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00:00:00At least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:02Your place, your mind.

00:00:04I'm not staying in a doghouse.

00:00:06Ahem.

00:00:08Can you guys just keep it down?

00:00:09I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:11Sorry.

00:00:12Hey, Amelia.

00:00:15Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:00:17Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:20You started.

00:00:21Asshole!

00:00:21Crazy, bitch!

00:00:22You told her?

00:00:23She's my sister.

00:00:25I don't care.

00:00:25That violates our agreement.

00:00:27What the fuck?

00:00:30Michelangelo?

00:00:32Don't look at me.

00:00:34You're such a hypocrite.

00:00:36I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:00:38I fucking hate you.

00:00:40I fucking hate you more.

00:00:48How was it?

00:00:50Well...

00:00:51That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:56Wait, what are you doing?

00:00:57That is an original.

00:00:58I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:01:00Oh, fine!

00:01:02I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:01:05I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:01:08You're treating me like shit.

00:01:10That's from the Renaissance.

00:01:12You are history's worst nightmare.

00:01:13I tried to make this work with you.

00:01:15We signed a contract.

00:01:16For an arranged marriage.

00:01:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:22You are such a simpleton.

00:01:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:01:30I tried to get along with you.

00:01:31You brought this on to yourself.

00:01:33I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:01:35Right back at you.

00:01:36I fucking hate you.

00:01:38I fucking hate you more.

00:01:40So, you were arrested.

00:02:04Again.

00:02:04To be fair, if you thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.

00:02:10There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:13It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.

00:02:17If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.

00:02:25Come on, Gucci.

00:02:26Come on.

00:02:27Good boy.

00:02:30Oh.

00:02:35Okay.

00:02:35Come on, Gucci.

00:02:36Let's go.

00:02:37Hey.

00:02:38Amelia.

00:02:39Oh.

00:02:40Hey, James.

00:02:42Oh.

00:02:45Come on, Gucci.

00:02:46Let's go.

00:02:47You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.

00:02:56It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:03:02The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:03:05I make my own money.

00:03:06Oh, you see, see.

00:03:09Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:03:10I am the spokesperson for man-thul.

00:03:13That means free underwear for life.

00:03:15For life.

00:03:16Some parents will be proud.

00:03:18Yeah.

00:03:18Other parents will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:03:23You are next up to be CEO.

00:03:24Oh, Adino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:03:27Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:03:32Hmm.

00:03:33All right.

00:03:34Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:03:36And don't be late.

00:03:39Bye, Dad.

00:03:39Bye.

00:03:40Bye.

00:03:41Bye.

00:03:42Bye.

00:03:43Bye.

00:03:44Bye.

00:03:45Bye.

00:03:46Bye.

00:03:47Bye.

00:03:48Bye.

00:03:49Excuse me.

00:03:57Yeah.

00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.

00:04:00Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:04:03He just needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:04:07Like you, Amelia.

00:04:10Good one, Romulus.

00:04:29These are great.

00:04:31I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:04:33Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:36No problem.

00:04:37Cool.

00:04:37Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.

00:04:45Hi.

00:04:46I'm Michelangelo.

00:04:48Chantal.

00:04:49Nice to meet you.

00:04:51I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:04:54I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:04:57Hold that thought.

00:05:02Hey, Dad.

00:05:03Where the hell were you?

00:05:06Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:05:08You're supposed to be at the office.

00:05:10Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:05:13I can meet him later.

00:05:14Now it's too late.

00:05:15He's back on the plane again.

00:05:16Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:05:19Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:05:21You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:05:23You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:05:27You interned, you went to business school.

00:05:30You have potential, okay?

00:05:32But you say you want to be the CEO?

00:05:35Well, you're going to have to prove it.

00:05:36Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.

00:05:41Bye, Dad.

00:05:42Hey, you okay?

00:05:48Yeah, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:05:53So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:06:10Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:06:15Oh my God.

00:06:16There is an experimental treatment.

00:06:20But it's really expensive.

00:06:23And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:06:25Don't worry about that.

00:06:27I have money saved.

00:06:29I'll find the rest.

00:06:30We will figure this out, okay?

00:06:32We're going to get through this together.

00:06:35Ciao, Gucci.

00:06:51Did you have a good one?

00:06:56What's wrong?

00:07:02I'm sorry.

00:07:03This is...

00:07:04No, no, forget about it.

00:07:05I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:07The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:10I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream.

00:07:14But it's only enough for one treatment.

00:07:19And who knows how many she's going to need.

00:07:21Betsy practically raised us.

00:07:24After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.

00:07:30Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:34You do?

00:07:35You do?

00:07:36Hmm.

00:07:36Come back tonight.

00:07:39And, uh...

00:07:41Play something nice.

00:07:44Come on.

00:07:44Okay.

00:07:45Thanks.

00:07:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:07:56Except for the dog hair.

00:07:59Well, come with me.

00:08:03I have someone I want you to meet.

