'll be okay when we get on this plane
00:10:03And away from all of this Christmas
00:10:05And a partridge in a pear tree
00:10:10Okay
00:10:12Merry Christmas
00:10:13Oh, she's very cool
00:10:14Can I interest you in any holiday items for the flight?
00:10:16No, thank you
00:10:16Well, we have light-up necklaces
00:10:18We have reindeer handlers
00:10:19Santa hat
00:10:20Elfers
00:10:21And a partridge in a pear tree
00:10:25Are any of them noise-canceling?
00:10:29No
00:10:30But we do have some earplugs in your vanity kit
00:10:33Wonderful
00:10:34I'm just
00:10:35Allow me
00:10:36I'm going to need more space
00:11:02Oh, yeah
00:11:05Oh, sir
00:11:08Just, uh, let me grab that
00:11:09Oh, my
00:11:10Sorry, Santa
00:11:11Ho, ho, ho
00:11:13Welcome to Sydney Air
00:11:15I'm your captain
00:11:17And your not-so-secret Santa for this flight
00:11:20Surprise
00:11:21The Christmas crackers are from me
00:11:24But I have even more excitement on my sleigh
00:11:28Now I know you're all sad to be missing Christmas on land
00:11:32So we're going to do our darndest
00:11:35Just to give you a Christmas above the class
00:11:38Oh, no
00:11:39And I'll be your emcee for the duration of this flight
00:11:43Just under 20 hours
00:11:46And I
00:11:47Who do we have here?
00:11:50Ho, ho, ho
00:11:52Well, it's Santa
00:11:55And he is my first elf, Pip
00:11:58To welcome you aboard
00:12:00Okay, me then
00:12:01Okay, everybody
00:12:06Are we ready to take it again from the time?
00:12:08On the first day of Christmas
00:12:10My true love, dad, to me
00:12:12A partridge in a pantry
00:12:15Everybody
00:12:16I know, Mom
00:12:17Believe me, I am devastated to be missing Christmas
00:12:20Sardine?
00:12:22Bobby
00:12:23You didn't even make it home before the flight to say goodbye to Tim
00:12:26I know
00:12:27How is he?
00:12:29Can I talk to him?
00:12:30He did just need his inhaler, but he is okay now
00:12:33Put him on
00:12:34How's your seat?
00:12:36It's really good, Mom
00:12:38Cozy
00:12:39Mommy
00:12:39Tim, how are you feeling?
00:12:44I'm doing better now
00:12:45I love you
00:12:46I'm so sorry I didn't make it home
00:12:48It's not your fault
00:12:49Guess what?
00:12:51What?
00:12:52I asked Santa to bring you back for Christmas morning
00:12:55Oh, honey, Santa can't...
00:12:57I need your tablet charger
00:12:59I have to go, Tammy
00:13:00And your neck pillow
00:13:00I love you
00:13:01Oh, this is madness
00:13:03Do you know that in first class they're insisting on singing Christmas carols
00:13:06before serving the champagne?
00:13:09Okay
00:13:10This is going to be such a long flight
00:13:12Excuse me?
00:13:19Pip?
00:13:20Will there be meal service at the beginning of this flight?
00:13:22Yes, just a quick multi-course Christmas feast before the lights dim
00:13:26Please do not wake me for that
00:13:28Alternatively, we have our Hanukkah across hemispheres gefilte fish stick feast
00:13:32for our kosher option
00:13:33Okay
00:13:36Yeah, thanks
00:13:41I'm in 2A
00:13:42You have got to be kidding me
00:13:49Merry Christmas to us
00:13:59You know, I think it would be best if you asked to switch seats with someone
00:14:02Is that right?
00:14:05Well, I was upgraded to this seat, so
00:14:07You're more than welcome to ask if it's that much of a problem to you
00:14:11No, I can't, because I always sit in 2B
00:14:13Still anxious about flying
00:14:15Why are you flying now?
00:14:19I thought you loved Christmas
00:14:21Oui
00:14:21Loved Christmas
00:14:24There's a convention in Sydney at the beginning of January
00:14:29For child advocacy groups around the world
00:14:32I was invited to talk
00:14:35With my mentorship program for my charity
00:14:37Oh
00:14:38And
00:14:40I still do love Christmas
00:14:42Well, what about spending it with your mom?
00:14:46Cheaper to fly today
00:14:47She pushed me to go
00:14:49What about you?
00:14:53Don't tell me you're finally taking a vacation
00:14:55No
00:14:57It is a work trip
00:14:59We are onboarding a chain of boutique hotels in Australia
00:15:02Oh, come on
00:15:07Can't you just switch seats with someone?
00:15:09I miss the opportunity to feel this level of
00:15:11Vibrant awkwardness for the next 20 hours
00:15:14No way
00:15:17You are trying to annoy me
00:15:18How can I do that?
00:15:20You're impenetrable
00:15:20You're the grind culture queen of New York
00:15:23See you read the Forbes article
00:15:27Thought you'd love it
00:15:29All publicity is good publicity, okay?
00:15:32This flight is 9,929 miles
00:15:35Wow
00:15:36You don't say
00:15:38I'm Oliver
00:15:38Want to give me math problems?
00:15:40No, I don't
00:15:41Say, Oliver
00:15:43Want to switch seats?
00:15:45Do I?
00:15:45You know what?
00:15:47I got a better idea
00:15:48Why don't I write down some problems
00:15:49For you to solve on the plane
00:15:51Quietly
00:15:52Make them difficult
00:15:53Thank you
00:15:55We'll mention it
00:15:56Jake
00:15:58Thank you
00:16:05Now please take a moment to review our safety video
00:16:20Bela Neaser
00:16:33Of all the luxury first-class pods and all the jumbo jets in the world, you walk into mine
00:16:38Merry Christmas
00:16:40It can't be
00:16:41What are you doing flying commercial?
00:16:43We're late
00:16:44In the flat
00:16:45There must have been something wrong with that champagne
00:16:47Well, duh
00:16:48It's Prosecco
00:16:49No, no, this can't be
00:16:50I
00:16:51I
00:16:51I must be dreaming
00:16:53You won't believe what you see with your own eyes?
00:16:56Marlene
00:17:01You're supposed to be dead
00:17:04I'm haunting you
00:17:05I
00:17:07I have to wake up
00:17:08Please keep your seatbelt fastened
00:17:10While the seatbelt light is on
00:17:11Just doing my job
00:17:12Giving the safety demonstration
00:17:14Is your job?
00:17:16It's my
00:17:17Torture
00:17:18Doomed to travel eternity in an airline safety video
00:17:23Watching lonely, greedy souls make the same mistakes I did
00:17:27Mistakes?
00:17:28Marlene, no
00:17:29You were everything I've aspired to be
00:17:32You were a force
00:17:33You were the pinnacle of hashtag girl boss
00:17:37You knew just how to be a woman in business and you rose right to the top
00:17:41But I didn't
00:17:42Yes, you did
00:17:43You had everything
00:17:44I had nothing
00:17:45Well, you had an impressive portfolio
00:17:47I had no one in my life
00:17:49I was miserable
00:17:50I never took a vacation
00:17:53I never made anyone's life better
00:17:55I never even celebrated Christmas
00:17:57Are those chains?
