- 2 days ago
Coronation Street 12 November 2025 | Coronation Street November 12th 2025
Kindly Support and Follow my Channel
Kindly Support and Follow my Channel
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:29dreading today well how am i gonna get through it get down here turn that off it's quite catchy
00:37actually isn't it uh what do you want for breakfast shona what do you want for breakfast how can you
00:48think about food on a day like this pieces of toast or i could make you a boiled egg
00:53it's about all you can make i'll get something at work
01:01come on hurry up you're gonna be late
01:07you okay my baby's life's hanging by a thread but other than that i'm fine what time's that appointment
01:16later was it three how can he not know what time it is
01:21yes three o'clock tell me it's going to be all right even if you don't believe it just tell me
01:29everything's gonna be all right i'll go check on lil
01:41why am i bothering going into work oh morning hey how you feeling i should just carry on walking
01:49and never stop show now oh sorry i was miles away anywhere nice no definitely not how's pregnancy
02:02treating you
02:05you know look at this one eh like butter wouldn't melt she had me up half the night
02:10obviously i'm sure she's healthy and you're moaning about losing a bit of sleep while my baby's
02:15i don't know i was when you didn't even want your baby you don't deserve it no no no shut up
02:20sure but obviously you've got all this to look forward to oh uh do you know what you're having
02:25yet um listen i've got to get to work okay yeah i'll see you later it's the cocktail snobs i
02:32hate yeah i know there's 64 ways to make a mojito i'll tell you there'll be a mojito when you're
02:36heading them in it love do i need to give you a night off babe i'll just stand here like a lemon
02:40shall i i just want to bring a bit of sophistication to the area this could be the
02:49worst day of my life and they're talking about cocktails are you coming to the cocktail night
02:53show now oh i would but i forgot you got a baby on board you're right darling you look a bit tired
03:01tired of listening to your rubbish i'm fine
03:07i know i shouldn't be so distressed but it was a one-off what the model train that young alfie
03:15not the train again it was unique it was it was the only train that was manufactured with the name
03:23sunstar is there a point to this roy hopefully tyrone will be more careful oh of course there isn't
03:30i've given him a vintage starter set yeah help occupy his mind i'm sure i'll have fun playing with it
03:39don't actually play with the models oh right right it is a toy that's what you do with them okay you
03:46play with them they get broke get over it i'm going on my break
03:53i just took david for a walk
04:05bumped into that cockapoo again i think he fancies her mind she had i don't know if she fancies him
04:13i mean some girls like a bit of rough don't they for once in your life david stop making jokes
04:17this morning really dragged him work tell me about it it's like when somebody used to offer
04:23you out at school i mean you knew you had this fight i don't need a comedian today i need a husband
04:28and a father pretending as though you were fine when really you were just cacking your pants lovely image
04:34sorry and i don't know why i'm telling you this probably had loads of fights at school more than
04:40me probably one more and all stop babbling shut up i'm sorry i know none of this is helping i'm
04:49just a bag of nerves if i'm honest maybe he is taking this seriously
04:52i'm sure it's gonna be okay well one of us has got to be optimistic and it's obviously my turn
04:58today it's like you said yesterday um there's no point worrying until we know what's going on so
05:05just stay positive healthy mind healthy body he's gonna cry i've got to keep it together i'll see you
05:14at home okay he's gonna pull me up on the toy thing i love you to bit troy but if you start banging
05:24on about model trains again i think i'm gonna kill somebody do you mind if i join you sorry for biting
05:38your head off apology accepted i know your trains aren't toys
05:47did i do something to upset you no it's nothing you've done
05:55well something is clearly troubling you
05:59look i don't wish to pry but is has it got anything to do with why you're taking the afternoon off
06:05that's just the um the scan i didn't have yesterday it's just routine i'm sorry roy i can't tell you
06:16i hope you know that you can't tell me anything
06:21i do know that i want to tell you i do but maybe if i don't actually say it out loud that means it's
06:30not gonna happen and the baby's gonna be all right i'm fine roy honestly it was just one of those days
06:40probably pregnancy hormones
06:51we should have left earlier or got a taxi they could have just dropped us off at the door where is he
07:01have you got your key um yeah i i don't know um lord you'll be in anyway she's working till late
07:09tonight well someone will be in i'll get mine oh no david it's fine we got lots of time
07:17not mary not today what's up with her hair
07:22hurry up we definitely should have got a taxi i don't want to be driving back if we get bad news
07:32don't we're not going to get bad news you can't be thinking like that not now if i start i'm never
07:40going to stop
07:45what's taking him so long
07:49do you don't want to come is that it sorry i was just
08:06are you all right do you want me to drive why would i want you to drive
08:10because you're like you right look can we just go all right put your seatbelt on
08:13you don't have to be strong for me you know i mean it's all right to be scared i'm terrified
08:20well you're not going to be much used to me then are you i'm trying to be positive
08:23well try harder but i got all these thoughts going around oh you know if you're going to be like this
08:27don't bother coming like what like this why are you trying to shut me out because i don't need
08:32you i can do this on my own get out of the car i'm not joking i don't want you coming to the hospital
08:44with me you're stupid get out of the car i mean it don't get out of the car please
09:02hmm sex drawing pregnancy you'll be lucky
09:09five pregnancy myths number one you can't exercise number two you'll be happy all the time well that
09:17one's defo a myth they seem happy smoke cow
09:32one's defo a myth
09:39She looks worried sick, I best get Lil off to school, I don't know worrying about that
10:06Lil, get down here, turn that off
10:13That's quite catchy actually
10:17She needs to eat something, it's gonna be a long day
10:21What do you want for breakfast?