00:08:05Are they from Italy?

00:08:07Yes.

00:08:08Wow.

00:08:08Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.

00:08:12Well, Amelia, meet.

00:08:14What's the land you love on my side?

00:08:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.

00:08:19Mm-hmm.

00:08:20Yeah.

00:08:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:08:22I'm a dog walker.

00:08:24Don't be so defensive.

00:08:27I wasn't.

00:08:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:08:35I have some unfinished business to do.

00:08:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:08:39I'm really happy.

00:08:41Hey, I really love you, huh?

00:08:43Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:56What?

00:08:57Exactly.

00:09:05How does it look?

00:09:06Not half bad.

00:09:08I mean, it's fine.

00:09:10Whatever.

00:09:13Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:09:17Or not.

00:09:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:09:20You work for my dad.

00:09:22You have to do what I say.

00:09:23You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:09:26Just a few more pictures.

00:09:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:09:29I don't need Tinder.

00:09:31I'm an underwear model.

00:09:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:09:36Whatever.

00:09:41Pour me another.

00:09:43I told you I'm...

00:09:44Now.

00:09:47Fine.

00:09:54See?

00:09:55Dog walker.

00:09:56That wasn't so hard.

00:10:00What the fuck?

00:10:02This is fucking product!

00:10:03You're crazy, bitch!

00:10:13Amelia!

00:10:14Whoa.

00:10:15What's wrong?

00:10:16I asked her to pour me another drink,

00:10:18and she flipped out!

00:10:20I'm sorry, Romulus,

00:10:21but your son is a prick.

00:10:22I'm going to be leaving.

00:10:23No, no, no, please.

00:10:24I apologize.

00:10:25My son, he's just immature.

00:10:28All right?

00:10:28And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:10:32Please.

00:10:33All right?

00:10:33Just have a seat.

00:10:35All right?

00:10:35And I promise,

00:10:36he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:10:38Won't you, son?

00:10:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:10:45Cancer?

00:10:46Hmm.

00:10:47Yeah.

00:10:47And you need to settle down

00:10:49and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:10:52Make my own money, Dad.

00:10:53Okay, I want the business.

00:10:58I think we can make a deal

00:11:01whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:11:05What kind of deal?

00:11:07Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:11:10No.

00:11:11You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:11:14What?

00:11:16What?

00:11:17Romulus, what are you saying?

00:11:19I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:11:21Yeah, and I can't marry someone

00:11:23who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:11:25Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:11:28Oh, Angelo.

00:11:29Look, you have to grow up

00:11:31before you can run out business.

00:11:32And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:11:35We're not even a match.

00:11:37We hate each other.

00:11:38At least I do.

00:11:39Obviously.

00:11:40I see.

00:11:41There's something uncommon already.

00:11:43Look, you know,

00:11:45my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:11:48Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:11:51She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.

00:11:56I know you're probably thinking

00:11:57I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:11:58But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:12:02You two have chemistry.

00:12:04Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:12:06As if.

00:12:08Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:12:10I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:12:12Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:12:15Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment

00:12:17if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:12:24What's it going to be?

00:12:29What's it going to be?

00:12:33Fine.

00:12:34I'll do it.

00:12:35For Betsy.

00:12:36Well, Angelo,

00:12:41it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:12:44If you're not going to agree to marry her,

00:12:47then you're going to lose the business.

00:12:50And you're also going to lose your inheritance.

00:12:53What the hell, Dad?

00:12:57Fuck it.

00:12:58Fine.

00:12:59I'll do it.

00:12:59Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:13:04The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:13:06And, son, we are going to need some champagne.

00:13:10Right, my mind.

00:13:11Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.

00:13:16You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:13:19Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:13:22And I'll tell you,

00:13:23it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.

00:13:26I hope the Halloween bowl's not booked.

00:13:27Anyway, you must move in together immediately

00:13:31to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:13:34Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,

00:13:37but, well, it can't do any good

00:13:39if word got out to the public, right?

00:13:41That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:13:44Are we agreed?

00:13:46Sure.

00:13:47All right.

00:13:48Sign in.

00:13:57Salute to the new couple.

00:14:11Mmm.

00:14:19So, your place or mine?

00:14:22I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:14:24Fine.

00:14:26Then we'll stay at yours.

00:14:27Okay.

00:14:37So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:14:39It's like a museum in here.

00:14:42A Michelangelo museum.

00:14:43Ugh.

00:14:44Ugh.

00:14:45Ugh.

00:14:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:14:59What was this?

00:15:01Put it in the trash.

00:15:02This isn't trash.

00:15:03These are my sisters.

00:15:04She's an artist.

00:15:06So, put them in your room.

00:15:07I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:15:09Oh, I'm sorry.

00:15:10Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:15:12That's man-thong.

00:15:14It's trademarked.

00:15:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:15:21If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:15:25It's an electric.

00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.

00:15:35You might want to start wearing that.

00:15:38Gee, thanks.