00:17:59Forget about the chains
00:18:00I'm wearing polyester
00:18:02I'm literally caught dead in something I wouldn't be caught dead in
00:18:05Oh, you poor thing
00:18:07Don't pity me
00:18:08I made this fate for myself
00:18:11I forged these chains in life with my own selfish choices
00:18:15Your chains, Elenizer
00:18:17Mine
00:18:18Were nearly this long several Christmas eves ago
00:18:21Imagine how heavy they would be now
00:18:24You could end up behind the screen like me
00:18:27Or worse
00:18:28In an employee's training video
00:18:32I want to help you
00:18:33I want to help you
00:18:33You have a chance and hope of escaping my fate
00:18:37Oh, thank you
00:18:38Thank you, Marlene
00:18:39Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits
00:18:43That's the chance and hope?
00:18:45It is
00:18:45Uh, no
00:18:47No, I'd rather not do that
00:18:48The first spirit will come
00:18:49When the seatbelt light tolls one
00:18:52Can't they all just come at once
00:18:54And I can get them out of the way?
00:18:55You will be visited by spirits
00:18:56And please
00:18:58Take the time to locate your nearest emergency exit
00:19:02Which may be behind you
00:19:03But your fate
00:19:04Has no exit
00:19:06Fairly well, Elenizer
00:19:08You look like you've seen a ghost
00:19:28It's gonna be okay
00:19:33Let's kick off this 20-hour flight ride
00:19:36Now, many of you may not know
00:19:39But I was honorable mention
00:19:41At the 2014 Tasmanian Poetry Slam
00:19:45So I'll be sharing with you
00:19:47Some of my most favorite spoken word Christmas poems
00:19:51So if you see a koala
00:19:58On your Christmas morning hikey
00:20:01And you likey, likey, likey
00:20:03Put tinsel on the eucalyptus tree
00:20:06And give her a candy, kind
00:20:08Crikey!
00:20:13You okay?
00:20:16Not really
00:20:17I can't really feel my arm
00:20:20Yeah
00:20:22You probably just need some sleep
00:20:25I can't sleep
00:20:28I have work to do
00:20:29Right
00:20:30Work
00:20:31Your favorite Christmas tradition
00:20:36All right
00:20:37Okay
00:20:37Somebody's kerate
00:20:45Oh my!
00:20:49So
00:20:49I'm sure
00:20:50You can't really feel the most
00:20:51You can't really feel the most
00:20:52How much?
00:20:53That was a joke
00:20:54Oh my!
00:20:57poxvence
00:20:57Ma'am, ma'am, I'm going to need you to come to an upright position, please.
00:21:14Merry Christmas.
00:21:15I'm the ghost of Christmas past.
00:21:18We know you have choices when you time travel.
00:21:20Time travel?
00:21:21So on behalf of your soul, we would like to thank you for traveling with us.
00:21:25Wait, did I have choices?
00:21:26Well, that's the point.
00:21:27Your choices.
00:21:29Where did everybody go?
00:21:31Please take a moment to review the Christmastime travel information.
00:21:34And if you're unwilling to perform any of the functions, just ask to be re-seated.
00:21:38Can I be re-seated?
00:21:39No.
00:21:40Merry Christmas.
00:21:41I will be accompanying you to Christmastime past with services to memory and continued service to regret.
00:21:47Wait, do you know who I am?
00:21:49Alanizer, Grind Culture Queen CEO of Great Expectation Trips.
00:21:53Okay, well, the first ghost, Marlene Jacobson, have you heard of her?
00:21:57She appeared on the screen.
00:21:59And so we're just going to do this right here on my seat.
00:22:05Please follow the emergency lights to the exit.
00:22:09Merry Christmas.
00:22:10No, no, no, no.
00:22:11Marlene assured me there would be no exit.
00:22:13So I think what's happened is we just got some wires are just getting crossed.
00:22:16If we experience a sudden loss in camera pressure, oxygen mask will be released.
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Be sure to secure your mask first before helping others.
00:22:24But you're always looking out for number one, am I right?
00:22:26No.
00:22:26I'm experiencing a sudden loss in camera pressure.
00:22:34I'm going to need to speak to your manager.
00:22:50You'll be receiving an email with a survey regarding your experience.
00:22:53What?
00:22:55This is...
00:22:56No, this can't be.
00:22:58Your past.
00:22:59It is.
00:23:00Merry Christmas.
00:23:01This is Hodges, my boarding school.
00:23:05And that's me.
00:23:06I used to love that song.
00:23:14Strange to have forgotten that.
00:23:17I felt so lonely that Christmas.
00:23:20Solitary as an oyster, if you will.
00:23:23I was ten.
00:23:25Her mom and dad had work overseas, so...
00:23:28Francis and I stayed at school the entire break.
00:23:33Shh.
00:23:35It's okay.
00:23:36These are but shadows of things that have been.
00:23:41She can't hear you.
00:23:45Oh, and there's Francis.
00:23:50God rest thee, merry dogs and cats.
00:23:53Let's greet you with wolf meow.
00:23:56Mom, let's go sing some cats.
00:24:02Francis always had a way of making everything feel better.
00:24:05And you used to let her.
00:24:07Now, let's see another Christmas.
00:24:10What?
00:24:10Whoa!
00:24:13This is my grad school library.
00:24:17And that's me again.
00:24:18You've always been a hard worker, burning the midnight oil.
00:24:27Wakey-wakey.
00:24:28The library's closing.
00:24:29Um, what?
00:24:32Why is the library closing?
00:24:34Well, see, it's Christmas Eve.
00:24:36Some people celebrate.
00:24:37Some people celebrate and sleep in France.
00:24:48I know you.
00:24:50You do?
00:24:51Global markets analysis.
00:24:53Oh.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54You used to always come to class ten minutes early like me.
00:24:57Sorry.
00:24:58Of course.
00:24:59You were always so pretty.
00:25:02Pretty busy.
00:25:06Anyway.
00:25:07It's okay.
00:25:08Never too busy to have a conversation with a cute librarian.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:19I'm Jake.
00:25:22How, uh, gingerbread cookie?
00:25:24Roasted chestnut?
00:25:25Shh.
00:25:25I really hate to do this, but I do have to kick you out.
00:25:28No, please.
00:25:33Five more minutes.
00:25:36Come on.
00:25:36I'll keep studying, and you can close up.
00:25:39Okay, that was spooky.
00:25:48Is this place haunted?
00:25:55Timers.
00:25:55Lights are on.
00:25:56Timers.
00:25:57It's less exciting.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:03Okay.
00:26:09I do know something that might light you up, though.
00:26:18I like lights.
00:26:20Great.
00:26:22Follow me.
00:26:32Everything out.
00:26:33I planted this tree 400 years ago.
00:26:37No, you didn't.
00:26:38No, I did.
00:26:38Look, we're going to chop it down.
00:26:39It's going to go in my living room.
00:26:40Wow, you're ancient.
00:26:41Oh, my gosh.
00:26:42That's it.
00:26:44So pretty.
00:26:47Oh.
00:26:55Thanks.
00:26:56I like the color.
00:27:00Keep it.
00:27:02Looks better on you.
00:27:04Thirsty?
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10So, what is your plan after graduation?
00:27:15Librarian's always an option.
00:27:17It's a small world.
00:27:18I've actually been looking into jobs that involve sleeping in libraries.
00:27:21No, no, no.
00:27:25Something tells me you got a plan.
00:27:28I have a plan.
00:27:31It's just embarrassing to say it out loud.
00:27:33Oh, good.
00:27:35Do you want to gather some people?
00:27:36Some people around?
00:27:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:38Go ahead.
00:27:39I want to build my own travel company.
00:27:41One that makes it easy and efficient for people to plan unique vacations.
00:27:47That's fantastic.
00:27:49That's not even a little bit embarrassing.
00:27:51What?
00:27:52As if I can't pull it off?
