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00:00:00I'm going to show you how to do this.
00:00:30Hello? Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans. I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate. So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure. I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake. I'm going to lose my virginity to him. You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What? But you can't. I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage. Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way. This is bad. You know, I'm going to tell Lexi. She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:24Come on, Lexi.
00:01:47So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:50Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:56But this is the big 1-8. I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special. So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:10No, not like that. Like something nice. Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:21Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:24So do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:29Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be. I promise.
00:03:18It'll always be amazing.
00:03:19With you and me.
00:03:22Together.
00:03:31Jake, no.
00:03:32I have to go.
00:03:32I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:38but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:41Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45The Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay. Bye.
00:04:05Oh, baby.
00:04:09You're so hot.
00:04:09I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:22Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right.
00:04:27I bet.
00:04:27Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:49When did you go home?
00:04:52So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:05:01I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:05:06and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:08So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her.
00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:20Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:05:25Eight.
00:05:26Maybe.
00:05:27Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:46But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:49We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:07Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Nina kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day,
00:06:18and I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know what's right.
00:06:23Look, I can go either way.
00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:32I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:38But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:45You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going if it's 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:55To church to pray for you.
00:06:57Want to be first in line?
00:07:00I'm getting some sleep.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:02Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It has been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:07:25It's about sex.
00:07:27I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Oh.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy's...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:47But there was nothing there.
00:07:51Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:54My best friends.
00:07:54They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:08:11If you know what I mean.
00:08:12All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What?
00:08:16What?
00:08:17What?
00:08:17How could you do this?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37Run.
00:08:38Run.
00:08:39Home route.
00:08:42Damn it.
00:08:43Fuckin' Yankees.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:08:49Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16What do you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:20Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:25I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:29Do you hear me?
00:09:30I want to do it.
00:09:33This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:36Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:09:43You know, shagging, fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:09:59Well, okay, great.
00:10:02We're all in then.
00:10:04So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:08Right?
00:10:09Right.
00:10:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:14Hey, Frank.
00:10:15Hi, Sue.
00:10:16Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:18I don't know.
00:10:19Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21He's blind.
00:10:22Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:24Maybe, right?
00:10:25Hey, Frank?
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:27Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:29I don't know.
00:10:30Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:31Yeah.
00:10:32He's blind.
00:10:33Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:37I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthday.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think you can see up my shorts?
00:11:07Well, the house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:20So, okay, we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with.
00:11:23Jake.
00:11:24And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you gonna pick?
00:11:28To pop your chair?
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since Catechism.
00:11:34What the fuck is Catechism?
00:11:37I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:50My soulmate.
00:11:53Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What? No, Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:09Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:28Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:31Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:34Mm-hmm.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:36I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:41I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:44I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:48It might be good.
00:12:49You might not go somewhere.
00:12:50I was just like, Justin.
00:12:51You might not go somewhere else.
00:12:52I couldn't go somewhere else.
00:12:53I got nothing at all.
00:12:54That's going well.
00:12:55I don't relax.
00:12:56I think you are.
00:12:57You're just going somewhere.
00:12:58I don't have a plan to get away.
00:12:59I wish I would be for you and that man.
00:13:00You're too often going somewhere.
00:13:01There's no way.
00:13:02I wish I would be for you.
00:13:03I wish him and it's not so ill.
00:13:05It'll be fine.
00:13:06It's not me.
00:13:07It's a great plan to stay.
00:13:09You're so perfect.
00:13:39I knew that's what I look like.
00:14:09Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:28Tomorrow's the day.
00:14:38Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:15:04Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:08Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:14I'm going to miss a pencil.
00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:22That's what he wants.
00:15:23That's what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28And I have your mouth, too.
00:15:30Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic wrapped idiot.
00:15:42Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:15:45Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:51I love it.
00:15:52Um, you should put that down, though, because it's like, it's really...
00:15:57Very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08Let's go.
00:16:09Mmm.
00:16:28Whoa!
00:16:29Is this part of the hat?
00:16:30Whoa!
00:16:31Hold up.
00:16:33Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:35Oh, a tack of the wet t-shirt.
00:16:37It's nice.
00:16:48Happy birthday, Lex.
00:16:51Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:16:59And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know?
00:17:04I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:17:06Okay, please.
00:17:12Buster, such a beauty.
00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:17All right.
00:17:18Sorry.
00:17:19Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22See you later.
00:17:23I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:17:24This is crazy.
00:17:25Jake!
00:17:26Hi!
00:17:27Hey, Ben.
00:17:28Happy birthday.
00:17:29Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:30What?
00:17:31You want a beer?
00:17:32No.
00:17:33Oh, hon.
00:17:34Come here.
00:17:35I have your present here.
00:17:36I'll give it to you later.