10:24She's not with it at all
10:26Jonah, what do you want for breakfast?
10:30I could do you a couple of pieces of toast
10:33She needs more than that
10:35Or I could make you a boiled egg
10:37Cause that's all I can cook
10:39I'll get something at work
10:44Lil!
10:46Come on, you're gonna be late
10:51Are you okay?
10:53What did I say that for?
10:55What an idiot, of course she's not okay, how can she be okay?
10:58I'm fine
10:59Check what time that appointment is
11:02I know it's at three, but just show her you haven't forgotten
11:06What time's that appointment later? Is it three?
11:11Yeah, it's three o'clock
11:13Great, if you think she'd forgotten
11:16Well done David
11:17I should say something
11:19Just to reassure her
11:21Tell her everything's gonna work out
11:24No
11:26Every time I open my mouth I just make it worse
11:29I'll go check on Lil
11:31On top of the pops
11:36On top of the pops
11:37Oh, that's what this is
11:39He had overgrown sideburns and leather gloves
11:44I can feel my brain cells dying
11:47Well just stick dastardly on top of the pops
11:49Koo-ka-choo
11:51I swear, that clock's stopped
11:53Oh!
11:54Alvin Stardust
11:55Hiiii
11:56Yes
11:57I can't tell you much more of this
11:58I met him in the 60s
11:59But it wasn't Alvin Stardust then
12:01Oh
12:02Sorry
12:03Wasn't he married to Lisa Goddard?
12:05Oh, yeah
12:06Oh, I love Lisa Goddard
12:07Don't lose your temper, David
12:09Deep breaths
12:10Just count to ten
12:12No, no, you're thinking of the fellow who played Darth Vader
12:14Oh
12:15No, this was before him
12:17One, two, three, four, five, six
12:21Who cares?
12:22David, please
12:23Come on, go and put the kettle on or something
12:25I'm fine
12:26That's lovely, thank you, Audrey
12:28Yeah
12:29I hope it all goes well with the social workers
12:31and you manage to get Joanie back
12:33Oh, thank you, Mary
12:36And, uh, Audrey, I hope to see you at Kevin's poker night
12:40As if, eh?
12:42Yeah
12:43One side is shorter than the other
12:45Well, I haven't finished yet, have I?
12:47Well, you are going to fix it, though
12:49No, Mary, I'm gonna leave it like that
12:52Only I've got this cocktail thing
12:54Good for you
12:55No offence, but you don't seem all there this morning
12:59I don't seem all... you haven't been all there since the day I met you
13:03David!
13:04Why am I not taking this off you?
13:06No, please stay, listen, I'll sort you out, come on
13:10No, I will not stay here another second
13:13Oh, please
13:15Oh, what is the matter with you, eh?
13:19I do want to tell her
13:25Do you know I can't sit here all day, David, sweetheart
13:28But I don't wanna panic her
13:30She's got a dodgy ticker, as it is
13:32I mean, it might be okay
13:34Is it the baby?
13:36Because they cancelled the scam
13:38I'm gonna tell her
13:39I need to tell someone
13:40It's killing me
13:41Here's your gown
13:42There
13:43And just so you know
13:45I'll be taking my business elsewhere from now, hon
13:47Apologise to Mary
13:49No, I'm not apologising
13:51I've got bigger things on my mind
13:53I am not saying sorry
13:55David
13:57Sorry
13:58It's too late
14:02Honestly, I don't know what's going through your head half the time
14:05You're about to find out
14:07The baby
14:08You know
14:09You're worried about it
14:11But that's only natural, sweetheart
14:14You know what you need
14:16You need your family
14:18It'll take your mind off things
14:21So I'm gonna ring up
14:23And get them all round for tea tonight
14:25Okay?