00:27:54Of course you can.
00:27:55I just met you and I know that.
00:27:57It's a great idea.
00:27:59I'm a believer.
00:28:00You love traveling?
00:28:01To be honest, I haven't really done any.
00:28:03Really?
00:28:04So now I want to see the world.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:07China.
00:28:09Australia.
00:28:11I want life to feel like a big adventure.
00:28:13Sounds like you're going to have a wonderful life.
00:28:16I hope so.
00:28:18Anyway, I don't have the plan quite as figured out specifically as you do.
00:28:22No.
00:28:22But I do know I want to do something to help at-risk children.
00:28:28At-risk?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:30You know, ones that need positive relationships, connections.
00:28:33It's harder to be healthy and happy when you feel alone.
00:28:39Wow.
00:28:42Now I really am embarrassed.
00:28:44Stop.
00:28:45Well, helping at-risk kids is much more noble than planning vacations.
00:28:52The world needs both equally.
00:28:55And you know what we need?
00:28:57We need to take a selfie.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00I always try to take a photo of the best part of my day.
00:29:05Look.
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:06This is it.
00:29:07Right here.
00:29:12Just don't ask me to download it anywhere.
00:29:15Upload it.
00:29:16Offload it.
00:29:17What?
00:29:17Wait.
00:29:18All of your photos just live on your phone?
00:29:20I think so.
00:29:22Photos live on phones?
00:29:23I'm challenged.
00:29:24In so many ways.
00:29:26But technically, challenged is definitely one of them.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:30You got to let me help you with that sometime.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:38Why do you look so sad?
00:29:43Because I was so happy.
00:29:46Come.
00:29:48There's many more Christmases to see.
00:29:56I interned here in grad school.
00:30:06That's Fez, the owner.
00:30:07This was the best office Christmas party.
00:30:10Silly, huh?
00:30:11To indulge in all this merriment and other intangibles that don't make any money.
00:30:17I know what you're doing.
00:30:18What?
00:30:19What am I doing?
00:30:20You want me to say, wow, what a supportive work environment.
00:30:24Wasn't it?
00:30:25I'll have you know, this company failed.
00:30:27And the following year, everyone had to look for new jobs.
00:30:30You have a very selective memory.
00:30:32You're selecting the memories.
00:30:39No.
00:30:40No.
00:30:41You want me to guess.
00:30:44I work here.
00:30:45I don't want to make a fool of myself.
00:30:47Are we at the same party?
00:30:48Okay, well, two fools don't make a right.
00:30:51I disagree.
00:30:51I disagree.
00:30:55Are you sure you're not the ghost of Christmas nostalgia?
00:31:11You want me to think everything was better than it actually was?
00:31:14If I knew you'd be mine for always
00:31:25I won't be blue on Christmas
00:31:31If all save me comes through.
00:31:38If all save me comes through.
00:31:39Oh, let's do all that.
00:31:58Oh, let's do all the fear.
00:32:03Oh, let's do it.
00:32:04Go to the pool with嚇 proof.
00:32:07let's buckle up it's time for a memory montage does that mean we're landing no but it is a
00:32:18descent which can cause turbulence especially when heartbreak is involved i don't handle
00:32:22turbulence well please use caution when opening your heart as articles may have shifted during
00:32:26flight what wait what are you talking about what's going on here we go you don't even know it's in
00:32:32there so all of your selfies can live on the frame and not on your phone so you're saying this isn't a
00:32:57phone you're up getting this perfect
00:33:00oh
00:33:01oh
00:33:03oh
00:33:05oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:11oh
00:33:13oh
00:33:15oh
00:33:17oh
00:33:19oh
00:33:23oh
00:33:25oh
00:33:27oh
00:33:33oh
00:33:35Oh, it's a merry-go-christmas time
00:33:44All the way that made up my mind
00:33:54Moving closer, all up and left behind
00:33:58I can't hear them, tell them the phone line
00:34:02I got the job with Marlene Jacobson!
00:34:11Oh, I'm so proud of you. Let's go celebrate.
00:34:15No!
00:34:16Let's go celebrate!
00:34:17I'm trying too much to do!
00:34:25You are now free to move about the cabin. Merry Christmas!
00:34:28This is Marlene's office.
00:34:29I know our travel itinerary.
00:34:30You'll be my right hand at all times.
00:34:33And I mean all times.
00:34:37You don't have an active social life, do you?
00:34:39No, but I do have...
00:34:40My point is...
00:34:41Where did the seatbelts go?
00:34:44You ask all the wrong questions.
00:34:46I need your focus here. We must be in sync, a team.
00:34:48Got it. No problem, Ms. Jacobson.
00:34:51You may call me Marlene, except when it irritates me.
00:34:55Okay, thank you.
00:34:57Ms. Jacobson.
00:34:58Jim? Is that work-related?
00:35:01I'm sorry. I was just, uh, delivering my secret Santa gift.
00:35:07Oh. Is that something you need to apologize for?
00:35:10Employees should not prance around the office pretending to be elves during work hours.
00:35:15Stealing time from one's employer never put anyone on the nice list.
00:35:18What? She's right.
00:35:21Oh, no, I was giving, not stealing.
00:35:23When it comes to the bottom line, time and money are interchangeable.
00:35:29Exceptions cannot be made.
00:35:31Certainly not for the frivolity of a sneaky Santa.
00:35:35It's actually Secret Santa.
00:35:39Is it?
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:49I'll stay late.
00:35:50I learned this lesson the hard way, Ella.
00:35:57But you don't have to.
00:35:59It's difficult to be a woman in charge.
00:36:03It's not fun to be the person that no one likes, but it's more important to be respected.
00:36:08That sounds tough.
00:36:09It's a choice.
00:36:10It's lonely at the top.
00:36:12But I think you can get there.
00:36:14That means a lot.
00:36:15Thank you, Ms. Jacobson.
00:36:16I told you to call me Marlene.
00:36:19You'll be on call 24-7.
00:36:21Got it.
00:36:22And I don't want to hear the words, no, I can't, or I'm otherwise engaged.
00:36:28Good.
00:36:29Distractions are the enemy of success.
00:36:32Watch and learn, kid.
00:36:34I'll teach you how to get everything you ever wanted.
00:36:35Oh, no.
00:36:43A dive bar Christmas is the one tradition we have left that your work has not ruined over
00:36:48the years.
00:36:49I told you I'm on a deadline.
00:36:51You're always on a deadline.
00:36:52Jake, I can't have this conversation again.
00:36:54I get it.
00:36:55I get it.
00:36:55You don't get it.
00:36:56I'm finally getting what I want.
00:36:59Are you?
00:37:01Excuse me?
00:37:02Come on, Ella.
00:37:02But you wanted to build a company, remember?
00:37:06You wanted to travel the world.
00:37:07When's the big adventure coming?
00:37:08You have no idea what I want.
00:37:12Maybe you're right.
00:37:13Maybe I have no idea.
00:37:15I thought you wanted a wonderful life with me.
00:37:20Please don't make me relive this.
00:37:23I did.
00:37:24But I think we just want different things now.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:46I won't stay in your way.
00:37:48Okay.
00:37:48I won't stay in your way.
00:37:48I don't want to see any more.
00:38:07There, there.
00:38:09It's just one more layover.
00:38:10This is my office.
00:38:23Yes, it is.
00:38:24Last year.
00:38:25Merry Christmas.
00:38:26We cannot settle for mediocrity.
00:38:29You're dismissed.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33They underdelivered.
00:38:35Bobby.
00:38:35It's 9.38 a.m.
00:38:41I'm sorry.