00:17:37The time's right.
00:17:38Aw.
00:17:39You didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:40And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:17:45Hey, bro.
00:17:46We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:17:47We'll bet.
00:17:48We'll bet.
00:17:49Oh.
00:17:50Oh.
00:17:51Oh.
00:17:52Oh.
00:17:53Oh, hon.
00:17:54Come here.
00:17:55I have your present here.
00:17:56I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57The time's right.
00:17:58Aw.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:01And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:18:08Hey, bro.
00:18:10We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:18:13We'll bet.
00:18:14All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Hey.
00:18:21How you doing?
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Check it out.
00:18:36Dare me.
00:18:44Oh, dude.
00:18:45Look at those.
00:18:46Are those real?
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:48Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:49Hey.
00:18:50Ah, dude.
00:18:51Move.
00:18:52Come on.
00:18:53Lame.
00:18:54Oh.
00:18:55All right.
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:57I'll see you guys later.
00:18:58Yeah.
00:18:59Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:00Aw, the moves.
00:19:0120 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:06They're fake anyways.
00:19:07Who cares?
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:10Oh, dude, dude.
00:19:11I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:12Sue, no.
00:19:13It's your birthday.
00:19:14Here, let me.
00:19:15Joanna, no.
00:19:16Just go enjoy the party.
00:19:17It's not.
00:19:18I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:19Sue, no.
00:19:20It's your birthday.
00:19:21Here, let me.
00:19:22Joanna, no.
00:19:23Just go enjoy the party.
00:19:24It's not.
00:19:25It's your birthday.
00:19:26It's your birthday.
00:19:27Here, let me.
00:19:28Sue, no.
00:19:29It's your birthday.
00:19:30Here, let me.
00:19:31Joanna, no.
00:19:32Just go enjoy the party.
00:19:33It's not.
00:19:36Open.
00:19:39Hey.
00:19:40Do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:41I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:46Have you guys seen Jake?
00:19:47I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:48It just, like, disappeared.
00:19:58Are these real?
00:19:59Of course they are.
00:20:00How come I've never met you before?
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:02Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:20:03Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:20:04Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:05Maybe upstairs.
00:20:06I don't know.
00:20:07Oh.
00:20:08Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:20:09That's probably where he went.
00:20:10Go roll.
00:20:11Liquid courage?
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:13Add a girl.
00:20:14Vodka cranberry?
00:20:15Surely simple.
00:20:16Well, I guess I'll go get you.
00:20:18I'll take a sip of the coffee.
00:20:19I don't know.
00:20:20I know he's gonna be around.
00:20:21Yeah.
00:20:22I don't know.
00:20:23I don't know if he's gonna be around.
00:20:24Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:20:25I think he's around or something.
00:20:26Maybe upstairs.
00:20:27I don't know.
00:20:28You got to work.
00:20:29Maybe you want to go get my birthday present?
00:20:30That's probably where he went.
00:20:31Go roll.
00:20:32Liquid courage?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34That a girl.
00:20:36Vodka cranberry?
00:20:37Surely simple.
00:20:40Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:42I gotta go meet a rat.
00:20:44Sue?
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:47Sue?
00:20:48Relax.
00:20:50They're just eyes.
00:20:51Okay, nothing to be scared of, seriously.
00:20:54You're gonna be fine.
00:20:55Is Chris here?
00:21:02Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:05No, he does not have a gay face.
00:21:08I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:10I'm gonna do it.
00:21:16Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:19No, he does not have gay face.
00:21:22I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:24I'm gonna do it.
00:21:26I'm gonna do this.
00:21:27Good luck.
00:21:31Hey, you can do this.
00:21:33Just act like a slut.
00:21:34Just pretend you're Lex.
00:21:47Yeah, my favorite chapter's song in the war.
00:21:51Chris.
00:21:53Hi.
00:21:53Can I talk to you?
00:21:56Uh-huh.
00:21:57Um, in private?
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:00Hey, Lexi.
00:22:15Hey, Lexi.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17Chris.
00:22:18You're so sexy.
00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:28And I really want to...
00:22:31Oh, what are you doing?
00:22:35Is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:22:38Nothing.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:40I don't know how to do this.
00:22:41Sue.
00:22:43Sue.
00:22:44Sue.
00:22:45Sue.
00:22:45I understand these urges.
00:22:52And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:56Really?
00:22:57You do?
00:22:58I do.
00:22:59I really do.
00:23:01I like you too.
00:23:03Really?
00:23:04You do?
00:23:05I do.
00:23:06I really do.
00:23:07It's just...
00:23:08I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:14Right.
00:23:16Lexi said you were...
00:23:17Jesus.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:20Batman.
00:23:21Of course.