14:26I'd rather choke on my own vomit
14:29Good
14:30Well, that's sorted
14:31Now go on, get yourself home
14:33Get ready and go for the scan
14:36Alright?
14:42A package?
14:43I haven't seen a package
14:46Do I need a reason to speak to my own mom?
14:50Why would I want money?
14:52I'm fine
14:54Yeah, kids are fine
14:56Shona's fine
14:59That's all I need
15:01Listen, Gail
15:02I'm gonna have to go
15:03Alright?
15:05Because you're boring me
15:07Alright, bye
15:09You going to get a spoke a night?
15:11Depends, are you?
15:13No, I haven't got much of a poker face
15:14I always laugh when I've got a good hand
15:17You should go though
15:18This might be your last chance
15:19There won't be any more last nights for you once a baby arrives
15:21Once a baby arrives
15:25You alright?
15:27Yeah
15:29Erm
15:30Yeah, I can't go either
15:31Kirk
15:32Erm, family stuff
15:34Be lucky
15:35Don't let her see you losing it
15:43Gotta be strong
15:45Just took David for a walk
15:51Pumped into that cockapoo again
15:53Think he fancies her
15:55Mind she, I don't know if she fancies it
15:56And some girls like a bit of rough don't they?
15:58Lucky me
16:01This morning at work really dragged
16:04Tell me about it
16:06It's like when someone used to offer you out, you know, at school
16:09Here I go again
16:10All day
16:12Knew you had this fight at half three
16:13You had to pretend as though you were fine
16:15When really you were just cacking your pants all day
16:18Sorry
16:20Sorry
16:21Don't know why I'm telling you this
16:22You probably had more fights than me
16:24Probably won a lot more in all
16:26Yeah
16:27That's just what she needs
16:28Your sad jokes
16:30Just be honest with her
16:31Tell her how you feel
16:33Sorry
16:35No, none of this is helping
16:37Just
16:39To be honest, I'm just a bag of nerves
16:41I'm sure everything's gonna be okay
16:43Is she just saying that or does she really mean it?
16:46It's like you said yesterday
16:47What's it matter?
16:48There's no point worrying until we know what's going on
16:50I should be the one reassuring her
16:52Stay positive and keep healthy mind, healthy body, all that
16:56I can't believe how strong she is
16:58I wish I could be that strong
17:00Stop
17:02Get a grip
17:04If I lose it now, it's just gonna make her feel worse
17:07Erm, I'll... I'll see you at home, okay?
17:14I messed that up
17:16Didn't I?
17:18I'll see you at home...
17:20I was like...
17:25I can't let her see these.
17:49They'll tip her over at the edge.
17:52Yeah, come in.
17:55Stop it, David.
18:06Keep it together.
18:22Did you not want to come?
18:23Is that it?
18:25Sorry, I was just...
18:26Don't tell her I've been crying.
18:30She's been crying as well.
18:32Maybe we're not that different.
18:34Are you all right?
18:35Do you want me to drive?
18:36Why would I want you to drive?
18:39Well, it's just...
18:40You look like you...
18:40What?
18:41Look, can we just go, please?
18:42Put your seatbelt on.
18:44You don't have to be strong for me, you know.
18:46I mean, it's all right to be scared.
18:47I'm terrified.
18:48You're not going to be much used to it then, are you?
18:51Look, I'm trying to be positive.
18:52Well, try harder.
18:53But I've got all these thoughts going on.
18:54Oh, you know what?
18:55If you're going to be like this, you just don't have to come.
18:58Like what?
18:58Like this.
19:01Why are you trying to shut me out?
19:03Because I don't need you, okay?
19:05I can go on my own.
19:06Fine.
19:07Take it out on me if it helps.
19:09Get out the car.
19:10She doesn't mean it.
19:12I'm not joking.
19:13I don't want you coming to the hospital with me.
19:15Stupid.
19:16Get out the car.
19:18I mean it.
19:22I love you.
19:24All right?
19:24And this is my baby and all.
19:27And we're a team.
19:28Okay?
19:29And remember that.
19:30And I'm not going anywhere.
19:38I'm sorry.
19:49Vending machine won't work inside to go and shop.
19:53Plus, I wanted to get away from that woman.
19:54Did you hear her?
19:56Naming the kid, Kale.
19:57Keep your voice down.
19:58Yeah, I know.
19:59Come on.
20:00Naming a baby after a vegetable.
20:02All right, we're going in.
20:05Yeah.
20:05I'm glad you're here.
20:07And where else would I be?
20:08I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the second scan did confirm that there is a small
20:24mass on the baby's neck.
20:26Now, in some cases, it can block the baby's airway, making it difficult to breathe or swallow.
20:32And if the oesophagus is obstructed, that can lead to a build-up of amniotic fluid in the womb, which can cause premature labour.
