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00:06SAFEST TOWN IN AMERICA
00:07Must have been boring, huh?
00:09Agnes and Marty made love?
00:11Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
00:14You're in good company.
00:15This is an ankle monitor.
00:17Machines had some of that drive.
00:19Session or application at Hinkley Academy.
00:21I'm applying there, too.
00:22Does the DJ get to dance?
00:24I'm just trying to understand how you and Hank are connected.
00:27My letters, the evidence, they destroyed it.
00:31I don't like to leave a job unfinished, Alison Grant.
00:36Is that the fucking garbage man?
00:39It's garbage!
00:45No signal.
00:46Somebody help!
00:50Help!
00:52Help!
00:52Help!
00:53Somebody help!
00:55Help!
00:55Help!
00:56Help!
00:57Somebody help!
00:59Help!
01:00Somebody help us!
01:01Help!
01:02Help!
01:03Help us!
01:04Alison!
01:09Alison!
01:11Where's Gary?
01:12What did you do to him?
01:13I killed him.
01:15Like I killed his brother.
01:18Like I'm gonna kill you.
01:23Oh.
01:25I killed him.
01:26Shut it off.
01:27Oh my god.
01:28Is it off?
01:29I don't know too?
01:31I'm sorry.
01:34It's my baby monitor.
01:35My...
01:35My baby's crying.
01:37Poor kid.
01:39It's too bad.
01:41And you weren't even supposed to be here.
01:44Hey!
01:45baby he needs his mother you got me down in this goddamn bunker i want to die in a pit
01:53don't get
01:53cute drop the phone sorry okay i just need to vent you about to kill me and i can't even
02:03vent
02:04she needs to go through her venting process we all do we need to go through it i got a
02:10pit
02:11in my stomach and i'm gonna die without help shut up drop the phone it's done wait wait you want
02:24me
02:24an explanation right we need the wire all the great villains have a confession before they kill us
02:30they tell us a soliloquy make it long ladies i just get paid to take out the trash
02:52and you should have stayed on your side of the fence
02:58rob samara holy are you okay physically yes but emotionally that's not to be seen
03:09are you okay yeah oh my god actually it was strangely kind of thrilling
03:13that's not to be seen
03:15get out of there
03:19oh
03:22rob are you okay
03:39Jesus, wait.
03:42He must have caught his head on that.
03:45No shit, Sherlock.
03:51Is he dead?
03:52Yeah.
03:55Okay, so I killed him.
04:02I fucking killed him.
04:26I don't know.
04:27I don't know.
04:51I don't know.
04:52I don't know.
05:02I don't know.
05:05I don't know.
05:09I don't know.
05:12I don't know.
05:15I don't know.
05:22I don't know.
05:26I don't know.
05:26I don't know.
05:53I don't know.
05:57I don't know.
06:15I don't know.
06:16I don't know.
06:25I don't know.
06:31I don't know.
06:33I don't know.
07:11I don't know.
07:23I don't know.
07:24I don't know.
07:35I don't know.
07:40I don't know.
07:42I don't know.
07:57I don't know.
08:01I don't know.
08:09I don't know.
08:17I don't know.
08:23What you two went through.
08:26Must have been traumatic.
08:27Losing your best friend all of a sudden.
08:30Nobody to talk to.
08:32I mean it.
08:33You never get over something like that.
08:36Thanks.
08:36Yeah.
08:37It was pretty tough.
08:38But I never understood why you two had such a hard on for this chick.
08:42I mean, she was a real see you next Thursday.
08:44There he is.
08:44That's not even the...
08:46Actually, it technically works, I guess.
08:48Well.
08:58From where I stand, this is all pretty cut and dry.
09:03We're going to break this up.
09:05You folks have a good night.
09:12Oh.
09:17What the actual fuck just happened?
09:20You just saved my life.
09:22That's what happened.
09:23I wish we could have saved Gary too.
09:33I'm never letting go of you.
09:36You're trapped now here forever, right?
09:38You know that?
09:39In the cul-de-sac of my arms.
09:44There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
09:50Honey, I love you.
09:53We got to stop touching each other.
09:54I really have.
09:55But I love you too.
10:11Honey, I thought I'd never see my boys again.