00:38:41I'm late, Miss Kneezer.
00:38:42We have to close tomorrow for Christmas, but we all have the same amount of work to do.
00:38:47I'm sorry.
00:38:47I had a family emergency.
00:38:50I will ask you to deal with your emergencies on your time and my emergencies online.
00:38:55Like?
00:38:57Do you see our listings in Iceland?
00:38:59All of the amenities include private beach.
00:39:04Is that something you're capable of fixing?
00:39:07Let me set my stuff down and I'll get right on it.
00:39:10Bobby.
00:39:13If your personal life is making this job too difficult for you to handle, perhaps you should look elsewhere.
00:39:22I'm not sure I said it quite like that.
00:39:24I'm not sure I said it quite like that.
00:39:29I know.
00:39:36I don't know.
00:39:37I don't know what else to do, Mom.
00:39:39How's he holding up?
00:39:40He's resting comfortably now.
00:39:42Oh, I can't believe an emergency room would take all night to see a sick child.
00:39:47You must be exhausted.
00:39:48I just hope he's going to be okay.
00:39:51I don't even want to know what that visit's going to cost.
00:39:53Honey, honey.
00:39:54Don't even think about that right now.
00:39:57Can you tell him I love him?
00:39:58I will.
00:40:00He loves you too.
00:40:02Who's the child?
00:40:03Is that Bobby's son?
00:40:04Is he okay?
00:40:05Why are you worried?
00:40:06She got those listings fixed before she left work that day.
00:40:09This isn't about the listings.
00:40:10This is about her child.
00:40:13Oh, that's the seatbelt sign.
00:40:14It is time to return to your seats.
00:40:16In the unlikely event of a water landing, remember, pull the tabs to inflate the vest or blow air through the tube.
00:40:25We hope you enjoyed your journey and thank you again for traveling with us.
00:40:29Wait, I'm not ready yet.
00:40:30What happens to her child?
00:40:32Merry Christmas!
00:40:37Ew.
00:40:38Am I in coach?
00:40:40Whoa!
00:40:46Boo!
00:40:49You good?
00:40:50What are you doing here?
00:40:53What are you doing here?
00:40:55First class was occupied.
00:40:56My boss, right?
00:40:57Yeah!
00:40:58Oh!
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00This is going to sound a little bit zany, but there was this flight attendant and she's also a ghost.
00:41:03And she took me to New York and you were there and then all of these memories came flooding back.
00:41:06Breathe.
00:41:06What?
00:41:06What?
00:41:07Breathe.
00:41:07Breathe.
00:41:07Breathe.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:08Look, you probably had a bad dream, right?
00:41:10Right?
00:41:12Good.
00:41:13Good.
00:41:14Now, why are you wearing a life vest?
00:41:16The ghost gave it to me.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:18Why don't we talk about this back at the seats or at least not in the bathroom?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:21Yeah?
00:41:24Because I need to use the bathroom.
00:41:26Oh, I guess.
00:41:26Sorry.
00:41:36Why do you have a life vest?
00:41:44I really wish I knew.
00:41:46Please do not play with the emergency equipment.
00:41:49I'm...
00:41:49It compromises the safety of the crew and passengers.
00:41:54I won't.
00:41:56And I'm sorry.
00:41:59May I please have something to eat?
00:42:01I've changed my mind about the Geviltevistik feast.
00:42:04Excellent.
00:42:06Can I get you anything to drink?
00:42:09Beer, wine, spirits?
00:42:10No.
00:42:11No spirits.
00:42:12Just Geviltevistik.
00:42:15Excellent.
00:42:17And...
00:42:17Hands off.
00:42:21Feeling better?
00:42:23A little, I think.
00:42:25Listen, Jake...
00:42:26Look, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
00:42:27You're sorry?
00:42:28Yeah, I shouldn't be giving you a hard time about working Christmas Eve and bringing up the past.
00:42:32It's not...
00:42:33No, Jake.
00:42:34I have been thinking...
00:42:35Also, I could change seats if you still want me to.
00:42:37No, Jake.
00:42:40I've been thinking.
00:42:43And I wanted to say that I realized there were quite a few Christmases where my work may have...
00:42:52Detracted from the holiday.
00:42:56You mispronounced.
00:42:57Ruined?
00:42:57Okay, tomato, tomato.
00:42:59Destroyed?
00:43:00Annihilated?
00:43:00Yeah, fine.
00:43:01That...
00:43:01What I want to say is...
00:43:06I really think I could have managed things better.
00:43:16Thanks for saying that.
00:43:19A few years late, but yeah.
00:43:21Are you still making those holiday photo gifts?
00:43:34Behold.
00:43:35The calendar.
00:43:36Oh, wow.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38It sure looks like something a mother would love.
00:43:40Do you mean only a mother would love?
00:43:44I didn't say that.
00:43:45You're saying it with your eyes.
00:43:46No.
00:43:47I mean, it was implied, but...
00:43:48But I didn't say it.
00:43:53Sure.
00:43:56Please, sir.
00:43:57May I have some more?
00:44:02More?
00:44:02Math problems.
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:07Coming up.
00:44:17Where is my food?
00:44:19It's first class, I'm sure.
00:44:22It'll be coming soon.
00:44:32There you are.
00:44:39I was just looking for a place to pin these.
00:44:42Incoming!
00:44:43Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:45Hey.
00:44:46Matchies.
00:44:47Pinsy twinsies.
00:44:49Would you like to be my co-pilot for a bit?
00:44:51Oh, no.
00:44:52Actually, I was just looking for some food.
00:44:54Oh, I've got just the thing.
00:44:56You must be famished.
00:44:57After all that zipping about you've done tonight.
00:45:00Excuse me?
00:45:01Ghost of Christmas present.
00:45:03Let's kick the tires and light the fires.
00:45:06Ha-ha!
00:45:09What the dickens?
00:45:16This is the cockpit?
00:45:18Oh, yeah.
00:45:19Let's start with dessert.
00:45:22What are you keen on, huh?
00:45:24We've got Yule log, fruit cake,
00:45:27apple pie,
00:45:28Vegemite,
00:45:30figgy pudding,
00:45:31chocolate pudding,
00:45:32cherry pudding,
00:45:33toffee pudding.
00:45:34That's a lot of pudding.
00:45:35And pavlova.
00:45:37Okay, but let's get things started here.
00:45:39No, we've got to savor all the moments.
00:45:43We do?
00:45:44You're such a cute little umbug.
00:45:46When do we start to see the visions?
00:45:47Ah.
00:45:50Presently.
00:45:52What?
00:45:53Wait.
00:45:55Don't we take the emergency exit?
00:45:57No, that's how the spirits did it in the past.
00:46:00You're with the present now.
00:46:02All that.
00:46:03Okay.
00:46:03Well, you better buckle up.
00:46:07Visions are present,
00:46:08and near present,
00:46:09incoming.
00:46:10Are you sure you want to put that on the equipment?