20:42Wait, hang on.
20:43Are you saying the baby might come early?
20:46Potentially.
20:47There's no easy way to say this, but, um, as the pregnancy's under 24 weeks, I need to let you know that you will be offered the option of an abortion.
20:59Oh, obviously, that's your decision.
21:04And please take all the time you need, OK?
21:08But if you do decide to go ahead with the pregnancy, then mum will have to have regular ultrasounds, and she'll need to undergo what's called an exit procedure.
21:18It's a specialist type of surgery, where they operate while the baby is still attached through the placenta.
21:26Now, it's a long and complicated procedure, and it's not without its risks for mum and for your daughter.
21:39I'm sorry, it's not better news.
21:42I know it's a lot to take in.
21:44It's a girl.
21:48David, for having a girl.
22:06Can you imagine Lily's face when we tell her she's going to have a little sister?
22:10Hey, do you think we should tell your mum?
22:12You know, call her.
22:13Or maybe we should wait.
22:14No, I don't know.
22:15What do you think?
22:15Shall we wait?
22:16Have you heard yourself?
22:17What?
22:19You've just been told there's a serious problem with the baby, and you're acting like it's nothing.
22:24Right, I'm not stupid, OK?
22:26I know it's not going to be straightforward, but today's been surreal, you know?
22:29There's been so much to think about, so much to take in, and I thought we were going to lose her.
22:34And now we've been told there is a chance that she could be born healthy.
22:36Yeah, there's a chance.
22:37I don't, right, I don't understand why you're being so negative.
22:40I'm not.
22:40I'm being realistic.
22:41Well, you said before that you didn't...
22:43Listen, I know how much you want this baby, all right?
22:46And I do too, but at what risk?
22:49OK.
22:51What is it you're saying?
22:52I don't know what I do.
22:58I think we should think about having a termination.
23:00To be fair, it was completely out of character for Fizz.
23:09When you say out of character, I don't...
23:11Hang on.
23:12Why were you saying that she was stressed?
23:15Because, I mean, obviously it can't be easy, being in a wheelchair.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Nightmare.
23:20Right, what exactly happened?
23:21Uh, she, um, she broke a machine.
23:24Yeah, it was playing up with someone and she must have got frustrated.
23:26And then we had a big order going out, so she felt dead guilty.
23:29Oh, I bet Carla were well hacked off.
23:32Fizz didn't say anything.
23:34Well, listen, it was no big deal.
23:35I mean, Carla wasn't even there, so...
23:37Anyway, I'm going to have to shoot.
23:38My gran's organised tea for David and Shona, so...
23:41See you later.
23:41Yeah.
23:41So, you OK for this later?
23:45Uh, yeah.
23:48So, what are you saying?
23:49I've just got to sit there and keep my mouth shut?
23:50No, actually, I'm saying, is that it's OK to ask a question,
23:55but then wait for the other person to respond,
23:57not keep going on like a Duracell bunny.
23:59Well, it's a bit nervous, that's all.
24:02Social services.
24:03Well, you left him an hour ago.
24:07Hello?
24:09Uh, yeah, we've only just got home, actually.
24:11Oh, right.
24:16Oh, OK.
24:17Well, yeah, thanks for letting us know.
24:20Bye.
24:24Sounds like Lou's got herself into some sort of trouble,
24:28and it sounds serious.
24:30She'll be in court tomorrow.
24:32What kind of trouble?
24:33The biting.
24:34Hello, hello, hello.
24:35Hiya.
24:36Hey.
24:37That guy in the sweet shop is dead weird.
24:40Ryan, why?
24:41So, we're just picking some sweets, right,
24:44and then he just starts waffling on about sugar, bacteria.
24:48That guy's never getting rich, I'm telling you that.
24:50Do you want one?
24:52No, I want you to save them,
24:53because we've just come back from social services,
24:57and they've agreed to let Joanie come home,
25:00and she's coming back to my...
25:01Yeah!
25:02Wait, are you serious?
25:03Yeah!
25:03Yeah, it's good news, isn't it?
25:05Yeah, well, except from the fact that she's well annoying.
25:07Yeah, it's a family trait, that.
25:09And there is something else that we need to tell you.
25:12Yeah, Sally and I are going out,
25:13so you'll have to get your own tea.
25:14There's stuff in the freezer.
25:16I'll reach you, come on.
25:17I'm going to pick!
25:18OK, have fun, guys.
25:22It's probably best we keep it between ourselves until we know more.
25:27I know it's scary,
25:28and I'm not ignoring the reality of the situation,
25:32but the doctor reckons that there's no more risky than having a caesarean,
25:35and women have those all the time.
25:37It's not like having a caesarean, is it?
25:39There's major risk involved.