10:23I know she wanted to be alone.
10:26But do you think she's okay over there all by herself?
10:29Without Gary?
10:31Yeah.
10:33We got the guy that did this to her.
10:36She's safe now.
10:38We all are.
10:41Yeah.
10:54I just hope that even for a brief moment, he got the closure he needed.
10:59Because he wanted to know what happened to his brother.
11:01It's like I wanted to know what happened to me.
11:03And he got so close to the truth, you know.
11:07Too close.
11:09To Gary.
11:11A good guy.
11:12And a bad neighbor.
11:14Just to clarify one thing.
11:16Were you ever actually married to him?
11:18No, it was just a cover in case someone discovered me.
11:21Well, I'm sorry that I blew up your spot.
11:23Here I was thinking everybody else was nosy neighbors.
11:25Turns out, it's us.
11:28So, what's next, Al?
11:29Uh, what's next is I'm getting the fuck out of Hinkley Hills.
11:32Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave tonight.
11:34Because the garbage man is gone, and nobody else needs to know I'm here.
11:37So, my secret dies with him.
11:39Because you covered for me.
11:44In the house?
11:45I don't know.
11:45I still own it under a trust.
11:47So, I might have my lawyers put it up for auction.
11:51And find you guys a weird new neighbor.
11:53Oh, God.
11:54So, are you guys here for a good time or a long time?
11:58This is home.
12:00Official Hiltonians.
12:01I mean, technically, we're still my parents' tenants, but I guess the house is as good
12:06as ours, even if it doesn't feel like ours.
12:08Naveen, would you like to help me clean up?
12:11Take the stuff to the kitchen?
12:13Yeah.
12:14Okay.
12:14Sure.
12:14Thanks a lot.
12:16I spent the last 20 years wondering what happened to you.
12:21And now you're leaving again?
12:23We need more than a few days.
12:25We need weeks.
12:28Years.
12:28I'm finally free.
12:32I don't have to look over my shoulder anymore.
12:34Exactly.
12:35A better reason for you to stay.
12:37I was never, ever going to spend my whole life in Hinkley Hills.
12:42Make it sound like it's a bad thing.
12:43No, I didn't mean it like that.
12:45I just meant I never fit in here.
12:50And this place holds a lot of bad memories.
12:54Even though it holds a lot of good ones, too, it does.
13:00But I need to move on from my own peace and sanity.
13:05I want to turn over a new leaf and let it go.
13:10And you should, too.
13:13Don't forget about us.
13:15I never did.
13:18And I never will.
13:24Thank you for looking out for me.
13:27I got you, girl.
13:28And thank you guys for always making me feel safe.
13:32Now that my phone isn't in a ditch in the woods, you know how to find me.
13:37Yo, one more time for the boys.
13:40For the boys.
13:41For the goddamn boys.
13:49Get her in.
13:56Sorry I'm late, guys.
13:57Thought we could use something stronger tonight than dry old sauvon.
14:03Also, I brought some snacks to pass around, so please help yourself.
14:08See Allison's robbed off on you?
14:09I'm never eating that again.
14:10Oh, that's how I feel about tequila.
14:12And ever since Marty and I went to Acapulco on our honeymoon.
14:15What happened in Acapulco?
14:17I took my top off at dinner.
14:19What?
14:19Oh, that's right.
14:20Lynn, you took your titties out?
14:22This is like robbed with whiskey.
14:24Banned.
14:25No dark liquor, no dark places, as I always say.
14:28Black and berries, sweet to juice.
14:30Glasses up, guys.
14:31Let's do it.
14:32Woo!
14:33Throw it back.
14:34Cheers.
14:37That's my third.
14:38I'm trashed.
14:41I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:45What's up, babe?
14:48The garbage man said, I just get paid to take out the trash.
14:52What about it?
14:54I mean, it's a weird thing to say, isn't it?
14:56And it's the way he said it.
14:59I just get paid to take out the trash.
15:02It was like paid trash.
15:04What are you talking about here?
15:05What are you saying?
15:06The saying I'm paid to take the trash out implies you're paid by someone.
15:11And what if Walter's following somebody else's orders?