00:15:40Welcome.

00:15:45You're getting married?

00:15:49Shh, Betsy.

00:15:51Don't tell the whole world.

00:15:52Sorry, Amelia.

00:15:54It's just...

00:15:55It's not like you.

00:15:58You're saying you're...

00:15:59Reserved.

00:16:00Safe.

00:16:02Like I always taught you.

00:16:05Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:16:09And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:16:14So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:16:17Michelangelo?

00:16:18The Ninja Turtle?

00:16:20No.

00:16:22Michelangelo...

00:16:23Dino Valeno?

00:16:24Maybe you've heard of him?

00:16:27Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:16:28Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:16:28Shhh.

00:16:33Socialite animals?

00:16:34Like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?

00:16:37How did you even meet?

00:16:39His dad is one of my clients.

00:16:42It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:16:46He's so toxic.

00:16:50Speak of the devil.

00:16:52Oh, yeah.

00:16:54You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:16:57This is a doctor's office.

00:17:01Amelia.

00:17:03Betsy Carlisle?

00:17:06Doctor's ready.

00:17:08We'll talk about this later.

00:17:09Ready to get wet, baby?

00:17:34We're already wet.

00:17:35Where did that come from?

00:17:53Nice place.

00:18:20I love the artwork.

00:18:21Thanks.

00:18:22Finally.

00:18:24Ooh, good taste.

00:18:27No, I'm good.

00:18:29You had plenty at dinner.

00:18:30More for me.

00:18:35You know, if you like it down here,

00:18:38you should see the bedroom.

00:18:39Ooh.

00:18:40Mm-hmm.

00:18:47Ahem.

00:18:48Ahem.

00:18:51Who are you?

00:18:53Who are you?

00:18:55Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:18:59Amelia.

00:19:01Whatever.

00:19:02Can you guys just keep it down?

00:19:03I have work tomorrow morning.

00:19:06This is my house?

00:19:08We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:19:10Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:19:12You've got to be kidding me.

00:19:15What's wrong, dog walker?

00:19:18He's jealous.

00:19:19Jealous?

00:19:20I'm not jealous!

00:19:24Sweet dreams!

00:19:25I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:34How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:19:36Even if he is kind of hot.

00:19:57See you later.

00:19:58And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:20:03Sorry.

00:20:04I had one so many to drink.

00:20:05It won't happen again.

00:20:06You better not.

00:20:19How's the hangover, roomie?

00:20:21Not now.

00:20:22My head's killing me.

00:20:24We need to talk about last night.

00:20:25No.

00:20:26What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:20:30I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:20:32Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:34But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:37And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:40Fine.

00:20:41I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:20:42Just give me my phone.

00:20:43My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:20:47And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:20:51Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:52Yeah, no shit.

00:20:54I'm serious.

00:20:56Don't screw this up.

00:20:58I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:21:01I know what I'm doing.

00:21:03Dog walker.

00:21:04And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:21:07Whenever I want.

00:21:08Wherever I want.

00:21:10Fine.

00:21:11Do whatever you want.

00:21:14Sorry.

00:21:15It's a bit harsh.

00:21:16I'm just really hungover.

00:21:21That could have gone better.

00:21:27Hey, baby.

00:21:31You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:21:33You're rich now.

00:21:35I know.

00:21:36I like it.

00:21:37Oh, that's good to hear.

00:21:38You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:42Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:21:46Oh, fine.

00:21:48Yeah.

00:21:48We're still getting to know each other.

00:21:50All right.

00:21:51Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:53Oh, and listen.

00:21:54He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:21:57Look, I promise.

00:21:59I wouldn't be so sure.

00:22:01Yeah.

00:22:01You're right.

00:22:02Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:04Yeah.

00:22:05Come on, Gucci.

00:22:06Yeah, yeah.

00:22:07Come on.

00:22:07Bye, Gucci.

00:22:11Hey, Amelia.

00:22:12Hey, Jake.

00:22:15Gucci, no.

00:22:16Royce.

00:22:18It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:22:22It's to see you up close for once.

00:22:24Yeah, same here.

00:22:33Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:37His whole family, actually.

00:22:39All these rich people are nuts.

00:22:41I should make a reality show.

00:22:43We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.

00:22:47Do you want to walk together?

00:22:49Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:51Yeah.

00:22:53I'd like that.

00:22:54So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:23:02A couple months.

00:23:03I like it.

00:23:04I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:23:07Barista.

00:23:08Uber driver.

00:23:09Delivery guy.

00:23:11Movie extra?

00:23:12You were in a movie.

00:23:14Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:16I was trying to impress you.

00:23:18How about you?

00:23:19How long have you been doing this?

00:23:21I don't know.

00:23:22My whole life, I guess.

00:23:24It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.

00:23:28I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:30Wow.

00:23:31I guess you really like dogs.

00:23:32Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:35If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:41My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:44Do you want to go?

00:23:45Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:23:51You did?

00:23:53Yeah.