25:40Oh, David, there's risk crossing the road.
25:42There's risk driving a car or swimming in the sea.
25:45But, David, this is our daughter.
25:46Is she not worth it?
25:47I don't know.
25:50I honestly don't know.
25:52But what I do know is that I love you,
25:54and I don't want to lose you.
25:58We mustn't be thinking of the worst-case scenario.
26:01But they happen.
26:03I mean, Kylie, she walked across to the Rovers
26:05to get a bottle of champagne, and she died.
26:08They happen.
26:09They said it was a complicated procedure.
26:12That doesn't necessarily mean it's a dangerous one.
26:15Come on in.
26:16Oh, rude.
26:18Gran asked me to bring you some food.
26:20Before you ask, the smell is cheese.
26:22All right, thanks, Nick.
26:24Right, well, shall I just put it in the fridge then?
26:26Yeah.
26:28Oh, babe, just put them posters up, will you?
26:35What?
26:35The posters.
26:36And the flaming mixologist's late.
26:38Five o'clock he was supposed to be here.
26:40Honestly, this is going to be a disaster.
26:42I called Will, it went the voicemail.
26:43Well, you know he never answers his phone.
26:45I sent messages.
26:46I told him before he went to school to come straight home.
26:49Make sure they're not wonky, please.
26:51Well, look, do you think we should phone school?
26:52He might have a detention or something.
26:54Well, then he should have messaged.
26:55Well, as should the mixologist,
26:57who should have been here half an hour ago.
26:59Look, give it ten minutes and then phone school.
27:01All right.
27:01Oh, it's Will.
27:04Yeah.
27:05I'll put him on loudspeaker.
27:08Hiya, Will.
27:08You're on loudspeaker.
27:09Your dad's ear.
27:10I told you to come straight home.
27:12Stop stressing, will you?
27:13Everything's cool.
27:14No, everything is not cool.
27:16Where are you?
27:17Leeds.
27:18Leeds?
27:19Are you having a laugh?
27:20No, listen.
27:21I'm going to this athletics meet with my old club.
27:24Since when?
27:26Megan messaged me.
27:27Well, it's the first I am hearing about it.
27:29I was in class.
27:30I had no phone.
27:31She said it'd be good competition for me.
27:33Look, the minibus is here.
27:34I've got to go.
27:35Will, make sure you come straight back after.
27:37Yeah, yeah.
27:38Will, good luck to...
27:40Gone.
27:43And I thought the toddler bit was hard.
27:45Well, that's what my mum used to say about me.
27:47Look, I think we just need to be grateful
27:48that he's actually doing something.
27:51Do you think maybe I should go to Leeds,
27:52see if he's all right?
27:53No, I do not.
27:54We've got a picking event to run.
27:56Posters, come on, chop, chop.
28:07Oh, it's working.
28:09What are you doing?
28:11Well, I heard your machine was broke,
28:13so I'd come to fix it.
28:15Oh, they got someone in.
28:17Oh, right.
28:17How did you know about my machine?
28:22Well, I bumped into Michael and Sarah.
28:24There wasn't gossiping.
28:26I think they thought that I'd already know,
28:28but I probably should have offered to pay for it.
28:31No, no, there's nothing to pay.
28:33Machines break all the time.
28:34I just felt a bit bad,
28:39cos I did take my temper out on it a bit.
28:44Imagining it was me, was it?
28:45I wouldn't blame you.
28:46No.
28:47It's not your fault you're in a wheelchair, Ty.
28:51It's just...
28:53It's been a lot juggling work and home.
28:59Me?
28:59And no.
29:02No, but everything going on with the girls,
29:04Ruby was trolling her own sister, for goodness sake.
29:07Yeah, and that is exactly why
29:08I didn't tell you about it straight away.
29:13It's just...
29:15It's been a bit of a strain,
29:17and I've ended up feeling like
29:20I've not been doing any of it very well.
29:23Especially when the kids are concerned.
29:26Well, then why didn't you tell me?
29:27No, no, you shouldn't have to.
29:30No, I'm sorry.
29:32I know.
29:33Look, things are going to change.
29:34I'm going to change.
29:35I'm going to get back to work.
29:37Ty, how can you?
29:38No, all right, I'm not going to be fixing cars, am I?
29:40But there's other things that I can do, you know?
29:42Paperwork and stuff.
29:43But also, there's...
29:45There's one thing that I need you to do.
29:48What?
29:49I need you to talk to me.
29:52Actually, no, we...
29:53We need to talk to each other,
29:54and I don't just mean about the kids.
29:56I mean, about what's going on with us,
29:58and everything okay?
30:03Yeah, okay.
30:06Aren't you going to be late for your poker night?
30:08Well, I thought I'd give it a miss.
30:11Hmm.