00:46:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:46:17where are we i don't remember this place no of course you don't this is the present silly
00:46:24yeah all of this is actually happening right now in real time those are my get employees
00:46:30yeah i know i'm omniscient well why aren't they working they have a commercial to finish
00:46:36four calling birds three french pens two turtle doves and a partridge in a fair tree
00:46:44why is everyone always singing that song eggnog now you're drinking on the job
00:46:50oh it's virgin so just egg and cream and nut night
00:46:54all right here's to our fourth annual get office christmas party cheers i didn't approve an office
00:47:01christmas party they'd better not submit for reimbursement it's a good thing that we always
00:47:05plan our own because there is no way that krampus would ever approve one it's a krampus oh it's a
00:47:10horned beast of course man wait me i'm the horned beast who likes to punish people of course giving
00:47:17us a holiday party with me and acknowledging our value she'd never do that no parties are a cost
00:47:23inefficient way to promote team bonding plus some people find them very awkward and some people
00:47:28should just listen she treats us like we're beggars in victorian london exactly i thought
00:47:35she'd respond to our heat request by giving us coal yes mine by orphans totally she has no
00:47:41idea how unappreciated we feel but you know what guys it's christmas eve let's not focus on the bad
00:47:46i mean she haunts us when she's not even here i didn't know they thought that no no they think
00:47:52they're present tense huh no can't all be hits i expect a lot from them but i want this company to
00:48:02succeed i thought that made me a good boss oh what do you think now whoa guys hold up you won't
00:48:09believe this bobby just texted that krampus used to be engaged no way i mean i i'm assuming he left
00:48:16her i'm just saying everyone will leave her eventually i know i will i am getting out the
00:48:22first chance i get there it is all right now let's get some dessert
00:48:25crikey this is depressing eh can we go back to the plane now yeah nah heaps more to see
00:48:34but we can get some food in you not hungry oh yeah more for me
00:48:39oh stolen the flaming cross jury is pop this is francis's house everyone start please
00:48:47we were waiting for you everything looks amazing thank you
00:48:51so your sister couldn't make it no no she's traveling for work i heard there was a parade
00:48:58that needed to be rained on uh bubble that needed bursting party that needed pooping
00:49:02i thought it was just christmas she had a problem with christmas joy love the basics
00:49:08kevin don't say that she doesn't have a problem with love tell that to jake they broke up at christmas
00:49:16so it's a difficult holiday for her it's not just that she is the antithesis of christmas
00:49:21that's not fair that's not fair it's not it's not no ella she's put up a wall for
00:49:29reasons i can't explain but i still hope she'll change she's my sister
00:49:37we got each other through a lot of tough times when we were young
00:49:42i love her and i'm sad that she's not here and i'm sad for her because she is missing out
00:49:50on a very joyous christmas especially with you wonderful people here
00:49:56merry christmas merry christmas everyone
00:50:00my favorite
00:50:02my favorite
00:50:02my favorite
00:50:02my favorite
00:50:03thank you
00:50:05all along polar express
00:50:08batman returns
00:50:09waddling on ice
00:50:11it's batman returns
00:50:12oh oh oh oh garfield christmas
00:50:15what
00:50:15time's up
00:50:17batman return
00:50:20obviously
00:50:21wasn't it supposed to be a christmas movie
00:50:23it is a christmas movie
00:50:26okay you're up
00:50:29oh boy
00:50:30here we go
00:50:32ella would have known that
00:50:33i did
00:50:34i feel really bad about what i said earlier
00:50:38yeah you should
00:50:38and i just want to make a toast
00:50:41to ella neezer
00:50:42may she be having a very merry christmas
00:50:46wherever she is
00:50:47probably somewhere above ohio
00:50:49well we're thinking of you ella
00:50:53may you have a very merry christmas above the clouds
00:50:56she wouldn't take it but may she have it nonetheless
00:50:58to ella
00:51:00time to go
00:51:02i don't want to be responsible for any flight delights
00:51:05okay
00:51:05all right i've been working on this one all year okay
00:51:07all right
00:51:08it's two words
00:51:09two words
00:51:09it's a movie
00:51:10okay
00:51:11can't remember the last time i had this much fun
00:51:18um sounds like
00:51:20good
00:51:21good
00:51:22good
00:51:22good
00:51:23good
00:51:24good
00:51:25good
00:51:26good
00:51:27good
00:51:28good
00:51:29good
00:51:30good
00:51:31good
00:51:32good
00:51:33good
00:51:34looks like us eh
00:51:35i don't know this place
00:51:37hot chocolate
00:51:39wait where are we
00:51:40what are we doing here i don't recognize it
00:51:43oh
00:51:44this is jake's charity
00:51:46yeah isn't this sweet as
00:51:48jake's throwing this party so all these kids can have a bit of fun after school with santa
00:51:53oh you little legends who want some christmas stuff
00:51:56yes
00:51:57all right here we go
00:51:58oh hey buddy you want some
00:52:00no his mentoring program has improved the lives of children who've been exposed to a whole host of
00:52:05disadvantages it's the most impactful new youth charity of the last five years
00:52:10break that hand it's dainty
00:52:11ha ha ha ha
00:52:13golly knows he's doing good work but working in non-profit can be harder than working in the private sector
00:52:18charity it's often overlooked even by those with means
00:52:24wow this is beautiful
00:52:30lucy
00:52:46who's lucy
00:52:47hey glad i ran into you
00:52:49same
00:52:50do we have more hats
00:52:51sure
00:52:52that's paul our friend from hampstead university
00:52:56why not any chance you uh you want to grab lunch with me
00:52:59after we wrap up
00:53:01oh uh i can't
00:53:04i'm sorry
00:53:05of course you must have plans it's christmas eve and all
00:53:08she doesn't want to
00:53:10take a hint
00:53:11i just have a lot to do before my flight tonight
00:53:13oh that means you're missing christmas
00:53:17with a sacrifice
00:53:19okay she's laying it on pretty thick
00:53:23okay you had your chance with jake
00:53:25didn't past cover that
00:53:27let me know if you find those hats
00:53:31of course
00:53:31yes
00:53:31and don't worry i'll get them to the kids
00:53:33thank you
00:53:34but uh
00:53:35i'll hold you to that lunch when you're back
00:53:37looks like you got something to look forward to in the new year
00:53:43what are we talking about
00:53:45what's he talking about
00:53:47lunch with lucy
00:53:48you should go
00:53:49you haven't seriously dated in like what
00:53:51a decade
00:53:52a decade
00:53:53relax
00:53:53you deserve to be happy man
00:53:56i'm happy
00:53:58is he happy
00:53:59i'm happy
00:54:02come on
00:54:03look how happy i am
00:54:04all right well
00:54:05think about going out with her when you come back
00:54:08yep
00:54:08thinking about it
00:54:09it's time to move on
00:54:11ready to head next door
00:54:13please
00:54:13i'm starving
00:54:14yes
00:54:14dive bar christmas
00:54:16here we come
00:54:17okay so that's jake
00:54:20yeah
00:54:20what now where's your yoke
00:54:22oh no need
00:54:24no
00:54:24just a quick walk about
00:54:25okay
00:54:26come on
00:54:27gotta get those steps in
00:54:29nifty huh
00:54:38you got this
00:54:42i can't believe they still do dive bar christmas
00:54:46prisons
00:54:46i love it
00:54:48it's a white elephant tradition we started in grad school
00:54:51exchanging useless gifts in a cozy bar in the middle of the work day
00:54:55yeah it sounds like everything you despise
00:54:57i love it
00:54:58sorry dude
00:54:59what
00:54:59that's why
00:55:00you know i love it fast
00:55:02i got some more footage
00:55:03savage
00:55:03it's us
00:55:08the very first dive bar christmas
00:55:10looks so young
00:55:12and happy
00:55:14you know
00:55:15even ella
00:55:17yeah
00:55:18i
00:55:21ran into her
00:55:22the other day
00:55:24you did
00:55:25it was such a bummer
00:55:27she just seemed so
00:55:29annoyed
00:55:30and
00:55:30sad
00:55:31and
00:55:32lonely
00:55:33oh
00:55:35don't sound so disappointed
00:55:37serves her right after how she treated you
00:55:40okay
00:55:41i can't watch this anymore
00:55:44what what
00:55:44just a tick
00:55:45i gotta go
00:55:45pack my bags
00:55:46all right
00:55:47all right
00:55:48send pics from down under
00:55:49hey that's my exit
00:55:51will do
00:55:51love you guys
00:55:53merry christmas
00:55:53merry christmas
00:55:55well just one layover
00:55:56en route to our last stop
00:55:58fine let's go
00:56:00really
00:56:01no objections
00:56:03no snark
00:56:04not even a humbug
00:56:06this
00:56:09this way
00:56:10what is it
00:56:11i can't believe he still lives here
00:56:17he hasn't changed a thing
00:56:19wait why did he decorate for christmas if he knew he wasn't going to be here
00:56:25well i suppose christmas still means something to him
00:56:39you
00:56:41you
00:56:42you
00:56:46you
00:56:47you
00:56:49you
00:57:03Merry Christmas, Ella.