00:23:22What did you think?
00:23:24Oh, nothing.
00:23:25So we can still do this then?
00:23:28Oh, Sue.
00:23:31You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him
00:23:41up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over
00:23:54each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty, under that
00:24:06hot, hot sun, and I just feel such compassion.
00:24:13I think about those things, too.
00:24:15So you understand why I can't do this?
00:24:19Not really.
00:24:20I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much
00:24:30for us.
00:24:31So...
00:24:33You're going to go out there, right?
00:24:45Andy, we're going to totally throw these on.
00:24:47Hey, Ty.
00:24:48Whoa!
00:24:50Have you seen Jake?
00:24:51Uh, no.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54All right.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59All right, focus.
00:24:59Focus, focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:00Focus.
00:25:01Focus.
00:25:01Focus.
00:25:01Focus.
00:25:02Focus.
00:25:03Focus.
00:25:05Focus.
00:25:06Focus.
00:25:07Oh, there he is.
00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:28How could he?
00:25:29Sue? What happened? Did you guys do it? Sue? He doesn't want me. Because he's gay. No, he's
00:25:42not. He just really loves Jesus. Oh, come on, Sue. The only reason we even liked him is
00:25:49because you knew he was never a real possibility for you. Look, the only way you were going
00:25:55to find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you
00:26:00really are. Deep inside. What? Come with me. Where? To meet your dark side.
00:26:15Out. Everyone out.
00:26:25Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:26:32I really can't. I really don't think I can do this. I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:50I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:27:00Sue?
00:27:01Can you see it?
00:27:03Sue?
00:27:05I'm almost... I'm almost there.
00:27:11What? What? Sue, what happened? What did you see?
00:27:22A raccoon?
00:27:24What? You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:28I can't. Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:39Okay, fine. Fine. I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:27:45What? You really need an orgasm.
00:27:49Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else
00:27:53when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:27:55This really has to be your first step.
00:27:57Lex, I'm ready.
00:27:59Coming.
00:28:00Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:28:03Just find it and use it.
00:28:05Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:28:08It's black. It vibrates.
00:28:12Come on, Rod. Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:16All right.
00:28:17Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:32Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:28:38Oh!
00:28:39Boozai!
00:28:41Oh, yeah!
00:28:43Bang!
00:28:46Bang!
00:28:47Bang!
00:28:48Bang!
00:28:51Good boy. Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy. Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.
00:28:59I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:04What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:29:09Oh no!
00:29:10You're blind.
00:29:11Oh no!
00:29:12Oh!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:16Oh no!
00:29:17Ha ha ha!
00:29:18Oh no!
00:29:19There's no doubt in this way.
00:29:20Oh no!
00:29:21Oh no!
00:29:22Oh no!
00:29:23Oh no!
00:29:24Oh no!
00:29:25Oh no!
00:29:26Oh no!
00:29:27I'm scared of my eyes.
00:29:28Oh no!
00:29:29Oh my God!
00:29:30Come on!
00:29:31Oh no!
00:29:33Oh no!
00:29:34Oh no!
00:29:35Oh no!
00:29:36Oh no!
00:29:37Oh no!
00:29:38Oh, shit!
00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:47Nice shot.
00:29:51A direct hit.
00:30:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:30:08Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:11He was skinning a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:30:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:27I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:30:35It's a text. It's from him.
00:30:37I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40He's looking for you.
00:30:42He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:44Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:46Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:48No, you can't just leave.
00:30:50Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:53I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:55I don't know.
00:30:56He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:30:59Either way, it's bullshit.
00:31:01I see only one option.
00:31:04I'm leaving.
00:31:05Revenge sex.
00:31:07Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:09It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:17Revenge sex.
00:31:18Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:20It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:26But he... I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:31:28He doesn't even care about me.
00:31:29I mean, why would...
00:31:30He's just into other girls.
00:31:32Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:34Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:31:37To his ego.
00:31:38To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:42Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:49No, I... I couldn't.
00:31:51Plus, I mean, there's...
00:31:52There's no one smarter and... and better looking.
00:31:56Eric!
00:31:57He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall?
00:31:59Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean...
00:32:02He wouldn't even be into me.
00:32:03He likes your type.
00:32:04Really?
00:32:05And what type is that?
00:32:06Slutty.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:11I fooled around with him once.
00:32:12He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:14Oh, no.
00:32:15I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:18Okay, then.
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:20We will find someone else.
00:32:22Someone that I haven't...
00:32:24fooled around with.
00:32:29Okay, what does it matter?
00:32:30That I fooled around with him?
00:32:31I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:32:34No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:36Fine.
00:32:37If you want to live the rest of your life,
00:32:39knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage
00:32:45and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:32:48and you chose not to do it?