30:13Right, anybody else want another drink?
30:15No, thank you.
30:16Well, all right.
30:18Tyrone, sorry I can't make it today.
30:20Oh, that's a shame.
30:22Right, you're losing me.
30:23Could have done with some fresh meat.
30:24You know, I had a parishioner once.
30:26She lost a house,
30:27ended up living in a caravan,
30:28didn't even tell her husband.
30:30Didn't he think it was odd they were in a caravan?
30:32No, no, she told him
30:33that they were redecorating.
30:35Oh, that's awful.
30:36Look, can we just play, please?
30:37So, a pair beats what?
30:39Pretty much nothing.
30:40Yep.
30:41All right.
30:43You Tibet, my friend.
30:44I reckon he's got a good hand,
30:46that's why he's been self-friendly.
30:49Yep, I'll call that.
30:50Yep, I'm from now.
30:51I'm in.
30:55Ooh.
30:57There's something very sexy about that book.
31:01Mysterious yet stern.
31:02Like a moody matron.
31:04Well, you're off my Christmas card list.
31:06Okay, so three beats,
31:09three of a kind.
31:10I'm not saying I've got it,
31:11but I'm just trying to get it clear in my head.
31:13Have you seen Abbey?
31:14What?
31:15Since he's shats up with me brother.
31:20Okay.
31:21Final round.
31:22Hang on, hang on.
31:23Tim, Sal,
31:24you want another drink
31:25and then we can start making things
31:26a bit more interesting?
31:28Oh, go on then.
31:29Yeah.
31:30And then these two are rum-based.
31:34Is that some kind of veg?
31:36Well, yeah, it's mint.
31:37Mint?
31:38Oh, I'm sorry, love.
31:39It repeats on me.
31:41What's this one?
31:43Now then,
31:44this one
31:45is called the hurricane.
31:47Oh, well,
31:48try everything once, I say.
31:51Yeah?
31:51Yeah.
31:52No, you're all right, sir.
31:55Oh.
31:56Oh.
31:58Whoever threw that together,
31:59they must have shares in sugar.
32:02Sorry, love.
32:04I'll have a vodka and tonic
32:05when you're ready.
32:10I thought the pina colada,
32:12you know,
32:12with a little umbrella.
32:14Truth be told,
32:16I'm pretty partial
32:16to a frozen margarita.
32:18I made it for her at home once,
32:20but we didn't have any coconut cream,
32:21so I used a tin of evaporating milk,
32:24stuck a cherry in it,
32:25it'll look good as it goes.
32:26Ah.
32:27You're a star, you know that.
32:28I'll stick to the leaf.
32:29All right, tell him.
32:33What's the verdict?
32:35Well, put it this way,
32:36Tom Cruise can sleep easy.
32:38It's not my fault
32:39the bloke was a no-show.
32:41You hired him.
32:42Do you ever take responsibility
32:43for anything?
32:45Not exactly buzzing, is it?
32:47It's early.
32:48If it's the younger crowd
32:50you want to pull in,
32:51you should have Ollie out front.
32:53Where is he, anyway?
32:54He's out with DeeDee.
32:55Haven't seen William either.
32:57He's at an athletics meet in Leeds.
32:59On his own?
33:00Hmm?
33:01I don't know what your mother
33:02let you get up to at 15.
33:04I said he could go.
33:06It'll do him good
33:07to be a bit more independent
33:08instead of being chauffeured
33:09around everywhere.
33:12Cocktails.
33:13How glamorous.
33:14A bloody Mary,
33:15if you would please, Eva,
33:17and dial up the spice.
33:18No, don't be ridiculous.
33:25Come on, Nick.
33:26Oh, come on, Nick.
33:26Don't get me involved.
33:28Oh, fam, back me up, please.
33:29Well, I don't recall him
33:30ever taking food off your plate.
33:32Mind you, when he was young
33:33he was a right greedy
33:34little so-and-so.
33:36Mind you,
33:36there was one time
33:37when your mother
33:39was called to school
33:40because you had eaten
33:42a poor little lad's
33:44packed lunch.
33:44Do you blame me?
33:48Gail's sandwiches were awful.
33:50Who gives a kid
33:51Marmite sandwiches?
33:52Well, come on,
33:53if we were playing
33:53at who was the most deprived.
33:55Hey, you lot don't know
33:56you're born.
33:56We were lucky if we got tea.
33:57Look, when you've been
33:58through a war and rationing.
34:00There we go.
34:01Talk about something
34:02a bit more jolly.
34:03Are you guys really excited
34:04about the baby?
34:06Well, we did get
34:07some news today.
34:09Erm, yeah.
34:10It...
34:11We're having a girl.
34:14Oh, my gosh.
34:15Oh, that's wonderful.