00:23:55I still do.

00:23:56He's cute.

00:24:00I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:03Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:07I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:12Hell yeah.

00:24:14I mean, uh, regular, yeah.

00:24:17I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:23I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:28Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:29Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:24:36Looks pretty big.

00:24:37It was a big school.

00:24:39Public schools.

00:24:41Am I right?

00:24:45I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:50Me?

00:24:51Engaged?

00:24:52No.

00:24:52Are you kidding?

00:24:53I'm 24.

00:24:54I'm practically still a baby.

00:24:55I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:25:00Nope.

00:25:01Single and ready to mingle.

00:25:03Okay.

00:25:07Royce pooped.

00:25:08You should pick it up.

00:25:10Where?

00:25:10I don't see it.

00:25:11Just over there.

00:25:14Come on.

00:25:19Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:21Of course.

00:25:22It's an office.

00:25:23You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.

00:25:26You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:25:31Very funny.

00:25:32You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:34Yes, I know.

00:25:34Yeah.

00:25:34That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:25:37So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.

00:25:41Can I get Starbucks first?

00:25:42Fuck no.

00:25:44Come on, Dad.

00:25:45Okay.

00:25:46Oh my goodness.

00:25:59Are you okay?

00:26:00Hi.

00:26:01I'm Michelangelo.

00:26:02You're engaged, remember?

00:26:10And this is our new palette.

00:26:13It's Matt's collection.

00:26:15He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:26:17Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.

00:26:29What, Dad?

00:26:34What a day, Dad.

00:26:35It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:37Look at you.

00:26:38You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:26:42Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:26:44Hard work does pay off.

00:26:46Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:48What about her?

00:26:49She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:51Nobody taught her how to run a business.

00:26:53But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:26:58I guess that's impressive.

00:27:00Yeah, see.

00:27:01See, it is.

00:27:01I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:27:04I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:13Break's over.

00:27:30Well, not too bad, huh?

00:27:31One day down.

00:27:33Forty more years to go.

00:27:37Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise

00:27:44you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.

00:27:50You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.

00:27:57Tonight?

00:28:00Shit.

00:28:01When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:28:02I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.

00:28:04The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:28:06Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:28:08Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.

00:28:13Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:28:16I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:28:19What's the matter?

00:28:20You're getting along on it, aren't you?

00:28:22Yeah, yeah.

00:28:23Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:28:27All right, so it's all settled.

00:28:28I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.

00:28:32So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:28:53Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.

00:28:57And?

00:28:58And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:29:03But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:29:08You better not let that hair down.

00:29:10Sorry, just an expression.

00:29:19How's it going in there?

00:29:21I'm coming out.

00:29:28Is that bad?

00:29:33I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.

00:29:38Buy that dress.

00:29:40ASAP.

00:29:44Leave me alone, party boy.

00:29:46I've got my own function tonight.

00:29:48I'll protect your dad.

00:30:00I'll protect my dad.

00:30:07I'll protect myself.

00:30:09I'm going out.

00:30:13You're ок.

00:30:14Then I look at my dad.

00:30:16What are you looking at?

00:30:25You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:27Thanks.

00:30:27Did you forget my name?

00:30:32No, it's just something different.

00:30:36Did you change your hair?

00:30:38Why do you care?

00:30:39The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:30:41I'm going out.

00:30:41I just forgot my charger.

00:30:43Awesome, thanks.

00:30:47I'm taking this.

00:30:48Wait, I've been calling you.

00:30:50We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:51I told you, I'm busy.

00:30:53Hold on.

00:30:56Amelia!

00:31:05All right, hey.

00:31:06Look who's right on time.

00:31:08Nice.

00:31:09Where's Amelia?

00:31:11She's sick.

00:31:13She can't make it.

00:31:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:31:16If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:19Yeah, you got to stay home with her.

00:31:21Give her some nice soup.

00:31:24I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:26Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:28Poor thing.

00:31:30Okay, Dad.

00:31:31See you in the office.

00:31:32Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.

00:31:41I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:50Hey.

00:31:52It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.

00:31:53You still track people?

00:31:54Wow.

00:32:11Amelia.

00:32:12Hi.

00:32:12You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:32:19Sorry.

00:32:20I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:22I kind of panicked.

00:32:23No worries.

00:32:24I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:27Yeah.

00:32:28But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:30Talk to the bartender.

00:32:31Wow.

00:32:32The IP treatment.

00:32:34You look like one.

00:32:34Thanks, David.

00:32:38Hey.

00:32:39Loverboy.

00:32:40We're on.

00:32:42Gotta go.

00:32:44Find me in the green room after.

00:32:46Hope you like it.

00:32:47Break a leg.

00:32:48Loverboy.

00:33:04Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:20Good.

00:33:21Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:33:22Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:25One more, please.

00:33:31But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:34Jake, you guys feel great.

00:33:44You really think so?

00:33:46I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:33:48The who?

00:33:50You don't know the strokes.