00:32:50Go ahead.
00:32:51But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:57Trust me.
00:32:58It's going to work.
00:33:00I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:03Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:04Are you okay enough to chat with her.
00:33:05Oh, no.
00:33:06Oh, no.
00:33:07Oh.
00:33:08Oh, no.
00:33:10Oh.
00:33:11Oh, no.
00:33:12Oh.
00:33:13Well, no.
00:33:14Oh, no.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:16Oh, no.
00:33:17Oh, no.
00:33:18Oh!
00:33:20Oh, no.
00:33:21Oh, no.
00:33:23Oh, no.
00:33:24Oh, no.
00:33:28Hey, happy birthday.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:58Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:10So, happy birthday, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from
00:34:20Britain but it's actually from us, US, America, United States.
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right.
00:34:31Of course.
00:34:35I know where we live.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38Of course.
00:34:39Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:46Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no, I can totally move, I just...
00:34:50No, you're fine.
00:34:58Jake!
00:35:05So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:13It?
00:35:14What, um...
00:35:15It.
00:35:16Like monkey boning and like pigs in a blanket.
00:35:21Get real nasty.
00:35:23Oh, oh, you mean like, uh, right now?
00:35:28I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:35:33Yeah, sure.
00:35:34I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just...
00:35:46You're so...
00:35:49You're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:53Um...
00:35:54Uh, no cuisine.
00:35:56Right.
00:35:57Um, of course.
00:35:59Sorry.
00:36:03So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:36:08Oh, wow.
00:36:09Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:14Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:17Uh, you're fresh.
00:36:19Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:23Uh, you're fresh.
00:36:25Organic.
00:36:26Yep.
00:36:27So, the wrap.
00:36:28Right.
00:36:29Um...
00:36:30Well, where's the, uh...
00:36:31It's, uh, the end...
00:36:32It's just like right over here.
00:36:33Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:34Uh, it's where I see it.
00:36:35Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:37Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:39Uh, it's where I see it.
00:36:40Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:42Uh...
00:36:43Ow!
00:36:44Ow!
00:36:45Ow!
00:36:46Sorry!
00:36:47Sorry!
00:36:48I, um...
00:36:49It's...
00:36:50It's okay.
00:36:51Here.
00:36:52Do it again.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:54I, uh, I, uh...
00:36:55I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:58Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:00Okay.
00:37:03Uh...
00:37:04Let me just...
00:37:09See.
00:37:10Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um...
00:37:14Pull it.
00:37:15Let me just...
00:37:16Ah!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:18Oh, geez.
00:37:19Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Help!
00:37:23Help!
00:37:24Uh...
00:37:25Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:28Oh, geez.
00:37:31Uh...
00:37:32Oh, geez.
00:37:33Uh...
00:37:34Uh...
00:37:35Uh...
00:37:36Uh...
00:37:37Uh...
00:37:38Uh...
00:37:39Well, that was stupid.
00:37:40Uh...
00:37:41Uh...
00:37:42Uh...
00:37:43Uh...
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:45Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:47How ya doing, huh?
00:37:48I'm good.
00:37:49You having a good time?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51You good?
00:37:52Jake!
00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:37:59I need another beer.
00:38:01Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake...
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Up...stairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:09How much beer?
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:40Finally.
00:38:42I, uh...
00:38:44Let me just get the blinds.
00:38:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:48Um, don't worry about it.
00:38:50What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:56Oh.
00:38:58Well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:18I, uh...
00:39:20Let me just get the blinds.
00:39:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:24Um, don't worry about it.
00:39:26What?
00:39:28I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:30Uh-oh.
00:39:32Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:40Let's see.
00:39:44Hey.
00:39:46Let's just take a look.
00:39:48Let's go.
00:39:50Let's see.
00:39:52I don't really have any other ones when I'm at home.
00:39:54I don't have any other ones.
00:39:56Let's go.
00:39:58I'll use my baby.
00:40:00Let's go.
00:40:02Oh, no.
00:40:04Very good.
00:40:06I can't wait again.
00:40:08I can't wait.
00:40:09Oh
00:40:24What are you doing?
00:40:27I think it's time, you know
00:40:32Do it
00:40:34Um, not yet more foreplay, huh?
00:40:39Oh
00:40:45So good
00:40:47Oh
00:40:49Yep
00:40:51Oh my god
00:40:53Jaw, jaw, jaw
00:40:55What? What?
00:40:59Lock jaw, lock jaw
00:41:01Is that even a thing?
00:41:03I don't know
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:09No, no, no, no, no, it's uh
00:41:13It's fine, I'm just uh
00:41:15Embarrassed
00:41:17It's
00:41:19Probably TNJ or
00:41:21Fracture, swollen
00:41:23You sure you're okay?