00:57:06Wherever you are.
00:57:10I'm right here.
00:57:33It's time to go.
00:57:41Ghost! Ghost!
00:57:44Hey! Hey! Can't we go back to the plane? I want to talk to Jake.
00:57:48Sorry, mate. We've got to stay present.
00:57:50I don't think this is my present.
00:57:52Well, you have to see how your choices affect others, even indirectly.
00:57:56Well, whose house is this?
00:57:57Come. We're on our final approach.
00:58:00We just float through the door?
00:58:03No.
00:58:04We just walk through it.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:08Bortles.
00:58:10I'm going to Australia with Mommy.
00:58:12Slow down, Tim.
00:58:13I can't. My plane is performing a tail slide.
00:58:16That's such a beautiful chicken, Mom.
00:58:19Bobby's recipe.
00:58:20Oh, this is Bobby's family.
00:58:22This plane has eight reindeer power.
00:58:24And Tim is Bobby's son, of course.
00:58:26Poor Timmy.
00:58:28Bobby should have been able to be here.
00:58:30It is a crime for a mother to have to miss Christmas with her child.
00:58:33Not that Krampus cares.
00:58:34They call me Krampus here, too?
00:58:35Oh, yeah.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:38Tim?
00:58:39Timmy?
00:58:40We were telling you not to run around like that, Tim.
00:58:42Hey, don't scold him. Get his inhaler.
00:58:44I know. Come on.
00:58:45What's going on?
00:58:46There you go.
00:58:47That's it.
00:58:48Give me this, Tim.
00:58:49All right.
00:58:50One hug.
00:58:51It's okay, buddy.
00:58:52All right.
00:58:53We have your finger.
00:58:54There we go.
00:58:56He's at 95.
00:58:58Is that good?
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00When it goes below that, I usually need to take him to the doctor.
00:59:03I thought his new maintenance drug was supposed to prevent him from having his episodes.
00:59:07There is a new one.
00:59:08We can try, but it's...
00:59:10Not covered?
00:59:11Hey.
00:59:12It's Christmas.
00:59:13And we're not spending it in the ER this year.
00:59:15That is a blessing.
00:59:16Mm-hmm.
00:59:17That's true.
00:59:18Oh.
00:59:19Oh.
00:59:20That's Bobby.
00:59:22Hey, honey.
00:59:24Did you make the plane?
00:59:26So, Tim has asthma?
00:59:28Is it bad?
00:59:29Well, they're still trying to figure out the right treatment.
00:59:32Bobby's paycheck mostly goes to out-of-pocket medical expenses, which is why she still has
00:59:37to live at her mother's.
00:59:38She is a self-absorbed tyrant.
00:59:40Mom, I'm lucky to have a job that lets me support Tim.
00:59:43But he needs you, too.
00:59:45I want to be there.
00:59:46Believe me, I'm devastated to be missing Christmas.
00:59:49Bobby should have told me about all this before she agreed to skip Christmas.
00:59:53Agreed?
00:59:54Is that what she did?
00:59:55What good would it have done to tell you, eh?
00:59:58What is that you said?
01:00:00Oh, yeah, here it is.
01:00:01Ah, I don't make merry at Christmas, and I can't afford to make everyone else merry.
01:00:07Huh?
01:00:08See that?
01:00:09It's right there in me hand.
01:00:10I asked Santa to bring you back for Christmas morning.
01:00:13Oh, honey, Santa can't bring-
01:00:16I need your tablet charger.
01:00:18Hey, that's you.
01:00:19And your neck pillow.
01:00:20Yeah, I don't like hearing my own voice, either.
01:00:23It's always a bit higher than you think.
01:00:30Before we start, shall we do Christmas gratitudes?
01:00:33Well, I'm grateful for this feast.
01:00:35I am grateful for all of you.
01:00:39I'm grateful for Miss Kneezer.
01:00:41You don't have to be grateful for everything, Tim.
01:00:44Yeah, she's the reason your mommy isn't here.
01:00:46But she gives mommy a good job, and that lets her buy medicine, which makes me feel better.
01:00:53To Miss Kneezer.
01:00:54To Miss Kneezer.
01:00:55I hope she is happy.
01:00:56To Miss Kneezer.
01:00:57To Miss Kneezer.
01:00:58Return to your seats.
01:00:59No!
01:01:00This is the end of our journey, love.
01:01:01Thank you for your presence.
01:01:02Hold on.
01:01:03What happens to Tim?
01:01:04If these visions remain unaltered by the future, I see an empty chair where Tiny Tim once sat.
01:01:11Is that a whiskey?
01:01:12What was some whiskey in the first time?
01:01:13What?
01:01:14No!
01:01:15No!
01:01:16No, no!
01:01:17No!
01:01:18No!
01:01:19Wait!
01:01:20Wait!
01:01:22Hey!
01:01:23Spirit!
01:01:25What?
01:01:26No!
01:01:27No!
01:01:28No!
01:01:29What are you doing?
01:01:30No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34I'm sorry!
01:01:35Wait!
01:01:36No, wait!
01:01:39Hey! Spirits!
01:01:41Just pull me back in my seat next time, okay?
01:01:47Are you okay in there?
01:02:06No, no, no!
01:02:36Can I help you?
01:02:42Everyone else is sleeping.
01:02:45I hope the pilot's awake.
01:02:47He's probably aging.
01:02:50Wait, what?
01:02:51What?
01:02:52There's something you want to say.
01:03:06Will you please tell me more about this talk you're giving?
01:03:10Overcoming isolation through mentorship.
01:03:13Did I mention that?
01:03:15Uh, Sarah did. I ran into her.
01:03:18Oh, right.
01:03:20Let's see.
01:03:23We provide after-school care and support for about 50,000 kids in the tri-state area.
01:03:31It's just a drop in the bucket.
01:03:33Our goal is to be in every major city in the world one day.
01:03:37Lofty, Lionel.
01:03:39You can do it. I believe in you.
01:03:43Yeah.
01:03:44Thanks.
01:03:45For, uh, asking about it.
01:03:52I've been thinking a lot about success lately.
01:03:57Or really just tonight, actually.
01:03:59Mm-hmm.
01:04:00And I've got the job of my dreams, but it doesn't make me feel...
01:04:06It's hard, you know, because everyone around me is wishing me a Merry Christmas, but...
01:04:10I just haven't felt Merry since...
01:04:22It's been a long time.
01:04:26It's never too late to change.
01:04:28I'll probably get some sleep.
01:04:43I've still got a long way to go.
01:04:45Good night.
01:04:51Good night.
01:04:56Good night.
01:05:15Can I help you?
01:05:21Air Marshal.