15:14And what if that somebody else is still out there?
15:21Or I can just accept that we got the guy and it's all over.
15:25That's what Allison did.
15:53That's what Allison did.
15:58I do it all night long.
16:08Yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah.
16:11Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:14Ooh, I got a new one for you.
16:16I like the way that sounds.
16:18I'm about to do it for you.
16:20I like to break it down.
16:49I like to break it down.
17:14Todd, you in here?
17:15You may enter.
17:24I got something to show you.
17:27You ready for this one?
17:28No monitor.
17:33I did my time and I'm no longer under sac arrest.
17:36Sounds French, no?
17:38Sac arrest.
17:39Where's the enthusiasm, Todd?
17:42Aren't you happy for me?
17:43Thrilled to bits.
17:46I mean, I guess your range of emotions tends to be on the, you know, subtle side.
17:51I'm good with that.
17:51Well, what does Dana Dog want to do now that she's free to get her groove on?
17:59I want to breach a perimeter.
18:01I want to get the fuck out of this cul-de-sac.
18:03All right, then.
18:05Let's do it.
18:10God, I love this street.
18:15What are you thinking?
18:19You know what's weird?
18:21Everyone that lives in this neighborhood?
18:23That part.
18:25They'll follow up on the garbage man.
18:27Barely any news.
18:29It's like nobody even mentions Gary.
18:31The whole town just swept it out of the rug like nothing happened.
18:34I mean, I guess the whole murderous garbage man does slightly chafe with the safest town in America thing.
18:40Almost like a cover-up.
18:42Yeah, it would slightly support your theory.
18:48The hell?
18:50What is it?
18:52You helped me start a new chapter, here's a chance to start yours.
18:54Keep it, sell it, blow it up for kicks, whatever you want to do.
18:58All my love, Allison.
19:03I don't get it.
19:06Allison made us the trustees.
19:08What?
19:10The Victorian is ours.
19:22I need to close this loop.
19:24I really want to make sure that this is over.
19:26If you say that there's more to this, then there's more to it.
19:29I appreciate that.
19:33This is very Mr. and Mrs. Smith of us.
19:36Mr. and Mrs. Fisher.
19:37Or, dare I say it, quite Bond.
19:40Oh, not John Connolly again.
19:43Right, it's Connery, and I stand by the fact that it is a very good impression.
19:47Given Austin Powers meets Shrek.
19:49If that's what you're going for, I love it.
19:52You're killing me here.
19:53That right there, it's too soon.
19:56Fair.
19:57Oh, this is so confusing.
19:58Hey, why would the garbage man go after all of these people?
20:02Because none of them seem to have any connection.
20:06Unless, you know how Danny said, and yes, I know I'm referencing Danny, that everyone has a motive?
20:12I kind of zoned out after he said the thing about Naveen's pussy flops.
20:15Yeah.
20:15Well, he was right about one thing.
20:17They always do.
20:18Unless they suddenly snap.
20:19Yeah, but the garbage man didn't snap over the course of 20 years.
20:23He had to have a motive.
20:24So I'm saying that there has to be a connective thread here.
20:29Then we need to establish a pattern.
20:41God, I love this place.
20:45I never thought that I'd stay in Hinkley Hills my whole life.
20:49But here I am.
20:51I know that the suburbs get a bad rap sometimes, but I've lived a lot of places in my life,
20:56and this is one of the best.
20:58It's a good place to grow up.
21:00Do you want kids?
21:01I want nothing more.
21:03Me too.
21:04Cool.
21:05Me too.
21:05He said that already.
21:08I'm really glad that you texted me.
21:10I'm glad you gave me another shot.
21:12I totally did not deserve it after the way I acted.
21:15And I totally would have understood if you never wanted to see me again, but I'm so...
21:18Naveen.
21:20I like you, Naveen.
21:23And you have really great taste in music.
21:28You think so?
21:29I'm sorry.
21:30I'm sorry.
21:34Wow.
21:35Mr. Whitmore's here.
21:37Who's that?
21:38My history teacher, junior year.
21:40What's his deal?
21:41Mr. Shitmore.
21:42Kind of an open gold for a kid like Danny Daniels.
21:45He's the most hated teacher at Inkley High.