00:41:25Yeah, yeah, I'm fine
00:41:27Okay, great, have fun
00:41:29Oh
00:41:35Now
00:41:37Now, let's do now
00:41:39No, not yet, not yet
00:41:41Let's go
00:41:43I can get me
00:41:45All right, I'm gonna come
00:41:47I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come
00:41:48I'm gonna come and are you ready?
00:41:49Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:51Oh, sh!
00:41:53Oh, no!
00:41:55No, no, no, not yet!
00:41:57Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:59Oh, sh!
00:42:01No means no!
00:42:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's been a really long time
00:42:07and I haven't masturbated
00:42:09for anything.
00:42:13Uh-oh.
00:42:15Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:19How you doing?
00:42:21How's it going?
00:42:23Good. Eric?
00:42:25Come. Eric, help me.
00:42:27I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:29Excuse me.
00:42:35Cheryl's in here.
00:42:41Sup, bruh?
00:42:43What the fuck is...
00:42:45Hey, wait!
00:42:47Lexi!
00:42:49Lexi, babe. Still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:43:01Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:43:05Hey, you!
00:43:07You better stop making fun of the blind
00:43:11or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:13Ow!
00:43:15I'm so sorry!
00:43:17I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:19Ah!
00:43:21I can't crash.
00:43:23Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:25Sparty's ass.
00:43:27Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:29Sparty's ass.
00:43:33Yeah!
00:43:35Yeah!
00:43:37Yeah!
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:41This just isn't working.
00:43:43Nothing.
00:43:45It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.
00:43:47Lock your character, man, the lock sticks.
00:43:49Spark it up!
00:43:51Yes!
00:43:53All right!
00:43:55Oh, man!
00:43:57Oh, man!
00:43:59Oh, man!
00:44:01Oh, man!
00:44:03Oh, man!
00:44:05Oh, man!
00:44:07Oh, man!
00:44:09Oh, man!
00:44:11Uh, yes!
00:44:13Oh, man!
00:44:15I love this game!
00:44:17What are the controllers?
00:44:19We gotta play.
00:44:20Uh, here, here, here, here.
00:44:21Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:23Watch out!
00:44:24Woo!
00:44:27Whoa!
00:44:28What's this?
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:31Oh, man!
00:44:33Get that thing away!
00:44:34Jesus!
00:44:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:39Aw.
00:44:43Hey dude, nice shot.
00:44:44One, two.
00:44:46Wasn't me.
00:44:52Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:44:55Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:59Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:45:00Nice.
00:45:01Nice!
00:45:05Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:28Whoa!
00:45:30You are the controller.
00:45:32No, I just...
00:45:34I didn't...
00:45:35I swear, I...
00:45:47Hey, hey, Sue.
00:45:50Where are you going, man?
00:45:54It's okay.
00:45:55Um...
00:45:56Hey, Sue.
00:46:04Didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:05Yeah, I just needed to...
00:46:06Um...
00:46:07Oh, sure.
00:46:08Listen, Sue, I...
00:46:09I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:10You were?
00:46:11You mean...
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:13Yeah.
00:46:14So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:18Could we go get a drink?
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Um...
00:46:22Your toilet's really clogged.
00:46:23You...
00:46:24You...
00:46:25Do you know what?
00:46:26I gotta go.
00:46:27Um...
00:46:28Happy birthday.
00:46:29Uh...
00:46:30No, Chris.
00:46:31No, there wasn't...
00:46:32I didn't...
00:46:33Oh, God.
00:46:34Never mind.
00:46:36You don't...
00:46:37I mean...
00:46:38I'll be alone.
00:46:39It's the end of the world.
00:46:40It's the end of the world.
00:46:41It's the end of the world.
00:46:42It's the end of the world.
00:46:43Come on.
00:46:45Oh, wait.
00:46:46urging me to take me to take me to take me,
00:46:49um...
00:46:50Let's go.
00:46:51I'm not going to take me.
00:46:52This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:06Never going to have sex.
00:47:08Ow.
00:47:22Hello? A little attention here.
00:47:34Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.
00:47:44Oh, right. Sorry.
00:47:52Oh, jeez.
00:48:01Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:48:04Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:07Screw it.
00:48:22I mean, let's just do it.
00:48:26I don't know.
00:48:28Go ahead.
00:48:31Oh, wait.
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:38Oh.
00:48:42Oh.
00:48:43Oh, yeah.
00:48:45Oh.
00:48:46Oh.
00:48:48Oh.
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:50Oh.
00:48:51Oh no, that was bad, that was so bad.
00:49:11Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:21Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:26Yes, it does.
00:49:28So you're JJ?