00:33:54Are they older?

00:33:56I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:33:59It's all right.

00:34:01Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:03You want something to drink?

00:34:05Yeah.

00:34:12So, when did you learn how to play guitar?

00:34:16Since I was 13.

00:34:18Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.

00:34:23That's awesome.

00:34:24And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full-time.

00:34:29You're going to quit dog walking?

00:34:32I thought you liked it.

00:34:34I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:34:37Like, I don't even like dogs that much.

00:34:39I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:41A cat person?

00:34:43Who doesn't like dogs?

00:34:47Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:49I don't want to talk about work tonight.

00:34:52I just want to relax.

00:34:54Have a good time.

00:34:56You're beautiful, you know that?

00:34:57I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.

00:35:03Now I'm not sure.

00:35:04We have nothing in common.

00:35:06Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:08What the heck?

00:35:12I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:35:14Michelangelo had his fun.

00:35:16Now I can have mine.

00:35:30Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:35:34What's going on?

00:35:35That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:35:40He's not.

00:35:41You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:43Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:44What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:46Back off, dude.

00:35:48Back off.

00:35:49Grubby little hipster.

00:35:50She's my fiancée.

00:35:52So that was an engagement ring?

00:35:54Jake, I can explain.

00:35:56Let's go.

00:35:59I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:00I'm not, Jake.

00:36:05This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.

00:36:12And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:36:14I can't believe you did that.

00:36:21After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.

00:36:24Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:36:26Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:36:29I'm not following you around.

00:36:31You know what?

00:36:32I get it.

00:36:33You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:35Oh, me jealous?

00:36:38Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:41Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:43I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:46I have a name.

00:36:48Wait, what are you doing?

00:36:49That is an original.

00:36:50I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:36:53Oh, fine.

00:36:54I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:36:57I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:00You're treating me like shit.

00:37:03That's from the Renaissance.

00:37:04You're history's worst nightmare.

00:37:06I tried to make this work with you.

00:37:07We signed a contract.

00:37:08For an arranged marriage.

00:37:10Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:14You are such a simpleton.

00:37:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:20Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:22I tried to get along with you.

00:37:23You brought this onto yourself.

00:37:25I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:27Right back at you.

00:37:29I fucking hate you.

00:37:30I fucking hate you more.

00:37:34I swear to god.

00:37:38I love you.

00:37:44I love you.

00:37:45I love you.

00:37:48I don't know.

00:37:49I wish I didn't care about it.

00:37:56If you want to see you.

00:37:59I wish I didn't care about it.

00:38:03I wish I didn't care about it.

00:38:09I wish I didn't care about it.

00:38:14Where am I?

00:38:37Who's spooning me?

00:38:40Is that Jake?

00:38:43How drunk was I?

00:38:44Michael Angelo?

00:38:50Dog Walker.

00:38:52Oh, I forgot we did that last night.

00:38:57Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:00We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:03We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.

00:39:06If that's what you want.

00:39:09Definitely.

00:39:11I have to go to work.

00:39:15I should get up too.

00:39:18Oh, my head.

00:39:20There's Pedialy in the fridge.

00:39:23Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:25Of course.

00:39:26My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:30Well, you look great.

00:39:33Thanks.

00:39:33I don't feel great.

00:39:36The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:40But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:39:44What's going on?

00:39:46So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:51Wait.

00:39:53For the first time?

00:39:55Yeah.

00:39:56We're taking it slow.

00:39:59Michelangelo.

00:40:00The male gigolo is taking it slow.

00:40:02Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:08And...

00:40:09How was it?

00:40:12Well...

00:40:12Really bad.

00:40:13Right?

00:40:14I knew it.

00:40:15Actually...

00:40:16It was the best sex I ever had.

00:40:20Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:24I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:27Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:29That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:32I don't get it.

00:40:33He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:37I feel like...

00:40:38Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...

00:40:42You get the picture.

00:40:45Hey.

00:40:48Opposites attract.

00:40:49I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:53Because you're so different.

00:40:56Something like that.

00:41:01Here it comes.

00:41:06Right on the schedule.

00:41:08Dog walkers in love with me.

00:41:11I'll have to let her down easy.

00:41:13Weird.

00:41:14I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.

00:41:26What was that about?

00:41:27Must be the hangover.

00:41:31Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:39Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:53Hey, unfortunately, something came up.

00:41:56I can't make it tonight.

00:41:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:03And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:06Hey.

00:42:27Hi. We should talk about Wesley. I'm not very good with words. Me neither. But last night I...

00:42:41You don't have to say anything. We both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating

00:42:46each other like nothing ever happened. I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me

00:42:51for a second. You don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a

00:42:56one-night stand before. I've never been with someone like you before. Okay, I get it. I'm not

00:43:02one of your models or your D-list actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting

00:43:09me down easily. I know that if you would take back last night that you would. Frankly, so would I.

00:43:14I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:20I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait. Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:29What happened to Dog Walker? I have a confession to make.