21:48What'd he do?
21:49I remember this year where he failed the kids in his class, which, to be fair, they kind of deserved
21:55because they were all quite lazy and stupid.
21:58But then the parents complained to the principal and the school board, tried to get him fired.
22:03Did they fire him?
22:04No, they didn't.
22:06So what happened to him?
22:08He died.
22:09How'd he die?
22:11A hiking accident in the Rockies.
22:14Which I remember being weird at the time.
22:16And why is that weird?
22:17I could have sworn I'd seen him in the library that morning.
22:20I don't know.
22:21Maybe I didn't.
22:23Well, you did.
22:24And someone's lying.
22:26I've also been listening to a lot of, like, Ethiopian jazz lately to clear my head after everything with the
22:34attack.
22:34Yeah, no, I'm sorry.
22:35Like, I just, I didn't know if I should bring it up.
22:37No, it's fine.
22:38I'm, I'm, I should talk about it more.
22:41I'm trying to talk about my feelings more in general.
22:44Apparently therapy works.
22:45Oh, you were ticking off some big boxes, Naveen.
22:49We love a man in therapy.
22:51Were you terrified?
22:52I was really terrified, but then my Papa Bear instincts kicked in, and that was it.
22:56That was a wrap.
22:57I was like Super Mario, getting a power-up.
23:00Let's-a go!
23:02Anyway, it's like a super strength entered into my body that I didn't even know was in me.
23:07Like, those moms that lift cars off their kids.
23:10I didn't want to kill them, but I couldn't let my little buddy Miles grow up without his parents.
23:16Want to hear a crazy theory about the garbage man?
23:18What's that?
23:19I think he was working for someone.
23:20The town?
23:21No, like a work-for-hire assassin.
23:24Like a henchman.
23:25Well, then why would he come after you?
23:26Oh, he didn't come after me, per se, but there were others.
23:30Oh, sorry, I'm not following.
23:32Okay, it's a crazy story.
23:33Okay, I'm listening.
23:34The guy that owned this place, Hank, disappeared, right?
23:40Oh, no.
23:48Agnes, to what do I owe this distinct displeasure?
23:52Lynn, I've come to speak to you woman to woman.
23:56What does that mean?
23:58I'm not going to pussyfoot around it.
24:00I know.
24:01Know what?
24:03About you and Bill.
24:04Oh, I don't know what you're talking about.
24:07Let's not do this.
24:08I've seen the suggestive gardening.
24:11I know he joined your woods walk.
24:14Don't think I am not aware of everything that goes on in my neighborhood.
24:19And don't think that I don't know about you and Marty.
24:26Are you really going to hold something against me that happened in the past?
24:29With someone who is no longer with us?
24:33Yes.
24:34You really do need to learn to let things go.
24:38Bill is a lovely man.
24:40And frankly, he deserves better than you.
24:45Lynn, are you aware that Marty never pulled the proper permits when you renovated your kitchen?
24:53I let it slide because we were close.
24:57But there's a very hefty fine.
24:59And on consideration, I think I'll have to call the inspector.
25:05See you around, neighbor.
25:14Oh, Marty.
25:16We are fucked.
25:36Oh, Lynn, what the fuck?
25:38No, Husky privilege.
25:41Oh, I'm sorry.
25:42I'm so sorry.
25:44I didn't mean to re-traumatize you.
25:47But this is an emergency.
25:49Are you okay?
25:50I am very much not.
25:51I came to you because you're a friend.
25:54But more importantly, at this exact moment, because you're a lawyer.
26:00Okay, go on.
26:01I desperately need expert legal advice.
26:05And this can be a private conversation.
26:08Correct?
26:08Attorney-client privilege.
26:10I waive my secrets.
26:13Double indemnity.
26:15That's not exactly how it works.
26:16I have been keeping Marty's body in my fridge for the last six months.
26:23You serious?
26:24Deadly serious.
26:26I didn't kill him.
26:28He was getting eggs.
26:31And he had a heart attack.
26:33And he's still in there.
26:35And an inspector is coming.
26:37This is above my pay grade.
26:39I mean, failure to report a death is a felony.
26:43I was afraid you would confirm that.