01:05:23Ghost of Christmas yet to come.
01:05:30Oh boy.
01:05:39You'll tell me what will happen in Christmases yet to come?
01:05:45Oh no.
01:05:49Oh no.
01:05:57So you don't want me to open the door?
01:05:59Okay, okay.
01:06:01Uh...
01:06:02Well, just before we get going, um, in the end, if it's not too much trouble, do you think you could put me back in my seat instead of the lavatory?
01:06:07Why, why, why, why are you pointing at me?
01:06:10Whoa.
01:06:14Well, my office building is still here in the future.
01:06:17That's good news.
01:06:21You're omniscient too, right? Just to be clear.
01:06:23Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, and I'm certainly not complaining because the last two ghosts were a little too chatty, if you know what I mean, but I think it could really help if you had some commentary or guidance for me, you know?
01:06:37It seems you're not open to notes, and I respect that.
01:06:47Sir?
01:06:49Sir?
01:06:51Oh, is it warm in here?
01:06:54Did I agree to turn the thermostat up, or is heat just free in the future?
01:06:59I don't normally talk this much, I'm just nervous, and I don't have a lot of experience being nervous, but you are just sober, okay?
01:07:07Well, this looks like the last of it.
01:07:09She'd be happy to know the catering bill for the service will be low.
01:07:12No need to put out a spread if they don't expect anyone to come.
01:07:16Who are they talking about?
01:07:17Still, don't you feel, like, a little bad? I mean, shouldn't we be mourning or something?
01:07:20I am mourning. I never call the recommendation letter.
01:07:26Hey!
01:07:27Isn't that Ms. Sneezer's scarf?
01:07:29Is it? It is!
01:07:30I just found it and took it since it was freezing in the office.
01:07:34One thing you can say for Krampus, she had taste.
01:07:38That's about all you can say.
01:07:40Wait, wait, wait, who are they talking about?
01:07:42Wait!
01:07:46Hey! Put the vase down!
01:07:48Why are they packing up my office?
01:07:51Hey, this is my stuff! Stop!
01:07:54Not the chair.
01:07:55Not the chair!
01:07:56He's desecrating my custom perfect posture ergonomic chair.
01:08:00This is real silver.
01:08:01Let me have that one.
01:08:03I cleaned this office every day and never got one word of thanks.
01:08:06Didn't you do something?
01:08:07I opened the door for her for years.
01:08:09Never a smile, never a, hey, how you doing?
01:08:12I don't even think she knew my name.
01:08:13I did.
01:08:14It was Bill or Budge.
01:08:16Todd!
01:08:17Todd! I was getting there.
01:08:18How about we celebrate?
01:08:20Not the O2!
01:08:22In styrofoam?
01:08:24Good riddance.
01:08:25Oh, let's check out the back room.
01:08:27Yeah, Orton.
01:08:28Not the back room.
01:08:29Jake.
01:08:42Jake?
01:08:44Frances.
01:08:45Kind of you to come.
01:08:46Yeah.
01:08:47I certainly didn't have you.
01:08:49I wanted to.
01:08:52Thanks.
01:08:54I'm so sorry.
01:08:55Frances.
01:08:56I'm sorry for you too, Jake.
01:08:58They're acting like somebody died.
01:09:02Hey, how you been?
01:09:03Good, I've been focused.
01:09:05Good.
01:09:06On the center, you know?
01:09:07You been seeing anybody?
01:09:08Me?
01:09:09No.
01:09:10Since Ella, I haven't really found that spark with anybody else.
01:09:13You will, Jake.
01:09:14You will.
01:09:15If I'm being honest.
01:09:18Stop trying.
01:09:19Long time ago.
01:09:26He gets past this, right?
01:09:27I mean, I'm flattered, but this is Jake we're talking about.
01:09:31He's basically the greatest guy ever.
01:09:36Okay, Ghost, you work for me, right?
01:09:38You've got to tell me what's yet to come.
01:09:39What happens to Jake?
01:09:47The public library?
01:09:48I don't understand.
01:09:55He's the lonely librarian.
01:09:58Like Donna Reed?
01:10:01No.
01:10:02No, no, no.
01:10:03No, this is too awful.
01:10:05Take me somewhere else.
01:10:06Anywhere but here, really.
01:10:09Just show me some happiness, please.
01:10:12Please!
01:10:19So shall we do the Christmas gratitudes?
01:10:24Wait.
01:10:25Why is Tim's chair empty?
01:10:28Bobby?
01:10:31I am grateful for...
01:10:34Oh, sweetheart.
01:10:37Oh, I know.
01:10:38I know.
01:10:39We miss him, too.
01:10:41This is so unfair.
01:10:43I don't understand.
01:10:44Why are you showing me this?
01:10:49Oh!
01:11:04No.
01:11:05No, no, no, no!
01:11:20Please!
01:11:22Tell me.
01:11:24Is this what will happen or what might happen?
01:11:26Can I alter my destiny?
01:11:28Please, Ghost.
01:11:29Please, I can change.
01:11:30I've learned from all three spirits.
01:11:32I'll do anything to prevent this future from coming to pass.
01:11:36I'll never forget kindness and charity.
01:11:40I'll always hold the meaning of Christmas in my heart.
01:11:47I'm alive.
01:11:49Hello, beautiful coach lavatory.
01:11:52I love you.
01:11:53I love this mirror.
01:11:55I love it here.
01:11:57Oh, sorry.
01:11:59Wait, why is everyone grabbing their stuff?
01:12:01Did we land?
01:12:02I thought we had 15 more hours till we reached Sydney.
01:12:04Lady, where in Utah?
01:12:06Utah?
01:12:07There was some issue in the cockpit, so they wanted to land and have a technician check it out just to be on the safe side.
01:12:12I heard the pilot spilled apple cider on the controls.
01:12:17Crikey.
01:12:18We'll have tracks.
01:12:19Didn't you hear the announcements?
01:12:20No, I must have fallen asleep.
01:12:23In the bathroom?
01:12:25What day is it today?
01:12:26December 25th.
01:12:27It's Christmas Day.
01:12:29I didn't miss it.
01:12:29Okay, did you hit your head?
01:12:30Oh, Christmas in Utah.
01:12:34My sister Frances lives in Utah.
01:12:38Merry Christmas.
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:49Merry Christmas.
01:12:51Merry Christmas.
01:12:51Merry Christmas.
01:12:52Oh, Oliver.
01:12:54Merry Christmas.
01:12:55I hope that Santa brings you a thousand math workbooks.
01:12:58Oh, boy.
01:12:59Me too.
01:12:59Ma.
01:13:00Ma.
01:13:00I gotta go.
01:13:01I'll keep you posted.
01:13:02Okay?
01:13:03I love you.
01:13:03Yes.
01:13:04Can you believe this delay?
01:13:06But we didn't miss Christmas.
01:13:08Attention, passengers.
01:13:09Due to an unforeseen technical issue, this plane is grounded indefinitely.
01:13:14We will rebook you all on a new flight tomorrow, December 26th.
01:13:20Hey, what are you doing right now?
01:13:23Do you need a planning?
01:13:25Come with me to breakfast.
01:13:27It's one in the morning.
01:13:29Exactly.
01:13:30Christmas morning.
01:13:31Are you okay?
01:13:33Never been better.
01:13:35Jake, there's nothing I can do about the many Christmases that I ruined, destroyed, annihilated.
01:13:41But what I can do is take you to breakfast if you'll let me.
01:13:45Oh, uh...
01:13:46Come on.
01:13:47I'm a lot of things, but I'm better than the airplane terminal.