00:49:30Uh-oh.
00:49:52Hello. Welcome to 1-900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:01A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:05Please hold.
00:50:11Oh my goodness.
00:50:161-900 Confession, how may I be of service?
00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:24One day.
00:50:27Ow!
00:50:33Is that too long?
00:50:34I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:37Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:46What's her problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:56All right, freak, time's up.
00:50:58What? But what do I do?
00:51:00Just unplug the thing.
00:51:01No, but, but I think I might have had an... orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious!
00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:14I'll tell you this.
00:51:17Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:20No contritions?
00:51:22You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:51:26So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:33Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:36Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:39Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:42Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:45He sure is. Now run along.
00:51:51Wow. How do you know all that?
00:51:55Because I'm a nun.
00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:51:59Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:52:02Who would've thunk?
00:52:12Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking heavy gun.
00:52:16God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:17Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.
00:52:20I guess I can scare you to me like my son.
00:52:22Beautiful. Thank you.
00:52:26Fucking douchebag!
00:52:28Damn it.
00:52:29Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:39You go, girl.
00:52:41What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:44We needed some place private.
00:52:47But hey, listen. If you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:51If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:57No offense.
00:52:58Frank, the blind guy?
00:53:01Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:12It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:15Everything.
00:53:19If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:21Set it up.
00:53:23All right.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:34Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:36Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:38I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:41It's Jones.
00:53:43Jeremy Jones.
00:53:45This all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48Jeremy.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52Who's on the phone?
00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:55You'll meet her.
00:53:56She'll be here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:16Hey, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22Oh, you meant...
00:54:24You meant the dog.
00:54:27Relax.
00:54:29You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:42Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed and fine.
00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:46No.
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:51How did you know that?
00:54:55Corner.
00:54:59Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:06Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:11Oh, you mean me.
00:55:12Oh, how do you...
00:55:13How do you want me to...
00:55:15Just like that.
00:55:16I know it, I...
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:19Oh.
00:55:20Oh.
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:23Oh.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:27Oh.
00:55:28I shouldn't even be doing this but...
00:55:29Oh, oh.
00:55:34I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:46See me with your hands.
00:55:52All right.
00:55:53Uh...
00:55:54You know, I should really...
00:56:02I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:56:05Really.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:24All right, Frank.
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:42Oh, Frank.
00:56:54You know, man?
00:57:11Oh, give me a chip.
00:57:13My chips, homeboy.
00:57:14Oh, give me a chip, man.
00:57:16My chips.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:17My chips.
00:57:18Give me a chip.
00:57:19My chips.
00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:57:26Sorry.
00:57:35It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:57:38That's all.
00:57:43Come on, let me do this.
00:57:44Go away.
00:57:45I got it.
00:57:46I got it.
00:57:46No, no, really.
00:57:47Please, I want to help.
00:57:52Okay, everybody out.
00:57:54Leave.
00:57:55I have to back.
00:57:55You're not even getting the chips.
00:58:12They're over here.
00:58:14I see some dust over here, so...
00:58:17There's just so much dust on this floor.
00:58:24This is a dirty floor.
00:58:26Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:58:31And I just...
00:58:32Oh, no.
00:58:38Oh, no.
00:58:40Oh, no.
00:58:45I think I got all that.
00:58:56I'm just going to...
00:58:57I'll see you.
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:09Frankie.
00:59:11Oh, my.
00:59:12Oh.
00:59:12What was that?
00:59:13What?
00:59:14Oh, shit.
00:59:16Oh, man.
00:59:17We got a...
00:59:18Oh, we can smoke him here.
00:59:21Stop.
00:59:22Frank.
00:59:23Stop teasing Frank.
00:59:25Oh, shit.
00:59:26Oh, sorry, man.
00:59:28We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:30Oh, I heard something.
00:59:31You want to join us?
00:59:32Uh, no.
00:59:34Come on.
00:59:35You got to do it.
00:59:36Come on.
00:59:37Seriously, guys.
00:59:37I need to...
00:59:38Watch your dog, man.
00:59:39Dude.
00:59:39What's it like being blinded?
00:59:40It's trippy.
00:59:41Oh, my God.
00:59:42Frank?
00:59:47Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:59:52Bro, you are too funny.
00:59:56Thanks, man.
00:59:58Oh, this is some good stuff.
01:00:00I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:00:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:06I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:00:08Damn, I really can't remember.
01:00:12This is some good shit.
01:00:13Oh, no.
01:00:35You're the devil.
01:00:36No more.
01:00:41JJ, I'm...
01:00:42Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:00:47Please.
01:00:49Lex, I can't.
01:00:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:00:54I really like this girl.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
01:01:11We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
01:01:19Perfect.