34:17Oh, congratulations, mate.
34:18You must be over the moon.
34:21Oh, that is so exciting.
34:36So when you say
34:37up the ante...
34:38Hang on,
34:39I thought we had
34:39a £20 limit here.
34:40Oh, mate,
34:40live dangerously.
34:42It's a philosophy
34:42my boss might not approve of.
34:44Yeah, I set myself
34:45strict limits,
34:46so no, I'm out.
34:47Kev?
34:50Er,
34:51I'm gonna stake my car.
34:54Your car?
34:55That's mad.
34:56Are you serious?
34:57You mean your actual car,
34:58not a wee toy one, eh?
34:59Yeah.
35:00So come on, Tim,
35:01show us what you're made of.
35:04I'm out.
35:06So?
35:06I'm in.
35:10What with?
35:12Tim's car.
35:13What, Mike?
35:13Hang on, what, Mike?
35:14What's up with your car?
35:15Not now, Tim.
35:15It'll be too late soon.
35:18Wow.
35:19I'm out.
35:22Kev?
35:27Full house.
35:27Oh, you won.
35:34You won.
35:35You won.
35:36Four of a cane.
35:37Oh, okay.
35:38Four of a cane,
35:39bits of full house.
35:39It does, yeah.
35:40Keys.
35:41Give us a keys.
35:42Oh, come on, keys.
35:44No, I'm not taking his car.
35:46Why not?
35:46Because I'm not taking his car.
35:48No, take it.
35:49You won it fair and swear.
35:50No, I'm not taking it.
35:51Well played, matron.
35:52Oh, thank you.
35:53Right, on that note, Tim.
35:55All right.
35:56Well, he's still early.
35:57No, we need to get back to the kids.
35:59Aye.
35:59I should be getting off myself.
36:00I've still got a load of beer.
36:02Yeah, next time.
36:03It was a fun night, though.
36:04Yeah, thanks, Kev.
36:05Cheers, Kev.
36:06Good night.
36:06Cheers, Kev.
36:14Oh, and I saw the most adorable baby clothes
36:18when I was in the Arndale the other week.
36:19The little girl clothes are so cute.
36:22This couple came into the bistro the other day
36:24with a little baby and a little dog,
36:27and they were wearing matching bandanas.
36:29Oh, gracious.
36:30Oh, that is so cute.
36:32I guess I should be grateful I only ever had hamsters.
36:35Uh, Shona, do you want to give us a hand
36:37with this pudding cheese?
36:39No, um, just bring it over.
36:41We can do it here.
36:42Yes, good idea.
36:43Now, put me down for a pram or a cot
36:46or anything you want for.
36:47I told you, thank you.
36:48OK, a toast.
36:50Oh, yes.
36:51Come on.
36:52To our baby girl.
36:54Aw.
36:55Aw, to our baby girl.
37:00But what if you'd lost?
37:02Are you kidding me?
37:03Kevin's an open book.
37:06He's a worse poker player than you are.
37:08Sonny has.
37:09What are you talking about?
37:11I've totally got a poker face.
37:14When you've got a decent hand,
37:16you've got this smug little curl of your lip,
37:18and with Kevin, it's like a deep breath and a sniff.
37:22Yeah, all right.
37:22But Kev's car's nicer than mine.
37:25It's probably got a lot less on the clock.
37:27You are not seriously suggesting that I should have kept it.
37:31No, but maybe a straight swap.
37:34No, I'm only joking.
37:35What do you think all that was about,
37:36raising the stakes like that thing?
37:39Poor Kevin.
37:40He's clearly not in a good place.
37:41We need to do something to help him.
37:43Yeah.
37:44What with Kev?
37:44What with Lou?
37:45Tim, I know you don't think we should tell them about Lou, but...
37:49What's the point?
37:50We don't know enough details, and she might get off.
37:52Well, I agree about Shanice, but Brody's older.
37:55Yeah, but Brody's good.
37:56He's in a good place, and he's settled.
37:58And like I say, we don't know the details,
37:59so what's the point in saying all?
38:01Tim, he won't thank us when he finds out.
38:05Do you know, I had a job as a cocktail waitress once.
38:08Well, hostess, as it used to be back in the day.
38:12Oh, Rita, how exciting.
38:14You know, I'm thinking Ricks.
38:16I'm thinking Humphrey Bogart.
38:19I'm thinking Casablanca.
38:21Oh, well, think again.
38:23This was a green dolphin in Stockport,
38:25and the outside toilet was used as a changing room.
38:29And the only thing green in there was me.
38:33I tried one of them green teas the other week in work,
38:35cos we run out of ordinary.
38:37I mean, what's that all about?
38:39Sorry, I'm just not a cocktail kind of guy.