26:46So, what are my options?
26:48Who else knows about this?
26:50Dana and Todd.
26:51And now you.
26:53Him.
26:55Why am I always murder adjacent?
26:57I didn't kill him.
26:59But I can't get arrested.
27:01I have delicate wrists.
27:03And I run cold.
27:05Oh, God.
27:05They'll find him.
27:07Stupid, stupid, stupid.
27:08Why didn't I bury him when I had the chance?
27:14I have an idea.
27:25Go and lift this way.
27:27Shh.
27:28Shh, shh, shh.
27:29Hey, look.
27:31Right there.
27:31No, this way.
27:32Stay straight, stay straight.
27:34I know, but...
27:34Mary.
27:35Sorry, I'm directionally challenged.
27:37You've got to work on your biceps, Todd.
27:39It's pinching my finger.
27:40Todd?
27:43It's on my foot.
27:50Hey.
27:56That's it.
27:58Rest well, buddy.
27:59If I could just say a few words.
28:03Marty, you were so loved.
28:07You were a wonderful friend, father, and husband most of the time.
28:13I spent over half my life with you, and I will miss you every day.
28:21Even though you hurt me, I forgive you.
28:27And even though you won't be with me anymore, you'll always be next door.
28:42I really loved your pie.
28:45It was very good pie.
28:49We're going to take care of your gal over here, Marty.
28:52We're surrounding Lynn, and you'll rest well in this spot.
28:57Todd, people already think there are bones in there.
29:00Might as well be yours, right?
29:01I wish I could have met you.
29:04But you could say I met you in a way.
29:12Are those from Agnes' yard?
29:16Oh.
29:17Right.
29:18Todd, you have a death wish.
29:24Go first, but you know I don't want to get my berries from there.
29:27Okay.
29:28Yoo-hoo!
29:29Is that Hinkley Hills' hottest, bravest couple?
29:32Hey.
29:33Hi.
29:33After us, of course.
29:35How you healing, Benedict Cumberbatch?
29:37Yeah, good stuff.
29:39It's actually pretty painful and dramatic, but thanks.
29:41Oh, totally.
29:43Did you hear?
29:44Your neighbor, Gary, bequeathed the Victorian to the town in his will.
29:48Well, isn't that such a pleasant and unexpected surprise?
29:52Yeah.
29:52Wow.
29:53Most surprises tend to be unexpected.
29:55Oh, my God, you're so funny.
29:56I know.
29:56British.
29:57Yeah.
29:58You know he was murdered, right?
29:59Ugh.
30:00I don't like to dwell.
30:01That guy was such a weirdo.
30:02The H-way is thrilled, of course.
30:04We can finally clean up my great-great-grandfather's home and restore it to its former glory.
30:09I didn't realize you were a Hinkley.
30:11We don't like to flaunt the pedigree.
30:13Hinkley, stay humble.
30:14Sorry, not sorry in advance for all the construction noise.
30:17Anyway, it is so good to see you guys.
30:19We'll see you guys around.
30:20Okay.
30:22Sounds good.
30:23But Allison gave us the D-Dam the keys, so why am I?
30:31She's here.
30:34Hi, honey.
30:34Hey, I have some big news.
30:37Lay it on me.
30:38Guess who got into Hinkley Academy?
30:40What?
30:40Girl, I'm so proud of you.
30:43Can't say I'm surprised.
30:45You will remember us when you do inevitably end up in the White House.
30:49Exactly.
30:49I'll give you that.
30:51Was there anything else?
30:55I overheard Ainsley's mom and grandma outside just now.
30:59They said the people at the Academy live in this year are trash.
31:02I'm sorry.
31:04They're just jealous, okay?
31:06I have so many words for them right now, none of which feel appropriate to say in front of you.
31:10It's okay.
31:19Your boy Naveen coming tonight?
31:22Unfortunately not.
31:23He's on a second date.
31:24You okay, hon?
31:26Yeah, sorry.
31:28Rory told me she overheard Agnes and Lauren say she and the other kids that got into Hinkley Hills Academy
31:33this year are trash.
31:35What?
31:35And I just, I fell away about it.
31:37I heard that Agnes' granddaughter didn't get a spot.