00:43:37Last night, I don't know how. I don't know why. That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:44Really? Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor. I could even do reality TV.

00:43:54But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:44:03You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:06Amelia, please. I know you felt it too.

00:44:11Amelia, please. Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:22I felt it too.

00:44:27So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:31Me too.

00:44:41So I set the kitchen on fire.

00:45:10How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:15It's not my fault. They should change the name.

00:45:19No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:45:23If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:45:25The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:28You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.

00:45:40Thanks?

00:45:42You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:46Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:49I'm serious.

00:45:51The wedding's coming up.

00:45:54We could give it a shot.

00:45:56You mean like you and me.

00:45:58Together, together.

00:45:59Why not?

00:46:01Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:02Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:23Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:26Jake?

00:46:27How's it going?

00:46:29Good.

00:46:30Yeah.

00:46:31Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:33Crazy.

00:46:34I know.

00:46:36I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:38We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:41I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:43Is he always like that?

00:46:45So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:47I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:50He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:53Well, I am his woman.

00:46:55He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:46:58And I don't blame him.

00:46:59Oh, my God.

00:47:01Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?

00:47:05I didn't mean to pry.

00:47:07Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:10I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:12Thanks, Jake.

00:47:13But I'm engaged.

00:47:15Remember?

00:47:17And the only person I want to talk to is my fiance.

00:47:19I thought we had a connection.

00:47:22You're a cat person.

00:47:24It never would have worked.

00:47:26Come on, Gucci.

00:47:27Let's go.

00:47:31Cats are awesome.

00:47:32That was a great presentation.

00:47:39The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:42You think so?

00:47:43Ooh.

00:47:44Maybe I'm finally starting to get the hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:48Now, listen.

00:47:49I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:51You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:54Gucci?

00:47:54Sure.

00:47:55But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.

00:47:58Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:00You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:04At the dog park?

00:48:05Mm-hmm.

00:48:06I just texted her.

00:48:07It's all set.

00:48:08Now, go get her, lover boy.

00:48:11So, you just throw it and he brings it back?

00:48:25You've never played fetch before?

00:48:28It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:32Let me try.

00:48:33That's okay.

00:48:35I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:38Yes.

00:48:41Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:45No.

00:48:46I like my work.

00:48:48What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:52You're right.

00:48:53I should work less.

00:48:56If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:03Fetch Gucci.

00:49:08I've got a big surprise.

00:49:10A surprise.

00:49:13Just wait and see.

00:49:22Grazie, Enzo.

00:49:23Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:30What's that?

00:49:31Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.

00:49:38But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.

00:49:42You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:45I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:49Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:50I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:49:57I'm kidding.

00:49:59This is for us.

00:50:00Why don't you get us a coarse cream?

00:50:02What else is in the bag?

00:50:03Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:08You can cook?

00:50:09That was so good.

00:50:25I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.

00:50:29How did you do this?

00:50:31I can't cook at all.

00:50:33Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:35Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:37No.

00:50:38My mom taught me.

00:50:39Tell me about her.

00:50:41I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:45Sorry.

00:50:46I don't mean to pray.

00:50:48She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:51Breast cancer.

00:50:53But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:50:56She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:51:00She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:01And we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:08I still have all of her recipes here.

00:51:12Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:14That's really special.

00:51:17I miss her.

00:51:20This might sound corny, but...

00:51:22I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:25It's not corny.

00:51:28But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:29Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:33What about your parents?

00:51:35My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:40It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:42I'm sorry.

00:51:44I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:48I don't want to lose her, too.

00:51:52I'm sorry.

00:51:53Your story made me emotional.

00:51:55I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:51:57I'll help you.

00:51:57No, no, it's fine.

00:51:58I like doing the dishes.

00:52:00It relaxes me.

00:52:02Good.

00:52:03Because I hate them.

00:52:04Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:10Is it just the wine?

00:52:12Or am I really falling for...

00:52:15him?

00:52:15Her.

00:52:17You don't want espresso.

00:52:19It's not very nice.

00:52:28Hey.

00:52:30Hey.

00:52:31Do you want an espresso?

00:52:33I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:35No, thank you.

00:52:36You need to have a morning meeting.

00:52:37I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:38Okay.

00:52:38Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:40How could I?

00:52:41Ready, bro?

00:52:45Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:48What do you know about ties?

00:52:49You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:52And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:52:55Touche.

00:52:56There you go.

00:52:58Okay, bye.

00:52:59Bye.

00:53:02Love you.

00:53:03Love you, too.

00:53:04Love you, too.

00:53:04Love you.

00:53:04Love you, too.

00:53:06Love you, too.

00:53:08Love you, too.

00:53:10Love you, too.

00:53:13Sorry.

00:53:15Reflex.

00:53:15I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:17Me neither.

00:53:18Too soon.

00:53:20Talk about it later?

00:53:22Yeah.

00:53:23Okay.

00:53:24Okay.

00:53:25Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:28And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:35Look who's here.