01:01:25Before she gets here.
01:01:26Perfect.
01:01:26Perfect.
01:01:38Do it.
01:01:39Let's do it.
01:01:40Fuck me.
01:01:41Fuck me now.
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What's wrong?
01:01:49I can't.
01:01:50I can't get it in.
01:01:52Just try down there.
01:01:54It's a desert down there.
01:01:55It's sandpaper.
01:01:57It's just...
01:01:58Okay, I get the picture.
01:02:00Just try it again.
01:02:03No.
01:02:04Why is this happening?
01:02:07We fooled around before.
01:02:08I was dripping wet.
01:02:10I came, like, four times, remember?
01:02:12Just do what you did then.
01:02:13Go on.
01:02:14I already did my thing.
01:02:15I already tried.
01:02:18What?
01:02:18What?
01:02:19What is different this time?
01:02:20I don't know.
01:02:22I don't know.
01:02:23Last time...
01:02:24I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
01:02:29What?
01:02:30What?
01:02:32You're not JJ?
01:02:34But your name is Jeremy Jones.
01:02:36How can you not be JJ?
01:02:39Who the hell is this JJ?
01:02:42Where are you going?
01:02:44We're not done here.
01:02:45I can still do this.
01:02:46I just need a little bit of work.
01:02:47What?
01:02:48I can do this.
01:02:48I don't need JJ.
01:02:50I don't need anyone else.
01:02:52We can do this.
01:02:55Go team.
01:02:59What?
01:03:00Just keep going.
01:03:07Shit.
01:03:08Where's Jeremy?
01:03:21We were just, you know, from here.
01:03:25Hey, babe.
01:03:26Just working out.
01:03:32How could you, you bastard?
01:03:34You might want to...
01:03:39What?
01:03:41What?
01:03:46Mariela!
01:03:47Mariela!
01:03:49You know, those aren't mine.
01:03:51At least not all of them.
01:03:54What is wrong with you?
01:04:00What is wrong with you?
01:04:01You used to be so pure.
01:04:06Well, no more.
01:04:07That's it.
01:04:08Really, that's the last one.
01:04:09Okay.
01:04:22Come on.
01:04:22Come on.
01:04:22Come on.
01:04:31Cheryl.
01:04:32What is it?
01:04:33What are you doing down here?
01:04:37I'm waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:56What?
01:04:56Why?
01:04:58Nothing.
01:04:58Just this blind guy and his dog and...
01:05:02Honey.
01:05:04It's gonna be okay.
01:05:06No, it's not okay.
01:05:09God.
01:05:10And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:12I'm sorry.
01:05:12It's Jake's.
01:05:14Jake's fault.
01:05:15That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:18Yes.
01:05:18He is such a dickwad.
01:05:20You need to confront him.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23Yeah, I need to confront him.
01:05:25I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:29Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:34Yeah, big piece.
01:05:35A big old chunk of my mind.
01:05:38A big piece of it.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:39You know, you might want to...
01:05:42You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:46Yeah, you're right.
01:05:48Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:49I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry.
01:05:58I'm sorry.
01:06:00I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:05I got no game.
01:06:09It's not important.
01:06:27Hey, um...
01:06:29Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:30No, no, no.
01:06:30I really need to talk to you.
01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:06:35No, no, no, no.
01:06:36I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier.
01:06:39And I'm just embarrassed and I want to make it up to you.
01:06:43Eric, really?
01:06:44I don't care.
01:06:45It's fine.
01:06:45No, but I do.
01:06:47I mean, I do.
01:06:48I care.
01:06:51I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:53Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:56But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:03Soon.
01:07:04Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:08Look like...
01:07:09Really?
01:07:09Eric, you're shy.
01:07:11You have no game.
01:07:13No, not really.
01:07:17Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:07:18Sorry.
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:24All right.
01:07:25I, uh...
01:07:28Happy birthday, then.
01:07:29Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:42I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:53Wow.
01:07:53Oh, fuck.
01:08:06Here I come, baby.
01:08:08Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:14Eric, stop.
01:08:15Um, we can't do this.
01:08:17Oh, God, Damon.
01:08:18Not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Oh, honey, happy...
01:08:21What the fuck is this?
01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:26Okay, guys, don't.
01:08:31Cheryl.
01:08:32Baby.
01:08:34What is this?
01:08:36Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:08:38You're...
01:08:39I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:43Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:45You couldn't find me?
01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:08:50or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey.
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:54We can work this out.
01:08:56Baby, I love you.
01:08:58Jake, no.
01:08:58You have to go.
01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:09:01I promise.
01:09:02No, Jake.
01:09:03I can't do this.
01:09:03I'm sorry.
01:09:05Cheryl, come on.