31:41She was actually one of the parents that went for that teacher that I was telling you about.
31:45Agnes led some insane crusade to try and get him fired.
31:48And then he died.
31:53Agnes hated Allison, right?
31:54Yeah.
31:58Go with me on this.
31:59Focus her on, do it.
32:01For decades, people in Hinkley Hills have gone missing.
32:05We weren't the only ones who went missing.
32:06He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
32:11Allison and Gary found the link, but they couldn't find the motive.
32:13I think I did.
32:15All right, get on with it.
32:16Everyone on Allison and Gary's list of potential victims went against the town.
32:21Okay, they were a nuisance.
32:23They were a problem.
32:24They were trash.
32:25But then the parents complained to the principal and the school board, tried to get him fired.
32:29There was a guy who sold handbags out of the trunk of his car.
32:32A small business owner who refused to sell.
32:34And the garbage man took them out.
32:37I just get paid.
32:39Ah!
32:41To take out the trash.
32:43It's a bit on the nose.
32:44He said paid.
32:46Implying that he was following someone else's orders.
32:52Girl, you get the trash truck doing the damn thing on a Sunday.
32:56Come on.
32:56What are you trying to say?
32:58Who is rapidly hell-bent on keeping this town pristine at all costs?
33:02Who terrorizes their neighbors?
33:04Who uses their position to keep people in line?
33:08Think of it as your new Bible.
33:09The evil overlord.
33:10Person that spent 25 years devoting their life to keeping Hinkley Hills the safest town in America.
33:19HOA president.
33:21Magnus Vesterson.
33:28What's wrong with me?
33:32Why do I feel like this?
33:36I'm so crazy now.
33:41Uh-oh.
33:43Oh, he's got moves.
33:46That's right, ladies.
33:48This DJ can dance.
33:51Naveen's famous ñadas, short for piña coladas.
33:55Don't think about it too much.
33:58Mmm.
34:00It tastes like vacation.
34:01Right?
34:02Top secret recipe.
34:04Wow.
34:05That's a secret.
34:06No, for real.
34:07It's like a top secret recipe.
34:11All right.
34:11All right.
34:12I'll tell you.
34:13I'll tell you.
34:13But you got to promise.
34:15You can't tell anybody.
34:16No, your secret is safe with me.
34:19Okay.
34:20Mm-hmm.
34:22The secret is the dark rum flow.
34:42Okay, but the entire mission of the HOA is to keep Hinkley Hill safe, orderly and clean.
34:50Yeah, but surely the whole of the Homeowners Association can't be involved in some murderous townway conspiracy, can they?
34:58Let's look at the book.
34:59We should go on vacation sometime.
35:01I, uh, I'm really good on boats.
35:04And I'm really good at pools.
35:08And notas.
35:10Yatas.
35:12I'm going to grab the third.
35:14Okay.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Oh, let me take care of these.
35:25Now, we should at least be wary of anyone at the top.
35:28Especially anyone close to Agnes.
35:30Oh, my goodness.
35:37Shit.
35:38Mm.
35:38That was amazing.
35:40Oh, I can't take credit.
35:41My friend gave me the recipe.
35:44I'm going to be right back.
35:45I'm just going to run to the, uh, ladies' room.
35:49Okay.
35:54Wait, but just because she's there doesn't necessarily mean she's involved.
35:58And also, what would the HOA have specifically against Naveen?
36:02They think he killed their guy.
36:07Hey.
36:08I think I put too much secret in the, in the Yatas.
36:13Oh, no.
36:14Are you okay?
36:16I feel...
36:22Is he picking up?
36:24Oh, shit.
36:25He's coming straight to voicemail.
36:26Try again.
36:31Naveen, leave him.
36:38The lights are on.
36:39Okay.
36:40How are you?
36:40Come on.
36:41I'm coming.
36:42Naveen?
36:43Naveen!
36:47Naveen!
36:50Naveen!
36:56Naveen!
36:57Oh, no.
36:58This is bad.
37:00Ralph!
37:03Stop!
37:06Naveen!
37:07Shit!
37:10It's them.
37:13Nobody kidnaps our friend in our neighborhood and gets away with it.
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