01:13:50Plus, duty-free is closed.
01:13:57Breakfast sounds nice.
01:13:58Yes.
01:13:59Yes.
01:14:01After you, Miss Christmas.
01:14:12See your baggage claim.
01:14:16Merry Christmas.
01:14:18I'd love for you to help me spread some Christmas cheer.
01:14:27Don't worry.
01:14:28I'm already looking at new flights.
01:14:29I promise the next flight to Sydney is tomorrow.
01:14:31What am I supposed to do tonight?
01:14:33Oh, I've found some excellent options.
01:14:35I just have to...
01:14:36If the options are so excellent, why haven't you secured one?
01:14:40Only because we just landed.
01:14:41And it's the middle of the night.
01:14:43And choices might be limited because it's Christmas.
01:14:46Christmas.
01:14:48Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
01:14:50Always an excuse for Christmas.
01:14:53I suppose you're going to tell me that I should give you a bonus because it's Christmas.
01:14:57I didn't say that.
01:14:59Well, I'll tell you what.
01:15:02I'll do better than that.
01:15:05I am going to double your salary and give you a promotion.
01:15:08I am also going to get the best health insurance plan there is for you and everyone else at the company.
01:15:13One that covers all of Tim's medicine.
01:15:17You remember who Tim is?
01:15:19Of course.
01:15:20Australia can wait.
01:15:21I bought you a first class ticket home so you can be with Tim on Christmas.
01:15:24You leave in a few hours.
01:15:26I am.
01:15:26Bobby, I have been awful to you and everyone.
01:15:34And I apologize from the bottom of my heart.
01:15:38But I promise you that I am going to make it better.
01:15:41And if you keep working for me, if you keep working with me, I will make it right.
01:15:48And I will never take you for granted again.
01:15:51I don't know what to say.
01:15:53Merry Christmas, Bobby.
01:15:55Merry Christmas, Ella.
01:15:57Attention, Sydney passengers.
01:16:02We just learned that a Christmas angel has offered to come everyone's room at Five Golden Rings Luxury Resort until flights can be rebooked.
01:16:11Come get your get vouchers from Great Expectations Trips.
01:16:14Oh, get.
01:16:16I get it.
01:16:21So will you give Francis a heads up that you're coming for Christmas?
01:16:27No.
01:16:28Surprises are great.
01:16:30Okay, what's going on here?
01:16:31What do you mean?
01:16:32For someone who is excited to skip Christmas, you seem pretty thrilled for the change of plans.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39I am.
01:16:40I am.
01:16:44Jake.
01:16:45Seeing you tonight made me realize what my future could look like if I don't change my priorities.
01:16:49I used to think that if I was successful, if I had money, that I would be happy.
01:16:56But I'm not.
01:16:57I wanted to be self-sufficient to not rely on anyone.
01:17:07But the thing is, if you don't need anyone, you don't have anyone.
01:17:12And I don't want to go through my life alone.
01:17:15I think what I'm trying to say is, I don't want to go through my life without you, Jake.
01:17:26And I don't know if it's just because it's Christmas or just that weird thing that happens at high altitude.
01:17:38But I can finally see how wrong I was.
01:17:47I'm so sorry, Jake.
01:17:50I'm so sorry.
01:17:53And I'm ready to change.
01:17:56I promise I will.
01:17:58I'm pretty sure this was...
01:18:28For always, I won't be blue
01:18:34I missed you.
01:18:37I missed you, too.
01:18:38If old St. Nick comes through
01:18:43And he remembers that I'd like you
01:18:50For Christmas, New Year's, Easter, too
01:18:57She'd like you
01:19:04For Christmas, New Year's, Easter, too
01:19:07And he remembers that I'd like you
01:19:13For Christmas, New Year's, Easter, too
01:19:21For Christmas, New Year's, Easter, too
01:19:30For Christmas, New Year's, Easter, too
01:19:32I'm coming!
01:19:35Coming!
01:19:36Surprise!
01:19:37Beautiful Christmas, Frances!
01:19:38Oh!
01:19:39Oh!
01:19:40Oh!
01:19:41Oh!
01:19:42Oh!
01:19:43Oh!
01:19:44Jake!
01:19:45Hi!
01:19:46What are you guys doing here?
01:19:47Together?
01:19:48It's a long story, yeah
01:19:57Well, our flight was diverged in nearby
01:19:58Yeah
01:19:59Well, it must have been fate because I really want to spend Christmas with you
01:20:05I haven't been the sister you deserve and I can't tell you how much I regret that
01:20:10But I don't want to be out in the cold anymore
01:20:13Will you have me?
01:20:14Of course I'll have you
01:20:15Yeah, will you have me, too?
01:20:20Yeah
01:20:21Merry Christmas, Francesca?
01:20:22Ella, I can't believe you made it
01:20:23Me, too
01:20:24Jake?
01:20:25Yeah?
01:20:26Buddy?
01:20:27What are you doing here?
01:20:28Come on in
01:20:29What are you doing here?
01:20:30Come on in
01:20:31No, jump scares
01:20:32Sorry, pal
01:20:33Oh, kids!
01:20:34Get down here!
01:20:35Look who's here!
01:20:36Is it Santa?
01:20:38Even better
01:20:46Tim
01:20:47Poppy!
01:20:48You're home!
01:20:49Mommy!
01:20:52I knew Santa would bring you home
01:20:56Merry Christmas, Tim
01:20:58Merry Christmas to you, too
01:21:02Hi, Mom
01:21:05Hi, baby
01:21:06Hi
01:21:07You won't bite, I promise
01:21:08He's all yours
01:21:09Taking care of him, though, okay?
01:21:12I miss him already
01:21:16Is that our old scarf?
01:21:19Yeah, I don't know where it came from
01:21:24Must be magic
01:21:26You have no idea
01:21:28What happened to you on that airplane?
01:21:38The island I saw at the airport last night's not the same
01:21:42Miss Merry Christmas that's here now
01:21:45I don't know
01:21:46I think maybe the Christmas spirits just did their work
01:21:51You mean spirit?
01:21:52Hmm
01:21:53Felt like more than one this year
01:22:00I love you
01:22:02Ella
01:22:08I love you, Jake
01:22:12I always have
01:22:22Can I see her?
01:22:23What?
01:22:28What?
01:22:29I love you, Allah
01:22:30I love you, and we'll be here
01:22:32Mmm...
01:22:34Bobby!
01:22:35You made it home!
01:22:37I did
01:22:38Thank you, Ella
01:22:39Tim wants to say hi, too
01:22:42Merry Christmas, Miss Kneeser
01:22:43Merry Christmas, Tim. I'm so glad you could all be together today.
01:22:47God bless us, everyone!
01:23:13It took so long to get here.
01:23:18So raise your glass and say cheers.
01:23:21Let's say, say cheers.
01:23:23Cause we've been waiting all year.
01:23:26Do, do, do, do, do.
01:23:30Everybody sing round the fire.
01:23:34The friends we've been missing.
01:23:37Together at Christmas, we got everybody.
01:23:42It goes forever.
01:23:44No matter what it ends for my great Christmas forever.
01:23:51Do, do, do, do, do, do.
01:23:54Oh.
01:23:56Oh.
01:23:57Oh.
01:23:58Oh.
01:23:59Oh.
01:24:00Oh.
01:24:01Oh.
01:24:02Oh.
01:24:03Oh.
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01:24:05Oh.
01:24:06Oh.
01:24:07Oh.
01:24:08Oh.
01:24:09Oh.
01:24:10Oh.
01:24:11Oh.
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