00:53:37Hey, my little guy.

00:53:40Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:42Look at this right here.

00:53:44Huh?

00:53:45Let's try it.

00:53:47Oh, yeah.

00:53:48Now, here's mine.

00:53:50Right?

00:53:51Just like that.

00:53:52Huh?

00:53:53Yeah.

00:53:53Even got one for Big Brother.

00:53:55Right there.

00:53:57Come to Papa.

00:53:58Yes, my boy.

00:53:59All right, all right.

00:54:01All right, all right.

00:54:02So, we got to talk about this, uh, this wedding, right?

00:54:05This is two weeks off.

00:54:07Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.

00:54:09And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:12He says the band is free.

00:54:15You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:16Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:20Cool.

00:54:20Well, all right.

00:54:22Then we'll book, uh, the Magic Castle.

00:54:24How about that?

00:54:25Not too big.

00:54:25Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:28Dad, let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:30We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:32What?

00:54:32Something wrong with Amelia?

00:54:34No.

00:54:36Everything is great.

00:54:37It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:40But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:43That's our thing.

00:54:45It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:48I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:54:50Wow, I never thought of that.

00:54:53You know, you have a very good point there.

00:54:57I'm very impressed.

00:54:59You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:02I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:07Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:10Love?

00:55:12Yeah.

00:55:13I don't know.

00:55:15He's cute.

00:55:17All right, all right.

00:55:19Change of deal.

00:55:20Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:55:22And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair,

00:55:25a wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:28No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:30No Coldplay.

00:55:32So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:42It's not working.

00:55:44I know it.

00:55:45I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:48And I'm cured.

00:55:50What?

00:55:51You're cured?

00:55:53Oh, congratulations.

00:55:56I wasn't expecting it.

00:55:59I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:02It only took two sessions?

00:56:05I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:08Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:11What's wrong, sis?

00:56:12We should be celebrating!

00:56:15I brought Prosecco.

00:56:16No.

00:56:17Yeah.

00:56:18No, I'm good.

00:56:19Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:23You can tell me anything.

00:56:26Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:28Is everything okay?

00:56:30If that punk pretty boy hurts you,

00:56:32I will take that man thong

00:56:33and give him a wedgie so far up his butt

00:56:36that it will cut him in two.

00:56:38It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:42It's me.

00:56:43I have to tell you something.

00:56:50I cannot believe that they convinced you to do

00:56:53an arranged marriage?

00:56:56What is this, Game of Thrones?

00:56:58It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:01And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:04Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:08I kind of like him.

00:57:11Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:13We need to get you out of there.

00:57:16Betsy, I have real feelings for him.

00:57:21But what about the tabloid stories?

00:57:25You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:28They banned him for life.

00:57:30You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:32He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:35Or at least not to me.

00:57:38He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:41Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:48What if you meet him?

00:57:50Yeah.

00:57:52Meet him.

00:57:53Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:54Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:57:56Don't count on it.

00:57:57Please, me, just give him a chance.

00:58:02Fine.

00:58:03Yes.

00:58:04Only one.

00:58:05Yes.

00:58:08You won't regret it.

00:58:09I'm going to go get the Prosecco.

00:58:13You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:15Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:21Of course.

00:58:21I'm glad she's cancer-free.

00:58:23We need to celebrate.

00:58:27Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:32You mean besides me.

00:58:34I'm serious.

00:58:35It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:38Have a glass of wine.

00:58:41Tonight's going to be great.

00:58:42It's enormous.

00:58:55Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:00It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:04Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:06Hmm.

00:59:08So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.

00:59:16How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:20$96 Dom Perignon?

00:59:21Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:24Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:27It's worth more than my car.

00:59:28Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:30$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:35It's delicious.

00:59:37This was made in France.

00:59:39Sorry.

00:59:40Can't touch that stuff.

00:59:42So, who wants a drink?

00:59:44Okay.

00:59:44You hardly touch your food.

01:00:08It's a little too rich for me.

01:00:13Mine tastes great.

01:00:14So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.

01:00:23You don't mind, do you?

01:00:25Fire away.

01:00:25So, I know you two have been having your fun, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:39I don't think it's going to.

01:00:40That's cute and all, but what about her career?

01:00:45Are you going to support her?

01:00:47Or kids, what's your stance on that?

01:00:48Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:53Betsy!

01:00:54Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.

01:01:00We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.

01:01:03See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:06You two are getting married and you barely know each other.

01:01:09We know enough.

01:01:10Easy Betsy.

01:01:14I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:17And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.

01:01:21And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:23I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:25Michelangelo.

01:01:26You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:29It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:31She gets it from you.

01:01:31Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

01:01:35You started it.

01:01:43Why don't we all just calm down?

01:01:46Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:48No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:51That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:01:53She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:01:55You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:01:57And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:01You know what?

01:02:02You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:03That's my sister.

01:02:04She just survived cancer.

01:02:08That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:11This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:14Not to me.

01:02:15You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:17I don't like this side of you.