01:09:06No, Jake, please.
01:09:07Just go.
01:09:08Just go.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:12I'll get you through...
01:09:13You did it.
01:09:16I'm so proud of you.
01:09:17You got your revenge sex.
01:09:19You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:21Revenge sex?
01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:27Right.
01:09:30That'll make sense now.
01:09:32Wow.
01:09:33I feel really stupid.
01:09:36Eric, I'm really...
01:09:37I'm really sorry.
01:09:39Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:41And he used me.
01:09:44Eric, please don't go.
01:09:46Please, Eric!
01:09:49Aren't you happy?
01:09:52Well, no.
01:09:53That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:09:55You mean the sex?
01:09:57Was it...
01:09:58Yeah?
01:09:59No, he didn't quite do it.
01:10:01Oh.
01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:04Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy.
01:10:06Or guys.
01:10:07Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:21I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:10:28This is bullshit.
01:10:28Shit!
01:10:33Suck it!
01:10:36Come out of here!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39He has good hair, though.
01:10:44Don't be fused on me.
01:10:47And don't fused in my car, either.
01:10:49Write, set, break, dot. I might need a vacation.
01:10:58Take this information through your head.
01:11:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:11:06Was it from sex? Did you pop your cork?
01:11:09I don't think so. Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:13Oh, don't ask. Every possible object.
01:11:16It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:18It was like Transformers.
01:11:21They just all became vibrators.
01:11:23I told you.
01:11:25It's indicting.
01:11:28So what about Chris?
01:11:30The last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:11:32I told you he was gay.
01:11:34Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:11:40I think it's broken.
01:11:42So wait.
01:11:45None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:48Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:54So let's go grab some food.
01:11:56Can I go?
01:11:57No.
01:11:59I think I should finish up here.
01:12:02Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:12:04No.
01:12:05I don't know.
01:12:07I don't know.
01:12:07For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:12:12Or something.
01:12:13Why?
01:12:14Do you know him?
01:12:15Sort of.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:21Love him.
01:12:29Shut it.
01:12:30You want to do it?
01:12:30I don't want to hear it from you.
01:12:31I want to get married.
01:12:32You want to do it?
01:12:33All right.
01:12:34All right.
01:12:34All right.
01:12:34All right.
01:12:35All right.
01:12:35All right.
01:12:36All right.
01:13:06Oh, well.
01:13:24There's always next year.
01:13:26It's you.
01:13:51I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:13:54Okay?
01:13:56Joanna.
01:13:57Joanna.
01:13:58Yum.
01:14:28And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.
01:14:49Wow, that's amazing.
01:15:09Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:12I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
01:15:25Whose?
01:15:26Eric's.
01:15:27Well, it's him, right?
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:35I have to go see him.
01:15:41Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:44Mmm.
01:15:49One-nine-hundred confess.
01:15:58Sister Terese?
01:16:01Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:06Oh, sure.
01:16:10It's 271.
01:16:12Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:18Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, take you back?
01:16:23Sure, hon.
01:16:25Why-why not?
01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:29Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:36Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:40Sister, can I get up now?
01:16:45I really gotta pee.
01:16:47No!
01:16:47Hust your trap!
01:16:50Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:57Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:17:05Eric, wait!
01:17:27Cheryl?
01:17:30Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:35I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:17:42I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:17:45The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:17:49Um, I...
01:17:50I do want to go out with you.
01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:17:58I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink-
01:18:02Eric!
01:18:02Okay.
01:18:04Come on, I gotta get going.
01:18:06Oh.
01:18:08Wow.
01:18:08Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:18:12Tina, Cheryl.
01:18:14Hi!
01:18:15Nice to meet you.
01:18:20Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:18:25Yeah, sure.
01:18:34Oh.
01:18:36Sorry.
01:18:36No kissing, right?
01:18:37No, kissing.
01:18:38Oh.
01:18:39Mm.
01:18:39Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:19:02I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:19:05Wait, what? I never did that.
01:19:07I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:19:10She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:19:18She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:19:21I wonder who it was.
01:19:37At least this birthday's over.
01:19:45Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:20:02I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:20:06I don't know.
01:20:08No, no, no, no.
01:20:12Let's go.
01:20:16Look.
01:20:17Oh.
01:20:17No.
01:20:18Seriously.
01:20:18Oh.
01:20:19It's fine.
01:20:19excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:20:48church I go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you you're more than
01:20:57welcome to come with me if you like oh I don't know well that's pretty powerful oh 250 horsepower 225
01:21:16bounce a dork like I said you're more than welcome to hop on I don't think so but thanks what's your
01:21:27name Sue what's yours Jesus really see maybe I could use the ride
01:21:46oh
01:21:57oh
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