38:42Yeah, to be fair, I wouldn't have put you down
38:43as a poker kind of guy either.
38:45You're not too risky.
38:46Sorry, no offence.
38:48You know, I tell you what, on those cruise ships,
38:51I've seen people lose their shirts off their back.
38:53Oh, sometimes you've just got to go for it.
38:56I stayed in the car.
38:57You never?
38:59What did the others say?
39:00Let's call it a night.
39:02Believe me, they saved you from yourself.
39:05I'm not sure about that.
39:07Here.
39:13Babe, what a disaster.
39:16Oh, love.
39:18Just chalk it up.
39:21Next time we'll know to promote our events well in advance,
39:23and, you know, maybe target our clientele a wee bit more realistically.
39:27What do you mean?
39:28Well, I doubt Rita and Kirk and Mary are who you had in mind
39:32for the great cocktail extravaganza.
39:34Make way for the cavalry.
39:35Oh, about him.
39:37Just when I thought I couldn't get any worse.
39:39It's like a wake.
39:40Right, you lovely lot,
39:42have I got a treat for you.
39:45Does everyone know sweet Caroline?
39:47Hey!
39:48Let me get myself sorted.
39:50Of course, Megan.
39:51I met Neil Diamond, you know.
39:53Oh, here we go.
39:54He was getting out of a cab
39:56at the back of a theatre in Dublin.
39:59I was with my cousin Janice.
40:02Anyway, there he was,
40:03getting out of the cab,
40:05and Janice gives me this almighty shove,
40:07and I fell at his feet.
40:10Well, more accurately,
40:11I fell apart.
40:12There's been an accident in the motorway.
40:13Well, it's all okay.
40:14Oh, yeah, they're all fine,
40:14but they can't get through.
40:15Megan suggested we'll spend the night
40:17in the hotel with the team,
40:18and she'll drop them back first thing.
40:20Oh, you know, she's a good ag.
40:21Yeah, we're lucky, aren't we?
40:22Yeah.
40:23Where it began,
40:26I can't begin to knowin',
40:29but then I know
40:30it's growin' strong.
40:34Was in the spring,
40:36and spring became the summer.
40:40Who'd have believed
40:41you'd come along.
40:43You know it now.
40:48Hands.
40:49Touchin' hands.
40:52Reaching out.
40:55Touchin' me.
40:58Touchin' you.
41:00Come on and sing it!
41:02Sweet Caroline.
41:04Well, it didn't help that you're near enough
41:08threw all your popcorn all over her, right?
41:10Well, it was her fault
41:11for putting a stupid table thing on my side,
41:14and she was sucking sweets for the whole thing.
41:17Gross.
41:17But you liked it.
41:23The film?
41:24Yeah, it was great.
41:27Good.
41:29Just be careful not to mention you've seen it.
41:31We don't want your parents getting suspicious.
41:32They're too busy sorting out the pub to worry about me.
41:34Well, this'll be good.
41:37For us, I mean.
41:40It is.
41:42Cos, Will, if they ever found out about me and you...
41:46They won't.
41:47I promise.
41:47Bullshot.
42:13Come now, Darby.
42:15Tell me, you feel much better drinking...
42:17Oh, God bless you, Bradley.
42:19Is it my mother-in-law complaining about her...
42:21Don't you?
42:36Wonderful.
42:38A little girl.
42:39Sweetheart bless you.
42:41Oh, God bless.
42:43Night, Audrey.
42:43Yeah.
42:45Come on.
42:46And this side.
42:46All right.
42:47Night, Graham.
42:48God bless, love.
42:50Oh, it's wonderful news.
42:51Wonderful.
42:54Fancy a brew?
42:56What are you doing?
42:58Told you I'm making a brew.
43:00Don't be cute.
43:01What?
43:01I'm not even wearing a bandana.
43:02Show me.
43:03Just leave the flaming tea, will you?
43:04Why are you pretending like everything's fine when you know it's not?
43:08Cos I know it will be.
43:10No, you don't know anything.
43:12Right now you're just crossing your fingers and hoping for the best.
43:14And we haven't even finished discussing what we were going to do.
43:17I have.
43:18Look, our baby's growing inside me.
43:20Do you think there is a world in which I wouldn't do everything I could to get her here safe and sound?
43:24Look, how do you know it's not going to be you?
43:28Could you live with yourself if we terminated this pregnancy when there's a chance that she could grow up to be fit and healthy?
43:33I love you, but this is my body and my decision.
43:40I am going to have the exit procedure, David.
44:03I am going to have the exit procedure, David.
Recommended
46:59
27:59
44:19
22:17
1:21:42
27:21
44:21
26:47
44:40
26:47
20:04
0:41
27:21
27:03
Be the first to comment