01:02:18See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:21but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:24You told her?

01:02:25She's my sister.

01:02:26I don't care.

01:02:27That violates our agreement.

01:02:28Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:30A contractual agreement?

01:02:31It's some kind of obligation?

01:02:33It's not what I meant.

01:02:34It came out wrong, Amelia.

01:02:36I love you.

01:02:38You love me?

01:02:39Don't listen to him.

01:02:41He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:42Shut the fuck up!

01:02:44You know what?

01:02:45Maybe she was right.

01:02:46I shouldn't have signed that contract.

01:02:48It's over.

01:02:54We need to get out of here.

01:02:57I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:03:05Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:03:12You do so much better than him.

01:03:15Yeah.

01:03:17But he isn't a monster.

01:03:18I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:20We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:22Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:26Lay low for a bit.

01:03:28Mexico?

01:03:29Or Canada.

01:03:30Whatever.

01:03:30It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.

01:03:35Or worse.

01:03:36I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:39I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:42It's not like I told the media.

01:03:44You don't know that.

01:03:46We're liabilities.

01:03:48Loose ends.

01:03:50You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:03:55Get rid of that thing.

01:03:58They could be tracking us right now.

01:04:00Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.

01:04:05See?

01:04:06He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:12It's Romulus.

01:04:14Hey, Romulus.

01:04:16What?

01:04:17What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:19You came.

01:04:34Against my better judgment.

01:04:36I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:39I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:04:43Well, you should punish me for straying.

01:04:49You make me sick.

01:04:51I make me sick.

01:04:52Nice underwear.

01:05:05It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:10Okay.

01:05:11Let's get this over with.

01:05:13Is that all you have to say?

01:05:18Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:21I'm sorry.

01:05:23Chantel.

01:05:25I thought I wanted this.

01:05:28But I don't.

01:05:29I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:36Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:42It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:05:47Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.

01:05:50I am fucking devastated.

01:05:53And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:05:56And she just wanted to come back to me.

01:05:58I don't know.

01:06:08Amelia?

01:06:11Hi, Dad.

01:06:13Gucci's gone?

01:06:15I'll be right there.

01:06:22What?

01:06:24Romulus.

01:06:25What?

01:06:25Oh.

01:06:28What?

01:06:28well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and all

01:06:33of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back

01:06:40well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just

01:06:51come on gucci gucci hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here

01:07:01with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at

01:07:09mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart

01:07:16move here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto yeah that's it give me the urc

01:07:36gucci

01:07:44we've been looking for him all night long we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just

01:07:51off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes

01:07:56see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him

01:08:03he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that

01:08:14gucci

01:08:18gucci my boy's back

01:08:20gucci okay okay i'm a little closer to approving

01:08:33i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true

01:08:52they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk

01:08:57amelia can we talk please

01:09:05amelia can we talk

01:09:07amelia can we talk

01:09:20Lydia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.

01:09:24I shouldn't have attacked your sister,

01:09:27and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.

01:09:33I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:09:39Thanks for saying that.

01:09:41I needed to hear that.

01:09:44And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.

01:09:48You're not one.

01:09:50I'm still learning new things about you.

01:09:53Most of them are good.

01:09:56I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:09:59I'm not.

01:10:03You're not? What do you mean?

01:10:07Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...

01:10:11I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:10:14And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:10:18I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:24Dad.

01:10:25What is this, son?

01:10:27I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:10:31Why, son?

01:10:33Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:35And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.

01:10:48Consider our contract null and void.

01:10:51Amelia, where will it be?

01:11:03Will you marry me?

01:11:07Will you marry me?

01:11:10Yes.

01:11:11I'll marry you.

01:11:12You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:11:30And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:11:34Look at me.

01:11:35I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:11:39All right, all right, you two.

01:11:41That's enough, all right?

01:11:43We spent this whole night together.

01:11:45Come over to my place, all right?

01:11:47We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.

01:11:50Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:11:52I think I can get used to it.

01:11:55And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:11:58I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.

01:12:02We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:12:05It was worth a try.

01:12:22And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:12:33Michelangelo?

01:12:37Amelia.

01:12:40Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.

01:12:46I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,

01:12:50and not just about dogs.

01:12:53I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:12:59I'm looking forward to your support and counsel

01:13:04as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:08And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband

01:13:16as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:13:20Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:13:31I love you so much.

01:13:32I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.

01:13:45Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,

01:13:48and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,

01:13:50something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:13:58And although we haven't spent much time together,

01:14:01it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.

01:14:03With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,

01:14:14I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:17You may kiss your bride.

01:14:26Thanks.

01:14:27I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.

01:14:32I'm Jake, another dog walker.

01:14:35It's crazy, you know, given my sister,

01:14:38but I've always been more of a cat person.

01:14:41Me too!

01:14:41Woo!

01:14:43Woo-hoo!

01:14:44Oh!

01:14:45Ah!

01:14:46Woo-hoo!

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